• 2 months ago
Aired (September 4, 2024): Humandang kiligin to the highest level kapag nakita niyo sa malapitan si ‘Piolo Pascual’ kalokalike ng Bataan! #GMANetwork


Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez.


Monday to Saturday, 12NN on #GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso


Watch It's Showtime full episodes here:
https://www.gmanetwork.com/fullepisodes/home/its_showtime

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00Everyone, please come up to the stage. Our contestant number 3 will be the LVP.
00:30What's up, badlung people! It's me, Jornell Sevilla, the Piolo Paskuan of Balangas City Bataan.
00:46Proud Bataenyo!
00:48Guys, guys, calm down. This is just me, Piolo, the ultimate hard-drug that attracts a lot of leading ladies.
01:07What right do you have to ask for something that you were given?
01:11I deserve an explanation. I deserve an acceptable reason.
01:22He has a background in the scene.
01:35He's an expert now.
01:40Don't ever think that you are my lover.
02:00Jornell Sevilla, the Piolo Paskuan of Bataan.
02:03So that's how it is. If you're the lead in the movie and you also sing the theme song?
02:07Yes.
02:08So that's how it is.
02:09He's the lead, but Renz Verano is the theme song.
02:12Renz Verano has a better voice.
02:15Hi, Peach. How are you?
02:17I'm good.
02:18He has a different approach.
02:20Yes, his eyes.
02:21And personally, he's more of a Piolohini.
02:24He's also a side view.
02:25You know, the Piolo, the one who's already close, he's already a Piolo.
02:28He just didn't make it because he doesn't have an RFID.
02:30The one who's already close, he's already a Piolo.
02:33But all of a sudden, he's being staffed.
02:35He's being staffed.
02:37He's being staffed.
02:38Even the nose.
02:39The nose.
02:40Even the nose.
02:41The real nose, your friend just pointed it at you.
02:45Because there are some noses that you point at your friend and you don't know that you're just being staffed.
02:50Correct.
02:51So, the eyes.
02:54The eyes and the mouth expression.
02:56The nose.
02:57The jaw.
02:58Yes.
02:59The jaw.
03:00The tongue.
03:02I'm working on it right now.
03:03Can you see the tongue?
03:04That's how the Piolo's tongue looks like.
03:05Let me see.
03:06When he does that.
03:08That's amazing.
03:10How does he laugh?
03:14Cartoon Network.
03:15So, the Piolo is from Cartoon Network.
03:17I thought he was from ABCD.
03:19That's how he laughs in real life.
03:21How does he laugh?
03:23That's amazing.
03:24How does he get scared?
03:30That's okay.
03:31And also that.
03:34It's like he's biting his lips.
03:36Yes.
03:37How long have you been keeping Piolo Pascual alive?
03:41Actually, one year.
03:43Only 2023.
03:44Just recently.
03:45At the start.
03:46The Malayari.
03:48What?
03:49Malayari.
03:50After the Malayari.
03:51Yes.
03:52Just recently.
03:53Who told you that Piolo looks like you?
03:56On TikTok as well.
03:58The followers.
04:00That's why I made a joke.
04:02Papi is really funny.
04:03But what do you do on TikTok?
04:05What's your content?
04:06They cook canton.
04:08They dance.
04:09They cook canton, right?
04:10And Piolo Pascual.
04:11He also sings.
04:12He also dances.
04:13He also sings.
04:14He also livestreams.
04:15Oh, you also sing?
04:16Yes.
04:17Is that what you sang earlier?
04:18Yes.
04:19That's usually what gives me the motivation to have income.
04:29I use Papapii.
04:31That's why he's a big help to me.
04:34But you met him in person.
04:36Papapii.
04:37Yes.
04:38Really?
04:39That was the last time.
04:40Papapii should come here so you can see him.
04:42But he didn't make it because of the rain.
04:44But Pepapik is here.
04:45Pepapik.
04:46Oh, Pepapik.
04:47I thought Papapik came to me.
04:48Papapik didn't come but Pepapik came.
04:51You don't like that.
04:52So, how's your love life now, Papapii?
04:55For now, we're busy with work.
05:00You've been busy for 30 years, Papapii.
05:02But we'll get there.
05:03We'll get there.
05:04Now, we're busy with work.
05:05You'll be the first ones to know.
05:06Madlam people.
