Rob (X) vs. Edna (O), 10/77
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00:00I'm a Ph.D. so drop the doctor stuff.
00:08Today one of these stars is sitting in the secret square.
00:11The contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $8,000.
00:16Which star is it?
00:19Edward Astor
00:22Barbara Rose
00:24Kim Nabors
00:27John Rivers
00:30Billy Crystal
00:32Isabel Sanford
00:35George Goebel
00:37Tom Kennedy
00:39Or Paul Lynn
00:41All in the Hollywood Square.
00:44And here's the master of the Hollywood Square, Peter Markman.
00:47Thank you, Kenny. Good, good morning. Welcome once again to the Hollywood Square.
00:51Hello, stars.
00:52We have some very pretty faces up here and new faces.
00:55Tom Kennedy is a new face, but I want you to...
00:58One of America's oldest new faces, yes.
01:00But first of all, a gentleman who is... Oh, what a series.
01:05Have you been... Audience, did you watch Soap?
01:07Huh?
01:08Well, then you saw Billy Crystal.
01:10Billy, welcome to the Hollywood Square.
01:15That's going to be a smash.
01:16A series that is a big hit and this young lady played my wife on Love America.
01:21It's one of the most fun things I've ever done.
01:24Her series is called Busting Loose, and she is Barbara Rhodes,
01:27and she's tall and beautiful, and we welcome Barbara.
01:30And, of course, Jim Nabors has done the nighttime version of the Hollywood Square.
01:33He never did the daytime version, so Jim, welcome to daytime.
01:36Am I not fair there?
01:38What a much close friend.
01:40And he's been a dear friend of mine for a long time, and he's got...
01:43It's your 19th series, isn't it, Tom, that's premiering today?
01:46Oh, Peter, hi there.
01:48It's called To Say the Least?
01:50It's a very good show, To Say the Least.
01:51All right, and he's Tom Kennedy.
01:53I know a lot of people think that that's Wayne Martindale, but that is not.
01:56Later on today, as a matter of fact.
01:58Our current champion is a hairstylist, mother of three.
02:01She's going to have a birthday tomorrow.
02:02She has won a $1,000 gift certificate and his and her bicycles, $800,000 in cash.
02:06This is Edna Abraham.
02:08Edna, welcome back.
02:09Nice to see you.
02:10I'm Mr. X.
02:11He's an advertising agent, father of teenage boys.
02:13This is Rob Robinson, who has won one game and $200.
02:16We have a commercial, and we're going to continue at the Hollywood Square.
02:19Don't go away.
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02:28And what do you have to say about it?
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02:48Losing weight never tasted so good.
02:53When it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's
02:55On the label, label, label
02:57Nothing's better, better, better
02:58On your table, table, table
03:00Cause we think you'll agree
03:01It's hard to find a canned vegetable that's
03:04Younger, tender, rounder, sweeter
03:07Redder, moister, brighter, crisper
03:09On the Libby's label is a note that says
03:11We challenge you to find a better can of vegetables
03:14Cause we think you'll agree
03:16It's hard to find one that's
03:17Younger, tender, rounder, sweeter
03:19Redder, moister, brighter, crisper
03:20Young
03:23Object for the players is to get three stars in a row
03:25Either across them or down the diagonal
03:26It is up to them to figure out if the stars give you a correct answer
03:28Make it one up, that's it
03:29They got the squares
03:30Game is worth $200
03:31We play a two out of three match
03:32The players pay for $400
03:33Every day we play a secret square
03:34Game, we'll play that game
03:35As soon as we complete the one in progress
03:37I see two circles and an X
03:38But, Rob, your turn
03:40Isabelle Sanford
03:41Hi, Isabelle
03:42True or false, recent research
03:45Has proven that wearing tight shoes
03:48Increases your appetite
03:49Tight shoes
03:53Well, that doesn't do that to me
03:56I'll hurry up and take them off
03:57Increases your appetite
03:59Tight shoes, true or false
04:00Um...
