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00:00:00Calling Buzz Lightyear, the galaxy's greatest hero, skilled, courageous, and ever vigilant.
00:00:10Leading into action, Buzz Lightyear hurtles to the rescue.
00:00:14His ongoing mission is to protect the universe from the dark forces of evil.
00:00:18These are the adventures of Buzz Lightyear on Star Command.
00:00:30To infinity and beyond!
00:01:00Warp Dark Matter!
00:01:24Electro Galactic Penal Code 2013, receiving stolen Star Command armaments. You are hereby...
00:01:38Too easy.
00:01:39...put under arrest.
00:01:43You have the right to remain...
00:01:46Smelly.
00:01:48Ah, peevious slug, Guano. That's just great, Lightyear.
00:01:52You have any idea how much this suit costs, do you?
00:01:55A lot more than a prison jumpsuit you'll be wearing.
00:01:57So, hands behind your...
00:02:06Huh?
00:02:07Optic reflex normal. Good.
00:02:12Excuse me.
00:02:15But what exactly...
00:02:16Ow!
00:02:17Thermal pain response normal. Good.
00:02:22How's our patient?
00:02:23Ah, he's finally awake.
00:02:24And he's in serious need of a briefing.
00:02:27Ouch! Again.
00:02:29Oracle elasticity normal. Good. Yes. Good.
00:02:34Buzz, we found you on Tradeworld. Out cold.
00:02:37We lost all contact with you for eight hours.
00:02:40Eight hours?
00:02:41Pesky little...
00:02:42Good.
00:02:45I don't remember anything.
00:02:46One minute I'm slapping the bracelets, I've worked Dark Matters.
00:02:49Ah, yes. Your old academy, pal. Gone bad.
00:02:52Yeah, yeah. Next thing I know, I'm right in here having a personal relationship with the MedPro.
00:03:01Claire, he brought in a medical journal.
00:03:03Uh-oh.
00:03:04What uh-oh? Clarify that uh-oh.
00:03:07We've got an implant of unknown origin.
00:03:10What's unknown about it?
00:03:11It has to be Dark Matters doing it.
00:03:13Take it out. Asap!
00:03:15I just want to be a good pal.
00:03:17Preparing to remove implant. Org.
00:03:21It has a defense system!
00:03:27Sir, my space suit.
00:03:29I'll find Dark Matter and get to the bottom of this.
00:03:31Buzz, I can't give it to you.
00:03:33Oh, right.
00:03:34That Peavey and Slugguano probably had to burn that thing.
00:03:39Son, that implant is a potential security breach.
00:03:43Hey, rich!
00:03:44You've got no choice but to place you on suspension.
00:03:46Well, sir.
00:03:47Look, it's just until we can deactivate the implant and safely remove it.
00:03:51Suspension?
00:03:52I, uh, never.
00:03:55I understand, sir. No need to worry about me.
00:03:58I've been anxious to get on to a few unfinished projects at home anyway.
00:04:01All household accidents involve ladders.
00:04:03And another 3% involve trees.
00:04:05And look, I only have a 100% probability.
00:04:09I want you working your little green fingers to the bone on this!
00:04:12Got it?
00:04:13To the bone!
00:04:15Working, working, working!
00:04:23Ah, home, sweet home.
00:04:25Rich, what's up?
00:04:32Do you feel it in your toes?
00:04:34Yes, I do.
00:04:35In my toes.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Okay.
00:04:39I'm exhausting myself with these chores.
00:04:42Can't argue with statistics, Dad.
00:04:43Loving every minute of it.
00:04:44Statistics.
00:04:45Yep.
00:04:46Those light years do an A-okay.
00:04:47So stoic, so heroic.
00:04:49I continue to learn from this man.
00:04:51Dad!
00:04:52Son, you can't live your life based on statistics.
00:04:54You've got to take some chances.
00:04:56Did you separate your bones?
00:04:57Come on, buddy.
00:04:58XR!
00:04:59You can do this.
00:05:00What he means, Buzz, is, uh...
00:05:03Okay.
00:05:04Well, is that we, uh...
00:05:06We...
00:05:07We hope to see you back in uniform real soon, sir.
00:05:10After it's washed, of course.
00:05:12I've been in slump for weeks.
00:05:14Okay, slackers, you're still on duty.
00:05:17Now get out there and defend the galaxy like I taught you.
00:05:20Yes, sir!
00:05:21Almost forgot.
00:05:22I made you these.
00:05:23Ooh, thanks for the brownies, XR.
00:05:25They're actually sugar cookies.
00:05:27Your microwave settings apparently need calibration.
00:05:30Enjoy!
00:05:33Uh...
00:05:34Crikers!
00:05:35Fella can only take out the stinkin' garbage so many times.
00:05:43Oh, yeah.
00:05:44Still got the old purr that turned heads at the academy.
00:05:49Warp dirt matter!
00:05:50Get ready for Buzz Lightyear!
00:05:52Hey, guys, look!
00:05:53It's Mitchie Tyler!
00:05:54Oh, it's Billy.
00:05:55Oh, man.
00:05:56Can't play with the top down without a spacesuit.
00:06:01Hey, Mr. Lightyear!
00:06:02Never made a delivery to your home before.
00:06:04I'm taking some personal days off, Dad.
00:06:06Usually I gotta track you down in some toxic vortex
00:06:09at Cosmos Battlefield.
00:06:10Let me scan, okay?
00:06:12Ouch!
00:06:13What's that?
00:06:14DNA samples.
00:06:15New policy.
00:06:16A lot of evil hologramic activity going on lately.
00:06:19You ain't the only one who deals with villains.
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:22Okay, you, you.
