I Swapped Bodies with My Nemesis Full Episode
I Swapped Bodies with My Nemesis Full Episode
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00:00:00Amber, I don't think so father. At least give him a chance. He's a frigid pretentious asshole. I would rather die than marry Lexi.
00:00:14I swap bodies with Nick!
00:00:18I'm shoving a tampon up my...
00:00:20Yeah, you mean mine.
00:00:23Nick, let's hear your plan for next quarter. Okay.
00:00:26Shit, shit, shit. You shit. You look pretty every time I...
00:00:32Lexi has to go through at work. We'll... go through at work. We'll... figure out a way to swap back. How? How? How?
00:00:38You're gonna go through obstacles.
00:00:46If you touch her again, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. I don't want to risk it. I'm willing to risk it.
00:00:57Miss Amber? This way please. Okay.
00:01:03Nope, not today. Come on, sweetie. Let's just talk.
00:01:12What is this all about? I'm not marrying Nick Rivers. He's a pretentious asshole.
00:01:20Arranged marriage with Lexi.
00:01:23Arranged marriage with Lexi.
00:01:26I don't think so, father.
00:01:29Our family's tech company is blooming. Together we can...
00:01:32She's a rich party girl who probably can't even read.
00:01:35All he does is read. At June's party, he literally sat there and read a book while we played beer pong.
00:01:39She got so drunk playing beer pong that she lit the carpet on fire.
00:01:43Just give her a chance, Nick. At least give him a chance.
00:01:47We've made a reservation for brunch for you.
00:01:49God, mom, excuse him. But am I not speaking English?
00:01:53I'm going to say this one last time.
00:01:56Like I said, I'd rather die than marry Lexi Amber.
00:02:07Challenge accepted.
00:02:15At least she looks good in that dress.
00:02:20Thanks for joining, Lexi. Nineteen minutes late.
00:02:24A girly doesn't just wake up like this, you know. At least she looks good in that suit.
00:02:28Yeah, you're supposed to let the wine breathe. And don't gulp it.
00:02:35Sip. Jesus Christ.
00:02:37Don't mansplain me on how to drink wine where I love Nick.
00:02:40I need something a lot stronger if I'm going to be stuck here with you.
00:02:43Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
00:02:44I can't re...
00:02:48Wait, that's your go-to drink too?
00:02:50Yeah, ever since I finished reading The Great Gatsby.
00:02:55You've read F. Scott Fitzgerald?
00:02:58Yeah, I read F. Scooter.
00:02:59F. Scott Fitzgerald.
00:03:03What?
00:03:06I'll be right back.
00:03:08Okay.
00:03:15Lexi?
00:03:18Lexi?
00:03:21That was you?
00:03:23What is my psycho ex-boyfriend doing here?
00:03:27Who's your new man toy?
00:03:34Really, Lexi?
00:03:37You're out and about with a new dude after you left me last month out of nowhere?
00:03:41I caught you in bed with your secretary.
00:03:45Oh, God.
00:03:48You're a cheating asshole.
00:03:51Oh, it's not my fault. You don't like to give it up.
00:03:55A man has knees, Lexi.
00:03:57Oh, but I'm not saving my insides from that.
00:03:59What are you, born in the fucking 1900s? You're a fucking prude.
00:04:02At least I'm not a cheating asshole.
00:04:06With no heart.
00:04:11Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, huh?
00:04:13Do you know who I am?
00:04:15You're fucking worthless without me. You are nothing, Lexi.
00:04:17Nothing without me. You know that?
00:04:19Do you know that, Lexi? Huh?
00:04:22You don't ever put your hands on her. Do you hear me?
00:04:26You stay the fuck away from her.
00:04:30Or I'll break your arm.
00:04:33You hear me?
00:04:36Let me go.
00:04:42We should do this again soon.
00:04:46I'll see you later, Lexi.
00:05:01Lexi, that's the man that you were dating less than a month ago?
00:05:05I'm still working on it. I'm trying to move past my mistakes.
00:05:09I'm trying to move past my mistakes, all right, Nick?
00:05:12You're still the same naive, reckless little princess
00:05:17who doesn't know how to be alone in this world.
00:05:20You know what? Fine! Think what you want, okay?
00:05:23At least I'm not a self-righteous asshole like...
00:05:25I can't believe my father wanted me to marry you.
00:05:28You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:05:30And I didn't read The Great Gatsby.
00:05:33I only watch it because of Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:05:40Fuck me.
00:05:46Lexi? Lexi, wait!
00:05:48Lexi!
00:06:10Fuck.
00:06:33Ow.
00:06:35What the hell?
00:06:37What the hell is happening to my voice?
00:06:39Hello?
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:06:51Oh, this can't be happening.
00:06:53Oh, my God, this is impossible.
00:06:55This can't be happening.
00:06:57I swat bodies with Nick?
00:06:59I swat bodies with Nick?
00:07:01No!
00:07:03Wait, that's my voice.
00:07:08Ah!
00:07:12What are you doing with my body?
00:07:14Give it back!
00:07:15Lexi, don't panic.
00:07:16Don't panic?
00:07:17This is literally the best time to panic.
00:07:18You have my friggin' body.
00:07:20Calm down!
00:07:22We'll figure out a way to swap backers.
00:07:24How?
00:07:25How?
00:07:27Oh, fuck!
00:07:29Ow!
00:07:30Three.
00:07:34Two.
00:07:35Get out of my body!
00:07:37One.
00:07:54You know, there's one thing that we haven't tried.
00:07:56What's that?
00:07:59Kissing.
00:08:06Yeah, no, you're not.
00:08:08Nice try.
00:08:09Okay, Lexi, first of all,
00:08:11if I kissed you, it would basically be, like,
00:08:13me kissing myself, which is super weird.
00:08:16Second of all, aren't in those chick movies,
00:08:18don't they, like, I don't know,
00:08:20there's, like, a magical kiss or whatever?
00:08:22Yeah, well, if you actually watch the girly movies,
00:08:24you'd know that the magic only works in love.
00:08:26You know, fine.
00:08:27Stay in my body.
00:08:28Fine.
00:08:29But there is something that I should probably
00:08:31Especially in the morning.
00:08:33In the morning.
00:08:37Ew, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
00:08:40Mm-hmm.
00:08:41You can kiss.
00:08:43None of that.
00:08:44No tongue.
00:08:45None.
00:08:46Lexi, do you think that I want to French kiss myself?
00:08:49No.
00:08:50Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:08:56I don't know.
00:08:59Shh.
00:09:10Not working.
00:09:12Oh, my God, I'm gonna be stuck in your body forever.
00:09:16Daddy would know what to do.
00:09:17I need Daddy.
00:09:18Lexi, no, no.
00:09:21We can't tell anyone, okay?
00:09:24They will think we're crazy.
00:09:29We just have to work together, okay?
00:09:32We'll figure this out.
00:09:34Okay?
00:09:37Oh.
00:09:39Mommy, Daddy.
00:09:41Father.
00:09:43Okay, I'm fine.
00:09:45I'm fine.
00:09:46Get off.
00:09:48Mm-hmm.
00:09:53Um...
00:09:56Um...
00:09:58Mommy?
00:09:59Daddy?
00:10:01The restaurant call said you were passed out on the street.
00:10:04Passed out?
00:10:05We got hit by a car.
00:10:06What are you talking about, Nick?
00:10:08There was no car.
00:10:09Marshall, I think you're missing the big picture.
00:10:12They were kissing.
00:10:14Oh.
00:10:16What did I tell you, sweetie?
00:10:19Nick isn't a pretentious prude.
00:10:23Wow, yeah.
00:10:24You know what?
00:10:25No.
00:10:26Nick is just the most gentlemanly, handsome,
00:10:30amazing, all-around outstanding guy ever.
00:10:34I was a big, big idiot.
00:10:38I'm in your body now, Nick.
00:10:39You want to dance?
00:10:42Let's dance.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48No, no, no.
00:10:49No, no, no.
00:10:50I was the huge idiot.
00:10:53Because Lexi is the total package.
00:10:57So pretty, smart.
00:10:59God, she's so sexy.
00:11:01Have you seen her booty?
00:11:07Sexy booty?
00:11:08Seriously?
00:11:10You brought this on yourself.
00:11:12You know what?
00:11:15We have an announcement to make.
00:11:20We are moving together.
00:11:23Oh.
00:11:24Oh.
00:11:26Look what you made me do.
00:11:28Oh, I just love him so much.
00:11:41Do you have to have so much stuff?
00:11:43Hey, I didn't want to come here.
00:11:44Here's your idea to move.
00:11:45If we don't live together, people are going to figure us out.
00:11:47All right?
00:11:48Mm-hmm.
00:11:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boy.
00:11:59Hey, hey, hold it right there, cowboy.
00:12:01What do you think you're doing?
00:12:02I see everything.
00:12:03Oh, my god.
00:12:04I'm not going to look, all right?
00:12:05OK, that's not the point.
00:12:07You're going to touch everything.
00:12:09OK, yeah.
00:12:10Well, would you rather you look like this when I'm going out?
00:12:17Oh, it's not good.
00:12:18Good point.
00:12:19Mm-hmm.
00:12:20How about this?
00:12:21How about this?
00:12:22I bathe you.
00:12:25Yeah, that's not happening.
00:12:27Sorry.
00:12:28OK, yeah.
00:12:29How about this?
00:12:30Stay there.
00:12:31One sec, I got an idea.
00:12:36Lexi, don't fuck up my shit.
00:12:40Aha!
00:12:45Take it.
00:12:53How'd it go?
00:12:54No peeking.