04:02False
04:03False
04:05I disagree
04:06You know, they say wearing tight shoes
04:08Can make you eat much, much more
04:10So loosen up them shoes and put an X there
04:12Alright, let me get that
04:13Jim Nabors, please
04:17Say, uh, Jim, what is Robert Redford's real first name?
04:21Is it Charles, Robert, or Lyle?
04:24Is it Charles Redford, Robert Redford, or Lyle Redford?
04:28His real first name
04:29Lyle Redford
04:30Lyle Redford
04:33I'll agree
04:34No, it's Charles
04:35It's Charles Redford
04:36But that's the way we play the game
04:37Guess what, we have an X there for us
04:41Barbara Rhodes
04:42Alrighty
04:43According to studies, my love
04:45If you're the average teenage girl
04:48Have you asked a boy out on a date?
04:50The average teenage girl
04:52Have you asked a boy out on a date?
04:54Oh, those teenagers today are much further ahead than we are
04:57I bet they do, absolutely
05:00I agree
05:0193% have
05:02Yes
05:03Alright
05:04With an X, yes ma'am
05:05Edward Ashner
05:09The first time Gary Cooper ever got one, Edward
05:12He said, it's only a hunk of wood
05:15It's only a hunk of wood
05:16A hunk of wood
05:17The first time he ever got what?
05:19A teenage date
05:25A hunk of wood
05:26It's only a hunk of wood
05:27It's only a hunk of wood
05:29A hunk of wood
05:32Must have, would it perhaps refer to an Oscar?
05:37An Oscar
05:38Edna?
05:40I agree
05:41You know why, by the way?
05:43It was wartime
05:44And during the war, if you won an Oscar, it was made of wood
05:48Interesting
05:49Little things you find out on the Hollywood Square
05:52Grab your chance
05:54Go right ahead
05:55I gotta go for Paul Wynn
05:56Yeah, that's the win, $400 in the championship
05:58According to the wonderful world of animals
06:01Do flies, do flies make good pets?
06:07Si, senor
06:09Uh, uh
06:12Flies, they make good pets
06:16Flies
06:17Well, we've had questions where they've been proven the dumbest
06:21The dumbest insect there is
06:24So, I just don't know how you could tame them
06:27He says, no, they don't make good pets
06:31I agree
06:32They make dumb pets, that's right
06:34You've got the championship, let's get to square
06:39Edna, we welcome you back
06:41I know you have a lot of family out there today
06:43What are you leaving for Greece?
06:45We're leaving in two days
06:47Oh, that's nice
06:48Yes
06:49So you have some cash to spend
06:50And have a terrific trip
06:51Edna Abraham, thank you dear
06:52Bye-bye
06:53Congratulations
06:54Thank you
06:55Rob, before I introduce your next opponent
07:00I want you to choose a star and see if you can pick up an extra $5000 in cash
07:04That sounds like a good idea
07:06Yeah, doesn't it?
07:07Yeah, doesn't it?
07:09Joan Ripper
07:10Joanie, you've got the envelope?
07:11The envelope, please
07:13It'll be a nice trip if it's not the $5000 in cash
07:16A good could be his and her bicycle we give away
07:20It says, have you ever seen Nevo?
07:23I'm sorry, I read it backward
07:25You've won an oven
07:28A microwave oven
07:29A microwave oven
07:30That's terrific
07:31You see, all right
07:32Now let's welcome a new player
07:34And this beautiful, tall, willowy young lady is Trina
07:38Is it Trina?
07:39Trina Borland
07:41Nice to see you
07:42Welcome to our show
07:43Sit down
07:47It states here that you're a sports fan
07:49What's your favorite sport?
07:50Volleyball
07:51You like volleyball?
