Billy the Cat - Ep. 2 - The Cat That Couldn't Miaow 50p
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00:00Billy was a boy who liked to annoy any animals that he found.
00:07But things have changed, he's been rearranged, and his life has turned around.
00:17Billy the Cat, now he's got four feet.
00:19Billy the Cat, now he lives on the street.
00:22Billy the Cat, in trouble every day.
00:25Billy the Cat, not just another stray.
00:31Billy the Cat, can you hear the meow?
00:34Billy the Cat, cause he don't know how.
00:37Billy the boy is Billy the Cat.
00:46We are now flying at an altitude of 600 feet, and visibility is good.
00:53The city can be a scary place, especially when you're a boy trapped in the skin of a cat.
01:01A cat was surviving by the skin of his teeth.
01:05Thanks, Mr. Hubert.
01:09I thought Blackie's gang was the coolest thing on 12 feet.
01:12And I wanted to be part of it.
01:15Where are you going, fellas?
01:17We're going to shop on our claws, down at the furniture store.
01:24Can I come?
01:25You? Nah, kid, you're not tough enough.
01:30I am so.
01:33You're about as tough as a melted marshmallow.
01:43I'll show you how tough I am.
01:46Billy, do be careful.
01:48Come on, Mr. Hubert. Don't you want to be in Blackie's gang?
01:51I think I'm not.
01:53The Huberts have always been rugged individualists.
01:56Lone wolves who've never sought the approval of their peers.
01:59Rebels who...
02:00Is that yes or no?
02:02No, thank you.
02:16Blackie, wait for me!
02:18Hey, Blackie, there's a little marshmallow on our tail.
02:22Yeah? Not for long, he isn't.
02:26We've got cause, we've got cause, do this speech based on our voice.
02:39Billy needs a permanent minder.
02:43Hey! Stop that!
02:48Remember, Billy, any alley cat always lands on his...
02:52Feet!
02:57Hey!
03:11Hey, guys, looks like company just dropped in.
03:15Yeah, and we hate company, right?
03:18Right.
03:20The golden statue of the cat goddess Bastet is priceless.
03:25Priceless!
03:27I need two professionals I can trust to steal it.
03:30Against my better judgment, I have chosen you.
03:34Yeah, getting into the museum will be a breeze.
03:37I only hope for your sakes it is.
03:43Yeah, brains and brawn, that's what's needed on a job like this.
03:47How very true.
03:49That's why I'm sending Sanctifer with you.
03:52He's got more brains than the two of you put together.
03:56You'll make sure they do as they're told, won't you, my sweet?
04:05Going somewhere, pussycat?
04:08Hi, fellas, I don't want any trouble, okay?
04:11Well, you shouldn't have come into our alley then, should you?
04:15Your alley? I didn't know.
04:17This alley just isn't big enough for the both of us.
04:20That's right. Why, there isn't even any room to swing a cat.
04:23I bet there is.
04:25Oh, no way! Why don't we try it and see?
04:29All right! All right! All right! All right!
04:33Look, I'm leaving. Nice meeting you.
04:41Hey, fellas, come and look at this.
04:45I don't believe it. He's letting them win, right?
04:48On the contrary, I fear they're beating him fair and...
04:56...square.
05:02I'm going back!
05:04Hold! Desist! Stop! Unhand him, you brawling brutes!
05:08Looks like we've got company.
05:11Let's beat him!
05:24There. Now, Billy, that's how you deal with mice.
05:29No match for a mouse, huh?
05:31You'd get beaten by a spider.
05:34Call yourself a cat?
05:36No, I'm not a cat. I'm a boy.
05:39Here, kitties. Here, kitty, kitty, kitties.
05:42Here you go. Here you go.
05:44Shut up, fellas! It's the cat lady!
05:49Cat lady's here. Let's eat.
06:10Oh, wow! Pilchards! My favorite!
06:14Yeah, and kippers! Yum, yum!
06:18Hey, give me a bite.
06:22Oh, yes, for a bite.