00:06:23Here's your package.
00:06:24Have a nice day.
00:06:26Thanks.
00:06:31Those inhales may break your back, but...
00:06:46What's next?
00:06:52That's right.
00:06:53Eat my cosmic dust.
00:06:56Woo-hoo!
00:07:01Hey, I'm busy here.
00:07:02Take that away.
00:07:03Go on.
00:07:05What is taking so long?
00:07:06I want to know why I blacked out on Tradeworlds,
00:07:08and I want to know now!
00:07:09What do I pay you for?
00:07:17You and me.
00:07:18Unfinished business.
00:07:23Way to blow a cool entrance.
00:07:25But then again,
00:07:26you never did know how to cross the gold line and win.
00:07:29I'm here for answers.
00:07:31Dark matter.
00:07:33How do I safely remove this thing from my...
00:07:36If you're referring to your head,
00:07:38I completely understand your desire
00:07:40to exchange it for another.
00:07:41You tag me like a migrating moo-moo.
00:07:44Now, remove this implant,
00:07:46or I'll inflate my fist into your zurk-kissing face.
00:07:52It's about time.
00:07:53What do you got?
00:07:54These are med scans of Buzz Lightyear.
00:07:58Skating back to the academy
00:08:01where the implant first appeared.
00:08:04Sweet mother of Venus.
00:08:06It gets worse.
00:08:08We have found that there was one other
00:08:12Warp Dark Matter.
00:08:16Boo!
00:08:17What?
00:08:18Get Lightyear on the horn.
00:08:19Did you copy that, Buzz?
00:08:21What's that?
00:08:22Implants!
00:08:23Both of us.
00:08:31Ever since the academy...
00:08:32Affirmative, Buzz.
00:08:34Welcome to the library, young man.
00:08:37Don't tell me you're here for us.
00:08:40Guess what, Warp?
00:08:41I'm not the only pain in your neck.
00:08:45Implant confirmed.
00:08:47Uh-oh. How did we miss that?
00:08:49You incompetents!
00:08:50Use the Signal Pirate 2000 to trace
00:08:52whatever data this implant is transmitting.
00:08:54Do it now!
00:08:55Signal Pirate 2000?
00:08:57Also used to criminally receive
00:08:59galactic pay-per-view broadcasts?
00:09:01Gee, Janet, do that, too.
00:09:03Wow, who knew?
00:09:04However you get those coordinates, Dark Matter,
00:09:07I want them downloaded to my vehicle.
00:09:09Only if I ride shotgun.
00:09:11Agreed.
00:09:12Looks like fate has forced us to fight side by side
00:09:15for a common cause.
00:09:18Do you have to make it sound so noble?
00:09:22Monsters.
00:09:23All their houses.
00:09:24Uh, hey, my dear.
00:09:26You don't still say.
00:09:27Two and three!
00:09:29And we're on!
00:09:32That was a long trip.
00:09:34Careful.
00:09:35I've installed an ejector seat.
00:09:37I don't have it.
00:09:38Hey, draw near.
00:09:39This is all your fault, young man.
00:09:41It wasn't my idea to upgrade the software
00:09:43for these test subjects.
00:09:44But it was your silly little idea
00:09:46to take them offline for eight hours,
00:09:48which made them suspicious.
00:09:50And now...
00:09:53Good point, Epoch.
00:09:54It doesn't matter whose idea it was.
00:09:56They're coming, and that's that.
00:09:57We must prepare a suitable reception.
00:09:59Oh, we will.
00:10:01But, anyway...
00:10:02...arming all defensive weapons to their maximum levels.
00:10:05How are we going to make it to the storm?
00:10:09This is it.
00:10:10Our input signals are being received
00:10:12somewhere on this moon.
00:10:13Asteroid storm.
00:10:14You jockey this jalopy.
00:10:15I'll blaze the trail.
00:10:20Now it's almost as if those asteroids
00:10:22were guarding this moon.
00:10:24Weapons in range.
00:10:26Proceed in a northeasterly direction
00:10:28until you get to the rotunda
00:10:30and from there, head west
00:10:32to the fiction section.
00:10:35And you'll find...
00:10:37...the public telephone.
00:10:38You can't miss it.
00:10:41All clear.
00:10:47Sensors indicate the signal is being received
00:10:49beyond that door.
00:10:52Don't be afraid, boy.
00:10:53When you lose your way,
00:10:54merely direct yourself.
00:10:56Thanks for drawing the fire, Lightyear.
00:11:00Oh, you want...
00:11:03Eat lasers, you...
00:11:06Thank you so much.
00:11:08I've always enjoyed playing the unwitting decoy.
00:11:12Yes, I agree.
00:11:13It is disheartening.
00:11:14Neither one managed to raid our lab successfully.
00:11:17They really might have had a chance
00:11:19if they'd only entered
00:11:21through the waste disposal tube.
00:11:24We had higher hopes.
00:11:26As a member of Star Command,
00:11:28temporarily on leave, I...
00:11:30Come in peace?
00:11:33You're so predictable.
00:11:35To infinity and...
00:11:42I believe they're mocking me.
00:11:44No.
00:11:45Let me handle this.
00:11:47Listen, you cackling stooges.
00:11:49We're not here for peace.
00:11:51We're here to kick some alien keister
00:11:53if you don't cooperate.
00:11:58This one says the darndest things.
00:12:00Removing implants.
00:12:06Yeah, about those implants.
00:12:07What are they for, you were about to ask?
00:12:09Study. Observation.
00:12:11And kicks.
00:12:13We will soon be making our first contact
00:12:15with the residents of this galaxy.
