Ross vs. Charles, 1984
Transcript
00:00On the next Check It Out.
00:03I would hope that Mr. Bannister will be able to settle this. He is a mature adult human being.
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00:41It's the Joker's Wild.
00:44And here's the host of the show, Bill Cullen.
00:55Thank you. Welcome to our program.
00:57I was wondering why people come and so happy when they come to see our show.
01:00I just found out we give them free chewing gum.
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01:17We had to interrupt the game.
01:19Right now, we're going to bring back the people who were playing that game.
01:21So, Charlie, if you would, please.
01:23Bill, first-hour challenger.
01:24He's a theatrical technician whose interest includes scuba diving and showing dogs.
01:28Charles Schneider.
01:31And our returning champion who's winning some cash and prizes total $13,375
01:38is a former high school teacher who now owns a flower delivery service,
01:41Ross Subia.
01:47Ah, Ross Subia, I'll tell you.
01:50Are you doing as well in your flower delivery service as you're doing here?
01:53For the time that I've been going, yes.
01:55Boy, I'll tell you.
01:56He has gotten every good break.
01:58Not that he doesn't play well.
01:59He does indeed.
02:00But he's gotten all the luck.
02:01Our three jokers twice, huh?
02:03And you're able to answer the question.
02:05And you have $13,375 to show for it.
02:08Congratulations.
02:10Charles Schneider.
02:13Charles is a theatrical technician who's doing quite well here so far.
02:17Tell us what you do theatrically, Charles.
02:19Well, basically, I help the lighting designer set up his lighting design,
02:22set up a sound system, and whatever else needs to be done to get the show up.
02:26That's good.
02:27Speaking of shows, in show business, you also show dogs, do you not?
02:29That's correct, sir.
02:30What kind?
02:31Mainly Airedale Terriers, and I work with other terriers as well.
02:34Okay.
02:35Now you have $200 that you've won so far, and Ross has $50.
02:39So Charles is in the lead, hoping that Ross' streak of luck doesn't continue.
02:43Meantime, here are the categories we were playing with and with which we will continue.
02:47Scrambled eggheads, that's where we show you pictures.
02:49Solar system.
02:51Nursery rhymes.
02:52Rat bag.
02:54Big television.
02:55That's good because if you have a chance to pick that and you're way down,
02:59you can catch up and surpass your opponent.
03:01Our natural triple jackpot, three of the same categories across the line,
03:05has all sorts of great stuff.
03:07Dishwashers, telephones, coffee sets, stuff like that, worth $5,850 at this moment.
03:12Goes on.
03:15It builds each day.
03:19It builds for about four or five days, and after that it amasses,
03:22and it's now up to $5,850.
03:25Charles, you ready to pick up?
03:26I'm ready.
03:27Give it a spin.
03:28Let's see what you get.
03:29Come on, natural triple.
03:30Here goes Charles' spin.
03:31He got bid, oh, another bid, and scrambled egghead.
03:35That's a pretty good category.
03:36Both of them good.
03:37What do you want to do?
03:38I think I'd like bid television for $100.
03:41Okay, you determine in advance not only how much each question is worth,
03:44and you did with $100, but how many questions you will answer,
03:47and you haven't yet.
03:48You must complete the bid to get the money.
03:51How many questions?
03:52Three.
03:53At $100 each, you stand a chance of winning $300.
03:57If you miss, it passes over to Ross.
03:59If he answers, he picks up the $300.
04:01Question one.
04:02On the popular series, The Love Boat, the actor portrayed Meryl Stubbing.
04:07Excuse me.
04:08Stubbing?
04:09Meryl Stubbing.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:11He's the friendly captain who spent more time socializing than running the ship.
04:16This actor was Gavin who?
04:18MacLeod.
04:19You have won up there.
04:20You have $100.
04:22Second question.
04:24For $200.
04:26Evildoers who passed through TV's Hazard County
04:29had a contend with those fast-driving do-gooders known as the Dukes.