06:26Smoked over hickory, if I'm not mistaken.
06:30Anything for me. I'm a growing boy.
06:34Haven't you heard?
06:36It's the early cat that catches the pig.
06:41Here, pussy. Now, now, ask for it nicely.
06:49Just meow, and she'll give it to you.
06:51Go on, Dosie, meow!
06:54Meow? That was easier said than done.
06:57I'd never meow in my life.
06:59Meow, meow, meow, meow.
07:05What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
07:13Man, what a loser.
07:15Sounds like a chicken.
07:30This is the new find from the excavation at Bubastis.
07:34Isn't she the most beautiful cat you've ever seen?
07:38Meow.
07:40Present company accepted, greedy.
07:42Keep an eye on the statue, Arthur.
07:44Right-o, sir.
07:46If you value your job...
07:50Meow, meow.
07:52Don't you?
07:54Meow, meow, meow, meow.
07:58Don't you worry, Queenie.
08:00This place is safer than Fort Knox.
08:04You can't do that.
08:19Once, not so long ago, no one messed with Billy the Boy.
08:25Back then, Billy the Boy was just a little boy.
08:29No one messed with Billy the Boy.
08:32Back then, I was a boy with ten toes of terror.
08:36Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
08:38Billy?
08:43Now, I'm a pathetic little cat with four puny paws.
08:51Uh, Len, are you nervous?
08:54Oh, me? Uh, no.
08:57Uh, me neither.
08:59But what about the museum's burglar alarm?
09:01Uh, Len, remember what the boss said?
09:03He said, don't be alarmed about the alarms.
09:06The alarms will be disarmed.
09:08It'll go like a charm, and no one will get harmed?
09:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Now, shut up.
09:14Len, is it too late to, uh, back out?
09:21You heard him. Way too late.
09:24Yeah, okay. Now, we wait without closing them.
09:29Will you let that cat out? I can't hear myself think.
09:36Does my nose deceive me, or is that the piquant aroma of tuna on dry bread?
09:42Eureka!
09:44Cube, you lucked out!
09:49Oh, wow! There's potato chips and chocolate chip cookies and...
09:53Enough for everyone. I'll take those.
09:56Huh?
09:58You know, that's hardly fair. My colleague and I were here first.
10:02Yeah, ain't you here to find these keepers?
10:05Haven't you heard of survival of the fittest?
10:11Yeah, but hang on a second.
10:16Really, this is outrageous.
10:18Yeah, you won't get away with this.
10:20You dare to defy me?
10:25Why, you bullying!
10:27Yes.
10:29Hubert, don't!
10:31It's not worth it.
10:32Remember, it's a jungle out there, and I'm king of it.
10:37Jumbo to tower. Jumbo to tower.
10:40Permission to land. Lower the undercarriage.
10:46And a perfect landing.
10:49I wish I was a fierce lion.
10:51No one'd laugh at me then.
10:53And if they did, I'd maul them. I'd maim them. I'd tear them limb from...
10:58But you're not a lion.
11:00I'm a lion.
11:02And if they did, I'd maul them. I'd maim them. I'd tear them limb from...
11:06But you're not a lion, are you? You're a cat.
11:10But I'm not a cat. I'm a boy.
11:12You can't be a boy. Boys are tough.
11:16Billy! Billy!
11:18Uh-oh. Here comes a real cat.
11:21Cheer up, Billy. Something's wrong, isn't it?
11:25Want to tell me about it?
11:27No.
11:28That's okay. I know already. Everyone's talking about you.
11:31We are?
11:32Oh, no.
11:34Come on, Billy. I've got something to show you.
11:36What is it?
11:37A solid gold cat.
11:39Hurry up. We're just about to close.
11:48Here's the skylight. And it's open, just like the boss said.
11:54Who cares what the others think?
11:57I like you just the way you are.
11:59You do?
12:00Yeah. You're... different.
12:02I'm different, all right. I'm a boy.
12:10Who are they?
12:11Whoever they are, they're up to no good.
12:14Gloves.
12:15Gloves?
