The Heiress And The Handyman (2024) - Full Movie 1080p
The Heiress And The Handyman (2024) - Full Movie 1080p
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00:00:01♪ ♪
00:00:25Swishak.
00:00:26Ooh, Evcharisto Adonis.
00:00:28Oh, perfect. I am starving.
00:00:31What's that?
00:00:36It's a telephone, Ms. Wilshire. The call is urgent.
00:00:39Oh.
00:00:40Apparently, you are not picking up your telephono.
00:00:47Hello?
00:00:48June, have you read my messages?
00:00:50Michael, no. We catch up on our monthly call.
00:00:53Everything else in between is just you handling boring money stuff.
00:00:56Well, I've been trying to reach you.
00:00:58There's been a crypto crash.
00:01:00Oh, no.
00:01:02Listen, you need to get back to New York.
00:01:04Michael, you know I haven't been stateside in autumn since I was like 14.
00:01:09Yeah, I know. Ever since you took over your family's fortune. But June...
00:01:12You know this. My schedule. September, Greece.
00:01:16Then Christmas in Gstaad. Then Carnival in Buenos Aires.
00:01:19And then home when the Hamptons are open.
00:01:21I know your usual schedule.
00:01:23Are the Hamptons open early?
00:01:25No.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:31Look, here's the thing, kid.
00:01:33This isn't a request, okay?
00:01:35You need to get here. Now.
00:01:37Come on.
00:01:55Hey, Tyler. Best assistant ever.
00:01:58Apparently, this is urgent.
00:02:00I mean, I can never tell with Michael.
00:02:03Um, you've lost everything.
00:02:07Lost and everything.
00:02:09I'm not really connecting the two.
00:02:13Wait.
00:02:14I'm supposed to read this to you.
00:02:19You've lost everything.
00:02:22No private jets. No yachts. No cars. No houses.
00:02:25No designer shoes.
00:02:28No designer bags.
00:02:30What do I need to do? Sell a hotel or something?
00:02:33All your assets are frozen. I mean, look.
00:02:35The entire hotel chain, the Hamptons' house, the Lake Como Villa,
00:02:38the Paris flat, your bank account, stock portfolios,
00:02:41your home safe contents, cash, jewelry, blah, blah, blah.
00:02:45Boring.
00:02:47Oh, also...
00:02:53No. No, no, no, no. Not my credit cards.
00:02:56I'm just following instructions.
00:02:59I'm worth a fortune. This is ridiculous.
00:03:04You were worth a fortune?
00:03:08Past tense?
00:03:10Past tense.
00:03:14What am I supposed to do?
00:03:17Uh-oh.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:26Uh-oh.
00:03:36Oh, yeah.
00:03:38Um, I'm gonna need to take that as well.
00:03:41But, um, you get to keep...
00:03:45this.
00:03:47Analog's the new cool, or whatever.
00:03:52What is this?
00:03:54It's prepaid.
00:03:56Uh-huh. Some good news.
00:03:58You get to keep your grandpa's tow car.
00:04:01Yay!
00:04:03Oh, and some old aunt, or somebody who died,
00:04:07gave you this.
00:04:09My Aunt Birdie?
00:04:11Sure.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:16Well, listen.
00:04:18I know this is brutal, but there is a bright side to all this.
00:04:22A bright side?
00:04:28Sorry.
00:04:30I've got nothing.
00:04:33Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:36Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:39Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:42Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:04:45Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:04:48Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:04:51Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:04:54Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:04:57Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:00Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:03Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:06Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:09Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:12Hold on tight, don't get behind
00:05:15Be alright, be alright
00:05:18Be alright, be alright
00:05:21Be alright
00:05:23Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:26Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:29Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:32Work it, work it, w-w-work it
00:05:45Wake up, princess
00:05:52Hi
00:05:53You can't park here
00:05:55Your palace is being towed
00:05:58My palace?
00:05:59Is it even street legal?
00:06:02Okay, okay
00:06:03You got two minutes
00:06:06Hi
00:06:08Lady, unless those are full of diamonds, stop right there
00:06:12Well, they're not filled with diamonds
00:06:14But they are full of designer gowns
00:06:17We don't buy that kind of stuff
00:06:19Oh, look, you have to see them though
00:06:21I mean, look at this
00:06:23This is stunning
00:06:24I mean, this is right off the runway in Milan
00:06:27I'll give you three minutes
00:06:28I'll give you three minutes
00:06:29I'll give you three minutes
00:06:30I'll give you three minutes
00:06:31I'll give you three minutes
00:06:32I'll give you three minutes
00:06:33I'll give you three minutes
00:06:34I'll give you 50 bucks for the necklace
00:06:37The necklace?
00:06:39This was my aunt's
00:06:41So don't sell it
00:06:43I'm sorry
00:07:02Whatever is in this box is going to be a total lifeline for me
00:07:05I mean, I am sleeping in my car
00:07:07Well, I was sleeping until it got towed
00:07:10It's a long story
00:07:11My dad's entire family fortune, gone
00:07:14Actually, it's kind of a short story
00:07:16Anyway, this box belonged to my aunt
00:07:18She passed away a few months ago
00:07:19But it was actually my aunt on my mom's side
00:07:22So totally different legacy
00:07:23My sincere condolences
00:07:25But we can only let you have a short time in here
00:07:27Other customers are waiting
00:07:28Right, yeah
00:07:29Thank you
00:07:31Okay
00:07:37Got it
00:07:41A house
00:07:43A house, yes!
00:07:46Oh, oh, thank you, Aunt Bertie
00:07:48You are the best
00:07:50Oh, if there's nothing further
00:07:52I knew that this nightmare was going to be over, right?
00:07:55Here I come
00:07:57Greenville
00:07:59Greenville
00:08:00That's cute, right?
00:08:02I wonder what Aunt Bertie's staff is like
00:08:04They'd be thrilled to have you, I'm sure
00:08:06Thanks
00:08:12Greenville, here I come
00:08:26Let's see
00:08:311824 Apple Orchard Lane
00:08:34This must be it
00:08:37Hello?
00:08:39Hello?
00:08:51A pig!
00:08:53In the house?
00:08:55That's Jillian
00:08:56She lets herself in sometimes
00:08:58She comes and goes
00:09:00Can I help you?
00:09:02Oh, yes
00:09:04Yes
00:09:05Yes, you can, actually
00:09:06My bags are outside
00:09:07And if you could just show me to the largest bedroom with an en suite
00:09:10I'm dying for a shower
00:09:12I'm sorry
00:09:14Maybe I should rephrase
00:09:16Who are you?
00:09:18Oh, how rude of me
00:09:20I'm June Waltshire
00:09:23Bertie's niece
00:09:25Oh, of course, yes
00:09:27Bertie's niece
00:09:28Nice to meet you
00:09:29Yes
00:09:30I'm Bart
00:09:31Oh, well, pleasure to meet you, Bart
00:09:34That's you, right?
00:09:37C'est moi, oui
00:09:39French?
00:09:41You know, a little here and there
00:09:44I never saw you at Bertie's celebration of life
00:09:47Yeah, you know, I don't think I saw you there either
00:09:51Although the Waldorf was quite packed that evening
00:09:55The Waldorf?
00:09:57The Astor ballroom
00:09:59It was at the pub in Greenville
00:10:03Oh
00:10:05Seems there were two celebrations
00:10:08Anyway, I'm very glad you're here
00:10:11You are?
00:10:12Yes, yeah, I am going to need some things from town
00:10:14So I'll just, you know, write up a quick little shopping list for you
00:10:17I do have some dietary restrictions
00:10:19So, you know, I'm thinking like a vegan, gluten-free wrap for lunch
00:10:23No watercress, no mushrooms, no onion
00:10:26I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here
00:10:29Oh, here I go again, stepping on toes
00:10:32I'm so sorry, you have your process, obviously
00:10:35And you'll learn my preferences as we go
00:10:39I'm going to go
00:10:41But fair enough to meet you, June
00:10:44Oh, go get my bags, of course
00:10:47It's always a pleasure to meet the staff, so nice to see you
00:10:51The staff?
