An alien from a faraway planet who works as a private investigator on Earth gets involved with a quest to retrieve a powerfully addictive drug that was sent to earth on a black disc.
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00:01:21Get away from me!
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00:01:24Who are you?
00:01:25Let go of me!
00:01:34Yo!
00:01:36Let her go.
00:01:40Let her go now.
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00:03:38Hello, Rob.
00:03:40How's it going, bud?
00:03:42Can't make it over tonight.
00:03:44I just met the most beautiful girl.
00:03:47Helped her out of a jam.
00:03:48Now we're going dancing.
00:03:50Major league, yeah, boss.
00:03:53Listen, by the end of the night, she'll be so hot for me.
00:03:58I just say so, that's all.
00:04:00Later, buddy.
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00:06:32Tell me who you are, asshole.
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00:06:45Kilgo sent me.
00:06:47What does he want?
00:06:49He wants the disc.
00:06:51What disc?
00:06:55Ask the girl.
00:07:03Mess with me again, pal, and you're history.
00:07:10I feel great.
00:07:13How can you say that when you've just been shot at?
00:07:16Where I come from, this stuff's a piece of cake.
00:07:18Oh? Where's that?
00:07:20France.
00:07:21Listen, before we do the story of my life,
00:07:24don't you think it's about time for you to come clean with me?
00:07:27Who are these guys? What do they want from you?
00:07:31I'll tell you.
00:07:33But not until I trust you better.
00:07:39You're so beautiful.
00:07:40You're so beautiful.
00:07:41You're so beautiful.
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00:10:51That was great.
00:10:54I've never felt anything like that before.
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00:11:56What are you?
00:11:57An alien.
00:11:58That's obvious.
00:12:00What are you, prejudice or something?
00:12:02No.
00:12:04Suppose I was an alien in Jewish.
00:12:05How'd you like that?
00:12:06It has nothing to do with that.
00:12:09Suppose I was an alien in black.
00:12:10How'd that be?
00:12:13I don't ever want to see you again.
00:12:26Dude, what was that all about?
00:12:30I told her I was an alien.
00:12:32Yo, dude.
00:12:34I told you never to do that.
00:12:37She saw my ears.
00:12:39Why don't you get those things clipped, dude?
00:12:42Yeah, right.
00:12:43Then when I go back to my own planet,
00:12:45all the people there will think I'm an asshole.
00:12:47You're never going back, dude.
00:12:49Stay here.
00:12:50I'm going back.
00:12:52Oh, yeah, right.
00:12:54When?
00:12:56I don't know.
00:12:58I'm going back.
00:13:01I'm going back.
00:13:27There's a woman here to see you.
00:13:29Send her in, Susie.
00:13:36Renee.
00:13:37I knew you'd be back.
00:13:45Call me Electra.
00:13:48What can I do for you?
00:13:50You can find something for me.
00:13:52Have a seat.
00:13:54I prefer to stand.
00:13:57Tell me about it.
00:13:59It's an artifact of an ancient Egyptian civilization.
00:14:03The secrets it contains are of the utmost importance
00:14:07to our understanding the development of Western culture.
00:14:10What does it look like?
00:14:12It's a perfect circle about this big.
00:14:15It's black. Jet black.
00:14:18With silver inscriptions written on it on both sides.
00:14:22How did you lose it?
00:14:24It was stolen from me.
00:14:27When?
00:14:29The day before yesterday.
00:14:31Where?
00:14:33In my hotel room.
00:14:35Someone obviously knew I had it.
00:14:37I was bringing it to New York.
00:14:39I was going to meet with the Museum of Natural History.
00:14:42These men broke into my room and took it from me.
00:14:45What did they look like?
00:14:47They wore masks.
00:14:48I don't know what their faces were.
00:14:50May I have a drink?
00:14:52White wine?
00:14:53Scotch and soda.
00:14:55But one of them had a skull and crossbones set in gold
00:14:59in one of his front teeth.
00:15:01Some trees grew up twisted.
00:15:04Can you help me?
00:15:07I can.
00:15:09May I ask you a personal question?
00:15:12Go ahead.
00:15:14Do you like earth women?
00:15:17Earth women?
00:15:28I've been away from home a long time.
00:15:31I've been getting very lonely.
00:15:33You're very beautiful.
00:15:35Your snicks are very soft.
00:15:38Thank you.
00:15:47Thank you.
00:16:03How did you hear about me?
00:16:05You've got a rap?
00:16:08Here?
00:16:09Not here.
00:16:10At home on sticks.
00:16:13Why did you come to earth?
00:16:16To bring the disc back to its rightful owners.
00:16:19How did you get a hold of it?
00:16:21Don't ask me so many questions.
00:16:26How did you find...
00:16:27Lemro, look.
00:16:30That man.
00:16:34He's been following me, Lemro.
00:16:38I'm afraid of him.
00:16:42I think he wants to kill me.
00:16:45Why?
00:16:46He's coming up here to talk to you.
00:16:48I'm sure of it.
00:16:49Who is he?
00:16:51It's him.
00:16:52He wants to see me.
00:16:53Let me hide in the closet.
00:16:54Forget about it.
00:16:56Quick.
00:16:57Be my guest.
00:17:01Lemro.
