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00:00What is the difference between a man and a woman?
00:03Don't you have siblings?
00:04My brother is Russian.
00:07William is Russian.
00:09And when you're Russian, you don't want to have a girlfriend.
00:13Everyone knows that.
00:14Say that you don't like me.
00:16I'm a man.
00:17You're so insane.
00:18Egotistic.
00:20And manipulative.
00:23And self-absorbed.
00:25Is that all?
00:30What is the difference between a man and a woman?
00:54Are you Russian?
00:57No.
01:00What is the difference between a man and a woman?
01:07Nora has a boyfriend.
01:10You have to watch out for him.
01:14You're in a hurry to fall in love with me.
01:20I'm not in love with you.
01:24You are in love with me.
01:26I've been so hard on you.
01:28Don't you have clothes on?
01:30I have clothes on.
01:32Give me two weeks and I'll get rid of them.
01:35That won't happen.
01:36It will.
01:39I've told you that I won't have sex until I get married.
01:52It's true.
01:55Okay, let's get married then.
02:02What do you mean?
02:04I can't marry someone named...
02:09Wilhelm.
02:13Stop calling me Wilhelm.
02:17But...
02:18Oh my god, that's your name.
02:20Isn't that...
02:21Isn't that your name?
02:24And I'm wearing it on my neck.
02:49Where are you going?
02:51I'm going to get some water.
02:55There's no water today.
02:57You're going to sleep here.
02:59We're going to school.
03:01No.
03:02You're going to sleep here first.
03:07I'm kind of thirsty.
03:09You have to...
03:13Wilhelm.
03:17Oh, my darling.
03:25I'm going to get some water.
03:27How do you know that you're just going to get water?
03:31Because I say so.
03:33And how am I going to trust you when you're gone when I wake up?
03:51I'm just going to get some water.
03:54I'm sorry.
04:06You have 30 seconds.
04:10I'll take the time.
04:24I'll take the time.
04:54I'll take the time.
05:12Hi.
05:16Did I wake you up?
05:21No.
05:25Nicolai.
05:26How are you, Wilhelm?
05:28Nora.
05:29Nora.
05:30Hello.
05:32Wilhelm, too.
05:33Hello.
05:35Nico, what are you doing here?
05:38I'm cooking.
05:41In Oslo?
05:44Yes.
05:45I need some time off.
05:48Okay.
05:50Are you hungry?
05:54No.
05:56No?
05:57Okay.
05:58That's a bit rude.
05:59It's possible that your girlfriend wants to eat.
06:04But she's not my girlfriend, and she's leaving now.
06:11Are you going to find a way out, or should I help you?
06:14Are you going to find a way out, or should I help you?
06:22Bye.
06:32Okay.
06:35Was it a bad mood?
06:39No, not at all.
06:41What are you cooking?
06:44I don't know.
06:50You look terrible.
06:53It looks so bad.
06:55I'm getting a haircut.
06:57It's my fault.
07:00If it hadn't been for me, Jonas would never have started fighting with Adam.
07:03And this would never have happened.
07:05Didn't you know that Tinder Adam was on the Jacuzzi?
07:09He doesn't do that.
07:11But he goes to class, and he's friends with a lot of them.
07:15And the Jacuzzi guys are just out there trying to beat people up.
07:18He has to take one.
07:20The Jacuzzi guys have way too much power.
07:22Eight.
07:23Hey, you can take one.
07:25They can beat each other up forever.
07:29Nora, you have such good morals.
07:37No, but I mean it.
07:39I watch you guys a lot.
07:44Thanks.
07:48How's it going with Jonas?
07:50I don't know. He's still avoiding me.
07:53That's nice.
07:55It's because of Isabella.
07:57It's Gara who told him not to hang out with me.
08:01If we're not serious, we need to get a grip on him.
08:06Smart of him.
08:10How so?
08:12Keeping him away from you.
08:16Are you saying that I'm going to put him on Jonas?
08:20No, but you feel something for your ex.
08:23Plus, you have the advantage.
08:26How so?
08:27That you're not together with him anymore.
08:29And why is that an advantage?
08:32Because when a boy gets together with a girl,
08:35all the other girls become more exciting.
08:38Really?
08:40Yes.
08:41Boys are from the side of nature.
08:43Their instinct is to spread their genes as much as possible.
08:47That's why boys are around.
08:49If you want to keep a boy, there are two things you have to do.
08:53First, make sure his needs are met.
08:56Second, keep other girls at a distance.
08:58Isabella is just trying to take care of her boyfriend.
09:01You can't blame her for that.
09:04Speaking of spreading genes,
09:06is there anyone who's up for a party on Friday?
09:31No.
10:02Nice lipstick.
10:06Thanks.
10:07Where is it from?
10:11Clinique, I think.
10:14It suits you. Very sexy.
10:31I'm sorry.
10:39Are you avoiding me?
10:40Hello, William.
10:41I told you not to talk to me at school.
10:44I have to when you don't answer your phone.
10:46Yes, but I have math now.
10:52We have to talk first.
10:54Yes, talk.
10:58I had nothing to do with you yesterday.
11:00You had something to do with me when you treated me like shit.
11:05The thing is, my brother was dumped by a girl.
11:11And they've been together for many years.
11:17So he's really depressed.
11:18So what?
11:20But I didn't think it was appropriate to introduce you.
11:26And like, sneak in.
