The Human Tornado Full Movie
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00:02:00Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, Mr. Doleman.
00:02:09Yes, I have been rough, and you know, I'm also tough.
00:02:13I'm bad and sometimes I get very mad.
00:02:16I've been known to be mean.
00:02:19But right now y'all can look and see that I'm damn show clean
00:02:31I see a lot of lovely people in this house tonight
00:02:35Look at this big fat man
00:02:46Well, I say one thing he can lay heavy, but he'll never go deep
00:02:58I bet he tells the average girl. You may not know I'm in there, but you'll damn sure know I'm on there
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00:03:07See this big fat lady with him my my my my my young lady
00:03:10You got the same damn thing them little skinny gals got
00:03:13What a damn sight more of it
00:03:16Is that your husband ain't that a damn shame? You need you a little skinny man, baby
00:03:22You and that man get into bed together and try to do y'all's thing would be a mission impossible
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00:03:37Get as much as you but I don't have to take all that shit
00:03:41Young lady went out with her boyfriend the other night and he got in the bed with and pulled out somebody like my little fang
00:03:48She looked at it. Why you no screwing pencil?
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00:03:55Tell you what I will do for you that you can't do nothing for me with a joint that small
00:04:00Then I'll give you $50 that you can hurt me
00:04:05He's screwed up three times and hit in the head with a rock
00:04:12In this house tonight, if you don't believe it look over here, baby
00:04:18You you are so ugly you stop this motion picture from running
00:04:23Let's look like you're wearing a turtleneck sweater. I had a brother look just like you
00:04:28He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death
00:04:37Two soldiers went to Vietnam a black soldier in a white soldier
00:04:41Can you dig it and they come all the way back home in the people and lose the honor?
00:04:46So we're gonna give y'all anything that y'all want. They looked at the white soldier said young man. What do you want?
00:04:51Well, I'll tell y'all what I want. I
00:04:54Want me ten thousand dollars and a Lincoln Continental to drive
00:04:59They said we're gonna get that fight. Then they looked at the brothers. They said brother. What would you like the brother said? Well
00:05:06Y'all can give me a dollar and a half from the head of my ding-a-ling down to my balls
00:05:12They said brother brother, don't you want no more than that?
00:05:16He said no, that's all I want
00:05:18So he pulled it out and they put it down the head at the end of it
00:05:21Then they put another dollar half on it and another dollar. Hey, no, but don't
00:05:26Another dollar. Hey, and one of those fellas look at him said nigger. Where is your balls at?
00:05:35He said in Vietnam
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00:05:44Young lady took her boyfriend out with other of the night, you know
00:05:48She got in the bed with him and baby. He did his thing before we could get on top of
00:05:53And he looked at it said go in the kitchen and fix me some food
00:05:58She went in the kitchen and brought him a head of lettuce and a bowl of carrots
00:06:04He looked at us that why in the world did you bring me these carrots and lettuce out here?
00:06:09She looked at him said motherfucker you fuck like a rabbit you might as well eat like
00:06:18And this is what I call a nigga that always want to get in the show
00:06:24This is the kind of nigga that'll fall in a bathtub and turn around and bite the bubble
00:06:29Ladies and gentlemen tonight has been a pleasure. Thank you for letting us be
00:06:59You
00:07:23Really came at a bad time
00:07:26I'm very very busy
00:07:30Relax take off your fangs and I'll see you later
00:07:40I've invited you all here
00:07:43to inform you
00:07:44That the money drive that was planned
00:07:47Six months ago by our planning committee to purchase a new boys home
00:07:51Has been called abruptly closed
00:07:59But along with the bad news, it's always good news
00:08:03I'm going to allow the man
00:08:07Your friend in mind
00:08:22I'm so glad you could come
00:08:25As you know, I've had a lot of hard knocks
00:08:28And a lot of trials and tribulations
00:08:31And
00:08:33I've had a lot of success
00:08:36And I think it's a shame for anyone successful
00:08:41Not to share it with others
00:08:44So today I'm doing something that I've wanted to do for a long time
00:08:50I'm giving my home and its entirety
00:08:54To the gentleman that started the drive for the boys home
00:09:02Let us now talk to some of our distinguished guests
00:09:23Oh
00:09:31Right, let's get this shit over I ain't got all day
00:09:37Dolomite you're worth every damn cent I pay
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00:09:50Guess I'll stop the car
00:09:56Look he under something's going on up. There's that big house
00:10:02Are you right something is going on up there? Hey, why don't them people up there is having a party?
00:10:09God damn Jester that ain't no people
00:10:12niggas
00:10:13Well, bye. God, you're right. Mother says niggas. Well, well, I gotta be niggas because it ain't Halloween is it?