04:33Actor Tom Wopat portrayed Luke Duke,
04:36while this actor played his cousin Bo.
04:39The actor, for $200, second question, is John who?
04:43I got to get this right.
04:44It's my own last name, Schneider.
04:46You got it right.
04:47It's true.
04:48You have $300.
04:49One more.
04:51This is for the $300,
04:54and it's enough to give you a possible win.
04:57This Emmy Award winning show featured several diverse characters,
05:01including a reporter named Rossi,
05:04a photographer nicknamed Animal,
05:06and Mrs. Pinchon, the owner of a fictional Los Angeles newspaper.
05:11For your third question, for $300 and a possible win, name the show.
05:16Luke Grant.
05:17That's it.
05:18You have $500.
05:22Well, Ross, time to call on your fabulous luck,
05:26because you're down by $450.
05:29You know what you need.
05:30I'll announce in advance.
05:31You need three jokers, or you need one joker, or a bid.
05:35Joker would take you to bid.
05:36Good luck.
05:37We're looking for a joker or a bid.
05:39Come on, jokers.
05:41He needs at least one.
05:43You needed that scrambled egg hit.
05:45Well, you have a joker.
05:47All right.
05:48I'm going to go off the board with bid television.
05:51For $50.
05:52For $50.
05:53Count it up now.
05:55Okay.
05:58This is an important decision he's making.
06:03You need $450 to tie.
06:06Okay.
06:07I will go for six questions.
06:11I am sorry.
06:12That's your decision.
06:13And with six questions at $50 apiece, it would not be enough for a win.
06:17Charles, by virtue of that decision, you are our new champion.
06:21Congratulations.
06:27Congratulations, Charles.
06:29You beat a real good player.
06:30He finally made a mistake.
06:32Actually, at $50 a question, you would need a nine to tie and ten for a win,
06:36and we might have been here all day.
06:38But you do have, Ross, you played so well, $13,375.
06:45We'll be back here to give Charles his chance at the money right after this.
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08:52Well, Charles, you won your first game.
08:54If you win four more and come up with five consecutive, we have a nice special prize for you.
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09:02The Eagle Wagon comes equipped with luxury features like air-conditioning, AM, FM stereo, tinted glass, and roof rack.
09:07Plus the confidence of Select Drive, the all-surface four-wheel drive system.
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09:13Okay, Charles, you have the $500. You want to move up for $1,000 plus?
09:17I'm ready.
09:18Come on over. We're going to let you play against the Devil.
09:24Good to meet you, Charles. You played well.
09:26Thank you, sir.
09:27Ross's luck finally ran out on him there.
09:29You know what happens here, Charles?
09:31You play against the Devil by spinning the wheel and the numbers come up there for your total.
09:34If you go all the way through and you get up to $1,000 or more without seeing the Devil, you win that money and this fabulous prize.
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10:15And finally, Charles, with this prize worth more than $2,800, you'll really be cooking with gas in your brand-new kitchen.
10:23Congratulations.
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10:29and a double oven gas range with continuous cleaning ovens from Tappan.
10:33This Now You're Cooking with Gas package is worth in cash and prizes over $4,500.
10:40That's nice.
10:42I don't know.
10:44A new kitchen is a very nice prize.
10:46That's one of the most expensive rooms in the house.
10:48At least they tell me that when you want to build it.
10:49Did you know that?
10:50No, I didn't, but I know it would make my wife awfully happy to have some of those prizes.
10:53Oh, I bet it will.
10:54You want to make her happy, the idea is to go through here and get the thousand.
10:57You know, of course, you may stop anywhere along the line and take the money up to there.
11:01Okay?
11:02Yes, sir.
11:03Ready to go.
11:04Good luck, Charles.
11:05Here we go.
11:07I'll call them off as they come up.
11:08$25,000, $200,000, and $50,000.
11:10And you've got $275,000.