00:17:05What is it, Susie?
00:17:06There's another...
00:17:07I believe there's a man there who wishes to see me.
00:17:10That's right, boss.
00:17:12What's his name?
00:17:13What's your name?
00:17:14Scammer.
00:17:15The man says his name is Scammer.
00:17:18Send him in.
00:17:29Mr. Lemro.
00:17:30Private investigator, I presume.
00:17:33That's right.
00:17:35I am here to see you on a matter of urgent business.
00:17:39A matter of the utmost importance.
00:17:43The fate of the earth will not be unaffected by the outcome of the matter about which I wish to speak to you.
00:17:50Mind if I smoke?
00:17:53No.
00:17:54Go right ahead.
00:17:56Perhaps.
00:18:01You are not unaware of a struggle which is occurring now between the lowest elements of organized crime in this city.
00:18:10What kind of struggle?
00:18:12Struggle for control.
00:18:14For control of the most deadly kind of force known to man.
00:18:17Like what?
00:18:20Like a thermal nuclear device.
00:18:33I'm intrigued.
00:18:35I am not joking, you understand.
00:18:37Then how did a bunch of cheap hoods get their hands on an A-bomb?
00:18:40By chance.
00:18:41Tell me what it looks like.
00:18:43It's black. Jet black.
00:18:46In the shape of a disc.
00:18:47Let me guess.
00:18:48With silver inscriptions written on it on both sides.
00:18:51How did you know?
00:18:52Why is everybody after that goddamned disc?
00:18:55How dare you speak to me that way?
00:18:58Let me see your ear.
00:19:02Plastic surgery.
00:19:03I will not submit to this uncivilized behavior.
00:19:07So, you're from Styx.
00:19:10And you'll know more than you're telling.
00:19:13I see you've already heard of the disc.
00:19:16And now, I begin to wonder if perhaps I was in error in feeling I might be able to trust you.
00:19:29If you will raise your hands, please.
00:19:35If you don't mind, I will search the premises.
00:19:42You didn't finish telling me how it got here.
00:19:44It fell here.
00:19:47It's not from Earth.
00:19:49It fell out of the sky.
00:19:52It was found.
00:19:54Found by the wrong people.
00:20:03If you care about Earth.
00:20:05If you care about the people here.
00:20:08If you care about our planet.
00:20:12About Styx.
00:20:15You will help me recover it.
00:20:18And why should I believe that?
00:20:21Because that's the truth.
00:20:34Surprised about this?
00:20:36So, Electra, we meet again.
00:20:38Since you've followed me here.
00:20:39I am sure I don't know what you mean.
00:20:41You'd have never thought of Chuck Bird on Earth.
00:20:43But you will surely agree that our rivalry has always been to our mutual benefit.
00:20:48What's he talking about?
00:20:50Really, Mr. Lemrel, this is none of your concern.
00:20:56Thermonuclear device.
00:20:57Egyptian artifact.
00:20:59Who the hell are you guys?
00:21:01Lemrel, we need you.
00:21:02What for?
00:21:03Oh, really, Electra, do you think it's actually necessary?
00:21:07Come clean.
00:21:08Tell me the truth.
00:21:11I see no need to listen to these rude demands any further.
00:21:15Do you?
00:21:17No.
00:21:19Good.
00:21:24So good to have met you.
00:21:35Find the disk, Lemrel.
00:21:37I'll pay you a million quiplets for it.
00:21:39A million quiplets?
00:21:41That's a lot of money on Styx.
00:21:43I'll be in touch.
00:22:25No tricks or we'll blast you all to hell.
00:22:49No tricks or we'll blast you all to hell.
00:22:55Did you bring the cash?
00:22:56I brought it.
00:22:57Then where is it?
00:22:58Lugar, show him the money.
00:23:02There it is.
00:23:03Three million in cash.
00:23:06Any other kind of a deal and I wouldn't do this kind of business with a dog like you.
00:23:10You're slime, Henson.
00:23:11You young punks think you own the world.
00:23:13If it wasn't for the fact that I needed the cash flow, I'd keep the disk and bury you with it once and for all.
00:23:19Where is it?
00:23:20Where is the disk?
00:23:21I only got half of it.
00:23:23What?
00:23:24Read my lips.
00:23:25The deal is off.
00:23:26Take half the disk.
00:23:27It's worth half the cash.
00:23:29Yeah, you get the money and I get nothing.
00:23:31You get half the disk.
00:23:33Without the other half, this thing is worthless.
00:23:36How could you lose something like that?
00:23:38How do I know you didn't steal it from me?
00:23:42Easy.
00:23:44Easy.
00:23:46Easy.
00:23:47Oh, God, this thing's alive.
00:23:50Don't you fire.
00:23:58Eat lead and die!
00:24:12Fire!
00:24:33Fire!
00:24:34Fire!
00:24:35Fire!
00:24:36Fire!
00:24:37Fire!
00:24:38Fire!
00:24:39Fire!
00:24:40Fire!
00:24:41Fire!
00:24:56This was a great idea of yours, Kelly.
00:25:09I taught you everything you know.
00:25:12You taught me too much.
00:25:17Plant the dope.
00:25:18Leave $150,000.
00:25:39Oh, God.