11:27Sneak in what?
11:29Us two.
11:41I'm sorry.
11:46I'm just really bad at these kinds of things.
11:53Hey.
11:54Hey.
11:58You didn't mean to hurt you.
12:01You didn't hurt me.
12:04I didn't get hurt.
12:07Okay.
12:17I just thought you were a real piece of shit.
12:19A piece of shit?
12:22Yes, I'm just a piece of shit.
12:25And you're not going to take me back.
12:32I promise.
12:33I love you.
12:46It was actually pretty good that it happened then.
12:49Because I was afraid that you would walk around and think that we were a couple.
12:57But I don't need to be afraid of that.
13:04We're together now.
13:10No.
13:17Yes, we are.
13:33I love you.
13:39I love you too.
14:04Thanks.
14:29Those ladies are so scary.
14:31Yeah.
14:33One of them looked at me like I was crazy.
14:35Should I delete that picture?
14:37No.
14:38Which picture?
14:40I made a picture on Instagram,
14:42where she held a beer to the picture.
14:44And I wrote,
14:45Beer set 7, prayers set 8.
14:47And it was just for fun.
14:48But then the whole hijab thing started hating on us.
14:52You should just delete the picture.
14:54No one will delete that picture.
14:57Why not?
14:58Because I haven't done anything wrong.
15:00I held a beer for a friend.
15:02It's them who do something wrong.
15:03They judge me without knowing.
15:05But it's not that strange that they think you've done something wrong,
15:08if a picture of you with a beer is also in that picture.
15:12Yes, no matter what their task is to judge me.
15:18Have you been to the gym?
15:19Yes.
15:20In the middle of the day?
15:22The rush hour is approaching with the storm and the bikini song.
15:26Are you looking forward to the pen drive concept?
15:29Yes, I'm waiting for something to kick in.
15:32I wonder how many girls he's going to sleep with in the rush hour.
15:36Is it okay for him to sleep with a lot of girls,
15:39or are you jealous?
15:42No, no.
15:43You just have to accept it.
15:46He's been working on this for three years.
15:48It's the most important time of his life.
15:53I wonder if he's going to break his brother's record.
15:56He promised me 130 in the rush hour.
15:59Does he have a brother?
16:01Yes, Niko, 95 years old.
16:02He left the list about two years ago.
16:06What a guy.
16:08Chris and his sister are together.
16:10So there are two of them?
16:12Yes.
16:13His sister is studying with Niko in Stockholm.
16:15She told me that in the fall,
16:16he managed to infect half of the board with a clamp.
16:20See?
16:21It's really nasty.
16:24The Magnusson brothers.
16:26They're both crazy.
16:28Everyone's going to be fucked.
16:30Fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked.
16:33It's the Carpe Diem song.
16:48This isn't going to work.
16:52Why?
16:53If you want to sleep with a lot of girls in the rush hour,
16:56that's totally fine.
16:58But if you think I'm just going to sit at home and wait for you,
17:04then you've got it all wrong.
17:08Where do you come from?
17:10I know you're going to sleep around.
17:14Okay, then you know more than me.
17:17I also know that your brother never had a girlfriend,
17:20and that he was really depressed.
17:23It's just piss.
17:26Yes, exactly. It was piss.
17:30So you lied?
17:33Yes.
17:34Why?
17:38Because you wondered why I behaved like that in front of my brother.
17:45What about the truth?
17:48You don't always tell the truth, do you?
17:52No, but it's to protect Vilde.
17:56Yes, and I do it to protect you.
17:58So what's the difference?
18:01The difference is that I don't want to be protected.
18:04Have you asked Vilde if she wants to be protected?
18:15Nora, what is this all about?
18:18Do you think I would have worked so damn hard to be with you
18:22if I had had the intention to sleep with a bunch of random girls at the same time?
18:27That's totally illogical.
18:38No, but it's about how I'm supposed to get to know you.
18:43How am I supposed to trust you?
18:46You don't want me to meet your family, do you?
18:54You don't need to meet my family to meet me.
19:02And what about your family?
19:05I haven't met them. You haven't even talked about them.
19:09We can talk about my family.
19:12I'm an orphan.
19:14My mother is a sexologist, and my father is a psychologist.
19:19They've never loved me. They've only taken care of each other and their own sex life.
19:25I came from a small, shitty place called Mjøndalen.
19:29So I moved from there as soon as I turned 15. I moved to Madrid.
19:33I've talked to them about once a month.
19:36They're happy without me, and I'm happy without them.
19:40No siblings.
19:43I would have said so.
19:46Your turn.
19:50It's actually hard to believe.
19:53That I don't love you.
20:00It's actually impossible.
20:14Your turn.
20:35You.
20:39Let me go.
20:53I don't understand why it's so hard to believe me.
21:00There's not always anything I can tell you.
21:05But I'm not going to hurt you.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:20And if you really want to meet my brother, I'll introduce you to him.
21:28Okay?
21:35No.
21:38Yes.
21:58Maybe it wasn't so bad then.
22:05Isn't it...
22:08Isn't it Chris and Isaac?
22:18Isaac?
22:21Yeah, he's in first grade.
22:25Okay.
22:28Isn't it weird?
22:32Weird?
22:39I just didn't know they knew each other.
22:48Sad.
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23:42I love you.
23:45At least tell me you love me.
23:52It's the Kimberly family visiting the high school because they're best friends.