Wizards vs Aliens - S3 E8 - The Key of Bones
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00:00Shanghai?
00:02What quest do you seek, wizard?
00:04The Key of Bones.
00:06The man's lost it. He's completely lost it.
00:08There's a threshold here. I can feel it.
00:10I fear it is your wife.
00:12She is a sorceress.
00:14Enter the portal. All of you.
00:16Move!
00:30Where are we?
00:46Not the Bayside. Not quite the Neverside.
00:48Somewhere in between.
00:50Oh, that's very enlightening.
00:52What, have you got any better ideas?
00:54Well, I'm not the one that booked us on this magical mystery tour, am I?
00:56Look, will you two stop?
00:58Let them fight. It amuses me.
01:00Later, they can brawl like clockian war crabs.
01:04But now, it seems logical to investigate the structure.
01:09What now?
01:11Do we knock?
01:12Knocking is for cowards.
01:16It's a magical realm, Varg.
01:18Technology won't work here.
01:25Isn't that the shopkeeper from Shanghai?
01:27I hope for his sake he's more helpful this time.
01:32Welcome, brave questers.
01:36I am the quest master.
01:40Enter, but beware.
01:43You are not the first to seek as you seek,
01:47and all before you have left their bones to tell their tale.
01:53I am the Lady Lyzira,
01:55daughter of the House of Thrall Necron.
01:57Take me to the Key of Bones.
01:59Matters not who you are.
02:02If you don't play the quest, you don't get the prize.
02:08So, let's get started.
02:14Where'd he go?
02:16I suspect the first part of the quest is in the finding out.
02:30What a lovely feel.
02:32I feel quite better now.
02:39Hello, Thomas.
02:42Michael.
02:44Simeon.
02:53Moon.
02:55Moon, where is everybody?
03:03Moon!
03:06Bellowing boggarts and flowering fairy tarts.
03:09You'll be setting Redalbu's heart all a hammer, Mistress.
03:11Where is everyone?
03:14Simeon Swann will have been casting a spell of sleeping on Randall Moon.
03:18Why?
03:20A quest, a quest for the Key of Bones.
03:24And he'll be taking the young master with him.
03:26Simeon Swann will be saying it might heal the line of twilight.
03:36What is it, Moon?
03:38It will not be beyond Randall Moon's imagining that Simeon Swann may be himself beguiled.
03:56I search for the quest, Master.
03:58We came for the Key of Bones.
03:59We should find it and take it.
04:01Patience, my vehement fog.
04:03This game has rules.
04:04We must play them, at least to a point.
04:08You will play all the rules all the time, Lady Lyzira,
04:13or you'll find yourself out of the game and back from where you came.
04:21So what are the rules?
04:22Simple enough.
04:24As you travel through the castle, there will be challenges.
04:32You will have to overcome them one and all to move on.
04:40Learn as you go.
04:42And maybe one of you will be worthy of the Key of Bones,
04:50though I am not too hopeful.
04:53Thanks for the encouragement.
04:54You never know.
04:55Work as a team.
04:59I could be wrong.
05:00For the first time in five centuries, slim hope.
05:05But we're not a team.
05:06And the last thing you want is them getting their hands on the Key of Bones.
05:10It's not up to me, but it does sound like we are in for a properly exciting quest.
05:23I'd wish you luck, but to be honest, it'd be completely pointless.
05:29Oh, did I say?
05:32Anything that buzzes or flashes won't work here, and neither will magic.
05:39I'm sorry I don't make the rules.
05:42Oh, I lie.
05:43Yes, I do.
05:45I do make the rules.
05:46Yes, I do.
05:47Well, we'd better get on with it.
05:55We're down among the dungeons.
05:57I say we overpower those to lock them up and get on with the quest.
06:00Yeah, not a bad idea, but even without weapons, the Necros don't go down easily.
06:04And then what?
06:06Leave them here?
06:08We're wizards.
06:09We don't shed blood.
06:10Tell that to whoever chopped Warlock's hand off and ended the Neverside Wars.
06:14That was 500 years ago.
06:16Things were different.
06:17No, Tom.
06:18Things have never been different.
06:20Evil has never gone away.
06:21That is why we have to win this quest, at any cost.
06:52Missed some kind of word puzzle.
06:55I did not cross a thousand galaxies to play word games.
06:59They are blank.
07:02This is preposterous.
07:04We need some sort of clue.
07:06Nicole?
