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00:00:00May I have your attention, please?
00:00:11All car drivers and the passengers traveling on the PO Le Havre 915 sailing to Portsmouth
00:00:18are requested to return to the vehicles for embarkation.
00:00:22Votre attention, s'il vous plaît.
00:00:23Tous les passagers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:00:29de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:00:30de l'embarquement.
00:00:31Merci.
00:00:32All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:00:33de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:00:34de l'embarquement.
00:00:35Merci.
00:00:36All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:00:37de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:00:38de l'embarquement.
00:00:39Merci.
00:00:40All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:00:41de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:00:42de l'embarquement.
00:00:43Merci.
00:00:44All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:00:51de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:00:58de l'embarquement.
00:00:59Merci.
00:01:00All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:01de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:02de l'embarquement.
00:01:03Merci.
00:01:04All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:05de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:06de l'embarquement.
00:01:07Merci.
00:01:08All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:09de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:10de l'embarquement.
00:01:11Merci.
00:01:12All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:13de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:14de l'embarquement.
00:01:15Merci.
00:01:16All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:17de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:18de l'embarquement.
00:01:19Merci.
00:01:20All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:21de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:01:22de l'embarquement.
00:01:23Merci.
00:01:24All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:01:53de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:00de l'embarquement.
00:02:01Merci.
00:02:02All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:03de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:04de l'embarquement.
00:02:05Merci.
00:02:06All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:07de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:08de l'embarquement.
00:02:09Merci.
00:02:10All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:11de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:12de l'embarquement.
00:02:13Merci.
00:02:14All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:15de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:16de l'embarquement.
00:02:17Merci.
00:02:18All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:19de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:20de l'embarquement.
00:02:21Merci.
00:02:22All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:23de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:24de l'embarquement.
00:02:25Merci.
00:02:26All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est de la
00:02:27station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle de l'embarquement.
00:02:28Merci.
00:02:29All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:30de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:31de l'embarquement.
00:02:32Merci.
00:02:33All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:02:34de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:35de l'embarquement.
00:02:36Merci.
00:02:37All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est de
00:02:38la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:02:39de l'embarquement.
00:02:40Merci.
00:02:41All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:03de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:12de l'embarquement.
00:03:13Merci.
00:03:14All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:15de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:16de l'embarquement.
00:03:17Merci.
00:03:18All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:19de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:20de l'embarquement.
00:03:21Merci.
00:03:22All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:23de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:24de l'embarquement.
00:03:25Merci.
00:03:26All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:27de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:28de l'embarquement.
00:03:29Merci.
00:03:30All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:31de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:32de l'embarquement.
00:03:33Merci.
00:03:34All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est
00:03:35de la station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle
00:03:36de l'embarquement.
00:03:37Merci.
00:03:38All the passengers motorisés voyageant avec PO Le Havre au départ de 21h15 à l'est de la
00:03:39station de Portsmouth sont priés de rejoindre leurs véhicules pour le contrôle de l'embarquement.
00:04:07Ladies and gentlemen, please listen very carefully to the following safety announcement.
00:04:12Your attention is drawn to the emergency instruction notices which are displayed in assembly stations
00:04:17on your cabin doors and other passenger spaces.
00:04:22These instructions include the location of assembly stations where passengers should
00:04:25assemble in the event of an emergency, the method of donning a life jacket, and a description
00:04:31of the general emergency alarm signal.
00:04:36Nous attirons votre attention sur les instructions d'urgence qui sont affichées au point de rassemblement
00:04:40et sur les espaces réservés aux passagers, et si vous avez une cabine, sur la porte intérieure
00:04:45de votre cabine.
00:04:46Il vous indique l'emplacement des points de rassemblement, c'est-à-dire les espaces où
00:04:52les passagers sont priés de se rassembler en cas d'urgence, la façon de mettre un gilet
00:04:56de sauvetage, et une description du signal général d'alarme en cas d'urgence.
00:05:01Sur ce navire, les gilets de sauvetage sont en proposé sur les ports extérieurs et seront
00:05:06distribués dans le cas peu probable d'un abandon de navire.
00:05:11Restez calme et suivez les instructions du personnel.
00:05:30Restez calme et suivez les instructions du personnel.
00:06:00Excusez-moi, il n'y a plus de traces.
00:06:20Excusez-moi, vous n'avez rien.
00:06:50Roast beef, please.
00:07:06Roast beef, chef.
00:07:08Well done.
00:07:09Well done.
00:07:10No chips.
