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In the world of international crime, an Interpol agent attempts to hunt down and capture the world's most wanted art thief /
In the world of international crime, an Interpol agent attempts to hunt down and capture the world's most wanted art thief /
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Know
00:00:39You're not a cop
00:00:41Right, I'm not you know what I mean agent your badge is no good here. So no American cowboy stuff
00:00:46Don't worry. I left my chaps at home. I'm sure about this. I know how he thinks he's gonna do it today
00:00:53Trust me. All right, then. Here we go
00:01:01Impossible
00:01:02I'm not asking you need to shut the museum down evacuate your visitors and seal all ingress and egress points immediately
00:01:08And Interpol is the authority to compel me to do so don't test me director. You should listen to her
00:01:13And who are you her bodyguard? This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit
00:01:18He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime
00:01:22You don't look like a profiler. Yeah, I get that a lot
00:01:2541
00:01:27Hours ago agent Hartley received credible intelligence at the most wanted art thief in the world a man named Nolan Booth
00:01:33Intends to steal the egg of Cleopatra today
00:01:37Who provided you this information?
00:01:39The bishop you cannot be serious my dear the bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world
00:01:46It's a catch-all concept with someone to blame when people like you and your friends in law enforcement are too incompetent to solve the case
00:01:53Listen to me unless we stop it that egg is gonna be stolen today. In fact it may already be gone
00:02:15Already gone you say
00:02:18Now if you'll excuse me inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call
00:02:24You have thermal sensors in this room
00:02:29Of course we do show it to me
00:02:40You're wasting our time
00:02:42What may I ask are you looking for?
00:02:45Well, you see Cleopatra's first egg is covered in 18 karat gold and gold reflects radiation
00:02:51That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room. It should be red not blue
00:02:56It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor. Well, there's only one way to find out
00:03:06Hey, sorry big man, but there's no food or drink at the museum
00:03:13Thank you
00:03:16No, no, no, wait a moment, what do you think you're doing relax, it's fine he knows what he's doing
00:03:41Seal the room now
00:03:45Oh
00:04:15Oh
00:04:45Oh
00:05:15Reinforce
00:05:45Oh
00:06:15Oh
00:06:45I
00:06:48Know you you're the you're the slowball guy that's been chasing me. What do you got in the bank?
00:06:53You're American. What brings you to Rome?
00:06:57Gelato Coliseum. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, beautiful place first time. Yep
00:07:02How's the fun foot chase though, right? Lots of twists and turns hijinks who knew it end up like this I did
00:07:09Fun's over Nolan booth. Give me the bag turn around put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest
00:07:14Okay. Well, hold on. What's I just have two questions
00:07:17Okay
00:07:19first question
00:07:20Where'd you get that jacket? It's a statement piece
00:07:23Somewhere there's a very nude cow whispering worth it and number two on the whole arresting me thing
00:07:30I totally get it, you know, baby baby did a bad bad thing
00:07:33Yeah, but you don't happen to have like a badge or something
00:07:37Tucked away in the turtleneck. Do you I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun
00:07:42Here's the thing though. You're putting me in a bit of a pickle with this because without proper identification
00:07:45How do I know who you are and for all I know you you could be the bad guy and I could be the the other
00:07:50bad guy
00:07:52You're right, I'm the bad guy now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth
00:07:57I mean, I mean, I'm gonna give this to you
00:08:00Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you because I don't even want it for the record. None of this feels good
00:08:12Oh
00:08:42Oh
00:09:12Oh
00:09:18You all got of this for me
00:09:42I
00:10:12I
00:10:42I
00:11:05Nice place you got here
00:11:13A
00:11:18Special agent John Hartley FBI
00:11:20We met earlier
00:11:22Are you a little outside your jurisdiction? I am
00:11:30Good thing these guys aren't
00:11:32Oh
00:11:39Hi guys, don't take your shoes off for anything
00:11:44You sure you brought enough guns what can I say I like to be thorough
00:11:48No way Jose the intrepid
00:11:52Inspector Doss. I wouldn't have missed this for the world. Take that. Thank you. It's nice to meet a fan
00:11:59That's cute you want to know what else is cute because you're wanted in 18 separate countries
00:12:04I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial given your escape history. What are you six for six now?
00:12:09Yep
00:12:10One more I get a Shawshank jacket keep making your jokes because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world your
00:12:15Instagram account, you know, I'm really starting to not like you. Oh, come on not like me
00:12:22You don't even know me. We could have a lot in common
00:12:25You know a booth maybe I don't know you but I've been building a profile on you ever since you stole William Strang's lady with
00:12:31The red hat from the Tate back in 2014. You can't prove that was me. I
00:12:40Got that on Etsy
00:12:44I've been tracking your scores for a while now. So let me take a crack at who I think you really are
00:12:49Sure thing. Yeah
00:12:51Only child. Mm-hmm. Dad's a Swiss cop mom's an American professor
00:12:57He started stealing between the ages of six and eight
00:13:01Found out you had a real talent for it made you feel special different. You like to work alone
00:13:06You don't like a team
00:13:08The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big splashy headlines
00:13:11Which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money. Are you insane? I love the money
00:13:19I'm not done yet
00:13:21I'm just getting to the good part. Thank you. You're welcome
00:13:24There are a lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money. That's not unusual
00:13:28But what is unusual is the risk that you take?
00:13:32the chances
00:13:34It's as though
00:13:36You want to get caught so you can escape just to prove yourself all over again and prove that you're better than everybody else and
00:13:45That you're worthy worthy of what this speech your father's love
00:13:52You
00:14:00Congratulations, how'd you find me? Well the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome
00:14:09Bishop Bishop
00:14:13Getting ready to move
00:14:21You
00:14:31Booth I'm curious. How's it feel to be sold out by the most wanted our thief in the world?
00:14:36I'm the most wanted our thief in the world
00:14:40You were
00:14:42Wait, wait, wait here
00:14:47There's no chance I'm putting nothing in the same bond as him
00:14:52I'll see you at the airfield. I'll see you there
00:14:55Oh
00:15:22Open
00:15:25I
00:15:55All right, we're good
00:16:17Thank you
00:16:20Hi
00:16:24Hi there
00:16:29You're leaving town flights in an hour something up you could say that
00:16:36Okay, what's going on funny I'm just gonna ask you the same thing
00:16:39Oh
00:16:48What are you doing with that Oh this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot
00:17:01Oops
00:17:03Booth gave us a fake egg. Yeah, I'll admit Booth was my first thought too, but then I asked myself
00:17:08How well do you really know someone you only met 72 hours ago and someone whose official credentials came solely by written interagency communique?
