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00:00 Hey, so uh, I kind of have a surprise for you.
00:03 A surprise?
00:04 Yeah, sort of like a gift.
00:06 Thank you.
00:07 What do you think?
00:12 I hate it.
00:14 It's like the moment he showed me the tattoo, I knew I could never look at him the same.
00:21 Totally.
00:22 This has become unsustainable.
00:24 I assume you're talking about our relationship?
00:26 Yeah.
00:26 You're saying your relationship would have fallen apart anyway because your sense of humor isn't as good as yours?
00:30 Your sense of humor, to be honest, definitely doesn't match mine.
00:33 I want a man who is as secure in his life as I am.
00:37 Hey sis! I'm in town.
00:40 Wow!
00:41 Luke and I are going to this really small dinner party tonight and I wanted to see if you wanted to come.
00:45 Yeah, I can be there.
00:47 Are you still with Brian? I'd love to finally meet him.
00:50 Totally. We're so, we're so, we're so good.
00:55 You told your sister I was going to be at the dinner party.
00:57 Yeah.
00:58 I think what you're asking me to do is very unhealthy.
01:00 I think it's regressive. I think it's despicable.
01:02 Oh my god, are you done?
01:04 I'm a little surprised, Brian, that you're actually up for all this.
01:13 I mean, it must be kind of difficult after just getting dumped this morning.
01:16 I think this is kind of a great way to find closure in our relationship.
01:19 That's what I said.
01:20 I agreed.
01:22 Since we're lying about being together, I thought that we could also lie about your job.
01:26 You can see why I'd find that offensive, right?
01:28 This is a great opportunity for you to turn the next chapter.
01:31 Because honestly, that last one was unhealthy and toxic and, in my opinion, pretty unlikable.
01:35 This is weird.
01:36 It's amazing how much energy you have when you are filled with goodness, you know?
01:40 I need to talk to somebody or I'm going to lose it.
01:42 God damn it, Brian!
01:43 Have you ever tried dating someone that seems less like a guy and more like an animal?
01:47 What?
01:48 I thought you were going to bang other guys, not talk to losers about their feelings in our living room.
01:51 [laughing]
01:52 Part of me thinks you set this whole thing up just to fuck with my feelings.
01:55 Like some orca that tortures its prey before eating it alive.
01:59 I am not the orca, Brian. You are the fucking orca!
02:02 [laughing]
02:03 [screaming]
02:04 I'm having a hard time.
02:07 Do you think I'm a sociopath?
02:11 No, you're not charismatic enough.
02:13 enough.