00:10:56I'm not the staff
00:10:58I'm Bertie's neighbor
00:11:01I run the organic farm next door with my sister Nina
00:11:05Bertie was a friend, and I promised her that I would take care of the land and the animals while she was...
00:11:11Her estate was being sorted
00:11:15So you're Bertie's neighbor?
00:11:17Correct
00:11:19Not her staff?
00:11:20No
00:11:22Not even her handyman?
00:11:24Nope
00:11:26Awkward
00:11:28I just assumed because, you know, you were in the house and, you know, familiar with the pig situation
00:11:34You assume, bro
00:11:36I see
00:11:40I bet you're handy, though
00:11:42Still awkward
00:11:43Okay, I'm... I'll see you around, June
00:11:46Yeah, all right
00:11:56Bye
00:12:02Thank you
00:12:08At least he's a gentleman
00:12:11June
00:12:25Hi! You must be June
00:12:27I'm Nina, Bert's sister
00:12:30Oh, yes, I met Bert earlier
00:12:33I heard
00:12:34You know, I'm getting him one of those butler tuxedos for his birthday
00:12:37Very funny
00:12:39Oh, it is, it's really funny
00:12:43Yeah, I guess you're right, it was a little funny
00:12:47Nice to meet you, Nina
00:12:49Oh, that is way too formal for Greenville
00:12:52Bring it in
00:12:54Oh, we're hugging now
00:12:56Okay, that's nice
00:12:58I'm a hugger
00:13:01Oh, I just wanted to say I'm so sorry about your family fortune not being so fortunate
00:13:10In all seriousness, I... I feel for you
00:13:14You do?
00:13:15Of course, your whole world must be turned upside down
00:13:19Look, I'm a farmer, you know, sometimes it doesn't rain for a long time
00:13:28But then it does
00:13:30Life gets better
00:13:32Always gets better
00:13:38Look, I'm going to let you get settled and once you're ready, come on over
00:13:43I'll make some coffee
00:13:50Oh, well, hello there, Jillian
00:13:54You come here often?
00:13:56Oh, I know that look
00:13:58That is the look of me after a night clubbing in Soho
00:14:01Hungry
00:14:03Let's see if we can rustle you up something around here
00:14:07Oh
00:14:08Hey
00:14:09Hey
00:14:10Brought you a list of chores
00:14:12I know who was on Jersey Shore, thank you very much
00:14:14No, uh, chores
00:14:16As in things to keep the animal and barns humming
00:14:18Right, of course
00:14:20Look, I'm really sorry if we got off on the wrong foot
00:14:24I didn't mean to be impolite, it's just my life has taken a turn this week and not for the better
00:14:31I'm sorry too, I wasn't expecting you
00:14:36Thanks for carrying my bags
00:14:38No problem
00:14:40All right, well, here you go
00:14:48Move
00:14:49Where do we start?
00:14:51Follow me
00:14:53Okay
00:14:54Yeah, we basically just make our rounds, get some feed
00:15:03I mean, I thought you could use a four squared
00:15:06Bertie used to call a meal a four squared
00:15:08That's right
00:15:10So, tell me something
00:15:12How did Bertie manage all of this?
00:15:15Every time Bertie came to visit us in the city, she was the most ladylike
00:15:19Very dainty and made up
00:15:21But she obviously did quite a bit of farm work around here too
00:15:24Oh, she ran this place like a pro
00:15:27My dad taught her everything you knew, which was a lot, and she soaked it up
00:15:31She loved living off the land
00:15:33Yeah
00:15:35She loved taking care of me too
00:15:37That's who she was
00:15:39Yeah
00:15:41And you know, I was 14 when the whole family legacy got left to me
00:15:45I mean, who wouldn't want the homes and the cars and the hotels, right?
00:15:50Yeah
00:15:51Me
00:15:53All I wanted was a hug from my mom, you know?
00:15:56Sounds like you would have been lost without Bertie
00:15:59Oh, that is absolutely right
00:16:02Yeah, Bertie really taught me to stick up for myself
00:16:06I should have come out here more often, made more of an effort
00:16:10But I think she wanted to make sure you had your space, grew up on your own
00:16:15Yeah
00:16:17She talked about you all the time
00:16:19The news, accomplishments you made
00:16:22Oh, you mean my broken engagements and terrible costume gala looks?
00:16:29Well, imagine it wasn't easy growing up in the eye of the media
00:16:34Ah, you have no idea
00:16:38You know, when you're growing up and a picture of you doing something stupid can feed a paparazzo's family for an entire month
00:16:45You were never far from their lens
00:16:50You know, your grandmother grew up in the house, too
00:16:52She ever talk about it? Her Greenville?
00:16:55No, no, not much
00:16:57I think by the time Grandma Natasha got to Manhattan, she had invented an Upper East Side version of herself
00:17:03Didn't talk about her country life much
00:17:05But her socialite style was legendary
00:17:10What about your mom and dad?
00:17:13I feel like I knew them even less
00:17:16I mean, they were amazing, but they were always traveling all over, you know, dealing with the hotels and the management and the openings
00:17:25Then they were gone
00:17:28They must have been so young
00:17:33Enough about my poor little rich girl story
00:17:36What's your story, Mr. Handyman Bart?
00:17:41Uh, not much to tell, really
00:17:46I grew up here, went away to school, and then I came back, my sister and I, and we took over the farm after my dad passed
00:17:55And that's it?
00:17:58Come on, you seem like such a renaissance man
00:18:01Everybody's got some dreams, right?
00:18:03Do you want to share?
00:18:06Sustainability
00:18:09See, I watched my father and my grandfather struggle to make a living off the land
00:18:13They were just always fighting it
00:18:15My sister and I thought if we leaned into nature, nurtured it, tried to farm organically, then we'd have a better shot at keeping this place running
00:18:26Anyway, I should let you get some rest because you have a lot to do tomorrow
00:18:30Oh, um, so I have to do all of this tomorrow?
00:18:34Well, not just tomorrow, every day
00:18:38But tomorrow we're going to town
00:18:41Well, what do I wear to town?
00:18:43Whatever you want, just, uh, bring a smile
00:19:00All right, we always start the shopping at the feed and seat
00:19:04Oh, okay, what do we get there? Cappuccinos?
00:19:08Uh, no, it's not for us, it's for the animals
00:19:12Oh, right, right
00:19:14Are there any, um, people feeding places around here?
00:19:18Sure, yeah, yeah, there's, uh, Betty's Diner, Thompson's Bar, Joyce's Cafe
00:19:24Pretty much all three have the same menu
00:19:26So no sushi?
00:19:28No, we're, uh, we're landlocked
00:19:31How do you people live?
00:19:32Well, most of us grow and make our own food
00:19:34Kind of like Nina and I with our honey
00:19:36Oh, artisanal, I'll have to try some sometime
00:19:39I think I could make that happen
00:19:41As usual, I see you're making friends wherever you go, Bart
00:19:46Dottie, delightful as ever
00:19:49Delightful?
00:19:51Bart Hudson, you are a flirt
00:19:55Dear, I see you have gotten yourself some surly company
00:19:59The ladies of Greenville are having an autumn high tea this afternoon
00:20:03Should you want to join?
00:20:05Oh, well, that sounds lovely
00:20:07June, where are my manners?
00:20:08Let me formally introduce you to Dottie Cartwright
00:20:11She was your Aunt Bertie's...
00:20:14Rival? I guess would be the right word
00:20:17Oh, Bart, number one rival would be more accurate
00:20:22Wait, you're Bertie's niece?
00:20:27Yes, it's a pleasure to meet you, June
00:20:30Your Aunt and I went head-to-head every year at the Harvest County Fair
00:20:36Though sad to share, I trounced her royally in the blue ribbon rounds
00:20:41I seem to remember Bertie winning six blue ribbons last year
00:20:45What does it matter?
