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正港分局, 第4集, ep4, 關於我和鬼變成家人的那件事, 王凈, 許光漢, 線上看
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00:00You
00:20So long ha ha
00:30Oh
01:00So new rule you're saying yes, it's got that coffee soon. Oh, so don't put go
01:09Yes, I know you don't see me yeah, so she put don't y'all
01:17So good you're like bombing the shoes and you're so loud. Oh, you're so mean. Don't again
01:23Lila you gotta sing that don't wanna lose
01:26真的
01:27Feng Chi yo more or Kite in Hong Kong
01:34Hey, baby, she was a huge issue. I saw her cook woman. Oh sure. She's a dope it. I can't hold a sense of all caught with a shot high
01:44Chunky I didn't do it
01:48Yeah, you take a shit on the one pie
01:51Uh-huh. Cause she's a she's a已經不吃延師出高徒的一套了啊
01:58對不對是不是
02:01I'm so sure you do. You can't lay
02:05Fung's you don't push you better. I'm a
02:07Come on, Capri. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah
02:11He's in the ocean. I'm fine
02:13No, she doesn't get she won you
02:15Oh
02:45The school is always talking about this and that.
02:48Students come to us because they can't learn anything.
02:53Do you think they came here to learn to be saints?
02:56They just want to get good grades in the exam
02:59and find a good job in the future.
03:01It's all for money.
03:03You are so noble.
03:04Why don't you go back to school to teach?
03:06Why do you come to be a teacher?
03:08Don't tell me you're not for money.
03:11No.
03:13I want more people to hear what I teach.
03:15Then don't accept money.
03:16Learn from that teacher.
03:19Just accept sausages.
03:21Sausages?
03:22He said sausages.
03:25Everyone knows that's sausages.
03:27I don't care if it's sausages or sausages.
03:31Sausages are more expensive.
03:36Shui Yun.
03:37Master.
03:38Shui Yun.
03:39Master.
03:41Yes, yes.
03:42You have noble ideals.
03:44But now the students don't like you anymore.
03:48How can you let more students come to listen to your class?
03:51Isn't this going against your ideals?
03:59A smile is very important.
04:04Tell me more jokes.
04:06Is there any nutrition that's not important?
04:11Master.
04:12I'll tell you a joke.
04:15Do you know what will happen if two Northern Sevens get together?
04:18What will happen?
04:2087 plus 87.
04:22174.
04:24They will die together.
04:31You are very talented.
04:33Yes, just let the students like your class.
04:36That's it.
04:38You have noble ideals.
04:41You just need to adjust a little bit.
04:46Master Yan.
04:48You can also go to a higher level.
05:03Start the mock exam now.
05:06Start the mock exam now.
05:08Each of you will write 50 idioms.
05:28The director said that you are under a lot of pressure to go to school.
05:31No one wants to come here.
05:33That's right.
05:36Then...
05:38I'll tell you a joke.
05:40Wow, that's funny.
05:42Haha.
05:45Master.
05:46Are you sure that your joke is funny?
05:49O.R.Z.
05:51Hahaha.
05:53Hahaha.
05:55Hahaha.
05:57Hahaha.
05:59Hahaha.
06:01Okay.
06:02Let's start.
06:09Be serious.
06:10If anyone writes wrongly,
06:12I'll kill him myself.
06:21Hahaha.
06:23Hahaha.
06:51Hahaha.
06:53Hahaha.
06:55Hahaha.
06:57Hahaha.
06:59Hahaha.
07:01Hahaha.
07:03Hahaha.
07:05Hahaha.
07:07Hahaha.
07:09Hahaha.
07:11Hahaha.
07:13Hahaha.
07:15Hahaha.
07:17Hahaha.
07:20Haha.
07:37Master.
07:39Is he your student?
07:44Haha.
07:49The two rabbits walk side by side, I am the bear.
07:55Officer Wu, look at what you drew.
07:58It's really a bear.
08:01If my student looks like this,
08:04I'll kill him first.
08:06He's fucking spinning us.
08:14So you have no impression of him?
08:17By the way, you just said that Mr. Xie is a deliveryman.
08:21Why is he wearing an orange jacket?
08:24That's a deliveryman's uniform.
08:28Didn't all the housewives in the past wear rice-colored clothes?
08:32Teacher, let me tell you.