00:25:50Let the cops figure it out.
00:25:52Let's go.
00:25:58You was gonna sell it.
00:26:00Not anymore.
00:26:03The disk is worth millions.
00:26:05We're gonna buy all the police in this city.
00:26:15This is the answer.
00:26:29More of it.
00:26:32I need more of it.
00:26:34Steve, you're my brother.
00:26:37You can tell me.
00:26:39You never did drugs.
00:26:42How could this have happened to you?
00:26:45Me and my buddies were in this bar.
00:26:48Night before last.
00:26:53We ran some bad dudes.
00:26:56Leave me alone. Get lost.
00:26:59Come on, baby.
00:27:01We're gonna show you a good time.
00:27:03Get your hands off me.
00:27:05We're gonna light you on fire, baby.
00:27:07Please, leave me alone.
00:27:09She just wants to be left alone.
00:27:12She's too tense.
00:27:14Man, guys like that just make me want to kick ass.
00:27:17Yeah, you and me both.
00:27:18You need a man who knows how to make you relax.
00:27:21Get away from me.
00:27:24You coming with us?
00:27:25That does it for me. Come on.
00:27:27Yeah, let's go.
00:27:34Come on.
00:27:44Your turn.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:53I got a lot more for you.
00:27:55Come on.
00:27:58No.
00:28:03Come on.
00:28:25Here you go, big boy.
00:28:29You want the grown-up one.
00:28:34No! No! No!
00:28:39No!
00:28:41No!
00:28:47No! No!
00:28:58Oh, my God.
00:29:01Was it heroin?
00:29:03Not heroin.
00:29:05Not cocaine.
00:29:07Something awful.
00:29:10Something worse.
00:29:13I need it.
00:29:15I need more.
00:29:17More.
00:29:23Then after they left,
00:29:26I found half of that black disc.
00:29:29They must have left it by accident after the fight.
00:29:36I'm going to have to shoot again.
00:29:39I need to.
00:29:41I need it, Renee.
00:29:48Steve.
00:29:51I'll help you.
00:29:55I swear I'll do something to help.
00:30:09Good evening.
00:30:11May I come in?
00:30:13Sure.
00:30:15Come in.
00:30:22What a lovely residence you have here.
00:30:26This kind of space would be very expensive at home.
00:30:30They don't give it away here either.
00:30:38Have a drink.
00:30:40Is that really...
00:30:42Unearthly spirits.
00:30:44The galaxy.
00:30:46All the comforts of home.
00:30:50Thank you.
00:30:52Thank you.
00:31:13It seems so odd to be drinking it on such a strange planet.
00:31:23I don't think I'll ever get used to these funny-looking ears they have here.
00:31:29Why did you have the plastic surgery then?
00:31:32That's why I come to speak to you, Lemerle.
00:31:35This is the case that could make my career.
00:31:40At home, everyone has heard of you.
00:31:44Your exploits are even more famous since you left.
00:31:48But I am as yet not so well known.
00:31:52But if I could just solve this case.
00:31:55If I could recover the disk.
00:31:58What is it?
00:32:00But I already told you.
00:32:04Thermal nuclear device.
00:32:06Cut me some slack.
00:32:12It hurts me deeply, Mr. Lemerle.
00:32:16Deeply, Mr. Lemerle.
00:32:18That you should doubt my words.
00:32:21Right.
00:32:22And Electra said it was an ancient Egyptian artifact.
00:32:25Electra! Electra!
00:32:27Electra!
00:32:31She is always interfering in my cases.
00:32:33Don't change the subject.
00:32:35That woman will drive me crazy.
00:32:38She lies to you through her teeth.
00:32:41Yet you believe her instead of me.
00:32:44I don't believe either one of you.
00:32:46But you must, Mr. Lemerle.
00:32:49A terrible force is about to be unleashed on your world.
00:32:56And now,
00:32:59I must be going.
00:33:04I am sorry to find you so uncooperative.
00:33:07I had hoped that we'd be able to collaborate to our mutual benefit.
00:33:11And now!
00:33:14Can't pull that shit with me.
00:33:17Didn't you ever hear of John Huston?
00:33:20Oh!
00:33:28Oh, where am I?
00:33:40You're a very violent man.
00:33:43Unhappy childhood.
00:33:46Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:50Now, I really must be going.
00:33:56I hope you'll reconsider your decision.
00:34:00Don't be so sure that I won't.
00:34:02I'm sure there's some truth to what you've told me.
00:34:07Now, may I have my gun, please?
00:34:11Why, sure.
00:34:14Don't even think about it.
00:34:17No.
00:34:19Perhaps that would be better.
00:34:37You're a very violent man.
00:34:41Unhappy childhood.
00:34:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Now, may I have my gun, please?
00:34:51Why, sure.
00:34:53Don't even think about it.
00:34:56No!
00:34:58You're a very violent man.
00:35:02Unhappy childhood.
00:35:06Kill Thor! Kill Thor! Kill Thor!
00:35:27The first one is for me.
00:35:31What's in it?
00:35:34Salt water.
00:35:37And the others?
00:35:40That's the real thing.
00:35:43Good man.
00:36:01Bastard.
00:36:09Timo!
00:36:15You were flawless yesterday.