00:10:31All right, all right, I owe you 30 minutes
00:10:38Sure, it's an emergency
00:10:41Don't let your hands up. Oh, shoot. Sure. It's me Charlie
00:10:48What the hell's the matter with you Charlie?
00:10:52Well, I'm sorry sheriff, but there's big trouble brewing
00:10:58You gotta be wrong Charlie we don't lie none of that around here
00:11:02Yeah, well the ones who's causing the trouble must not know that
00:11:06these niggas
00:11:08Well, you know that big house sets up on the hill that fancy niggas house. Yeah
00:11:15Well, there's a bunch more niggas up there
00:11:18You fooling me boy
00:11:20Nah, I just talked to Jethro Goodloe said there's a whole bunch of them up there just carrying on something awful
00:11:29Does it Charlie that does it
00:11:32That does it
00:11:35You round up some of the men ain't gonna be no niggas left up on that hill when we get through with them
00:11:56That's a sheriff's kind
00:12:02Oh man, I wonder what the fuck he wants, I don't know but he sure is in a hurry
00:12:13All right you men
00:12:18When we get up there I want you men to spread around that house like horseshit
00:12:26Shoot the kill if you have to come on, let's go
00:12:33Hey, we better go warn everybody
00:12:37All right, everybody listen sheriff is coming he's got a lot of men with
00:13:02All
00:13:06Right, I'll you niggas put your hands on top of your nappy hitch
00:13:21Sure, what are you doing? You know, we ain't done nothing. I'll ask the questions. You just listen boy
00:13:28Look sheriff ain't no boys around here. Just me and you dig
00:13:35Just say the word sheriff
00:13:51Maybe this cute little black finger you can tell me who they
00:13:58That nigga is around here
00:14:03How's about it
00:14:07Honey child
00:14:09Oh
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00:15:39So y'all don't believe I jump, huh? So what's this good shit?
00:15:43Oh
00:16:13That's a snowball in hell
00:16:18That motherfucker caught me in the bed with his wife now, you want to try to take my life
00:16:23Both step on it and step on it quick burn some rubber. We're gonna deal with that
00:16:43Oh
00:17:13Oh
00:17:20We can't shake this gravy stopping motherfucker, so turn up in that game
00:17:25I got a plan to make this son of a gun niggas all great
00:17:37Go back to pop that hill as soon as I say let it go let the motherfucker go
00:17:43Oh
00:18:07But he just want to follow me anyhow he think he's bad and ain't got no class
00:18:13I'm gonna wrap this shotgun up his motherfucking ass
00:18:32While you niggas is running we got a lot of running to do because we going to California
00:18:37Hey, come on, man. We go out of California
00:18:41I
00:19:08Am
00:19:10We got to do something I got there be some shoes all right or something
00:19:16Hell don't I mean how in the hell do we get a ride?
00:19:19Hitchhike this all we hitchhike, you know, damn
00:19:23Well, ain't no these hunkies gonna pick up boat niggas out here on the highway by this
00:19:33I'm gonna get a ride. I can get us right
00:19:41You
00:19:46Stop it. We gonna take the motherfucker. Can you dig it? Let's go to the hill and hide fellas
00:20:10You
00:20:20Want a ride honey, yeah
00:20:23My car broke down up the road and well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you a ride
00:20:30for right
00:20:37What are you doing
00:20:41Move over motherfucker and don't say a fucking word
00:21:00By the way, where are we going?
00:21:04We are taking your car and you to sunny, California, can you dig it?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:13You heard it
00:21:16My my I never thought anybody kidnapped me
00:21:20Plus take me to California
00:21:22It must be my lucky day
00:21:25Dreams do come true
00:21:41Boy oh boy good shoes for my feet now, I can go and get me something sweet to eat
00:21:52Good why don't you watch the fuel man?
00:21:57Pull over at the next station and gas up. There's one right over there
00:22:03Sir I've got to use the bathroom. All right, I'm gonna let you use it, but you don't bet not try any shit
00:22:15I'm glad you stop another station man, but I got the beat
00:22:33Oh
00:22:45What do you think this is for
00:22:47Oh
00:22:59Yes, Queen B, that's how it was I
00:23:03Had to off me a motherfucker
00:23:05So me and the boys is on the run to California. Can you dig it?
00:23:17Anytime you want to you know what you couldn't come at a better time because the club is jumping we doing great
00:23:25By the way, how can any bit word a hell out of me about you
00:23:32The way you blew and is mine baby you must be a human tornado. Okay, Queen B. Don't tell I'm coming
00:23:42When I get there, I'm gonna make her think I'm a human tornado, I'll see you in a few days, baby
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00:23:56Good evening everybody and welcome to Queen Beach
00:24:02My name is Jimmy Lynch and I am your local manager bartender and MC
00:24:12Introducing to some and presenting to others Xavier Chapman and his company
00:24:17I
00:24:47Love you
00:25:17I
00:25:48Love
00:25:54Hello
00:25:59Hello, hello Joe, this is Vince Oh
00:26:02How are you?