07:52Yes
07:53I'll bet you'd be good
07:54Tall lady, you're a cosmetologist
07:55We have a commercial
07:56We're gonna return and play a sequence square game
07:57Worth today, I think, $8200
07:59Cut
08:03Look at this dry cleaning bill
08:04$550 for your dresses and my sweater
08:06Never again, honey
08:08I've started using Woolite
08:10We're through spending money dry cleaning fine washables
08:13By hand or machine, Woolite in cold water
08:15Safely cleans all fine washables
08:17Without shrinking, stretching or fading
08:19Leaves them soft, bright, fresh smelling
08:22And Woolite costs only pennies per wash
08:25Sure beats the cost of dry cleaning
08:27Get Woolite
08:28Woolite safely cleans all fine washables
08:31Sometimes when I'm too wound up to sleep
08:33I take Sleep Ease
08:35It helps me relax so I can get to sleep faster
08:38I used to take Somonex and it helped
08:40But then I learned it contains an analgesic for pain
08:43That's not my problem
08:44So I take more medicine than I need
08:47Sleep Ease is formulated solely to help relieve the minor tension
08:50That can keep you awake
08:52And that's all I need
08:54Good night
08:57Why take more medicine than you need?
08:59Take Sleep Ease
09:04It's the Secret Square game
09:05And Kenny Williams will now tell us all about it
09:07And circle the start in the Secret Square
09:09Which includes Bassett Stony Brook Early American Dining Room
09:12Rich maple finish on engraved wood products
09:14Hardwoods and solids
09:15China-based hutch and buffet
09:16Oval table and spindle back chairs
09:18Furnished by Bassett
09:19And a whirlpool electric smooth top glass ceramic range
09:22With self-cleaning oven
09:23Also a portable dishwasher
09:24With super scour cycle
09:25And cutting board top furnished by Whirlpool
09:28Plus Miracle-Made cookware
09:30With exclusive abrasion-resistant gem-coat exterior
09:32And sparkling mirror-clad interior
09:34And fully automatic electro-made countertop cooker
09:37Complete with carving board and serving tray
09:39Furnished by Miracle-Made
09:40And a color tile home improvement supermarket certificate
09:43With which you may purchase a gorgeous selection of easy care floor tiles
09:45To give you a sparkling fresh look to any room in your home
09:48All designed for convenient do-it-yourself home decorating
09:50Furnished by Color Tile
09:51That's it Peter
09:52Thank you, Ken
09:53Ladies and gentlemen
09:54Please help me with a bunch
09:55For hearing the actual questions for the first time
09:57Uh, you'll start the game, but for me
09:59Okay, I'll pick
10:01George Copeland
10:03True or false
10:04There's a laundromat in Florida
10:06That has topless dancers
10:09A laundromat with topless dancers
10:11Yeah, and you know
10:13For a dollar tip
10:14One of the dancers
10:15Will spin dry a pair of socks
10:24I love jokes with gestures
10:27I didn't think you could see them
10:28I don't know
10:30That's alright
10:31But that's true
10:33True?
10:34That is true
10:35Alrighty
10:36Ladies and gentlemen
10:37Round of applause
10:39Barbara Rose
10:40Barbara
10:41In underworld slang
10:43What does it mean when someone calls you
10:45Rubber lips
10:46Rubber lips
10:47Rubber lips
10:48Yeah, underworld slang
10:49Rubber lips
10:50Rubber lips
10:51Rubber lips
10:52Yeah, underworld slang
10:55I've never been called that
10:56Um, I would imagine that
10:58That would have something to do
10:59With talking too much
11:00Talking too much
11:01You know
11:02I agree
11:03That's right
11:04You're a stupid
11:05Yay, okay
11:06Let's, uh
11:07Actually pick a star
11:08Tom Kennedy
11:10Tom
11:11Who's famous for spending his summers
11:13Relaxing at Castel Grandolfo
11:17Castel what, Peter?