00:12:56Let me know if questions.
00:12:58Ow!
00:13:00Genius, Lexi.
00:13:02There's got to be a better way.
00:13:04Oops.
00:13:07Eight suitcases of clothes and not one pair of underwear.
00:13:17Hey, I don't know.
00:13:18There's something wrong with your, uh.
00:13:25No, I'm not wearing this.
00:13:27No, this is torture.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:31How does this even work?
00:13:33I don't know.
00:13:34There's something with your, uh.
00:13:36Lexi, it's.
00:13:37What are you doing with my phone?
00:13:39You perv.
00:13:40Give me that back.
00:13:41No, give me it back right now.
00:13:42Give me it back.
00:13:43I told you it's not what it looks like.
00:13:44Give me it back.
00:13:45Give me it back.
00:13:47Lexi, hey, look at me.
00:13:50We already discussed we're not going to touch anything.
00:13:52We're not going to look down.
00:13:53We're only going to look up.
00:13:54We're not going to look down.
00:13:55And we're definitely not going to.
00:13:57Oh.
00:13:58Oh, god.
00:13:59I have a penis.
00:14:00I have a penis.
00:14:02Oh, my god.
00:14:03Freak out.
00:14:06OK.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:09That's gross.
00:14:10Disgusting.
00:14:11Hey.
00:14:12I saw everything.
00:14:13I have, you know, plenty of women
00:14:14would love to be in my body, OK?
00:14:20There's not even dressing on this.
00:14:22Like, I'm not going to eat this.
00:14:26Do you have pet cows?
00:14:27Because this is their breakfast.
00:14:28That is my 1-6-8 diet.
00:14:30No fried foods.
00:14:31No snacks.
00:14:32No sweets.
00:14:33No fucking fights.
00:14:34Oof.
00:14:35So you're meeting with a board member today.
00:14:37You need to read all this.
00:14:39Oh, no.
00:14:40What the hell?
00:14:41There's no way I'm going to mess this way too hard, Nick.
00:14:44And we have that meeting today with a Mr. Jenkins.
00:14:47What are we going to do?
00:14:50Shit.
00:14:51OK, that's my assistant, Eddie.
00:14:54I'll take care of your meeting, OK?
00:14:55You need to meet with my board member.
00:14:57And if he asks you any questions, just
00:14:58say that we're assessing our positions.
00:14:59And we're reversing our strategies.
00:15:01Assessing?
00:15:02Yeah, OK.
00:15:03And you, be funny.
00:15:06Yeah, tell some jokes.
00:15:07OK.
00:15:08Go, please.
00:15:11Yeah, we're screwed.
00:15:13Screwed.
00:15:16Jesus, how do men greet each other?
00:15:21Think, Lexi, think.
00:15:26Hi.
00:15:27Good morning, boss.
00:15:28Yo, how's it hanging?
00:15:30Eddie, my man.
00:15:31Come over here, dude.
00:15:34Hey, how are you?
00:15:35Sorry.
00:15:36Is everything OK?
00:15:38For sure.
00:15:39I'm great.
00:15:40How are you?
00:15:41I'm great.
00:15:42Good.
00:15:43I like this.
00:15:44It's warmer.
00:15:45Yeah?
00:15:46It might work.
00:15:47Cool, are you ready to go home and do some business?
00:15:49Yeah, great.
00:15:50Boss shit.
00:15:51All right, boss shit.
00:15:52Looking sharp.
00:15:53Thank you.
00:15:54OK.
00:15:55OK.
00:15:58What was that?
00:16:03Hey.
00:16:04Who are?
00:16:05OK, love the new style, very professional.
00:16:08Samantha, right?
00:16:09You're Lexi's, I mean, my assistant.
00:16:13You said it yourself, first besties, then business.
00:16:16Right, I'll choose business.
00:16:17Do you know where Mr. Jenkins is?
00:16:19I wish I could say now.
00:16:20That perv creeps me out.
00:16:22He's in your office.
00:16:24Want me to come with you?
00:16:26No, I think I'll take it from here.
00:16:28Also, could you get me a sales report and an employee list?
00:16:30Oh, and let marketing know that we have a meeting in an hour,
00:16:32OK?
00:16:35What was that?
00:16:48Nick, how are you, son?
00:16:50Mr. Lucas, you are so very early.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You know me, Nick.
00:17:00Ah, Mr. Endler.
00:17:03Always a sight for sore eyes.
00:17:06What the hell?
00:17:08I love to surprise people.
00:17:15Oh, sorry, I'm not used to this hand yet.
00:17:18I mean...
00:17:19Don't worry, young man.
00:17:21A powerful handshake is the best way to start a meeting.
00:17:25Yes.
00:17:27Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:17:30Wow, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
00:17:32Well, I was told that a strong handshake is a great way to start off your...
00:17:35Yeah, but a girl should be gentler, don't you think?
00:17:40So, Nick, let's hear your plan for next quarter.
00:17:44OK.
00:17:46Shit, shit, shit.
00:17:47I haven't had time to read any of this.
00:17:50Oh.
00:17:52You know, I have to diss Amber.
00:17:54You look prettier every time I see you.
00:17:59Is this guy for real now?
00:18:02Mr. Jenkins, I'm failing to see how my attractiveness has anything to do with business.
00:18:08Relax, honey. Come on, I'm making conversation.
00:18:11This is what Lexi has to go through at work?
00:18:14First of all, don't call me honey.
00:18:16Second of all, if you want to have conversation, we can have it about business.
00:18:21I know girls like you, princesses, who act like anything about business.
00:18:27But at the end of the day, you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:18:33Wow, Mr. Jenkins, it seems you have me figured out.
00:18:37Now it's my turn.
00:18:38Jenkins Corporation is a sinking ship.
00:18:41Your revenue has gone down 43%.
00:18:43Your R&D is at a primitive lab.
00:18:45And you're failing to reconstruct your executive team.
00:18:48So here you are, acting nonchalant.
00:18:51Desperate for my funds.
00:18:54Did this print?
00:18:58So as you know, your patent is what I want.
00:19:00It expires in two years.
00:19:01So sign this.
00:19:03Your company will not fail in two years.
00:19:05But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:10What's it gonna be?
00:19:11I don't know about you, but I am loving this.
00:19:16But it's up to you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:21What's it gonna be?
00:19:33Thanks for the opportunity, Miss Amber.
00:19:38I really...
00:19:39Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Jenkins.
00:19:41Now, get out.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:57Way to go, Rexy. You're such a badass.
00:19:59We got the patent.
00:20:01I posted the whole thing on Instagram.
00:20:03You smoked that arrogant asshole.
00:20:06Okay, watch your language. Get back to work.
00:20:15Say something.
00:20:16Uh, okay.
00:20:18We are assessing our position
00:20:22and reinforcing strategies.
00:20:27Um...
00:20:31I've... I don't have anything for you.
00:20:34Well, Nick, I meet with the board today.
00:20:36I've got to give a thing or they're gonna vote you out.
00:20:38Oh, no. I'm gonna get Nick fired.
00:20:41You remember Dia that you had?
00:20:44Yes. Thank you.
00:20:47Um, yeah, I got something for you, Mr. Lucas.
00:20:52We're gonna collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:20:58We're gonna collaborate with Ember Tech Corporation.
00:21:02The Ember Tech.
00:21:04The biggest A.I. development company in Los Angeles.
00:21:07That's the one.
00:21:08Yeah, um, do you think their daughter, Miss Ember,
00:21:11is going to agree to partner with us?
00:21:13We have actually been getting to know each other quite a bit.
00:21:17And I think it's gonna work.
00:21:25Well, that's wonderful news.
00:21:26Ah, I can't wait to show this.
00:21:28Yeah.
00:21:29Let's do that.
00:21:34Get in the elevator.
00:21:37I am.
00:21:39Yes.
00:21:44And you won't regret it.
00:21:46But it's all up to you, Mr. Hankinson.
00:21:48Huh. Maybe I was wrong about him.
00:21:52Oh, my gosh.
00:21:54Is that a smile I see on your face, Mr. Nick Rivers?
00:21:57Oh, wait. Regina White?
00:22:01Wait. Regina White?
00:22:09What the fuck, Regina?
00:22:12Were you talking to Troy after his football practice, dork?
00:22:15Don't you know he's Regina's boyfriend, you slut?
00:22:19I didn't do anything with Troy.
00:22:22Stay away from what's mine, Ember, or I will destroy you.
00:22:27Okay?
00:22:34You doing okay?
00:22:35Can I help you with anything?
00:22:38Shit. My college nemesis works for Nick?
00:22:42Wait.
00:22:45So Regina works for Nick and has a crush on him.
00:22:48Oh, my God. Perfect.
00:22:49Actually, Regina, there is something you can do for me.
00:22:54My pleasure.
00:22:59So there's this document that got shredded somehow.
00:23:02I don't know how, but I need you to piece it together for me.
00:23:06Um, Nick.
00:23:10It's wet, and it smells.
00:23:14So sorry.
00:23:15Could you just give it to me by noon, though? Okay?
00:23:22Oh, and, Regina,
00:23:25don't wear, like, whatever this is ever again,
00:23:31because it's insufferable.
00:23:34Insufferable.
00:23:40Nice, boss.
00:23:42God, I've been calling her out for years on that.
00:23:45Why is that idiot...
00:23:47I mean, why am I dating that woman, anyway?
00:23:50Dating?
00:23:52You keep Regina around.
00:23:54Big Dad's the biggest investor in our company.
00:23:56No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:57She's all over you, but there is no chemistry there.
00:24:00See, there's no chemistry between any women.