00:20:47I don't have any competition worthy of my skills this year, either
00:20:51That's a little harsh there, Dottie, don't you think?
00:20:54I call him like I see him
00:20:57I hope you don't have any delusions of competing in the fair
00:21:01Competing? No, it's the first I'm hearing about this little fall fair thing
00:21:06Looks to me like you belong on a yacht somewhere in the middle of the ocean
00:21:10There's no way in Greenacres you could bake an edible pie
00:21:14Never mind win a pie-baking contest
00:21:18Well, I'm going to stop you right there, Dottie
00:21:21Because I actually have an Oxford degree, so I'm pretty sure I could bake a pie
00:21:25Well, you and your fancy degree can dream of my blue ribbons all you like
00:21:32I'm a shoe-in in every category this year
00:21:36Hmm, how do you know that? For sure, though, Dottie, I mean, how do you know?
00:21:40You know, I mean, maybe, maybe I have inherited Aunt Bertie's baking skills
00:21:45You know, maybe I'm a natural
00:21:47I don't think you've ever seen a rolling pin, let alone used one
00:21:52You're only in Greenville on a lark, anyway
00:21:56People come and go
00:21:58Blue ribbons are forever
00:22:01Well, it's on, Dottie
00:22:04You're not going to win by default
00:22:06Okay, I am going to be baking pies and all of the fall fair stuff
00:22:13All in honor of Aunt Bertie
00:22:15May the best apple pie win, sweetie
00:22:20Sweetie?
00:22:22Show her, sweetie
00:22:24Dottie Cartwright loves to compete, and she takes her pies very seriously
00:22:29Yeah, I can see that
00:22:32Thanks for sticking up for me, by the way
00:22:34No, thank you for stepping into Bertie's shoes
00:22:37What do you mean?
00:22:39Entering the contest
00:22:41Oh, right
00:22:44Yeah, Bertie would be very proud
00:22:49Great
00:22:51Hey, have you seen her blue ribbon collection?
00:22:55Welcome to Bertie's prize room
00:22:58Oh, wow
00:23:00She competed for decades
00:23:02Even at her age?
00:23:04Oh, yeah, well, Nina and I helped her the last few years
00:23:07We still do stuff under the banner of our own farm, but we helped out with the livestock
00:23:14It was impressive
00:23:16Best apple pie, ten years running
00:23:18Take that, Dottie
00:23:20What are all these ones for?
00:23:22Best in show livestock category, three years running
00:23:25Way to go, Jillian
00:23:27Oh, no, that's Jillian. She's a disaster
00:23:30That's Jillian's mom, Tessa
00:23:32She's the one who won all these
00:23:33She had these big eyelashes, and she would just bat them at the judges
00:23:36How cute
00:23:41Bertie
00:23:43Yeah, I took that picture
00:23:45You know, it's funny
00:23:47She'd come to the city to visit me every year, but I never made it up here to see her
00:23:54Well, you're here now. The animals, that means something
00:24:00Yeah, I have a purpose
00:24:03Speaking of, I better get busy
00:24:05That's right, Martha Stewart
00:24:07But just, you know, start with the basics
00:24:09You walk before you can bake
00:24:16How to make a sandwich
00:24:22If you want to learn how to make a sandwich, first step is
00:24:36Now you have made a sandwich
00:24:39What? Is it?
00:24:46Hmm
00:24:51I know, I got a little carried away, didn't I?
00:24:54Oh, well
00:24:56Hey, it's Nina
00:24:58Oh, perfect
00:25:05Wow, you are brave, June
00:25:09I just wanted to wipe that look off her face, you know?
00:25:11Oh, good luck
00:25:13Mean is Dottie's permanent expression
00:25:16No kidding
00:25:17What a sourpuss
00:25:20Wow, this Prosecco is delicious
00:25:24It's not Prosecco, it's champagne
00:25:27It's 2004, it was a very good year
00:25:30Oh, sorry, that's such a city person thing to say
00:25:34You know, I used to get private tours at harvest time
00:25:38I used to buy champagne by the case
00:25:41Aunt Bertie always had a thing for the bubbly, too
00:25:44She used to take a case home with her whenever she'd come visit us in the city
00:25:48Wow, aren't these like a thousand dollars a bottle?
00:25:52No, just a few hundred
00:25:54Oh, just a few hundred
00:25:57Very fancy
00:26:02I was fancy
00:26:08Are you missing your old life?
00:26:11You mean, am I missing my old money?
00:26:14No, no
00:26:16I mean, you know, definitely has its advantages
00:26:20You can get whatever you want, whenever you want, anytime, ever
00:26:26Wow, I could certainly get used to that
00:26:30Yeah, yeah, you definitely get used to it
00:26:34And after a lifetime, you really get used to it
00:26:40Anyway, I was just surprised to see so many bottles in Bertie's cellar
00:26:45She always said she was taking them for special occasions
00:26:48I just can't believe one never came up
00:26:51Maybe she was just waiting for someone special to share it with
00:27:00Okay, let's get down to business, shall we?
00:27:03Let's
00:27:04Tell me exactly what you signed up for for the Harvest County Fair
00:27:08Well, technically, I haven't signed up for anything yet
00:27:11But I guess it would be pies, pigs
00:27:16Okay, all right
00:27:18Oh, today's the deadline
00:27:26You know what? Let's do it, let's do it
00:27:29Sign me up for everything
00:27:30Great, awesome, okay
00:27:32You know what? Dottie is not going to ruin Aunt Bertie's legacy
00:27:35No, I might have lost my money
00:27:37But I will not be losing my family's dignity
00:27:39Thank you very much
00:27:40Cheers to that
00:27:44Let's do it
00:27:45More?
00:27:46Oh, no, thank you
00:27:47I got to work tomorrow
00:27:49Oh, work
00:27:51This used to be my work
00:27:53Well, around here, if you need a construction permit or a food truck license, I'm your gal
00:28:00What about an award-winning apple pie recipe?
00:28:05Oh, June
00:28:08Come with me
00:28:19Bertie would want nothing short of Dottie Annihilation
00:28:25Oh, I like the way you and Bertie think
00:28:28Well, wait until you see this
00:28:41Bertie's pie recipe?
00:28:43Mm-hmm
00:28:44Oh, Dottie, you don't stand a chance
00:28:56Hey there, big brother
00:28:57Hey
00:28:58What are you doing out here all alone in the quiet?
00:29:03Just enjoying the end of a good day
00:29:06Hmm, our new neighbor had a pretty good day, too
00:29:10I hope she did
00:29:12You know she did
00:29:17I'm just helping her settle in
00:29:20Oh
00:29:21It's called being neighborly
00:29:22Right
00:29:24Plus, she's been alone for a long time
00:29:31She lost her parents like we did, too
00:29:34Yeah
00:29:36At least we didn't lose ours at the same time
00:29:39And we got to be with them as adults
00:29:43She was so young
00:29:46Yeah, June didn't really have anyone
00:29:54Well, Bertie was her family
00:29:57Yeah, now she's lost her, too
00:30:01But she must have other relatives here in Greenville
00:30:04Maybe even like second or third cousins
00:30:09Maybe I can help her get to know her roots
00:30:13I could totally look up her family history at the town office
00:30:16I could totally do that, right?
00:30:17Yeah, she'd probably love it
00:30:21She was raised by household staff
00:30:23Like employees
00:30:24Can you imagine?
00:30:26No real bonds
00:30:28Couldn't have been easy
00:30:31Also, if she does happen to have ties
00:30:36It might actually persuade her to stay
00:30:38And it might make a certain person happy
00:30:43A certain person, huh?
00:30:44Mm-hmm
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46What?
