Hollyoaks 28th August 2024
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00:00Leela can't find out about it, right? I start work tomorrow, I'm gonna be drug-tested.
00:03Obviously, I'm gonna fail. So, I need you to help me cheat it.
00:07I'm here on behalf of James. He's asked me to deliver these to you.
00:13See? They're divorce papers.
00:17Do you really think that I would leak a video of you, my girlfriend, on the internet, like that, for the whole world to see?
00:25You...
00:27My one.
00:29If they ever see that video, as long as we're together, I'll go and get your stuff and come back home.
00:54I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:56I'm so sorry.
00:57I'm sorry.
00:58I'm sorry.
00:59I'm sorry.
01:00I'm sorry.
01:01I'm sorry.
01:02I'm sorry.
01:03I'm sorry.
01:04I'm sorry.
01:05I'm sorry.
01:06I'm sorry.
01:07I'm sorry.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:11I'm sorry.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:14I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:16I'm sorry.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:21I'm sorry.
01:22I'm sorry.
01:23I'm sorry.
01:25I'll sign the divorce papers.
01:28On one condition.
01:45Please speak to Cleo.
01:55I'm here with Buster's doctor, so what?
02:02It's not a negotiation, Steve.
02:04You cheated on me.
02:06In the rancid toilet of a courtroom.
02:08And now I'm ending our marriage.
02:10And don't act like this is your first rodeo.
02:13You've basically divorced every gay in the village.
02:15You're still taking painkillers?
02:17Have you been to see a doctor yet?
02:19They diagnosed it.
02:21As the after effects of being married to an irritating northern chap.
02:25Just sign the papers.
02:27Then we can both go our separate ways
02:29and you'll be free to have all the bathroom liaisons your heart desires.
02:32This is not just another work contract, you know.
02:35You actually became a dad to my kids.
02:39James, I thought me and you were going to grow old together.
02:42Don't be so dramatic.
02:44What is your condition for signing?
02:48Don't worry, I'm not going to try and change your mind.
02:51I just want us to spend the day together
02:53so we can say goodbye to each other properly
02:56and end our marriage on a nice note.
02:59That's it?
03:01I promise.
03:04By the end of the day, I will sign these papers.
03:09Deal?
03:14I mean, yeah, sure we had an argument
03:16but Cleo came back so we could squash it.
03:19I understand this.
03:20It's just that she changed her mind really quickly.
03:22Hi.
03:23Hey, there she is.
03:25I just came to check you were OK.
03:27You said you were popping back here to get a bag
03:29and you never returned.
03:30Yeah, well, we're all good now, aren't we?
03:32It made me realise that I'm not going to throw everything away
03:35we've got over Theresa.
03:36So, yeah, it's all good.
03:37Cool.
03:38Yeah, see you.
03:44You know I'd never want to actually leak that sex video of you, right?
03:49I know.
03:50You were just trying to make me see sense.
03:54So, why don't we make a start on baby-making?
03:57Yeah?
03:58Getting a shower?
03:59I'll just clean up your protein shake.
04:00Don't know why you always spill it everywhere.
04:02Aw, you love looking after me.
04:04See you in there.
04:15Wait, are you trying to delete that video?
04:18Look, I'm not asking you for your right kidney.
04:20It's just a bit of weed to help me pass my drug test.
04:22You need to go on the sick and get some proper help.
04:25Cos if I were in a burning building,
04:27I wouldn't want you coming to save me off your face.
04:29I'm not.
04:30It's called tapering off.
04:31No-one says I need this job.
04:33Kate's going to help me focus, help me get off it for good.
04:36Please.
04:40Oh, back again, are you?
04:42Start charging you rent?
04:44Just stepping out.
04:46Just talking about my dad's legal options.
04:48That's all, yeah.
04:49Right.
04:50Nearly ready for work?
04:51Yeah.
05:08Just nipping to it, Lou.
05:10Do you realise what you're threatening is illegal?
05:12Sorry, are you going to call the police on me?
05:14Try me, see what happens.
05:15You couldn't prove that you didn't upload it yourself.
05:18Little miss, attention seeker.
05:20First you beat me, and now this.
05:23Babe, if you put that video on the internet without my consent,
05:26that is sexual abuse.
05:28Like, do you really seriously want to put me through that again?
05:32Sorry, are you comparing me to my dad?
05:34No, I'm not comparing you to my dad.
05:36Do you really seriously want to put me through that again?
