The Kapil Sharma Show
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00:00Kapil, I am very happy today.
00:05You have invited Sunny Deol and Hamesha Patel.
00:09Not Hamesha Patel, Ameesha Patel.
00:12They are going to stay as Hamesha Patel only.
00:14Kapil Sharma will not become Sharma, he will stay as Patel only.
00:18What are you saying?
00:20Brother, he is the Sheikh of our locality.
00:23He is fake.
00:24He comes whenever he is free.
00:26I come whenever I am free, brother.
00:29But today I was watching from behind.
00:31What does he do?
00:33It takes 3 hours for him.
00:35A big round of applause for him.
00:36What is the matter, Kapil?
00:38I really love you.
00:40What does he do?
00:41It takes 3 hours for him.
00:43What does he do?
00:45I really want to say one thing, brother.
00:48There are still 2-3 episodes left.
00:50Then our season will end.
00:53I will say, it is not like that.
00:55Friends, coming to Bombay from Punjab.
00:59Making your own place.
01:01Getting respect.
01:03Getting love from people.
01:05It is not a small thing.
01:07I say it from my heart, I am a big fan of Deol family.
01:13I am a big fan of Deol family.
01:18Very nice.
01:25But I want to say one thing, I say it from my heart.
01:28All these things fit on him.
01:30A big round of applause for him.
01:34What is the matter, brother?
01:36I really liked it.
01:38I really liked your work ethics.
01:41As Gadhar 2 is coming.
01:43Only 2 people came for the promotion.
01:45Only 2 people.
01:47Otherwise, people come here for the film.
01:5015 people come here for the promotion.
01:54And some people don't even know how to make a film.
01:56Still they come and sit here.
02:03Don't get angry.
02:04Make a film.
02:09I really tried a lot to meet you all.
02:13But my aunt has 3 sons.
02:16Don't meet them.
02:17You will get angry.
02:18Why?
02:19My aunt has 3 sons.
02:21One is Aslam Tariq.
02:23One is Yusuf Tariq.
02:24And one is Nadeem Tariq.
02:26And the whole world knows that
02:28Tariq on Tariq, Tariq on Tariq,
02:30the soldier gets angry.
02:33And why does Tariq get angry on Tariq on Tariq?
02:36Because Tariq on Tariq has never got justice.
02:39And today for the first time he has got justice.
02:42How?
02:43I am Insaaf Sheikh sir.
02:48I...
02:52I can't tell you.
02:54I am a big fan of yours sir.
02:56You are very nice.
02:57I went to see Gadar 2 with my uncle.
03:00But there was a big problem later.
03:03What?
03:04You left with a car.
03:06You fell in love.
03:07He left with a car and he was jailed.
03:10Why?
03:11Why jail?
03:12Because he left with a car full of money from the bank.
03:15The police caught him.
03:16Car full of money.
03:18And you know the police of Dubai.
03:20The police of Dubai were so strict.
03:23They beat him so badly.
03:26Sir, for the first time I have seen such a big Sheikh
03:29crying in a lady's voice.
03:32Very, very...
03:35Anyway, I sat down with my family.
03:38Brother's son got married.
03:40A big round of applause for Karan.
03:42Many congratulations to you.
03:45Brother, we love you a lot.
03:48And we respect you a lot.
03:50So for Karan, specially in Dubai
03:534 days and 3 nights stay is free from us.
03:58You just have to give me 3 crore rupees separately.
04:01Oh my God.
04:03Hey Sheikh, the package is free.
04:05So why 3 crores?
04:06No, the package is free.
04:07I will make a hotel in 3 crores.
04:09I will give him a room in that.
04:11I mean, I don't want to consider myself a poor Sheikh.
04:14Sir, I am not poor.
04:16We were very poor before.
04:18We were from a very poor family.
04:20But because of you, we became rich.
04:22Because of him?
04:23Because of him.
04:24How?
04:25I saw a donkey.
04:26In that, you raise your hands and feet, right?
04:29So my wife and Archana got very angry.
04:33So I raised my hands and feet in anger at home.
04:36Oil came out from inside.
04:38I became rich.
04:40This happened with me.
04:43I want to tell you one thing.
04:47Ms. Amisha, don't go to places like Shimla, Kulu Manali.
04:55Why?
04:56You are so beautiful.
04:58You are so pretty.
04:59You are so hot.
05:00If you go there, all the ice will melt.
05:05Really.
05:06Even I don't go to places with ice.
05:10Even you are hot.
05:13I am asking you.
05:16Why are you asking me?
05:17Ask in Dubai.
05:18Sir, I am so hot that I don't even wear a sweater.
05:22It is already very hot in Dubai.
05:23Who wears a sweater?
05:24Please explain this to my uncle.
05:26In 60 degrees, my uncle wore a sweater and left.
05:31Then?
05:32Then what? He left.
05:38Mr. Sheikh, what are you doing here?
05:41Actually, it is a father's emotion.
05:44You got Karan married.
05:46I have a daughter.
05:48I am thinking of getting her married.
05:50Okay.
05:51You have experience.
05:52You must have met the bride's family.
05:55I have seen a boy, Sheikh.
05:57I will call him now.
05:59Okay.
06:00Please give me some judgment.
06:02If you like him, do this.
06:04If you don't like him, do this.
06:06Okay.
06:07And you do this.
06:09When do I have to do this?
06:10Do it whenever you want.
06:11I will like it.
06:12Keep doing it.
06:13I will like it.
06:14So...