00:07:11The same, please.
00:07:13No chips, please.
00:07:14Here comes the roast beef with chips.
00:07:15Yes, but I said I didn't want any chips.
00:07:16Don't eat them.
00:07:17But if I see them, I will be inclined to eat them.
00:07:20I don't want them.
00:07:21I'm sorry, but roast beef comes with chips.
00:07:22It's all together.
00:07:23It's the menu type.
00:07:24Sir?
00:07:25Another roast beef.
00:07:27Take them.
00:07:30I'm so hungry, sir.
00:07:31You're hungry?
00:07:32Yes.
00:07:33It looks like it.
00:09:08What's the matter?
00:09:10It's not going to get any warmer.
00:09:11You might want to get a chair.
00:09:12There's a chair over there.
00:09:13I mean, I'm just suggesting it.
00:09:14Sir?
00:09:15Yeah?
00:09:16Can I take, uh, a chair?
00:09:21What?
00:09:22The chair.
00:09:23Of a chair!?
00:09:24Why don't you come and join me, hmm?
00:09:27Uh, no.
00:09:28Just the...
00:09:29Just the chair.
00:09:30εν'
00:09:32Come on, cheers.
00:09:33Εr...
00:09:34Er..
00:09:35Uh...
00:10:06What's your name?
00:10:26What's your name?
00:10:28What's a mess in you?
00:10:40My name's Alice, if you're interested.
00:10:43Yeah, that's alright.
00:10:45You can call me Alice.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:56Where are you from?
00:10:59French.
00:11:00I get that.
00:11:01Where in France are you from?
00:11:03Le Mans.
00:11:05It's very horrible, but it's the country that I'm from.
00:11:09Le Mans.
00:11:35Le Mans.
00:12:04It's okay?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:24I should stop smoking, but I can't.
00:12:29Because I need my cigarettes.
00:12:35Especially in the evening.
00:12:40Otherwise I'm sad.
00:12:45Malheureux comme les pierres.
00:12:47What does malheureux comme les pierres mean?
00:12:49I feel bad.
00:12:51Je stresse.
00:12:54George, how old are you?
00:12:56When did you start smoking?
00:13:00I started when I was 12.
00:13:03But you know, just like that.
00:13:06Buying a packet with my friends, my copains.
00:13:12Your mates?
00:13:14Copains, mates.
00:13:16I don't speak French, if you want us to speak French.
00:13:19Yeah, just buying a packet like that with my mates.
00:13:23To smoke.
00:13:26I didn't think I'd get addicted.
00:13:44Everyone smokes.
00:13:47My mum smokes 2 or 3 cigarettes with me in the evening.
00:13:50She likes it.
00:13:52She likes it?
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:54Yeah, she likes it because she started smoking when she was 14.
00:13:59She never stopped.
00:14:04All my mates smoke.
00:14:09My parents are not very cool, but they smoke in secret.
00:14:13They say their parents are stupid, that's all.
00:14:16For your mum, she's cool?
00:14:17Yeah, very, very cool.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:23My dad argues with her all the time because he thinks too much is happening to me.
00:14:27What does your dad do?
00:14:29He's a police officer at the court of accounts.
00:14:31He's not very cool, but he's okay.
00:14:34He's nice.
00:14:36He's not like my mum.
00:14:38She loves me.
00:14:41There's still something about her though.
00:14:44It's when I totally fucked up my 3rd year.
00:14:46She didn't like that.
00:14:48Fucked up?
00:14:49Fucked up.
00:14:50I didn't do anything.
00:14:52Usually I wake up in the 3rd year and I go.
00:14:56But I didn't go.
00:14:58I didn't do anything.
00:15:00That's not very smart.
00:15:02Yeah, but you have to see the teachers I had.
00:15:04They're all assholes.
00:15:06A teacher can't be an asshole, that's not logical.
00:15:08Well, yes.
00:15:09To be a teacher, it's a stupid job.
00:15:13You're not a teacher?
00:15:14No, I'm a photographer.
00:15:16You see?
00:15:17As soon as you get out of school, you go back to
00:15:19picking up the same shit as the students we don't give a fuck about.
00:15:22I don't know, there's nothing more exciting in life.
00:15:25And it's not even well paid, so...
00:15:28Obviously, since we're here as crinoline teachers,
00:15:32we don't want to learn.
00:15:34Whether you like it or not, you had to go to class.
00:15:37You should at least follow the rules.
00:15:39That's what I say now, but I didn't ask for anything.