00:24:03Really? That's surprising.
00:24:08Because I'm so hot and rich and stuff.
00:24:12Yeah. Hot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:24:16Anyway, um, we're gonna get some drinks afterwards if you want to come.
00:24:20Huh.
00:24:21You guys aren't as boring as I thought you were.
00:24:24Count me in.
00:24:27Oh, ew, this banana peel's all stinky.
00:24:31Why are we even doing this, Regina?
00:24:33Can you guys just shut up and get to work?
00:24:35We need to get this done before the party.
00:24:37Tonight's the night, girls.
00:24:39I am gonna get Nick Rivers into bed.
00:24:44And I'm gonna like how he did.
00:24:48Are you just picking things up for fun, or are you gonna,
00:24:50I don't know, maybe put some pieces together?
00:24:52We're trying our best.
00:24:54We're trying our best.
00:24:55Intern, it's showing.
00:25:02Lexi?
00:25:04Lexi's loser ex again?
00:25:06What are you doing here, you little minx?
00:25:09Hmm?
00:25:10You know, if you're looking to have a little fun,
00:25:13I don't mind throwing you one for old time's sake.
00:25:16Maybe you should go home and have your mother teach you some manners.
00:25:21That's not how you speak to a lady.
00:25:26The fuck did you just say to me, bitch? Huh?
00:25:33Ow! Fuck!
00:25:37You broke my fucking nose!
00:25:39You're lucky I was aiming for your teeth.
00:25:41Now get the fuck out!
00:25:43You fucking bitch!
00:25:44Regina, are you put by a girl?
00:25:45Shut the fuck up! Don't touch me!
00:25:46Take me to the fucking ER!
00:25:48You're fucking taking this seriously.
00:25:49Are you fucking kidding me? Let's go!
00:25:52You're fucking crazy, you know that?
00:25:55Fuck!
00:25:56Fuck!
00:26:18Thanks.
00:26:19Lexi! Don't drink that!
00:26:27What the fuck?
00:26:30Wait, Lexi? Lexi Ember?
00:26:32God, it's Lexi the Man Stealer!
00:26:35She's trying to steal Nick from Regina?
00:26:37How pathetic.
00:26:39God, Lexi, I mean, look at yourself.
00:26:41You really think Nick's gonna juice you over me?
00:26:44Yeah, actually, I think I do because he's my boyfriend.
00:26:49Wait, Nick is your boyfriend?
00:26:51Did I stutter?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:57Now you better leave before I pour another one of these on your face.
00:27:04Oh, my God.
00:27:08Bitch.
00:27:11Wow. That was awesome.
00:27:13Yeah, did you know that there was aphrodisiac in that drink?
00:27:16Oh, come on. I mean, Regina's, she's crazy.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20But she wouldn't...
00:27:23Oh, yeah, she totally would. She would.
00:27:25Uh-huh. Come on. Let's get out of here.
00:27:27Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
00:27:35Lexi Ember, I am gonna mute to the crowd.
00:27:53I'm sorry, Nick.
00:27:56I should have known better.
00:27:59Thank you for protecting me back there, boyfriend.
00:28:04All right. Take it easy.
00:28:08All that matters is that you got your revenge.
00:28:11You're awesome.
00:28:13She spent the entire day piecing together a plan
00:28:16to get me to do something I didn't want to do.
00:28:19She spent the entire day piecing together an Ikea ad,
00:28:23and she smelled like moldy banana.
00:28:26What about you?
00:28:28How was being a spoiled princess?
00:28:34I know girls like princesses.
00:28:36But at the end of the day,
00:28:38you just become someone's trophy wife.
00:28:43Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:46Turns out it wasn't as easy as I thought.
00:28:48Oh, no?
00:28:50I'm sorry.
00:28:53Hey, we can...
00:28:56And now our companies are gonna be partners.
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:01To working together.
00:29:03And making friends.
00:29:05Huh. Maybe she's not just a princess.
00:29:09To becoming friends.
00:29:11Cheers.
00:29:17Ooh, that's good.
00:29:19Don't chug it.
00:29:21Too late.
00:29:30Lexi?
00:29:32I thought you were supposed to meet up with my dad for brunch.
00:29:35I am. I thought I'd make you something for...
00:29:38After all, you are my boyfriend.
00:29:41What?
00:29:48Regina, what are you doing here?
00:29:54Regina, what are you doing here?
00:29:57Relax, Lexi.
00:29:59I just wanted to come by and show you something.
00:30:01Hi.
00:30:10It's 10 a.m. on a Saturday.
00:30:12Regina, what do you want?
00:30:14Well, you know what I want.
00:30:16I want you two to break up.
00:30:24Regina, do we look like we need money?
00:30:28Our families own the biggest companies in California.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:37If you don't leave Nick,
00:30:39I post those photos online.
00:30:42Heir to EmberTech bullies innocent woman.
00:30:45I mean, that doesn't sound pretty, does it?
00:30:47Think of what that would do to your reputation.
00:30:50Or worse, your family's bitch.
00:30:53Wow, um...
00:30:55Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:30:58Yeah, Regina, I'm really impressed.
00:31:02It's just too bad that I already have videos from the bar last night.
00:31:10Desperate employee, drug CEO, with aphrodisiac.
00:31:15God, imagine what that'll do to your reputation.
00:31:23You sneaky slut, give me that phone!
00:31:25I don't hit women, but if I did, you'd be so screwed.
00:31:29So, let me paint things clear for you, alright?
00:31:32Release those, I'll post a video.
00:31:34I'll also get my lawyer to sue you for trespassing and blackmailing me today.
00:31:37No, no, no, you wouldn't dare.
00:31:39Try me.
00:31:46Oh, wow. Wow.
00:31:51Wow.
00:31:54Oh, uh, I bet your daddy's waiting, but...
00:31:56Nick! Nick! That was awesome!
00:32:07Hello, Daddy. You ready for brunch?
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13Hugging my old man.
00:32:15And...
00:32:17I got you a gift.
00:32:19Well, you never get me gifts.
00:32:23Wait, are you in some kind of trouble?
00:32:24Jesus, Dad, just open it.
00:32:29The one you wanted, right?
00:32:32My dad, Lexi's dad, uh, told me about it during golf.
00:32:37Lexi.
00:32:39It all makes sense now.
00:32:41Makes sense?
00:32:43What does he mean by that?
00:32:47Lexi told you to forgive me, right?
00:32:50Forgive you about what, Dad?
00:32:52It's all right, Nick.
00:32:55All those years.
00:33:00Blame me, and I blame myself, too.
00:33:04If I hadn't been working late at night, you might heart attack.
00:33:07Maybe you should still be with us, and you'd have a mother, and I'd have a wife.
00:33:11I forgive you, Dad.
00:33:16I've been waiting for those words.
00:33:19Thank you.
00:33:20I never knew that Nick suffered such a tragedy.
00:33:28Boss, the CEO of Diaz Pharmaceutical wants to schedule him next week.
00:33:32Wait, Diaz Pharmaceutical?
00:33:35You're talking about Daniel Diaz?
00:33:39It's not long until you don't give it up.
00:33:42You're a fucking rude, Lexi.
00:33:44You know what, Eddie?
00:33:46Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in the morning.
00:33:48Tell Mr. Diaz to meet me in my office in 30 minutes.
00:33:51Oh, I can't wait to meet him.
00:33:59Eddie added a meeting to my Google Calendar?
00:34:03In 30 minutes?
00:34:06Is she meeting up with her cheating ex?
00:34:08What the hell is she thinking?
00:34:10Oh, excuse me, Sam.
00:34:12This elevator, you need a manager's card.
00:34:17Yeah, I mean, you can use the stairs if you really want to.
00:34:20Do you know who I am, you fucking mophead?
00:34:22I'm not taking the stairs, are you crazy?
00:34:24Mophead?
00:34:26Here to see the CEO.
00:34:33Great.
00:34:35I'm sorry.
00:34:37Great.
00:34:39And of course, now his stupid assistant isn't answering the phone.
00:34:42Great, fuck, I'm going to be late.
00:34:44Shit, man. You better start running.
00:34:46See, I was on the 35th floor.
00:34:48What?
00:34:50Come on.
00:35:01This is going to be good.
00:35:07Oh, fuck.
00:35:11Oh, fuck my life.
00:35:25Mr. Diaz.
00:35:27Hey.
00:35:29Can I have some water?
00:35:31Yeah. Oh, actually, no, the water was shut off due to maintenance issues.
00:35:34Excellent.
00:35:36So you weren't planning on going to the bathroom?
00:35:38Knowing that I don't anymore.
00:35:41Well, I'll go get Mr. Rivers.
00:35:43Take a seat anywhere.
00:35:45Excellent.
00:35:47Take a seat where?
00:35:55Everything is going according to plan.
00:35:58All right.
00:36:01Great.
00:36:03Send him in.
00:36:06Thank you.
00:36:12Mr. Rivers, such a pleasure.
00:36:15Trying to finish this Real Shorts episode.
00:36:18Oh, it is juicy.
00:36:20Juicy, juicy.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:26Rivers, I'm sorry to interrupt, but can we start the meeting?
00:36:30Fine, sure.
00:36:32We can start the meeting, Mr. Diaz.
00:36:36Wait, it's you?
00:36:38Not so much of a mop head now.
00:36:41Am I?
00:36:43Sir, I'm sorry.
00:36:45You don't have to apologize. Not to me.
00:36:47That's very kind of you, sir.
00:36:49I know.
00:36:51You're going to have to apologize to me.
00:36:53Because I'm pulling the funds from your project.
00:36:55What?