07:07I came here for a quest.
07:10To fight ogres and defy enchantment, to risk life and limb.
07:15That's a quest.
07:16This is a Saturday night game show.
07:19Well, if this isn't thrilling enough,
07:24take heart, questers.
07:27Time will stop, but not yet.
07:36Two minutes to solve the puzzle,
07:39or your bones shall never leave here.
07:45Hey!
07:46What about that clue?
07:48Weren't you paying attention?
07:50The sands of time are slipping away.
07:55I mistrust that little man more every time he materializes.
07:59He said he gave us a clue, but I didn't hear one.
08:05We're trapped.
08:06No, we're not.
08:07He said he'd given us a clue.
08:09It must have been something he said.
08:11Take heart?
08:12It wasn't a clue.
08:13He actually said it.
08:14Take heart.
08:15But the bricks are black.
08:17Not anymore.
08:20It's a magical realm, of course.
08:23We still have two more words.
08:25What else did he say?
08:26He said we have two minutes,
08:27or we're locked in here for good, and that's half gone.
08:29Don't panic.
08:30Just think.
08:31What was he talking about?
08:32What was he really talking about?
08:33Victory.
08:34Death.
08:35Time.
08:36Time running out.
08:37It is time.
08:39Time running out.
08:40It is time.
08:42You're right, Tom.
08:43Well done.
08:44There is less than half a minute of time left.
08:47What is the third word?
08:49Take heart and something time.
08:51Stop.
08:52Stop time.
08:53That's what we need to do.
08:54That's the word.
08:55He said it.
08:56Stop.
08:57You had better be right.
08:58And quick.
09:02Done.
09:03Open up.
09:04Open up.
09:05We've done it.
09:06That's the wrong word.
09:07He can't.
09:08You heard my wife.
09:09It must be.
09:10No.
09:11We just haven't used it right.
09:15Take heart and stop time.
09:17Genius, Dad.
09:21Impressive, Michael.
09:23Impressive.
09:24Lateral thinking, that's all.
09:26I've had a lot of practice around wizards.
09:28Quickly.
09:29We must lead the way.
09:33Are you sure about this, Moon?
09:36Looking into Simeon's dreams.
09:40It feels like spying.
09:41It will be the only way of seeing what Simeon Swann will be thinking.
09:51Where heads may rest for sleep to come,
09:54such dreams be seen and truth be done.
10:01But what is hidden can be found, Simeon Swann.
10:05And you are the wizard who will find it.
10:10They will be talking of the Key of Bones.
10:13He will be helping the Unworld Ones find it.
10:16This will be worse than we'll be thinking.
10:19I won't believe Simeon is helping the Death Cross.
10:21They've used alien jiggery-pokery to get into his dreams and trick him.
10:25I know how you will have been caring for him in the past, Mistress,
10:28but you won't be knowing this as sure.
10:30And I'm going to find out.
10:33We use the Binding of Souls.
10:37But, Mistress, this will be an enchantment of such peril.
10:41Which is why I've never asked you before.
10:44Now we have no choice.
10:49We should formulate a plan to rid ourselves of the wizards.
10:51Oh, my Varg. I am way ahead of you.
10:59What? No!
11:04I thought we were in this together.
11:06How beguiling.
11:08We both know it was only a matter of time before you tried to dispose of us.
11:12I wouldn't need to. I'll beat you fair and square.
11:15Unfortunately, we shall never know.
11:20Another thing.
11:23How did you know about the Key of Bones?
11:26From your grandfather.
11:37Well!
11:39Abandon your fellow questers to leap ahead, I see.
11:43You've chosen your path. Now walk it wisely.
11:48Stop chattering!
11:50I smell magic.
11:52You are right, my husband.
11:55The Key of Bones is near.
12:08The Circle of Binding will be complete, Mistress.
12:16You must be understanding that this will be a spell that burns with the bright magic of true love.
12:25When wizards marry, their souls bind for eternity.
12:30And that binding can take one to the other, wherever they are.
12:34But if Simeon Swann will not be loving you as you love him, you will be lost forever.
12:44Love is always a risk, Morn.
12:49That's what makes it so important.
12:54Now please, perform the enchantment.
13:11What did Lysera mean?
13:14Did you tell her about the Key of Bones?
13:16No. Why would I? How could I?
13:19I never saw the Nekros until Shanghai.
13:21Look, she's playing mind games with us, but it's not going to work.
