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00:00Maybe we should do it like the Robbie Williams documentary,
00:02like it'd just be in my pants.
00:04We'll just do it regular.
00:08I genuinely think I might be one of the most inadequate people
00:11you could possibly imagine to become a dad.
00:14How am I going to do it?
00:17I'm just quite scared.
00:18I don't feel prepared yet because, I don't know, I'm a bit of an idiot.
00:23I was going to say dreamer.
00:26Just a suggestion.
00:27Jack, come and be useful, please.
00:29Don't get down at the business end of things.
00:32I mean, your mother had a check.
00:33I don't want to hear about the business end of things
00:36when my mother was giving birth to me.
00:39I've been wearing it so that I understand what it's like to be pregnant.
00:42What have you come as?
00:43This is also the body I plan to have once I become a dad.
00:49Gives you what would feel like a contraction.
00:51Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:54I've cast away my immaturity.
00:57Unbelievable.
01:00What are the technological advancements that could help me become a better parent?
01:04She reminds me a bit of my wife.
01:07Michael.
01:09I'm going to emerge from this experience as a new man.
01:12Daddy, please help me.
01:14Hillary, get a towel.
01:16I feel like a sausage in a skin, yes.
01:20Michael, come back.
01:22R.I.P. Jack the Lad.
01:23Long live Jack the Dad.