08:34That's a deliveryman who can make an appointment for takeout on the phone.
08:36Different brands will have different colors.
08:38What the fuck are you talking about deliveryman's clothes?
08:40I'm asking Huang Xian.
08:41I'm working on a case, you go sit in the back.
08:43I'm working on a case, you go sit in the back.
08:45I'm working on a case, you go sit in the back.
08:46I'm working on a case, you go sit in the back.
08:47I'm working on a case, you go sit in the back.
08:48Hurry up.
08:49There's a clue, do you want to know?
08:59Do you know how I made Xiao Qian open the door?
09:11Hold this first.
09:13What is this?
09:19Fake plastic surgery.
09:29It's possible that the fake deliveryman snuck into the house.
09:36You have to cut your nails every day.
09:38I cut my right nail last time.
09:41I cut my right nail last time.
09:43I cut my right nail last time.
09:44I cut my right nail last time.
09:45Xiao Wu's security guard said that
09:46as long as a deliveryman comes into their community,
09:48he should go through the back door.
09:49But there was no camera in the back door,
09:51so no one was filmed.
09:54But there was no CCTV near the Chinese University.
09:57The hotel where Mao Bu You didn't live was fake.
10:00What a pity.
10:03Boss.
10:04Boss.
10:05Do you really believe these nonsense?
10:08How many people in Taiwan are eligible to be killed in the house?
10:12Not to mention the deliveryman.
10:13What about the postman?
10:14What about the water dispenser?
10:15Senior.
10:16And the one who delivered the wax.
10:17Black girl.
10:18Which idiot carries a wax bucket to kill people upstairs?
10:20Yes.
10:21In 1981, there was a person in Pingtung
10:22who was called the wax killer.
10:23Right?
10:25The one who carried the wax bucket
10:26was the one who carried the dead body in the supermarket.
10:29I didn't say that Xie Zhen Da was the killer.
10:32Boss, your position is too weak.
10:35You are the weak one.
10:36A few hours ago,
10:37you insisted that Lin Bai Sheng was the killer.
10:41It was Lin Bai Sheng who led me to find Huang Xian.
10:43It proved that my intuition was right.
10:45So all men rely on their intuition.
10:48Otherwise, vote for Huang Xian.
10:50Huang Xian is a handsome teacher.
10:52Teacher Guo Wen.
10:53Teacher Guo Wen is the one who kills people.
10:55One vote.
10:58Xiao Meng.
11:04Xie Zhen Da.
11:06Xie Zhen...
11:08Xie...
11:09Xie Zhen Da.
11:10I had an argument with him before I died.
11:12He was very strong when he talked about Lin Bai Sheng.
11:14Moreover, he didn't have any proof that he was not there.
11:18I'm sorry.
11:19Can you help me?
11:20Judging from their way of arguing,
11:23his personality should be ASFP.
11:25This kind of personality is the most uncontrollable.
11:27Don't close it.
11:30Okay.
11:31Xie Zhen Da.
11:32Stand up.
11:37Director.
11:38Boss.
11:46Director.
11:47Boss.
11:50Director.
11:51Boss.
11:54Director.
11:55Boss.
12:06Hey.
12:08Hey.
12:10You vote for Huang Xian.
12:11You vote for Xie Zhen Da.
12:13That's it.
12:14Go.
12:15Director.
12:16We don't have enough police force to split up like this.
12:20Why do I have to be the leader?
12:22Why can't you trust my judgment and let me command?
12:25No.
12:26That's right.
12:27Xiao Bao.
12:29Xiao Bao.
12:31Xiao Bao.
12:33You must think that...
12:35the woman insisted on asking the prisoner.
12:38And the prisoner only talked to the woman.
12:41It's very strange.
12:42Right?
12:44What?
12:45Oh, I know.
12:46Lin Xiu Yuan's case has already been deceived once.
12:48And then someone became the team leader.
12:51This case is so big.
12:53Maybe you can become the director.
12:55Isn't that how the vice-director is?
12:56The credit of the boss is to get to this position.
12:59Don't.
13:00Don't.
13:01Don't.
13:02I'm here.
13:03Okay, I'll handle the case.
13:04Senior.
13:08Xin Xin.
13:10The director believes you.
13:13You and the vice-director are not the same kind of people, right?
13:22Chief Xiao.
13:24You started fighting with Xie Zhen Da from tomorrow.