00:36:21I'm sorry.
00:36:23I'm sorry.
00:36:25I'm sorry.
00:36:27Do you need something?
00:36:32This one's for you.
00:36:35Thank you.
00:36:55Delilah!
00:36:57Where's Delilah?
00:36:59Bring me Delilah!
00:37:05Soma.
00:37:07Kilgore.
00:37:09I deserve it, too.
00:37:11Give me some Soma.
00:37:14Oh, you do, do you?
00:37:16I killed ten.
00:37:19No, twenty.
00:37:21No, fifty of Hanson's slimy weasels.
00:37:29No, a hundred.
00:37:36I said it was a hundred!
00:37:40And the first man who calls me a liar
00:37:44has to answer to this.
00:37:49That's right.
00:37:51My bare hands.
00:37:54Come over here.
00:38:00Get ready.
00:38:05Go.
00:38:27Kilgore.
00:38:29Me, me.
00:38:31Give me some Soma.
00:38:34You pitiful wreck.
00:38:36Why should I give you anything?
00:38:39Please, please, Kilgore.
00:38:43Get away from me!
00:38:45No!
00:38:51Delilah!
00:38:53Where is she?
00:38:55Where's Delilah?
00:38:59There she is.
00:39:01Come here, Mickey.
00:39:17Why don't you let me go?
00:39:19Let you go?
00:39:21Darling, because I love you.
00:39:24You call hate love.
00:39:26We have a love-hate relationship, darling.
00:39:30All love-hate relationships are hate-hate relationships.
00:39:34All right, then I hate you!
00:39:39What difference do you think it makes to me?
00:39:43Give me some Soma.
00:39:54Give me another one.
00:40:01Come on.
00:40:07Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:09Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:11Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:13Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:15Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:17Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:19Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:21Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:23Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:25Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:27Kilgore! Kilgore!
00:40:29Kilgore!
00:40:45Dude!
00:40:50Rob, how are you doing, buddy?
00:40:52Just raging, dude.
00:40:54What are you drinking?
00:40:56Cerveza, dude. Breakfast of champions.
00:40:58No more.
00:41:00So what's shaking, bro?
00:41:02Man, are you ready for this?
00:41:06I think I'm in love.
00:41:08No way! With an earth woman?
00:41:10Not so loud.
00:41:12Totally. Right on, dude.
00:41:14So who's your dream date?
00:41:18The same girl I told you about over the phone.
00:41:21The one I met the day before yesterday.
00:41:23The one you helped out of a jam, yeah?
00:41:25That's her.
00:41:27I'm in love, man.
00:41:29I really think I'm in love with her.
00:41:31So lay on me her stats, dude.
00:41:33What's she like?
00:41:35She's beautiful.
00:41:37Sharp.
00:41:39She's an interior decorator.
00:41:41She wears great clothes.
00:41:43She's got fabulous taste.
00:41:45And it's weird,
00:41:47but even though her and I are so totally different,
00:41:49I really think she understands me.
00:41:51Whoa.
00:41:53Take it slow, limo.
00:41:55The last time I saw this chick,
00:41:57as I recall,
00:41:59she didn't look too stoked.
00:42:01Wasn't she the one I saw bailing from your pad the other night?
00:42:03That's the thing.
00:42:05I might not even ever see her.
00:42:07Didn't she give you her number?
00:42:11She gave me a lot more than that.
00:42:13Then she saw my ears.
00:42:15Why didn't you get those things clipped, dude?
00:42:21If that's what it takes to make her happy,
00:42:25I might do it.
00:42:41Renee.
00:42:45I haven't been able to think of anything but you
00:42:47since you left.
00:42:49Lamar,
00:42:51that's not why I'm here.
00:42:57I've decided to trust you.
00:43:01You're the only one I can turn to.
00:43:05My brother's been poisoned.
00:43:07He's been addicted to some kind of drug.
00:43:11He's sick, Lamar.
00:43:13He needs help.
00:43:15Remember those thugs who were attacking me
00:43:17the day we met?
00:43:19What did they want?
00:43:21They wanted this.
00:43:27What is it?
00:43:29I don't know.
00:43:31But they'll do anything to get it.
00:43:33What are you doing with it?
00:43:35Staying alive.
00:43:37My brother found it in a bar after they beat him half to death
00:43:39and shot him full of poison.
00:43:43Here.
00:43:45See it.
00:43:55Scream.
00:43:57You recognize that writing?
00:43:59You bet.
00:44:01What is it?
00:44:03You know, the international not allowed sign?
00:44:05You mean the red circle with the line through it?
00:44:07That's it.
00:44:09Well?
00:44:11Well, this is like the cosmic version of that.
00:44:13If they catch you owning anything marked like this,
00:44:15they kill you.
00:44:17How'd it get to Earth?
00:44:19It fell here.
00:44:21Well, what is it?
00:44:23Why is it so bad?
00:44:25I don't know yet.
00:44:27It's got to be pretty serious.
00:44:29My planet's equivalent of the FBI is here looking for it.
00:44:31And they're not talking.
00:44:33We'll have to see the other half of the disc
00:44:35to find out.
00:44:37How are we going to do that?
00:44:39Now, we all handled these sons of bitches
00:44:41myself.