05:39Sorry, are you comparing me to Pete?
05:41You filmed me without me knowing about it!
05:44Like, and now you're threatening to put it on the internet
05:47where people can watch it again and again
05:49and save it and download it.
05:51That is like being abused.
05:53Oh, Cleo, for once in your life, can you stop playing the victim?
05:56Please!
05:57Ask yourself, what is it about you that brings out the worst in people?
06:00Why, why are you so ugly under the surface?
06:04No, you are ugly, Abe.
06:07Inside and out.
06:10I don't want this anymore.
06:13Fine.
06:14Is that your answer, then? I'll post it.
06:16And seeing as you're being such a little bitch about things,
06:19I'll make sure your co-workers, your friends, your family
06:21all get sent a little link
06:23so they can see you having the time of your life with that filthy prostitute.
06:26Fine.
06:28If that's the price that I have to pay to leave you,
06:31then fine.
06:33You know what? My family will be there for me
06:36and they will still love me.
06:38There. Posted.
06:42Cleo, did you think I was bluffing?
06:44See, that's what happens when you push me too far.
06:47Now you're going to have to deal with the consequences.
06:50Wow.
07:16Seriously? The hoodie from our wedding day?
07:19It was my stag do hoodie first.
07:21Thought I'd dig it out for old time's sake.
07:24Don't worry. I'm not trying to change your mind.
07:26Or guilt you.
07:29Do you know, I have many regrets.
07:32Almost destroying my life with gambling.
07:35Resorting to violence on occasion.
07:39But wearing that hoodie on my wedding day
07:42is definitely top of the list.
07:44It was an amazing day, though, wasn't it?
07:46Yeah.
07:49My heart was when Juliet collapsed into my arms
07:51and told everyone she was dying of cancer.
08:00So, how long are we going to take this little trip
08:03down memory lane before you sign the divorce papers?
08:06Go on.
08:08Keep pestering.
08:10And today won't be a nice day, will it?
08:13The wine's repellent, anyway.
08:17Do you really think that you should be drinking?
08:20You don't think I'm suicidal, still, do you?
08:23You have no idea what's going on.
08:28I'm going to drink as much as I like.
08:34In fact...
08:37Everyone, you are hereby invited to join me
08:42in my impromptu divorce party.
08:45Yeah, we're all friends here, aren't we?
08:47Including you, manicure lady.
08:49Been called worse.
08:51And you, Sienna's uncle.
08:53Her father, actually.
08:55We're going to need to unpack that.
08:57This is not what you need, James.
08:59No, no, this is my day, too,
09:01and I want everyone to come back to mine
09:03and day-drink my very expensive liquor cabinet dry.
09:06Who's in?
09:08Whoo!
09:12Hey.
09:14You believe that I've only got, like, a few shifts left?
09:16Yeah.
09:18Yeah. It's the thing about summer jobs, though, innit?
09:20They don't last forever.
09:22But then at least I'm going on my Spanish vacay
09:24with Scotland Prayer.
09:26Ooh.
09:28You going to miss me?
09:30You know what? I will.
09:32Who else is going to break my glasses every two minutes?
09:34Mm-hm.
09:36Can't help it if I get distracted.
09:39Hey.
09:41Hang on a minute.
09:43Go sort the store in.
09:47Can I borrow some of your float, please?
09:49My roses are flying out.
09:51I don't have enough change.
09:53Yes, you can.
09:55Also, check you.
09:57Another successful business.
09:59You might be Alan Sugar of Chester.
10:01Compliment game's still strong, I see.
10:05So you, um...
10:08You have Donny Clark's daughter working here now.
10:10Yeah.
10:12Yeah, I mean, she's a good laugh, so...
10:14Mm.
10:22Well, she's into you,
10:24so just be careful.
10:26That's all I'm saying.
10:31God, I love how posho's party!
10:33This looks nice.
10:35What? Not that one.
10:38Nasty!
10:40Stop being such a bore!
10:42We're celebrating being free of one another!
10:44Isn't it about 300-year-old?
10:46James, it was your mum's.
10:48Oh, well.
10:50No time like the present.
10:52Whey!
10:54Sign the papers.
11:02Here you are.
11:04Adult drink.
11:07All right.
11:09All the more for me, then.
11:13Listen,
11:15why don't you just slip away, yeah?
11:17I wouldn't want to be at my ex's divorce party.
11:19I can't.