11:12Keep going.
11:18They spin.
11:19$200,000, $150,000, $100,000.
11:23Your wife out there?
11:24My wife's out there.
11:26What's she saying?
11:27Her name's Donna.
11:28Hi, Donna.
11:29Okay.
11:30What are you going to do?
11:31I'm going to keep going.
11:32Donna says go.
11:33Go.
11:34Keep going.
11:36$125,000, $75,000, $925,000.
11:45I'm going to go for it.
11:46He's going for it.
11:47Okay.
11:51Important spin.
11:52$100,000, $75,000.
11:54You went all the way.
11:57Congratulations.
11:59Boy.
12:03Well, that was really a job.
12:07I think the devil has taken the week off.
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12:14You ready?
12:15I'm ready.
12:16I'm going to count it out.
12:17I love this.
12:18100, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
12:261100, 1200, somewhere.
12:30I'm down to the 50.
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15:35Okay, thank you, Charlie.
15:37Well, Charles, you're ready to go.
15:38We have a new contestant for you.
15:40Charlie, who is it?
15:41Bill, she's an independent distributor for beauty products who enjoys skiing and weightlifting.
15:45Michelle West.
15:53Hello, Michelle.
15:54Hi, Bill.
15:55Welcome to the show.
15:57Skiing and weightlifting.
15:58Yeah.
15:59Ladies or women are getting into weightlifting these days, are they not?
16:01They sure are.
16:02How much can you lift?
16:04Well, it depends what...
16:07Dumbbells, I can do about 30.
16:09Oh, that's me.
16:10Okay, 30 dumbbells.
16:12Can't beat 30 dumbbells.
16:14Reminds me of my class at Humboldt.
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16:18We have categories in here for this game are the categories.
16:21There are female vocalists, Jackson Johns, Where Am I?, The Body, and finally, Choose the Booze.
16:30We'll talk about that if and when it comes up.
16:32Michelle, you all ready to start?
16:33I sure am.
16:34Give it a spin.
16:35Let's see what you get to choose from.
16:37Jackson Johns, female vocalist, and another Jackson Johns.
16:41I'll take Jackson Johns for $100.
16:44This actor named Jack spent more than a decade playing detective Steve McGarrett on Hawaii Five-O, television's longest running police show.
16:52This actor was Jack who?
17:00Time's up.
17:01Charles, you can pick up the $100.
17:02Jack who?
17:03Lord.
17:04Lord is right.
17:05You have the $100.
17:07Then, Charles, let's see where you go from here.
17:11Come on, jokers.
17:14The Body, The Body, Jackson Johns.
17:17Bill, I think I'd like The Body for $100, please.
17:19I'd like a lot of bodies for a lot less.
17:23The human respiratory system, which includes the lungs, has two primary jobs.
17:29One is to provide the body with life-giving oxygen, and the other is to get rid of this common gas.
17:36Give me the two-word name of that gas for another $100.
17:41Carbon dioxide.
17:42You're good, that's right.
17:45$200 to Charles.
17:46Michelle hasn't scored.
17:47We're gonna ask both of you to come back on our next show.
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17:54Charlie, tell us who in the audience is gonna be with us.
17:56Well, Bill, we're looking for Minnie Carlquist.
18:02And we're looking for Cece Hyder.
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20:25Okay, we're here with our two studio players.
20:27We have our lucky home player waiting on the phone here.
20:29All three of our players get one spin.
20:31Player with the highest total gets a chance to play against the devil for cash and prizes.
20:34Let us first welcome C.C.
20:36Hi, C.C.
20:37How are you, sir?
20:38Pretty good. What's your full name, C.C.?
20:39Charles Heider.
20:40Charles Heider.
20:41Yeah.
20:42That's what the C.C. stands for.
20:43Charles, that's pretty good.
20:44Good reasoning in your neighborhood.
20:46Where are you from, Charles?
20:47I'm Downey, California.
