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00:00:00You
00:00:30Was back once again
00:01:00You
00:01:05Demon cleaners cleansing house body and soul getting rid of what's haunting you. That's our goal. How can I help you?
00:01:11That's right hauntings demon possessions
00:01:14Seance has gone awry. Can you describe the ghoulish noise?
00:01:18Was it like a whoo or more like your mother sex cocks in hell?
00:01:24Okay, the first one. Okay, great. How many times did you say bloody Mary sir? Where is the doll now? Yes to me
00:01:30Did the doll ask you to play a game? Oh, okay. Do not say yes
00:01:33That's your problem. Never say yes to a doll's game if they said we'll be back then they'll definitely be back
00:01:39You can take that to the bank your wife stares at you while you're sleeping
00:01:43Yeah, that could definitely be paranormal activity. Honestly, that's where it starts most the time ma'am put down the Ouija board
00:01:49I need you to put it down and do not ask it any more questions
00:01:53demon cleaners
00:01:55No, we don't do dry cleaning
00:01:58I'm fresh shirts. No, sorry
00:02:02I
00:02:22Know I shouldn't have taken the money. I know I'm sorry. I fucked up. I I can I can't get it back
00:02:28I can get it all back. Shut up
00:02:30Man you sound annoying what I need right now or a couple of bullets to the back of your head
00:02:38If you see my face kid, you're already dead
00:02:45Please turn off all computers laptops iPads iPhones, etc. Have you used any of these devices in the last hour?
00:02:52Oh
00:02:58When it's getting angry
00:03:00This is stupid in the boy
00:03:03It's in the boy out demon out out of this young man
00:03:09Let him go from your grass. Oh my god. Damn it Jim
00:03:12I told you we should have taken care of this soon as maybe too late and it probably is probably is honestly
00:03:18I don't know if there's hope for your child quiet. Do you hear that?
00:03:21I don't hear anything zip it Damien
00:03:25now
00:03:26This house has a lot of demonic forces in here. Okay, I need you to close your eyes
00:03:32Remember the eyes are the gateway to the soul
00:03:35Do not allow the ghosts into your gateway and these demons will get in your gateway people
00:03:42Yeah, no peeking or the demons will you know?
00:03:46Really have at it. That's right
00:03:48You get all these come are these kabob Easter I wish to say
00:04:00There's something drawing them can't find it I can't find it either
00:04:03All right. Listen, do you have any silver? We have my grandmother's silver. There's no priceless antiques
00:04:09That's it. That's it. We need it. It's a magnet for all the demonic forces. Where's that? It's in the top drawer finally
00:04:15Thank you, someone cares about their family great. Oh, yeah, you hear that. Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, I hear it
00:04:20They don't want me in here Jimmy jewelry
00:04:22Let me take this because I feel like they're hanging on probably attracted to that
00:04:25Demons can come in at any time people
00:04:28Any time we gotta go mom. All right, let's go and you
00:04:32Got my eyes on you Chuckie. My name is Miles
00:04:35sure, it is
00:04:38Yep, see what I'm getting here Atticus hot hot room. Yep
00:04:45Wow
00:04:47She's dropping this house is haunted. I told you I was touched by a ghost sexual abuse by ghost is very common, ma'am
00:04:53That's right. If we don't catch this ghost, he will likely sexually offend again. No, you weren't sexually abused by a ghost
00:05:01Blame the victim, you know, ma'am. It is not your fault ghosts are vicious sexual predators. Everyone knows that
00:05:07That's right, ma'am. If a ghost does want to enter you he will they had nothing to do with the night
00:05:12You were wearing get the fuck out of here. Your work is not begun. It's ended. It's done
00:05:17Get out mom told me get out. You can't register as a sex offender when you're a ghost
00:05:21The government isn't set up for that not yet. Yeah, okay
00:05:24We are talking to Congress make your vote counts called the Casper law other ghosts don't turn on each other
00:05:29They won't rat each other out. So there's like this invisible code
00:05:32So it's very hard very hard for someone like you get the fuck out psychopaths out of here
00:05:37Oh, we'd like to be done, but we're not we'll go when it does
00:05:51Speak your name this is sexual ghost
00:05:54Be gone overtly sexual poltergeist your reign of elder abuse ends here and ends now
00:06:02Thank you Jesus
00:06:05No, get out. I'm in the power my fist compel you get these people out of my house Wow
00:06:11We had this incident the other night
00:06:14It's just been a bizarre
00:06:16Psycho situation. We need your help. I don't know. What is ghost demons?
00:06:23It's not like anyone got murdered here some presence came in from some other bullshit and we need that's our bands like it's chill
00:06:30Yeah, you know whatever you can do to sweep this bitch out of here. I can't have that in my world. Yeah, okay
00:06:35Yeah, well ghosts don't care how they die. No, they do not care. They will linger their linger lose
00:06:43They will watch you shower. Oh, yeah ghost ain't got no shame in the game none
00:06:47Yeah, you ever feel an extra hand on a loofah. It's a ghost
00:06:52No, I just want you salt the perimeter. I'm gonna salt it
00:06:55I'm gonna salt it all to getting readings this way getting a lot of readings a lot of hot readings
00:06:59There's definitely an evil presence in here. I'm gonna clear that
00:07:29I
00:07:38Think we're good
00:07:40Call this a problem. It won't be if you guys need anything. You just give us a call
00:07:43We've taken the evil presence and take it with us take it to go
00:07:47You're all clear done. This place has been swept. I think it worked. I think that shit work. I don't feel anything
00:07:55You did terrible tonight I did terrible yeah grab that I I don't know I thought it would be festive
00:08:03Oh my gosh, how much old lady stuff? I know person fence Jesus. Whoa
00:08:09Whoa, what is that? I don't know. It's like Legos. It's Legos in a teapot. Hmm. It's candy
00:08:15It could be candy. That could be drugs
00:08:18Could be drugs
00:08:20Can't just be popping pills. This isn't the 90s. What kind of pills would they be?
00:08:24Could be that new bath salts, you know, you take it next thing, you know, you start eating each other's faces
00:08:29I know I'd be delicious. You're not gonna want seconds of this. He'll be lining up. They want to get a slice of this face
00:08:35There's like over 500 pills here. I guess we have to bring these back. Someone's gonna definitely miss these
00:08:39I don't remember what house I got him from
00:08:42Kiss think we're gonna wake up tomorrow morning
00:08:44There's gonna be a Colombian necktie wrapped around our necks
00:08:46Even if I did remember where I got them, what we gonna do is knock on the door and say hello, mr.
00:08:49Mrs. Grime boss. Sorry, we robbed you. Here's your drugs back. We'll be on our merry way. We're gonna be waterboarded
00:08:53I promise you that right now. I'm not a strong swimmer. You think I'm gonna get my bangs wet?