00:15:43So now, I'm doing school work.
00:15:46And it sucks.
00:15:48But it's good for my face.
00:15:53How old are you?
00:15:5518.
00:15:5818?
00:15:59Yeah.
00:16:05You're not going to eat?
00:16:07No, it'll keep me from sleeping.
00:16:09It'll keep me from sleeping. I could drink a little.
00:16:11My problem is waking up. I have a hard time waking up.
00:16:14Life is boring.
00:16:17Endless and boring.
00:16:21But at the same time, it goes by so fast.
00:16:24You'll see, years go by like weeks.
00:16:26We have time to do nothing.
00:16:35Lister knows how to make a living, since we waste our time.
00:16:38We do nothing.
00:16:40No?
00:16:42I do nothing.
00:16:46What do you want to do with your life? Do you have an idea?
00:16:49Don't you wonder how adults finance their cars, their apartments,
00:16:54their country houses?
00:16:57It costs a fortune.
00:16:59We don't understand where all this money comes from,
00:17:01or how we make it so we can have it.
00:17:03It's not a job.
00:17:08It's not with the scholarship they give you at the end of high school
00:17:11to do your homework, because there's no choice.
00:17:13Except for teachers.
00:17:15Doctors, veterinarians, lawyers.
00:17:21That's what's worrying when you're young, isn't it?
00:17:24Because you have no idea what you want to do later,
00:17:27and everyone is there to ask you,
00:17:29with the habit of wanting to orientate you,
00:17:31as you get younger.
00:17:33You wander here and there,
00:17:35and you always end up behind yourself.
00:17:41I'm going to tell you, you shouldn't worry.
00:17:44It comes on its own,
00:17:46with age.
00:18:00What's very important is to have confidence in yourself,
00:18:02and to not care about the future.
00:18:04In the future, you'll be treated like cheese,
00:18:06as if you had to prepare it for the future.
00:18:09It comes on its own, it's given.
00:18:15What you need is to have the grace.
00:18:20To know how to wait for it, to receive it.
00:18:22It's like a tennis ball, you can't miss it.
00:18:25Adults, I don't know why, but they have wings.
00:18:28And sometimes it's impossible to catch up with their future,
00:18:31because it's certain that we're whole.
00:18:33And then there are people who make us sick with their anxiety,
00:18:36because they tell us about security, full employment,
00:18:38about being reasonable.
00:18:42Don't you think life today is a bit horrible?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46I think we should think very seriously about what we want to do.
00:18:51It's a job that brings back.
00:18:53In a sector where there are not many people.
00:18:56It's no use doing sociology or law,
00:18:58and crying because afterwards we're part of a broken troop.
00:19:02Anyway, what matters today is the look, no?
00:19:04But...
00:19:05But if it's the look,
00:19:06you're not going to tell me that all good women
00:19:08from the age of 30 don't worry.
00:19:09Well, it depends.
00:19:10Yes, even men now,
00:19:11they're afraid of being put in a corner in their job.
00:19:14No, the good plan is to get aesthetic surgery.
00:19:18All the old schnooks are waiting for that.
00:19:20To get their face done again.
00:19:22Even those who are against it.
00:19:24I don't know, the day I need it, maybe.
00:19:27But it's obvious that everyone is going to get their face pulled one day or another.
00:19:31And there, well, I'll be there.
00:19:33Devoted and everything.
00:19:36Thomas Saignet,
00:19:37I'll take ten years from you,
00:19:38but I'll spare you all your savings.
00:19:39And we'll have a good life.
00:19:42I'm kidding, but hey,
00:19:43it can take a lot.
00:19:44It's not about getting through security.
00:19:4740,000 per surgery.
00:19:49Two or three small surgeries a week.
00:19:51It's okay.
00:19:52I can live.
00:19:55But staying a student until I'm 30, no.
00:19:57No, no.
00:19:58That's not me.
00:20:00It's because you're very young.
00:20:0230 years is not old,
00:20:03and it will pass quickly.
00:20:07Do you want our coffee, madam?
00:20:09No.
00:20:11Yes, you're right,
00:20:12I could shake a little.
00:20:13There are lots of bars.
00:20:14You drag them into the bars?
00:20:15Why?
00:20:16Well, I don't know.
00:20:17I think we're spending a lot of money in Nice,
00:20:19so it would be a shame
00:20:20to go to bed at 10 o'clock
00:20:22without doing style.
00:20:23Romantic.
00:20:33Can I ask you a favor?