00:17:16So I called up the assistant director of the BAU at Quantico really nice lady. She'd never heard of you
00:17:22Okay, that's impossible. Is it?
00:17:24Yes
00:17:24It's impossible as impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account that received an eight million dollar wire transfer from an encrypted third
00:17:31Party on the same day the egg was stolen quite a coincidence. Wouldn't you say?
00:17:35agent
00:17:39I
00:17:42Does listen to me whatever you think this is whatever you think I did I didn't do
00:17:47Someone's behind this the bishop maybe even Booth himself. I'm being set up
00:17:51Maybe you are maybe you're not but until I figure it out
00:17:53I'm gonna keep you where I can find you now. Normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but why I trusted you and you hurt my feelings
00:18:00So I picked someplace extra special. It's a bit of a black site kind of the land you process forgot
00:18:06You're under arrest agent Hartley gosh, look at me. Look at my eyes. I
00:18:14Didn't do this I
00:18:19Don't believe you
00:18:36I
00:19:07I
00:19:17You a top or a bottom
00:19:21Doesn't matter
00:19:22Prison's gonna decide for us gotta be shitting me. Well, I'll say one thing about old inspector Doss
00:19:28She's got a real sense of humor
00:19:30Put her there roomy
00:19:33You're right we should wash up first it's okay
00:19:36safe here
00:19:39Except they find out you're a cop
00:19:41And they're gonna want to kill you
00:19:52Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away
00:19:55Got your trust after selling me out. Can't run a con without gaining the marks trust first. That's page one
00:20:00I know how confidence game works. Trust me. Well, you do now that's for sure
00:20:05So the same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you that seems like a bit of a coincidence
00:20:09Don't you think this is not a coincidence?
00:20:12This is a plan
00:20:14One move the bishop took out her lead competitor and her lead investigator
00:20:18two birds one stone egg
00:20:20What two birds one egg? It's kind of a layup even post Malone gets it
00:20:26This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you. I don't understand why
00:20:30Why would the bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg? I
00:20:34Mean what's left?
00:20:36300 million dollars
00:20:38Don't be kidding me. I've never heard of a price tag like that
00:20:40No one has but you don't understand that's not the price for just one egg. Here's the deal
00:20:46Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs by the night of his daughter's wedding
00:20:52Gets all the marbles turns out
00:20:55Mr. Big Daddy big bucks daughter. Guess what? Her name is stop guessing. It's Cleopatra. I mean these people are
00:21:02Horrible, but I like money. So so how's that work?
00:21:07No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found. I'm not gonna lie
00:21:12That's a bit of a problem. I'm just gonna deal with the second egg first then the rest
00:21:17All right. Well Bureau Intel says that the second egg is owned by an international arms dealers, but a vote check
00:21:23I know all about this guy. His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14. Nobody can stand this son of a bitch
00:21:28But apparently it left quite the impression on him and strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him
00:21:34He's a big fan
00:21:37Soda voce is super scary, but he's not above having a good time
00:21:41Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers and his I probably have a tiny penis villa in Valencia
00:21:47Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity. So the eyes wide shut thing takes the edge off for everyone
00:21:53Now what none of these evil one percenters known is that upstairs locked away in a secret vault. Dr
00:21:58Shirtless has in his possession an ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call
00:22:05Cleopatra's second egg
00:22:09And it's just begging for me to steal it I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop
00:22:16Don't do that don't do that. I know what you're doing. Don't do that
00:22:21I know what you're doing. Don't do that. I know what you're doing. I'm not doing anything. Listen to me these guys here
00:22:26They find out they find out you're a cop. This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts
00:22:32We gotta make sure that they know you're not a cop
00:22:38Guys
00:22:39Nietzsche's not a cop. This man is not
00:22:43A cop. All right, get that through your thick skulls right now
00:22:47He's a profiler for the fbi
00:22:50Which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop. It's similar, but it's not the same thing
00:22:55It's a complicated backstory. All right. This is our good friend special agent. John hartley
00:23:00Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison guys
00:23:08Thank you guys, I don't think anyone heard me we're good all's quiet on the western front nobody's
00:23:17Drago grande heard here. He comes
00:23:21Okay, be cool don't embarrass me
00:23:26Hello, sir
00:23:29Policia
00:23:32You die, okay, he knows he knows you're a cop the jig is up
00:23:48It's okay
00:23:52You can have mine it needs nourishment
00:24:01You should get up you look like a little bitch right now I say that as a friend
00:24:09Okay, look
00:24:11I don't want to do a whole prison fight thing with you. You got that somewhere in your corner. So
00:24:16Please no fight. Let's just go back and finish our meals
00:24:38God
00:24:40All that working out
00:24:42You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis
00:24:47Okay, if you ever pull any shit like that again, it's gonna be the last thing that you do
00:24:51Right
00:24:52You don't know me booth
00:24:54You have no idea what i'm capable of
00:24:57Hey god, you're here
00:25:03Oh, no us, okay
00:25:11So
00:25:17Hello boys
00:25:19Oh my god
00:25:20wow
00:25:22You're the captain
00:25:24You might benefit from a little career change. I mean i'm I don't think runway but definitely regional catalog work flyers
00:25:32She's the bishop. No
00:25:34Shit dip dick. It's so nice to finally meet you. Mr
00:25:38Booth such a thrill to be face to face with the second best artif in the world. Oh, well, I
00:25:46I see what you did there. That's
00:25:48Yeah, you got lucky a couple times
00:25:51Early on, you know, but you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me
00:25:55Helsinki my parachute failed jakarta. My segue sank macau
00:26:00Nobody knew that miley cyrus was going to be there. It was a completely unannounced show you can have excuses or results
00:26:06Not both
00:26:08What are we doing here? What do you want to have a chat?
00:26:12First of all agent hartley, please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix-up in rome
00:26:18You see after I stole the egg in bali. I then made an eight million dollar deposit into an account registered in your name
00:26:26Then all I had to do was sit back and wait for dusk to take the bait
00:26:30Chili's a little bit
00:26:32a few clever keystrokes and a well-timed call intercept
00:26:36fbi bau director's office and
00:26:40Bye bye agent john hartley
00:26:44I'm a suspicious suspect funny, don't you think?