11:18Castel
11:19C-A-S-T-E-L
11:20Grandolfo
11:21He's famous for spending his summers
11:22Relaxing
11:23Off to Grandolfo
11:24Is what you're trying to say
11:25Prince Philip
11:26Prince Philip
11:27I agree
11:28The Pope
11:29It's his summer residence
11:30The Pope
11:31Yeah, that's the way you play the game
11:32Rob
11:34Paul Lynch
11:35Paul
11:36Where will you find
11:37Staccato
11:38And
11:39Legato
11:42Now the police are dragging like Michigan
11:49Where would one find
11:50Staccato and legato
11:51In music
11:53I agree
11:54They are musical terms
11:55Very good
11:56With the next
11:57Renee, your turn
11:58Don't reference the black
11:59Jody
12:00True or false
12:01Sponges can be both
12:02Male and female
12:03At the same time
12:04And can even change
12:05Their sex
12:06From month
12:07To month
12:08That's why Anita Bryant
12:09Always uses paper towels
12:20Yes
12:21Yes, true
12:22Absolutely true
12:25No, it's your question, dear
12:26Oh, it's my
12:27Oh
12:29I agree
12:30You'll agree
12:31That's right
12:32I was going to repeat
12:33But you've got the circle
12:34Okay, Rob, your turn
12:35Isabel Sampson
12:36Not the secret square
12:37But $600 in cash
12:38Here we go
12:39According to studies
12:40At the Institute
12:41For Rational Living
12:42I love this
12:43Do the majority of us
12:44Keep our New Year's resolutions
12:49No
12:52I don't
12:53So I agree
12:54I, I, I
12:55I said three years ago
12:56New Year's
12:57I was giving up smoking
12:58And I gave it up
12:59Three years
13:00But most people
13:01Don't do that
13:02Okay, we've got a next there
13:03And you've got yourself
13:04$600
13:09Our Emmy Award winner
13:10By the way, Eddie
13:11Congratulations on the Emmy
13:13You won several weeks back
13:14How many Emmys
13:15Have you won now?
13:16Five
13:17Five
13:18Thank you
13:22And where do you and Nancy
13:23Keep your Emmys?
13:25It's none of your business
13:27We have a commercial word
13:28We'll be back
13:40All this juicy activity
13:41Is taking place
13:42At the Dole Plantation
13:43Pineapple stand
13:45It's a reminder to you
13:46That we take pineapple
13:47In it's own juice
13:48And make pineapple
13:49In it's own juice
13:51It's as simple as that
13:52We take pineapple
13:53In it's own juice
13:54And make pineapple
13:55In it's own juice
13:57Without adding sugar
13:58At Dole
13:59Sweetness comes naturally
14:02Every day I got
14:0354 kids to deliver
14:05So when nagging
14:06Minor arthritis pain
14:07And it's stiffness
14:08Get a grip on me
14:09I grab Bengay
14:11Bengay's fast
14:12Temporary relief
14:13Works deep down
14:14To break up the pain
14:15In my muscles and joints
14:17That's why Bengay
14:18Is America's
14:19Number one
14:20Selling arthritis rub
14:22I know it really works
14:23For me
14:25When the pain of arthritis
14:26Has you in it's grip
14:28Break the grip of pain
14:29With Bengay
14:33Any contestant
14:34Who wins five matches
14:35And two thousand dollars
14:36Wins the grand prize
14:37Including the following
14:38For her and all new Chevy
14:39Chevette four-door hatchback
14:40The new rear door
14:41Makes it easy to get
14:42Into the back seat
14:43When there's lots of leg room
14:44Chevette four-door hatchback
14:45Has comfort and convenience
14:46In a small car
14:47Furnished by Chevy
14:48And for him
14:49The brand new Chevy Nova
14:50Sporty compact
14:51Easy to drive and park
14:52And the six-cylinder engine
14:53Helps to save gas
14:54Nova, furnished by Chevrolet
14:55Plus a 52-day
14:56South American cruise
14:57Aboard the Prudential
14:58Satellite
14:59Includes deluxe
15:00April meals and entertainment
15:01Fifteen ports of call
15:02Including Caracas
15:03Rio de Janeiro
15:04Buenos Aires
15:05And Lima
15:06Five thousand dollars
15:07In cash
15:08Cash and prizes
15:09Valued at over
15:10Twenty-three thousand dollars
15:11And back to a brand new game
15:12After this
15:17Looks like the perfect match
15:19Gee, someone getting married?