00:44:43You take care of yourself
00:44:45and your brother.
00:44:47How will you find them?
00:44:49You remember the fight in the disco?
00:44:51I think so.
00:44:53Before I turned that hairball loose,
00:44:55I put a bug on him.
00:44:57If I can get near him again,
00:44:59it'll lead me right to them.
00:45:03Thank you, Lenny.
00:45:11Monroe.
00:45:13They're coming for me again.
00:45:15Soon.
00:45:17I can feel it.
00:45:23My son, you must turn
00:45:25from these evil ways.
00:45:27Bug off, Father.
00:45:29Look within yourself
00:45:31for the light that beckons you.
00:45:33It is God's light.
00:45:35The light of your eternal salvation.
00:45:37God can forgive
00:45:39God can forgive the most heinous of sins,
00:45:41the most horrible crimes.
00:45:43It is not too late for you to turn from this path of evil.
00:45:45But stop.
00:45:47Stop now before it is too late.
00:45:53No, Kilgore. Not the tooth.
00:45:55Not the bracelet.
00:46:09How could you do it?
00:46:11How could you do it to a priest?
00:46:15Don't look at me that way.
00:46:17I know you've only got room in your mouth
00:46:19for one false tooth full of poison.
00:46:21I've been with you a long time, man.
00:46:23How could you do that to a priest?
00:46:39Lamreau.
00:46:55Lamreau.
00:46:57What? You?
00:46:59How nice to see you again.
00:47:01What are you doing here?
00:47:03Who in the hell do you think you are?
00:47:05And why are you up to this goddamn disc?
00:47:07Forget about the disc, Lamreau.
00:47:09Let's talk about us.
00:47:19I miss the touch
00:47:21of a man from our world.
00:47:23You remind me of home.
00:47:25How much I love it.
00:47:31Electra.
00:47:33I'm in love with another woman.
00:47:35An Earth woman.
00:47:39Where is she?
00:47:41Well...
00:47:45Whether or not she's in love with me
00:47:47is still an open question.
00:47:51In that case...
00:47:55You promise never to come here like this again?
00:47:57I promise.
00:48:05I promise.
00:48:35I promise.
00:49:05I promise.
00:49:07I promise.
00:49:09I promise.
00:49:11I promise.
00:49:13I promise.
00:49:15I promise.
00:49:17I promise.
00:49:19I promise.
00:49:21I promise.
00:49:23I promise.
00:49:25I promise.
00:49:27I promise.
00:49:29I promise.
00:49:31I promise.
00:49:33I promise.
00:49:35I promise.
00:49:37I promise.
00:50:03I promise.
00:50:09Lamreau!
00:50:27Don't try it, you asshole!
00:50:29Or I'll blow her brains all over the...
00:50:31Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:50:41Do it! Do it!
00:51:01Why didn't you do it?
00:51:03Are you kidding? I'd have loved to.
00:51:05But I want him to lead me back to where they live.
00:51:07See? He's still wearing that same jacket.
00:51:09If he'd have left it home in the laundry,
00:51:11I would have nailed that son of a...
00:51:21Is that your car?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:25Give me your keys!
00:51:27I'm out of here.
00:51:29Leave me in my place.
00:51:31Stay inside.
00:51:33Lock the doors and stay low.
00:51:35Be careful.
00:51:47He's moving pretty fast.
00:51:49Got to keep him in range.
00:51:59Come on.
00:52:15Bus come in today, bus come in tomorrow.
00:52:17No, he couldn't get it till tomorrow.
00:52:19Good assurance, man.
00:52:21A couple of coke dealers
00:52:23face down in the river. You'll never see him again.
00:52:25I went there. I got to her.
00:52:27I almost had her.
00:52:29But that guy from the disco, he shot off my ear.
00:52:31He shot off my ear!
00:52:33So what? Get out of here!
00:52:57Any trouble?
00:52:59Not yet. How'd it go?
00:53:01I found it.
00:53:03I went and tracked him right back to where they live.
00:53:05I'm going back there tonight.
00:53:07You sure it'll be safe?
00:53:09Don't worry about me. Come on.
00:53:11Let's go out.
00:53:19It's nice out.
00:53:21Renee, I've got something I need you to do.
00:53:23What is it?
00:53:25Renee, I've got something I need to tell you
00:53:27about the day we met.
00:53:29What is it?
00:53:31Sorry I didn't tell you more about myself
00:53:33before we got involved.
00:53:35Oh?
00:53:37I'm really sorry, Renee.
00:53:39It was a shock.
00:53:41You terrified me, Lemuel.
00:53:43I know.
00:53:47I'm really sorry.
00:53:49I mean, I know you can't exactly
00:53:51look it up in, like,
00:53:53Emily Post
00:53:55under the chapter Aliens.
00:53:57When do you tell the girl?
00:53:59But you know all the same.
00:54:03After you get involved,
00:54:05it's not the right time.
00:54:07Not to mention during.
00:54:09Right.
00:54:11Not to mention during.
00:54:13It was fun, though.
00:54:15I know. It was for me, too.
00:54:17Wait a minute, Lemuel. Slow down.
00:54:23I don't think I could ever be involved with an alien.
00:54:27Just give me some time, Renee.
00:54:29That's all I ask.