13:25We're getting out of here.
13:26Questmaster!
13:29Questmaster!
13:32I don't think he's coming.
13:35Then we're out of the game.
13:38The Nekros win.
13:46I'm sorry.
13:48You followed a stupid old man and he went another step too far, like he always did.
13:56You thought there was a chance to stop the line of twilight tearing apart, and you took it.
14:04Tom's right, Simeon.
14:09Good men do what they have to do, even when everyone else thinks they're wrong.
14:14Yeah, but good men don't drag their grandchildren along on a harebrained quest they might not survive.
14:20And good men don't let their grandfathers go on them alone.
14:34Ursula!
14:36How in the name of the Source did you find us?
14:38Moon used the Binding of Souls.
14:40The only stuff that could probably ever work here.
14:44If you loved me as much as I have always loved you.
14:52Yeah, lovely moment. Now please get us out of here.
14:55Is there no end to this corridor?
14:57It seems we're in danger of walking all the way back to Nekron.
15:01And it seems unnervingly familiar.
15:03It is as if we have been here before.
15:07An enchantment.
15:09The magic of this place has tricked us.
15:11It is another challenge. We must go on. The Key of Bones is near.
15:16The Nekros must have technology to get inside people's dreams.
15:19But I had no idea, no memory.
15:21It's not your fault the Nekros are devious blighters.
15:24But I as good as brought them here, and now they're ahead of us.
15:27Not necessarily.
15:30They were too impatient to listen to me. Now they're behind as much as they're ahead.
15:38Ah, so nice to have you back in the game.
15:43You were always my favorites.
15:46I'll even overlook some rule bending, just this once.
15:51All right, thanks.
15:53What do we do? It's just a corridor, right?
15:56Along this passage you may pass.
15:59But pause nine steps before the last.
16:02Then say the name before the turn.
16:05There's no end to your return.
16:09Come again?
16:11It's an enchanted passageway.
16:13Without the words of magic, you could be trapped walking in it for eternity.
16:17And the Nekros won't have any idea about that, will they?
16:19He's right. We're ahead.
16:22Oh.
16:23Yeah, but what words? What name?
16:26Well, isn't it obvious?
16:28If this leads to the Key of Bones...
16:30The nine wizards of a meeting of the silver dawn...
16:32Who cast the line of twilight...
16:34Brilliant. But apart from Karatskis, who were they again?
16:38Oh, kids today. Don't know anything.
16:41Nine steps before the turn.
16:48Cornelius White Raven.
16:56What was that?
16:58Magic.
17:02This is intolerable.
17:04Perhaps we should go back.
17:06Whichever way that might be.
17:11What is this?
17:12The wizards. They are ahead of us.
17:15How is that possible?
17:16Don't ask questions. Just follow me.
17:19We may yet have a chance.
17:25This is it.
17:26The last name.
17:28Karatskis Crow.
17:34Come on. They're right behind us.
17:46Welcome to the final quest,
17:49where two of you have succeeded in reaching the challenge of choice.
17:54Two of us?
17:56I was first in.
17:57This is not a race.
18:00This is a quest.
18:02And what is a quest without a challenger?
18:05You will share the final test with Lady Lyzira.
18:09She wants to use the Key of Bones to destroy the line of twilight, not save it.
18:13Either accept the challenge or retire in her favour.
18:18The choice is yours, Tom Clark.
18:23What do we have to do?
18:25You simply make your choice.
18:28How do we make our selection?
18:31I can offer you words of guidance.
18:39Who chooses me will inherit all they do merits.
18:47Who opens me will find a world changed.
18:57I am yours for day and night.
19:04All you shall have need of for one who would have all.
19:13This is my choice.
19:15Then it is yours to open.
19:35So much for skullduggery.
19:38You have failed. The prize lost.
19:41The game is far from over.
19:44Take your time.
19:45Use your instinct. Ride the dragon.
19:49Your choice is made simpler by a sixth.
19:57Tell me about those.
20:01He who would ride with dragons shall find such strength in me.
20:09That's the one. It must be.
20:11He has to make his own choice.
20:13Only he who fears that which lies within can be master of this tin.
20:24A wizard has to embrace his nature, his magic.
20:29What if sometimes it scares you?
20:30Believe me, there is nothing to be scared of.
20:38This one.
20:58That's my grandson!
21:00The quest is at an end.
21:03And the line of twilight is saved.
21:08No!