15:21No, Sprout
15:22The Giant is matching
15:23His best tender young broccoli
15:25With his rich tangy cheese sauce
15:27He freezes them together
15:28In a pouch
15:29While the flavor's still fresh
15:30And since the broccoli
15:31Cooks in cheese sauce
15:32Not in water
15:33You don't lose
15:34A bit of the flavor
15:35Took the Giant to see
15:36That it was a perfect match
15:38Well, guess that makes him
15:39Best man
15:40Ho, ho, ho
15:41Green Giant
15:44Tennyson's
15:46Hormel, can you hear me?
15:49Nally's is ready for the showdown
15:52We're ready for you
15:53To accept our challenge
15:54And come to Tolingua, Texas
15:56For a canned chili contest
15:58Nally's Hot Chili
15:59Chili with beans
16:01Without beans
16:02Nally's Thick Chili
16:04Nally's Big Chunk Chili
16:06They're all ready
16:07And we think they can beat you
16:10How do you like those beans?
16:14Rob, your turn
16:16George Gobel
16:17Uh, the Illustrated World Encyclopedia
16:19Calls him
16:21An imaginary person
16:22Who represents
16:23The United States
16:25Who?
16:26Walter Mondale
16:30Uh, truth
16:33An imaginary person
16:35Who represents the U.S.
16:37Oh, uh
16:40An imaginary person
16:42An imaginary person
16:43Uncle Sam
16:44Uncle Sam
16:45I agree
16:46That's right, yay
16:47What is it?
16:48Today it's John Ridley
16:51According to Esquire Magazine
16:53It's in the worst possible taste
16:55To ask for one
16:57In a restaurant
16:58What is it?
16:59A Q-tip
17:06Ah, didn't like that, okay
17:08Um, uh
17:10To ask for one in a restaurant?
17:11Yes
17:12It's a bad taste to ask for one
17:14Well, I know what I ask for all the time
17:16People stare and I don't care
17:17I always ask for a doggie bag
17:19A doggie bag
17:20Today?
17:21I disagree
17:22It's a doggie bag
17:23For the next day
17:24Rob?
17:25Paul Lynn
17:27Paul, it used to be called Nine Pins
17:30Nine Pins
17:31What do we call it now?
17:34Uh, foreplay
17:38I mean
17:45It used to be called Nine Pins
17:46What do we call it now?
17:50Uh
17:54Are there nine or ten in bowling?
18:00Uh, bowling
18:01Bowling
18:02I agree
18:03Uh, a tenth pin was added
18:05And it's called bowling
18:06Very good
18:07Yes, all right
18:08Tonight
18:11Isabel
18:12Isabel Sanford
18:13Uh, Isabel
18:14I might have gone to gym to block, uh, you know
18:17Or to Tom
18:18But this may work out
18:19Uh, true or false
18:20According to the chairman of the ophthalmology
18:23Do you know it's O-P-H-T
18:25But Tony Randall said
18:26It's not ophthalmology
18:27It's ophthalmology
18:29Ophthalmology department at Duke University
18:31Reading in a dim light will not damage your eyes
18:35True
18:38Trina
18:41I disagree
18:42It's true
18:43Let's put an X there
18:44We have X's all over the place
18:46Rob
18:47Gym neighbors
18:48For the championship at $800
18:50According to the book
18:51It's an odd world
18:53Who laughs more?
