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00:00Alls I know is when I was a kid, I'd sit in my room and I'd dream about being a super villain.
00:06My mom would knock on the door and say,
00:08Chuck, what are you doing in there?
00:09And I'd say, not masturbating.
00:12And she'd say, that feels like something a masturbator would say while masturbating.
00:15And I'd be all like, Mom, I will tell you when I masturbate!
00:18Jesus fuck! Stop telling that nasty-ass story.
00:21Time to wicked!
00:31Ooh, it's wet. It's gross.
00:38We must prepare for All Out War!
00:42All Out War!
00:45Hell yeah!