Bob (X) vs. Eva (O), 1/76
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00:00at Cliffside Park High School.
00:02Which star is it?
00:04McClain-Stevenson?
00:07Sandy Duncan?
00:10Big Bird?
00:13Cheryl Channing?
00:16George Gobel?
00:18Anson Williams?
00:21Damond Wilson?
00:23Marsha Wallace?
00:25Or Paul Lynde?
00:27All in the Hollywood Squares.
00:29And here is the master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:32Peter Marshall.
00:33Thank you, Kelly. Good morning.
00:34Welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
00:35Hello, stars.
00:36Hello.
00:37Oh, the Big Bird is back with us.
00:39Big Bird, we've missed you.
00:40Hi, Pat.
00:41Yes.
00:42Everything all right?
00:43Oh, fine.
00:44Great to be here.
00:45Did you watch Oscar, the grouch on the show?
00:46Oh, he's such a grouch.
00:47Yes, he is.
00:48But he may be grouchy on the outside,
00:50but inside beats a heart of stone.
00:52Oh, I can imagine.
00:55We have two new contestants on the show,
00:57and I'll tell you why.
00:58Because yesterday,
00:59McLean Stevenson won for both of our players.
01:01Our young lady walked away with $9,500 because of Mac.
01:04And a gentleman, Joe Pappa from Chicago,
01:06won over $20,000.
01:08So we welcomed Ava Keller.
01:09Hi, Ava.
01:10Hi.
01:11Welcome back.
01:12Ava is a beauty salon receptionist
01:13married with two children.
01:14And we are in the middle of the first game,
01:16so no cash shows.
01:17Good luck this day.
01:19And then yesterday,
01:20we also said hello to Bob Hallam,
01:21who I just...
01:22You were just engaged when?
01:24This weekend.
01:25And your fiancé is in the audience this morning?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Are you out there, the future Mrs. Hallam?
01:30Yeah.
01:32I think she is, Bob.
01:34Stockbroker and likes flying.
01:36We have a commercial,
01:37then we'll continue with the Hollywood Squares.
01:41Hi, honey.
01:42Look what I just brought home.
01:44What is it today, dear?
01:46Two Kit Kats.
01:48Two...
01:49Yeah, two Kit Kat chocolate bars.
01:51One for me and one for you.
01:53But...
01:54But what?
01:55But what?
01:56Outside, it's delicious chocolate.
01:58Inside, it's light and crispy and crunchy.
02:01Aren't you glad I brought you one?
02:03Good, honey.
02:08Chocolatey Crispy Kit Kat.
02:12My house just hasn't been the same.
02:14Not since I discovered light and airy donuts
02:17from the Morton Donut Shop.
02:19And now, Morton has something new.
02:21Three great-tasting, old-fashioned cake donuts.
02:24Clean, powdered, and sugar and spice.
02:26They're so rich and moist
02:28because they're made from a special recipe
02:30the donut shop way.
02:31And frozen fresh, so they're fresh
02:34whenever you want them fresh.
02:36Tomorrow, let Morton turn your house into a donut shop.
02:43Object for the players is to get three stars in a row,
02:45either across or diagonally.
02:46It is up to them to figure out the stars.
02:48Give you a correct answer, make you one up.
02:49That's what they get.
02:50The Squares game is worth $200.
02:51We play a two-out-of-three match.
02:53$200 every day.
02:54We play the Secret Square game.
02:55We'll play that game
02:56as soon as we complete the one in progress.
02:57First game of the match, two circles up there.
02:59But, Bob, Hallam, your turn.
03:00Anson Williams.
03:02Oh, boy.
03:03Who was the Manassah mauler?
03:06There's only one person who was the Manassah mauler.
03:09Merlin Olson.
03:10Merlin Olson.
03:13I disagree.
03:14It was Jack Dempsey.
03:15Good.
03:16Yes.
03:17Not Merlin Olson.
03:18He's mauled it up.
03:19No.
03:20The Manassah mauler is Jack Dempsey.
03:21Okay, Ava?
03:22Yes, please.
03:24Paul, does Ann Landers think there's anything wrong with you
03:29if you do your housework in the nude?
03:33No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing.
03:36Oh.
03:45Also, your bristle could be a missile.
03:49Yeah.
03:53Well, I think there's nothing wrong with it.
03:56She said, no, there's nothing wrong.
03:57I agree.
03:58She said, if you enjoy doing it that way, do it.
04:01That's according to Ann, and we agree.
