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00:00Nikki P is here to answer all your burning love questions.
00:05Long distance scares me.
00:06Well, if you're an avid listener of the podcast, then you know that me and Mr. Wright did long distance for two whole years.
00:13What is that?
00:17Oh!
00:18This can't keep happening.
00:19You storming up here and interrupting my work, so...
00:22You write jingles for serial companies. Your job is no more legitimate than mine.
00:26Mike...
00:27Oh, well, right on cue. Mr. Weisel here has expressed deep interest in adapting your podcast to a book.
00:35I would like to invite you to join me at my annual writer's meet and greet at my estate.
00:40This is, this is like a dream come true.
00:42And one more thing. I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you bring along Mr. Wright.
00:47Mr. Wright? Wait.
00:49Look, I have faked Mr. Wright's existence for long enough. What's one more weekend?
00:54No Mr. Wright. No book deal. I'm going to have to find a Mr. Wright by tomorrow.
00:59You can have noon to four.
01:01So you are really desperate, huh?
01:04Okay, so just remember, you need to... Wait. How did you already stain these pants?
01:09Those were not cheap.
01:10It's fine. Live up. Come on.
01:11It's fine. Mr. Wright is aspirational. He's a successful human rights lawyer who minored in English literature and is an avid badminton, golf, and croquet player.
01:19We can't be risking any inconsistency.
01:21Don't take me down with you.
01:22I'm not trying to take you down with me.
01:23You are taking me down.
01:24I was crazy to think this could work.
01:27Just wait. Wait. We can do this. We've got to be a team.
01:31To see the two of you in action, you two seem to have something really special here.
01:37I can tell by the way you two look at each other.
01:40Well, what are we waiting for?
01:44Fate works in mysterious ways.
01:46It does, doesn't it?
01:47It's a true love.
01:49I have feelings for you.
01:51See, I don't want to be your fake boyfriend anymore.
01:54If we tell the truth, then I lose everything.
01:58For years, you've sacrificed your love life for this facade.
02:02Sometimes I don't know if you're doing it for the podcast or if you're doing it because you're scared.
02:06I feel like I have found my real Mr. Wright.
02:10He's nothing like what I've described over the years.
02:13Luke, he's so much better than all of that.
02:21You