Canadian Buys Lunch At 7-Eleven In Thailand
We join Chantal as she navigates through the 7-Eleven in Thailand next to her accommodations. Once her shopping basket is set up in her cart she cruises the aisles looking for meds and snacks. She picks up some mouthwash but by the time she decides it’s not the brand she wants, she is already in another part of the store and places it on top of a freezer next to some other items. She attempts to get a slushie but the machine isn’t cold enough so when it’s mostly liquid instead of ice, she leaves the cup on the machine and walks away. By this time the only things in her cart are a bag of ice and a cup of ice. She picks up a cheese sandwich, two 5-packs of cheesy chicken hotdogs, pizza flavoured chips, Pringles, another bag of chips, 2 bottles of juice, a can of sugar free blueberry soda, a can of coca cola, a bottle of walnut milk, a 6-pack of green desserts, a 4-pack of yellow desserts, a bag of candy, a chocolate covered and almond ice cream bar, and finally two Winnie the Pooh popsicles. Before heading to the checkout counter, she places her phone in her purse and we don’t see her again until 8 minutes later when she’s back in her room. Once back in her room she starts the unpacking process and tries one of the Pooh popsicles. The next thing she tries is one of the yellow dessert snacks. Next she tears into the pizza chips and bites into one of the green desserts. No, she did not wash her hands after returning from the store before eating. She opens the cheese sandwich and it goes down pretty easily. She starts her first of ten hotdogs on a stick, which were microwaved by the cashier at checkout. It is now 10:49AM and Chantal is enjoying her lunch from 7-Eleven. Next she pops the Pringles and the sugar free soda chasing it down with a huge cup of ice water.
Transcript
00:00I'm having a total of 10 halal beavers for lunch. This is why you just stay away from 7-eleven.
00:15All right, we got this.
00:19Sorry the wobbling.
00:30Can I get a fish for the microwave?
00:34Oh, they have delivery.
00:38What the hell?
00:51They have a cart?
00:57They have a cart.
00:59That's cool.
01:06Okay, I'll get the ice cream last, because
01:13there's no microwave aisle. Candy aisle, please.
01:17Okay.
01:29The pharmacy's closed. They have Advil?
01:38What's this stuff?
01:41Here's the medicine, okay.
01:47Okay.
01:54Download lens? Yeah, I need to.
01:57For throat.
02:01I don't have anything.
02:07Show the slushie section?
02:11I will.
02:11It's hard to find any medicine
02:23because they have a... maybe I can get some mouthwash.
02:32Listerine?
02:33Yeah, this one. 40 bucks.
02:44I need Tylenol. I can't find any because the pharmacy's closed here, so that sucks.
02:58Waters? Which ones are on sale?
03:03I don't even know.
03:13Oh, Listerine does? Oh, I didn't know that. Really?
03:19That's not good.
03:23I'll have to put it back. Oh, these are too heavy.
03:26Like, why do I have to put myself through this? I'm just gonna get a few waters only.
03:33Oh, there's a little ice pack.
03:42Yeah, how big is this?
03:50I'm getting ice, that's for sure.
03:54I'll put it here.
03:56Sorry, it's inconsiderate. Don't yell at me, please.
04:03Yeah, the bag looks weird inside. I don't know. All right, should I get an ice? Yes, I should.
04:19I did close the fridge. You weirdo.
04:25Oh, here's the slush. Should I get a slush instead? It doesn't look like it's working.
04:30Is it? Let me try.
04:35Strawberry or cola? Strawberry.
04:42Is it working?
04:45I think so.
04:49Oh, nope, it's not working yet.
04:52Wait. I'm not mixing them, really? Okay.
05:05Whoa. No, it's not working yet.
05:18I'm gonna get in trouble.
05:22I don't know where to throw it. I'm embarrassed. I need to get out of here.
05:36I smell noodles.
05:41Should I get some? No. Okay, cheese.
05:47What else? Oh, these are good.
06:05What kind of pizza is this? They all have ham? Ew, I can't eat that.
06:16Uh-uh, uh-uh. Maybe get one more.
06:38I can't throw away the cup. There's nowhere to throw it. If someone works here, we'll take care
06:42of it. So, you know, don't worry about it. It's not like I can't really throw it anywhere,
06:55right? I don't know what they want me to do with it. Maybe they don't want to throw it away
07:00because it's like a waste, you know? Okay, what am I gonna get? Doritos?
07:07I don't want Doritos.
07:11Honestly. Oh, pizza flavor? Oh my god, pizza chips. Get out of my town. You have to be kidding me.
07:24There you go.
07:30Pringles, yes please.
07:37Spicy lobster? That sounds good.
07:48What kind of drinks? These are the best ever. Where is it? Oh, yeah. Vitamin C.
07:56These are so good. I think I'll just get one. Nescafe. What does this say? Latte. What is this?
08:12Is this a mocha or black ice? Ew. What kind is this?
08:21I don't think so.
08:26Electrolyte drinks? Oh, what is the green? No, this is vitamin C drinks. What flavor is this?
08:46Zero sugar schwaps? Wow.