04:07Radar's best friend, McLean Stevenson.
04:09Alrighty.
04:10What will an Ishihara test tell you?
04:17If you have terminal zits.
04:23Terminal zits?
04:25I can understand that.
04:26Ishihara.
04:27I may have peaked out Thursday.
04:28Ishihara.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Ishihara test is...
04:31What will it tell you?
04:32It's a psychological test.
04:34A psychological test.
04:36That's a good one.
04:43I hate to be so negative, but I don't have to disagree.
04:45Good for you.
04:46It means it's to test whether you are colorblind.
04:49Yeah.
04:50You have the block.
04:52Big Bird, please.
04:53Big Bird for $200.
04:55Listen carefully, Big Bird.
04:57According to the world book, what is the biggest bird on Earth?
05:04Well, you mean other than me?
05:06Uh-huh.
05:07What kind of a bird are you, by the way?
05:09I'm a lark.
05:10A lark.
05:12You certainly are.
05:14But besides you, Big Bird, what is the biggest bird on Earth?
05:22Well, it's not.
05:25It's either an emu or an ostrich.
05:29I would say an ostrich.
05:30An ostrich.
05:31I agree.
05:32It's an ostrich.
05:33Very good, Big Bird.
05:34You have the block.
05:37Okay, little boy, the Secret Square game now is worth about $9,200.
05:40Kenny?
05:41And circle starts this Secret Square.
05:43First, we'll jet you from Los Angeles for a week's stay for two
05:46at the Thunderbird Hotel, located in the heart of the famous strip.
05:49Luxury accommodations, big name entertainment,
05:52and 24-hour fun furnished by the Thunderbird Hotel.
05:55And watches.
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15:45The ones with ice cream.
15:46Gee, Ben!
15:47Gee, Ben!
15:48Gee, Ben!
15:49EW CAN programm
15:50This cough is nothing to cheer about.
15:51Get with it.
15:52Take Hold.
15:53I've got cough drops.
15:54Hold is better than leading cough drops.
15:56Read the label.
15:57Has dextromethorphan.
16:00Real cough medicine.
16:012 Hold will work up to four hours.
16:03Great game.
16:04Great party.
16:06Hey ... I hardly coughed in four hours.
16:08Now that's something to cheer about.
16:11Right!
16:12New Hold 4-hour cough suppressant.
16:13... better than cough drops.
16:14And he contested and won five matches for $2,000.
16:19It happened yesterday.
16:20He wins the grand prize, including his or her automobiles.
16:22It's a new kind of American car, international in design and heritage,
16:25with new efficiencies in size, space, service and operations.
16:28It's the Chevy Chevette, furnished by Chevrolet.
16:30Tell them about that fabulous $8,000 cruise for two, Ken.
16:32Oh, that's on board Sitmar Cruises' TSS Fairwind.
16:35There are five fun-filled weeks of cruising in the romantic Caribbean
16:38through the Panama Canal and then along the sun-splashed Mexican Riviera.
16:42Oh, that sounds beautiful, Kenny.
16:44Yeah, cash total of $5,000.
16:45All told, cash and prizes valued at over $20,000.
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17:52We're having a game of the match, Bob Hallum, big star.
17:54Mr. George Lonesome Goble.
17:56Mr. Lonesome, true or false, there were several dozen people in Arkansas
18:02who have been in isolation since September, waiting for the end of the world.
18:10And if they're watching now, you've got about 18 minutes.
18:20No, this is true.
18:22And some of them had to leave, only the children had to go to school.
18:26But they all stayed there in that store, that place.
18:30He said, yes, there have been people who have been in isolation since September, expecting the end of the world.
18:35In Arkansas, and they're sitting there waiting.
18:37Well, I know about some people with the flying saucer bit and taking off.
18:41But who are not true isolation, but I will agree with that.
18:46Not bad?
18:47Not bad.
18:48Yes, sir.
18:49You're a lawyer.
18:51Okay, well, that's fair.
18:53Sandy Duncan, please.
18:55Sandy, according to the famous old song,
18:57I shouted it from the highest hills and even told the golden daffodils about what?
19:01Daffodils.
19:03Uh, shouted from the highest...
19:05Just give me the tune. I know this.
19:07That's all right.
19:08Just give me the tune. Do you know the tune?
19:09I...
19:10I really can't...
19:11I even told the golden daffodils...
19:13You...
19:15Oh, gosh.
19:16Once I had a secret...
19:17A secret love that...