00:26:04Hey, how's Florida?
00:26:06Florida's fine, but I'm not so well. I don't like your receipts kid
00:26:12Look boss. Look you see if this damn broad down the street, you know, Queen B. Boss. She's competition. This Queen B
00:26:20Queen B. You've been telling me about Queen B for months now Joe
00:26:26Joe you're into this organization for a lot of money
00:26:31Listen to me, will you I swear it's all gonna be taken care of. Just give me a little more time
00:26:35That's how somebody wants to say
00:26:38I look boys. We ain't doing so good. My people are mad at me
00:26:42Now with Queen B's Club taking in all the business my place is coming up like a funeral parlor
00:26:48And my back is in Florida ain't so happy about it
00:26:52They're pressuring me. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do
00:26:56Florida ain't so happy about it
00:26:59That pressure on me
00:27:01This kind of pressure. I don't need
00:27:04Something's gotta be done about it, right?
00:27:06Okay. Now Carl here is gonna act as my enforcer. I
00:27:11Want Queen B's place shut down Jimmy, baby. Yeah
00:27:17We
00:27:19Two more nights like this and
00:27:22Then we can make up for them two lousy weekends he had you know, what what's that mama? What is it?
00:27:28John was really packing a man. I
00:27:31Should have had her here a long time ago right on baby
00:27:34And you know, I ain't seen as many niggas in here so don't I was here and my catch-action tonight was heavy
00:27:41If I was you I'd hold over for a couple of weeks
00:27:52Oh
00:27:57Thank God we don't have to see this place until tomorrow
00:28:00Well, my feet are hurting me. I feel like I want to scream right on job. Oh fix me a drink
00:28:11How do we do tonight Queenie not bad, baby
00:28:14In fact, you can look for a bonus with your check. You deserve it. That's what I like to hear here, baby
00:28:22You work out there tonight you can go anywhere you wanna with me now, what about your lady over here?
00:28:29Oh
00:28:51Kind of
00:28:59Oh
00:29:29Maybe listen teacher
00:29:59Oh
00:30:14Hello, yeah boss we got him we didn't get that Jackson creep, but we got two of the girls good. Nice work
00:30:29Oh
00:30:38This is Cavaletti, I got two of your girls
00:30:42Now I want you to close that joint of yours down and be over here tomorrow night
00:30:47Because if you don't you'll never see him again
00:30:53Hello hello
00:30:55Hello
00:31:26Oh
00:31:39This place gives me a dream. Yeah, me too. I wonder why the boss picked this place for the play. He likes the old lady
00:31:47Besides he gets his nuts watching her torture pretty broads
00:31:55Oh
00:32:21These girls in California as good as this after
00:32:26Boys this is Los Angeles, California
00:32:34I said boys
00:32:46Here's $97. Thanks for the use of your card trouble because
00:32:52I'll take your money, but you didn't cause me any trouble
00:32:55I've always wanted to come to California
00:32:58by the looks of things out here
00:33:01Someone's gonna have to kidnap me to take me back
00:33:08Don't call us a cab
00:33:26You
00:33:43What the hell happened here and the club should be open shouldn't it
00:33:48What ever happened somebody better have a damn good excuse for it, let's make it out the Queen B's out
00:34:04Hey, hey, where are you going ain't nobody home?
00:34:10So, where's everybody at don't know ain't see nobody all day
00:34:13Well, let's go into town and check out some of the clubs I'm sure somebody that can tell us something let's make it
00:34:43I
00:35:02Thought by now we could have done found hurricane Annie
00:35:13Oh
00:35:19My name is Fletcher Weatherspoon, I'm your emcee for the evening
00:35:22Club, Sahara proudly present for your listening pleasure all the way from South
00:35:28America the very beautiful and talented Jeannie
00:35:32Lavelle
00:35:43Oh
00:35:49Good evening gentlemen, welcome to Sahara Club after sir
00:35:56Yes, brother man, you can help us I'm looking for some information Oh
00:36:08That kind of money brother you can get all the information you want
00:36:13I'm looking for a young lady used to work here by the name of Hurricane Annie. Oh
00:36:19Yes, hurricane the gentleman right over there in the base. Oh, baby. You have to say
00:36:33My I heard a lot about you, how you doing very good
00:36:38I'm looking for a young lady by the name of Hurricane Annie and I hear that you may be able to give me some information
00:36:44Oh, oh, yeah hurricane. That's one of my pride dancers. She's working over at the Bonanza Club on 73rd
00:37:07Everybody
00:37:11You must think I'm stupid man, and I'll serve you sir, I am looking for Hurricane Annie Hurricane Annie has just finished her act
00:37:20She's going to change her clothes. If you come in and be seated, I'll have her come over the table. Follow me, please
00:37:30Let's have a great big hand for this
00:37:37I
00:37:59Don't believe it Oh
00:38:01Baby
00:38:06How you been Annie why you leave town without telling me where you were going listen, man
00:38:11I want you to meet three of my friends. This is Doug Bo and Jimmy
00:38:17Meet the hurricane Annie
00:38:23Well, how long you gonna be in town Annie
00:38:27We told me to come at once I went by the club and it's closed Queens place closed
00:38:35Well, that's news to me
00:38:37Did you try her house? Yes
00:38:40Nothing. That's strange. I
00:38:44Got a hunch this is Cavaletti's place getting rich on niggas and dumb honking and
00:38:51I bet you ten to one
00:38:54Queen and her girls is in there
00:38:57You think they in there?