00:26:50Shut up you deleted my life and now i'm stuck in the cell with this idiot
00:26:55well
00:26:56Down to business then at the risk of stating the obvious
00:27:01I have the first egg in my possession and in less than 48 hours. I'm gonna have a second one as well
00:27:08But
00:27:10That leaves an issue
00:27:12the final egg
00:27:13Well too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is
00:27:16He didn't tell you
00:27:18You didn't tell him
00:27:20Didn't tell me what I don't know what she's talking about. Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is. She's lying
00:27:26I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to god
00:27:29I know where the third egg is
00:27:31I swear to god
00:27:32Yes, that is me
00:27:34Scratch that that was me. I did say that
00:27:36So when were you gonna tell me about the third egg?
00:27:38I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop my offer to you. Mr. Booth is this
00:27:44Tell me where the third egg is i'll get you out of here and give you 10
00:27:48Rock hard pass. I'm, sorry. We couldn't do business
00:27:52Well, perhaps a few more days in here with a prospect of thousands more to come
00:27:59I'll help change your mind
00:28:02I'll stop by once I have the second egg. Oh, and when I do the offer is going to be five percent
00:28:13Bye don't miss me too much
00:28:16Ta-ta
00:28:20Oh, hey guys, okay
00:28:23Look, if we work together to catch her I could do things to the bishop. You can't do there's no need to be disgusting
00:28:29No
00:28:32Here we go three
00:28:34Two one lift with your neck. I mean put her in prison
00:28:37for life
00:28:39And when that happens guess who becomes the number one art thief in the world again
00:28:42Teamwork
00:28:44Teamwork
00:28:46Feels weird in my mouth. Are you carrying your side? I'm assuming you'd even ask me that
00:28:51Do something you're slipping. Oh relax baldy locks
00:28:59See
00:29:01teamwork
00:29:03team team
00:29:04Team it feels weird in my mouth. It does
00:29:08Say what you will about russian prisons the soap
00:29:11It's incredible. We're doing this together or not. No added chemicals or perfumes. It's just pure
00:29:17good old-fashioned glycerin
00:29:20Smell it. No, I gotta smell it. All right
00:29:22So soda voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night
00:29:24Which means if we're gonna beat the bishop to the second egg
00:29:27We're gonna have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning
00:29:30I already know how i'm gonna steal it
00:29:31I'll take some adjustment now that none of the bishop's gonna be there, but i'll beat her to the punch
00:29:35I what about we?
00:29:37Why are you wearing the hairnet?
00:29:39You're bald
00:29:42Okay, fine you can be my plus one to soda voce's party
00:29:47Thanks
00:29:48All right clocks ticking. We got to get out of here. What's the plan?
00:29:51I'm working on it
00:29:54You're working on it, huh? You sound like you're working on it
00:29:57They say the most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep
00:30:01Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan? A lot of people make that mistake
00:30:12Back in bali that thing he said
00:30:15About me and my father. How'd you know?
00:30:19I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case
00:30:23The one thing that doesn't quite line up for me is how the son of a swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime
00:30:29short version
00:30:31My father was a prolific asshole
00:30:37Long version
00:30:39When I was eight years old
00:30:42My dad thought I stole his watch he loved that piece of metal more than anything
00:30:49He asked me if I stole it I told him I didn't
00:30:53He said he knew that I had and that I was lying
00:30:57He didn't speak to me again after that
00:30:59Not on christmas not on my birthday
00:31:04He went almost a full year just utter silence
00:31:09And like I didn't even exist
00:31:14Then one night he
00:31:17He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table
00:31:22And there it is there's the watch the missing watch
00:31:26Right there on his wrist
00:31:28Found out later that he put it in his desk at work and he got buried behind some papers or something like that
00:31:34but he never apologized he just
00:31:37Just looked me in the eye he said how was your day at school?
00:31:42And then he kept asking how was your day at school how was your day at school when I never answered him
00:31:48I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink
00:31:52Next week I found myself in boarding school
00:31:59Really
00:32:03I'm kidding
00:32:06Hey
00:32:08I'm, sorry about all that
00:32:11No, no, no, it's all right
00:32:13You learned a valuable lesson, you know doesn't matter what you do
00:32:19What matters what they think you've done
00:32:23How about your old man
00:32:26I don't talk about him
00:32:30Not bad, huh
00:32:37So
00:32:46Good news
00:32:47Slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night
00:32:50Better news. I got our escape plan down to a simple three-step process
00:32:55All right, i'll bite. What's the first step?
00:32:58Create a distraction with soap
00:33:00You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin with a cleaning solution. It's essentially nitric acid
00:33:05You get nitroglycerin you get nitroglycerin. You should run go go go go go
00:33:36Oh
00:33:54It's locked we need a key card step two plan ahead, where'd you get that you had polizia
00:34:06Yeah
00:34:17What's the plan son of a bitch
00:34:27What are you doing what's step three
00:34:36Step three
00:34:40Rock jenga
00:34:53You first thanks, you're welcome
00:35:05Foreign
00:35:36Oh
00:35:40Thank you
00:35:45Okay
00:35:48So
00:36:03Can you fly a helicopter does the back of your head look like a huge penis the answer is yes
00:36:18Oh, that's fun, this is my best friend
00:36:24We're not friends we're best friends
00:36:29Go
00:36:48I can't believe nobody saw that
00:37:05Oh, that's a russian
00:37:17Foreign
00:37:48Oh
00:38:01This
00:38:18Foreign
00:38:33Oh
00:38:47Foreign
00:38:54Son of a bitch
00:39:03Shit
00:39:15Oh, you made it thank god
00:39:18I was praying for you. Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me
00:39:23You said save yourself. I said go but I didn't mean without me. You said go
00:39:27Save yourself and I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame you stupid complainer
00:39:34Why is that linking
00:39:47Ah
00:40:07See easy peasy
00:40:09Foreign
00:40:16I know it sounds like a tough childhood, but my father made me who I am today
00:40:23Maybe that's my problem
00:40:26i'm so focused on winning all the time on being the best at what I do that I can never just fully relax and just
00:40:34be
00:40:37Is that normal
00:40:40No
00:40:46What i'm not a therapist i'm an intelligence analyst, i'm, sorry
00:40:53I'm just dealing with a lot right now when you seem like someone I could talk to
00:40:58And it's so rare in my line of work to find someone who's just there to listen
00:41:02Thank you
00:41:04Anyway
00:41:05i'm, sorry to rope you into all of this but
00:41:08Just using your terminal here to ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable
00:41:13Best way to do it is from within the system itself. They should really work on patching the security vulnerability
00:41:19It's embarrassing. Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols focus on third-party movements?