19:19I'm terribly sorry, I really have to destroy the question,
19:22because Marsha called out the answer to the question.
19:24She didn't mean to, though.
19:25I know she didn't mean to.
19:26She...
19:27Uh, Marsha...
19:28She's sorry.
19:29Would you get the heck out of here?
19:30We're here.
19:31Just because we haven't got...
19:32Now, that is the answer, Marsha.
19:34We were looking for Freddy Fender's big head and...
19:36I was just giving her the tune, you know?
19:38You should have gone...
19:39He went, oh, once I had a secret love.
19:42We have to go back to a Sandy Duncan...
19:43Oh, that's all right, Marsha.
19:44She was being nice.
19:45Yes, she certainly was.
19:46Okay.
19:47Are there any millionaires...
19:48Yes.
19:49...in Russia?
19:50Oh, didn't you read that article?
19:52In Atlanta, it goes incredible.
19:55Yes.
19:58At least, yes.
20:00I disagree.
20:01No.
20:02Yes.
20:03Yes.
20:04She's sincere about the article.
20:05Two X's go up there.
20:06Bob?
20:07McLean-Stevenson.
20:09All righty.
20:10Are there any special problems that childhood sweethearts run into
20:13when they get married?
20:14Yes or no?
20:19Childhood sweethearts.
20:20Is there any special problems they run into
20:22when they get married?
20:23Childhood sweethearts.
20:24Yes or no?
20:26Well, I would say no because I can't think of any.
20:29It must be...
20:30No.
20:31There's no special problems they run into?
20:32No.
20:34Hmm.
20:44Would you want to run that by me again?
20:46Sure.
20:47Are there any special problems that childhood sweethearts run into
20:49when they get married?
20:50You said no.
20:52I'm going to have to disagree.
20:53I'm going to have to disagree.
20:54Studies show that they tend to lose romantic interest
20:56in each other soon after marrying.
20:58And we have another X.
20:59All right.
21:00And a commercial.
21:01Very good, Bob.
21:04Do you look older than your husband?
21:06I thought I did.
21:07Until I discovered the secret of oil of Olay,
21:10the mysterious beauty fluid that helps you look your youngest.
21:14Skin drinks in oil of Olay.
21:16Pure moisture and tropical oils soothe away dryness
21:20so those little lines and wrinkles are less noticeable.
21:23Oil of Olay.
21:24So you may look your youngest.
21:26How nice for your husband.
21:28And for you.
21:29So you may look your youngest.
21:31Share the secret of oil of Olay.
21:34You know what I've always looked for?
21:36A douche that's delicate and feminine.
21:38And look, I found it.
21:40Dismiss Disposable Douche.
21:42A complete three-ounce douche with pre-measured powder already inside.
21:46Just add warm water.
21:48Dismiss lets you feel so fresh and feminine and nice.
21:52And everything's disposable, too.
21:54Isn't that a good idea?
21:56Dismiss, the little disposable douche.
21:58There's nothing like it.
22:04Ava, your turn.
22:05Big Bird, please.
22:06All righty, for the block.
22:07According to Dr. Spock,
22:09when in their lives do most children start to use dirty words?
22:14Do you know about dirty words, Big Bird?
22:16Well, sometimes people seem to write them a lot on the walls around.
22:21Mm-hmm.
22:26But what was the question?
22:27At what age do most children start to use dirty words?
22:31Um, well, I'm just beginning.
22:34No, no, just, I, not me.
22:37Um, oh, um, um, six?
22:42Six.
22:43I disagree.
22:44Four.
22:45Naughty, naughty, naughty.
22:48Naughty.
22:49Wipe that shit.
22:50Put the block there.
22:51Okay, your turn, Bob.
22:52Paul in.
22:53Uh, Paul for $400 in the championship.
22:55Burt Reynolds says that something about his body,
22:57Burt Reynolds' body, reminds him of Roy Rogers.
23:01What?
23:04Uh, saddle sores.
23:12They both spend so much time in the saddle.
23:19Uh, something of his reminds him of Roy.
23:22Yeah.
23:23Probably his legs.
23:24I think they're both slightly bowlegged.
23:26His legs, from horseback riding.
23:29I'm gonna agree.
23:30Nope, his eyes.
23:32Burt says he has Roy Rogers' eyes.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He's always complaining about his legs.
23:37Yeah, okay, I have a break for you.
23:41Demond Wilson, please.
23:43For $400 in the championship.
23:45Demond Wilson, please.
23:46For $400 in the championship.
