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00:00Good thing I've got a 90-degree dangle.
00:02Joel, stop it!
00:04You will never be Troy!
00:06Why are you trying to be like Troy?
00:08D***.
00:09The right triangle's longest side
00:11is called the hypotenuse.
00:13And it's this side here.
00:14Hey.
00:16I wish I were high on potenuse.
00:21I wish I was high on potenuse.
00:23Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:36Mr. Morris, it's very funny.
00:38It's very funny, but let's get back to the lesson.
00:42And we can see the longest one,
00:44where it goes from this point...
00:45That was my joke.
00:47I know, man. That was hilarious.
00:49I've labeled them here, A, B, and C.
00:51No, but, I mean, I said that.
00:53I said it. I said it.
00:55I said that.
00:56Please, please, Mr. Jackson,
00:58keep your comments to yourself.
01:02Now, the hypotenuse...
01:04That's right.
01:10Mr. Morris, and you really got me on that one.
01:12Oh, so great.
01:14Oh, oh, Principal Martel.
01:15Principal Martel, come here. Come here. Come here.
01:17Tell Principal Martel what you said, Troy.
01:20Oh, she was talking about the hypotenuse,
01:23and I said, I wish I was high on potenuse.
01:29I'm sorry. He likes it.
01:35Principal Martel's cool.
01:39That's very funny.
01:40Principal Martel. Principal Martel, I said that.
01:43Mr. Jackson, that is enough.
01:46What I said at first.
01:48Mr. Iglesias. Mr. Iglesias.
01:50Yes. Come in. Come in.
01:52Yeah. What's up, people?
01:54Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is touring the local schools
01:57today for a charity he's working on.
01:59Tell him what you said. Tell him what you said.
02:01Oh, I wish I was high on potenuse.
02:06Oh, my God. That is clever. That is clever.
02:10Very funny. Very funny.
02:12Right? No, thanks.
02:13Mr. Iglesias. Mr. Iglesias, I'm your biggest fan.
02:17That was my joke.
02:18You know, it's not really cool, buddy,
02:19to take credit for other people's jokes.
02:22Hey, listen. Funny stuff.
02:23I'm doing this big tour right now.
02:25You want to see about maybe we could talk about you opening?
02:26I need an opener.
02:29Sure.
02:31What do you think? Is that okay?
02:31Of course. Of course it is.
02:33Oh, what?
02:35Oh, my God.
02:38Good talent, man.
02:39It's nice to meet you. Thanks so much.
02:40That's like a Richard Pryor. Get over here, man.
02:41Come on. Richard Pryor.
02:44He deserved it.
02:46All right, so across from the longest side
02:48is a 90-degree angle.
02:51Good thing I've got a 90-degree dangle.
02:53Joel, stop it!
02:55You will never be Troy!
02:57Why are you trying to be like Troy?
03:00D***.
03:02Eh, too nerdy, girl?
03:04So, the hypotenuse...
03:06D***.
03:08What the f*** is going on?
03:14I would have missed my fans.
03:16I would have missed my fans right here!
03:18Oh, my God!