00:12:17And turn us into your slobbering dog slaves,
00:12:19no doubt.
00:12:21Notice Hypticism Epoch.
00:12:23It's an important survival instinct.
00:12:27Oh, you're right.
00:12:28He does act just like us perlinium.
00:12:31We kept him at nerve-ending inflation.
00:12:33We simply wish to share our advanced technology.
00:12:36So to learn more,
00:12:37we tagged the best and brightest
00:12:39in your account on YouTube.
00:12:42Then Subject Warp went bad
00:12:44and ruined the whole study.
00:12:45He didn't ruin it.
00:12:47He just made it more interesting.
00:12:49Oh, you're so biased, Ian.
00:12:53And I think it was one of your best ideas ever, Epoch.
00:12:56Shifting our focus to the differences
00:12:58between good and evil.
00:13:00To find out if good is indeed better.
00:13:03Or if evil is.
00:13:06Which is my personal choice.
00:13:08Allow me to put the matter to rest.
00:13:11Good is better.
00:13:12That's why they call it good.
00:13:14Makes perfect sense to me.
00:13:16Oh, really?
00:13:17Well, let's take a look at a little contradictory evidence
00:13:20from their academy years.
00:13:42Ah!
00:13:54Buzz, you're leaking more power!
00:13:56I haven't.
00:13:57Why? You run for deceptive methods.
00:13:59Maybe.
00:14:01But I did win.
00:14:02I took out some of this universe.
00:14:04Not always.
00:14:06My strength's no matter.
00:14:08I'm better, thanks to my style.
00:14:11And I is.
00:14:16A round of beverages for every cadet.
00:14:18On me.
00:14:22Yesterday's poor choices
00:14:24are a down payment on today's problems.
00:14:27Another misguided leftism.
00:14:29Crime pays, and it pays big.
00:14:32Indeed.
00:14:33As we shall see.
00:14:35Notice how the lack of moral restraint
00:14:38allows Mr. Dark Matter to seize
00:14:40his damn profitable opportunities.
00:14:44Very profitable, I might add.
00:14:46That's how I can live in the last luxury
00:14:48on my own moon.
00:14:50You own that whole moon?
00:14:51Oh, and Summer Asteroid and the Hedron's home.
00:14:54If nothing else, Epoch,
00:14:55evil seems to be quite lucrative.
00:14:58But such wealth has no lasting pleasure.
00:15:00The wad is hard out in salaries.
00:15:05Is that the wad?
00:15:07I knew you'd see it my way.
00:15:09Evil is the greater power.
00:15:11We shall align with Emperor Verge.
00:15:13I am so disappointed with this outcome.
00:15:15You're making a big mistake.
00:15:17I don't care what your research shows,
00:15:19good will always triumph over evil.
00:15:22Are you finished with your unconvincing
00:15:24altruistic platitude?
00:15:27For the moment.
00:15:30My courage is the wind
00:15:32that moans him not.
00:15:35We shall now determine any biological differences
00:15:37between good and evil.
00:15:39Dissect the specimens.
00:15:42Find where your journey begins.
00:15:48Define your goal.
00:15:50Activating the laser scalpels.
00:15:53About time you woke up.
00:15:55I've been waiting here.
00:15:57We are stuck with some pain here.
00:16:01Look to the books!
00:16:04All right, thank you.
00:16:06Mr. Rich Evil Genius here
00:16:08is asking the good guy for help, huh?
00:16:10Well, maybe now you'll read
00:16:12my training manuals
00:16:14instead of roasting marshmallows over them.
00:16:16You just can't let that go, can you?
00:16:18For example,
00:16:20chapter one of discovering hidden escape options
00:16:23teaches you how to turn a negative
00:16:25into a positive.
00:16:30Gah!
00:16:38They're escaping!
00:16:40Where's the science?
00:16:41Say it to the good guy.
00:16:49Now what? They know us.
00:16:51They can guess exactly what we'll do.
00:16:53Then we'll do the unexpected
00:16:55and take the waste disposal tubes.
00:16:57That smells good, boys.
00:17:00Richard! Richard Tyler!
00:17:02What kind of a woodwork are the three?
00:17:04I don't know, Jim.
00:17:06Yuck! Sucker!
00:17:08Very funny like you!
00:17:10Here's my name!
00:17:12Oh, hey, hey, hey, look, look, look.
00:17:14The library card.
00:17:16Oh, baby, you're mine, man.
00:17:18You told me you were the customer.
00:17:21All I want to do is get out of here.
00:17:24Of course you do, lady.
00:17:26You know, I'm pretty sure they didn't see this coming.
00:17:28This would not have been my first choice.
00:17:36There's a hatch at the top.
00:17:38Squire's up there.
00:17:39Gladly.
00:17:41Are you sure you want to go out?
00:17:43You're making propellants.
00:17:45I guess that might not come back to haunt you.
00:17:51Reel us in, dark matter.
00:17:52This way.
00:17:54Hold on.
00:17:55Why don't we try that?
00:17:59Well, we're going to try something.
00:18:02How long do you think I'm going to remember?
00:18:05You and your lightning card.
00:18:07I mean, take it from me. Here.
00:18:08Here you go, lady.
00:18:12They're closing the airlock.
00:18:14That's the one there.
00:18:18Can we get going?
00:18:19Right here.
00:18:20There's another prisoner.
00:18:21It's scaling fast to get out there.
00:18:26Dark matter!
00:18:27What can I say, Lightyear?
00:18:29For me to win, you have to lose.
00:18:31After all, that's what really counts in this universe.
00:18:34Someday, maybe you'll realize that the universe is unimpressed.
00:18:38Ah, here we be.
00:18:4020,000 feet below us.