23:48True or false, in various times in history,
23:50men wore perfume more than women wore perfume.
23:56Yes.
23:57He said yes.
23:58I would say that that's true.
23:59I agree that it's true.
24:00Also, powder and oils on their bod-bods.
24:01And we have a brand-new champion, Ava Keller.
24:03Congratulations to you.
24:08Well, Bob, we have $200 in cash for you.
24:11We have lovely parting gifts.
24:12And congratulations on your engagement.
24:14I love Holland, ladies and gentlemen.
24:15Thank you very much, Bob.
24:16My pleasure.
24:19Ladies and gentlemen, a lieutenant
24:21of the United States Naval Air Force, Rick Bradley.
24:23Hi, lieutenant.
24:24Glad to have you on the show.
24:25Sit right down.
24:26Ava Keller here.
24:28All right, we're gonna find out more about you now.
24:30First of all, how long have you been in the Naval Air Force?
24:33About eight years.
24:34I see.
24:35Married, father of a little girl.
24:36Is that true?
24:37One little girl, yes.
24:38All right, now, do you...
24:39What kind of chances do you have to watch
24:40daytime television in Hollywood Square?
24:41Not very much.
24:42Not very much.
24:43I watch the nighttime version.
24:44Aha.
24:45So you obviously know how this game is played.
24:47Yes, I do.
24:48We're gonna have you just relax for just a moment
24:49and have a commercial.
24:50Then we're gonna return and start a brand new match
24:52right after this.
24:54Meet Lipton Tea Taster.
24:56Don Meredith?
24:58That's right.
24:59Jeff and Hazel's baby boy.
25:00We've been tasting Lipton tea down home
25:02ever since I can remember.
25:03Now, I don't know why Lipton tea tastes
25:05so much better than others,
25:06but they tell me it's this flow-through bag
25:09that coaxes out all that famous Lipton tea blend.
25:12All I know is, it's a dandy cup of tea.
25:15Hey, I'm not just a Lipton tea taster.
25:17I'm really a Lipton tea lover.
25:20Try some, and I'll guarantee
25:22you'll be a Lipton lover, too.
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25:42Pick your pick, and surround yourself with fragrance.
25:46Bathe with nature-scent soaps,
25:48and watch what happens.
25:52Pick nature-scent soaps.
25:56Ava, Rick, we're gonna have to wait till Monday morning
25:58to start a brand-new match,
25:59as time is up for this week.
26:00Big Bird, I really want to thank you,
26:02and Oscar the Grouch.
26:03Please come back and see us again.
26:05Oh, thank you, Mr. Marshmallow.
26:06No, that's Marshall.
26:08Yes, Marshall. Peter Marshall.
26:10Yes, that's your name.
26:12Right, and I'd like to thank all the stars.
26:15Carol Channing's on her way to London to do Lorelei,
26:17and Anson Williams will be February 18th
26:20to the 21st Detroit Circus in a great town.
26:22I was just there, Rochester, New York.
26:24And stay tuned for the Magnificent Marvel Machine.
26:27Have a good weekend. See you here Monday morning.
26:28Bye-bye. Thank you very much.
26:30Each of the contestants this week received his parting gift,
26:33an original MasterCraft design,
26:3414-carat gold-filled and diamond pendant
26:36with the Hollywood squares,
26:37and a jewelry case from the famous Fido catalog
26:39with more than 500 pages.
26:40New twice a year with over 50,000 quality items.
26:43Providing value, selection, and economy.
26:45Furnished by Spiegel.
26:46Plus, a true-test shop vac
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26:49that combines value and personal service
26:50in over 5,000 locations nationwide.
26:52Also, Joe DiMaggio says
26:54it's the greatest automatic coffee brewing system ever.
26:56The original Mr. Coffee,
26:57genuine Mr. Coffee filters,
26:58and Ore-Ida tater tots potatoes.
27:00Tater flavor with bacon, cheese, or onion flavoring.
27:03Ore-Ida, America's favorite frozen potato.
27:05Plus, spray and vac.
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27:08Or spray almond vacuum away dirt, no scrubbing needed.
27:10Spray and vac the no-scrub rug shampoo.
27:12Also, down in there's a low-fat natural yogurt.
27:15If you don't always eat right,
27:16it's the right thing to eat.
27:17And, hefty, maker-of-the-right-size plastic bags
27:20for every insider outside you.
27:21Hefty, the strong plastic bag.
27:23Plus, the new home version
27:25of the Hollywood squares game.
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27:58We'll be joined by our special guest,
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