伊集院光＆佐久間宣行の勝手にテレ東批評 2024年8月24日 明石家さんまが40年ぶりにテレ東に来る！？
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00:00When I was looking at the timetable, I thought I messed up a bit.
00:05I forgot that there was an Olympics, so I forgot to make it the final episode.
00:08Oh!
00:10I made a lot of normal episodes, so I thought I took a break.
00:14No, no, no.
00:16I was like, oh no, everyone was making it the final episode.
00:18I just realized.
00:19Should I stop fighting?
00:21You can say that.
00:23From the point of view of the people who are working hard to make the show,
00:27it may feel like I'm missing something.
00:30But I'm looking forward to it more than I expected.
00:33In the late-night show, we usually shoot the final episode.
00:37But it's difficult.
00:38Yeah, it's the final episode.
00:40The final episode of the Akiyama location map is...
00:44How should I put it?
00:45It's a show where the cut and cut scenes are in one place.
00:48It's a show that uses everything that happened.
00:51The quality doesn't drop that much, does it?
00:54The number of episodes in the final episode increases,
00:57and the number of new fans in the final episode increases.
01:01It's the first time I've ever seen it as a digest.
01:03I see, I see.
01:04People who have seen it so far may not have seen it.
01:06First of all, this corner.
01:08Time Table Review!
01:14Here are the timetables from August 19th to August 25th.
01:20What I saw was Ijuin and Bakarizm.
01:23Bakarizm was the MC, and Ijuin was on the show.
01:25There was a show called, I just measured a little.
01:29It's a show where you measure everything.
01:31The first story is...
01:32I laughed a little, but...
01:34I measured the order in which I should eat to get the basics of biking.
01:40And then I measured it in the order I ate it.
01:42Normally, when you eat vegetables, you're on a diet.
01:45That's right, that's right.
01:46You say that, don't you?
01:48But if you do that, you'll get full if you eat too much.
01:52Eat vegetables that you can eat without chewing.
01:56It's pretty specialized.
01:58If you look at it closely, you'll get full, so you have to bring it in little by little.
02:02To eat a lot of biking.
02:04If you bring it in and clear it, you won't be able to eat it anymore.
02:08I still want a little bit.
02:10You can eat it.
02:12You can go in all directions.
02:14If you want to buy an elephant at a shop,
02:16You can strengthen or make a shop.
02:19You can measure how much money it costs.
02:23The furthest distance you can see in Mt. Fuji.
02:25I think you can see it all the way to Wakayama.
02:27That's interesting.
02:29You can do a lot of things with the theme of measuring.
02:31You're good at making parts, too.
02:33That's right.
02:34The package is beautiful.
02:36It was a show with Wakarizm's Esprit.
02:40Here's the next corner.
02:42It's a TV show we're doing right now.
02:48Here's the show we're doing today.
02:50Drink in the dictionary of Akira Kawashima, which is currently on air.
02:54Well, that means it's the same as last week.
02:58Continued.
02:59That person will talk and go home.
03:01I've been doing it with Ravi for a week.
03:03He'll come back again.
03:05Who would believe that as a child now?
03:08So let's get started.
03:10Let's welcome today's guest, Akira Kawashima.
03:16Thank you for having me this week.
03:18You're going to talk about drinking in the dictionary.
03:22It's really simple.
03:23The title says it all.
03:25Let's all pick a dictionary.
03:27Let's find words we're not used to in the dictionary.
03:29Let's all share the meaning.
03:31Let's talk about the words we can drink on the spot.
03:34It's my ideal show.
03:38I'm really going to drink.
03:39I'm really going to get drunk.
03:40I'm going to go this far.
03:41No matter how busy Hoshiki is, he only drinks in the dictionary.
03:44After that, he's going to have a party.
03:47No way.
03:48Akira Kawashima is in charge of that.
03:50I'm doing the show in the morning.
03:53I drink on weekdays.
03:55But I drink in the dictionary on Tuesdays.
03:59I'm always drunk on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
04:02I'm not in good shape on Wednesdays when I'm with Rabbit.
04:06I understand how he feels.
04:08I have to work.
04:11I don't go to parties.