00:18:43So long, Lightyear.
00:18:46Come on!
00:18:48The escape effort of yours concludes our study.
00:18:50It was the final test.
00:18:52You knew we'd escape.
00:18:53Yet, and we knew, evil would triumph over good.
00:18:57I am so disappointed.
00:18:59Keep losing to him.
00:19:00Let me tell you something.
00:19:01You won't come out of the radiant explosion.
00:19:09Does this conscience have value?
00:19:11That's worth more than all the other bad things people like Warp could ever imagine.
00:19:18If it's not in his kingdom, he must have hidden his conscience.
00:19:23I enjoy grabbing me knife and messing up my pain.
00:19:25Take him back to the dissection table.
00:19:28Come on, Lightyear.
00:19:29I can't leave without you.
00:19:31Well, now doesn't this prove something, my little alien agitators?
00:19:35I'm fantasy.
00:19:36Warp did the right thing by listening to his conscience.
00:19:39I'm fantasy.
00:19:40Good does triumph over evil.
00:19:42Wrap it up, professor.
00:19:43This study is over.
00:19:44Let me suggest some reading materials for you.
00:19:47To infinity...
00:19:48and beyond!
00:19:50Well, time to submit our findings to the review board.
00:19:53Hopefully, we'll get a response.
00:19:55I'd like to get out of here.
00:19:57What's next, Deepak?
00:20:02You've got to get me out of here!
00:20:04Okay, let's go.
00:20:06Most females would be interesting.
00:20:08I heard something about men being from Mars and women being from Venus.
00:20:12Honey, you hit the wrong start.
00:20:13Let's do that.
00:20:14Close one.
00:20:17Hold on there, missus!
00:20:19The lad's with me!
00:20:22Stop looking at me like that.
00:20:24Inside that evil husk of a body, there's a good guy trying to get off.
00:20:30It's not. You came back.
00:20:32I'm glad you couldn't leave without me.
00:20:34Why won't you stop it, Tariq?
00:20:36Because I can't drive a stick.
00:20:39Do something!
00:20:40I mean, I can't get you to consider coming back to start with me.
00:20:44Start with you?
00:20:45Cool the warm fuzzies, Lightyear.
00:20:47There's no profit in the good fight.
00:20:49Unless you and me go back to our adversarial relationship where we go wrong, huh?
00:20:54Come on.
00:20:55Sure.
00:20:56You shrews never even seen the exit.
00:20:59More than you have, shorty.
00:21:00We could have stayed friends long enough for a ride home.
00:21:04Commander.
00:21:05Have my uniform ready and wait for Buzz Lightyear and back on duty.
00:21:09Good afternoon.
00:21:14She's always getting into trouble under the seat with Hal, Sebastian and Flounder.
00:21:18Dive in next with the Little Mermaid on Disney's Cinemagic.
00:21:34Buzz Lightyear!
00:21:39She's a bloody nightmare.
00:21:41Let's leave him.
00:21:43He doesn't even know where we are now.
00:21:45Bilgewater!
00:21:46Of course I know where we are.
00:21:47We're...
00:21:48Out at Baskervilles.
00:21:49Ha!
00:21:50We're in Baskervilles.
00:21:52Have a look-see.
00:21:53Hmm.
00:21:54Huh?
00:21:55Huh?
00:22:02Hey!
00:22:03This way!
00:22:04Through here!
00:22:05Nice doggie!
00:22:06Good doggie!
00:22:07Hurry!
00:22:08Wait!
00:22:09Wait for you!
00:22:21Oh, baby.
00:22:23Are we still in the library?
00:22:25Aye, lad.
00:22:26The horror section.
00:22:28It looks pretty scary.
00:22:30That it does.
00:22:31Just stick close to me and...
00:22:33And you got nothing to worry about.
00:22:37Uh-huh.
00:22:50There it is!
00:22:51The exit!
00:22:54Nope.
00:22:55That's another mirage.
00:23:01Looks like the only way to reach the exit is through that warehouse.
00:23:05No way I'm going in there.
00:23:07It's your only chance, boy.
00:23:09It's just a house.
00:23:11Yeah, but 70% of all accidents are household-related.
00:23:15Hmm.
00:23:22Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.
00:23:25Must be a duplex.
00:23:29Go ahead, maybe.
00:23:30I'm...
00:23:31I like the idea.
00:23:37Well, ring the bell?
00:23:45Whoa!
00:23:48Good catch!
00:23:49Here, take it.
00:23:51Isn't he sweet?
00:23:55I scared you.
00:23:57I'm sorry.
00:23:58You mustn't judge a book by its cover.
00:24:02Look, he's smiling.
00:24:06That's a smile?
00:24:07All right, tea time's over.
00:24:09Let's start navigating this house.
00:24:12No!
00:24:13No, wait!
00:24:14Don't go in there!
00:24:15It's scary inside.
00:24:18I ain't afraid of nothing!
00:24:20I'm afraid.
00:24:21Of what?
00:24:32I know how you feel.
00:24:34Horror always has sad endings.
00:24:38I come from a world of happy endings.
00:24:40Why don't you come with us?
00:24:42Yeah, and maybe you could help us through the house.
00:24:45Yeah, through the house.
00:24:48Think, think, think.
00:24:52You can do it.
00:24:54And so we will.
00:24:58Friend?
00:25:06Hi.
00:25:07Good morning.
00:25:13Come on.
00:25:27Hello?
00:25:30Anybody home?
00:25:43What was that?
00:25:48Nevermore!
00:25:50Get me out of here!
00:26:01May I assist you in some way?
00:26:07Hello there, Mr...
00:26:08Doctor.