18:54Dumb people or smart people?
18:56Laughs
19:00Well, considering myself
19:02Uh, I would, uh
19:05I would say smart people
19:06Smart people laugh more
19:09I disagree
19:10Dumb people laugh more
19:11You have the X and the championship
19:13Rob wins again
19:18Renee, no cash point for you
19:20This week we have about $600 in party gifts
19:23And thank you dear
19:24Thank you
19:25For playing the Hollywood Square
19:26Thank you dear
19:27Bye-bye
19:30Sorry
19:31Okay, we got another shot at it Rob
19:33$5,000 in cash
19:34I've got it right here
19:35And I want to give it to you
19:36Go get it
19:37Oh dear
19:38Uh
19:39Edward Asner
19:40Alright Edward
19:41You got the envelope
19:42If you'll just read, uh
19:43What Rob has won for his bonus prize
19:46And the winner is
19:49Again
19:50Edward Asner
19:51What a stroke of good puck
19:54Oh
19:55You've won a pair of tickets
19:56To the L.A. Kings home games
19:59Is that for the whole season
20:00A pair of tickets
20:02That's every game
20:03Every home game
20:04Do you like hockey?
20:05If not
20:06Do you really?
20:07Yes
20:08Alright, you have teenage boys
20:09I know that
20:10Now we're going to welcome a new player
20:11And this ladies and gentlemen
20:12Is a homemaker
20:13Mother of four
20:14Married to a pilot engineer
20:15In the United States Air Force
20:16Rosemary Linehan
20:17Hi Rosemary
20:18Nice to see you
20:19Sit right down
20:20Welcome to our show
20:21Good luck on it
20:22Uh
20:23We'll let you relax for just a minute
20:24While we uh
20:25Sell a product or two
20:26We'll be back
20:27Great
20:29Somewhere
20:30Someplace
20:31Sometime
20:32Something deep inside you
20:34Will make you say
20:35Indigestion
20:38That'll be the time for
20:39Heptabismol
20:42Indigestion
20:46Heptabismol
20:49Indigestion
20:53Heptabismol
20:54It coats
20:55Soothes
20:56Relieves
20:57Relieves
20:59Now that's one lucky dog
21:01How's that?
21:02He gets meat scraps
21:03Oh, he gets better
21:04Cal-Can?
21:05Cal-Can Chunky Beef Dinner
21:07It's meat made complete
21:08Cal-Can has plenty of rich juicy meat
21:11Meat by-products for extra protein
21:13Whole egg for even more vitamins and minerals
21:15That's extra nutrition
21:16For coat, eyes, teeth and bones
21:18Ask your veterinarian
21:19Look at that dog eat
21:21I'll say it again
21:22That's one lucky dog
21:24Cal-Can
21:25It's meat made complete
21:30Rosemary, pick a star, dear
21:32Uh, George Gobel, please
21:34This city
21:35This city claims to have more churches per capita
21:38Than any other city in the world
21:40Is it Las Vegas, Rome or Omaha?
21:46Per capita is a key word
21:48I'm gonna say Las Vegas
21:51I agree
21:52Do you know that Las Vegas has more churches per capita
21:54Than any other city in the world?
21:56Yes, sir
21:57We're the circle
21:58Rod, your turn
22:00Joan Rivers
22:02According to Intended for Pleasure
22:04A sex manual for Christian marriages
22:07Well, count me out
22:10What is the most common cause
22:12Of a decreased sex drive in a normal man?