00:08:57They get all curly. You know what that looks like? Maybe it's nothing. Maybe it's just candy
00:09:01Maybe no one's gonna miss it, but we have to know for sure
00:09:04Can't just trust that it's candy. We got to find someone who's gonna try these
00:09:08someone who doesn't have a fuck left to give I
00:09:12Got a guy
00:09:16I
00:09:30Idea here was I paired this train wreck
00:09:33Which is a high-grade indica with these Totino's gourmet pepperoni pizza rolls girl. You like that Wow
00:09:38It's a really bold pairing right? I don't look it
00:09:42Yeah, it really brings out the subtle flavors of the microwaved meat you don't even trip on that check this out
00:09:47I'm just gonna sprinkle a little keef on here. I
00:09:51Call that Kiefer Sutherland
00:09:53Yeah
00:09:57Kiefer Sutherland is too intense for my taste don't trip suck on this
00:10:04Mmm you like that the Alexander the grape out of pop cools down the richness of the Kiefer Sutherland Wow
00:10:12Wow really another great pairing wrong
00:10:15Number really sophisticated palette appreciate it. I don't so we did come here for a reason
00:10:22Yeah, we found these pills. Oh
00:10:25We don't know if they're any good or poisonous
00:10:28Don't trip. I'll go take it
00:10:31Take it. No, I'm gonna go take them. Go ahead. No, no, no, no. No, I'm gonna go take
00:10:42I'm gonna go. Oh, oh
00:10:45It's gonna put in his penis hole penis hole, that's the first hole you think of what else what do you put it?
00:10:50Who puts things in their penis hole Japanese rhetorical question? He's putting it in his anus. Oh
00:10:57That's the third hole. I was gonna say the third
00:11:00Well, I stole the cookies from the cookie job. Oh, yes, you could be
00:11:13I wouldn't let you be out here by yourself. Oh, hi. What do you fuck me in the mouth?
00:11:21I can show you the world. No one wants to see that. No, you can't put it away princess Jasmine. No
00:11:32Ow
00:11:34Jake take Jake show
00:11:37Oh
00:11:39What are you doing marketing everyone's gonna want these pills when they see this
00:11:46We
00:11:48Just suck my own egg. No, I know you cannot that's not humanly possible. Oh, yeah, I
00:11:55Can I go back in time if I can go faster? I can do it first time just like Superman
00:12:02I was using Superman logic
00:12:07Oh, well, he's really going for it. Oh, yeah
00:12:14I could taste the tip. I can suck my hole. Oh
00:12:21Yeah, it's working baby
00:12:23Oh, yeah
00:12:33Our taste the tip video has over
00:12:36300,000 views are we settled on that name taste the tip?
00:12:39Okay, the comment section is filled with people's contact information. Everyone is begging to buy these pills
00:12:44We don't even know what they are our pill poppers that discerning. That's a good point
00:12:49But selling drugs we're gonna be drug dealers better than being petty thieves is it
00:12:54You know, I didn't force you into having no marketable skill set
00:12:57Remember when I met you you're outside spinning signs trying to get people to purchase Liberty insurance
00:13:02Hey, my squat and pop was the envy of all the other spinners
00:13:05Should you be bragging about that? Oh
00:13:09Look who it is. Caitlin. Yeah, so she's just sending me an ad for a job that she found. Oh, that's what this is
00:13:17You're trying to please her Khaleesi. Caitlin. No mother of dragons. Keep on her avion nuts. She's just being helpful
00:13:23She's making some really good points on some of these 400 texts
00:13:27She's gonna eventually trap you with a pregnancy Molly. I'm telling you. I know her type
00:13:32She's rooming you getting nice and fat and then she's gonna bring you to the slaughter because that's what marriage is
00:13:36That's what it is. Yeah, she's gonna have you bleed out slowly. Okay, that's what marriage is to me pretty much I
00:13:42May live with my thrice-divorced barely functioning alcoholic mother. What do you think? Yeah, who takes care of who in that situation? No one knows
00:13:49We're just functionally dependent codependence
00:13:52It's nice. You both need each other to an extreme
00:13:56Yeah, maybe Caitlin's right. Maybe I do did something more stable like selling drugs. I can't keep doing this hustle
00:14:02I'm tired of this stealing people's watches ripping people off. We're doing them a service
00:14:07We buy into the delusion that they're being haunted, okay, they feel better at the end
00:14:12We get rid of their demons and yeah, we make a little profit and you don't have to go around town doing your pooping squat
00:14:18squat and pop
00:14:20You look like you were taking a dump out there. It's all I'm saying
00:14:22All right, clearly I'm the only person who cares about our future our future years in minor years in Caitlin's
00:14:29Yeah, okay. Well, whatever makes signals. I'm saying
00:14:32Is we can sell these for at least 25 bucks each and we have over 500 of them
00:14:38Give me the list. Thank you
00:14:41I'll take that one. All right, fine. I'll go to the cabin. You go to the cabin. I'll go to the cabin
00:14:47I'm not going to the cabin. You were the cabin fine
00:14:49Okay, I'll take the restaurant because your food allergies. You're still gluten-sensitive
00:14:53I have a number of things I don't want to talk about because you make fun of them
00:14:57I'm just saying you have a lot of inflammation for a man
00:15:00Look at my skin. It's pale. I'm not going to the beach. FYI. You're pretty translucent. I would not recommend that
00:15:05We don't want to startle people at the beach fine. We'll do this and then meet back. I don't like this
00:15:10I just want the record to show I think there's a bad idea great. That probably means it's great. Well, let's do this
00:15:35Once again
00:15:46Behave get back once again
00:15:51Back once again
00:15:53With the ill-behaved back once again
00:15:59Back once again
00:16:06I see a lot of girls every week, right?
00:16:08But I'm really looking for somebody really special somebody's got that special quality that you never see
00:16:15I want girls that really want to make some money in this business. Okay? Yeah, of course
00:16:20I can get you the job but in order for you to make money you have to put up the extra effort
00:16:26I could do a little extra. All right, great. So why don't you just get comfortable?
00:16:36Oh
00:16:37Good good. You're just in time
00:16:40What's going on here? Why you you want to work with us? Yeah, I can work with you
00:16:45You know, you make very good content, you know taste a dip and all that was great. What?
00:16:51All right
00:16:54No, no
00:16:58What is this
00:17:01You are disgusting you're ridiculous
00:17:03What do you think she's put on this planet just to be fodder for you and your friends just circle jerk each other off
00:17:08No, this girl's got dreams and aspirations. She's someone's daughter
00:17:13someone's single mom
00:17:16For shade, what's your name, sweetheart? Melanie melons?
00:17:20No
00:17:21The name your poor excuse for parents gave you Trinity. All right, you never had a chance
00:17:26Listen you're gonna get in a career college. All right, you start online. That's right. You're gonna take some courses
00:17:32Maybe a dental hygienist. Listen, you want to be an actress? We're gonna go to groundlings
00:17:35So take some acting classes, maybe do a one-woman show got some comedy in you. Let's go melons
00:17:41Give me 30 right now. I need it for my flunk. Oh
00:17:44Everyone loves this dessert. Oh, well now I know why you can't have any
00:17:48Well, thanks for offering
00:17:50I'm hungry. I want a PB&J. No crust. What two-star Michelin chef does not make food for a barnyard whores
00:17:58Fuck you Gio. Yeah fucking ass you fucking asshole
00:18:03Would you stay with a guy who never ever went down on you go down or go home?