00:41:27No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house as it were hence your computer
00:41:34your office
00:41:36Oh, here we go
00:41:38Just need to slow down my competition such as they are
00:42:05I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today. I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day
00:42:13freeze
00:42:22See
00:42:25This is why we can't have nice things
00:42:27Because the moment I trust someone they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk and then i'm forced to do things like this
00:42:33I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed. I really thought you were different
00:42:40Well fool me once
00:42:44I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up
00:42:46You're gonna tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely and in his haste he tripped coming through the door
00:42:52And if you decide not to do that
00:42:55I want you to remember one critically important thing
00:42:59I know everyone you work with and every member of your family and I also know your browser history
00:43:06I
00:43:32Can't thank you enough for this. I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt
00:43:36And now i'm in yours
00:43:39Come everything is ready. All right. I have juice boxes. That's very good
00:43:42Hey, uh tomboy got us a costume chase so we can get out of these filthy duds. Oh god. I'm, so sorry tomboy
00:43:47This is agent john hartley of the federal bureau of investigation
00:43:51It's a funny story a lot of his colleagues who put a lot of your colleagues in prison. It's exciting
00:43:58No juice boxes for you
00:44:06So
00:44:23Oh, I see
00:44:24Nice jacket. Well, I gotta dance. All right, man. Look don't even start with me
00:44:29Okay, at least you're comfortable
00:44:32Yeah
00:44:34Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out
00:44:37You want to walk me through it? I do. Here's the deal during the party
00:44:41The guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor and upstairs the door to the egg room
00:44:45Well that's locked and heavily guarded
00:44:48But there's another way in
00:44:50Hidden entrance. Here's what i'm thinking. We dress up in matching black pajamas and sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom
00:44:57Okay
00:44:59Then we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious is that the end
00:45:06I'm, sorry
00:45:13You are amazing
00:45:16Wow
00:45:18Hey dickhead
00:45:20Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it
00:45:23So what kind of security surveillance are we looking at well the guy's an arms dealer so, you know
00:45:28Every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock
00:45:30Two man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep him frosty
00:45:35Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land. It's a pretty tight window
00:45:40The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall
00:45:4487 motion sensitive 8k cameras with an overlapping field of vision. So there are no natural blind spots
00:45:50They're always watching always listening kind of like alexa, but with guns now
00:45:55Here's where things get a little tricky the vault door to the egg room is a military grade
00:45:59Biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium so you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom
00:46:06The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition and there's only one face and one voice that opens it
00:46:14How are we gonna get his voice and his facial well first off a positive mental attitude helps
00:46:19But so does some pretty kick-ass deep fake technology
00:46:26Spooky right
00:46:27If you have more than 12 images on the internet
00:46:30I can send your mom a video of you mouth sexing a goat. I'm not saying i'm gonna do that
00:46:34I'm, just saying I could do that if I wanted to if I had enough time and enough pictures
00:46:41But wait
00:46:43There's more
00:46:44There's also a 12 digit randomly generated passcode that's changed every six minutes and that code
00:46:48Can only be found in soto pochi's phone and soto pochi's phone can only be found in soto pochi's pants
00:46:54So yeah, easy peasy
00:46:57Oh, no. No, there's one more thing kind of important
00:46:59We're gonna need his thumbprint because he never upgraded his iphone minus four
00:47:04So so if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg. Oh my god
00:47:10You can learn this is amazing
00:47:12You are not sparkly enough i'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants
00:47:42Foreign
00:48:01Check check roger dodger with your 20 free bird. You don't have to do that. I'm standing right next to you
00:48:07I'm not used to using these stupid things and i'm not used to working with a partner. We're not partners
00:48:12This is a marriage of convenience. I want a divorce and i'm keeping the kids. Let's just do this
00:48:17I'll get the thumbprint you get soto pochi's phone
00:48:42Foreign
00:48:53We've got a party crasher
00:48:56It's no no biggie
00:48:57No biggie. We should be here
00:49:00We're here for the egg. Not her speak for yourself. I'm going in
00:49:04What are you doing? That's not part of the plan plans change
00:49:12Oh
00:49:14Beautiful the sculpture I mean
00:49:19I'm sorry, do we know each other? It's just impossible for me to tell who you are without mask on
00:49:27How about now
00:49:33So it was you all along
00:49:35Such a clever disguise
00:49:38Well, I suppose you and mr. Booth wherever he is
00:49:42Are here to try to beat me to the second egg even the playing field. Don't tell her anything
00:49:47I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name, which means all I need is you
00:49:51Well now you're literally telling her everything we both know that this whole thing is gonna end
00:49:57with you in handcuffs
00:50:00Promises
00:50:08Hey
00:50:18Careful now, we don't want to cause a scene. I don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight
00:50:29Oh good you're dancing with her
00:50:32Not bad for a convict speaking of which
00:50:36How's it going with your partner in crime has he told you where the third egg is yet, well if he did I wouldn't tell you
00:50:44That's a no you must not trust you
00:50:49You trust your partner what makes you think I have one
00:50:52Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone. It's impossible
00:50:56It's impossible
00:51:05So what now you're gonna arrest me right here
00:51:08without a badge or a gun
00:51:10outside of your jurisdiction
00:51:13And in front of a room full of criminals
00:51:18Is that your plan agent hartley
00:51:27Oh shit incoming got the print get the hell out of there
00:51:35Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through
00:51:42You're coming with me party's over
00:51:45Um
00:51:52Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous. Well, I had to get your attention somehow
00:51:59Good night
00:52:02May I like you said it's your party
00:52:10Apologies
00:52:13My
00:52:15We needed to get his phone not waste time playing footsie with the bishop, don't worry I got it
00:52:24You're kidding
00:52:25Nice pole. How'd you know soda voce would cut him?