13:28I'm going back to Ding Shi Yuan.
13:31Anyway, you promised him to come out for this, didn't you?
13:36Chief Xiao.
13:40What's wrong?
13:42Did you see me?
13:49I was a little noisy just now.
13:51Wait a minute.
13:52Hurry up.
13:55Be careful.
13:57Hey.
13:58I've been chatting with a guy on Gengxuan app for a long time.
14:01Oh my god.
14:02He's so handsome.
14:03Yes.
14:04Did you ask him out?
14:06Five times a day.
14:07That's too much.
14:09Hey.
14:10But I found that he seems to have a lot of secret admirers.
14:13I have to go.
14:14I can't afford this kind of guy.
14:15Wait a minute.
14:16He looks like a man.
14:17He looks like a man.
14:18He looks like a man.
14:19He looks like a man.
14:20Yeah, he's really a man.
14:21And I asked him why he keeps chasing girls.
14:23And I asked him why he keeps chasing girls.
14:24He told me it was those girls who went to chase him.
14:26He even yelled at me to look at his phone.
14:28This kind of guy.
14:29They just have to face the wrong person.
14:33So what?
14:34Ah!
14:35I'm so angry.
14:38What kind of crazy person is he?
14:53What kind of crazy person is he?
15:24What kind of crazy person is he?
15:26What kind of crazy person is he?
15:32Stupid.
15:33Stupid.
15:34Stupid.
15:52How can he tell me he doesn't know me?
15:55How can he tell me he doesn't know me?
16:05How can he tell me he doesn't know me?
16:15Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:17Huang Xian and Sui Yuan know each other.
16:19I bet on my boss's reputation.
16:20I bet on my boss's reputation.
16:21It's definitely Huang Xian who did it.
16:22It's definitely Huang Xian who did it.
16:23That's it.
16:34That's it.
16:43Who made you angry, Officer Lin?
16:52I understand.
16:54I understand.
16:56The world is so big.
16:58There's no place for me to hide.
17:01There's always this feeling.
17:05When you're alone, you're lonely.
17:07When you're alone, you're lonely.
17:09When you're alone, you're lonely.
17:10That's loneliness.
17:11That's loneliness.
17:12Why did you lie?
17:18As a police officer,
17:19I can tell you this.
17:20I can tell you this.
17:21I can tell you this.
17:22I can tell you this.
17:31Say it.
17:33Am I a funny person to play with?
17:39Huanng Xian, it's inevitable.
17:42Huang Xian, it's inevitable.
17:46Huang Xian, it's inevitable.
17:51It's in Peter's hands, it's in Peter's hands
17:59It's in Peter's hands
18:06Everyone!
18:08Today, let me tell you
18:11Jia Baoyu is the second-generation direct son of Wen Xuechi
18:15Why do I say that?
18:16Because his father, Jia Zheng, is the first-generation direct son
18:19Jia Zheng has a car, he has money, he has a house
18:22He is also a Leo, he is also a O-shape
18:24Every time he passes by Da Guan Yuan
18:25He sees those young maids
18:27Tall, short, fat, thin, cute, talkative, sweet, salty
18:29He can't hold back his inner thoughts
18:31Those maids keep running when they see Jia Zheng
18:34He screams as he runs
18:35When Jia Zheng sees this situation, he can't control himself
18:38Do you know why?
18:40Because those maids scream
18:45Because they can't control themselves
18:51So, what are the consequences of not being able to learn idioms?
18:55Nothing much, as long as Da Guan Yuan is your family
18:59Okay, of course, the teacher is joking
19:01The red carpet is not really that big
19:03How big is it?
19:04There are more than 700 people in the hall
19:06One by one walk in
19:07Our whole school is full of people
19:09So the conclusion is
19:10You don't have to look at them at all
19:12Because they really don't know how to read
19:14Even those idioms
19:15You have to learn by yourself
19:17Okay, class, let's look at page 33
19:20Let's take a look at the third big mess
19:22The topic is the space in front of the exam
19:25Will it be open to the whole class?
19:30Full marks, two marks, high marks, low marks, the same
19:33Du, Xi, Shi
19:35Why didn't you write it down?
19:37No, teacher
19:40I want to ask this question
19:41I want to ask this question
19:42I want to ask this question
19:44Who is first?