00:30:47You know what? Fine
00:30:48Don't admit it to me
00:30:49Just admit it to yourself
00:30:50That's probably very helpful
00:30:52You're getting a little ahead of yourself
00:30:55I barely know her
00:30:57And I think you should keep the whole
00:30:59Finding her roots thing between us
00:31:01I mean, she's had a lot of disappointment with family
00:31:03You might not find anything
00:31:05Well, I might not
00:31:07But I'm still gonna try
00:31:11There's just such a bright light in her
00:31:14And she's very sweet
00:31:16Mm-hmm
00:31:18Kind of feels like she's from another planet
00:31:21I very often think that about you
00:31:25I gotta run
00:31:27Okay
00:31:36All right, let's do this
00:31:42Your head is shaking
00:31:43Your mouth is frowning
00:31:45Your tongue is wagging
00:31:46All over town and
00:31:48Your eyes are judging
00:31:49Your elbows nudging
00:31:51All the poison that you spread
00:31:53With these nasty words you say
00:31:55Stay out of my business
00:31:57Out of my business
00:31:58Stay out of my business
00:32:00Out of my business
00:32:01Stay out of my business
00:32:03Out of my business
00:32:05Stay out of my business
00:32:06Out of my business
00:32:08Stay out of my business
00:32:10And leave it alone
00:32:11The only business you got
00:32:13Is your own
00:32:15Well, did you do that
00:32:17All by yourself, girl?
00:32:19It's not that good, you think?
00:32:20I need my help, girl
00:32:22Without you starting shit
00:32:24I've seen my way in
00:32:25Girl, you're never gonna make it
00:32:27No, your ass gonna be like it
00:32:29Stay out of my business
00:32:31Out of my business
00:32:32Stay out of my business
00:32:34And leave it alone
00:32:36The only business you got
00:32:38Is your own
00:32:49Perfect timing
00:32:52Birdies pie
00:32:53I'm looking for a taste tester
00:32:56Sure
00:33:00Did you bake in that outfit?
00:33:02I put an apron on
00:33:04Designer apron?
00:33:06No, one of Birdie's
00:33:07Thank you very much
00:33:08Now you're channeling the right vibe
00:33:11Now, I've never made a pie before
00:33:12So, go easy on me
00:33:25Interesting?
00:33:27Interesting?
00:33:29No, baby
00:33:30Don't sugarcoat it, okay?
00:33:31If I am gonna be blue ribbon ready
00:33:33I need the whole truth
00:33:35Okay
00:33:37Apples are undercooked
00:33:38Sugar's not integrating
00:33:39And somehow the pastry is dry
00:33:42And greasy
00:33:45Wow, that's a
00:33:47That's a whole lot of truth
00:33:49How much sugar did you put in the filling?
00:33:52Sugar, but
00:33:53The apples are sweet enough
00:33:58No
00:34:02I'm doomed
00:34:03I'm doomed
00:34:04My family is never gonna restore their name
00:34:06Aunt Birdie's legacy is in ruins
00:34:08I mean, my pie is a disaster
00:34:10I didn't say that we can't fix it
00:34:13Wait, did you say we, Mr. Handyman?
00:34:19I start with the crust
00:34:22Let's get to it
00:34:35Why are you mixing the flour?
00:34:37It helps with the smoothness
00:34:39Right, then you add a little bit of the salt
00:34:41And next, you put in the chilled butter
00:34:44Right from the fridge
00:34:45But you put in one at a time
00:34:46Okay
00:34:47Okay
00:34:48So, throw these guys in there
00:34:50And at this stage, you don't wanna overmix it
00:34:52And it's key that the butter be ice cold
00:34:54Freezer cold if you can
00:34:56Great
00:34:58So, what are we gonna do now?
00:34:59We're gonna put the pie in the oven
00:35:01And we're gonna bake it
00:35:03Alright
00:35:04Yes, chef
00:35:06Oh, I like that
00:35:07That's better than the staff
00:35:10Yeah, so give that a couple minutes
00:35:12And then throw it in the fridge
00:35:13Let it chill for 15
00:35:14And you can roll it out
00:35:16Alright
00:35:17But none of this was in the recipe
00:35:26Um
00:35:27Yeah
00:35:28See, that's what happens
00:35:29When you take the time to perfect something
00:35:30She was always making notes
00:35:32You learn by trial and error
00:35:34Oh, I don't really have time for trial and error
00:35:36Well, we better get going then
00:35:38Yes, chef
00:35:39And, like organic farming
00:35:42You gotta pick your battles
00:35:44Ooh
00:35:46I think I'm gonna pick all of them
00:35:50Tell you what
00:35:51Let me handle root vegetables
00:35:55Alright
00:35:57Oh, uh
00:35:58You, uh
00:36:00Got a little something, but
00:36:03Oh
00:36:04Here, I'll get it
00:36:09There you go
00:36:10Thanks
00:36:12Anyway, uh
00:36:13You're off to a great start
00:36:15Keep on this
00:36:16I'm gonna go tend to the animals and
00:36:18You know, feed my animals too
00:36:20Appreciate it
00:36:21Thank you
00:36:26Well, Jillian
00:36:27This is you and me
00:36:31Yeah
00:36:32Yeah, you're right
00:36:34I do look pretty ridiculous in these clothes now
00:36:36If I'm gonna cook like Bertie
00:36:38Then I need to
00:36:39I need to think like Bertie
00:36:41I need to be Bertie
00:36:46I'll be back
00:37:00I'll be back
00:37:19I can see why you loved it here, Bertie
00:37:23It's beautiful
00:37:31Okay, Jillian
00:37:32The internet says that you need to learn
00:37:33Come, sit, and stay
00:37:35So, let's work on this
00:37:37Come here
00:37:39Come here, Jillian
00:37:41Come on
00:37:44Braving the rain?
00:37:45Trying
00:37:47Technically, when you're raising a show pig
00:37:48You wanna start them really young
00:37:50That way they get used to walking in a wide circle
00:37:52With their head up
00:37:53Ah
00:37:54Well, what about a
00:37:56Rooting on the ground and not paying attention
00:37:58Type of category
00:37:59Because I think she'd really be great at that
00:38:00Yes, she would
00:38:03Well, you could always put her
00:38:04In the best-in-show livestock category
00:38:06It's more of a beauty pageant
00:38:08There's no behavior necessary
00:38:10You just compete against goats with coats
00:38:13You know, little hens with straw hats
00:38:15Perfect
00:38:16I mean, that sounds like fashion
00:38:17And fashion is something I know all about
00:38:20All right, Jillian
00:38:21We're gonna have a full makeover
00:38:23All right, come on
00:38:24Let's go
00:38:25Come on
00:38:27Have you tried picking her up?
00:38:29No, have you?
00:38:32Touché
00:38:34Oh, you know what I should do?
00:38:36I think I need to start with a mood board
00:38:39A mood board?
00:38:40Yeah, you know, like a
00:38:41Like a vision board
00:38:43When you're manifesting
00:38:44Right, and that, uh
00:38:46That helps?
00:38:47Always
00:38:48I mean, when I'm manifesting
00:38:50Which is, like
00:38:51You know, letting the universe know
00:38:52That you're open to the next level
00:38:54That you're following your dreams
00:38:57Wait
00:38:59You should try it
00:39:01What would you manifest?
00:39:04A new manifold for the tractor
00:39:07Oh, be serious
00:39:08There's gotta be something bigger
00:39:09That you want for your life
00:39:11No?
00:39:12I mean
00:39:13Get out, try new things
00:39:15Leave this small town for a little while
00:39:17Travel a bit
00:39:21Well, when I was younger
00:39:23I did think about dusting the dirt off
00:39:25Dusting the dirt off this town
00:39:26And getting out of here
00:39:28But, uh
00:39:29In the end
00:39:30I knew this place was in my soul
00:39:33I wanted to farm like my family
00:39:37Still, there might be something bigger
00:39:51Alright, you see this straw?