00:36:57Why are you doing this?
00:36:59Lexi, what are you doing?
00:37:01Why are you meeting up with Danny Diaz without telling me?
00:37:03Lexi?
00:37:04Wait, you're dating Nick Rivers?
00:37:06Mm-hmm.
00:37:10This all makes perfect sense.
00:37:12That's why you're fucking with me. What did this bitch tell you?
00:37:14I didn't have to tell him anything for him to know that you're a shit human being.
00:37:17Okay, so you're flushing a million dollar project down the toilet because of a woman.
00:37:22Danny, we're not shutting down this project.
00:37:27See?
00:37:29Even Lexi knows better than you and that's saying a lot, you fucking idiot.
00:37:34We're not shutting down this one project.
00:37:39We're terminating the entire partnership, Danny, with your company.
00:37:43The Rivers money?
00:37:45Your stocks are going to run out and you're going to go bankrupt within a month.
00:37:48No, fuck you, Lexi. You can't do this. This isn't your company.
00:37:51You're right. It's a decision to make.
00:37:56Mr. Rivers, you won't do this.
00:37:58You won't do this.
00:38:02Well, actually, I'm going to do it.
00:38:09Looking for a new job there, Danny, but wait.
00:38:14You son of a bitch.
00:38:19You're going to regret this.
00:38:23You both will.
00:38:25Fuck!
00:38:29Wow.
00:38:31He's dramatic.
00:38:34Why are you smiling at me like that?
00:38:36Did you just fire your biggest pharmaceutical client for me?
00:38:44Oh, my God.
00:38:47You were jealous.
00:38:50You were jealous.
00:38:52I don't...
00:38:53Oh, my!
00:38:54You are. You're jealous.
00:38:56No, I...
00:38:57You're so jealous.
00:38:58Lexi.
00:38:59Thank you.
00:39:00I'm leaving right now.
00:39:01Okay.
00:39:02I am leaving.
00:39:03You can run, Nick Rivers, but you can't hide.
00:39:07Stock plummeted when Rivers terminated their partnership with DS.
00:39:16Lexi Amber and Nick Rivers.
00:39:20Good evening, Mr. DS.
00:39:23Who the fuck are you?
00:39:25I'm Regina White.
00:39:27I believe we have the same enemy, which makes us friends.
00:39:33I have a plan to take down Lexi Amber.
00:39:36All I need now is a little help from you.
00:39:50Wow.
00:39:51I'm...
00:39:52I'm very impressed.
00:39:54These reports, they're...
00:39:55They're very detailed, and I...
00:39:56I'm kind of offended that you'd be surprised.
00:39:59I do help out with the family company, you know.
00:40:04Nick?
00:40:06Lexi?
00:40:08What do you want, Regina?
00:40:10I just...
00:40:11I wanted to apologize for acting like a drunk idiot at the bar last night.
00:40:15It was unprofessional,
00:40:16and I don't want you to get hurt.
00:40:17It was unprofessional, and it'll never happen again.
00:40:21Oh, uh...
00:40:22Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:40:28Oh.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31Thanks.
00:40:32Yeah.
00:40:33Well, I'll just be right out there,
00:40:34so please let me know if you guys need anything, okay?
00:40:44I just gave it to her.
00:40:45How long does it take?
00:40:46Five minutes is more than enough.
00:40:48You just wait.
00:40:53Lexi Ember.
00:40:55Ever since you showed up,
00:40:56Nick has been treating me like shit.
00:40:59Well, I've had enough, bitch.
00:41:03Oh!
00:41:04Check this out.
00:41:05All right, just let me show you something.
00:41:06I did colors.
00:41:08I think you probably noticed.
00:41:10Everything looked a thousand times better,
00:41:12and I think it's gonna make a big difference.
00:41:16Change all these right here, and that's all...
00:41:19Nick, are you okay?
00:41:20Lexi...
00:41:21Nick? Nick? Nick!
00:41:22Okay. Oh, my God.
00:41:24Um...
00:41:25Valence, please!
00:41:37Oh, my God, Nick, you're awake.
00:41:40I was so fucking scared.
00:41:43I don't know what I would do without you.
00:41:46I mean...
00:41:49What if you died?
00:41:52Well, I'm here now.
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:57Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:00Why am I in the hospital?
00:42:03They found...
00:42:05fluoxetine.
00:42:07And your assistant, uh...
00:42:08It's basically high dosage of it.
00:42:11And I am allergic to that.
00:42:14Oh, uh...
00:42:15Anyway, so I brought you some coffee.
00:42:19Regina.
00:42:20The coffee.
00:42:22No, just...
00:42:23Regina.
00:42:25Think about it.
00:42:28Who else can get their hands on prescription pills
00:42:31and knows I'm allergic?
00:42:33Jenny...
00:42:36They're working together.
00:42:38That's right.
00:42:39That's right.
00:42:42We're gonna take those rats down.
00:42:45She talks about you, too.
00:42:48This guy's a bitch.
00:42:51Regina.
00:42:52Lexi?
00:42:54I mean, we all heard about your itsy-bitsy overdose.
00:42:57I am just so happy to see that you're...
00:43:00What the fuck?
00:43:01What the fuck is your problem, Regina?
00:43:04You drugged my coffee.
00:43:05Way to blame someone else for your addiction, junkie.
00:43:08Yeah, go to rehab and leave us alone, bitch.
00:43:11You said I drugged you?
00:43:13Where's your proof?
00:43:14I mean, you expect them to just buy into your lies, right?
00:43:18Who says we don't have any proof?
00:43:21We've got the footage right here.
00:43:23Got you on tape, Regina.
00:43:26Are you talking about that little camera in your office?
00:43:29That doesn't prove anything, does it?
00:43:31All I did was bring you coffee.
00:43:32Regina.
00:43:33We're not talking about the camera.
00:43:34Office.
00:43:38Regina, we're not talking about the camera in the office.
00:43:41We're talking about the dash cam on the car in the basement.
00:43:44You know, the one that you and Danny Diaz were talking in front of?
00:43:47Passing off drugs.
00:43:50Guards.
00:43:53Okay, what is this?
00:43:55Get your hands off of me!
00:43:56Regina.
00:43:58You're fired.
00:44:00And keep in mind, it's gonna be real difficult for you to find a job in this city.
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:05If you ever touch me or Nick, I'm taking this to the police.
00:44:09And you're going to jail.
00:44:16I am going to ruin you.
00:44:17I'd like to see you try.
00:44:19Nick is my boyfriend now, and he'll do anything to protect me.
00:44:24Go ahead and take away Miss White.
00:44:26Oh, also her minions, too.
00:44:28What are you talking about?
00:44:29No!
00:44:31You can't fire me!
00:44:33Rummer!
00:44:34Gross.
00:44:37Okay, boss.
00:44:40Looks like our job here is done.
00:44:41What are you going to do now?
00:44:43I think I'm going to go home with my girlfriend.
00:44:53So you eat this every day, huh?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57That's nice.
00:44:59Hey, hey!
00:45:00Alright, you know what?
00:45:04How?
00:45:10Um...
00:45:11I'll be right back.
00:45:13Nick?
00:45:15Nick!
00:45:17What's... Nick, what's going on?
00:45:21It hurts.
00:45:22Oh, shit. I totally forgot.
00:45:23What?!
00:45:24Um, babe, I'm gonna grab you... I'm gonna grab you a tampon.
00:45:27You said tampons?
00:45:29Tampons.
00:45:34I can't believe I'm about to do this.
00:45:36Come on, Nick. You got this.
00:45:37Come on, just like I showed you. You got it.
00:45:39I'm trying.
00:45:40It's not working.
00:45:41Okay, just breathe and relax, okay?
00:45:49Oh, I can't physically relax!
00:45:51Right, I'm shoving a tampon up my...
00:45:53You mean mind.
00:45:57Yes.
00:46:04Warm milk and honey.
00:46:06Works like a charm for period cramps and hangovers.
00:46:10It must be why.
00:46:13I'm gonna have to go through this.
00:46:15It's fine.
00:46:16You go through this every single month, don't know how.
00:46:19Um, but I can bite the bullet this time.
00:46:22All good.
00:46:26Lexi, um...
00:46:29Would you want to stay the night tonight?
00:46:35No.
00:46:40How did this even happen?
00:46:44I think the right question to ask is...
00:46:47How did this happen to us?
00:46:49Well...
00:46:51It happened.
00:46:53I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:05I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:13I'm glad it was with you.
00:47:24So early.
00:47:25Could be...
00:47:31Ruined my company, Nick Rivers.
00:47:33Did you really think I'd let it go just like that?
00:47:36No!
00:47:37Fucking son of a...
00:47:40Nick!
00:47:41Nick!
00:47:43Nick!
00:47:45Nick!
00:47:51Fuck.
00:47:57Are you crazy?
00:47:59Crazy?
00:48:00That's my girlfriend!
00:48:01I drugged her into my house trying to attack her!
00:48:04What are you talking about?
00:48:05She's talking about me, asshole!
00:48:07Get out of here before I take you to jail!
00:48:18If I'm going, you're going down with me.
00:48:21Mark my words.
00:48:25Oh, fuck.
00:48:27What the hell just happened?
00:48:30You just kicked your cheating ex in the groin.
00:48:32That's what happened.
00:48:34So, how do you feel?
00:48:36Freaking awesome.
00:48:42Thanks for always being there for me.
00:48:45For you.
00:48:47Anything.
00:48:56Anything.
00:49:21If kissing didn't work the first time,
00:49:24why is it working now?
00:49:26I guess we meant it this time.
00:49:31I think you should get some rest.