08:57Electrolyte drinks? Hold on. I should have got this last. Where's the electrolyte drinks?
09:17I don't like those though.
09:22Oh, the vitamin C waters?
09:26Vitamin water.
09:3512 baht? 10 baht.
09:47Vitamin B?
09:51What?
09:52Nah. Good night.
09:59Good night, walnut milk. What? Okay, let's try this.
10:07Good night, walnut milk. That's pretty cool. All right, that's all I'm getting for now.
10:16Listen, you wanted me to come to 7-Eleven and now you're going to complain about how I do things?
10:22Coconut jelly? What?
10:28Yum. This looks good.
10:37What is this?
10:43What is this?
10:47Let's try it.
10:48I don't know what it is. Oh, cheese? Oh, sausage.
11:01Why are you guys coming for me? Huh? Jumbo sausage?
11:06Just go and stand there. Watch me.
11:28Got electrolyte drinks? Where? I didn't see any.
11:32No, I'm not dehydrated, I don't think. I ate a lot of sauce.
11:37But everything is hard for me to read, so that's why.
11:45I didn't see salt at all. Salt? Yum, look at these.
11:53They must have salt, right?
12:00Oh, chocolate. Oh no, I need ice cream instead.
12:10These are good.
12:14Do you guys hate me for something?
12:34Oh no.
12:40True.
12:40Okay, ice cream.
12:46What's this here?
13:03I don't really want any ice cream.
13:06Popsicles?
13:11Oh, what's this? This looks yummy. Oh, we need a spoon.
13:20What the hell?
13:29Okay, you guys have to go in the bag because I have to carry a lot. I can't find salt.
13:38There's one in the bag.
13:41No, I don't. I can't find salt. I'll ask, maybe.
13:50Be right back.
14:11Oh my gosh, are you guys okay?
14:28Whoa, can you hear me?
14:33Oh my gosh, my phone is overheating. That's not good.
14:38That's weird.
14:40Hold on. Hold on, you're freaking hot, man. That was scary in there, in the freaking 7-Eleven.
14:48Pizza chips? Icy ice? Some barbecue looking chips? Fritzy pizza chips? What is this?
14:59Let's try it. Hold on, I gotta put my ice cream. Yeah, it will feel good on my face, eh?
15:03Oh, that's what they do for the ice cream. They put it in a little bag. That's cool.
15:13Okay, let me put this away. Except, I'm gonna have something right now.
15:19Water and this Schweppes blueberry lemon soda, sugar-free. It's sugar-free.
15:28That's sugar-free, y'all. That does not look sugar-free. It looks so good. And it's sugar-free!
15:33Thank you, Rafe. You're welcome. Thank you, Rafe. She a snack.
15:44Whatever.
15:47I love it. Oh my god, the strawberries.
15:53Rafe, you did great. And it's sugar-free!
16:04Okay, I'm gonna put my ice cream in the fridge.
16:22I could not. What was that? Is my battery gonna die? Look at this.
16:27I couldn't find salt. We need a poo, honey, milk, and strawberry. Let's see.
16:41I'm gonna tell you right now, this looks like that cool ice cream from the ice cream guys.
16:49Tastes like honey. It would be better if it was like a lemon.
16:53I'd like it if it was tart.
17:02I'm like a kid on vacay. Every time I see you, oh, I try to hide away.
17:22It's not gelatin.
17:35Oh my god, that's so good. It's like mochi, like dough. It's sweet. It's good.
17:41Okay, what do we eat now? Let's try these chips.
17:49Ew, it smells like farts when you first open it.
17:53Oh, I have these things also. They're hot. What the heck?
18:03They have pork inside? No.
18:09I don't know what it is. No, I didn't wash my hands.
18:18See, they heat them up for you.
18:22Oh, it's hot. Pizza chips.
18:33No, that's not. That's lunch. It's 10.49.
18:42Wow. A feeding frenzy.
18:46That's sugar-free, y'all. And it's sugar-free, woo!
19:01Look at this.
19:05This is the best munchies.
19:09If you ever come to Thailand, try the cheese toasties and the halal wieners.
19:16Oh, the wiener's hot.
19:29But it's like microwaved, so it's a wrinkly wiener.
19:32Look at that.
19:41Ew, cheese. There's skin behind the cheese.
19:51Smells manufactured.
19:52Mmm. I don't have a 7-Eleven at home, that's why.
20:04It's 10.53 a.m. The chips are good.
20:10I'm just eating lunch. Yeah.
20:16It's a really good diet soda. I really enjoy that.
20:19Am I stress-eating? No. I just picked up a little bag of candy.
20:29The total cost was, I don't know, I forget.
20:35It's a chicken hot dog. Mustard would be good.
20:40I got a lot of things.
20:50Where's the receipt? They did give me sauce. Chili sauce. Wieners.
21:00See if this is good. Ow. Nope.
21:11There's one, two, three, four, five wieners per pack.
21:18Sour cream and onion Pringles.
21:25I'm having a total of 10 halal wieners for lunch.
21:31This is why you should stay away from 7-Eleven.
21:33That's all the wieners. I'm not on my phone.
21:46Okay, you guys. I have to get healthy while I'm here.