00:39:54There's a plan for it
00:39:56First, you plant it with care
00:39:59You raise it up till it's golden
00:40:02And then you harvest it
00:40:04So it's ready to be bedding for animals
00:40:07Hmm
00:40:08Sounds like it was
00:40:10Planted to become a nest
00:40:12That's right
00:40:16Hey, uh
00:40:17Listen, if you want to clean up
00:40:20I can show you how to eat lunch off the land
00:40:23Okay
00:40:24I mean, but we're not actually gonna eat off the land, right?
00:40:27We do have plates
00:40:29Oh yes
00:40:30We do have plates
00:40:32Alright, well, uh
00:40:33I'm gonna go get cleaned up
00:40:34And I'll meet you by the chickens
00:40:36Sounds good
00:40:37Okay
00:40:52Hey
00:40:53Wow
00:40:54Look at you
00:40:57How do you do that?
00:40:59Do what?
00:41:00Transform
00:41:02Oh
00:41:03This is nothing
00:41:04I mean, during fashion week
00:41:05I would change my look like six times in a day
00:41:08Bertie's vintage is very in right now
00:41:10It is when you wear it
00:41:12Thank you
00:41:14Anyway, uh
00:41:15You wanna look under some chickens?
00:41:17Did you say under some chickens?
00:41:24Oh yeah
00:41:25Here we go
00:41:28Oh, wow
00:41:29Yeah
00:41:30Look at that
00:41:31Good job, ladies
00:41:32Yeah
00:41:33Oh, we got a few more here
00:41:35A couple more?
00:41:36Yeah
00:41:37Oh, wow
00:41:38Look at you
00:41:40All of these eggs
00:41:42Huh?
00:41:44Hold on
00:41:46Take a photo
00:41:50It's perfect
00:41:54Hey
00:41:56Alright
00:41:57Alright, it's your turn
00:41:58More?
00:41:59Oh, yeah
00:42:00A couple more
00:42:01Guess we could put all of our eggs in one basket, so to speak
00:42:05Yep, here
00:42:06Alright
00:42:07Let you get in there
00:42:08Go in?
00:42:09Oh, yeah
00:42:10Alright
00:42:13Oh, you were right
00:42:15These are absolutely delicious
00:42:17Right?
00:42:18Yeah
00:42:20So
00:42:21Tell me more about you
00:42:25Alright
00:42:26I'm ready
00:42:28So
00:42:30You've never left here?
00:42:32Like, not even once?
00:42:33No, I never said I never left Greenville
00:42:36You know, I did a little traveling
00:42:37When I was furthering my education in organic farming
00:42:41I was in Italy
00:42:42Learning how to grow tomatoes from a Sicilian expert
00:42:45Then I was in Salinas in California
00:42:47For over a year learning everything there was to know about lettuce
00:42:50Just lettuce?
00:42:52Turns out there's a lot to know about lettuce
00:42:54Wow
00:42:56What about you?
00:42:57What'd you study?
00:42:58Sociology
00:43:00That makes sense
00:43:01Well
00:43:02It sounds like you spent a lot of your young life trying to understand
00:43:04If people were being genuine or if they were just
00:43:06Hanging on because of your fortune and all that
00:43:09And
00:43:10Studying human behavior in society
00:43:13It adds up
00:43:15Yeah
00:43:16You know
00:43:17You know quite a bit about people for a handyman
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:25I'll try
00:43:32Okay
00:43:40Uh oh
00:43:41You on another scrapbooking spree?
00:43:43Ha ha
00:43:44You know I've had that habit under control
00:43:46Ever since I taped down the cat's paw
00:43:48By mistake
00:43:50Yeah, Fluffy's never forgiven you
00:43:52Very funny
00:43:54Well actually
00:43:55Um
00:43:56I just completed my research
00:43:57Into June's family
00:43:58From the archives
00:43:59And I'm making her a tree
00:44:01So she can see that she has roots here
00:44:05Wow
00:44:07I know she's gonna love it
00:44:09Really?
00:44:11How do you know?
00:44:13You know ever since getting to know her
00:44:15She's surprised me
00:44:18For the life of me
00:44:19I never thought we'd have anything in common
00:44:22But what do you have in common?
00:44:32My big brother's speechless?
00:44:35I'm shocked
00:44:37I know
00:44:41I think June and I
00:44:44Are kind of at a crossroads
00:44:47You know we're both looking for that
00:44:48Something to
00:44:50Complete ourselves
00:44:53Maybe it's family
00:44:56Wow, that was
00:44:58Really deep
00:45:00She's definitely showed me
00:45:01What's missing in my life
00:45:03Careful
00:45:04You might be the one
00:45:05Making a vision board next
00:45:06Alright
00:45:07No
00:45:08That's enough
00:45:09I got chores
00:45:10I can see if June
00:45:11Needs anything in town
00:45:12Probably a good idea
00:45:26Thank you
00:45:27So that's brown bread flavor?
00:45:29Yeah
00:45:30Sounds weird
00:45:31I had it in Dublin last year
00:45:32It was phenomenal
00:45:33Of course you did
00:45:36This is so good
00:45:37You have to try that
00:45:39Oh, look at that
00:45:42Good
00:45:43You're keeping each other distracted
00:45:46And while your eyes aren't on the prize
00:45:49It will soon be my name in the glass case
00:45:52After I win best overall
00:45:55Not likely
00:45:56What is she talking about?
00:45:57Nina will explain it to you dear
00:46:00She's the one who will take down
00:46:02Birdie's photo
00:46:03And replace it with yours truly
00:46:06How can you be so sure, Dotty?
00:46:08I've eaten my own pie, haven't I?
00:46:11I'm not even sure that that makes sense
00:46:13But I'm going to give it to you anyway
00:46:15As you should
00:46:21Don't let her get to you
00:46:23But what's this just talking about
00:46:25She's talking about a glass case
00:46:27It's basically just a picture in a glass case
00:46:30I mean, that's not just anything
00:46:34It's important
00:46:40Oh
00:46:43Oh, I love it
00:46:45Yeah, it's pretty cool, isn't it?
00:46:46Yeah
00:46:50You okay?
00:46:52Yeah, yeah, I just
00:46:54You know, sometimes it really hits home that she's gone
00:47:00Well, I can't bring Birdie back
00:47:03But I will promise you one thing
00:47:05Oh, what's that?
00:47:07I will help you compete against Dotty
00:47:11Okay, I like the sound of that
00:47:13That'll be good
00:47:15But wait, that sign says September 26th for the festival
00:47:19That's this week
00:47:21Uh, yeah
00:47:24Wait, I thought we had way more time to prepare
00:47:27Didn't you fill in the entry forms?
00:47:30Well, yeah, but Nina really filled them out and I
00:47:33Didn't read them
00:47:34No
00:47:35Oh, no, this is it
00:47:37Why are you smiling? This is terrible
00:47:39Dotty's going to win everything
00:47:42Oh, I have an idea
00:47:45I am going to order an apple pie flown in from Amsterdam
00:47:48They are the best in the world
00:47:50Okay, first off, Birdie would never endorse that
00:47:52And how do you know?
00:47:54Secondly, you've never had Birdie's apple pie
00:47:58Touché
00:48:20Look back into our eyes
00:48:24In this little clip of time, maybe you can fill the gap
00:48:27Tell me something that I just don't know
00:48:30Words running like a river again
00:48:37Good job
00:48:42Looking good
00:48:43Please
00:48:44Excuse me
00:48:45Let's see
00:48:50That's going to be delicious
00:48:51Yeah
00:48:54Hey
00:48:56Oh, hey, that's perfect timing
00:48:58I was just about to pull the carrots
00:48:59The moment of truth
00:49:01Yes, ma'am
00:49:03Here we go
00:49:04All right
00:49:08Oh, wow, that's a huge carrot
00:49:11Yeah, big carrot, big pot of soup
00:49:14Seriously, how did you get it to grow like that?
00:49:17See this barrel?