00:18:06That's a breach of contract, but I know you know how to cook but not how to eat
00:18:12Your food needs seasoning
00:18:18Nice doing business with you
00:18:37There was more room over on that end of the couch
00:18:41You guys are giggling telling jokes
00:18:45I was watching a funny Kevin Hart
00:18:49Taste the tip pills. Oh, yeah
00:18:53You guys saw the video. Yeah, but you guys ordered 45 of the pills and there's only two of you here. So that's
00:18:59What?
00:19:03That's okay
00:19:14Or titty tickle or anything else
00:19:29Where's the goddamn teapot
00:19:33Damn it
00:19:37You see my mother's teapot I
00:19:39Stashed the last bit of pills in there
00:19:42Ever since we killed that guy. We've been hearing things. You're about to hear your skulls hit the pavement who the fuck was here
00:19:48We called these
00:19:50Demon cleaners you let motherfucking strangers in my place of business
00:19:56We have to
00:19:58What the fuck are you twat hold stand around for find them go Jesus Christ
00:20:10Oh
00:20:14Okay guns and our division is doing really good if you get four people to sign up under you your business starts to work
00:20:20For you. We're not selling guns. We're selling the opportunity to run your own business. That's right
00:20:25We'll start a gun kid. I only $250. You're on your way to becoming your own boss
00:20:30Yo, I already got three underneath me home. You're on the way to becoming head distributor of your territory. Hell. Yeah, that's right
00:20:36So I'm talking about okay next topic movie night last week was a big bus
00:20:41What Paul Blart mall cop got great reviews. The sequel was much stronger in terms of character development
00:20:48Main fools don't listen. I told you we should have gone with magic Mike XL
00:20:52It's a masterpiece with a good story art bed net holes. Okay back to business
00:20:57We got major competition in our ecstasy and pill market. Hey, it's not my fucking fault. Someone's out there with better shit
00:21:04This fool took it
00:21:07Reverse time just so he can go suck his own dick. What the I can't fucking compete with that shit
00:21:13They even have video I said taking advantage of social media and shit. Check it out
00:21:21We
00:21:25Know I know you cannot that's not you. Oh, yeah, I can't I go back in time
00:21:34Just like Superman st. Louis Lane. What's up this dick? What's up this dick? What's oh
00:21:41That's fucking sick as I can taste the tip
00:21:51Gross man, put that shit away
00:21:53Everyone knows that from Chatsworth to Van Nuys. We lost a little got those robbers. That's right. That's it. Bring them to me dead
00:22:01Or alive
00:22:04Dead
00:22:07Okay, change my mind let's start with a live and rotate on today
00:22:12What the fuck you been? Oh, I am so sorry. That's the last we have so enjoy
00:22:18Okay smells good. Thank you. It's time. Don't waste my time
00:22:21You know, I got time to just sit around and wait on you. No, you look busy. All right, just gonna get going
00:22:26So thanks so much. They call me space cuz I keep shit tight
00:22:31And you smell like ass crack
00:22:33You know, are you funny, but I bet you like to suck dick
00:22:37Whoa, don't know how the two are related, but I don't like second. Yeah, I bet you do
00:22:41No, and anyone who says they like it is lying to you. Have I done it? Yes. Do I enjoy it?
00:22:46No, I mean if I've done something wrong, maybe I'll give one out an emergency blowjob. I've given but one for pleasure. No, sir. Sorry
00:22:53Let's go grab something to eat
00:22:56Thank you, but I had a big breakfast. I'm not hungry. You can eat my dick. Oh god, you know
00:23:01Do you know what that would mean if I took your penis and ingested it that means you wouldn't have a penis
00:23:06You wouldn't have one. You look down there. It'd be bare. You'd be a Ken doll
00:23:09You wouldn't have a dick and then who'd do the thinking for you. Dyke. It's the nicest thing you've said to me. Thank you
00:23:16Excuse me. Kick rocks you kick rocks
00:23:20Hello
00:23:21Atticus
00:23:22Atticus, where are you? I just lost a street debate to a crackhead about my dick sucking preferences
00:23:28Hey great story Molly, I'm in a bit of a predicament
00:23:32We're gonna name a fucker my pills. Oh
00:23:35Hi
00:23:37Of course, I have your merchandise. I'll get it right back to you. Well, I'm having a small supply issue right now
00:23:45Atticus what were you saying? Yeah. Yeah, I have I have it
00:23:49I have your I have your stuff cuz if you don't have what you stole from me by tomorrow night
00:23:52I'm blowing your friends brains all over a shitty outdated iPhone. Okay. Yeah, just just don't hurt him. Okay
00:24:05Baby baby. Hey, you okay?
00:24:08I'm really not. Okay, and quite frankly Spanx you are not qualified to help me. Yeah what you need Ken with the penis
00:24:14I don't want to eat your penis. Your penis is a food source does not interest me. Come on, baby
00:24:20I really don't Spanx, but I know you and you need shit that you already sold. Will you listen to my conversation?
00:24:26I was and I'll take that fucking money, too
00:24:31Spanx come on if I give you this money
00:24:34My friend's gonna die and if you don't give it to me you die. You want to revisit that BJ idea?
00:24:40How's your fucking chance?
00:24:42Thank you. Well, you're not welcome
00:24:49I
00:25:02Have some stuff to pawn
00:25:05You're in the right place
00:25:08So we open the bag see what's in this big old black bag of mystery, huh, we like that tell me about this piece
00:25:15Well, it's for sale
00:25:17Yeah tennis
00:25:20Comes from the Latin root word tenor Alice, which is to be crushed or destroyed with a racket a bit of a rush
00:25:26I don't need the whole backstory to all the
00:25:29Yeah, well Alden
00:25:3187
00:25:32That's good. Yeah. Oh
00:25:35Look at this. The player was left-handed. That's what these indentations are right here
00:25:40You're a little lefty the high acidity level here
00:25:44We had a secretor
00:25:47Ph like 6.5 6.7 probably not good at the game
00:25:50That's why the panic sweats are happening getting all that from huffing a racket. Well, I'm an expert
00:25:57Hmm
00:25:59Yeah, 10 bucks 15 20. Oh, okay. Okay
00:26:05He serves he scores
00:26:07Yeah, Oh
00:26:09Some candlestick holders yield wax guzzlers
00:26:12That's what we call them very nice you girls are thirsty for some wax, huh?