00:49:33And I gotta go to the office.
00:49:35So...
00:49:38I'm too tired.
00:49:39I can't move.
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:43I got you.
00:49:47Why didn't I get treated like this when I was in your body?
00:49:51Because I'm the smarter woman.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:50:06Nick.
00:50:08What happens to us?
00:50:11I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:50:14Now go to bed.
00:50:15Okay?
00:50:17One.
00:50:18Two.
00:50:19Two.
00:50:20Three.
00:50:21Money!
00:50:23Again.
00:50:24Boom!
00:50:25Alright, last one.
00:50:26One.
00:50:27Two.
00:50:28Three.
00:50:29Stop!
00:50:33What's this?
00:50:34I thought you left.
00:50:35This is a team building exercise you told us to do.
00:50:38Oh, team bonding.
00:50:39Yeah?
00:50:41Games and beer?
00:50:43In the office?
00:50:45I'm disappointed in you, man.
00:50:48Get back to work.
00:50:51Yes, sir.
00:50:52Good times are over so soon.
00:50:54I guess we can kiss Friday Margarita goodbye.
00:51:02Nick.
00:51:04What happens to us?
00:51:05What's to us?
00:51:08I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:11I guess we gotta figure that one out.
00:51:17Yeah, come in.
00:51:19Oof.
00:51:21This is not how I imagined our reunion, Nick Rivers.
00:51:24Ava?
00:51:29I thought you were in Europe.
00:51:32It's been like five years.
00:51:34I know, Nick.
00:51:35But I came back.
00:51:37For you.
00:51:38For me?
00:51:41What are you talking about?
00:51:42Don't do this dance with me, Nick.
00:51:44We grew up together.
00:51:46I've always loved you.
00:51:48We belong together and you know it.
00:51:53Okay, I suppose no one's told you
00:51:57that my father arranged the marriage to Lexi Ember.
00:52:01The heiress of Ember Tech?
00:52:03Oh my god, this place is really no fun at all.
00:52:05Hey, Miss Ember.
00:52:06Hey!
00:52:07You're here, good evening.
00:52:08Yeah, I'm just here to bring Nick a late night snack.
00:52:10Yeah, he's actually in a meeting right now so I can take you to him.
00:52:14Okay, cool.
00:52:15Yeah, I'll just wait for him.
00:52:16Actually, I think it's important that you stay here.
00:52:18Why are you being so weird?
00:52:19It's really...
00:52:20Eddie, it's fine.
00:52:21Who cares about Lexi Ember?
00:52:24My family owns one of the largest trading companies in New York.
00:52:29We've known each other our whole lives.
00:52:32Anyone can see we're the perfect match.
00:52:46Sorry.
00:52:55Um...
00:52:57Um...
00:53:02You're right.
00:53:04We are perfect together.
00:53:06On paper.
00:53:08But I know what it's like to be my perfect match and...
00:53:12not you.
00:53:14So...
00:53:15if you'll excuse me.
00:53:18Wait!
00:53:19Nick!
00:53:26Eddie, Lexi was here?
00:53:27Yes, sir.
00:53:28Miss Ember just left.
00:53:30I messed up, man.
00:53:31I messed up.
00:53:35So Nick is with Lexi Ember.
00:53:37Oh, I'm gonna end that bitch.
00:53:39Even if it's the last thing I do.
00:53:51Something wrong, boss?
00:53:53Never done this before.
00:53:55What do I do?
00:53:56What do I say?
00:53:57Maybe you should just tell Miss Ember how you feel.
00:53:59What if I don't know how I feel?
00:54:01Well, you feel like rushing home to her with a cake.
00:54:05You're right, Eddie.
00:54:07Thank you.
00:54:08But I'm gonna give you a rinse.
00:54:09Oh, will do.
00:54:10Go get her.
00:54:25Lexi, I need to talk to you.
00:54:29No.
00:54:31Lexi?
00:54:33I think we should chat.
00:54:36Stupid.
00:54:41Hi, Nick.
00:54:42I've packed my stuff and I'll come back for it.
00:54:44Thank you for hosting me in your house and in your body.
00:54:49Shit.
00:54:51Where did you go, Lexi?
00:54:55Lexi?
00:54:56Where are you?
00:54:57Mr. Rivers?
00:54:59This is Samantha, Lexi's friend.
00:55:01Can you come pick her up?
00:55:06Okay, your boyfriend is on his way.
00:55:11He's not my boyfriend.
00:55:12This man is skipping work and driving across town to get you.
00:55:16He is so your boyfriend.
00:55:18He was in my body for a couple of days.
00:55:21He's not my boyfriend.
00:55:22Okay, girl.
00:55:23Girl, too much information.
00:55:25But all I'm saying is you are drinking tequila shots at 11 o'clock in the morning because of this man.
00:55:32You like him.
00:55:34I hate when you're right.
00:55:36It's kind of my thing.
00:55:37Is there more tequila shots?
00:55:38No more.
00:55:39No more for you.
00:55:40Water, please?
00:55:45Lexi.
00:55:47Lexi, get up.
00:55:49Wait.
00:55:50Where am I?
00:55:51You slept the entire night.
00:55:53Did you really have to drink that much?
00:55:56Why do you care?
00:55:58Why do I care, Lexi?
00:55:59Are you serious right now?
00:56:03Why do I care, Lexi?
00:56:04Are you serious right now?
00:56:08Yes.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10Yes.
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:12Yes.
00:56:13Yes.
00:56:14Yes.
00:56:15Yes.
00:56:16Yes.
00:56:17Yes, Nick.
00:56:19I am serious.
00:56:22Two hours after we swapped, you were kissing another woman.
00:56:26Yeah.
00:56:27Nick, I saw that when I was bringing you a lunch that I made for you.
00:56:31Like a little stupid fucking girl.
00:56:36Okay, it's not like that.
00:56:38Between me and Ava, it's complicated.
00:56:40Nick, I heard everything that she said.
00:56:44And you know what?
00:56:45She's right.
00:56:47She's right.
00:56:48You guys are perfect together.
00:56:50I mean, you didn't even like me.
00:56:54You thought I was a frigid, heartless asshole.
00:56:59So why do you care?
00:57:00I don't.
00:57:01I think that it's best if we go back to how we were before when we hated each other.
00:57:05Because things were a lot simpler.
00:57:07Okay?
00:57:08Please.
00:57:11Warm milk and honey.
00:57:14Works like a charm for period cramps.
00:57:16And hangovers.
00:57:24So do we have a deal?
00:57:26Give me the money, my men will take care of the rest.
00:57:29You won't have to worry about Lexi Ember ever again.
00:57:33Exactly.
00:57:34Good to hear.
00:57:47Let go of me!
00:57:49Your old friend said it's the little lady, you're coming with us.
00:58:03Just like old times, huh?
00:58:05But except my dad's McAllen, this wine is from Italy.
00:58:09This really is not the time, Ava.
00:58:11What do you mean?
00:58:12It's the perfect time.
00:58:13Especially now that that Lexi Ember is out of the picture.
00:58:17Wait, what do you mean of the picture?
00:58:22Who are you?
00:58:24And what do you want?
00:58:26It's not about what we want, sweetheart.
00:58:28And they want us to teach you not to play with others' toy at the playground.
00:58:32Get away from me!
00:58:35Mean thing.
00:58:36Get away from me!
00:58:38A man-stealer and a liar.
00:58:40And a liar.
00:58:42Aren't you quite the handful.
00:58:43Plus, you broke my nose, didn't you?
00:58:47Do you remember?
00:58:49Do you think it up to me?
00:58:51Wait, wait.
00:58:53A million.
00:58:56You guys know my relationship with...
00:58:59If you let me call him, he can bring me a million dollars.
00:59:01You guys will have the money, I promise.
00:59:04Just let me call him.
00:59:10Nick, just look at you.
00:59:12You get so jumpy whenever someone even mentions her name.
00:59:16You need to relax.
00:59:22Lexi?
00:59:23Where are you?
00:59:24Please come get me, please.
00:59:25Lexi, what's going on? Are you okay?
00:59:26Mr. Rivers.
00:59:28We have your woman.
00:59:30Bring us a million dollars.
00:59:32Or you'll never see her again.
00:59:36Bring us a million dollars.
00:59:38Or you'll never see her again.
00:59:40Of course, yeah.
00:59:41Anything you want, just tell me where she is.
00:59:43I'll send you the address.
00:59:45Come within 30 minutes.
00:59:47Or don't bother coming at all.
00:59:50Hello?
00:59:52Hello?
00:59:53Fuck!
00:59:55Fuck!
00:59:58You're an illness, aren't you?
01:00:00I don't know what you're talking about.
01:00:01Don't play fucking games with me!
01:00:03A man just called and said he wants a million dollars or he's gonna kill Lexi!
01:00:08I swear to God, Ava, if anything happens to her, I'm coming for you.
01:00:22Danny?
01:00:23What the fuck?
01:00:25Your men just called Nick and they're asking for ransom?
01:00:28This wasn't part of the plan.
01:00:33Oh, it's been 25 minutes.
01:00:37Looks like your boyfriend isn't coming, is he?
01:00:39Then what are we waiting for?
01:00:41This bitch is a piece.
01:00:43And I'm starving.
01:00:44Don't touch me.
01:00:46And I'm starving.
01:00:47Don't touch me.
01:00:49Nick!
01:00:50Hey, let her go!
01:00:51Lexi!
01:00:53Not so fast, little boy.
01:00:55Show us the money.
01:01:01Good.
01:01:02Now close it.
01:01:03And hand it over.
01:01:05Slowly.