04:13But I have to go to a party.
04:15I have to go.
04:16You have to explode with this feeling and switch to the next day.
04:20Otherwise, it's not fair.
04:22You should change that.
04:24You should change this.
04:26After the party, I did a lot of old-fashioned quiz.
04:30What is an old-fashioned quiz?
04:33Mr. Kawashima said,
04:35Do you know the head language of the old-fashioned quiz?
04:40We have to guess the answer.
04:43Wait a minute.
04:44Are you a college student?
04:46It's like a drinking game.
04:48If you get the correct answer, you can drink in the old-fashioned quiz.
04:52I want to drink in the old-fashioned quiz.
04:55You don't have to appear in the video.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:59If you drink in the old-fashioned quiz, you don't have to appear in the video.
05:02I want to drink in the old-fashioned quiz.
05:04I want to tell you the fun of drinking in the old-fashioned quiz.
05:07Have you ever heard of such a word?
05:10Udonge.
05:12Udonge?
05:13Udonge of flower of Udonge?
05:14That's right.
05:15People say Udonge when they say Kagerou no Tamago.
05:19That's why you know the meaning.
05:23That's amazing.
05:26If you know the meaning, it's boring.
05:29If you don't know the meaning, it's boring.
05:34You don't know the meaning, but you're in a hurry.
05:37Udonge goes to the noodles.
05:41That's right.
05:42Udonge goes to the noodles.
05:44I'm not feeling well, so I'll bring something Udonge.
05:49Something Udonge?
05:51Udonge.
05:53You don't use Udonge, do you?
05:55To be honest, I don't know any of them.
05:59Ottorigatana?
06:01I don't know.
06:02Ottorigatana?
06:03Ottorigatana.
06:04My grandfather's...
06:08What is it?
06:09It's a white thing that has been passed down for generations.
06:12It's Ottorigatana.
06:14It's like a judge's disqualification.
06:17It's 3,000 yen.
06:19It doesn't taste good.
06:23It's a pity.
06:25It's like running to the judge with an Ottorigatana.
06:27Yes, it's like that.
06:29It's like a drama.
06:31You're in a hurry, you're late, you're late, you're walking with bread in your mouth.
06:34That's Ottoripan.
06:36In our case, it's like Ottori-what?
06:38It's like Ottori-smartphone.
06:39For now, we'll just hold the smartphone.
06:41I see.
06:42I'm wondering what it is.
06:43I'm drinking it in my dictionary.
06:45I want to get out of here.
06:47It's a mission.
06:51You're drinking it now, right?
06:53It's an interesting program.
06:54In the second half of the show, everyone had a lot of fun.
06:58I was wondering who would be the most delicious.
07:02It's been flowing for a long time.
07:04It's been flowing for a long time.
07:05The signboard of an eel restaurant is an eel.
07:07That's right.
07:08But it looks delicious just by looking at it.
07:10It's solid, but it's a little eel.
07:13I feel like I'm using a good eel here.
07:16While eating, the sheep in the land changed its fin beautifully and failed.
07:21That's a good story.
07:25Sanma is rare in the TV tower.
07:27It's finally been 40 years.
07:30I was out of the show.
07:32He said it himself.
07:35I met you and I'm Disney gorgeous.
07:38It's been a long time since I've been on TV, so can I say hello to you?
07:42Before that, please come here.
07:45At 6.30 p.m. tonight, Asako, Rino, and Anna travel for 50,000 yen.
07:51Ito Asako and Katase Rino, who love alcohol, spend 50,000 yen on a two-day trip.
08:00This time, Anna Murashige will be a guest and go to Hokkaido in summer.
08:05Cheers!
08:08Hurry up!
08:11Will it be a goal?
08:16Wow!
08:17It's so beautiful!
08:19At 6.30 p.m. tonight, Asako, Rino, and Anna travel for 50,000 yen.
08:24They are excited in Hokkaido in summer.
08:26The king is coming! The king is gone!
08:30Please say hello to me.
08:32Boi, boi, boi, boi, boi, boi.
08:37The New World Dictionary has a strong narrative.
08:41It says food is called bibi and food can be eaten.
08:47I found a strange place.