00:26:18You know villagers would put these in the windows just to alert of the incoming rapists
00:26:23I think they just help people see in the dark
00:26:25Well, they do that, but they also alert the presence of rapists who travel in the dark and dark. Yeah
00:26:33You got to yeah
00:26:3615 20 25 30 30
00:26:39You're a brutal negotiator, sir. Okay. Thank you. I am fearless. Oh
00:26:46Pearls
00:26:48Fun fun fun
00:26:50You know pearls are the gossip girls of the sea. I didn't know that that's what they call them
00:26:55You hold one up to your ear. You can hear sounds from the ocean. Um, I think you mean seashells
00:27:00No, no, no a pearl is gonna tell you things a seashell won't
00:27:04Hey, that's what she said. Oh
00:27:09What no, I can't say that right now she's standing right here I'm not gonna tell her that
00:27:15He did break up this gossip session real chatty Kathy there, huh? What am I gonna say to her? I like her shape
00:27:22Okay. Okay. We'll both hang up at the same. Yeah, let's hang out at the same time. Let's just finish the conversation
00:27:28And that right there
00:27:30Is that what I think it is?
00:27:32What do you think it is?
00:27:34Valerian silver spoon the sword metal from Game of Thrones precisely. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely what that is
00:27:42It's got some weight to it
00:27:47Praise be the seven kingdoms it is I'll give you whatever I have and
00:27:52Mine undying devotion. I'll just take the cash. I need this you can you it's yours
00:28:00Thank you
00:28:03Oh
00:28:11You've never heard of a honey facial no, oh, it's great. Oh, they're good. No, that sounds filthy. Oh, no, it's great
00:28:18It's actually clean because it sucks all the bacteria out of your pores leaving you smooth and silky. Oh my god
00:28:25I'm trying that. Yeah, you ever seen a bee with a wrinkle? No, no
00:28:33It's like tingling it's tingling it's working that means it's working great. I just died
00:28:37Dab it or no, it'll burn to a point where you're like, oh, do I need to go to see a professional?
00:28:43Yeah, this is like that's when you wash it on me
00:28:46Mm-hmm. That's organic, honey
00:28:51Go for dispatch
00:28:54That's a negative dispatch we didn't get a video yeah, we didn't get a video they talking about a video
00:29:00We didn't get a video didn't get a video. They're trying to sandbag. You guys don't want us to solve this
00:29:04Do you don't sandbag us?
00:29:06I've seen this before these bees are crazy creatures
00:29:11So they did send us something oh they did. Okay. They said okay. It's um, sometimes it goes to your junk mail
00:29:16Hold it. What sometimes things go to your junk mail dispatch. You still there?
00:29:21We got it. We got it now. It was in the junk file. Well, it wasn't a junk file, but sometimes that happens we got it
00:29:29Sometimes things are in junk files, so we don't you know, get all our emails. You're lucky this time
00:29:35Okay, so it's kind of a honey holder. No, this is like tell you
00:29:47You're gonna have to come on come on you're gonna have to spin around a lot faster
00:29:50Do you want to go? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, do you think he's got the tip yet? He's chasing the tip. Oh
00:29:55Wait, he's taking the tip. He's taking the job. Oh my god. Yes victory
00:30:03Yeah, it's really great whoo, oh
00:30:07Well, we should thank you dispatch. Mm-hmm. We should get back to the case. Don't
00:30:13Let honey on the phone who do you think this evening is this cartel?
00:30:16Oh, yeah, probably it's probably the Los Robles daddy boy
00:30:21The angry Samoans pig Titans the my ties fruit wranglers and then pedo and his mom
00:30:28You don't his mom's like gang. They're just there's just you haven't met his mom. I'm so sticky
00:30:34My intel tells me that they moved a teens of Molly in one day. What a full teens
00:30:39Yeah, you want this stuff out on the streets with your kid? No, no, no, not my kids
00:30:43I only get him one weekend of a month. Oh, how's Trevor? He's fine. Yeah, so we got a just discovered trucks
00:30:51Is it tingling now? No, I'm really like, you know, it's running down my face. You know, just keep that there for like four hours a fish
00:31:07Rawhide I'm so sorry to bother you at work. I need some of those pills that you took the other night
00:31:13Hell yeah, you do that shit. Fuck me up girl. No, I need someone who's gonna sell me those pills
00:31:19Oh, you want to see my boy skull fuck over in MacArthur Park. You've been there not on purpose. I don't trip
00:31:24I won't trip up on all the rubber. It's a donut shop. Yum. Yum. Yums
00:31:29You know that I'm familiar with the brand to Asian people
00:31:34You know, I miss Yoshino. Yeah, it's two taco trucks a big-ass house
00:31:38It's two taco trucks a big-ass house. All right, and the smell of shit just gonna slap you just like that
00:31:43Do you have like a street address? Did I mention the smell of shit real quick? You did. All right, that's the one
00:31:49Okay. All right, you back it like a snack. I have a Luna bar Luna bar. I'm talking urban accessories
00:31:55I'm like FUBU. Ain't nobody talking about no for us by us
00:32:00I'm talking about some steel some weapons. No, I'm unpacked. All right, then you want to see my boy?
00:32:05Long you know him, don't you? I don't I don't know any of these people wrong. Okay. Hey the Sapporo, you know what?
00:32:12He's a former Tibetan monk who now sells weapons makes love to girls. He's a former Tibetan monk that sells guns
00:32:19Because it's violent. That's my boy
00:32:21See it. Okay. I'm gonna get packed. I'm gonna go to skull fuck. All right, I'm gonna be right back
00:32:27You'll be here. You're not doing anything else, right? I ain't doing shit. I don't think so. Okay, thanks
00:32:32Smoking
00:32:38Hey
00:32:41I'm so sorry to interrupt your meditation rawhide. Send me here to get some weaponry. Ah, yes
00:32:52Hmm
00:32:55Oh
00:32:58Someone has stolen something from you. Yes. Yes. Mmm. What did he take took my money wrong?
00:33:06No, he took like $10,000. No, he has stolen the inner warrior from you
00:33:12You must birth him again feel him grow stronger inside of your wounds. Can I get him out now? No
00:33:19He is far from ready. Do you feel him kicking?
00:33:23Sure, can I just get a gun or something?