00:52:28Well soda voce is a five foot five alpha male with textbook napoleon complex
00:52:33So anytime another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party
00:52:37well, he has no choice but to step in and
00:52:40assert his dominance
00:52:42You sneaky little minx. Where'd you learn that profiler school high school?
00:53:06Ladies and gentlemen
00:53:09It is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all
00:53:12to my humble home
00:53:14Mouths of time his speechifying
00:53:26Oh terribly terribly, sorry, sir, you imbecile. Oh, don't put your hands on me peasant
00:53:35A thousand apologies. I don't need your apologies. I need a washroom
00:53:39taken
00:53:41Right this way, sir. Let's get you hosed down
00:53:44This pistol was my father's prized possession
00:53:48I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it
00:53:52I was never permitted to touch this
00:53:54Right this way
00:53:57It's just like the one used by the lone ranger
00:54:11My beloved father
00:54:15It's why I've kept it close to my heart for all these years
00:54:20And after I killed him
00:54:31I miss you every day popo and in his immortal words the skilled hunter
00:54:39Needs but one bullet
00:54:50Enjoy your evening
00:55:08So
00:55:38So
00:56:08So
00:56:11Here we go nice and easy
00:56:16Oh
00:56:17my
00:56:18God, you're like a well-dressed wall. What are you doing? I'm trying to ruin the mission well mission accomplished find the print
00:56:26God damn it
00:56:27Come on, come on. Come on, you little bastard. Where are you?
00:56:39Oh
00:56:44Gotcha
00:56:51Phone phone phone phone phone phone phone phone
00:57:08Foreign
00:57:15Okay, it's deep fake time
00:57:28Right
00:57:39Foreign
00:57:43Hey
00:57:48You know for a guy who claims he's innocent you sure do hang around with a lot of criminals I am innocent
00:57:54He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time. I'm not good at it. Okay, don't say that
00:57:59Set yourself short. Shut up. Hey hector deflector over here
00:58:02It's not good at taking a compliment what I need you to understand is that the bishop is behind this entire thing
00:58:06She set me up well if this is all the bishop's doing and you really are innocent prove it
00:58:12Go on
00:58:15Detain your friend. We're not friends. We're work wives. We're not work. We're sister. We're not any kind of shut up both of you
00:58:23You either arrest him or I arrest you both
00:58:28What's it gonna be agent harley
00:58:30Oh
00:58:35I'm sorry. Oh, oh, come on. You're under arrest. You're gonna listen to her after all we've been through together you
00:58:48You love me I hate you
00:58:52Tight enough jesus you see I am a good guy, but sometimes I do bad things
00:59:00Oh
00:59:06Let's grab that egg and get the hell out of here. Hold on. You want to talk about just happened?
00:59:08What are you talking about our moment? We just had a moment. We didn't have a moment. You know, we had a moment
00:59:26Looking for something specific or just browsing
00:59:30You look awful
00:59:34You know, there was an easier way in but I doubt very much that you could have managed it
00:59:41Now that I have two out of the three eggs
00:59:46I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer
00:59:50Well, here's my counter offer
00:59:52You're under arrest. Oh my god read the room
00:59:55I
00:59:57Told you this would end with you in handcuffs. You're so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing
01:00:03Tell you what agent hartley
01:00:06You want to arrest me come
01:00:12Arrest me I just want the egg
01:00:25Uh
01:00:31Take it easy this is easy
01:00:55Yeah
01:01:09Oh
01:01:24Oh
01:01:39Excuse me
01:01:54Oh
01:01:56Oh
01:02:24Oh
01:02:26I didn't see the handcuffs coming. Oh, it's a nice touch. God. This is such a confusing erection. You can't ever tell anybody about this
01:02:34Never tell anybody I promise
01:02:42Okay, oh whoa, whoa, hold on hold on hold on no don't shoot don't shoot
01:02:46I'm, trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg. Okay, I mean we tried
01:02:51But she got it
01:02:53He's telling you the truth
01:02:55Is that so
01:02:59Thank you, all right
01:03:07Would you like to make a confession my lady
01:03:12It's a pleasure doing business with you he told you they'd come
01:03:17Oh
01:03:23What the fuck
01:03:46Oh
01:03:49Good morning gentlemen
01:03:51Oh down here beneath the bulls. No one will hear your screams
01:03:56That's called foreshadowing. I know what it's called. That's just making sure I know it don't look like an english major
01:04:07I would introduce you but I believe you've already met my lovely business associate. Yes
01:04:12I told you the bishop was working with somebody. It's a marriage of convenience
01:04:16You're familiar with that concept, aren't you?
01:04:20You see the dashing
01:04:22Mr. Voucher here already held the second egg in his possession. So
01:04:26I approached him with my own offer which brings us to the part where you
01:04:32Tell us where the third egg is
01:04:44Piss off for a thousand years
01:04:47Ah bummer, I really wanted to do it the easy way. That's okay. I'll get the information from you
01:04:54by hurting him
01:04:57I'm sorry, what I love this plan
01:05:02You two share a special bond
01:05:05Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together attempting to steal the egg? Isn't that right?
01:05:10Agents Hartley there is no bond between us. I barely know the guy booth. Tell her we're not friends
01:05:18She knows about his pal that's bullshit knows about her special bond
01:05:21She knows that you're the best man in my wedding son of a bitch
01:05:23He's lying if she hurts you bad enough. I mean if she gets really creative with it
01:05:27I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything
01:05:31Now mr. Booth, where is the third egg?
01:05:36Okay, here I go
01:05:39No, don't wait
01:05:49Oh my god
01:05:54Well
01:05:56No, I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are. Mr. Booth because we're gonna go to my favorite place
01:06:05Downtown
01:06:07Things would be great
01:06:17Enough games my love
01:06:19You want to make him talk?