00:54:33So, Lemuel,
00:54:35what brought you here?
00:54:37You mean, like, to Bel-Air?
00:54:39No, I mean, like, to Earth.
00:54:41What do you mean, Earth is Fun City?
00:54:43What?
00:54:45I'm having a good time. I'm on vacation.
00:54:47Seeing new places.
00:54:49Doing new things.
00:54:51What do you do anyway?
00:54:53Lets me meet people
00:54:55and get to know them.
00:54:57I meet more people and get to know them better in a month
00:54:59than I'll bet you do in an entire year.
00:55:01This is too much.
00:55:03Cut it out.
00:55:05Get serious here.
00:55:07Come on. Let's go hear some jazz.
00:55:21♪
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01:00:17You're a kill goer.
01:00:19You're dead.
01:00:36I don't think this is enough for you.
01:00:41You feel this.
01:00:59Take him upstairs and lock him up.
01:01:01It won't be long before he'll do anything
01:01:03for another taste of soda.
01:01:33Stop!
01:02:03Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
01:02:33Hyah!
01:02:46Hyah!
01:02:48Hyah!
01:02:51Hyah!
01:03:04Hyah!
01:03:06Hyah!
01:03:17Hyah!
01:03:20Hyah!
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01:03:55Hyah!
01:03:59Hyah!
01:04:01Hyah!
01:04:33Let him go.
01:04:59Let him go.
01:05:03Are you all right?
01:05:33Let him go.
01:06:03Let him go.
01:06:12Good morning.
01:06:14I'm making us some breakfast.
01:06:17How are you feeling?
01:06:19Great.
01:06:22What happened to you last night?
01:06:27How'd I get here?
01:06:29He just came in and passed out.
01:06:33Lemro?
01:06:36Are you feeling okay?
01:06:39Yes and no.
01:06:41You know that stuff they shot your brother up with?
01:06:44Yes.
01:06:45Well, I got an armload full of it yesterday, too.
01:06:48No, Lemro, not you, too.
01:06:50I didn't respect those guys enough.
01:06:53Tell me what the stuff does.
01:06:55You mean what it did to Steven?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:01Do you really want to know?
01:07:03Yeah, I really want to know.
01:07:06I have to know.
01:07:08By tonight, you'll do anything for another hit.
01:07:11By tomorrow morning, you'll be nuts.
01:07:13Nuts?
01:07:14Nuts. Crazy, insane.
01:07:16And if you don't shoot up again then,
01:07:18I don't know what'll happen next.
01:07:21Great. Was I wearing a jacket when I came in last night?
01:07:24Yes, over there.
01:07:29Check this out.
01:07:33Lemro, you found it.
01:07:36Yeah, I came out with the goods.
01:07:40Where's your hap?
01:07:42It's right here.
01:07:44Let's see it.
01:07:56Of course.
01:07:58It's part of a device that makes soma.
01:08:01What's soma?
01:08:03It's what me and your brother are pumped up with.
01:08:05Well, okay, but what is it?
01:08:08It's an alien designer drug.
01:08:10I've heard of designer drugs.
01:08:12That's when a scientist looks at a molecule of an illegal drug
01:08:16and moves an electron from here over to here.
01:08:19And it's still just as deadly as before,
01:08:21only now it's legal.
01:08:23Right. You've already got drugs like that here on Earth.
01:08:25Imagine what kind of drugs they'll be able to make here in a thousand years.
01:08:30This drug was designed on my planet with 30th century technology.
01:08:33It's what you guys on Earth are headed for.
01:08:36Renegade scientists designed this to be the most addictive drug possible,
01:08:40given human body chemistry,
01:08:42the body chemistry of life forms like us.
01:08:45It's been illegal on my planet for ten centuries.
01:08:48But how could anything be worse than, say, heroin or cocaine?
01:08:52How could anything be worse?
01:08:53This is worse.
01:08:55First of all, doing this drug feels almost as good as having sex.
01:08:59It's designed with 30th century technology and it doesn't feel better than having sex?
01:09:06Nothing feels better than having sex.
01:09:11Okay.
01:09:13It feels great at first.
01:09:15Then it leaves you alone for a day or so.
01:09:17Then it hurts like hell until you do it again.
01:09:19You do this drug five times, you're hooked for life.
01:09:22You do it a couple hundred times, you die.
01:09:25You go cold turkey, you die.
01:09:28The only cure after five times is a 100% total blood transfusion.
01:09:35And only Keith Richards can afford that.
01:09:40Lemmo, are you telling me that you and my brother are going to die?
01:09:45How many times does he say that?
01:09:46Twice.
01:09:48And he gave me a double dose.
01:09:50So we're about even.
01:09:53We're okay.
01:09:55We haven't shot up five times yet.
01:09:59We can still kick it.
01:10:01We can still go cold turkey.
01:10:04Lemmo,
01:10:06I don't know if my brother has the strength.
01:10:09They keep sending him packages of the drug to taunt him.
01:10:11And I don't know if he has the strength to resist.
01:10:15We'll give him the strength.
01:10:20It's going to hurt like hell.
01:10:23And in three days,
01:10:28we'll be clean again.
01:10:42Yes, yes, please.
01:10:45Just one more shot.
01:10:49Get ready.