11:21This is my last chance to prove to James
11:23that I want him back.
11:25That's if he doesn't drink himself to death first.
11:28Do you want a hand with her stuff?
11:30I'm not here for Cleo's bags.
11:34Look, I'm worried about her mental health.
11:36Like, really worried.
11:39You mean her real health?
11:42It's so much more than her bulimia.
11:45It's like she's a completely different person.
11:48That's not what you said to me this morning.
11:51I'm not here for Cleo's bags.
11:54That's not what you said to me this morning.
11:56Yeah.
11:58Yeah, she made me swear not to say anything to you.
12:00She thinks you're way too judgmental.
12:02That you're all just trying to mess with her head
12:04because you can't stand her out living her own life.
12:06She said what?
12:08I mean, it gets so much worse than that.
12:10That's just the start.
12:12You've seen how erratic she is recently.
12:14At home, she's manipulative.
12:16She's throwing threats at me.
12:18She's purging after every meal
12:20and emotionally blackmailing me.
12:23Terrified that I'll leave her.
12:25This doesn't sound like Cleo at all.
12:27That's exactly what I've been saying to her.
12:29This is not you.
12:32I just...
12:34I haven't even told you the worst part, John Paul.
12:37The minister's cat is an astonishing, brave and cheerful cat.
12:42The minister's cat is an astonishing, brave, cheerful and dangerous cat.
12:49Ooh, OK, right.
12:51The minister's cat is an astonishing, brave, dangerous and exciting cat.
12:59I nailed it.
13:01Come on, Steve, it's your turn.
13:03The minister's cat is an astonishing, brave...
13:10Steve, come on.
13:12You're the only one who's not drinking.
13:14All you've got to remember is A, B, C, D, E.
13:19For the start of the next word, yeah?
13:21He's out next, he's out next.
13:23No, if he wants to stay, he has to play.
13:25Come on, Steve.
13:27The minister's cat is an astonishing, brave, cheerful, dangerous and exciting cat.
13:33And what comes next?
13:35Come on, you can do it. What comes after E?
13:39I'm starting to think that you're not signing the divorce papers
13:41because you can't spell your own name.
13:45I'm going to have some vodka, OK?
13:48This used to be your tipple, didn't it?
13:50Fancy a little drop for old time's sake?
13:52I know what you're trying to do.
13:54You're trying to push me away, but I'm not going to let you, James.
13:57I love you.
13:59Then let me go!
14:03James? James?
14:07Is he OK?
14:18OK, OK, you ready?
14:20This is going to be so good.
14:22It's going to blow you away, all right?
14:24Ooh!
14:26OK, that was so good.
14:28OK, check this out.
14:30Oh, are you OK?
14:32Yeah.
14:34Good? Yeah? Yeah?
14:36OK. Well, you know...
14:38Well, I'll miss our 30-second dance parties,
14:40but I won't miss the injuries.
14:42Yeah, that was a lot.
14:44There's our quite boring without him.
14:47You can still do it by yourself, though, right?
14:49That is true, and you won't cramp my style.
14:51Style? Style?
14:53He thinks I have style? Yeah.
14:55OK.
14:57Your ex is, like, a lot today.
14:59Is that normal, or...?
15:01Yeah, no, she just borrowed some change.
15:03I should restock the bar.
15:05No, it's fine. I'll do it.
15:07Mm-hm.
15:09OK, listen, don't start.
15:11I was just a bit harmless fun between two mates.
15:13I don't think she wants to be mates.
15:16Oh, right.
15:18Not loving the whole jealous ex vibe.
15:20But, you know, first of all, she's too young.
15:22Secondly, she's staff.
15:24Well, it wouldn't be your first lapse in judgement.
15:26Hm.
15:30Well, she's probably not that into me anyway.
15:32All right.
15:36Oh, Ethan.
15:38Reminds me.
15:40I was just thinking, am I really going to leave this job
15:42without you taking me for that drink?
15:45Come on, you're going straight to hospital.
15:47Look, James, people don't just collapse like that
15:49for no reason.
15:51How many painkillers have you took today?
15:55Just a couple this morning.
16:03No, no, no, we're not doing tears.
16:05Whatever you're doing this for,
16:07you need to stop.
16:09I don't know,
16:11it's just because you're scared.
16:14But if that means there's still a chance for me and you,
16:16there's something still to fight for,
16:18then please.
16:20Cos I can't do this without you.