00:49:18So I fill it with sand first
00:49:20Okay, then I hollow out the middle
00:49:22Fill it with really good soil
00:49:23That way when I plant the seed
00:49:25It grows straight, naturally, no obstructions
00:49:28Oh
00:49:29Sounds like you've set it up for success
00:49:31Yeah, it's a good metaphor for life
00:49:35Well, it certainly looks like a winner to me
00:49:38Question is, how's it going with the pies?
00:49:41Oh, well, I've got it to turn out three times in a row now
00:49:45So I think we're doing pretty good there
00:49:47All right
00:49:48Now I just need to get the flower arrangement perfect
00:49:50Prep Ruby the hen's cage
00:49:52And, oh, I've got to make Jillian's flower crown
00:49:54June?
00:49:55Yeah
00:49:56You're ready
00:49:57I'm going to pick you up tomorrow
00:49:58I'll take my truck to the fair
00:50:01You know, actually I think I'm good
00:50:03I can get there myself
00:50:06Wow, look at you
00:50:08Oh, yeah
00:50:10Going to the fair
00:50:11Who's going to the fair?
00:50:15I'm going to the fair
00:50:17Okay, so I won't do that in front of the judges tomorrow
00:50:20But I'm just really excited
00:50:22You're good
00:50:23I like the enthusiasm
00:50:24All right, I'll see you in the morning
00:50:26See you in the morning
00:50:28Going to the fair
00:50:30Going
00:50:37Okay
00:50:40You cool down, you little beauty
00:50:54What was that?
00:51:02No
00:51:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:51:07Oh
00:51:08Oh
00:51:11It's okay, it's okay
00:51:14I can
00:51:16I can salvage this
00:51:18Right?
00:51:24Oh, no
00:51:28Wait a minute
00:51:31I don't know that orthopedic shoe anywhere
00:51:34Dottie
00:51:36Oh, you
00:51:53Okay
00:51:56Harvest Festival, here I come
00:52:05Yeah
00:52:21I should have given her a ride
00:52:23Well, I think June has shown you
00:52:25She's perfectly capable of getting somewhere without needing a driver
00:52:29I know, I know
00:52:30But it's a hundred pound pig and it has a lot of pies
00:52:33Oh, wow, yeah
00:52:34Well, when you put it that way
00:52:36Yeah
00:52:38Are you worried she's not going to show up?
00:52:40No, but what if something happens?
00:52:44I think I'm just going to circle back to the farm
00:52:46Oh, look at you being all caring
00:52:48I told you you were getting invested
00:52:50I know
00:52:52All right, all right, well go if you must
00:52:54I'll save you a seat at the tractor park
00:52:57Thanks
00:53:01Okay
00:53:04Hey
00:53:05Hi
00:53:06Oh, I am so sorry I'm late
00:53:08We had a bit of a pie calamity
00:53:10Pie calamity?
00:53:11More like pie-mageddon
00:53:13That sounds bad
00:53:14Oh, yeah
00:53:15But, you know, I learned that no porch is safe
00:53:17As long as there's raccoons and other critters roaming about
00:53:21The raccoon sabotage pie?
00:53:23Yeah, raccoons that wore the same shoes as Dottie
00:53:26Hmm, there goes the raccoon theory
00:53:29Well, I can't say for sure what the raccoon sabotage pie is
00:53:32The raccoon theory
00:53:33Well, I can't say for sure whether or not she was holding a raccoon, but
00:53:36But you made it
00:53:37Yeah, I did
00:53:40Oh, you made it
00:53:43I wasn't sure if you'd actually show up
00:53:46Oh, no, I'm not going anywhere, Dottie
00:53:49In fact, I'm surprised that you're here
00:53:51I mean, did you get enough rest last night with all the sleepwalking you were doing?
00:53:55I'm not sure what you're insinuating
00:53:58I got my usual eight solid hours
00:54:02Well, I didn't get a wink
00:54:04You know, I thought I'd give Bertie's pie just one more try
00:54:07It seems every time I make that pie, it just gets better and better
00:54:11Good luck
00:54:14You'll need it
00:54:17Have you ever noticed?
00:54:19She grows the same exact flowers that Bertie used to
00:54:22She uses the same pie plates, the same edge on the crust
00:54:26And she fights dirty, too
00:54:28Oh, yeah
00:54:29So what are you thinking?
00:54:30I don't know
00:54:31It's almost like she copies Bertie or something
00:54:35Yeah, I'm probably reading too much into it
00:54:38Let's just get this over with, shall we?
00:54:40That is not the attitude of a blue-ribbon champion
00:54:43Listen, there's five categories, okay?
00:54:46You've practiced them, you've sweat and teared your way through this
00:54:49You are ready
00:54:52In my eyes, you're already a winner
00:54:56Thank you
00:54:58I never really had anybody believe in me like this
00:55:02I mean, Bertie
00:55:04It's just nice to have somebody
00:55:06Chicken, onion, see if you're okay
00:55:09Are you okay?
00:55:12Yeah
00:55:14Well, let's do this
00:55:15All right, let's show them what a little style and heart can do
00:55:19Come on, team
00:55:20Let's go, come on
00:55:21Jillian, let's go
00:55:23Let's go
00:55:29Come on
00:55:43Oh, here come the judges
00:55:45Yes
00:55:48Hello
00:55:50Oh, it's so good to see you, Bart
00:55:52You having a nice day?
00:55:54So nice to see you
00:55:55Hello
00:55:56And who's your friend here?
00:55:58This is June Walter, Bertie's niece
00:56:01You're Bertie's niece
00:56:03Oh my goodness, you look just like her
00:56:05She's going to make Bertie very proud today
00:56:08We'll see, won't we?
00:56:14Who's that?
00:56:15Don't you know her?
00:56:23This hen crate isn't regulation
00:56:25Well, I just thought I'd add a bit of color and pizzazz to those boring old crates
00:56:32I designed those regulation cages
00:56:37Oh, right, yeah
00:56:40Well, they're very sturdy
00:56:42Very, very sturdy
00:56:44Maybe I'll give mine a second look
00:56:50Who's that?
00:56:51I'm sure it's fine
00:56:56Container method?
00:57:01Yes, ma'am, just like you taught me
00:57:07Good job
00:57:09Thanks
00:57:20Who knew?
00:57:22Was that a you-totally-nailed-it snort or was that a you-absolutely-blew-it snort?
00:57:27It's a snort that shall not be named
00:57:30A secret snort
00:57:32A snort of our own creation
00:57:39And you have pies for me too
00:57:42No one could ever touch Bertie and Dottie when it comes to pies, you know
00:57:46Never
00:57:47So, good luck to you
00:57:49Well, thank you, I think
00:57:53But the pies are 100% Bertie
00:57:56Just Bertie, Bertie, Bertie
00:57:58I don't know why I said Bertie three times like that, that was strange
00:58:02I'm just really nervous
00:58:05She was a really good friend
00:58:07I'm sorry for your loss
00:58:10Thank you
00:58:12Shall we?
00:58:19Let's go
00:58:22Mm
00:58:46Sliced, overall appearance
00:58:52Mm
00:58:55The fork goes on the plate here
00:58:58Oh
00:59:00Mm
00:59:19Mm
00:59:21Mm
00:59:23Mm
00:59:25Mm
00:59:31Mm
00:59:33Possible improper cluing, I'll have to dock a mark
00:59:41Next
00:59:49Sorry
00:59:55Thanks
01:00:01Mm
01:00:06You know what?
01:00:08Bertie would be so proud that you're even trying to compete in her name
01:00:12Please don't be hard on yourself
01:00:14Seriously, you gotta put it in perspective
01:00:17Mm-hmm, perspective
01:00:19There's no perspective in pie baking, pal
01:00:23All pies are particular and pleasant
01:00:26Perfection, not mistake
01:00:28Mm
01:00:30You gotta laugh
01:00:32Oh, yeah
01:00:34Judging of the Best in Show livestock category will begin soon
01:00:38Please take your seats, folks, judging will begin shortly
01:00:41Here we go
01:00:45First up, flower arranging
01:00:47Who has grown the finest blooms this year?