20:48Oh, Downey. Begins with an F.
20:49I know it well.
20:50Okay.
20:52You know what you're gonna have to do now.
20:53You're gonna do some spinning, okay?
20:54Okay, I'm prepared.
20:55Minnie, let's just move back.
20:56Give him plenty of spinning room.
20:58Give it a spin there.
20:59Okay, here we go.
21:00Here's the total.
21:01We'll record this total for posterity.
21:03You have 10, 10, and 30, 50.
21:07Come on back here, Minnie.
21:09Now, let me tell you, Minnie.
21:11I'll tell you one thing.
21:12Fifty is not the biggest number around.
21:14That's not too hard to beat.
21:15I'll beat it.
21:16You're gonna beat it?
21:17Well, what Minnie, Minnie what?
21:20Carl Quist.
21:21Minnie?
21:22Minnesota Irish.
21:24You're a Minnesota Irish?
21:25Yes.
21:26And your full name is...
21:27Carl Quist.
21:28Carl Quist.
21:29And you're a Pittsburgh Irish, too.
21:30Did you know that?
21:31Oh, you are.
21:32Great.
21:33We'll get along together then.
21:34Okay.
21:35What do you do when you're not getting along with emcees?
21:37Well, right now, I'm retired.
21:40That's good.
21:41That's good.
21:42But, oh, I work, you know, at the telephone company.
21:47And now I'm just having a great time.
21:50I'm out here on a reunion, a family reunion.
21:52Very good.
21:53I'm glad we can be part of it.
21:54Oh, I am too.
21:55You're gonna beat $50.
21:56Think you can do that?
21:57You betcha.
21:58I got confidence.
21:59Minnie, it's all yours.
22:00Oh.
22:01Let's see.
22:02Watch Minnie come through here.
22:03Oh, boy.
22:04You got 10.
22:05You have 50.
22:06Yep.
22:07You got so far.
22:08You're up there at 80.
22:09Hangin' it.
22:1080's high.
22:11Oh.
22:1280's high.
22:13Now we gotta talk to our player at home.
22:16Hello.
22:17Hello.
22:18Hello, Maggie Pruitt.
22:19Yes, sir.
22:20Maggie, you're in Perry, Florida, they tell me.
22:22Right.
22:23And WCTV Channel 6 is where you watch our show.
22:26Right.
22:27Well, Maggie, you know what happens now.
22:29The high number, the number you have to beat, Maggie, is 80 bucks.
22:33Now, in order to do that, you press one of the buttons on your phone,
22:36and our interactive device spins our machine here.
22:38What's your favorite number, Maggie Pruitt?
22:40Five.
22:41Five?
22:42Okay, now hold on a minute.
22:43Minnie, move back a little bit, because that's gonna come back.
22:45Maggie, you're trying to beat $80.
22:47Hit your number five.
22:48Right.
22:49Here it goes.
22:50Here it goes.
22:51Okay.
22:5230, 40, 30, $70.
22:56And, Minnie, you are the winner.
22:58Congratulations.
22:59You won.
23:00Yes.
23:01You're high with 80 bucks.
23:04Hey.
23:05Hey, Maggie, hello.
23:07Maggie, you missed the total there.
23:09You needed 80.
23:10You got 70.
23:11Stay on the line, though, because a member of our staff's gonna arrange
23:14to send that 70 bucks to you in Perry, Florida.
23:17Thank you, Maggie.
23:20Maggie Pruitt.
23:21And, of course, CeCe, we have 50 bucks for you.
23:24All right.
23:27And, Minnie, you have 80 bucks.
23:29And that is yours to keep no matter what happens.
23:32Now, you're gonna get a chance to win some more.
23:35You're gonna get a chance to spin against the devil for $1,000 and this prize.
23:39It's a lavish living room set.
23:41The Lazy Boy Signature II Sleep Sofa and Love Seat.