00:26:09Doctor Jekyll.
00:26:13Well, sir, we did ring the bell.
00:26:17It's all my fault.
00:26:19I was trying to help them find their way to the other side of the house.
00:26:22The other side?
00:26:24My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.
00:26:30Danger?
00:26:31Even as we speak.
00:26:33Looking in this very room, waiting to strike our forces of evil.
00:26:40Evil?
00:26:46Wait for me! Wait for me!
00:26:53Every man is possessed of both good and evil.
00:27:01Yes.
00:27:03But enough of that.
00:27:04Anyone care for a drink?
00:27:07I'll pass.
00:27:08I don't know.
00:27:15I'll have a go with you, Doc.
00:27:21Say that! This is a man's drink.
00:27:25Can I have the olive?
00:27:30Now look what you've done!
00:27:38No! No! No!
00:28:08Dr. Jekyll? Dr. J?
00:28:12My name is...
00:28:15Mr. Hyde!
00:28:24Easy there!
00:28:39Here! Here!
00:28:44The stairs, ladies! The stairs!
00:28:49Help, bastards! Don't leave me!
00:28:52No way to treat a library book!
00:28:55Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
00:29:04Sanctuary!
00:29:06Honey, you got to help him!
00:29:08I... I can't.
00:29:14At least this wand is good for something.
00:29:23Come on!
00:29:26Which way?
00:29:27Down. Definitely down.
00:29:29Up. Up. Up. Definitely up.
00:29:31Up. Up. Up.
00:29:34Come on.
00:29:38Ooh.
00:29:52What's going on?
00:29:54Ghost stories.
00:30:02Get me out of here!
00:30:09Close the door!
00:30:14Down there? I... I can't.
00:30:18Come on, boy!
00:30:19Even books have spines.
00:30:21Come and turn!
00:30:23I can do this. I can do this.
00:30:26Whoa!
00:30:34Reach deep within yourself, Richard, and seize the courage.
00:30:43He did it! He did it!
00:30:45Yeah, boy!
00:30:46He did it!
00:30:52Wow.
00:30:56Ah. Ah.
00:31:04Do you smell it?
00:31:06Breathe it in, mateys.
00:31:13The land of adventure!
00:31:16Look! There's the exit!
00:31:26Ooh.
00:31:31Oh.
00:31:35Hey! Wait for me!
00:31:37Wow.
00:31:40Ha-ha-ha! Home sweet home!
00:31:45There's only room for one up here.
00:31:48Oh, boy.
00:31:50From now on, it'll be smooth sailing!
00:31:56What are you laughing at?
00:32:04A boat?
00:32:08Is it safe?
00:32:10I wrote the book on sailing.
00:32:12In fact, I am the book on sailing.
00:32:17I'm impressed.
00:32:21We're sinking! We're going down!
00:32:23We're going down!
00:32:24Somebody do something!
00:32:33Shut off, lads!
00:32:41Jeez. The water looks kind of choppy.
00:32:44Maybe we should have stayed back there, where it was safe.
00:32:54It's Captain Ahab, it is.
00:33:00Another guy with a pig leg.
00:33:02Mm-hmm. Seems to be a fashion statement around here.
00:33:06Did you see it?
00:33:08See what?
00:33:09The devil of the deep.
00:33:12Hmm?
00:33:13Moby Dick!
00:33:23There she blows!
00:33:29I grin at thee, thou grinning...
00:33:34He's possessed!
00:33:35He's insane!
00:33:37He my kind of guy.
00:33:43He's headed straight for them!
00:33:46Thou damned...
00:33:49Thus, I give up...
00:33:53Ah!
00:33:59So you think I scared it?
00:34:02He shouldn't swim right after eating, you know.
00:34:04He'd get cramps.
00:34:06Where did he go?
00:34:12What? What's happening?
00:34:15Mother, help!
00:34:24Ah!
00:34:26Row! Row for your lives!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:36Whee!
00:34:37Whee!
00:34:38Whee!
00:34:40Whee!
00:34:52Guys!
00:34:53Where are you?
00:34:59Ah!
00:35:01Ah!
00:35:06Adventure?
00:35:08Why am I ever glad to see you?
00:35:15All right! All right!
00:35:18Where's horror?
00:35:20And fantasy?
00:35:27Where are they?
00:35:32I searched for them much as I could, maid.
00:35:34I'm afraid...
00:35:35I'm afraid they've gone below with Davy Jones.
00:35:39No! It can't be!
00:35:49You guys are the only friends I've ever had.
00:35:56She's a cruel sea lad.
00:35:59Hmm?
00:36:01They gotta be out there.
00:36:04Horror!
00:36:07Fantasy!
00:36:11Sharks!
00:36:15We may be joining them.
00:36:20Hey, look!
00:36:23Help! Help!
00:36:24Over here!
00:36:25Over here!
00:36:26Careful, maid.
00:36:27Not all sharks are in the water.
00:36:29Get us out of here!
00:36:32This way! Help!
00:36:40It's a good thing you guys came along.
00:36:44We're missing two others.
00:36:45About his size.
00:36:46Did you see him?
00:36:47He's all the catch we've had today.
00:36:55Ha ha ha ha!
00:36:58Hmm?
00:37:24I knew it! It's him!
00:37:27The meanest, black-hearted pirate that ever sailed the seven seas!
00:37:31Long John Silver!
00:37:39Just set your keel down, maid.
00:37:41John Silver's expecting live company.
00:37:57Give the word, Captain Silver, sir.
00:37:59And I'll show you the color of his insides.
00:38:02Red! Red! They're red!
00:38:05Store your cutlass, Tom Morgan.