00:38:59Well, let's go baby
00:39:27Oh
00:39:53Good evening and welcome to Cavaletti's 20 grand
00:39:57I want to do it
00:40:04Wait, just would you please give this to the piano?
00:40:27All right, how about that the Ben Taylor trio, all right
00:40:39The Ben Taylor trio
00:40:47Annie it's you baby. It's you what it is
00:40:52Where you been? I seen you there. Oh, I've been here in there, you know
00:40:56Then I want you to meet a good friend of mine Dolemite being the best thing in the world has ever known
00:41:03man, the pleasure is mine
00:41:06Oh
00:41:08You know, I've heard quite a bit about you man quite a bit. I
00:41:13Hope the things that you've heard have been good. Thanks brother. Nothing, but
00:41:19Then we're looking for Queen we understand she's in a jam, you know where she is
00:41:25You know, this job don't pay me the top pays me the same and you know that
00:41:32Give it to me. Oh
00:41:41She's floating around I gotta go I gotta show
00:41:54Oh
00:42:10Queen what's happening? What in the world are you doing in a joint like this? Honest shit done got heavy
00:42:17Cavaletti sent some of his apes down beat me like a dog and kidnapped TC and Java
00:42:24Kidnapped him what you mean?
00:42:27Kidnap him and forced us to come and work for him and said if I didn't come and work for him. He'd kill him
00:42:34Cavaletti must be nuts to think he can get away with some shit like that. Who the hell does he think he is?
00:42:41That's what I want to know he must think he is a new godfather some kind of shit
00:42:53He's pissed cuz I was making more money than he was here you come now look
00:42:58The rice is melting Queen what's with the chatter?
00:43:03Those are just some friends of mine and he was looking for somebody friends
00:43:07I look sweetie since you work for us. You don't can't have any friends. I'll get back to work
00:43:12Oh
00:43:16Folks I want you to know the next act is about to start. I want you to catch it. You'll love it
00:43:43I'll take care of you now, sweetheart. I have other things to do
00:44:03But don't worry I'll be back later
00:44:12I
00:44:23Don't know girl, but whatever it is, it's gotta be quick
00:44:42I
00:44:51Been waiting for you so long
00:44:56Baby good things come to those who wait
00:45:13I
00:45:14See you didn't keep your promise
00:45:17Just look at you
00:45:20But baby, I didn't is it
00:45:25Not too busy to eat I think
00:45:37I got something I want you to do
00:45:42I
00:46:12Give you
00:46:42I
00:46:47Got some shit
00:47:12This wonderful
00:47:42Oh
00:48:12There's a one
00:48:43We checked your mugshot against our file sure
00:48:46We don't have a thing on him
00:48:49But I yet tell he's in these parts
00:48:54Find that nigga
00:48:57It's the last thing I do. Well, good luck to you. We'll do everything we can to help you
00:49:05I'd appreciate that very much. Oh
00:49:09Oh, by the way sheriff, what do you want him for?
00:49:17Murdered my wife
00:49:21I'm sorry. I'll put my best man on it
00:49:38I
00:49:59Got a special assignment for I got one too captain. It's just about to slip through my hands now
00:50:04Look my vacation just started two hours ago. I
00:50:07Know Pete and I am sorry
00:50:10But this is serious, maybe a promotion
00:50:14How serious it's a 187. Have you got an ID captain?
00:50:19Yes
00:50:22Male Negro
00:50:23200 pounds six foot maybe a scar on his left shoulder. We do have a mugshot. Oh
00:50:31That's just great. But do you have a name or an ID?