00:33:30Foolish child you cannot choose the weapon the weapon chooses you
00:33:36Okay
00:33:48Now
00:33:49Clint you're warm
00:33:51Are you clenching it? Yeah, it's clenched
00:33:54Now grant from your uterus
00:33:57the uterus gone
00:34:00Again
00:34:02Again
00:34:05He
00:34:28Now
00:34:30Loosen your fallopian tube as you focus on this orange. We stay out of my reproductive system for a second and the uterus grant
00:34:44No, no
00:35:00Wow
00:35:06Really got into that
00:35:08Okay
00:35:10now
00:35:11Tighten your womb
00:35:13It's tight me. I'll get back up
00:35:16and the uterus grant
00:35:24No, no close your eyes better not be getting me pregnant
00:35:30The weapon has chosen you
00:35:34What a rock what we could do with this stone somebody, uh
00:35:38David has defeated Goliath with a pebble. Yeah. Well, I'm going to see a dealer named skull fucker. The weapon has spoken
00:35:48Didn't say shit to me
00:36:01Uh
00:36:02Excuse me. Sorry to bother you. What's that beautiful? Yes, very sweet of you. I'm gonna get in. Oh, that's okay
00:36:09No, you don't have to stink up my car
00:36:13Hi, I'm looking for a dealer
00:36:16McDonald's this yours. No, that's trash. Oh, I'm gonna eat it. But I'm loving it ketchup
00:36:22I'm looking for a guy named skull fucker. I don't think that's his Christian name skull fucker. Yeah, mr. Skull fucker
00:36:29I'm not sure how he likes to be addressed
00:36:33Well, I need drugs it's kind of a complicated story should be going to Kaiser Permanente skull fucker shit will make you sick
00:36:39I should know
00:36:41Thanks. You should speak at public schools
00:36:44Your real mentor. Thank you
00:36:46So, uh, could you just tell me where this gentleman skull fucker lives so I can yeah, he's right here on the right
00:36:53Wait right here
00:36:55Right here on the right. Oh
00:36:59Oh
00:37:02So, thank you so much. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So you want me to
00:37:06Sleep in your car tonight. What a generous offer. I'm just so good for right now. Oh
00:37:14Okay, you're lost bro
00:37:16I
00:37:24Say hurry up. Come on get him. Anybody follow you. No, you're alone. Yeah, you weren't a wire. No, you got weapons
00:37:31Oh, no, I'm I'm clear. I'm all clear
00:37:33Uh, I can't be too sure
00:37:36You like kids I'd have my own but I don't want to I
00:37:40I
00:37:41Got three different kids from three different women
00:37:44Just wish one of them would take care of their responsibilities
00:37:47Get me pregnant and fucking leave. That's why I think has to go to the bathroom
00:37:53What the fuck Jesus where's my fucking money, you know why they call me skull fucker cuz I fuck skulls
00:38:00That's what I do. I love it
00:38:03Fuck that school, okay
00:38:06Two hands on the step pick up honey. Good job. Give me a skull socket and I'll fuck it
00:38:11You know what? They call me a skull fucker cuz I fuck
00:38:14skulls
00:38:15And I don't fucking stop. I'll make your fucking force get into a fucking yarmulke motherfucker
00:38:21It's gonna be fucking Passover every fucking day motherfucker. I don't give a shit
00:38:27I'll fucking get a fucking drill and hammer the back of the head and fuck that fucking hole. I don't give a shit
00:38:33I'll put your fucking skull on my cock and it's gonna be on there, you know
00:38:36And it's gonna be just I can spin it around and I'll just go get up behind it do little characters
00:38:40They fucking put my fingers in that skull and it like it's I'm fingering fucking your fuck skull finger fucking skull
00:38:46I'm gonna go fucking balls deep in that fucking nose cartilage. My balls will fucking go on the ice
00:38:51I guess I'm just gonna fuck it. I'm gonna make that skull come a fucking live at school. It's gonna fucking talk out loud
00:38:56You understand what I'm saying? How about a gila motherfucker?
00:38:59Sorry about that. Oh
00:39:01That's that's okay. Listen, we talk business
00:39:05Maybe we could talk, you know, just one-on-one
00:39:08Bradley I'll mean you I'm good for bed. Wow. Great kids. You must treasure every day tough to put food on the table. I
00:39:16Got a suck dick for diapers. I've never heard of that currency exchange
00:39:19It's usually one dick for diaper or gang mega dicks for a package of diapers. It's a good deal
00:39:24I'll call pounding for pampers. That's catchy. I got a program where if you you know, you give me six diapers
00:39:29I give you one extra fucking dick suck. I was like a rewards club. Yeah, it's a reward for him
00:39:34I have a little card I made out where I'll scan it and then like I'll have a deal every now and then like
00:39:39Hey, just give me maybe a diaper and I'll suck your dick twice the math checks out
00:39:44It's important to me to keep my customers. So I got myself in a little bit of a situation
00:39:49Yeah, you got three kids you can't afford
00:39:51No, my friends been kidnapped and if I don't replace these like Lego looking pills
00:39:57They're like ecstasy. It's drugs makes people kind of fucked up, but I need it how much you want
00:40:02Could you just get me enough to fill this teapot taste?
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:27Yeah
00:40:32All right, I got our stuff
00:40:37Well, what?
00:40:39These don't look the same
00:40:42Nope, look like skull fucker. Got you. Well hide you said he was your boy
00:40:46Oh everybody my boy like my boy Celine my boy Trump. You say my boy Celine Dion more than you know
00:40:53Well, great, let me see what these do. All right. All right. I got I gotta take this call
00:40:59Hi, Caitlin. Let's cut the chit-chat
00:41:01Atticus his phone is dead. And so is he? Oh and when I find him it will be the last time he is seen alive
00:41:07I will take him
00:41:09Revenant style I will mount him like a grizzly and shred him from pubis to sternum. I will wear Atticus's hand
00:41:22Molly
00:41:24We have an amazing problem here. Oh
00:41:27What what?
00:41:28What is that that my friend is Joey Lawrence you call your penis Joey Lawrence? Yeah
00:41:36Bitches see this. They go. Whoa. Oh
00:41:41My god. All right. Let me just see what you just took
00:41:44Rawhide you shouldn't just be taking so many like that how many
00:41:48Okay, first of all, how many did you take
00:41:55More than directly
00:41:59Okay, wait, I think this is it that's it
00:42:02Expands male enhancement. What is that? You know, it's for them baby dicks for a baby's dick
00:42:08I'm a baby's dick girl grown-ass man with a baby dick
00:42:13Well, what the hell am I gonna do with the teens of baby dick pills?
00:42:16Craigslist
00:42:19That's not a bad idea Rawhide and you have had some bad ideas, but this one was a good one
00:42:23All right. Let's see. How do we start this off?
00:42:25We have them baby dick pills
00:42:29good, but maybe a little more subtle like
00:42:33feeling small and alone
00:42:35You haven't been so fucked up. You cried over how the Tina did embarrassed about something. You can't help
00:42:42how about
00:42:43The best way to please a hoe looking for a way to please your lady
00:42:47Yeah, we can say bitch or ho just to open up the forum done. What are you gonna do with that?
00:42:54two words
00:42:56fuller house
00:42:58You know what? I call it full of house
00:43:00Because them bitches got some big-ass titties now girl. I don't think that's the premise of the show for me
00:43:07It's got to be Gibbler because you know Gibbler's a gobbler. I didn't know that about her
00:43:11Well, I'm gonna add it to my queue on Netflix. Oh shit. I got a hit on Craigslist dad. Okay work Rawhide work
00:43:20Please seek medical attention for that. You don't trip over that. Hey, I'm cool
00:43:34Hi, you must be Ronnie. Oh, we're even a car accident not to my knowledge. No. Oh
00:43:41Come on in
00:43:49So
00:43:55You want to get started? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm sure you're busy. I'm so sorry Rodney. You're just uh,
00:44:02Give me a minute. Oh me too. Hold on
00:44:07Here we go. Give you a second there. So I apologize for the container. It's and I what the fuck Rodney?