00:38:08I want a better look at his outsides first.
00:38:11Long John Silver.
00:38:13I'll add the very same.
00:38:15Well, seeing as how we've been plucked you out of the water like a drowning field rat,
00:38:21you'll be joining our happy family as our new cabin boy.
00:38:28Thanks, but I already have a family.
00:38:30I really should be getting home now.
00:38:33Oh, I think you are home.
00:38:37John Silver!
00:38:38Touch one hair on that boy's head and you'll be answering to me!
00:38:44Welcome aboard, matey!
00:38:52You wouldn't happen to be going after me treasure, would you now?
00:38:57You ain't got any treasure worth going after!
00:39:00No treasure!
00:39:02No treasure!
00:39:03Lies! Lies! All of it!
00:39:06There's legit treasure for all of you! Search him!
00:39:09The boy, too.
00:39:12Here!
00:39:20I won't stand for this! Put me down!
00:39:22Boy, looky here! Here he be, Captain!
00:39:25What might this here be?
00:39:28Money! It's yours! Keep it!
00:39:30Money, he says! Keep it, he says!
00:39:37Library cards.
00:39:39Library cards?
00:39:40Cabin boy don't need no library card.
00:39:47There goes my ticket outta here!
00:39:49Land ho!
00:39:53Land ho!
00:39:58There she be, mateys! Treasure Island!
00:40:10Treasure Island
00:40:18Steer your toes, mate. When they go for the gold, we'll make our break.
00:40:21Treasure squawking!
00:40:23Look to the map. What's it say?
00:40:26It's, uh, in the middle, by the waterfall.
00:40:30No, it's east, by some broccoli.
00:40:33Give me that!
00:40:34Broccoli?
00:40:35Oh, you huffwits, it's west by a tree!
00:40:38Gold! East by broccoli. Broccoli on the tree.
00:40:42Got it!
00:40:48What sort of way is that for bones to lie?
00:40:51It ain't natural.
00:40:53This island's haunted. It's a curse, it is!
00:40:57You old yellow dogs, open your eyes!
00:41:00The bones has the compass pointing the way to the doubloons!
00:41:06Whee!
00:41:13It's gone!
00:41:15Dig deeper, boys!
00:41:17I say dig deeper! Find the treasure!
00:41:21One gold piece! This is your treasure, is it?
00:41:26Now, let's kill him and eat his...
00:41:29Stand by for trouble.
00:41:31We might've known you'd double-cross us!
00:41:36Throw down your weapons, John Silver!
00:41:39Why, you pack of back-biting dogs!
00:41:43You'll be regretting this, George Murray!
00:41:46Save your speeches!
00:41:48Dead men don't bite!
00:41:54Sick, teary men on a dead man's stomach!
00:41:59No, no! Chest, chest!
00:42:01Chest, chest!
00:42:06And a bottle of rum!
00:42:09Evil spirits!
00:42:12Take cover!
00:42:16Horror, you're alive!
00:42:19Not for long!
00:42:22Oh!
00:42:34Fantasy!
00:42:36Naturally.
00:42:38Well, who were you expecting, honey?
00:42:40The Tooth Fairy?
00:42:42Get them!
00:42:44At last, a good fight!
00:42:52Huh?
00:43:03Ow!
00:43:04Run!
00:43:14You little crap!
00:43:17Get the boat, boy! We're gonna be shoving off!
00:43:21I'm not going with you!
00:43:23The sword, honey! Get the sword!
00:43:25Don't even think it, boy!
00:43:28You ain't got the heart!
00:43:35Stay back!
00:43:37Now, this makes it a fair fight!
00:43:40That's right! I'm talking to you, bird!
00:43:44Blast there, laddie!
00:43:46Somebody could get hurt with that blade you got there!
00:43:49Be careful, master!
00:43:51Get the boat!
00:43:53Easy now, matey. Easy. I'm going.
00:43:57Right, y'all. Into the boat. Aye, aye.
00:44:01You be a hard lad, Richard Tyler.
00:44:05Shit.
00:44:11Good sailing to you, shipmate.
00:44:14Fifteen men on a dead man's chest.
00:44:18Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
00:44:23Way to go, honey!
00:44:27Oh, I wish my dad could have seen me.
00:44:30Boy, I thought you two were goners.
00:44:33We almost were.
00:44:35Until this enchanting fellow discovered he could float.
00:44:38It hollowed.
00:44:43Who's there?
00:44:45Adventure!
00:44:46Adventure who?
00:44:47What do you mean, adventure who?
00:44:49Open up, Lannister door, you dog-eater!
00:44:55Perfect timing.
00:44:58I was just thanking these guys for saving us.
00:45:02I could have taken a lot of them with one hand tied behind me back.
00:45:06It's just his way of saying thanks.
00:45:12You're welcome!
00:45:18Ahoy, matey! Aye, we're zusty, adventurous men.
00:45:23Go away. You don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:26I know I'm not your favorite kind of book.
00:45:29But I could be just like you.
00:45:31You'll never be adventure.
00:45:33You ain't got the spine for it.
00:45:35And take that stupid thing off!
00:45:38Sorry.
00:45:40Nobody thinks he can be a pirate.
00:45:57Seize the courage, Richard.
00:45:59Then you will reach the exit.
00:46:02I'll never get home.
00:46:05You did good, honey.
00:46:09I lost the library card.
00:46:11I can't check anybody out.
00:46:13We'll never get to the exit now.
00:46:15Honey, never say never around fantasy.
00:46:19Because sometimes you've got to fight to make a wish come true.
00:46:23So come on. Don't quit on me now.
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:30That crazy hunchbook.
00:46:32You don't see me pretending to be horror.