01:00:51Dottie Carwright takes first prize
01:00:54Way to go, Dottie, you've got the awesome blossoms
01:00:57Petals with the metal
01:00:59Let's hear it for Dottie, folks
01:01:03Ivy Wilson is in second place
01:01:05And Andrew Bowman in third
01:01:08Rude Veggies are up next
01:01:13Bart Hudson is our winner
01:01:15Going for Bertie Barlow as he does every year
01:01:17Way to go, Bart
01:01:24Congratulations, you really deserve to win that
01:01:26Thanks
01:01:28You do
01:01:30Up next, feathery friends, the Best in Flock
01:01:34Heads up, it's Dottie again
01:01:36Miss Carwright, well done
01:01:38Congratulations, it's yours
01:01:44This is a nightmare, she's winning everything
01:01:46She is misery personified
01:01:49Next up, apple pie
01:01:51Take it away, pie expert, Wendy Whittaker
01:01:56This year, we have the perfect apple pie
01:01:59Flaky pastry, beautifully spiced
01:02:02I could happily eat this apple pie
01:02:05Every Thanksgiving for the rest of my life
01:02:09Congratulations, June Woltshire
01:02:18It was the best I've ever eaten
01:02:20Thank you
01:02:23I thought she said the pie was too warm
01:02:26I guess Wendy likes her pie a little warm
01:02:30We have saved the best event for last, folks
01:02:33Best in show, livestock
01:02:35Bring your goats, your pigs and your lambs
01:02:38One cutie will rule them all
01:02:41Jillian, Jillian, Jillian, Jillian, Jillian
01:02:48The judges don't even need to deliberate
01:02:51First prize goes to...
01:02:54Jillian, Jillian the pig
01:02:57And that's pretty farms again, folks
01:02:59June Woltshire is the farmer of record here
01:03:02Which means she'll be named Best Overall in Fair
01:03:05Give her a hand, folks
01:03:13I'm the farmer of record
01:03:15I don't even know what that means
01:03:16It means you did it
01:03:17No, we did it
01:03:19Jillian, Jillian
01:03:21Let's get pictures, baby
01:03:23Look what we did
01:03:25I know
01:03:26Ready?
01:03:27That's very good
01:03:30Perfect
01:03:31Thank you
01:03:48Hey, I might need some help unloading
01:03:50Yeah, just a second
01:03:51Hello?
01:03:52Is this June Woltshire?
01:03:54Yes, this is she
01:03:56This is Larry Alpen of Alpen Farm Equipment
01:03:59Oh, hi Larry
01:04:01How can I help you?
01:04:02Is there an invoice that we owe or something?
01:04:05No, no, no, it's nothing like that
01:04:08My daughter sent me a social media post
01:04:12With you and your pig, Jillian
01:04:14Wow, that was quick
01:04:15We'd like to discuss a sponsorship deal with your prize pig
01:04:21Are you serious?
01:04:22Very
01:04:23Our board of directors have been on me for years
01:04:26To get some kind of lizard or duck to be our mascot for advertising, you know
01:04:31So when I saw your cute little pig
01:04:33I thought, hey now, that's an animal I can get behind
01:04:37Well, that's, that's amazing
01:04:39Would you be interested in something like that?
01:04:41It'd be quite lucrative, we're a national brand
01:04:44Oh, yeah, absolutely
01:04:46Please send me a contract, I'll take a look at it
01:04:49Okay, okay
01:04:51A question for you
01:04:53Are you June Walsher of the Big Walsher Hotel Crash?
01:04:58Yeah, that's me
01:05:00That must have been quite an ordeal for you
01:05:03Well, it has, it's been quite a life change
01:05:06Know that about that
01:05:08Well, I hope Alpen Farm Equipment can play some small role in helping you get back on track
01:05:14Thank you, that's very kind of you
01:05:16Alright then, my assistant will be in touch
01:05:19Okay
01:05:24Hello?
01:05:25Michael?
01:05:26June, what a coincidence
01:05:28I was just asking my staff to track you down
01:05:30I have news
01:05:32Do I want to hear it?
01:05:34We found a portfolio of old stocks from the 1980s and
01:05:38Well, let's just say your grandpa sure knew how to pick them
01:05:41He bought into Apple at $22 a share
01:05:45That's a lot of money
01:05:47Yeah, it's a lot of money
01:05:49He bought into Apple at $22 a share
01:05:53Wait, I didn't hear you, what? Picking apples?
01:05:56No, forget the apples, you're back in the saddle
01:06:00I mean, I needed apples for the pie thing, but not so much
01:06:04Wait, back in the saddle, how big is this saddle?
01:06:09Enough for me to send your private jet to come and get you
01:06:13The jet?
01:06:15Are you messing with me?
01:06:17Scout's honor
01:06:18You were never a scout, Michael
01:06:20Okay, you caught me
01:06:22Anyway, you're going to be back on top, kid
01:06:25I just wired you a little pocket money
01:06:28Oh, uh, okay, great
01:06:33June, that was a joke
01:06:35That's a lot of pocket money
01:06:37Money for very big pockets
01:06:39Many, many pockets
01:06:41That, uh, great
01:06:43I actually was calling because I wanted you to take a look at a contract for me
01:06:48Oh, yeah?
01:06:50Yeah, so you'll never believe this
01:06:52I competed in a fall festival with my Aunt Bertie's prize pig and we won
01:06:57So now there's a farm equipment company that wants to hire Jillian as their mascot
01:07:03A pig as a mascot?
01:07:05Yeah
01:07:06June, you heard what I said, right? The fortune, it's coming back
01:07:10Yeah, yeah, I heard it
01:07:19Whoa, that's, that is not pocket change
01:07:27That is, that's life changing back change
01:07:42Bart, Bart
01:07:46I know you took off because I was on the phone, but you are not going to believe this
01:07:50Hey, viral girl
01:07:52You say it like it's a bad thing
01:07:54Isn't it?
01:07:55No, no, it's amazing
01:07:57Jillian, Jillian
01:07:59She is queen of the pig
01:08:01Yes, and I want to go celebrate
01:08:03All right, I'll let Nina know
01:08:05Oh, um, actually I was thinking maybe, um, maybe just the two of us
01:08:10Oh, yeah, I'm game
01:08:13Yeah, we can eat here, go into town, get some ice cream
01:08:16Maybe we'll run into Donnie and, uh, we can gloat a little bit
01:08:20Well, actually, uh, I was thinking maybe something a little fancier
01:08:24Like the pub?
01:08:27Do you, do you own a suit?
01:08:29Yes, I own a suit
01:08:31In fact, I own several suits
01:08:33Imagine that
01:08:34Well, why don't you put one of them on and, uh, be at my place at six tonight
01:08:39Okay, short walk
01:08:41I'll see you tonight
01:08:44Okay, I will put a suit on for you
01:08:48Okay
01:09:11Wow
01:09:14Wow yourself
01:09:15You look stunning
01:09:17Well, this whole thing, it's very last season
01:09:21Could have fooled me
01:09:24Well, will you join me?
01:09:40Must be some prize money this year for you to take care of all this
01:09:43Oh, you don't know half of it
01:09:46So this is how you used to roll
01:09:49With a car and a driver? Yeah, always
01:09:53Even to get groceries?
01:09:55Well
01:09:56Right, the staff, yes
01:09:59You didn't get groceries
01:10:03You look really nice in that suit
01:10:07Thank you
01:10:09Okay, I'm loving the mystery here but
01:10:13You gotta tell me, where are we going?
01:10:20Is that a helicopter?
01:10:22Surprise!
01:10:39So you went from living in your car to renting out every seat in this theater?
01:10:45Shh, this is the good part
01:10:47Joan, there's no one here to shush
01:10:51And I have a thing or two I'd like to say
01:11:01I never expected someone like you to walk into my life
01:11:05I never expected someone like you to walk into my life
01:11:10Well, I never expected to find a handsome farmer
01:11:17Are you falling for me?