05:09So, Papapii is single now.
05:10Why does Papapii always do that?
05:12What?
05:13Papapii always does that.
05:14And that.
05:15How?
05:16Why?
05:17Why?
05:18Take it.
05:19That's not how Papapii does it.
05:20Take it.
05:21Take Papapii.
05:22I'm so jealous of him.
05:24It's easy for you to do that.
05:27Because he knows.
05:29He's like that.
05:31He's like that.
05:34The back.
05:36What's the back?
05:37Oh, not that.
05:38Papa Jack.
05:39He's Papa Jack.
05:41Hey!
05:42He's Papa Jack.
05:44Okay, what's your favorite movie, Papapii?
05:48Malyari, of course.
05:50How's your acting in Malyari?
05:53It's hard.
05:57Oh, he's going to throw up.
05:58He's going to throw up.
05:59He's going to throw up.
06:01He's going to throw up.
06:02He threw up in Malyari.
06:03He threw up and he was buried.
06:05There's a scene where he's buried in the ground.
06:08That's what it is.
06:09He threw up and he was buried in the ground.
06:12How?
06:13How?
06:15I don't want to die.
06:17That's a terrible movie.
06:19It's beautiful.
06:20That's a terrible movie.
06:21It's beautiful.
06:23Father Juan Severino.
06:24Father Juan Severino.
06:25Okay, okay.
06:26Malyari.
06:29I don't want to die.
06:31I don't want to die.
06:38He's so good.
06:39His acting.
06:40And that's how it is.
06:41After that, I'll be like this.
06:43You'll be like this.
06:44After that, I'll be like this.
06:45You'll be like this.
06:46You'll be like this.
06:47You'll be like this.
06:49That's so cool.
06:51You'll be like that during shooting tomorrow.
06:52You'll be like that during shooting tomorrow.
06:54I'll do that.
06:55After that, I'll be like this.
06:56After that, I'll be like this.
06:57Jun Lala.
07:00Is it okay, Drek?
07:02But do you really act?
07:04Yes.
07:05Where did you go?
07:06Where did you go?
07:07It started in our school.
07:08It started in our school.
07:10So, I have a workshop too.
07:12You have a theater guild.
07:13You have a theater guild.
07:14You have a theater guild.
07:15Theater drama.
07:16Theater drama.
07:17Let's do a play like that.
07:18Let's do a play like that.
07:20It was during the
07:40to smile way back then
07:42Just feel like she used to be
07:44way back when they strut
07:46But something got them
07:48waiting
07:50for this magic moment
07:56Just feel like she used to smile
07:58way back then
08:00Just feel like she used to be
08:02way back when they strut
08:04But something got them
08:06waiting for this magic
08:08magic moment
08:38Kalokalike
08:40Maraming Kaloma
08:42Maraming Kaloma
08:44Maraming Kaloma
08:46Maraming Kaloma
08:48Maraming Kaloma
08:50Maraming Kaloma
08:52Maraming Kaloma
08:54Maraming Kaloma
08:56Maraming Kaloma
08:58Maraming Kaloma
09:00Maraming Kaloma
09:02Maraming Kaloma
09:04Maraming Kaloma
09:06That's all I can say
09:08because I've never seen
09:10Papa P dance
09:12One of the best actors in our country
09:14Papa P
09:16Of course!
09:18But his face is really
09:20Kalokalike
09:22Even his action
09:24is very respectable
09:26because Papa P moves a lot
09:28His
09:30He doesn't move
09:32Maybe you guys
09:34have a Kalokalike
09:36That's what I can't say
09:38Who is my Kalokalike
09:40Of course, only the Madlang People
09:42Okay, thank you!
09:44Thank you so much!
09:46Back to you guys!
09:48Maraming salamat Iron and Ryan
09:50Ngay naman pakingan na natin ang komento
09:52ng ating horado, Ms. Rufa May Quinto
09:54Yes, hello
09:56Madlang People, I'm here
09:58Ang bakasasabi ko lang
10:00kay Jornel
10:02kay Papa P
10:04parang talaga namang Kalokalike mo siya
10:06parang marami ka ring talent
10:08pero mas importante daw dito siya
10:10Kalokalike
10:12yung kamuka
10:14ay yung Kalokalike nga
10:16pares ng face
10:18so I think okay naman
10:20Kalokalike ka ni Papa P
10:22pero sandali lang
10:24luwagan mo lang konti yung pantalon mo
10:26kasi parang sumikip
10:28masikip, diba?
10:30ganun ba si Papa P?
10:32yun, yun lang ang
10:34comment ko
10:36pero kanina maluwag yan
10:38sumikip, ano?
10:40noong lahanginan
10:42Maraming maraming
10:44Maraming maraming salamat
10:46horado Rufa May Quinto