16:24Even the honey's telling us what to do.
16:29I knew you wouldn't sign those papers today.
16:33Why do you always have to make everything so difficult?
16:37Cos it's kind of my thing, isn't it?
16:39I just can't.
16:41I'll send everyone else away too.
16:44I'm not leaving you in this state.
16:46I'm fine.
16:50I just need to clear my head.
16:55Why don't...
16:57Why don't you come back tonight?
16:59Not to sleep or anything,
17:01just to talk.
17:04Really?
17:08Yeah?
17:10Yeah, I'd love that.
17:14OK, well, um,
17:16you just text me when you're ready
17:18and then I'll come back.
17:22Thanks.
17:36Something bad's happened and I don't know what to do.
17:40He...
17:43He was with an escort.
17:45Cleo.
17:47No!
17:49I don't know why I did it.
17:51I just lost my mind for a second.
17:53I was upset and he hired him.
17:55I'm not judging you, OK?
17:57I'm just trying to understand.
18:01He also told me that
18:03you videoed it
18:05and you threatened to put it online to embarrass him.
18:07I mean, what was she thinking?
18:09No.
18:12I don't know what happened.
18:14I would struggle, too,
18:16with the Theresa situation if I was in your shoes,
18:18but, Cleo, I'm worried about you.
18:20You're behaving in terrible ways and you won't let us help you.
18:23I don't believe this. Cleo, I...
18:32Hey, babe, what's wrong?
18:34Hey!
18:36Thought I could smell love in the air, huh?
18:38Now, listen, James Nightingale has cut off the champagne supply
18:42so we can party on the loft, right?
18:44No, I think we're going to have a quiet night in, Mum.
18:46Thanks.
18:48Oh.
18:50All right.
18:52Oh, well, in this case,
18:54that's for the bedroom.
19:00Listen, I, um...
19:02I didn't upload that video.
19:05What?
19:07Yeah, I said that I didn't want to upload it
19:09and I still don't.
19:12I wanted to show you something.
19:14You said that your family have always got your back.
19:16Well, I don't know,
19:18when push comes to shove,
19:20they seem like they really don't care about you.
19:22Come on, let's go home, yeah?
19:24We'll make you a nice tea.
19:26We'll put this all behind us.
19:28Please don't make me post that video, for real.
19:33Yeah?
19:37Yeah.
19:39Hey, you want more wee, you can do one.
19:41No, I just... I wanted to buy you a coffee or something,
19:43say thank you.
19:45Drug test should be fine.
19:47I had a good day. Saved a ferret from a tree.
19:49Who said all heroes wear capes, eh?
19:51I know, even helping people just in a small way
19:53made a huge difference to me.
19:55We'll make sure Leela washes the water bottle out properly,
19:57won't you?
19:59Honestly, Mercedes, thank you.
20:01Sticking your neck out for me.
20:03Believe in me.
20:05Promise I'll never touch your stuff again.
20:07I do believe in you.
20:10Come here.
20:12Got to believe in yourself, yeah?
20:14Yeah.
20:16Coffee.
20:18Two sugars, very large.
20:20Go, go, go, go.
20:24Isn't it mad to think that we might have a little one
20:26calling Rosie soon?
20:32Wait, you're not finished it, yeah?
20:34Babe, you're going to need all the energy you can get
20:36for tonight.
20:39I'm full.
20:41It was really nice, though.
20:47I have been so forgiving, haven't I?
20:49Letting you come back here.
20:51Not posting that video.
20:53And yet you
20:55still won't eat
20:57a nutritious meal that I made for you.
20:59Abe, I've had enough.
21:01Babe,
21:03I don't think you know what's good for you.
21:05Okay?
21:08Now, you're not going to get down from this table
21:10until you finish this meal.
21:16That's a good girl.
21:18Hey.
21:20Hey, hey, look, I know,
21:22I know you're upset with me.
21:24And I know this is going to take time.
21:26But I will make you love me again, yeah?
21:38James?
21:44James?
21:48No, you got it into your thick head.
21:52I don't want you anymore.
22:08♪
22:11♪
22:37Oi.
22:40Yeah?
22:42Well, I thought seeing as you finished your shift,
22:44we can finally share that drink.
22:46Wow.
22:48A place of work and everything.
22:50You really know how to treat a girl, don't you?
22:52Where are you going?
22:54Well, if you want a drink with me,
22:56you're going to have to do better than that.
22:58Cheers.
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