00:44:13Rodney's ready to get grapefruited. Grapefruited? Rodney's ready to get grapefruited. No, I'm trying to sell you drugs. Yeah
00:44:20No, Rodney is insulted. You're holding a grapefruit by your penis. Come on. No, I'm sorry
00:44:26I don't know what grapefruiting is. What's being grapefruited?
00:44:29Nobody
00:44:31Listen, I've never heard of that. All right. I'll show you
00:44:35Well your screensaver leaves much to be desired. Well
00:44:38There are those who like it. I
00:44:41Don't all right
00:44:46Now this is my bonus technique the grapefruit
00:44:50Grapefruit sure citrus is key to any good diet. You can see how that's important
00:44:55So what you need to do, it's delicious, of course have a grapefruit
00:45:00You want to make sure you get the ruby red sweeter?
00:45:09So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing just like this
00:45:13Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit approximately the size
00:45:18All around his penis. I don't like where this is going. You need a hole
00:45:21Otherwise, it's just it's useless without a hole
00:45:24That's like you said you were gonna do
00:45:28Take it away. What the fuck was that?
00:45:31What was she doing to that thing?
00:45:32She was putting it in her mouth and filleting it cuz that's what grapefruiting is you get your cock wet with grapefruit juice
00:45:38And then you were just sucking. That's what grapefruiting is. I get that now
00:45:43I'm not grapefruiting you. I'm sorry. Don't watch. Why the hell did I come over here from Cerritos?
00:45:50You're killing me your ad said very clearly you will not be judged
00:45:55Not judged for anything that you want that you cannot help. Well Rodney thought that tonight
00:46:03Tonight it'd be different
00:46:05Oh
00:46:16Rodney knows there's some shame but he's not an idiot. Not an idiot. Hey, don't get emotional
00:46:26He doesn't get lucky at anything Rodney just has
00:46:29A world of crap. No, no, it's night
00:46:33You'll meet that special someone who can't wait to go to town on your freshly grapefruit. It's fawns
00:46:38Rodney could find a girl like that a real great for this. I may be at a Trader Joe's or a food for learns
00:46:45Rodney would love that more than anything. Okay, she know what what in Rodney's whole life?
00:46:50No one's ever actually loved Rodney personal. No, no one ever has personal just 48 years
00:46:56Nothing going through life without any no
00:47:01Rodney's parents wouldn't even give him a pet Rodney. You can't have a pet Rodney
00:47:05You just a useless piece of crap who doesn't look after himself
00:47:09And so how could you possibly look after a pet? Why would they even cross your mind? You're such a stupid little idiot Rodney
00:47:16Why don't you just go to your room and read Lord of the Rings books and be quiet?
00:47:21Just be quiet read the Silmarillion Rodney
00:47:25No, it's terrible. I've never even heard of that. Oh
00:47:30It's the lore of the first age of elves. I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend
00:47:45What if I could get you a pet, huh?
00:47:48Yeah, did you like that? Yeah, my mom brings home all kinds of strays and I got a real
00:47:54Real good one for you. Would you like that? Yeah, you stop crying. Okay, keep your pants on
00:48:00I'll be right back. You keep your pants on. Okay, put the grapefruit away. Okay, I'll get you a pet
00:48:12This is Pablo Escobar
00:48:15You know, my brother stole a train set for me when I was 10 years old, I love that thing I
00:48:22Especially love shoving a caboose down his throat until he choked and died
00:48:27My parents were so scared of me. They buried the body in the backyard. They never said a word to me about I
00:48:34Loved my brother
00:48:36Can you imagine what I would do to a stranger who stole from me?
00:48:40Sir I'm already really terrified. So I've got your message loud and clear. Believe me good. You should be scared. I
00:48:51Still have the baby dick pills. He didn't want him. He wanted to be grapefruited
00:48:55Well, it's when you get your cock wet with grapefruit juice. I'm going to the police. I can't take this anymore
00:48:59I can't save Atticus with what? Hey. Hey, yeah, that's great. That's great news. Great. Okay, okay
00:49:06Breaking the case. I don't know even better. I just got a call back for NCIS CSI, Pittsburgh
00:49:12What it's like NCIS and CSI together. It's set in Pittsburgh. Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah
00:49:20This will probably be your last case
00:49:23Wow, you're so good. Well, I mean I couldn't have gotten here without you though
00:49:29Hey
00:49:36I messed up. Oh, don't do that on that audition. Am I ready? Oh my god. Don't do that at NCIS CSI
00:49:49Meat
00:49:51cake meat cake the do-do Oh
00:49:54But did you but out of that?
00:49:57In level three they teach you but out of that. Okay, let's do that. Okay, great
00:50:01Guys um, you fuck with the wrong cabron. It's just a big misunderstanding
00:50:05I'm sure we can all work past this so I don't have the ability to understand things. You're not comprendo nada
00:50:11No, no, it's to comprende mucho mucho
00:50:15It's just it was a it's a long story. My friend and I were stealing and we didn't mean to steal these drugs and
00:50:21Well, anyway, he's probably gonna die and I'm gonna die
00:50:23You ever have a friend like that who talks too much and just won't stop talking
00:50:27You ever have a friend like that who talks too much and just won't stop talking
00:50:30That's like my friend Atticus, but he's probably not gonna live past
00:50:34today
00:50:35Anyway, I'm really sorry and I just hope we can work this out peacefully just a regular old flatfoot New York City. Okay
00:50:43Great. So what's your audition for NCIS CSI? Um, I am a busboy. Okay, great
00:50:49So you want to run run your want to run your line? Yeah
00:50:52So everyone's there, uh-huh, and then she just found out that you know, she didn't get the money for a party already complicating
00:51:01Here's your waters
00:51:03Who is your supplier? I don't have a supplier
00:51:07Everything's breaking bad. Everyone thinks they're water fucking white. I never watched the show. I never had time
00:51:14Let me see your shit
00:51:17This is your latest badge
00:51:20It is your latest badge
00:51:22Yeah, yeah, so you can just have that and I'll be on my way
00:51:26Just consider that a gift from me to you, you know, cuz we're friends now
00:51:31These don't look like the same shit
00:51:34Looks at just a slightly different side effect, but also very good. They're very good
00:51:39I
00:51:43Was just gonna just palm it like that, okay
00:51:46One two, three, four, five six seven one two, three, four, five six seven one two, three, four, five six one two
00:52:02I
00:52:05Don't feel shit
00:52:06Well, it's not really a cerebral effect is more of a physical one
00:52:13What the fuck
00:52:15Well, I don't see anything different in your penis size. You think I was bikinis? No, no, no, never
00:52:22Susquehosa's a fourth day. He grande Olympia
00:52:25You seen her strong big clean boss
00:52:29Yeah
00:52:30You do hells. Yes, you do and guys aren't we being a little hasty here?