01:01:07One step at a time.
01:01:20Hey.
01:01:21Hey, hey, hey.
01:01:22You okay?
01:01:23You're not hurt?
01:01:24I thought that you were mad at me.
01:01:26That you weren't coming for me.
01:01:28Mad?
01:01:30That is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
01:01:34I can never stay mad at you.
01:01:36Lexi, you know that.
01:01:39Hold on.
01:01:41Hey.
01:01:42Who hired you?
01:01:43It was Diaz.
01:01:45He said he'd pay us 50k to Lexi Amber a lesson.
01:01:48That's all I know.
01:01:49Hey, Diaz.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Here's what you're gonna do.
01:01:56You're gonna go to Diaz.
01:01:57And you're gonna...
01:01:58How did you say?
01:02:00Teach him a lesson?
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:04Here's what you're gonna do.
01:02:05You're gonna go to Diaz.
01:02:07And you're gonna teach him a lesson.
01:02:09In return, I won't break your nose and send you to jail.
01:02:14Alright.
01:02:17Alright, now get your buddy.
01:02:18And get the fuck out of here.
01:02:24Did he hit me with a briefcase?
01:02:25Look at that.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:27Hey, come here.
01:02:28Come here.
01:02:32It's okay.
01:02:33I got you.
01:02:34I'm not gonna want to hurt you.
01:02:35I promise.
01:02:40Oh my god, you're hurt.
01:02:42Yeah, I'm gonna get you home
01:02:43and we're gonna take care of this.
01:02:44I need fucking medicine.
01:02:45No, no.
01:02:48Let me be.
01:02:49Look.
01:02:50For once.
01:02:57Man.
01:02:58Did you take care of that Amber bitch or what?
01:03:00Huh?
01:03:01Give me the good news.
01:03:02What's going on?
01:03:03Ow, what the fuck?
01:03:04Ow, I paid you.
01:03:05What the fuck?
01:03:06Nick sang about fucking with Nick, River's woman.
01:03:08You think back on this day.
01:03:10The fuck?
01:03:16No, no, no.
01:03:17Not my pretty face.
01:03:18Not my pretty face.
01:03:28Alright.
01:03:29You are all set, Miss Amber.
01:03:33Thank you, Mr. Rivers.
01:03:37Uh, Lexi.
01:03:40About me and Ava.
01:03:44About me and Ava.
01:03:46There's never been anything between me and Ava.
01:03:50To be honest, I've never fallen for anyone before.
01:03:57That is until I met you.
01:04:00Met you?
01:04:02Nick.
01:04:04You fell in love with me?
01:04:06Despite all the crazy, chaotic body swapping stuff?
01:04:12I think I have.
01:04:14Please.
01:04:16Stay.
01:04:20Okay.
01:04:22Okay, I'll stay.
01:04:31Nick.
01:04:33What if we swap back again?
01:04:35We can't do it.
01:04:38Nick.
01:04:40What if we swap back again?
01:04:42We can't do it.
01:04:46Yeah.
01:04:47You're right.
01:04:49Shouldn't risk it.
01:04:53It's getting late.
01:04:54We should probably get some rest.
01:04:57Okay.
01:05:01Okay.
01:05:15This isn't working.
01:05:18This is not working.
01:05:25What do you mean Nick took her home?
01:05:28Stupid idiot.
01:05:31What?
01:05:35Alright Lexi Ember, you leave me no choice.
01:05:38It's war between you and me.
01:05:45Nick?
01:05:49Thank God you're here.
01:05:50I have an idea.
01:05:52Great. Can't we finish my coffee first?
01:05:55Okay, sure.
01:05:56But hurry, because we have an appointment in 30 minutes with a second.
01:06:01A what now?
01:06:02A psychic.
01:06:11I don't think some hippie wannabe witch is going to solve our problems.
01:06:17Nick, she is the best in LA.
01:06:20Actually, the best of the United States.
01:06:26Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Whisper, I am so sorry.
01:06:28My friend, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
01:06:29Oh, he's not your friend, is he darling?
01:06:31No, you like him way more than you will admit.
01:06:35Hey, I like this.
01:06:36You!
01:06:38Me?
01:06:39You like her too much to say no.
01:06:42If it means coming to some hippie, dippy wannabe witch.
01:06:45Yep.
01:06:46I did say that, my bad.
01:06:48Your face.
01:06:49So, you guys come seeking answers to the body swapping situation, is that right?
01:06:55Don't worry, darling.
01:06:56A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:07:04Don't worry, darling.
01:07:05A kiss doesn't mean anything of the body swapping unless it's on a full moon's night.
01:07:11Okay, so what you're saying is we can kiss as long as there's not a full moon.
01:07:14Exactly, darling.
01:07:16Wait.
01:07:17But why would this just happen at random?
01:07:19Nothing happens randomly, darling.
01:07:21You see, you two are here because you're going to have to face these obstacles of love
01:07:26and show how much you love one another.
01:07:31But remember, just because you guys are back in your bodies doesn't mean your journey ends here.
01:07:38You're going to go through obstacles and the spirits are telling me you're going to have to face them.
01:07:46Oh.
01:07:47Together.
01:07:48All right, that'll be $10,000 for today's session.
01:07:50Wait, what?
01:07:51All right, take Venmo, Cash App, PayPal.
01:07:52What will you be charging?
01:07:53Oh, we have card.
01:07:54His card.
01:07:56Good thing she took cards.
01:07:59Yeah, well, at least our question's answered and I don't have to be scared anymore.
01:08:07Are you okay?
01:08:09Yep.
01:08:10I just realized we've never been on a real date.
01:08:13So, what do you say?
01:08:16Shall we?
01:08:18Okay.
01:08:19Yeah?
01:08:20Sure.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:22All right.
01:08:24Let's go this way.
01:08:25No, I want to go this way.
01:08:30Well done, cute.
01:08:32Well done.
01:08:37All right, one more set.
01:08:38One more.
01:08:40All right, one more set.
01:08:41One more.
01:08:42One more.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:44Now?
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:46Almost there.
01:08:47Okay, okay, okay.
01:08:48Oh, my God.
01:08:49Keep going.
01:08:50I'm so scared.
01:08:51I'm so scared.
01:08:52And stop.
01:08:53Okay.
01:08:57Nicole.
01:08:58I had this dress hand-tailored for you by...
01:09:01Yosli.
01:09:03It is a pleasure to meet you.
01:09:05Oh, my God.
01:09:06I'm Julia.
01:09:07It's a pleasure.
01:09:08It's a pleasure.
01:09:09I'm a big fan.
01:09:10And in that most stunning dress that I've ever seen.
01:09:13This is just sample dress.
01:09:15Made with rayon.
01:09:16See these shiny little things?
01:09:18Those are just cheap crystals.
01:09:19After I take your measurements today,
01:09:21I will remake this dress with silk.
01:09:24And then I will hand-sew the diamonds on it.
01:09:26I know that your parents have planned a birthday party this Saturday.
01:09:30So, I wanted to get you a dress...
01:09:32Oh, my God.
01:09:33...for the special day.
01:09:34Nick, no.
01:09:35I can't.
01:09:36It's too much.
01:09:37Don't say too much for the woman that stole Nick River's heart.
01:09:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:41Okay.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:43Put it that way.
01:09:45Fitting room?
01:09:46Oh, I gotta take this.
01:09:47I'll be right back.
01:09:48Bye.
01:09:50Isn't this Lexi Ember?
01:09:56Ava Harris.
01:10:01Ava Harris.
01:10:03I'm sorry, miss.
01:10:04But this store is only open to my VIP guests today.
01:10:10This is your VIP?
01:10:13Do you know who I am?
01:10:15I'm Ava Harris.
01:10:16My family owns half the malls in New York.
01:10:18Well, too bad this is L.A.
01:10:20Yeah, this is the River's mom.
01:10:22So, shoo.
01:10:25Such a pity.
01:10:26This used to be such a decent neighborhood.
01:10:28Ops were members only,
01:10:29so you wouldn't run into a disgusting man-stealing whore.
01:10:34I didn't steal Nick.
01:10:35He chose me.
01:10:36I understand you wouldn't know about that because you're a sour bitch.
01:10:40You take that back.
01:10:44Ava.
01:10:45Nick!
01:10:46If you touch her again, you're with her the rest of your life.
01:10:48How dare you threaten me, Nick, over some random bimbo.
01:10:52Random bimbo?
01:10:53Lexi is my girlfriend.
01:10:55And if you came here to pick on her, I suggest you get the hell out.
01:10:58Who says I'm here to pick on her?
01:11:00I'm here to buy a dress.
01:11:02And I think I like that one.
01:11:08Of course.
01:11:10I'm here to buy a dress.
01:11:11And I think I like that one.
01:11:16Miss, this dress is customized for Miss Ember.
01:11:20It is not for sale.
01:11:22Oh, come on.
01:11:23Everything has a price.
01:11:25What's it gonna take?
01:11:26$5,000?
01:11:28Miss,
01:11:30I already told you.
01:11:31No.
01:11:36$5,000!
01:11:37Oh my god, Ava.
01:11:38This dress is 100% silk.
01:11:41It's hand-sewn on the lining with real diamonds by Miss Jolie herself.
01:11:45Well, of course.
01:11:46I can plainly see it's handmade with silk and diamonds.
01:11:48$10,000.
01:11:50Listen, Ava.
01:11:52If you can't afford it, it's totally cool.
01:11:55No.
01:11:56Poor.
01:11:57But just know that I wouldn't have tried it on if...
01:12:00$20,000.
01:12:03Final offer.
01:12:05What's wrong, Lexi?