01:06:21This is how you get him to talk. Why is your shirt off? Why is his shirt off? I don't know sometimes
01:06:28The old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling
01:06:31Oh
01:06:36Hello there special agent hardly
01:06:44Look look at your friend
01:06:49The egg now
01:06:52Booth please
01:06:56Okay, stop stop i'll tell you all right
01:06:59It's in egypt where in egypt
01:07:02There's a hidden chamber in the great pyramid lidar discovered it about a year ago. They haven't opened it yet
01:07:07How do you know the eggs there? My mother was an egyptologist
01:07:10I could read hieroglyphics before I could read english
01:07:13that hidden chamber
01:07:16Is the secret tomb
01:07:18of cleopatra
01:07:20They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing the scans show. It's sitting there plain as day
01:07:28Third egg never left egypt
01:07:32He's not lying I read about the chamber
01:07:38Was that so hard
01:07:42Shall we celebrate
01:07:52To the end of our business and the beginning of our pleasure
01:07:59So
01:08:09I mean, oh, come on
01:08:11You didn't see that coming amateur hour
01:08:14God
01:08:15I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne when all of the sudden he
01:08:23And scene long con long con
01:08:28You know lady i'm really starting to not like you
01:08:31Now i'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out, but i'm late
01:08:37for a date
01:08:38with a very large pyramid
01:08:41Can't wait to see what happens next. So exciting
01:08:48Things would be great when you're
01:08:54She's a good singer
01:08:55You know, you should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison
01:08:58Well, you shouldn't have got us caught by her boyfriend. Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?
01:09:02Well, if you don't know that then you really are dumber than I look
01:09:06Jesus that's really scary
01:09:13Oh, you look busted you look like a zombie
01:09:19You did this this is your fault
01:09:21She was mine
01:09:23Honey, honey, honey home girl is a hard 10
01:09:28and you look like
01:09:30like a muscular toddler
01:09:32I don't think it was gonna work
01:09:35The height difference. Oh shit
01:09:41Whoa, whoa, hold on. Let's talk about this
01:09:48No, surprisingly not look that was impossible
01:09:54Oh
01:09:58How do you how did you get free he shot the cuff he hit something
01:10:04Lucky shot we're gonna get out of here
01:10:07We're really gonna do it
01:10:09Oh, hey. Whoa. Hey, where are you going? Where are you? We're partners. Oh, we're partners now
01:10:13No, our partnership ended when you let the bishop go all shock therapy on me
01:10:17You know what? You're not gonna find the bishop not without me
01:10:19Well, I got a pretty good idea of where she's going because of you so goodbye
01:10:23I lied
01:10:29I lied. What do you mean you lied? I lied about everything all of it that whole thing
01:10:33I lied to you. I lied to her. I lied to baby. Jesus
01:10:36all of them
01:10:39Look
01:10:40The point is is that the third egg
01:10:43Isn't in egypt, right? I don't give a shit about the egg
01:10:46The only thing I care about is arresting the bishop and clearing my name
01:10:49That's exactly right, but you're not gonna get to the bishop unless you get to the egg and I know where the egg is
01:10:54Just get me out of here. I'll get the egg and you'll get the bishop
01:10:59Come on
01:11:09What
01:11:13You hear that
01:11:19Oh
01:11:24Hey up here we're gonna disappear into the crowd we'll be home free
01:11:30Uh
01:11:47Oh shit, yeah, I think we're gonna get out of here
01:11:52Oh
01:11:59Don't move
01:12:01Why bulls have terrible eyesight, but they can sense motion. You're thinking of jurassic park
01:12:06No, I saw a nature documentary starring david attenborough. You're thinking of richard attenborough from jurassic park
01:12:13Oh
01:12:17Vamanos they're telling me to run they're telling me to run if you run you die
01:12:24All right, yes or no was jeff goldblum in it. Oh my god, it was jurassic park. That's jeff goldblum
01:12:43Oh
01:12:56Thank you
01:13:00That's your problem don't run don't run
01:13:07You're gonna be this grumpy the whole trip wait till you see our ride you're gonna love it
01:13:12Oh
01:13:19Man this is fun
01:13:21Isn't it riding the rails hobo style you ever see? Um, uh sullivan's travels
01:13:28No, I haven't and no it's not. All right, cough it up. Where are we headed? Where's the third egg? All right
01:13:34Fine, i've been thinking about this a lot
01:13:37And I can't tell you
01:13:39What do you mean you can't tell me it's not so much that I can't it's it's more of like a won't
01:13:47Take me to the third egg booth
01:13:54You want to do it
01:13:57Do it
01:13:59Can't can you because even though you're running around with me playing the thief
01:14:04You're not a real bad guy bubba
01:14:10Oh
01:14:17Let's get something straight right now
01:14:22That was terrifying
01:14:24Look, it's not that I don't care about you. It's that I don't care about anyone
01:14:32My dad was a crook
01:14:35Con man actually
01:14:38He was the best
01:14:41Then on my 13th birthday, he didn't show up and my mom and I never saw him again
01:14:51Wow
01:14:54We really got some dads, huh, it's a miracle we're not both strippers
01:15:04Look your dad was a cop. So you became a crook
01:15:08My dad was a crook. So I became a cop
01:15:11We're not that different
01:15:13I'm, not asking you to care about me booth
01:15:16I'm asking you to help me
01:15:18Help me catch the bishop
01:15:21And clear my name and and I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again
01:15:28It's the only chance I have to get my life back, please
01:15:38You
01:15:42April 1945
01:15:48The red army's at the gate days from taking berlin it's game over for the nazis
01:15:54And that's when a forgotten. Mr. Nobody named rudolf zeig hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer
01:15:59And the only man ever rumored to have held cleopatra's third egg in his hands
01:16:05Hopped a steamer ship and fled germany
01:16:08for argentina
01:16:09The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase. Oh and 16 five ton cargo containers logged only as holding
01:16:18machine parts
01:16:21Now why would an art dealer leave his patron's side and travel halfway around the globe with nearly 100 tons of so-called
01:16:28machine parts
01:16:30For 70 years amateur sleuths treasure hunters and adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question
01:16:38Obsessed with finding what they believed had to be hitler's lost bunker hidden somewhere in south america
01:16:48And my dad
01:16:50Was one of them
01:16:52He'd spend weekends holed up in his office poring over old maps and declassified files
01:16:57And on weekends holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions where he'd bid on the strangest things
01:17:06Including a watch
01:17:12And not just any watch
01:17:14creepy nazi art guy
01:17:16rudolf zeig's watch
01:17:18That same watch that my father chose to love more than me. What a dick
01:17:28He never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt even after he passed that was my father's thing and he could have it
01:17:44But
01:17:45When I discovered what was inside it
01:17:48I knew right then
01:17:50That I held in my hand the secret to the third eggs location
01:17:57So
01:17:59So
01:18:01So
01:18:26Booth you've had me traveling for three days and hiking in circles for eight hours
01:18:31That map better be right
01:18:33Relax, we'll find it
01:18:35All right, say we find it
01:18:36How can you be sure that the egg is actually there? What do you mean?