00:50:34Yes, he goes by the name of dolomite
00:51:04I
00:51:34I
00:52:04I
00:52:21Mean we've got to get TC and Alice away from Cavaletti
00:52:26Well, this is a big thing. Where do we start?
00:52:30That's easy
00:52:32We find Cavaletti and make him tell us where they are. Oh, no, it's not that easy
00:52:40Everywhere that Joe go. He has his army with him
00:52:43Oh, baby, I'm it can come large and small but we're known for kicking ass and we can handle them all
00:52:51Hello
00:52:52Queen stop what you're doing this minute Cavaletti wants you and your bitches over here within the hour. Oh, just a second, please
00:53:01This is from Joe pick up on the phone
00:53:21Would you tell Joe that all the girls are on their monthly and
00:53:28They will not be able to be over there tonight
00:53:32Now you listen to me Queen. What's the matter now?
00:53:36Shane coming. What do you mean? She's not coming. Give me that phone
00:53:40We be you better get your ass over here
00:53:44On the one condition
00:53:46That you turn my girls are loose. Look be you're in no position to bargain with me
00:53:51Now you get your hot ass over here or I'll massacre those black bitches. I'll give you just one hour
00:54:03Are you better be mother fucker I
00:54:08I
00:54:12Guess you heard all of that. That's all I needed to know that the girls are still alive
00:54:20Now I can work with that cranny dodging motherfucker
00:54:24So here's what we do
00:54:28Well the Cuban
00:54:30Talk to you man. Oh, I don't have time fellas. I got a lot to do
00:54:33I'll talk to you later. They don't wanna be too late man. We need to wrap right now. That's right, brother, man, right now
00:54:39Some heavy shit, huh? Thank you
00:54:42Okay, sock it to me
00:54:45Cavaletti's man blew away my brother this morning. Oh, no, you mean Jeff is dead. That's why we come to you, man
00:54:50We need your help
00:54:52Okay, I'll tell you what we'll get together this afternoon and see what we can map out
00:54:55All right, say look here. I got information on the house in Pasadena, man
00:55:00Torture people a torture chambers. God damn. I haven't heard no shit like that in years
00:55:07Listen, did you get any information on the guys that laid your brother? Yeah, your motherfuckers was black. Yeah brothers
00:55:16Mannix
00:55:17What's new on the sheriff case? Well, I gotta see some mug shots. She turned the dolomite file. You've got everything we have
00:55:25The sheriff's case is nothing compared to what I've come up with another 187 this time the finger points to
00:55:32Mr. Cavaletti Cavaletti. That's right. Do you have grounds? Well, shall we say some brotherly information?
00:55:39Good. Give me the information. I'll assign somebody else to the case
00:55:43I don't want you biting off more than you can chew you concentrate on the sheriff case get dolomite
00:55:51You mean you're assigned me to help some okie shafts are of a murder case which we know nothing about and for two years
00:55:57I've tried to nail Joe Cavaletti and
00:56:00Finally, I get this asshole by his balls and you want to sign somebody else to the case now damn it Pete
00:56:06You will do as you're told good. I
00:56:09Remembered the other day. I was told my vacation started today, and I'm taking it
00:56:17Son of a bitch
00:56:20What brings you this way my friend I've got news for you
00:56:29Hey, you know, I'm looking for me I heard through the grapevine that she was trying to get Queens girls back from Cavaletti, right?
00:56:38So I got some real strong and fun some friends of mine
00:56:50I
00:56:56Thought like that don't grow on trees cost money, you know, I got a cigar
00:57:15Hold it
00:57:18The information first
00:57:20Well, Kevin, he's got this house of Pasadena
00:57:23It's a real chamber of hearts like he really fucks people up over there, man. Where is it? I
00:57:30Found that out yet. Well, how do you find out?
00:57:36If somebody was to get Cavaletti's main woman, then they might find out where the house it
00:57:41Where does Cavaletti keep his main woman?
00:57:45Well
00:57:48Cavaletti usually keeps her in his pad
00:57:51She's a nice bitch. I heard that she's a calm freak, you know a real enough Amalia
00:57:58Where's Cavaletti's house?
00:58:00in Pasadena, baby
00:58:02Yes, is this the Cavaletti's residence? Yes, it is. What can I do for you? My cards first, madame.
00:58:15Frank Hart Delmonico Nicodemus? Yes. Are you Mrs. Cavaletti?
00:58:22Yes, I am.
00:58:24Mrs. Cavaletti, I am a connoisseur of the world's most interesting nude stuff. I am not interested. If you'll just...
00:58:31Mrs. Cavaletti, if you would wait just a moment and gaze upon this exquisite work, I'm sure you'll be interested.
00:58:42Ah, Mrs. Cavaletti, I am a connoisseur of the world's most interesting nude stuff.