01:10:58Thank you.
01:11:00Thank you.
01:11:11No!
01:11:27He's dead.
01:11:37Some wimps can't handle it.
01:11:41They miss him so.
01:12:09Delicious.
01:12:12Come on.
01:12:23Look, there's Delilah.
01:12:33Give me some.
01:12:36Give me some Soma.
01:12:41Give me some.
01:13:12She doesn't have much longer.
01:13:14She's all used up.
01:13:17Get rid of her.
01:13:22How much Soma do we have left?
01:13:24About a quart.
01:13:25A quart!
01:13:27We've got to get the other half of that disc.
01:13:30You know how much it's worth, this?
01:13:32Tell me.
01:13:36The most addictive drug in history.
01:13:38The most addictive drug in history.
01:13:41Better than heroin.
01:13:43Better than cocaine.
01:13:45It'll make the heroin business look puny.
01:13:48The coke business,
01:13:50punk.
01:13:53It's worth billions.
01:13:57Wait here.
01:14:09Wait here.
01:14:23What?
01:14:39Oh, Hitler,
01:14:41who art in hell,
01:14:43help me find this disc!
01:15:08Scrooge!
01:15:14Scrooge!
01:15:17Nimrod's got the disc.
01:15:20He's got all of it.
01:15:24Find him and kill him!
01:15:32Does your brother live far from here?
01:15:34Only about 15 minutes.
01:15:35How do you feel?
01:15:38So far, so good.
01:15:40A little hot.
01:15:47You said he'd call.
01:15:50He'll call.
01:15:59Hi.
01:16:01Hi, Steve.
01:16:02Hi, Steve.
01:16:04So good to see you.
01:16:08This is Lemo.
01:16:11Her name's told me a lot about you.
01:16:14She told me some things I found pretty hard to believe.
01:16:18I told him about your ears.
01:16:21I told him you're from somewhere else.
01:16:24Yeah, right.
01:16:26She told me where you're from.
01:16:28France.
01:16:30Look, pal, I don't care where you're from.
01:16:33If you're a friend of Renee's, you're okay with me.
01:16:40I'm going to the car.
01:16:42I'll be right back.
01:16:46You play football, don't you?
01:16:48That's right.
01:16:50Look, that's me right now.
01:16:53I've seen you play. You've got great hands.
01:16:56Thanks.
01:16:58Nothing's so great right now, though.
01:17:08When was the last time you shot up?
01:17:11Yesterday.
01:17:13That's when they shot me up.
01:17:17I thought I was going to die.
01:17:20I had to have another hit.
01:17:22And that was your second time?
01:17:24That's right. So you've only had one hit.
01:17:28It was a double dose. We're about even.
01:17:31You don't know what it's like when this stuff starts to twist itself around inside you.
01:17:36You feel like you'd rather taste it than live.
01:17:39I'm not shooting up again.
01:17:41That's easy for you to say now.
01:17:44Just wait till tonight. Wait till tomorrow morning.
01:17:47You wait.
01:17:49I'm making up my mind now.
01:17:51I'm not going to quit till I'm clean.
01:17:54All right.
01:17:55Me neither.
01:17:57Whatever it takes.
01:17:59Whatever it takes.
01:18:01We're going to have to move to a hotel.
01:18:04They know where you live.
01:18:14This is the place.
01:18:16This is where it's going to happen.
01:18:25Stay with it, buddy.
01:18:28I can handle it if you can't.
01:18:31No goddamn aliens are going to out-macho me.
01:18:38I can't handle it! I can't handle it!
01:18:41It's driving me crazy!
01:18:50Lemme out!
01:18:56Thanks. I need that.
01:19:05It's still 104 degrees.
01:19:08And your temperature's no better.
01:19:11This is killing you both!
01:19:14No way.
01:19:16We're going to make it.
01:19:18You've got to stop this before it kills you!
01:19:21Lighten up.
01:19:22Lighten up.
01:19:48I feel good.
01:19:52We made it.
01:19:55We're going to be okay.
01:20:00How are you feeling?
01:20:02Wonderful.
01:20:04I don't know if I could ever thank you enough, Renee.
01:20:06I'm so glad you will again.
01:20:10I'm going out for some air. You want anything?
01:20:13Steve, can I ask you something?
01:20:16You bet.
01:20:18How do you like Lemro?
01:20:20If it wasn't for him, I don't think I'd be clean now.
01:20:23I guess I'd still be using that miserable drug.
01:20:26Maybe the real question is, how do you like him?
01:20:30The first time I met him, I thought he was wonderful.
01:20:33And then I was furious at him.
01:20:37And now, he's done so much for us.
01:20:40Don't you think so?
01:20:42Yeah, I do. He has.
01:20:44I mean, he got into all this just for my sake.
01:20:47Don't forget what he is, Renee.
01:20:50I can't.
01:20:53Okay. I'll see you in a few.
01:21:07Where's Steve?
01:21:09Went out for some air.
01:21:11I called some friends. They'll be here in an hour and a half.
01:21:14You feel good now?
01:21:16I feel wonderful.
01:21:18Lemro.
01:21:20Yes?
01:21:22Is your planet very beautiful?
01:21:33It's beyond anything you've ever imagined.