00:52:35Don't we have a potential goldmine on our hands? You're saying you want me to be the face of a baby dick campaign? I
00:52:41Don't know if I'd market it like that. I would say, you know, let's start a helpful blog build a core audience
00:52:47You know, you never know where these things can take off. I decide what I sell and how I settle it
00:52:51I also decide who lives or dies
00:52:55Do you know which way you're going on this one?
00:52:59Death
00:53:0538 home
00:53:20We did the wrong can't
00:53:23Mirror, sorry, not whatever the fuck you want
00:53:27Do you want to do improv? I don't know
00:53:30You're just gonna serve and protect. I never thought about that. I just thought I had to do it
00:53:34Oh
00:53:39Blend we're not gonna go to a plan. Where's this? Where is that? I'm not gonna get on the freeway. Oh
00:53:45With the whole this operation. I mean they should just
00:53:49That whole city's mess
00:53:51No, no, what are we gonna do if you want to do what you want to do to do it?
00:53:59Yeah copy dispatch on our way
00:54:01Okay, so the potatoes are hot it's a bad sign, yeah, like if you be cool the potatoes
00:54:05Yeah, that's a cool potatoes. But if the potatoes are if they're hot and oh my god, well, they can they find another
00:54:11Copy dispatch on our way
00:54:14Well, it's like fine you just not a lot of traffic I know a back way we can go
00:54:19You know what macaroni it does better in the heat. Oh, that's better. See macaroni. You can eat that
00:54:26Pasta, you know what's happening now potato salad with olive oil
00:54:29No, no, okay
00:54:34Copy dispatch five minutes away
00:54:38Huh, I think that's somebody else get it right now
00:54:42You sometimes you just need to like sit and assess what has happened
00:54:49It's better be important dispatch
00:54:51I
00:54:55What about your call that
00:54:57They'll just have to postpone the shoot till we're done shooting
00:55:00I'm gonna write that down for our bumper sticker website. Yeah makes a lot of sense. Yeah
00:55:06Register that domain name. Yeah
00:55:08Cops who are actors calm. Yeah, www shooting and shooting. I never thought about that before. It's crazy. I'm an actor with a gun. I
00:55:17I
00:55:19Should start the car
00:55:31Wait guys, this isn't the kind of message you want to put out into the universe. Is it we solve discrepancies with murder?
00:55:37No, we hire someone in HR. We do some team-building exercises
00:55:41Isn't that the kind of business you guys want to get into?
00:55:44Just give us the word heffy the house Saline. I thought we had a good time at the kidnapping
00:55:48Are we all amigos and amigas Saline?
00:55:51car store on three
00:55:54In English or Espanol?
00:55:56Please stop talking so we can kill you. Sorry. I don't know proper etiquette in this situation one
00:56:02doors
00:56:07Bitch don't say anything or kill you. No, no, no me Boca silencio the fucking cops. They want a bloodbath
00:56:13They're gonna get a motherfucking bloodbath. We don't know they want a bloodbath. Let's at least hear what they have to say nice
00:56:19And I we all die. Let's brainstorm some other ideas like coming out with our hands up. What about that idea?
00:56:26No, those got those rules will die before we surrender
00:56:30You guys could easily come up with another motto like those got just real place. We surrender when we have to
00:56:35I
00:56:42Don't want to dance
00:57:05You
00:57:20Hi, my name is Molly Reynolds my friend Atticus is being held captive
00:57:25He's been shot. I don't even know if he's still alive. If anyone sees this, please send help to King Cobra nightclub
00:57:35What no motherfucking Wi-Fi
00:58:06Oh
00:58:19Where is he Molly? Okay, Caitlin. I'm really glad you're here. Atticus is in a shitstorm of trouble right now
00:58:24Oh, you bet your ass he is. I didn't think I could trace your phone. Did you well I did and that led me straight to
00:58:29You and your pity on a Grande's Caitlin. I swear nothing ever happened
00:58:33Oh, really, huh?
00:58:35Atticus hasn't called me in 15 hours and he's either always with you or talking about you
00:58:40Really? Like what does he say like anything good, please? I know you guys have been poo nanny pals for years
00:58:47We have never been poo nanny pals. I swear Caitlin on the code of women. Oh, there's no such thing
00:58:52Well, there should be a sister's got to stick together right femolution on three. Okay, not into the femolution fair enough
00:58:59I know your game Molly. You probably did everything Atticus likes
00:59:02You probably had a front-row seat when he did his penis on parade routine, huh?
00:59:05First of all, I hate parades and I certainly wouldn't invite a penis to one. Don't you dare make fun of me you
00:59:11told any home
00:59:13Quiet your body safe hands. Tell me you didn't let him play patty cake patty cake Baker's crack, huh?
00:59:18No, we never played patty cake patty cake Baker's crack. Why are you love the peekaboo ball sack?
00:59:22I know you did never have I ever played around a peekaboo ball sack. You let him Peter pan you what's being Peter panned
00:59:28It's when you play with a stinker bill until he flies. Why do all these gross things have confusing children's titles?
00:59:34Judgmental from the woman who probably made up the game if you're happy and you know, I grab your ankles. I
00:59:40Hate that game. I don't want to fight with you. Okay, just give this to the police. There's everything they need to save Atticus
00:59:48This isn't over watch where you sleep what what was that cryptic message?
00:59:58It's Caitlin the femolution fuck the femolution
01:00:06Caitlin Atticus's blood is on your hands
01:00:10Fuck you
01:00:12Fuck you. Fuck you. Don't give me a middle finger. I don't know what to do with that
01:00:28I
01:00:51Please can I use your phone my phone please? It's an emergency. I don't man. I'm begging you
01:00:58I would not ask
01:01:01Thank you, thank you so much. Thank you. I know it's fine for now. Hello 9-1-1 9-1-1. What's your emergency?
01:01:07Yes, I'd like to report a kidnapping
01:01:1132 you got an old-ass baby
01:01:19He didn't leave me he was taken has it been over 72 hours since he took off it's been 23 hours and again
01:01:26He didn't leave me. All right, a man can be taken against his will or at least that's what he can say the next morning
01:01:32Can I get an amen on that? Oh
01:01:34My best friend has been abducted a police hole for agents Mulder and Scully
01:01:40No, no, no. No, no, not in a spaceship. He's at King Cobra nightclub
01:01:45Mystery solved case closed by me. If you don't help me, my best friend is probably going to be murdered
01:01:50Probably gonna be murdered. Well, please hold for Tom Cruise in the future crimes division, sir
01:01:56I really need you to send the police. Okay, listen, ma'am, unless there's a crime that's been committed or one that's in progress
01:02:04You know, I just can't help you me me. I'm a crime in progress. I'm a thief a con artist a drug dealer
01:02:10Yeah, and I'm Jeffrey Dahmer girl. Bye
01:02:14Sir, please. No, honey, please. I would not make this up. Okay, I've had the worst day you can imagine
01:02:20I've been kidnapped. I've been robbed. I've been open-palm slapped across the face
01:02:25I've lost everything everything. All I have left is my friend Atticus
01:02:31Now after 72 hours, you can file a missing persons report if your man has not come back to you
01:02:36He didn't leave me. He didn't cheat on me. All right, he followed me into a life of crime for God's sake
01:02:41Is there anything else I can do for you? You're not sending the police. Are you?