00:58:50I'm sure you'll be interested.
00:58:54Ah, madame, I see you like my work.
00:59:00Miss?
00:59:02Mrs. Cavaletti?
00:59:06Mrs. Cavaletti, you do like my work.
00:59:11But I've got something better for you.
00:59:15Ah, you like it?
00:59:17You like it?
00:59:19Big, black, strong man.
00:59:28You'll enjoy it.
00:59:30Mrs. Cavaletti?
00:59:32Mrs. Cavaletti?
00:59:47You'll enjoy it.
01:00:17You'll enjoy it.
01:00:47You'll enjoy it.
01:01:18Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:25Where is Cavaletti hiding?
01:01:31Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:37Where is Cavaletti hiding?
01:01:41Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:47Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:50Miss, where is Cavaletti hiding?
01:02:17Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:48Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:50Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:52Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:54Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:56Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:58Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:00Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:02Where is Cavaletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:05There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:11There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:16Pasadena.
01:03:18There's a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:27There's a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:32Have a seat.
01:03:33No, thanks.
01:03:34Some coffee?
01:03:35No, thanks. I've had my breakfast.
01:03:37I just came here to find out what you've got on that dole of my boy.
01:03:40It's been a while since I heard from you.
01:03:42I want to know what's happening.
01:03:44Oh, when we get something, I'll let you know.
01:03:48I've got my best man on the case.
01:03:51He made no contact with me yet.
01:03:53Well, this particular man works better by himself.
01:03:57He's my undercover man for the ghettos.
01:04:00You mean to tell me you sent a nigger out to find another nigger?
01:04:04Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
01:04:08Sheriff, we don't have any niggers here.
01:04:11Just damn fine police officers.
01:04:14Some of the best in the country.
01:04:16Now, if you can't respect that,
01:04:18and if you can't accept my choice of assignment,
01:04:21you can get your ass out that door.
01:04:24And if you don't like that, you can go to the chief.
01:04:27I'll do just that, Captain.
01:04:29And when I find him, I'll bring his head to you.
01:04:32Since you love niggers so much,
01:04:35you can mount Dolemite's head on your mantelpiece.
01:04:38Good day.
01:04:40Captain.
01:04:43Fuck you!
01:04:48Sweetheart, call Queen.
01:04:51Tell her to bring everybody that works for her to my party tonight.
01:04:55Tell them to be ready at 8. I'll have them picked up.
01:04:57Right.
01:05:02Hello?
01:05:03Joe wants you to scrounge up all the girls you can
01:05:06and bring them over here tonight.
01:05:08We'll send someone after you.
01:05:10Yes, ma'am. We'll be there.
01:05:14Well,
01:05:16looks like we've all been invited to the party.
01:05:20But this time,
01:05:22this will be the party to end all parties.
01:05:35Okay.
01:05:37We know that Cavaletti has an army compared to us.
01:05:41We outnumbered in people, but not in skill.
01:05:46Just remember,
01:05:49if anybody come out alive,
01:05:51he should be one of us.
01:05:53Now, how did you say this word?
01:05:56Well, tonight is Cavaletti's birthday party.
01:06:00Mm-hmm.
01:06:02He'll have all his big shit friends there.
01:06:06So if we get them all at one time,
01:06:08it's got to be tonight.
01:06:10Right on.
01:06:12Has anybody heard from Dolomite?
01:06:28Howard Jackson!
01:06:30Howard Jackson!
01:06:36Is that the damn little nigga that taught me martial arts?
01:06:40In person.
01:06:42Lord, things is looking better.
01:06:44Looking better?
01:06:45With that little shit?
01:06:46Well, I'll take my dick and beat his goddamn ass to death.
01:06:52We'll see about that, brother.
01:06:57Did you hear about the new contract?
01:06:59It's Queen B, Annie, and Dolomite.
01:07:02Who's doing the job?
01:07:03Red and Fingers.
01:07:05Well, that's why.
01:07:06With those three out of the way, the boss will have no problems.
01:07:08Right.
01:07:19Okay, we'll be right out.
01:07:24All right, girls.
01:07:25Let's get the show on the road.
01:07:30Okay.
01:07:42We'll see you there.
01:07:44We'll wait till the parties start.
01:07:46Then we'll crash him.
01:07:59Come on.
01:08:29Let's go.
01:08:43Yo-la, where are ya?
01:08:50Boomerang!
01:09:00Goal!
01:09:22Right.
01:09:26Come on.
01:09:29What's the matter?
01:09:59Come on.
01:10:30Come on.
01:10:36Come on.
01:10:46Come on.
01:10:52You should have stayed down there the first time.
01:11:00Come on.
01:11:13I didn't forget about you.
01:11:17We'll make it a twosome.