23:44They have a wide variety of fabrics that are suitable for any decor.
23:47Enjoy elegance by day and comfort by night.
23:49Thanks to Lazy Boy.
23:51This game is worth in cash and prizes over $2,100.
23:56There she is.
23:57Come on up here.
23:59Now, you know what happens.
24:00You reach $1,000, you win the sofa, the love seat, the $1,000.
24:03$2,100 in all, $2,000.
24:05Now, you can stop any time you want and take the money.
24:08You understand that?
24:09Yes.
24:10Okay.
24:11Is your Irish luck gonna hold out?
24:12Oh, you betcha.
24:14Can I start now?
24:16I can't think of a better time in the world.
24:18Nothing like being a millionaire right now.
24:20Oh, no, boy.
24:21Millionaire.
24:22Okay, let's go.
24:23Here goes the first million.
24:24That's the hardest.
24:25You keep your fingers crossed.
24:26All right.
24:27I got them.
24:29Let's see what you get.
24:30$75, $25.
24:31You're in business.
24:32$125.
24:34Wow.
24:35You can take it or you can spend it.
24:36Oh, no.
24:37I got to go.
24:38She's going.
24:39All right.
24:40That's the spirit that made our country great.
24:42$75, $25.
24:43You're still in business.
24:46$325.
24:48Oh, boy.
24:50What do you want to do?
24:51I'm gonna go.
24:52You're gonna go?
24:53Yeah.
24:54They're wild in Minnesota, aren't they?
24:55Okay.
24:56$25, $200, $75.
24:59You're in business.
25:01You're up to...
25:04You know what your total is?
25:06How much?
25:07$625.
25:08Oh, boy.
25:11She's going.
25:12Well, she's going.
25:15$250 and $75 for a grand total of $950.
25:21Oh, no.
25:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:29She's going.
25:31$125.
25:33No, devil, you get it.
25:36Congratulations, rich lady.
25:41Get on over here.
25:43My sister.
25:44My sister, come on up.
25:45Watch your step there.
25:47Oh.
25:48What's your name?
25:56Cooper is your name?
25:58Cooper.
25:59Cooper, Gilchrist.
26:00Minnie Cooper.
26:01Minnie Cooper.
26:02Jenny.
26:03Jenny Cooper.
26:04You know, about 19 years ago, I went to a fortune teller.
26:08And the fortune teller said to me,
26:10One day, 19 years from now, you're going to travel to the West Coast.
26:15And you're going to meet two beautiful blondes with money.
26:21And I guess...
26:23Did I whisper something to you?
26:25Excuse me just a second.
26:27We're both almost 80.
26:29You're not.
26:30No.
26:31Can I tell them?
26:32No, don't tell them.
26:33Don't tell them.
26:34It's a great secret.
26:35I always say advanced teenagers.
26:37You mean I can't tell them that?
26:39Oh, no.
26:40You don't think I should tell them?
26:42No, please don't.
26:43They'd love to know it.
26:44It would...
26:46We're 39.
26:48I have a secret that would take...
26:51When I gave you this secret, you would actually fall down at home.
26:55But ladies, I am nothing if not a gentleman.
26:59You have a thousand cash.
27:01You have the sofa.
27:02You have the love seat.
27:03Oh, boy.
27:04I'll be right over.
27:05Goodbye from Joker's Wild.
27:06We'll see you around.
27:07Go on.
27:10Good-bye.
27:11Good-bye.
27:12We're adding an art graphic to the Natural Triple Jackpot
27:15from Martin Lawrence Gallery.
27:17It's a limited edition graphic entitled Balcony.
27:19This colorful serigraph is numbered and hand signed
27:21by Robert Senardella.
27:22Available through Martin Lawrence Collectors Group.
27:25And now, the Natural Triple Jackpot is worth $6,600.
27:29Motional consideration or a fee paid by the following.
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28:49the Joker's Wild as a Jack Barry and Tim Enright production