01:18:39well
01:18:39I get that rudolph the red-nosed nazi guy is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands and that
01:18:45This mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure. How can you be sure that the third egg itself is actually there?
01:18:55Faith i'm, sorry. I just want to be clear. I said we're out in the middle of nowhere
01:19:00based on faith
01:19:01We're gut vibe if you're not into the whole religious thing
01:19:05You know the kind of thing i'm into is a good plan a smart plan the opposite of this relax
01:19:11I have good news if i'm reading this map, right?
01:19:15We're here we're where we've arrived x marks the spot x what spot x marks the spot
01:19:22We're here. Here. It is. Great job. Please. You found it. Who's found it? There's no bunker. There's shit here
01:19:28There's nothing out here. There's no bunker. Tell me what does the map say?
01:19:33Oh shit
01:19:36Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back
01:19:39You know what I blame I blame the compass I got this thing back in scouts
01:19:43It's been a little wonky and it was never my strong suit. Really. Can I see this? Absolutely. Can I see this? Yeah, of course
01:19:50I see what the problem is
01:19:52That's the problem. That is not kind
01:19:53You know, what's not kind dragging me out in the middle of nowhere halfway around the world based on a goddamn punch
01:20:23So
01:20:53Oh shit
01:21:24Guess they're paying the utilities
01:21:28It's got to be hydroelectric power, which means there's running water somewhere down here
01:21:35Look at that door nothing hiding behind there
01:21:43How are we gonna get through this
01:21:48Oh shit
01:21:51Shit you have got to be kidding
01:22:02Is that your father's watch no
01:22:05It's the watch from pulp fiction
01:22:07Yes, it's my father's watch
01:22:09I thought you said you smashed it. I had it repaired. Is that a problem? No, it's not a problem
01:22:14Glad you're not touching about it. Please shut up
01:22:21Fun with magnets, all right
01:22:35Dad please be good crazy
01:22:50So
01:23:21So
01:23:43Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff. We're not here to steal anything
01:23:47Uh, actually we are we're here to steal the egg, you know what I mean?
01:23:53Oh, I steal it. It's stealing and you steal it. It's it's what how about we just shut up and by we I mean you
01:23:58They're all so rude, too
01:24:00rude to boot
01:24:03How are we gonna find this egg? I don't know look for a box that says mcguffin
01:24:17Oh
01:24:27Do you know what this is
01:24:29this
01:24:30Is yes, this is a 1931
01:24:34mercedes-benz
01:24:35grozer 770
01:24:37I could flip this for 25 million dollars easy. There's like three of these left on the planet four
01:24:43There's four now
01:24:45Three quarter inch steel reinforced armor plating bullet resistant glass and a 24 karat gold inlay
01:24:52This is a convertible tank and it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs too bad
01:24:57It was driven by nazi scum. It's a shame. We're gonna have to burn it
01:25:00How did they get it down here? Anyway, they carry it down the stairs in little tiny pieces and reassemble through there
01:25:08Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines shafts down here are massive and going for miles
01:25:14Build the bunker bring in the loot seal the shaft bob's your uncle
01:25:19Who's your daddy?
01:25:20That's not how it goes
01:25:22I know
01:25:27Well labels nazis dum-dums
01:25:43Oh
01:25:52Five second rule
01:25:54It's fine. Totally fine
01:25:56Not a scratch on it. Are you sure you don't want to flip this one? I got a guy
01:26:00Let me save you the trouble
01:26:04Your entrances are bullshit
01:26:07egypt
01:26:08Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?
01:26:12All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from soto voce and you led me right to the third egg
01:26:17Which i'm going to take from you now
01:26:20so, uh
01:26:22Hand it over
01:26:24Come on, don't be shy
01:26:28Good job
01:26:42Yeah, how'd she find us I followed you she must have followed me
01:26:50No shit
01:26:54Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side I am on their side they shot at me first
01:27:01How are we gonna get out of here
01:27:05We take that I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs
01:27:09First it ain't going up the stairs
01:27:33Let's go
01:27:39Ah
01:27:53Let's go throw it what now
01:28:09Foreign
01:28:39Foreign
01:29:01Oh
01:29:09Foreign
01:29:26No
01:29:39So
01:29:57Bishop the egg
01:30:09Yeah
01:30:22Shut up
01:30:39So
01:31:02You saved me you left me you love me like crazy
01:31:09Foreign
01:31:14Whoa, whoa shit
01:31:22We're running out of road
01:31:23Hold on to something if we stop they'll catch us then let's get caught we can escape later. It works for me all the time
01:31:31Make sure to kick me off the car. I would like to workshop this idea. Oh shit
01:31:39So
01:32:09So
01:32:16Ah
01:32:18Oh
01:32:36That's just like we drew it up right hardly
01:32:43Partly
01:32:48So
01:32:53Harley
01:33:00You will be missed
01:33:14Damn it partly
01:33:18Partly hey, where are you you big idiot? Are you calling an idiot right here?
01:33:34Did you just choose me over the egg no, well it kind of looks like you did
01:33:38I didn't you went running in there to rescue me. I left my phone in there
01:33:42You only have a finite amount of time to save it stick it in a bag of rice. It's a whole thing
01:33:46You thought I was dead I did not think you were dead I wished you were dead I saw you splashing around hardly hardly
01:33:53Yes. Yes. Okay. I wanted to pull you out save you get your hopes up and then pull you shove you under
01:34:13Look i'm not gonna make a big deal out of this
01:34:17Not gonna gloat. It's not who I am
01:34:19Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you? Yes, of course. Of course they would
01:34:24probably
01:34:25everybody
01:34:27That's not important right now. What's important is that you realize you lost and I won we
01:34:33We won together friendship teamwork
01:34:37It's called the moral of the story and you know something that i've been wanting to say for years
01:34:42to your face is
01:34:44Checkmate
01:34:46That feels good. I've got two eggs. You've got one and you think you won
01:34:51How's that work exactly? I don't have to win in order for you to lose. That's the best part of this whole thing
01:34:57As long as I have the third egg
01:34:59You can't win
01:35:01I don't even care about the money anymore. I mean honestly look at your face right now that face right there
01:35:05Just don't yeah, perfect the resting failure face. I mean in in a word priceless
01:35:10Also, it just gets better as an added bonus
01:35:13My friend here at no extra charge is going to give you
01:35:17a lifetime supply of prison, so
01:35:21That's a nice stand up stand up
01:35:30I told you how this was gonna end
01:35:43So
01:35:47You're right I am the bad guy
01:35:49I know how a confidence game works. Trust me. You don't know me booth
01:35:54You have no idea what i'm capable of
01:36:01What the fuck
01:36:04Look at him resting failure face
01:36:07Priceless
01:36:09This whole time you were working for her not for with like partners. Yeah, we're both the bishop
01:36:15Has he told you where the third egg is yet?
