HALEY MEETS HER MATCH
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00:00He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun
00:05He's young and fast, he's the chosen one
00:08People are not bragging
00:11He's the American Dragon
00:15He's gonna stop his enemies with his dragon power
00:18Dragon teeth, dragon tail, burning dragon fire
00:21Real live wire, American Dragon
00:26American Dragon
00:32He's the American Dragon
00:36His skills are getting faster, with grandfather master
00:39His destiny, with wild teeth, show time baby for the legacy
00:43American Dragon
00:45From the J to the A, to the K to the E
00:48I'm the Mad Daddy Dragon of the NYC, ya heard
00:53Jake! Get back to work!
01:08Year of the Dragon
01:12Hi Jake, can I bring your private journal to show and tell tomorrow?
01:15What? No! Get out of here!
01:18Please, I promise not to read the section about your acne breakouts
01:22Or all those love songs you wrote for that rose girl
01:29That isn't gonna work Hailey
01:32I'm ignoring you
01:33But I'm so sad
01:35I don't care
01:40Okay, let's hear it
01:43Every show and tell, Olivia Mears brings in her cat
01:46So?
01:47Her rare, award winning cat, Miss Tinkles
01:49Olivia ends up getting all the attention every time
01:52The sweet, sweet attention we both know to be rightfully mine
01:56Well you gotta step your game up Hailey
01:58You need to show and tell something that will blow that fancy cat of hers right out of the water
02:03I know, but what's better than a kitty?
02:07Ah no, no way! I am not going to school to get poked, drooled on and mis-scratched by a bunch of snot-nosed kids
02:13Forget about it
02:14Come on fool, Hailey needs you
02:16Sorry sweetheart, ask me anything else
02:18But there is nothing on this green earth that will get me to be shown and told at your school
02:23Tomorrow is Sloppy Joe day
02:26Did you say this is Sloppy Joe's?
02:29The sloppiest
02:30We talking all you can eat?
02:31Always
02:32Meat to bean ratio?
02:33Three to one, at least
02:34Deal
02:37Hey kid, can you pull this thing over?
02:40Cause I think I'm gonna be cratesick
02:43I'm gonna be cratesick
02:45No talking! You have to act like a real dog and you have to be on your best behavior today
02:50Hey it's me, I mean, yeah sure, you know, bow woof
02:53It's bow wow
02:54Sure, that's what I meant
02:55Thanks food dog, this is gonna be so great
02:58Oh yeah, this is the tops, six hundred years old and I'm about to endure my first day of school
03:08Look! Hailey brought a dog
03:10Cool, let's give her attention
03:12Oh, what's his name?
03:13Food dog
03:14Good doggy
03:15His wrinkles look all funny
03:17Yeah, I'll give you funny
03:19And how come his rear end is so fat?
03:22Fat? Fat like a fat lip, that's all muscle sweetheart
03:25And don't you, I uh, woof, yeah, woof, woofity woof
03:30Hailey, your dog's bark sounds kind of weird
03:33Um, he's a sharpay, he barks in Chinese
03:36Hello children, please take your seats
03:39We'll begin by taking roll, then we'll review last night's assignment
03:45Here, dog, eat my spelling homework, I didn't finish it
03:49Yeah, sure thing kid
03:51Tastes like about a D minus
03:53Excuse me Miss McGuire, sorry I'm late
03:55My cat's manicure appointment ran a little late
03:58I see someone brought in a stupid dog
04:00Still can't compete with Miss Tinkles
04:02I own show and tell
04:04We'll see about that