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BARBRA STREISAND — Special Appearance with Linda Richman (Mike Myers) – (Act II) — (“Live”) ● (from “BARBRA — THE CONCERT”) by Barbra Streisand ● LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND ● DECEMBER 31, 1993 / JANUARY 1, 1994  Starring: Barbra Streisand  Act II  BARBRA STREISAND - THE CONCERT | LIVE AT THE MGM GRAND | DECEMBER 31, 1993/ JANUARY 1, 1994  Directed by Barbra Streisand  Music Supervision: JAY LANDERS  DVD 5.1 Mix by BILL SCHNEE  Technical Consultant: KOJI EGAWA  5.1 Surround Sound & Stereo Audio Mastered by VLADO MELLER  Audio Post by PAUL FUREDI DVD Menus by SONY MUSIC  CREATIVE SERVICES DVD DESIGN AND PRODUCTION GROUP  Photography: FIROOZ ZAHEDI, SPIKE NANNARELLO  CMV ®  COLUMBIA MUSIC VIDEO DVD VIDEO  DD DOLBY DIGITAL LC 00162  SMV ENTERPRISES © 2004 Sony Entertainment Inc./"Columbia" is the exclusive trademark of Sony Entertainment Inc./"CMV" and design, are trademark of Sony Entertainment Inc./ All Rights Reserved./ COL. 202344 9 - 2023449000 Picture format: 16:9 Concert Master: Ralph Morrison  RHYTHM SECTION Drums - Jon Robinson  Piano/Keyboards - Randy Waldman  Music Programmrs Synclavier - Simon Frangler  Bass - Neil Stubenhaus  Linda Richman Performers by MIKE MYERS  Characterization Courtesy of Lorne Michaels & NBC Productions, Inc.  Audio - Ed Greene  Video - Keith Winikoff, John B. Field  Editor - Bruce Motyer  Technical Manager - Terry Adams  Stage Managers - Garry Hood, Dency Nelson Running Time Approximately: 7:32

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00:00You like my suit? You like my suit? Do you like my suit, really? Good. It's a variation

00:15of the one I wore at the inaugural gala, if any of you saw that. Except that one was in

00:22great pinstripe. Now I don't know if any of you read about this, but that outfit, not

00:28this one yet, was really attacked. In my favorite newspaper, the New York Times, on

00:34my favorite page, the op-ed page, this woman writer, who shall be nameless, called it a

00:41get-up. Called this outfit a get-up. That sent the wrong message.

00:49Barbara! Barbara! Don't listen to that woman.

00:53Huh? Excuse me?

00:55Barbara!

00:56Who's saying that? Where are you? Can you put a light on?

00:58Can you put a light on, please? Where? Where? I can't. What? Who? Who's talking?

01:03Come over here. Look at me.

01:05Barbara, come on.

01:07Barbara!

01:11Don't listen to that meshugganah woman.

01:15Don't listen to that meshugganah woman.

01:17She called the suit a get-up.

01:19Dolly Parton wears get-ups.

01:23What you are wearing, my dear, is a work of art.

01:26Listen, exactly.

01:30You're Barbara Jones Streisand. You've got enough on your head.

01:34Aren't you the lady from Coffee Talk, from Saturday Night Live?

01:38Yes, that's right.

01:39Linda Richman!

01:40Yes, that's right.

01:41Linda Richman!

01:42Yes, yes, yes.

01:43Listen, I want to thank you, because you've been very supportive to me, and I really appreciate it.

01:46Okay, whatever. Okay.

01:49You really have.

01:50Yes. I'm just so glad you didn't pay any attention to her, and you made the same suit in white.

01:54With beads, Taka.

01:56Beautiful.

01:57Well, come up. Come up on stage.

01:59I think the people would really like that.

02:01Come on.

02:02Are you serious?

02:03I'm serious. I'm serious.

02:04Oh, my God. Are you serious?

02:06Oh, yeah. Come on.

02:07Don't toy with me. I'm not a plaything.

02:11Oh, my God.

02:12Linda, please. Come on.

02:14This is just like when Merv Griffin used to invite Mrs. Miller up from the audience.

02:18Oh, my God.

02:19It's better. It's like butter. Come on.

02:21Oh, my God.

02:22Come on.

02:23Come on.

02:24Oh, my God.

02:25Oh, I'm dying.

02:26I'm going to be on stage with Barbara Streisand.

02:28God, don't strike me dead before I get up there.

02:32Kathy Lee, eat your heart out.

02:36Oh, my God.

02:40There she is.

02:41Look at that.

02:42Oh, my God.

02:45You're small.

02:46You're so little.