19:45Me
20:07Me
20:14My baby
20:22Officer Lin
20:25You asked me if Huang Xian was my student
20:28Look closer
20:30What is he doing here?
20:38He is wiping the blackboard
20:41He is a local
20:43In fact
20:45Not everyone has a good family
20:48Can accept high-level education
20:51And I am a teacher
20:54I am very expensive
20:56Do you know
20:58What is one-page ledger?
21:01Life in this world
21:03Our ledger is very expensive
21:05Life in this world
21:07We open our eyes and look at the things around us
21:10We think what we see is the whole picture of things
21:14But in fact
21:16As long as it is like this
21:18You can't see anything
21:23You are too...
21:25You are too persistent
21:27Do you think what you see is the truth?
21:31Do you know the people around you?
21:34Or what you know is just their skin?
21:37Do the people around you know you?
21:41Or what they know is just your appearance?
22:05Why do you only talk to me?
22:10Because you are pitiful
22:13You are like a child without a home
22:20What are you doing?
22:22The adversity of life
22:24Is like the pimple on your face
22:27It is like the pimple on your face
22:30It is like the pimple on your face
22:33It is like the pimple on your face
22:35You don't like it
22:37It has already come out
22:39You can only slowly
22:41Let it out of your body
22:44Let time solve everything
22:51What are you talking about?
22:57I really don't know what the Taiwanese police are doing
22:59Arrest Mei Danquan, arrest Lin Ting
23:01Why are you out there?
23:03Of course I am afraid
23:05I went to three or four bookstores
23:06But I couldn't buy the book
23:08I don't even dare to let my children go out
23:11These police officers
23:12Are always making tea
23:14How can they have time to arrest bad people?
23:16They don't protect the safety of the people
23:19These police officers
23:22Come in
23:23Director, director, it's an emergency
23:25What's the matter?
23:26Hurry up
23:28What about the factory?
23:31What kind of strawberries are you eating?
23:33Are you in a hurry to feed this?
23:35You really don't eat it?
23:37This is just transported
23:38Paris strawberries
23:39What Paris strawberries?
23:41Paris is more advanced
23:43Is there anything else important?
23:45Yes
23:47It's the patrol police
23:48Arrested a man in the park
23:50He seems to be the owner of the restaurant
23:52That was filmed by the TV
23:54Within the time of the crime
23:55The car was filmed at this door
23:57That person is the owner of the restaurant
23:58His name is Zhang Bolun
24:00Such an important thing
24:01You won't talk first
24:02You just talk
24:03What is this?
24:04Paris strawberries
24:05Don't eat
24:08Zhang Bolun
24:10I'm talking to you, Zhang Bolun
24:12I can't hear you
24:15I'm talking to you
24:16How is it?
24:17Director
24:19I really don't know who he is
24:22I can't see the CCTV footage of the crime
24:25So you know each other
24:27His name is Zhang Bolun
24:29I used to work with Lin Xiaoyuan
24:31At a small drugstore on this street
24:33And
24:34There was a man called Ou Mingting
24:37He was a foreign worker
24:39He was selling coffee beans
24:41At the construction site
24:43When I was on duty
24:45I saw him
24:50Go inside and ask
24:53Fuck you
24:54Ou Mingting is my man
24:56If he sees me
24:57I'll be in trouble
24:58Go inside and ask
25:05Why are you so scared?
25:07Go inside and ask
25:28Go inside and ask
25:59Sir, would you like to order?
26:02Steak, hurry up
26:05How many hands do you want?
26:07Five
26:08Okay, no problem
26:28Thank you
26:34Do you like it?
26:35Do you hate me?
26:36Yes
26:37Yes?
26:39Why did you give me a gift?
26:42Why did you give me a gift?
26:50Why did you give me a gift?
26:52Is it the first prize in school?
26:54You deserve the first prize in school
26:56Didn't you draw a picture for me?
27:03I didn't draw a papaya
27:09It's a fool
27:10A fool?
27:12A fool?
27:27What are you doing?
27:32Didn't you say you had class tonight?
27:34What is it?
27:35Aren't you following me?
27:38I just want to see if you guys are cheating
27:42I'm treating all my students
27:43Do you mind?
27:45You come to such a fancy restaurant
27:46with your students
27:47Have you ever brought me before?
27:48Sit down
27:49Sit down and eat
27:50Just sit down and eat
27:52I don't want that
27:54I don't want it.
