• 2 months ago
RED ONE - DWAYNE JOHNSON
Transcript
00:00497, 498, 499, 500.
00:10Let's go, Abby.
00:11Got it.
00:13Looking strong, Nick.
00:14Gone, brush your shoulders off.
00:16Red 1 is on the move.
00:19Evening, ladies.
00:20What are you so excited about?
00:22Of course, your boyfriend's here.
00:24Okay.
00:25Okay.
00:29Who's with Red?
00:31Reach!
00:33Someone took Nick.
00:36We're gonna find him.
00:37I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley.
00:39He's probably the best tracker in the world.
00:43The guy's a legend.
00:48What am I doing here?
00:49Last night, Red 1, also known as St. Nicholas of Myra,
00:52was abducted from the North Pole Complex.
00:56What are you saying?
00:57Santa Claus has been kidnapped?
01:00Garcia?
01:02What the hell?
01:03You can't trust this guy.
01:04He's on the list.
01:05You don't mean...
01:06Yes, that list.
01:07NL4.
01:08Are you telling me this clown is a level 4 naughty lister?
01:12A level 4 naughty lister?
01:14Oh, is that funny to you?
01:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:16You're gonna help us find Nick.
01:20Come on, let's go.
01:23Grab a car.
01:24For what?
01:29You don't have a Wonder Woman action figure, do you?
01:31It's not how it works. Come on.
01:35There is much in here that is not of the natural world.
01:38Who's that?
01:39Krampus.
01:40What are they doing?
01:41They're playing crappish slop.
01:46I think if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car.
01:51We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas.
01:56There's worse ways to go out than trying to save Santa Claus.
02:06We got snowmen!
02:21That was... so disturbing.
02:34Interesting.
02:35My turn!
02:37Oh, my God.
02:41Is my face still there?
02:42Yeah, yeah, you look... good.