00:46:45Why are you sitting around like a bunch of old wenches at tea time?
00:46:49Take one.
00:46:53That one.
00:46:56My library card.
00:46:58Wrestle it away from three sharks who was eyeing it for breakfast.
00:47:01And no small threat to me life, neither.
00:47:05Where's horror?
00:47:07Wasn't he with you?
00:47:09He was, but he, uh, I mean, I sort of, uh, he, uh...
00:47:13What did you say to him now?
00:47:15Well, I, uh, I just, uh, uh...
00:47:18I'll go find him.
00:47:21Yeah, you better go find him.
00:47:23And be quick about it.
00:47:26Horror!
00:47:29Horror!
00:47:32Horror!
00:47:34Horror.
00:47:45Hang on, mate! I'm coming!
00:47:51You're lucky I was published with a thick eyed!
00:48:00Come back, you jellyfish!
00:48:08Speak to me, mate.
00:48:11Ye had a good heart.
00:48:14And ye was braver than ye knew.
00:48:18I'd walk the plank if I thought it would bring you back.
00:48:24That's beautiful.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29This is too cute.
00:48:32Are you okay?
00:48:34Thanks to my friend here.
00:48:41Did you see that?
00:48:43See what?
00:48:44My wand! It's blinking!
00:48:46That can only mean one thing.
00:48:48The exit!
00:48:49Check out a happy ending.
00:49:00Let's go. Come on.
00:49:03Are you sure that swizzle stick of yours is working right?
00:49:07Hmm. I don't know.
00:49:09Maybe we should test it.
00:49:17You've gone overboard, missus!
00:49:38Whatever you imagine
00:49:43Is where your heart can go
00:49:48There are worlds filled with treasure
00:49:51Time without measure
00:49:53To learn whatever you may need to know
00:50:02Imagine you and I
00:50:07Look! Mother Goose!
00:50:09Hey, girl!
00:50:11And leave all our doubts and fears
00:50:16Behind
00:50:18Hello, my little baby.
00:50:20You'll see that's just what can happen
00:50:25If you look inside your mind
00:50:29There's no limit to the wonders you can find
00:50:39Whatever you imagine
00:50:44Can make your life brand new
00:50:49There are miracles waiting
00:50:52So keep concentrating
00:50:55And I promise you that if you do
00:51:03Whatever you imagine can come true
00:51:10Wait for me!
00:51:15Hey, slide!
00:51:17That's my favorite cat!
00:51:21Hey! Don't go up there!
00:51:23What's the matter?
00:51:24Is adventure afraid to go in?
00:51:27What? I live for moments like this!
00:51:33Yeah!
00:51:41Look! There it is! The exit!
00:51:50My sword!
00:52:02Earthquake!
00:52:33No!
00:52:46Quick! Find page 1001!
00:52:51Arabian Nights?
00:52:52That's it!
00:52:58Get the boy!
00:53:03No!
00:53:15Come on! The exit's up there!
00:53:32No!
00:53:34We're gonna make it!
00:53:36Hooray! We're gonna make it!
00:53:38My wand!
00:53:41Oh, baby. I wish that hadn't happened.
00:54:03Come on, guys! The exit!
00:54:08This way, guys!
00:54:21No!
00:54:25We're almost there!
00:54:33Whoa!
00:54:39We made it!
00:54:44Guys?
00:54:50This dragon is history!
00:54:52Don't try to stop me!
00:54:56Be careful.
00:55:03Hmm.
00:55:06You really are a classic.
00:55:08What's your name?
00:55:14Oh, my goodness!
00:55:21How would you like to curl up with a good book?
00:55:26Oh, me binding!
00:55:28In your dreams!
00:55:33Adventure! Up here!
00:55:36Go on, lad! Save yourself!
00:55:39You think a bag of hot air is enough to stop me?
00:55:43Dragon? He's more like a dragon flying!
00:55:47Look out!
00:56:02Happy birthday!
00:56:22Hang on, guys! I'm coming!
00:56:27A sword!
00:56:33Ah!
00:56:47Yes!
00:56:51Have no fear! There is a canister!
00:56:55Ha-ha! That's it, boy! Go for the desert!
00:57:00Bite him! Bite him!
00:57:15Watch out for his tail!
00:57:17Dig him! You got him on the run!
00:57:19Oh, my God!
00:57:30Oh, I'm not scared of you!
00:57:54Oh, no! I'm in a...
00:57:59I gotta get out of here.
00:58:07Fantasy wand!
00:58:14This is not good. Definitely not good at all.
00:58:18Uh-oh.
00:58:20Look to the books. Look to the books.
00:58:23Look to the books. Look to the books.
00:58:27Alice in Wonderland.
00:58:31Ah! Wet fire heads!
00:58:33Sheesh!
00:58:41Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:58:43Yeah, this is it!
00:58:56I hate heights!
00:59:06My dream!
00:59:08It's mine!
00:59:13Come on, guys!
00:59:27Ah!
00:59:34Are you all right?
00:59:36Master.
00:59:37What?
00:59:38Master, you saved us!
00:59:41And you did, matey.
00:59:44I was so worried.
00:59:49Baby, you're the greatest.
00:59:56Come on.
01:00:22Who's there?
01:00:26The page master.
01:00:29Hey, how'd you get here?
01:00:32Quit it! We're in the presence of the page master.
01:00:36I know who he is.
01:00:38He's the guy who did all this to me.
01:00:41Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:00:43Tell me.
01:00:45I was nearly torn apart by a crazy doctor.
01:00:49I was made a slave by a bunch of mangy pirates.
01:00:52And eaten, got that?
01:00:54Eaten by a fire-breathing dragon.