01:12:07Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:12:10$20,000.
01:12:13What's wrong, Lexi?
01:12:15Didn't see that coming, did you?
01:12:19I'll pay you $20,000 for this.
01:12:22Go on. Wrap it up.
01:12:24Now.
01:12:26I'm sorry, Amber, but I can't say no to this offer.
01:12:30It's okay.
01:12:40Do you see that, Lexi?
01:12:42Money rules this world.
01:12:44Why don't you just crawl back to your little tech company and stay off my turf?
01:12:48Cheers.
01:12:53I wonder when she'll find out that that dress only cost $100.
01:13:00But, um, Miss Juliana Rossi, nonetheless,
01:13:03that dress is absolutely gorgeous.
01:13:05It needs to be put on.
01:13:06I'm really sorry that she had to take it.
01:13:08Oh, Lexi, don't even worry about it.
01:13:10I will make you another dress just as stunning for your birthday party.
01:13:15I mean, after all, you just paid me $19,900 for it.
01:13:20Yes, I did.
01:13:25Alright. Come on. I have another surprise for you at home.
01:13:30Nick Rivers, are you trying to spoil me?
01:13:33That's right, Miss Amber.
01:13:35Okay.
01:13:39Just be patient.
01:13:40Okay, okay.
01:13:41Alright?
01:13:42Okay.
01:13:45Nick, what is this?
01:13:48It's a late night seat.
01:13:50Voila.
01:13:51Nick, I can't eat all this on my own. You don't eat snacks.
01:13:54Well, who said you could eat it by yourself?
01:13:58No snacks, no sweets, fried food, your 168 diet.
01:14:03Fuck it.
01:14:08I finally got through to you.
01:14:10You're fun now.
01:14:12I'll cheers to that.
01:14:15Cheers.
01:14:24You did it, Nick. You gave me the perfect day.
01:14:29Well, I guess my work here is done.
01:14:34I know of a good way that we could end today.
01:14:46Fuck.
01:14:51Wait.
01:14:53I don't want to risk it.
01:14:57Nick, I'm Will's kid.
01:15:00I want this.
01:15:03I want you.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:15Cheers.
01:15:32Nick, you put this on when I first said that this is our destiny.
01:15:39Mm.
01:15:40Last week, Nick would have said, but now, yeah, I think I do.
01:15:47What about the obstacle she warned us about?
01:15:50I bopped a body for 60 hours and survived that.
01:15:56Whatever's waiting for us out there, I think we can manage together.
01:16:01You really mean that?
01:16:03You know I mean every single word.
01:16:09Mm.
01:16:15Hi.
01:16:17I'm inviting my dad.
01:16:18Yes, it's a family lunch.
01:16:20Hi.
01:16:21Beautiful.
01:16:22So do you.
01:16:23Here you go.
01:16:24Thank you.
01:16:26How does it feel to be a week from turning 28, sweetheart?
01:16:30It's almost as old as you, Pops.
01:16:33And how is our favorite, your son-in-law?
01:16:37Marshall and I thought that you were doing a bit to shut us up about the engagement.
01:16:44But, I mean, look at you now.
01:16:46You're just perfect together.
01:16:49Happy birthday, Lexi.
01:16:50Thank you.
01:16:51I'm very happy you're here.
01:16:52So is Nick.
01:16:53Who's ready to celebrate?
01:16:54Me.
01:16:55Me.
01:16:56Birthday girl?
01:16:57Yes.
01:16:58Birthday girl.
01:16:59Mm-hmm.
01:17:00Yay.
01:17:01There you go.
01:17:02Wow, Mom, this is a really nice wine.
01:17:04Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:17:08Oh.
01:17:09From who?
01:17:15Wow, Mom, this is a really nice bottle of wine.
01:17:18Oh, it was a birthday gift that was sent to the house, honey.
01:17:22Oh.
01:17:24From who?
01:17:27It's like a $5,000 bottle of wine.
01:17:29Um, I'm, I don't, I don't remember.
01:17:32A toast to Lexi, our baby girl, and Nick.
01:17:37Her perfect match.
01:17:38Yeah.
01:17:39Here, here.
01:17:40Thank you.
01:17:41Cheers.
01:17:42Ooh.
01:17:43Ooh.
01:17:50Lexi, what's wrong?
01:17:52I just, I don't know who would send us to this expensive hospital.
01:17:55It seems weird.
01:17:56Yeah.
01:17:57Yeah, it's fine.
01:17:58I, uh.
01:17:59Um.
01:18:00Dad?
01:18:01Dad?
01:18:02Dad, can you hear me?
01:18:06Dad?
01:18:07Mom?
01:18:09Dad, Mom!
01:18:10Dad?
01:18:11Dad?
01:18:12What's going on?
01:18:13Dad?
01:18:14Dad?
01:18:15Dad?
01:18:16Dad?
01:18:17Dad?
01:18:18Dad?
01:18:19Dad?
01:18:20Dad?
01:18:21Dad?
01:18:22Dad?
01:18:23Dad?
01:18:24Dad?
01:18:25Dad?
01:18:26Dad?
01:18:27Dad?
01:18:28Dad?
01:18:29Dad?
01:18:30Your burns are going to be okay.
01:18:34Thank you, doctor.
01:18:39Oh, one more thing, Miss Amber.
01:18:41We found a concerning amount of benzos in their blood,
01:18:45which very likely caused their unconsciousness.
01:18:48I'd be extra careful with anxiety meds in the future.
01:18:52Thank you.
01:19:00Hey.
01:19:01Oh, my God.
01:19:02Hey, girl.
01:19:06How you holding up?
01:19:07Thank you.
01:19:09I'm fine.
01:19:10Um.
01:19:13I.
01:19:15I think that somebody drank my parents' wine.
01:19:19Okay, I thought about this.
01:19:21And the wine was sent anonymously.
01:19:24And with the bottle thrown away, we have no proof.
01:19:26But your bestie bribed the restaurant manager into showing her the street surveillance footage.
01:19:31And guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:19:36Guess who was caught on tape right when it happened.
01:19:40Ava Harris?
01:19:41Mm-hmm.
01:19:43Is that my name I hear?
01:19:45How flattering, Lexi, that I seem to be on your mind all the time.
01:19:51Stay the fuck away from my parents.
01:19:54Whoa.
01:19:55Lexi, relax.
01:19:57I just came to pay them a visit.
01:19:59I mean, it was so sweet of them to invite me to your birthday party.
01:20:01No one invited you anywhere.
01:20:03I know that you drugged the wine.
01:20:05How could you accuse me of something like that?
01:20:08It's not my fault if they die from their addiction.
01:20:11You can come at me all you want,
01:20:13but you fuck with my family and I will make your life a living hell.
01:20:19Is that what you're going to do?
01:20:26I really wouldn't have done that if I were you, Lexi.
01:20:30Did you get that?
01:20:37Heiress Lexi Ember attacks Ava Harris,
01:20:41who is visiting her family in the hospital.
01:20:43With a head back and your folks' condition,
01:20:45Ember Tech's stocks will plummet
01:20:47and you can kiss your family's company goodbye.
01:20:50Lucky for you, I'm willing to be the bigger man.
01:20:53I'm not going to post that video if
01:20:56you get down on your knees and beg me.
01:20:59And I mean really beg me, Lexi.
01:21:01I'm not going to beg you for anything.
01:21:03Oh, but what's more important here?
01:21:05Your stupid ego
01:21:07or your family's company that they've worked so hard to build?
01:21:10What do I do?
01:21:12I can't let her take Mom and Dad's company
01:21:14while they're lying in hospital beds.
01:21:20You know what?
01:21:22Let's give her a hand, shall we?
01:21:27Get the fuck off of me!
01:21:29All you have to do is beg, Lexi.
01:21:31Get the fuck off of me!
01:21:33Take your hands off of her, now!
01:21:35Bitch!
01:21:38In a hospital, Ava, for God's sake,
01:21:40what the fuck is wrong with you?
01:21:41You're taking her side?
01:21:43She attacked me and blamed me for her family's drug abuse.
01:21:47Yeah, I believe Lexi.
01:21:50Well, then, tune in to the evening news
01:21:52and watch while I ruin your precious girlfriend
01:21:55and her family's company.
01:22:01Are you okay?
01:22:02Yeah, I'm fine, but Nick, we need to hurry, okay?
01:22:04The evening news is going to be on in three hours,
01:22:06and I need your help.
01:22:07Okay.
01:22:13I was really surprised to get your call, Nick.
01:22:16I just wanted to catch up a little.
01:22:18For old time's sake.
01:22:19Does your little girlfriend know about this?
01:22:22Who cares?
01:22:23She's in the hospital.
01:22:25Plus, I'm only with her for the moment.
01:22:27Now that her company is sinking,
01:22:30she's going to break up with him.
01:22:32Bye for cheap.
01:22:33Really?
01:22:34You're leaving her?
01:22:36Let's just say
01:22:38I've got someone else on my mind.
01:22:48Really, Nick?
01:22:49If you liked me, you should have just said so.
01:22:53I don't know all of the trouble I went through
01:22:55just to get you.
01:22:57Really?
01:22:59What did you do, Ava?
01:23:04I told that bitch to back off and listen.
01:23:07So I laced the wine ones I was mad at
01:23:09and sent to her parents.
01:23:12A card from Lexi's secret admirer.
01:23:17They probably thought it was you,
01:23:20bunch of idiots.
01:23:22So you did drink the wine.
01:23:25Yeah.
01:23:28Yeah, I did.
01:23:30I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:23:33Tell her to stay away from my man.