Recommended

4:05
I
Up next
It's Showtime: Christian Antolin, KALOKALIKE DAW NI IVANA ALAWI? (Throwbox)
GMA Network
4:00
It's Showtime: 'McCoy de Leon, pinangalanan ang pinakaayaw sa HASHTAG members! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
2:43
It's Showtime: 'Stephen Curry,' magaling palang SUMAYAW ng BUDOTS?! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:49
It’s Showtime: Ogie, BUONG LOOB NA SINABING MAGANDA SI MEME VICE! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:00
It's Showtime: Vhong Navarro, ISANG PAMANTAYAN NG KAGWAPUHAN! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
16:53
It's Showtime: HUMATAW AT MAKI-TWERK IT LIKE MILEY kasama si 'Toni Fowler' ng Mindoro (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
15:04
It's Showtime: Enjoy ang SWAG fest na dala ni 'Skusta Clee' kalokalike ng Bulacan! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:03
It's Showtime: ‘Ninong Ry,’ HANDANG IPAGLUTO NG PINAKBET ANG MGA BASHERS! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
19:40
It's Showtime: Mga taga-Barangay 8, Caloocan, susubukin ang suwerte sa THROWBOX! (Throwbox)
GMA Network
12:48
It's Showtime: Maki-ROCK N' ROLL kasama si 'Arci Munoz' ng Bulacan! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
4:58
It's Showtime: Rufa Mae, may nakakaWINDANG na komento kay ‘Awra Briguela’! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:00
It's Showtime: ‘Toni Fowler’ at Negi, nag-SHOWDOWN SA HATAWAN! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
2:48
It's Showtime: Miracle in Cell No. 7, the Showing Bulilit edition! (Showing Bulilit)
GMA Network
4:43
It's Showtime: Dalawang kalokalike ni ‘BINI Gwen,’ NAG-SHOWDOWN! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
21:28
It's Showtime: Mamangha sa malupit na tumbling skills ni 'Awra Briguela' ng Cebu! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
11:59
It's Showtime: Abutin ang mga PANGARAP kasama si 'BINI Jhoanna' ng Davao! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:43
It’s Showtime: ‘Wilbert Ross,’ NAPASABAK SA AKTINGAN kasama sina Kim at Bela! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
14:51
It's Showtime: Humandang ma-in love sa signature smile ni 'Long Mejia' ng Rizal! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
6:17
It's Showtime: ‘KC,’ SUMABAK SA AKTINGAN kasama sina Kim Chiu at ‘Paulo Avelino’! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
13:32
It's Showtime: Humataw sa sayawan at kantahan kasama si ‘Usher’ ng Cavite! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:26
It's Showtime: ‘It’s Showtime’ hosts, NAMANGHA sa hulmahan ni ‘Ely Buendia' kalokalike (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:24
It's Showtime: ‘Vaness Wu’ kalokalike, may mensahe kay ‘Dao Ming Si’ kalokalike! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
11:14
It's Showtime: Makisaya sa 90s VIBES na dala ni 'Ely Buendia' kalokalike from Pasay! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
9:04
It's Showtime: Tara’t lutuan ng pancit ang BASHERS kasama si ‘Ninong Ry’ ng Pasig! (Kalokalike)
GMA Network
3:06
It's Showtime: Chinita Princess Kim Chiu, may trivia na, nag-PROMOTE PA! (Throwbox)
GMA Network