08:49This is Majiru and Murakami.
08:51Murakami found it and said,
08:53Let's see if the New World Dictionary says bibi.
08:58But the New World Dictionary doesn't say eel.
09:00It's surprising.
09:02But Hokkigai says bibi.
09:05It's strange.
09:06It's strange.
09:07And they are divided into groups.
09:10I had the same problem.
09:12The next day, I opened the dictionary again.
09:14I looked up various things like omurice.
09:21The New World Dictionary said,
09:22I like kai.
09:23You like kai.
09:24Kai is bibi.
09:26Kai is bibi.
09:27The New World Dictionary likes kai.
09:30That means the guests watch it every day.
09:34That's right.
09:35They search for it.
09:36They have it all the time.
09:37Yes.
09:38They have it all the time after the comment was offered.
09:43They draw a line or put a sticker on it.
09:47The guests put a sticker on the dictionary.
09:50They read only the word ka.
09:52They read only the word ka.
09:54They even read the word ka at the event.
09:57They finally read the word ka.
09:59The next one is ki.
10:00Ki?
10:01It's still ka.
10:02It's still ka.
10:04In the first episode, we decided to go with a-gyo.
10:08We decided to go with a, i, u, e, o for 10 minutes.
10:11But we got too excited and ended up with a.
10:13We ended up with a.
10:15So we decided to go with i.
10:17It was good for the purpose of this show.
10:20To be honest, we can't go with ka yet.
10:22We can go with ka.
10:23We can go with a.
10:25We can go with a again.
10:27It's going to take a long time.
10:30I don't want to spoil the fun of this show.
10:32I don't want to spoil the fun of this show.
10:35But I think we can watch this show as a family.
10:38I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:40I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:42I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:44I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:46I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:48I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:50I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:52I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:54I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:56I think it's fun to watch this show as a family.
10:58I need to deal with the drain.
11:00I need to deal with the drain.
11:01If I'm backdrinking.
11:03If I'm back drinking.
11:05Yes, I don't want to feel this tight.
11:10This is another program she is participating in.
11:12This is another program she is participating in.
11:14This program will be broadcast at 20PM on August 29.
11:17This program will be broadcast at 20PM on August 29.
11:20Sanma is rare at last.
11:22Sanma is rare at last.
11:23Why do I do this?
11:26I've been on Mr. Sanma's show, but that was a recording, and he's a guest.
11:30It's been 40 years since I've been on Mr. Sanma's show.
11:34He's been on it for a long time.
11:37I'm telling you the truth.
11:39He's been on it for a long time.
11:41I've been on it for 40 years.
11:45I can't say no.
11:48That's right.
11:50If you say come on, I'll go.
11:52We're in the same company.
11:54I'd like to introduce him to you today.
11:57He's Mr. Suzuki, the producer.
12:00Nice to meet you.
12:03I didn't know he was this kind of person.
12:07He's the producer of Mr. Degawa's show.
12:10He's the one who brought me to Mr. Sanma.
12:13I see.
12:15I don't know what I'm doing.
12:18I haven't recorded it yet.
12:20I'm just told to come out.
12:23This is the first time I've seen a talent meeting.
12:26I've never seen a talent meeting like this before.
12:30I'll be happy if you say come on.
12:34I don't know if this is true or not.
12:38Gorgeous, please say hello.
12:41He's the main character of a drama called Banshaku no Ryugi 3.
12:48It's a story about a woman who is looking for a way to drink alcohol deliciously at the end of the day.
13:08The next Banshaku no Ryugi is...
13:11It's my first sleep in my life.
13:14I can't get down. I can't get down. I can't get up.
13:19It's a drama called Banshaku no Ryugi 3.
13:22I think he's more talented than a real estate agent.
13:26Gorgeous, please say hello.
13:29Celebrities have a high degree of sensitivity.
13:32High degree of sensitivity.
13:34High degree of sensitivity.
13:38The next Banshaku no Ryugi is...
13:41It's a program called Here's the Problem with Sanma-san.
13:45The content of the program is that Sanma-san is the only person who answers the quiz.
13:51He's the only person who answers the quiz on TV Tokyo.