01:21:36Do you miss it?
01:21:39Very much.
01:21:42Tell me what it's like.
01:21:48Silver grass.
01:21:51Mountains ten miles high.
01:21:54Five moons, ten suns.
01:21:57At night, the air is rich and sweet.
01:22:00You want to drink it more than breathe it.
01:22:04Don't you have pollution like we do?
01:22:07We whipped pollution 500 years ago.
01:22:10Our air is as clean as yours was when the dinosaurs breathed it.
01:22:13Do you have oceans and ships?
01:22:16Enormous oceans.
01:22:18My world is a third again as big as Earth.
01:22:21And our oceans are enormous.
01:22:24Some of the fish that swim in them are intelligent.
01:22:27And raise crops under sea that we trade with them for.
01:22:31And we have sailing ships.
01:22:34With broad sails the size of a football field.
01:22:38What's the name of that ship?
01:22:40Football field.
01:22:42What's the name of it?
01:22:44It's called Sticks.
01:22:48Lemuel.
01:22:51I love you.
01:23:10Now we know what it is. Tell us how it got here.
01:23:13It fell here, just like Scammer told you.
01:23:16After they were outlawed ten centuries ago,
01:23:19all but one of them was destroyed.
01:23:22The last one resided in the Museum of Planetary History
01:23:26until last month.
01:23:28It was stolen.
01:23:30It was stolen.
01:23:32It was stolen.
01:23:34It was stolen.
01:23:36It was stolen.
01:23:38It was stolen.
01:23:40But the robbery didn't go smoothly as planned.
01:23:43When the thieves felt us closing in on them,
01:23:45they encased it in a rock-like substance
01:23:48and launched it into space.
01:23:50It was on a trajectory that would have returned it to Sticks in five years.
01:23:54But instead, it entered an uncharted black hole
01:23:58which flung it into an entirely unexpected region of the universe.
01:24:02Your region.
01:24:04It fell to Earth here two weeks ago.
01:24:07Only my discovery of the uncharted black hole
01:24:11permitted me, amongst the thousands of agents assigned to this case,
01:24:15to trace it to its destination.
01:24:18Why didn't you tell us before?
01:24:21It is forbidden.
01:24:23Our orders were to do nothing
01:24:26that might enable anyone who found it
01:24:29to learn what it was and how to use it.
01:24:33I think it's safe to assume they figured it out.
01:24:37Yeah.
01:24:56Man, am I glad we're out of here.
01:24:58Not out of the woods yet.
01:25:00This is incredible.
01:25:02Quick, this way!
01:25:07Shit!
01:25:38Steve, Ray, run for cover.
01:25:40I'll hold them here.
01:25:55Everybody, hold your fire!
01:25:57Come here.
01:26:01Now give us the disc
01:26:03or your friend gets it.
01:26:05Don't do it, Rene!
01:26:07Do it, Rene,
01:26:09or we'll blast that poor bastard brother of yours
01:26:13from here to hell.
01:26:15No.
01:26:17Steve?
01:26:18Get your friend out of the street.
01:26:22Liberl, forget about me!
01:26:24Stay where you are!
01:26:29Come here, you little fucking whore!
01:26:32Leave me alone!
01:26:34I don't care what you're up to!
01:26:36I'm finished!
01:26:38Fuck!
01:26:40I'm going to kill you!
01:26:42Leave it, it's over, my friend!
01:26:44Leave it, it's over!
01:26:45Now, switch them.
01:27:05Say goodbye to your girlfriend, asshole.
01:27:25Renee!
01:27:47Your friend Steve will be fine.
01:27:50It's a superficial leg wound.
01:27:52You can set your mind at ease.
01:28:22Move it! Move it!
01:28:52I'm going to rape you, and then I'm going to kill you!
01:29:22Let me kill her.
01:29:23No.
01:29:24Let me kill her!
01:29:25No!
01:29:27I'm going to kill her!
01:29:32You killed Steve.
01:30:01You killed Scourge!
01:30:13You two clean up here.
01:30:15Kilgore's mine.
01:30:19Back off, Nimrod.
01:30:21The girl gets it.
01:30:22Renee!
01:30:24You're alive.
01:30:26Get out of here, darling!
01:30:27Run for your life!
01:30:29Better listen to a hero.
01:30:31Oh, right.
01:30:32Touch one hair on her head, and I swear to God, I'll blow your brains out.
01:30:42Think you're so tough?
01:30:44I challenge you to a fair fight, hand to hand, man to man.
01:30:50Right here, right now.
01:30:57Got the guts for an asshole?
01:31:00You...
01:31:03I've been waiting for a chance to do this.
01:32:34I didn't hit you that hard, buddy.
01:33:02Do you know how good I feel now, dear?
01:33:30Tell me.
01:33:31Do you know how good I feel now, dear?
01:33:37Tell me, what do you know?
01:33:39Nobody cares for you.
01:33:41Think they're dumb?
01:33:43How can they care when their brains are numb?
01:33:47Don't even try.
01:33:49They want to die, Nancy.
01:33:51Don't go around and try to spoil my fun.
01:33:55They're gonna get it.
01:34:51They're gonna get it.
01:35:19They're gonna get it.
01:35:49They're gonna get it.