The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:00Oh!
00:02I call her and say, where's the shake?
00:04It's for the wedding, sir. You can see for yourself.
00:12Sir.
00:13Is this a shake or a banana shake?
00:16Where are you from?
00:20Where?
00:20I'm from Sasuji Pavlago.
00:26One minute.
00:27Everything else is fine.
00:28You call a shake a banana shake?
00:33No, sir. I'm a banana shake.
00:36I'm a shake in your daughter's love.
00:38I see.
00:40Amazing, sir.
00:42Love can make a person into anything.
00:45When did you meet my daughter for the first time?
00:49At breakfast.
00:50You were sleeping then.
00:54I see.
00:56When did you meet her for the second time?
00:58At lunch.
00:59You were sleeping then too.
01:01So, why did you come to take my permission?
01:05When I'll sleep for the third time, I'll marry her.
01:07What's the matter?
01:10No, sir.
01:11I won't marry without your permission.
01:14That's why I'm here as a shake.
01:16How can you be a shake?
01:18First, you should believe that you're worthy of being a shake.
01:24Isn't it?
01:26Yes, sir.
01:27You haven't become a shake yet.
01:29Got it?
01:31This will tell you once and for all
01:36whether you're worthy of being a shake or not.
01:45Say it.
01:47Long live dates.
01:52Long live dates.
01:54Long live dates.
01:55Long live dates.
01:57Hey!
02:00Long live dates.
02:08Now say it.
02:10Long live camels.
02:19Long live camels.
02:25Now say it.
02:28Long live camels.
02:31Shake Ali.
02:32Shake Ali.
02:33Shake Ali.
02:36Long live dates.
02:39I don't have any objection to that.
02:41But long live camels.
02:45Long live them.
02:46And long live will remain.
02:48Long live.