01:11:21Where is that champagne I ordered?
01:11:23Wait, champagne too?
01:11:26Well, you got to show me your world and I'm gonna show you mine
01:11:31Okay
01:11:32But I don't want you to have to mortgage Birdy's farm just because you're paying for all this
01:11:37I won't
01:11:39It's all gonna be fine now
01:11:41What do you mean, it's all fine now?
01:11:43Well, Jillian and I got an incredibly lucrative advertising contract
01:11:50Are you kidding?
01:11:52Wow, that was fast!
01:11:54So that's what we're celebrating
01:11:57Well, yes, that and my business manager called
01:12:04I'm not broke anymore
01:12:07Turns out my grandfather was just as much of a genius at building a stock portfolio as he was at building a hotel empire
01:12:15So it looks like I'm gonna be back in PJs in no time
01:12:19Pajamas?
01:12:21Private jets
01:12:23Right, oh
01:12:26Wow, that's amazing
01:12:30You must be thrilled
01:12:33You don't seem very happy about it
01:12:36No, no, I'm happy for you
01:12:40Congratulations
01:12:43Well, maybe this next part will cheer you up a bit
01:12:48Okay
01:12:50Look Bart
01:12:54Getting to know you has been one of the biggest joys of my life
01:13:00I really like you
01:13:04I think I'm falling for you
01:13:09And so what I wanted to ask is
01:13:13Do you want to leave and come travel the world with me?
01:13:24What's wrong?
01:13:27I should have seen this coming
01:13:32I am getting the sense there's not going to be a resounding yes at the end of this
01:13:37Jillian, I can't just go traveling the world with you
01:13:42Yeah, you can Bart, that's what I'm trying to tell you
01:13:44I can afford to take us all over the world, alright?
01:13:47You and I, we can travel, we can do everything together
01:13:50You don't get it
01:13:52I don't want to travel the world, I want to stay in Greenville
01:13:57And I was hoping that you wanted to stay there with me
01:14:03I see
01:14:06Well, this is going to make for a rather awkward trip back to Greenville, won't it?
01:14:14Yeah, I guess we should go
01:14:18Yeah, I guess we should
01:14:35I love you
01:15:06Oh, hey Jillian
01:15:10Well, it's time for our last supper here
01:15:14Here you go
01:15:23Do you hate goodbyes?
01:15:26Because I hate goodbyes
01:15:28Do you hate goodbyes?
01:15:30Because I hate goodbyes
01:15:33But, here we are
01:15:38You know, you were the best roommate ever
01:15:40Best pig, any pig that any farm has ever had
01:15:45You know that
01:15:49Don't worry, you'll still get your celebrity deal
01:15:52I'll make sure of it
01:15:54But you don't need me
01:15:56You've got Bart here to take care of you, right?
01:16:01I agree, I agree, Bart is pretty amazing
01:16:05That's why I'm going to deed him the farm so that he can make sure I look after all of you
01:16:15I'm going to miss this so much
01:16:19I'm going to miss you
01:16:22I'm going to miss you
01:16:28I'm going to miss feeling of a real home
01:16:35All right, Jillian
01:16:37You be a good little piggy, okay?
01:16:52Tyler!
01:16:54Oh, there you are
01:16:56Hi!
01:17:00How are you?
01:17:02Oh, doing fabulous
01:17:04Doing a lot of late nights at celebrity parties
01:17:06But, stepping right back into my designer shoes and getting back in there
01:17:09Anyway, enough about me, let's get you out there
01:17:12You could always go back to the Riviera, you know
01:17:14But, definitely on the Italian side
01:17:16But, definitely on the Italian side
01:17:18Unless, how do you feel about Fashion Week?
01:17:21You know, June, the designers weren't going to give you tickets
01:17:24Because of, well, you know, because of the blip and all that
01:17:27But, I told them that you were back
01:17:29And they said that if you wanted to purchase a table for $250,000
01:17:34They wouldn't have a problem with you bringing your nearest and dearest
01:17:36Which, I'm sure, of course, includes me
01:17:41Are you still listening?
01:17:43I'm listening
01:17:46Are you still listening?
01:17:48Earth to June
01:17:50Sweetie, I think you might have some mud kicking your ears
01:17:52Because you're not hearing me
01:17:56No, I heard you
01:17:58I just don't want to go to Fashion Week
01:18:03Oh, well that's disappointing
01:18:06But, oh wait
01:18:08I'm over it
01:18:10So, Italy then?
01:18:12No
01:18:14Straight to the start?
01:18:16No, you know, I
01:18:18I think Greenville is my new thing
01:18:21Excuse me?
01:18:23Greenville?
01:18:25Wait, is that some kind of new club in the city or something?
01:18:31No, actually, it's
01:18:33It's where my family is
01:18:36Oh
01:18:38So, we're not getting on the private jet then?
01:18:42No
01:18:44Oh, I'm so confused
01:18:46What is, where are you going?
01:18:48Bye
01:18:50No, bye
01:18:52June?
01:18:54June?
01:18:56June?
01:19:10Hello?
01:19:12Hey Bart?
01:19:14Nina?
01:19:27Are you partying in my house?
01:19:30Respect?
01:19:32You came
01:19:34Bring it in
01:19:36Oh, I thought you were going to miss your own surprise party
01:19:40Wait, my surprise party?
01:19:42Yeah, well you've been on your own for so long
01:19:45I wanted to show you
01:19:47That you still have family
01:19:49Right here, right now
01:19:51You're not alone
01:19:53That you still have family
01:19:55Right here
01:19:57Surprise!
01:19:59Who are all these people?
01:20:01Well, I did a little bit of research, you know
01:20:03And some of these people you're related to
01:20:05Way down the line
01:20:07But they're all part of Bertie's family tree
01:20:11Your family tree
01:20:19Oh, here's a cousin
01:20:21On your grandfather's side
01:20:23And a second cousin
01:20:25She actually lives in the next town over
01:20:27Let's give her some space
01:20:31And here's another cousin
01:20:35Bertie's first cousin
01:20:41Wait
01:20:43We're related?
01:20:45Yep, Bertie and I were cousins
01:20:49I'm afraid you can't argue with DNA
01:20:53Wow
01:20:55She was proud of you, you know
01:20:57And she wished she could have spent more time with you
01:21:01But after your parents died
01:21:05The grief kept her away
01:21:09It shouldn't have, but it did
01:21:15I understand that
01:21:17Wow
01:21:19I guess it does make a little sense that we're related, though
01:21:21Seems we all got the competitive gene
01:21:25The pie gene, too
01:21:27Much as I hate to admit it
01:21:31You have a touch for pastry, June
01:21:33Bertie and I got it from our grandmother
01:21:37Oh, that would have been my great-grandmother, right?
01:21:41You look just like her
01:21:43Oh
01:21:45Wait a minute
01:21:47Does this mean we have to be nice to each other now?
01:21:53All's fair in family and pies, Junie
01:22:01Um, hey
01:22:03If you'll excuse me
01:22:09That is actually very true
01:22:11That is actually very true
01:22:17I just, I can't believe you all did this for me
01:22:21You have a lot of cousins
01:22:23Yeah, yeah, I really do
01:22:25Yeah
01:22:27You wouldn't happen to be one of my cousins, would you?
01:22:31Not even close. We're from Poughkeepsie, so
01:22:33Oh
01:22:35That's good, because
01:22:37I love you
01:22:39I love you, too
01:22:49So does this mean you're staying?
01:22:53There's nowhere else that's more important to me now
01:22:55Here
01:22:57Home
01:22:59With you
01:23:01Julianne's gonna be really happy to hear that
01:23:03Julianne's gonna be really happy to hear that
01:23:05Just Julianne?
01:23:07Well, the handyman, too
01:23:33Well, the handyman, too