01:11:30Now don't move.
01:11:32Or bye-bye.
01:12:00Boomerang!
01:12:02Goal!
01:12:06Right.
01:12:29No!
01:12:31No!
01:12:33Please!
01:12:34Don't kill me!
01:13:00Goal!
01:13:02Goal!
01:13:11Don't kill me!
01:13:12Don't kill me!
01:13:13Don't kill me!
01:13:15Please!
01:13:17Don't kill me!
01:13:18Don't kill me!
01:13:19Don't kill me!
01:13:20Don't kill me!
01:13:21Don't kill me!
01:13:24Don't kill me!
01:13:25Don't kill me!
01:13:26Don't kill me!
01:13:27Don't kill me!
01:13:29Don't kill me!
01:13:30Don't kill me!
01:13:39The kids! Over here!
01:13:41The kids!
01:13:42The kids!
01:13:43For God's sake!
01:13:44Get out of the way!
01:13:45Don't mind!
01:13:47Harry!
01:13:52Are you alright, George?
01:13:53Oh yeah, thanks for you, don't mind.
01:13:59Don't touch me, there's a live grenade between my legs.
01:14:01Be very careful, don't move, don't move.
01:14:03He keeps the key over in his left pocket.
01:14:29Jabba, are you alright?
01:14:47Mules have kicked me and bruised my eyes.
01:14:52Rattlesnakes have bit me and pulled off and died.
01:14:57Yes, I've fought my way in here, cause I'm rotten ready.
01:15:02So girls, let's go and get that motherfucking Cavaletti.
01:15:24Hold it there, Mike.
01:15:27Let me in.
01:15:39Al Cap'n. Yeah, Pete here.
01:15:42Yeah, I know about that.
01:15:44Listen, hold on to your hat and get a pencil and pad and take this down.
01:15:47I got some news here that'll make you blow your mind.
01:15:50Yeah.
01:15:51Look, not only do I get Cavaletti, but the sheriff gets his man too.
01:15:57That's right, Dolemite is over to Cavaletti's right now.
01:16:00There's a war going on between them.
01:16:02Guess who else is over there?
01:16:04Red and Fingers, our two pals from the east, the hitmen.
01:16:08Remember them?
01:16:09Right.
01:16:12What's the address, Mikey?
01:16:14Twenty-five dollars, baby.
01:16:17I got enough shit on you to send you down for twenty years.
01:16:20Now give me that address.
01:16:21Reverend Woodland Hills in Pasadena.
01:16:35Hey, Joe.
01:16:38Joe.
01:16:50Well, it's about time you got here.
01:16:52Why, put your things in here and come join the party.
01:17:22Say, white boy, come out here in the light, cause tonight is the night.
01:17:27Come out here and you can see some genuine American Indian turk art jewelry.
01:17:33I got to sell this shit and sell it quick.
01:17:36I got to get out of town.
01:17:37Wait a minute, white boy, fool, wait a minute.
01:17:39I'm selling this shit cheap.
01:17:41I'm gonna let you take the shit home to your lady.
01:17:43She might give you some pussy tonight if you know what to do with it.
01:17:46Wait a minute, fool.
01:17:47What the fuck?
01:17:48We'll take this then.
01:18:02Hey, everybody.
01:18:04Got a special surprise for you.
01:18:06Cavaletti just hired a new man and he's one of the boys.
01:18:10And for this evening's entertainment, he's going to demonstrate to us how he became
01:18:14Central America's champ at Noom Chop Space.
01:18:21Wow.
01:18:22Amazing.
01:18:23Wow.
01:18:24That is hot.
01:18:25Wow.
01:18:26Amazing.
01:18:27Wow.
01:18:29That is hot.
01:18:49Catering service here, sir.
01:18:52Where do you want this stuff?
01:19:03Looks like you're having a real nice party.
01:19:15Sure am, boy.
01:19:18Get this stuff in the kitchen.
01:19:20Too bad you weren't invited, boy.
01:19:22Yeah, it is.
01:19:26Say, baby, let's you and me go take a swim.
01:19:32I don't have a suit on, sugar.
01:19:34Suit? It's a private pool.
01:19:40In that case, what are we waiting for?
01:19:43Let's go.
01:19:47Say, that young lady that was with the guy with the glasses, is she a friend of yours?
01:19:52Oh, yes. She's one of my girls.
01:20:16Hey, mama, what it is, queen?
01:20:38You got red.
01:20:42I can't believe it.
01:20:44Now I have to kill both of you as myself.
01:20:47All right, ladies, this way.
01:20:49Come on, move!
01:20:53That's far enough.
01:20:59Turn around!
01:21:18Wait a minute, little shit, you about to hit me.