27:55Hey, who is this?
27:57It's impolite to disturb other people's business.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:59Please be quiet.
28:00There are other people here.
28:01I'll take care of it.
28:02Wait for me.
28:03I'll talk to you later.
28:04Wait for her or me?
28:05You!
28:06You wait!
28:07I'll wait.
28:10You said you wanted to focus on your work.
28:12You told me not to bother you.
28:13But you came here to play with the students!
28:14Be quiet!
28:16What's my status now?
28:17You're messing with me.
28:18Come out.
28:19Come out.
28:20Come out.
28:21Come out.
28:22Come out.
28:23Don't lie to me.
28:37You're such a beast.
28:39I'm going to kill you.
28:41Sir.
28:42Here's your steak.
28:53You're exaggerating.
29:07You can't come to Wan's house.
29:10Wan's house?
29:11What Wan's house?
29:13Wang's house.
29:14She's your former student.
29:16Can we have a talk?
29:19She's my sister.
29:22Are you kidding me?
29:23No way.
29:24There's no such thing as a sister.
29:26You're so mean.
29:34Are you used to it?
29:36It's okay.
29:38We can go to Chuan Xiao next time.
29:41Chuan Xiao?
29:42Chuan Xiao is a traditional snack.
29:44A traditional snack?
29:46Didn't you say you like rice cake?
29:48Do you like rice cake or rice money?
29:50What?
29:51Rice money?
29:52Rice money is more refreshing.
29:54Rice money is thicker and has bigger particles.
29:57It's impossible that you don't know this.
29:59Sir.
30:06There are a few good places on Google Maps.
30:12Let's go and try it.
30:14Google Maps?
30:16You mean Google Maps?
30:18Yes.
30:22Your Chinese is so good.
30:24Why don't you speak properly?
30:48Google Maps
31:03Sir, where are we going now?
31:05Home.
31:06Where do you live?
31:07Houshanchu.
31:08But there's Meisha.
31:09Don't we have to pay for the food?
31:11I said home.
31:13There's a thief.
31:16Get in the car.
31:17What are you doing?
31:18I'm going to kill you.
31:19I'm going to kill you.
31:20Don't do this.
31:24Let her go.
31:30What are you doing?
31:32Chuan Xiao.
31:33I love you.
31:37Sir.
31:38My phone is running out of battery.
31:40Do you have a SIM card?
31:47Let me go.
32:17Let me go.
32:36It's a race car.
32:37Sir.
32:47It's a race car.
33:17It's a race car.
33:47Shit.
33:57Police.
33:58Get out of the car.
33:59You're driving so fast.
34:00Are you going to kill someone?
34:02You're going to kill someone because you're going to race.
34:04Wait and see.
34:05I'm going to call my lawyer.
34:06I want to take you to a place.
34:08Or you take me to a place.
34:10Where?
34:11Police station.
34:12Come out.
34:13Why would I go to the police station with you?
34:15Do you want to die on the road?
34:16Do you want to run into the police?
34:17I don't want to run into the police.
34:19You took an innocent girl.
34:21Sir.
34:36Get out of the car.
34:38Sir.
34:39Sir.
34:40Sir.
34:41Sir.
34:42Sir.
34:43Sir.
34:44Sir.
34:45Sir.
34:46Sir.
34:47You can't go to jail.
34:49The police will catch you.
35:12The secret of life
35:14is the pimple on your face.
35:16You can only take your time and let time solve everything.
35:27Why are you here?
35:29Didn't I tell you to go with Xie Zhenda?
35:31Didn't you say tomorrow?
35:34Did I say tomorrow?
35:38Captain, I have some Japanese medicine over there.
35:41It's okay. Thank you.
35:43By the way, Captain.
35:45I went to the exam center and checked.
35:47Xie Zhenda took part in the joint exam in 2001.
35:49So he might have seen Chen Yu's supplementary notes.
35:52Chen Yu's supplementary notes?
35:55Have you compared them?
35:57What is Brother Sha's Chen Yu?
36:00Ah!
36:12Hey, Xia Kuan.
36:14I caught him.
36:15Take him back now.
36:17Ha ha ha ha...
36:23Xia Kuan.
36:25Do you know what it means to be a hero?
36:28Ha ha ha ha...
36:47I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going
37:18to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get out of here, I'm going to have to get
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