12:17Brick.
12:18Oh, uh, brick.
12:24You see? The alarms are all disarmed.
12:28I could have disarmed them anyway.
12:31Oh, yes, smart guy. How?
12:33I could have just hit them with this arm.
12:38Like this?
12:39Like this.
12:40Like this.
12:41Like this.
12:42Like this.
12:43Like this.
12:44Like this.
12:45Like this.
12:47Like taking candy from a baby.
12:56Queenie, shut your eyes.
12:58Why?
12:59Just do it.
13:11Oh, Queenie, it's you.
13:13I could have sworn I heard the sound of breaking glass.
13:25Oh, my glory! Look at this!
13:28This is terrible. Now Arthur will lose his job.
13:31Arthur?
13:32He looks after me. He looks after the statue, too.
13:35Then we'll have to look after him.
13:37I'm going after him.
13:39No, Billy, it's too dangerous.
13:41I've got to.
13:42Also, Blackie, I may have the skin of a cat, but I've got the heart of a lion.
14:03Also, Mole, I'm no scaredy-cat.
14:05You get Miss Hubert and the others. We'll need help.
14:13Tell them we're heading north.
14:16On the ring road!
14:18Heading north on the ring road.
14:20Heading north on the ring road.
14:22What's a ring road?
14:24And besides that, what's north?
14:31Billy!
14:32Billy!
14:33Come on, now. Don't be silly, Billy.
14:36Come on, Billy, it's getting dark.
14:38Everyone's very sorry they laughed at you.
14:41Other than that, stay up and freeze, fur brain.
14:44Mr. Hubert! Mr. Hubert!
14:59Hey, now that's a funny way for a cat to travel.
15:02I told you, I'm not a cat.
15:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:25Hey, what was that?
15:27Didn't anyone tell you? It's quicker by air.
15:32Tell my friends, the cats! Tell them where I am!
15:36Me? Talk to cats.
15:41This is where I saw him last.
15:46Now all we need to know is what a ring road is.
15:49A simple matter of deduction.
15:51We all know what a road is.
15:53A ring is something that is worn on a human's finger.
15:55So we need to find a road that you can put around a finger?
15:59Aha! A pigeon!
16:01An amusing diversion.
16:03Billy's gone and you want to chase pigeons!
16:06Ha! A feline nature idea.
16:08Ha ha!
16:11Hey! Now stop that!
16:13I found your pal, Billy!
16:16Stop it, Mr. Hubert!
16:18I want to hear this!
16:20I know where he is.
16:22Just follow me.
16:23Oh, I like that.
16:24Just follow me, he says.
16:33Hey! We did it, big fella!
16:35We did it! We really did it!
16:37Right on time, gentlemen.
16:39Your punctuality does you credit.
16:42I let myself in. I hope you don't mind.
16:45Do you have the statue?
16:52Excellent.
16:54Do you know, gentlemen, that the Egyptians worshipped cats?
16:58Uh, yeah, that's very interesting.
17:01Do we get paid now?
17:04This was their goddess.
17:06Check the cash, we'll be fine.
17:08Here's your cut.
17:09Give me that!
17:10Hey! Get your hands off that!
17:12Why?
17:13It's rifling sum for the secret of incalculable wealth.
17:16Eh?
17:17Inside this statuette is a papyrus document
17:20that has laid hidden since this cat was first made.
17:23Have you any idea what that is?
17:26Uh, the guarantee?
17:28The guarantee of gold beyond the dreams of avarice.
17:33I don't get it.
17:34No, but I do.
17:36I have the secret of the alchemist of the upper Nile.
17:40The secret of turning cats into gold!
17:49And that's why you got us to steal the cat
17:53from your own museum, huh?
17:55Correct.
17:56And who would the finger of suspicion point to?
18:00Um, it's puzzling to me.
18:02Um, I could give a guess if you wanted.
18:05Probably, I would say, um, I don't know.
18:08The night watchman!
18:10I almost feel sorry for the poor wretch.
18:15Almost there.
18:17I'll be starting my descent in three minutes.