13:55It's been 40 years since I've been on TV Tokyo.
14:01What am I supposed to do?
14:03Kawashima-san has never worked with Sanma-san in the studio.
14:08Basically, no one has worked with him on TV Tokyo.
14:11The person who did the Saturday Night Show 40 years ago was fired.
14:18The last show was zero.
14:20It's finally zero.
14:23So I asked Kawashima-san to come.
14:25I asked Kawashima-san to play the leader of the team.
14:32There are other members such as Degawa-san, Seiya-san, Oswald-san, and Hikorohi-san.
14:39Is there an interpreter for TV Tokyo?
14:42I'd like to ask you to do that.
14:43I don't know if I can communicate.
14:45I don't know.
14:46I'm a coordinator.
14:47There is no Toki in TV Tokyo anymore.
14:50Toki was raised in China.
14:54I heard that Toki was in China.
14:58If you lie to me now, I'll believe you.
15:00I don't know what's going on in Sanma-san's studio.
15:03I'll be happy if you lie.
15:05Do your best.
15:07No, no, no.
15:09Is this a real lie?
15:10I don't know.
15:11I don't know.
15:12The young staff here is San-chan.
15:15If you don't do that, you'll be put on top.
15:17It's more fun to say,
15:19San-chan, how are you today?
15:20It's after 10 days.
15:22Please come to TV Tokyo.
15:24How do you feel after 10 days?
15:26I don't know what's going on.
15:27I think it's a win when Sanma-san is in TV Tokyo.
15:31That's right.
15:32I've never been in a meeting.
15:34If you can get that moment, it's a win.
15:37I'm looking forward to it.
15:38It's a documentary.
15:40Let me introduce you again.
15:42Akira Kawashima's autobiography is being broadcast irregularly.
15:46Sanma-san's special edition will be broadcast from 8 p.m. on August 29th.
15:50Please take a look.
15:52Thank you very much, Akira Kawashima.
15:55Thank you very much.
15:56Thank you very much.
16:04Sanma-san, here's the problem.
16:08Please be mentally prepared.
16:09Wait a minute.
16:10It's moving.
16:12It's fast.
16:13The first topic is this corner.
16:15Viewers' opinions and complaints.
16:19Viewers' opinions and complaints.
16:22This corner is a time control.
16:27I'm relaxing my shoulders.
16:29If I say I don't like rich soft cream in the summer, I'll burn my shoulders.
16:35What are you talking about?
16:37What are you talking about?
16:39You don't have to burn your shoulders today.
16:42This is from Midorigame.
16:44It's been a hot topic until you broke your husband's house.
16:48Do you have any episodes that you were afraid of?
16:52This is a big hit.
16:54This is a big hit.
16:56What did you eat yesterday? I missed the delivery.
17:00It's a terrible drama.
17:03It's a bad thing.
17:05It's not a horror story.
17:08It's a scary story.
17:10It's a scary story.
17:13It's a scary story.
17:16I was playing All Night Nippon.
17:18On the day of All Night Nippon, I made a mistake in the title call.
17:22On the day I made a mistake, I went back to my apartment.
17:28I was wondering why I made a mistake.
17:32When I opened the door of my apartment,
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19:05I don't know if it's true or not, but on that day, I made a mistake in setting up the futon.
19:11At the end, when I pushed the button, I realized that it was way in front of me.
19:19And it hit me right in the contact area.
19:23That's scary.
19:24And it was like this with my head down, but the guillotine was slowly coming down.
19:30And I thought I was going to die.
19:34The audience was laughing.
19:36I was lying down on the floor with a fever.
19:40But the audience started laughing.
19:43When I stopped at the end, my face turned red.
19:47I looked in front of me and said,
19:48Bye-bye.
19:52I was hit by the audience.
19:54I couldn't see his face anymore.
19:56I felt like I was going to die.
20:00At that time, my head was slowly coming down.
20:03When I thought,
20:04What? I'm going to die.
20:07That's the best thing ever.
20:09I will never forgive you.
20:11I'll never forgive you.
20:12I'll apologize with you.
20:14I'm going to apologize with you.
20:16I'll apologize with you.
20:18Here's an announcement from TV Tokyo.