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00:00what's your talent just show me your talent hurry up
00:17I missed the part where that's my problem
00:30I'm on my mind, I'm on my mind, I'm a cop, gun, gun, I'm crazy
00:34I love you, oh I do, need you, no matter what I do
00:41you got free
01:00I'm on my mind, I'm on my mind, I'm a cop, gun, gun, I'm crazy
01:07I love you, oh I do, need you, no matter what I do
01:14you got free
01:30I'm on my mind, I'm on my mind, I'm a cop, gun, gun, I'm crazy
01:46I love you, oh I do, need you, no matter what I do
01:56you're always forever near and far closer together everywhere I will be with you everything I will
02:04I'm on my mind, I'm on my mind, I'm a cop, gun, gun, I'm crazy
02:34you
03:05must go
03:07we must go bowling
03:09you know
03:11damn damn damn
03:35you
03:49Nikki
03:51I'm going to take a dump
03:53I'm going to take a dump
03:55for you
04:05I
04:08make her disappear just like poop then she's gone
04:11addicted don't know what
04:13I'm on
04:15I'll be back
04:17mom
04:19mom
04:21mom
04:23mom
04:25mom
04:27mom
04:35you
04:43yo
04:55oh my god
04:59all the real
05:05wait
05:17wow
05:19so high up
05:21jump off jump off
05:35oh
05:53hey
05:55wait
05:57wait
05:59wait
06:01wait
06:03wait
06:05wait
06:07wait
06:09wait
06:11wait
06:13wait
06:15wait
06:17wait
06:19wait
06:21wait
06:23wait
06:25wait
06:27wait
06:29wait
06:31wait
06:33wait
06:35wait
06:37wait
06:39wait
06:41wait
06:45baby
06:47okay
06:49I haven't shown in three years
06:51I
06:53oh
07:09that's a whole that's a straight essay man oh he's not having it bro he's not
07:17this is my idea of a very nice day out
07:21carry please
07:23oh dude are you okay?
07:34Merry Christmas
07:51wow
08:01i want to be pregnant
08:21you're done you're done
08:23so one of my glasses glass one of my glasses glasses did fall out
08:30but we are on the right track we are getting it back in see
08:50oh he's talking too bad
09:10let's cross the street
09:11cross the street?
09:12yeah
09:12oh give me a sec
09:14who you calling?
09:15yo mama can i cross the street?
09:50so
10:16choose my partner to be
10:18the rock
10:30hey what's it doing bitch oh shit
10:47so
11:17oh
11:45good morning
11:45how are you
11:46how are you what's your name
11:47i'm fine
12:01three two one
12:17okay you better go first
12:31oh hell yeah one two three four
12:47oh
13:07that was a clean
13:17oh
13:37oh what the fuck
13:47oh
14:02sorry i don't talk in a
14:04voice i don't know what you expected me to do
14:18so
14:40what
14:47oh
15:03oh
15:17oh
15:31you can't win now frieza i have over 100
15:47what the fuck i ain't do that watch this oh yeah i've already seen that
15:56did you see that okay well you're gonna watch it again with me
16:06i hate him i hate him i feel like i'm never gonna
16:17do it
16:19i want you to do it
16:22oh that's cute i'm so excited to be here my husband is a bodybuilder
16:27and he's here with me today see when we met
16:34oh
16:44jesus christ
16:47jesus why are you wearing the hairnet you're bald
16:55oh my god it is oh my god
17:03stay away
17:05no
17:07no
17:09that's a nice boot
17:11oh no
17:13oh no
17:15oh no
17:17oh no
17:19oh no
17:21oh no
17:24oh no
17:31and dick your boyfriend likes dick
17:33we do not appreciate being filmed
17:35oh he's not filmed he identifies the camera
17:37we just yeah we just kind of
17:39i'm glad it's funny to you
17:41it's just very confusing
17:43hey sir sir
17:45could you not could you not touch our camera
17:47he identifies the camera you just touched his ass
17:49that's weird
17:53so
18:13now singing
18:23So, I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:25I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:27I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:29I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:31I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:33I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:35I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:37I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:39I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:41I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:43I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:45I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:47I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:49I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:51I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:53I'm going to show you how to do it.
18:55I'm going to show you how to do it.
19:17Wow.
19:19Oh
19:44Now somebody better be dying
19:46I'm dying
20:16I know I need you
20:19Can't touch this
20:22Can't touch this
20:38Mommy answer
20:46Oh
21:00Do three finger links right at the crease of the wrist the bottom part of the finger right down here
21:04Take your point right there right between the two tendons
21:07You're gonna go up and down like this do that for about one minute
21:10Then just hold that point close your eyes and watch how you drift off
21:16You're my friend now
21:20Mom why'd you have to take me to supercuts this haircut looks horrible
21:46Oh
22:16Hey, yo, it's timber
22:46I
23:09Don't freaking know open. No, it's closed. Is this open or closed?
23:16No, it's closed. Listen, is this open or closed?
23:23Open no, it's closed
23:28Listen is this open or closed?
23:34Open no, it's closed
23:39Open or closed
23:41Oh
24:00Forgot my keys bro, you're gonna let the dog out shut the door bro. What dog?
24:11Oh
24:23I'm not hurting the frog in any way whatsoever. You see it's puffing up his body. He's like a balloon right now
24:29Yes, I know but you have have you not figured out that you've already been captured
24:34Yeah
24:41Oh
24:43Oh
24:45Oh
25:09Guys I forgot to tell you I'm dating someone new now. This is my girlfriend reveal part two
25:14I hope you guys like her. She's way cuter and she a free free, you know, so you want to kiss me?
25:21We could be a family
25:29Thank you all your love has broken the curse and freed my soul I'll never have to kill again
25:39Yo, check this out
25:44Oh
25:50Does it say connection is fun connection is fun, that's it. That's what that says
25:58Pikachu Pikachu
26:00Hey
26:13Did you know that there is one word that is the same in every language in the world
26:18What is it? Is it mom?
26:21chocolate or
26:23pizza
26:30Oh
26:49You dropped your phone, oh my thank you. Thank you
26:55Enjoy
27:03Call me
27:25Did someone say KFC
27:44Hi mom, hi mom. Come on mom. Hurry up
27:55Get out get out get out. Oh, I've been married a long time ago. Would you to come from work here to go?
28:01What do they come from?
28:03feed this hungry African child
28:20Stranger
28:25Oh
28:55Oh
29:25Oh
29:55I
30:03Can to the
30:25You are watching a master at work
30:55Oh
31:11Sir would you rather have $100 or a mystery gift you want $100? Okay. Okay. Here you go. Let's see what you missed out on
31:18Wait
31:25I
31:27I
31:29We have to get it
31:52Did you know why Miles Morales name is Miles Morales and not Peter Parker like the other spider-men
31:58This is because he's a Nick
32:02Damn those girls are cute. Yeah, watch this
32:28Give me the phone
32:42Hey, what number did you call? Oh, it was just some random number
32:44I found on a missing children's poster. Like I got in a lot of numbers on there like check this one out
32:58Oh
33:15I'm with the coolest mom I've ever
33:17Oh
33:39You look like Jungkook
33:41Do I jungkook with OBC boiled jungkook junk food jungle book
33:48Or or cow or cow?
33:50jungkook if he ate Jupiter
33:52Oh
34:07Up at their tiny post Ryan his team were being pounded almost instantly every one of them was wounded
34:23Oh
34:27No, of course not