01:00:57He don't mean it, my page master.
01:00:59He don't mean it.
01:01:01Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death.
01:01:08Yet you stand before me?
01:01:11Well, yeah.
01:01:14Think, boy!
01:01:16What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with a turn of the page?
01:01:29You prevailed over evil.
01:01:34Ah, you looked moby-dick in the eye, boy.
01:01:40Ah, you had pirate stuff, me lad.
01:01:44And don't no one speak any different.
01:01:48If I had brought you here from the start, you never would have found the courage to face your own fears.
01:02:04And in doing so, you triumphed here.
01:02:08And always.
01:02:14Hey, that's me.
01:02:16That was you.
01:02:19I'm ready to go home now.
01:02:24I mean, we're ready.
01:02:32The world awaits.
01:02:35Godspeed to you, boy!
01:02:37Wait for me!
01:02:40No!
01:02:42Wait!
01:02:53No!
01:03:09No!
01:03:18You took quite a spill, young man.
01:03:21Huh?
01:03:25Are you all right?
01:03:28Come on.
01:03:36Careful, you'll slip again!
01:03:42Hey, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
01:03:45Wait! I forgot something.
01:03:49Here.
01:03:52I'm afraid you can only check out two.
01:03:57Horror? I promised him.
01:04:01You promised who?
01:04:04Look, I need just this once.
01:04:07Shh!
01:04:09I have a talent for guessing what people need.
01:04:14Just this once.
01:04:21Shh!
01:04:51Huh?
01:05:14Yes!
01:05:17Yeah, man! That was great.
01:05:20Good. That was definitely good.
01:05:27I can't imagine where he could be.
01:05:29Maybe we should call the police.
01:05:31Ellen!
01:05:35He's home!
01:05:41Ellen.
01:05:43It's impossible.
01:05:45It's impossible.
01:05:55Rich?
01:06:09We probably should put him in his bed.
01:06:11Let's let him sleep up here tonight.
01:06:15Mm-hmm.
01:06:28I love you, Richie.
01:06:46Good night, son.
01:06:59It's dark out here.
01:07:01I wish there was a night light.
01:07:04Honey, wish granted.
01:07:08Ooh.
01:07:16Breathe it in, mateys.
01:07:19This be the land of adventure.
01:07:21You can lay to that.
01:07:30Come here, handsome. Why are you crying?
01:07:33Because I have friends.
01:07:39That you do, matey.
01:07:42Aye, that you do.
01:07:47You know what would make this a happy ending?
01:07:50A kiss.
01:07:52Okay.
01:07:57I meant from her!
01:08:03I love you.
01:08:34When you find
01:08:37Too many troubles on your mind
01:08:41And feel just like
01:08:44There's no escape
01:08:48And it seems your heart's forgotten
01:08:51How to believe
01:08:54Turn a page in your soul
01:08:58There's a place you can go
01:09:02Close your eyes and let your heart
01:09:06Fly free, my dear
01:09:10Dream away, dream away
01:09:14Let imagination light your way
01:09:18Take you as far as your heart can see
01:09:23Dream, dream away
01:09:27Dream away, dream away
01:09:31To a place where hope is shining
01:09:36Find your silver lining, son
01:09:40Everything you need
01:09:43Is just a dream away
01:09:50Ooh, ooh, ooh
01:09:55Remember when
01:09:58A dream could take you anywhere
01:10:02Just a wish
01:10:05Anything could be
01:10:08When the farthest star was one more star you could reach
01:10:15Take a look in your heart
01:10:18Cause that's where dreams always start
01:10:23Anything is real if you just believe
01:10:28Believe, believe, oh
01:10:31Dream away, dream away
01:10:35Let imagination light your way
01:10:39Take you as far as your heart can see
01:10:44Dream, dream away
01:10:48Dream away
01:10:51To a place where hope is shining
01:10:55Find your silver lining
01:10:59Everything you need
01:11:01Everything is just a dream away
01:11:07All it takes is faith to make your dreams come true
01:11:14And somewhere in this world there'll be somebody to
01:11:19Share your dreams with you
01:11:33Oh yeah, oh yeah
01:11:37Dream away, dream away
01:11:41Let imagination light your way
01:11:45Take you as far as your heart can see
01:11:50Dream, dream away
01:11:54Dream away
01:11:57To a place where hope is shining
01:12:01Find your silver lining
01:12:05Everything you need
01:12:08Is just a dream
01:12:12Just a dream
01:12:17Away
01:12:39Whatever You Imagine
01:12:54Whatever you imagine
01:12:59Can one day come to be
01:13:04There are dreams to awaken
01:13:07Roads to be taken
01:13:10Follow them and they will set you free
01:13:18Whatever you imagine
01:13:23Is where your heart can go
01:13:28There are worlds filled with treasure
01:13:31Time without measure
01:13:33To learn whatever you may need to know
01:13:42Imagine that you and I
01:13:47Could fly past the sun
01:13:51And leave all our doubts and fears
01:13:56Behind us
01:14:00You see that's just what can happen
01:14:05If you look inside your mind
01:14:09There's no limit to
01:14:12The wonders you can find
01:14:19Whatever you imagine
01:14:24Can make your life brand new
01:14:29There are miracles waiting
01:14:32So keep concentrating
01:14:35And I promise you that if you do
01:14:43Whatever you imagine can come true
01:15:00Whatever you imagine
01:15:05Can make your life brand new
01:15:09There are miracles waiting
01:15:12So keep concentrating
01:15:15And I promise you that if you do
01:15:21Whatever you imagine
01:15:26And I promise you that if you do
01:15:34Whatever you imagine will come true