22:16Well, I know in my case, you know
22:18Egg is always saying
22:19Not tonight, dear, you have a headache
22:21But, um, so
22:25Um
22:28That or seeing your wife naked in bright sunlight
22:31I would say
22:38Back, back
22:39I
22:40Just, you know
22:42Everyone's always tired, tired, fatigued
22:44Tired, tired, fatigued
22:48I disagree
22:49Tired, tired, fatigued, fatigued
22:51Yes
22:52Edgar
22:53Good to see you
22:54All right, uh, Rod, your turn
22:56Jim Neighbors, please
22:57Uh, true or false
22:58According to recent studies
22:59Women who smoke are more likely
23:01To go through a change of life at an earlier age
23:04That's true
23:06Mm
23:07I, uh
23:08Jim
23:10I disagree
23:11No, that is true
23:12Yes, sir
23:13Smoking may find it does a lot of damage
23:15In a lot of other areas
23:16Okay, Rod
23:17Break for you
23:19Edward Asner
23:20Uh, Edward
23:21Edward, down through the ages
23:22Many, many famous men have spent a lot of time
23:24Looking for something called
23:26The Philosopher's Stone
23:28Because it was supposed to be able
23:30To do something incredible
23:31What?
23:34Well, you didn't have to
23:36Go to Romania for those operations
23:38If you could find it, uh
23:43But, um
23:44It would, um
23:46It would, uh, lead to
23:49The, uh, eternal life, I believe
23:54I disagree
23:55No, it would turn metal into gold
23:57Oh, that one
23:58That one, yeah
23:59Okay, the next one
24:00Barbara Rose, please
24:01For the block, here's the move
24:03According to a Gallup poll, Barbara
24:05What profession do Americans rate
24:07As the most honest and ethical?
24:10I
24:11Bet
24:13Well, let's see
24:14Doctors have had a lot of problems
24:16I bet the teachers are the most honest
24:17Teachers?
24:18Yeah
24:19I'll agree
24:20No, it is medicine
24:21Doctors are rated the most honest
24:22Followed by engineers
24:23Close, really close
24:24Right
24:25Uh, we have a commercial
24:26We'll be back
24:27Can't put a next deal after
24:28And that's yourself, Rob
24:33In 1912, while ice fishing
24:35Clarence Birdside discovered
24:37That quick freezing preserves freshness
24:40In 1920, he invented the first process
24:42For quick freezing food
24:45But Clarence was a fussy man
24:46I can't settle for anything
24:48Less than the best you can grow
24:50Ladies, I will only freeze the best
24:52Because my name is on the box
24:53His name is still on the box
24:55So if you're as fussy as Clarence Birdside
24:57Serve the vegetables that bear the name
24:58Of the father of frozen foods
25:01Years ago, I wanted everything
25:02Perfect for my new husband
25:03Right down to his rice
25:05I tried ordinary rice
25:06I simmered it and stirred it
25:08But sometimes it came out
25:09Sticky or mushy
25:11So I found minute rice
25:13Foolproof minute rice
25:15You don't boil it
25:17So it can't overcook or undercook
25:20It's perfect every time
25:22And for my not-so-new husband
25:24It's still gotta be perfect every time
25:26Minute rice
25:27Perfect rice for 25 years
25:31Well, we didn't have a chance
25:32To chat with Billy Crystal today
25:34But we will tomorrow
25:35And, Rob, you've got a chance
25:36For $1,000 on your first question
25:38And then we'll play a secret square
25:39Worth about $10,000
25:40On behalf of the stars
25:41Peter Marshall saying have a good day
25:42We'll see you tomorrow now
25:43Bye-bye
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26:49Tonight on Little House, Mrs. Ingalls is the object of town gossip when an attractive handyman comes to work on the farm while Charles is away.
27:15The Push
27:17Former Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi is in jail in New Delhi. She was arrested on charges of abuse of power during her unsuccessful re-election campaign earlier this year.
27:27In Kansas City, as many as 50 children were overcome by fumes today and rushed to hospitals after a janitor tried to turn on the furnace at an elementary school.
27:36And in Geneva, two men kidnapped the five-year-old daughter of tin millionaire George Ortiz Patino as she was on her way to school.
27:43I'm Kelly Lang, NBC News, Los Angeles. Have a good day.