01:22:11Get out of here!
01:22:27Get out of here!
01:22:55Get out of here!
01:23:05Get out of here!
01:23:20Get out of here!
01:23:39Get out of here!
01:24:08Get out of here!
01:24:39Get out of here!
01:24:50You're a bad motherfucker, this I can see.
01:24:57But it's now time for you to bring your ass to me.
01:25:02You better come on.
01:25:15You better come on.
01:25:46You better come on.
01:26:02You better come on.
01:26:32You better come on.
01:26:44You better come on.
01:27:12Y'all take care of Jimmy.
01:27:16I'm gonna get that motherfucking Cavaletti if it is the last thing I do.
01:27:24Jimmy.
01:27:26Jimmy.
01:27:31Pack your things. We're getting out of here fast.
01:27:32What's the matter, honey?
01:27:33Don't ask questions, dammit, just get drunk.
01:27:38Can you hear me?
01:27:40It's your brother, Bo.
01:27:44Talk to me, man.
01:27:54Jimmy.
01:27:57Don't die on me, man.
01:28:02Come on.
01:28:03Now get your shit together.
01:28:05Come on, now.
01:28:06Come on.
01:28:07Bo.
01:28:09He's just playing.
01:28:13He's just playing.
01:28:15Come on, stop acting, man, get up.
01:28:19He's just...
01:28:20Bo!
01:28:24My brother, man.
01:28:30He's...
01:28:35He's gone.
01:28:37Bo.
01:28:39Come on.
01:28:41Come on.
01:28:44He's gone.
01:28:46Come on, let's go.
01:28:47Going somewhere, Cavaletti baby?
01:28:50Come on.
01:28:53Let me go.
01:29:11Police.
01:29:12Police.
01:29:13Police, everyone.
01:29:16Police.
01:29:17Freeze, everybody.
01:29:19Freeze.
01:29:20Nobody move.
01:29:33Come here.
01:29:35Where's Cavaletti?
01:29:37Where is he?
01:29:44Hold it.
01:29:45Out.
01:29:46Out.
01:29:48Out.
01:29:59I got money.
01:30:00A lot of money.
01:30:02Here, here in this bag.
01:30:04You can take it.
01:30:05Take all you want.
01:30:08Let me get the fuck out of here.
01:30:11Please.
01:30:13Big little puppy, you like a big dog.
01:30:16Give you a little bit and I'll be damned if you don't want it all.
01:30:20I'll take that money and I'll use it well.
01:30:23Cause you got a one-way ticket straight to hell.
01:30:28Now get in the car and move.
01:30:30No, don't do it.
01:30:31Don't do it, goddammit.
01:30:33What is it, Pete?
01:30:34It's Cavaletti.
01:30:36And he's about to get his nuts blown off.
01:30:38And by your boy, Sheriff.
01:30:41Get her in.
01:31:07Oh, thank God.
01:31:09Oh, mama.
01:31:10A customer.
01:31:13You got that right, you decrepit old witch.
01:31:16But this time it's him.
01:31:18Now move.
01:31:25What goes around comes around.
01:31:28Now it's your turn to die, you no-business, barred, insecure, rat-succeeding motherfucker.
01:31:36And if you don't die, you're going to wish the hell you had them.
01:31:41What the hell is going on?
01:31:52Follow me.
01:32:08Where is Dolomite?
01:32:10Where is Dolomite?
01:32:12Where is that son of a bitch, Dolomite?
01:32:15Where is Dolomite?
01:32:46Son of a bitch.
01:33:01Your career is over, stud.
01:33:15Son of a bitch.
01:33:39This motherfucker think I'm dead.
01:33:42But he don't know I am the Human Tornado.
01:34:12He's a human tornado.
01:34:41He's a human tornado.
01:34:44Meals has kicked me and didn't bruise my eye.
01:34:48Rats, snakes has bit me.
01:34:50Lord, I just can't put them down.
01:34:53My hands up alive and then swim the raging sea.
01:34:58I don't want no dilapidated, sea-slappin', fidget-toated, pulsated, bow-legged son of a gun to messin' with me.
01:35:04I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later.
01:35:09I'm prepared to go to school.
01:35:11I'm the Human Tornado.
01:35:13He's a human tornado.
01:35:20He's a human tornado.
01:35:23I picked up a rock and killed a giant goliath.
01:35:27I walked on a knee, roped a spit, rolled on a fire.
01:35:32I walked on a lion.
01:35:34Elephants that like to ride on their knees.
01:35:37I don't want no dilapidated, sea-slappin', fidget-toated, pulsated, bow-legged son of a gun to messin' with me.
01:35:43I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later.
01:35:48I'm prepared to go to school.
01:35:50I'm the Human Tornado.