21:10What have you done?
21:11Shattered your dreams.
21:13You are banished from this realm!
21:20I do not understand.
21:22Victory was in our grasp. Literally.
21:25And you destroyed it. Why?
21:27Because it was a part of my plan.
21:30Plan? What plan?
21:32You shall see my husband.
21:34Now you shall see all.
21:39So that's it.
21:41The last chance to heal the line of twilight.
21:45Lysera got what she wanted.
21:48As the tears worsen, anything could come through from the Neverside.
21:54Not only that.
21:55There are things waiting over there that will destroy the Unenchanted.
21:59There is one way.
22:03There is a realm where the Key of Bones might be made whole again.
22:08On the Neverside? Can you take it?
22:11My purpose is ended.
22:14I grow weaker with every breath.
22:17The boy is now guardian of the Key of Bones.
22:22See?
22:24The realm calls.
22:26But he can't go.
22:28It's okay, Gran.
22:32If this is what I have to do.
22:34Tom, no, no, no.
22:36You were trapped there for years before.
22:38This time you might never get back.
22:40It's the wizard's way, Dad.
22:42It's the wizard's way.
22:44It's the wizard's way.
22:46It's the wizard's way.
22:48Tom, no.
22:49This time you might never get back.
22:51It's the wizard's way, Dad.
22:53To keep the Unenchanted safe.
22:55We have to ride the dragon.
22:57Not this time.
22:59This is my ride.
23:01No, Simeon.
23:02Not again.
23:04You can't, Grandad.
23:06You've got to be with Gran now.
23:08You're a great wizard, Tom.
23:10Even though it scares you.
23:13There is something in your future, but it isn't this.
23:16I need you.
23:18I have to go.
23:21Then this time, we'll go together.
23:24No, my lily nymph.
23:27Just as the dayside needs Tom, so he needs you.
23:31And Michael, thank you for making my little girl happy.
23:36You're a good man.
23:38And I know you'll make sure my grandson is too.
23:42Stay safe, Simeon.
23:46There has to be another way.
23:51Goodbye, Tom.
24:11Goodbye.
24:14My love.
24:16Harry, the realms are weakening.
24:19You must go.
24:21Now.
24:34One more step.
24:43No.
24:48Mistress, you'll be back.
24:51But what of Simeon Swan?
24:54He's gone.
24:56Back to the Neverside to save the world.
24:59My Grandad's a hero.
25:02He always was.
25:08Exquisite excellencies.
25:10The process is complete.
25:12The key of Bones.
25:15Cloned from a single finger bone.
25:18Identical in every detail to that which I took from Tom Clarke,
25:22including its power.
25:25I give you, Varg, magic from science.
25:30You are magnificent, my love.
25:34But in what way will we use it?
25:36To be revealed, my voracious Varg.
25:39But first, Elyx must be fed.
25:45My lady, I believe we are out of beetroot bugs.
25:48Perhaps you should have considered this before you chose to betray me.
25:53And as I said, Elyx is hungry.
25:57My lady, please do not do this.
25:59My lady.
26:00Convert us.
26:01Excellencies.
26:03No!
26:07You are a sorceress!
26:09My own wife!
26:11The people of the Ringed Moon have always known
26:14there was more to magic than flavor.
26:26So...
26:28How do you like my Palace of Shadows?
26:32Just the best! Just the best!
26:36The bird! It does talk!
26:39This is a nightmare!
26:41No, my husband.
26:43This is the turning point.
26:47Now science and magic will be allies in our war with the wizards.
26:52How is this so?
26:58Sharashen.
27:00Sharashen.
27:02Lastakvoda.
27:06Sharashen.
27:08Sharashen.
27:10Lastakvoda.
27:13What is this?
27:15Who calls on me, Highlord of the Wraith?
27:19Fear my name, for I am Warlock.
27:28Is that a girl?
27:29Is this loud?
27:30I'm Tav.
27:31I preferred Benjamin Cho.
27:32You'll not be so bad looking for a human.
27:34The moon's the guardian of the chamber.
27:35Without him, it's starting to collapse.
27:37Caractacus, the great master!
27:39The Key of Bones has fallen into the hands of our enemies.
27:41They will use it to raise Warlock and the Wraith Lords.
27:44My Lord Warlock.
27:45I shall be whole again.
27:47You must stop the moon,
27:49even if it means the end of the magical line of Crow.
27:57To be continued...