01:23:35Listen.
01:23:37I have an idea.
01:23:39What if we save the video
01:23:42for Lexi's birthday party?
01:23:44We put it up on the big screen
01:23:46and I broke up with her in front of everyone.
01:23:50She'd be so dead.
01:23:53I didn't know you could play dirty like this, Nick Rivers.
01:23:57All right, it's getting late
01:24:00and Lexi could come back at any time.
01:24:03Yeah.
01:24:05And remember,
01:24:08no show video until Lexi's birthday party.
01:24:12Of course.
01:24:14I'll keep it a surprise.
01:24:23Oh, and you should wear that dress to the party.
01:24:27That would drive Lexi through the roof.
01:24:30Oh, Nicky.
01:24:32I didn't know you'd come around.
01:24:35Good night.
01:24:37Good night.
01:24:39Good night.
01:24:46Did you get it?
01:24:48I think we got it.
01:24:51So you did drink the wine.
01:24:54Yeah.
01:24:56Yeah, I did.
01:25:00I'm sorry you had to hear this.
01:25:03And I'm sorry that you and your parents
01:25:05got dragged into this mess.
01:25:07I can't believe Ava would do this.
01:25:09Nick, Nick, it's not your fault, okay?
01:25:11We're in this together.
01:25:13I got the proof. You need it.
01:25:15For you? Anything.
01:25:17At my birthday party on Saturday,
01:25:19Eva Harris is going down.
01:25:21Yeah, she is.
01:25:29Doctor?
01:25:32Yeah, yeah, I'll be over as soon as I can.
01:25:35Hey, Nick, what happened?
01:25:37It's my dad.
01:25:39He's in the O.R.
01:25:41They're going into emergency surgery.
01:25:43Come on, let's go. Let's go.
01:25:45Yeah.
01:25:57Nick, how long have you been here?
01:26:00Eight hours and 23 minutes.
01:26:05Been waiting for you to wake up.
01:26:10Listen, Nicholas,
01:26:13I am sorry.
01:26:17You lost your mother, and I...
01:26:20I just don't know how to love you the way she did.
01:26:24But I do love you.
01:26:27And I'm proud of the dad you've become.
01:26:35Thanks, Dad.
01:26:38You're not Mom.
01:26:41You're a pretty good Pop.
01:26:44Before we get all gushy and teary,
01:26:48I gotta ask you a favor.
01:26:51Can I have Mom's engagement ring?
01:26:56Sure.
01:26:58Sure.
01:27:02The doctor says you can go home soon.
01:27:05How do you feel?
01:27:07For the 10th time, we're fine. Don't worry.
01:27:09Who's John F. Kennedy?
01:27:11See?
01:27:16Morning, Mr. and Mrs. Ember.
01:27:18Do you mind if I steal Lexiway for a moment?
01:27:21What's the Grand Canyon?
01:27:23Not at all. Your kids have fun.
01:27:28Bye. Love you.
01:27:35Nick, I'm sure that the surprise is great,
01:27:38but I also have to prepare for my parents' discharge,
01:27:40I have to go to the office.
01:27:42Shh, okay? Just let me give you the surprise.
01:27:49Your mom texted me
01:27:51and said that you needed a break
01:27:53from taking care of them and the company,
01:27:56so I rented this entire place.
01:28:00After all, this is where it all started, you and I.
01:28:06Thank you, Nick. I needed this.
01:28:10May I have the honor?
01:28:13I guess.
01:28:15Okay.
01:28:23Remember when I said that you're a grumpy, frigid old man?
01:28:27Yeah.
01:28:28I take that back.
01:28:30Remember when I said you were a spoiled princess?
01:28:34Mm-hmm.
01:28:35I take it back, too.
01:28:37We make a pretty good team.
01:28:40Yeah, we make the best team, Lexi Ember.
01:28:46Yeah.
01:28:54What a party.
01:28:56Everybody is here.
01:28:59Lexi Ember, the heiress of the biggest tech company in L.A.
01:29:03It isn't just that. Have you heard?
01:29:06She's now with Nick Rivers.
01:29:08Shut up. Nick Rivers?
01:29:10The super hard-billed CEO?
01:29:16That's Eva Harris.
01:29:18I heard she's going to be CEO for a family's business next week.
01:29:21Just look at her dress.
01:29:23And isn't she Nick's childhood sweetheart?
01:29:26Guess Lexi has some compassion.
01:29:30Oh, my gosh.
01:29:32She looks so amazing.
01:29:34I've never seen such a beautiful dress.
01:29:39Glad to see you're here, Eva.
01:29:41Guessing it was a part of your plan to get a $200,000 dress and steal my thunder, huh?
01:29:45I'm really sorry it didn't work out.
01:29:47It's just a stupid dress.
01:29:49What are you being so smug about?
01:29:59What the fuck, Nick?
01:30:02I'm playing the part.
01:30:04You want to surprise her at the end?
01:30:07I'm sorry.
01:30:09My hand must have slipped.
01:30:11It's fine. It's fine.
01:30:13There's plenty of wine for you to spill on yourself.
01:30:16Also, you don't need to worry about anything being drugged or anything.
01:30:22Enjoy it while you can, Lexi.
01:30:24Just wait until Nick dumps you and ruins your reputation in front of all these people.
01:30:32Everyone, I just want to thank you for coming out to my 28th birthday party.
01:30:36I'm surprised that I made it this far.
01:30:38I would like to invite a very special guest up on stage.
01:30:42Eva Harris, my old friend.
01:30:45Heiress of the Harris family.
01:30:50Eva and I have a special surprise for the birthday girl.
01:30:55What do you say, Eva? Should we show them?
01:30:58No time, isn't it, Nick?
01:31:00Right. Put it on, boys.
01:31:02This is the end of you, bitch.
01:31:04What did you do, Eva?
01:31:05I told that bitch to back off.
01:31:07But she didn't listen.
01:31:09So I laced the wine with Benzo's and had it sent to her beer.
01:31:13Bunch of idiots.
01:31:15So you did drug the wine.
01:31:17Yeah. I did.
01:31:20I just wanted to teach her a lesson, you know?
01:31:23Tell her to stay away from my family.
01:31:26You all heard it loud and clear, ladies and gentlemen.
01:31:29Miss Eva Harris has sent a poisoned bottle of wine to my parents
01:31:33in order to hurt me and my family.
01:31:35No. No. It wasn't... You're lying.
01:31:37Nick, you set me up with this fucking bitch, didn't you?
01:31:40Watch your mouth, Eva. That's my girlfriend you're talking about.
01:31:49Oh.
01:31:52Oh.
01:31:55Oh. My. God.
01:31:59Someone get me a towel or something.
01:32:02Oh, no. You guys don't have to worry about getting her anything.
01:32:04Actually, Miss Harris was just headed out, so...
01:32:07I'm going to kill you, Lexi Ember.
01:32:10Miss Eva Harris, you're under arrest
01:32:13for the malicious injury of Marshal Ember, Paul Ember, and John Rivers.
01:32:18Oh, no. That's not me.
01:32:19He has the wrong person.
01:32:21I'll take you from here, Miss Ember.
01:32:23I don't want to go to jail.
01:32:24Well, maybe you should have thought about that before hurting my parents.
01:32:27Oh.
01:32:28I forgot to mention, that dress is actually, like, $100 or something like that.
01:32:32What?
01:32:33Ew! Oh, my God!
01:32:36You have to let me change! Oh, my God!
01:32:39Wait, that champagne power? That was quite the surprise.
01:32:41Well, we were hoping to top that.
01:32:49And this is the stamp I use as CEO of Ember Tech Corporation.
01:32:56And as our gift to you on your 28th birthday,
01:33:01we'd like you to have this.
01:33:03Oh, my God!
01:33:05Are you guys naming me CEO?
01:33:07Your father and I could use a little break,
01:33:09and the days that we were in the hospital proved that you're ready, honey.
01:33:14And when it gets to be a little too much,
01:33:17always have the best help.
01:33:19At your service, my lady.
01:33:23This is the best surprise ever.
01:33:25I wouldn't be so sure about that, darling.
01:33:28Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention one last time,
01:33:32I have a final prize tonight for the birthday girl.
01:33:36I never thought that I would fall in love.
01:33:40That is until I met a spoiled heiress with an attitude problem.
01:33:46But I was wrong.
01:33:49About love, and about her.
01:33:55And now I see, Nexi.
01:33:58You are so beautiful and caring.
01:34:04You can make me laugh in a million different ways.
01:34:09And once I said that I would rather die than marry you.
01:34:14But now I know that I couldn't live without you.
01:34:20So, I have a question for you.
01:34:24Lexi-M.
01:34:31Will you marry me?
01:34:36Yes!
01:34:38Of course I'll marry you, of course.
01:34:42It's a fairy tale come true.
01:34:46Mission accomplished.
01:34:55This is the best surprise ever.
01:34:58For you, anything.
01:35:03Wait, shouldn't we check the full moon or something?
01:35:07Just shut up and kiss me.
01:35:19Are you ready?
01:35:21Ready.
01:35:23One.
01:35:24Two.
01:35:25Three!
01:35:29That's a girl?
01:35:30Yes, it's a girl.
01:35:32Okay, come on.
01:35:34Cakes and champagne in the kitchen for everyone.
01:35:42Hey, Samantha.
01:35:44I was thinking maybe we could grab a drink sometime?
01:35:47I'm gonna stop you right there.
01:35:48You work for my best friend's husband.
01:35:51We're just friends.
01:35:52I'm never going to date you.
01:36:00Alright!
01:36:06Alright.
01:36:08Get to work.
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