18:20Please ensure that your seat backs are in an upright position.
18:24I thought I'd find the stolen cat in the crook's storeroom.
18:27I found a cat, all right.
18:29Sanctifer.
18:32You should have let me have that pigeon.
18:34If I had, we'd never have got here.
18:36Now that we are here, how are we going to get inside?
18:39We could scale the drainpipe hand over hand in a heart-stopping ascent.
18:44We could hurl our shoulders against the door
18:46and batter it down with sheer brute strength.
18:49We could...
18:50Why don't we just go through here?
18:54Right girl.
18:56It's dangerous.
18:57I know.
18:58Foolish, reckless, devil may care,
19:00but sometimes a cat's got to do what a cat's got to do.
19:03For crying out loud, Mr. Hubert, come on!
19:09I'm no thief.
19:10Not like the company you keep.
19:12Arrogant whelp!
19:17I think a lesson in manners is what is required here.
19:23Why's Billy going up there?
19:25Who can say?
19:26Perhaps because it's there?
19:32What goes up must come down.
19:37Manners make it the cat.
19:45Billy, be careful!
19:48Apply your built-in braking system, Billy!
19:51Your claws! Open your claws!
19:57And now...
19:59The coup de grace!
20:03No!
20:05Billy, speak to me!
20:07Are you all right?
20:10That fall certainly knocked a bit of sense into me.
20:13Why had I been running away from trouble all this time?
20:17Okay, so I was covered in furniture,
20:20but I was...
20:21I was...
20:22I was...
20:23I was...
20:24I was...
20:25I was...
20:26I was...
20:27I was...
20:28I was...
20:29I was...
20:30I was...
20:31I was...
20:32I was...
20:33I was still the same old Billy, wasn't I?
20:36And as the pigeon said,
20:37boys are tough.
20:41Billy!
20:42And that's just the start.
20:47What's he doing?
20:48Not me.
20:49Tut-tut.
20:50You really are a glutton for punishment, aren't you?
20:58Where did he learn how to do that?
21:04Coming and going at all times of the day and night.
21:07They've asked for it this time.
21:09Hello?
21:10Police?
21:11I want a report of disturbance.
21:13What's that racket downstairs?
21:15It'll be safe to far.
21:17Go and see what's happening.
21:18He'll wake the whole neighborhood.
21:23Well, now he's gone and done it.
21:26Leave this to me.
21:29Open up.
21:30Police?
21:33Yes?
21:35Good evening, sir.
21:36Is this your house?
21:38Yes.
21:39No, I'm visiting.
21:41Is it yes or is it no, sir?
21:43You see, we've had complaints about the noise.
21:49I'm sorry, sir.
21:50I'm sorry.
21:51I'm sorry.
21:52I'm sorry.
21:53I'm sorry.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55I'm sorry.
21:56I'm sorry.
21:58You miserable little rat.
22:09Whilst I deplore the vandalism of such a wonderful work of art,
22:13I can say only one thing.
22:15Billy, you're a hero.
22:17Come on, Mr. Hubert.
22:18Let's go and sort out the others.
22:20Well, sir, if you could just keep down the noise.
22:24All units to museum.
22:25Break-in reported.
22:26Valuable cat statue missing.
22:28Bear in mind what I said, sir.
22:30Quick, Billy.
22:31Do something.
22:37Well, well, sir.
22:39What have we got here?
22:41It's just a doorstop.
22:44Oh, a solid gold doorstop.
22:48There are the felons, officer.
22:50They stole the statuette.
22:52I knew nothing about it.
22:54Hey, you helped us do it.
22:56I did no such thing.
22:58You did too, you little liar.
23:00You are all under arrest.
23:13Good riddance to bad rubbish.
23:16I think we've seen the last of him.
23:18Thanks to Billy.
23:20And Billy helped foil the robbery.
23:22He most certainly did.
23:24And find the missing statue.
23:26And beat Sanctifer.
23:28He must be one tough alley cat.
23:30Welcome to the gang, Billy.
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