01:02:47Fuck it. I'll do it myself
01:02:51Thanks guys, sorry about that. Do you need anything? Can you give me a ride? Yeah
01:03:00I'm saying we sell what we have and then we make enough money to retire one last deal
01:03:05That's worked in the history of anything has one last deal ever worked
01:03:08I'm telling you this is a bad idea Atticus
01:03:11I'm saying Molly is these pills we can get 25 bucks each for them and we have over 500 pills
01:03:15Okay, well clearly I'm the only one who's thinking about our future
01:03:18Our future years of mine or yours and Caitlin's
01:03:22Yeah, okay. Well, whatever mix it all
01:03:27Mary Jane
01:03:31I need to get in there, please. Yeah right now. I know sir. It's urgent. Do you need to wait in line?
01:03:35Like I cannot wait in line. I'm sorry. I can't wait in line. Yo, this is an emergency sir. You just cut the line
01:03:41I'm on there Jennifer. No, no, no Jennifer here. Oh my friend called in. That's probably why she didn't put my last name
01:03:47Hey, I need some help out here man. This we got we got it. We got it. We got a crazy
01:03:51This is not no, I'm not crazy. Sir. I have a friend in there that I need to urge Lucy
01:03:56Jennifer it might not be under Jennifer might not be no cuz my friend Christine or Marcus
01:04:03You guys not unless you're gonna have to move you're gonna have to move you're going to have to move
01:04:09Shit
01:04:13Shit, maybe she could go in we good
01:04:23See if it wasn't for that, you know, I wouldn't let her in
01:04:38I
01:05:08I
01:05:39I
01:05:44Okay, do I look okay boo, where's my teapot it's here it's right here my backpack and I'm really happy to give it back to
01:05:51you I
01:05:52Can we are so sorry about all of this really? You'll have our pills
01:05:58You don't have our pills
01:06:00Burn them burn. No, wait, that's that's really extreme
01:06:03Yeah, I can't just like let us off with a stern warning or something. I'm I gave you is up
01:06:07I don't want to die. Oh, please sir. I tried to get you your drugs back. Just selling drugs is really hard
01:06:13Yeah, it only looks easy and it's not we should have left it to the experts. We're really really sorry
01:06:18I've been dragged through the underbelly of Los Angeles. Is it my emotional scarring enough? I don't think so
01:06:24Physical scar it will do keep going guys
01:06:27Oh
01:06:28I'm so sorry. Oh for what getting us burned alive. Don't worry about it, sir
01:06:32You don't have to do this, please just let Molly go. Oh, how sweet makes me cry. Oh, wait
01:06:38That's just the fumes from your burning carcasses
01:06:40Listen, you let us go. We will do anything you want
01:06:43What I want is to have you burned for fucking my asshole, sir
01:06:46We never meant to fuck your asshole not once never give me something to drink
01:06:51I want to make a toast to these two being burned alive
01:06:54By the way, I got jumped by your crazy bitch girlfriend guys are a bunch of pervs what?
01:06:59Yeah
01:06:59She told me all about being Peter Pan and how she played with your stinker barrel
01:07:05I hated doing that
01:07:07at first
01:07:09What things?
01:07:11You guys are sick. Good thing. We never hooked up. Otherwise, I'd have to come up with rules and regulations for capturing the butthole
01:07:17You do that for me
01:07:18Fact that even came up with a point system for capture the butthole probably says a little bit about how I feel about you
01:07:23Why don't you ever say anything? You had a girlfriend?
01:07:27Fuck Molly you should have said something
01:07:30Caitlin sucks. I told you Caitlin sucks. I told you in so many subtle ways Caitlin sucks. Why did you stay with her?
01:07:35I don't know. She liked me and I never thought I had a chance with you. I
01:07:41Love you Molly and I never said anything because I thought you'd push me away and I wouldn't get to work with you and I'd
01:07:47Lose you forever
01:07:48All right. Well, I don't want to die without telling you. I love you, too. I
01:07:52Mean as much as I'm capable of loving someone. I know that isn't much
01:07:56It's enough
01:08:02I would like to propose a toast. Here's to you and your trip to hell
01:08:17Oh
01:08:32Let us go
01:08:47Oh
01:08:54Holy shit, what the hell happened?
01:09:17Oh
01:09:47I
01:09:51Felt good. I felt like that felt better. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. No, it was great. It was if this part was really really great
01:10:04You just seem so nervous, excuse me, I'm upset about my coffee. Yeah. So what do y'all think of this?
01:10:18I
01:10:20Move in that was a big bus. I told you we should have gone with magic Mike XL
01:10:24It's a masterpiece with a good story art pen that holds
01:10:33I just say to someone. Hey, man, I need a D and he's like well
01:10:36I need a D too, and I know exactly what the fuck he's talking about. I'm talking about diapers. He's talking about dick
01:10:41Oh
01:10:45You'll find someone special oh, yeah. Oh, there's a girl out there who's just dying to grapefruit you
01:10:55Rob you can find a girl like that a real great for
01:10:58I
01:11:12Want you to get really comfortable, okay
01:11:20It wouldn't be braiding around the line no, I guess they wouldn't yeah element of surprise
01:11:29Oh
01:11:48Did you see my friend he was right here Atticus Scout who rally Atticus? Okay, very good. We've all seemed to kill a mockingbird
01:11:59I
01:12:03Got got your card. Thank you. I feel something a little different in here. I don't know what it is, but I'm kind of stoked
01:12:16You should have never sold your shit and got the Robles territory, I know
01:12:21Total punta. I couldn't agree more and you guys are angry and you really should be angry
01:12:26I'd be angry too. Like oh, here's this punta
01:12:34You let motherfucking strangers in my place of business
01:12:39We have to what the fuck are you twat ho stand around for
01:12:57I
01:13:07Told you
01:13:20So you should have a grapefruit that has two sides missing you just like this
01:13:25Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put a hole in the middle of the grapefruit
01:13:40She's taking the straight
01:13:54Oh
01:14:04It's pretty much
01:14:16It's okay you don't need to take out my
01:14:25Yeah
01:14:30You know in combat they taught me a little bit about torture
01:14:33What you're gonna get right now my friend. It's a non-stop dose of Fox News
01:14:46Disingenuous
01:14:49I need to take the mark. That's called Jim day
01:14:58Wait for the plane or something
01:15:06The renegade
01:15:18Once again
01:15:31You've been paying for me for your fucking your fucking eye socket fuck
01:15:38No shit off shit let's go and I'll keep on fucking a lube up
01:15:49Girls you took the other night and you need to
01:16:07Just take your time there just take a nice take it slow hold on there
01:16:13All right, let's get ready
01:16:16It's gonna get real nice style fruit. You can see right there very first
01:16:28One door someone called Chris Hansen because I'm destroying a 13 year old ass
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