01:36:20I love you. I love you too. Ready?
01:36:25Surprise
01:36:28There are two bishops in chess and a whole lot of pawns
01:36:31Hmm
01:36:33I passed the first egg on to her in bali
01:36:36She took the second egg from sotavoce and the third egg
01:36:38Well, the only way for us to get our hands on it was if you let us write to it, which you did
01:36:44I thought for sure you were gonna see through my we're not partners. I gotta clear my name. I'm johnny law blah blah blah blah
01:36:50You know to be honest with you. I thought I might have laid it on a little too thick in the prison
01:36:53No, honey, you were so good. Really appreciate that. What did you think you think it was too much? I have notes
01:37:00Otherwise pretty good pretty good. All right. Well, let's just
01:37:03Rewind for one second here
01:37:05you
01:37:06Electrocuted him you went downtown. Yes, by the way that hurt like hell. I know i'm so
01:37:12sorry
01:37:13I had to
01:37:16Oh things would be it was the only way he could pass you a key to sleep the cops
01:37:22How did you how did you get free
01:37:25well anyhow
01:37:27The egg yeah that gun is soaking wet there's no way I'm not a navy seal
01:37:35Third egg. Thank you. Let's take a walk
01:37:45What was all a lie even the sob story about your dad no, my dad was a con man and I hated him
01:37:53So I decided to become better than he ever was beat him in his own game
01:37:57I
01:37:59I
01:38:01I
01:38:03I
01:38:05I
01:38:07I
01:38:09I
01:38:11I
01:38:13I
01:38:15I
01:38:17I
01:38:19I
01:38:21I
01:38:24See I always appreciate a quality double cross serious question though you guys have any sunblock I have no base. This is a spray tan
01:38:40A beautiful event like tonight's happens only once in a father's life
01:38:46That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry
01:38:51I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other
01:39:01A gift fit for a queen my cleopatra
01:39:09Behold for the first time in two millennia all three treasure eggs have been reunited
01:39:21I
01:39:32Found a love
01:39:44Ed sheeran who knew god, he's so cute. I found a girl
01:39:50Beautiful and sweet
01:39:54Well, I never knew you were the someone waiting for me. Yeah, I like that guy
01:40:01This is an interpol police action remain in your seats. This will be over shortly
01:40:12Cheers cheers. Oh my god, don't touch me. Excuse me
01:40:21Oh
01:40:23We'll take those. Thank you very much. Let's get out of here
01:40:30Possession of stolen nazi loot is a crime. You're under arrest father of the bride. This is outrageous
01:40:40Get off me, do you know who I am? I was in game of thrones. I'm ed sheeran, bitch
01:40:50So
01:41:13This gouda is disappointing
01:41:16It's a fancy yacht. You think they could stock some decent cheeses
01:41:20That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork
01:41:25I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming
01:41:28Surprised to see me. Well, we're just surprised it took you so long to find us. Oh, I actually I came aboard yesterday
01:41:35You weren't the only one who was crying at the end of your love making
01:41:38You know funny story after dos picked me up on the beach
01:41:41Looks like you ran out of friends. She sent me the only place on earth that actually is worse than her instagram account
01:41:46But then I remembered that i'm pretty good at escaping from things so I did
01:41:57Look am I upset about what happened back on the beach? Absolutely not
01:42:01All's fair in love and eggs. I came to congratulate you both great. Glad you approve. What do you want?
01:42:06Well, i'm big on forgiveness. I always have been but i'm not so big on forgetness. What are you talking about?
01:42:12What?
01:42:14I'm talking about my twist ending
01:42:16You know the 300 million you guys got in the eggs before you double crossed the billionaire nice touch, by the way
01:42:22Anyhow, I gave our friend inspector dos a little jingle and I tipped her off about that secure cayman island account
01:42:27You stashed it in turns out. It's not as secure as one might hope
01:42:33Take it all
01:42:38See now we're even
01:42:41If everyone loses no one gets the money we can all be friends again cut the shit. What's the offer?
01:42:46There's a new score double the payout triple the challenge. Plus here's the best part. It's a three thief job
01:42:53And let me guess if we don't say yes, then inspector dos is on our way right now to arrest us
01:42:58Yes in very fast boats
01:43:00You know what? I think is funny booth vin diesel's audition tape for cats it exists
01:43:05The fact that you think that the two of us would ever team up with you get off the boat great
01:43:09I'll uh, send you both the sharpened toothbrush
01:43:13Wait stop
01:43:17Look we need a new score now. Anyway, I know he drives you crazy, but he's good and you two work well together
01:43:24No, we don't we kind of do
01:43:28Do you trust me always do you love me big time that's all we need
01:43:35What are we stealing yes
01:44:05Foreign
01:44:31Ready what could possibly go wrong?
01:44:35everything
01:44:51But the nurses is loving me saying the best part of the day is my half feeding me breakfast
01:45:06Oh, come on
01:45:30The preacher for your sins get on your knees say amen
01:45:35My red dot on your back
01:45:39And now you're on my way
01:45:41Foreign
01:46:11Crossed the wall on your knees and cried
01:46:15Got my red dot on your back
01:46:20And now you're on my lap
01:46:29And now you're on my lap
01:46:37And now you're on my lap
01:46:41Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run.
01:47:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:47:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:48:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:48:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:49:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:49:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:50:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:50:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:51:11oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:51:41Don't miss me too much! Ta-ta!
01:52:11you
01:52:41you
01:53:11you
01:53:41you
01:54:11you