02:48I don't understand.

02:49I could use your leg as a toothpick.

02:50Oh, no, no.

02:51You just used to be big, 40 feet high on those screens.

02:53I'm a little person.

02:55I'm on stage with Barbara Streisand.

02:57I can't believe that you're here.

02:58I'm starting to get a little verklempt.

03:03I'm verklempt.

03:05No, no. Wait a minute.

03:06Don't you get verklempt on me.

03:08Oh, great.

03:09Now I'm getting verklempt.

03:14Talk amongst yourselves.

03:22I'll give you a topic.

03:23Wait a minute.

03:24The Prince of Tides is neither about princes nor tides.

03:28Discuss.

03:35I feel better now, do you?

03:36As do I.

03:37Good.

03:38By the way, I just want you to know that I canceled some very important elective surgery to be here tonight.

03:44You look absolutely great.

03:46I love that top.

03:48I got a little tooth stuff for you.

03:50But me, what about you?

03:51You look stunning.

03:52Oh, thank you.

03:53Doesn't she?

03:54Oh, my God.

03:57Look at you.

03:59Look at you.

04:00They do that in Queens.

04:01They do that in Brooklyn, too.

04:02Oh, my God, girlfriend.

04:03Yes.

04:04Look at those legs.

04:05They're like butter.

04:07Like two sticks of butter lashed together in a rough-hewn manner.

04:11And that cleavage, I tell you, it's like two tubs of beautiful whipped butter unfolded, I might add.

04:16Look at that.

04:17I should have that cleavage.

04:19I look at you and I think, I can't believe it's not butter.

04:24Now, Linda, stop, because all this flattery is giving me spilkas in my genetika zoink, you know?

04:30So you don't think I'm sending the wrong message.

04:32Oh, message, message.

04:34What's with that woman?

04:35She must be some weird miskind.

04:37Able-boodled in the cappy.

04:39How dare she write those things about you, and I quote,

04:42This was a mixed metaphor.

04:44A woman letting us know that underneath her peek-a-boo power suit,

04:48underneath all her bravado and accomplishments,

04:51she is still an accessible femme fatale.

04:54Yeah.

04:55She thought she was insulting me.

04:56I took it as a compliment.

04:58Now, is that crazy, right?

05:01I'm very impressed that you remember every word.

05:04How come?

05:05It's stuck in my gederim like last year's gedempt.

05:08I mean to make such a big whoop over a suit.

05:11Suit. Oh, I love the way you do that.

05:13Suit.

05:14It has two syllables. Suit.

05:16Suit. It's a diphthong.

05:18Listen, I'm in very good company, though.

05:20I'm in very good company.

05:21What do you mean?

05:22Because, I don't know if you saw this, but just the other week,

05:25in the same paper, our First Lady, Hillary Rodham Clinton,

05:30was accused of sending the wrong message, this is really true,

05:33for some beautiful pictures that she took in Vogue.

05:35God forbid a woman should be attractive as well as smart.

05:38Smart with two syllables.

05:43Let me tell you.

05:45Let me tell you, we're all in this estrogen boat together.

05:48I agree.

05:50For one woman to attack another woman is shameful.

05:53For one woman to attack Barbra Streisand is a shunder for the neighbors.

05:57You should be my agent.

05:58You should be my agent.

06:09Exactly.

06:12Exactly.

06:14Exactly.

06:19Listen, you have a show to do.

06:21Yes, I do.

06:22Let me tell you, the tickets weren't cheap.

06:25That was a beautiful dollar I spent on this.

06:27A beautiful dollar.

06:29A beautiful dollar.

06:30Thank you so much for coming up here.

06:31You are so adorable.

06:33Oh, start.

06:36One last request.

06:37What?

06:38Can I touch you?

06:39Where?

06:41Nothing medical.

06:43Those hands.

06:45Those hands are like butter.

06:47Oh my God.

06:48What kind of hand cream do you use?

06:50Land O'Lakes.

06:52Evidently.

06:53Now I can die.

06:54Not before you leave the stage.

06:56Please.

06:57I can die.

06:58Thanks for coming up.

06:59I love your spread in Architectural Digest.

07:01Your deco house is to die for.

07:03It's not too unapologetic.

07:04You have excellent taste.

07:06You should be the Secretary of the Interior.

07:08I love you, Barbra.

07:10Oh my God.

07:12Linda, thank you so much.

07:14Don't die.

07:20Ladies and gentlemen, Linda Richman.

07:22She's adorable.

07:25So cute.

07:30Now I can sing again.

BARBRA STREISAND — Special Appearance with Linda Richman (Mike Myers)

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