00:20:35Something that men hate to do.
00:20:37What do men hate to do?
00:20:39Everything.
00:20:40But above all, shopping.
00:20:43Shopping.
00:20:45Uh-huh.
00:21:16I thought it was far less expensive in France
00:21:18than it is in England.
00:21:29I hope you have your ticket on you.
00:21:31Otherwise, you're no use.
00:21:45It's not the right time.
00:22:02I don't know how we can not become colleagues with this.
00:22:11Give me some advice.
00:22:12Is this wine French?
00:22:13I don't know.
00:22:14I only drink coca.
00:22:17They force us to buy this,
00:22:18to buy the bibin,
00:22:19since we can exchange two bottles of wine
00:22:21for a bottle of whiskey here.
00:22:22So...
00:22:24Mouton calé.
00:22:25That's very good.
00:22:26Very good.
00:22:27Very, very good.
00:22:29And me?
00:22:30Champagne.
00:22:31The bubbles are small,
00:22:32it has no taste.
00:22:33It's perfect.
00:22:34That's it.
00:22:43Here.
00:22:48That's fun.
00:22:52It's really only half the price that I have.
00:22:56You don't care?
00:22:57It doesn't interest you?
00:22:59Here, look,
00:23:00chocolate almonds,
00:23:01are you interested?
00:23:02Uh, no.
00:23:03It's a specialty.
00:23:04No, thank you.
00:23:05Marmalade.
00:23:06We don't find the marmalade over there in France.
00:23:13May I have your tickets, please?
00:23:20Certainly.
00:23:22Do you have any identification?
00:23:24I'm sorry, you have to be 18 to buy alcohol.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47You have to be 18 to buy alcohol.
00:23:48Yeah, but my mother said I'm allowed to drink beer.
00:23:51I'm sorry, you have to be 18.
00:23:52I'll take the whiskey and the two champagnes, please.
00:23:54All right.
00:23:55You don't have to explain anything to anyone.
00:23:56Really.
00:23:57That'll be 52 pounds, please.
00:23:59That's why men hate to go shopping.
00:24:00They hate carrying bags because they look absolutely silly.
00:24:57You know, that's not going to change anything, you're young anyways.
00:25:25Do you want to know something?
00:25:30Those young people, they depress me.
00:25:31I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:25:32Then you'd have much more fun.
00:25:34I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:25:40Then you'd have much more fun.
00:25:52I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:26:01Then you'd have much more fun.
00:26:13I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:26:22Then you'd have much more fun.
00:26:32Then you'd have much more fun.
00:26:53I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:27:07Then you'd have much more fun.
00:27:21I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:27:35Then you'd have much more fun.
00:27:48I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:27:58Then you'd have much more fun.
00:28:08I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:28:18Then you'd have much more fun.
00:28:28I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:28:36I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:28:46Then you'd have much more fun.
00:28:56I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:29:06Then you'd have much more fun.
00:29:16I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:29:26Then you'd have much more fun.
00:29:36I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:29:46Then you'd have much more fun.
00:29:56I don't belong here, I should leave.
00:30:06Then you'd have much more fun.
00:30:16Then you'd have much more fun.
00:30:26Then you'd have much more fun.
00:30:36Then you'd have much more fun.
00:30:46Then you'd have much more fun.
00:30:56Then you'd have much more fun.
00:31:06Then you'd have much more fun.
00:31:16The couple is an abominable relationship.
00:31:18But we think it's better to keep what we have than to be alone.
00:31:29It's better to be married than to be alone.
00:31:30It's awful to be a single woman.
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:37I'm single, I made a mistake.
00:31:40My husband, I had nothing to blame him for.
00:31:42He didn't even deceive me, I'm sure.
00:31:44I found it even worse.
00:31:46To what extent could he not be interested in me anymore?
00:31:49I was like a log, an object, a chair on which one can sit.
00:31:53Is it normal to treat a person like a thing?
00:32:01Can we stand it?
00:32:05I should have stayed. What do you think?
00:32:14I know, I should have stayed.
00:32:17It was like an asphyxiating lead cap.
00:32:24You know, when you look at someone you love, it's not so clear.
00:32:32That when he puts it on anyone but you,
00:32:35when he puts it on you and I don't see you,
00:32:37or rather, it takes this terrifying opacity,
00:32:40hard and ugly,
00:32:42in order to ignore you.
00:32:50We're fools for them.
00:32:55He doesn't want to live with us as a couple, he doesn't want to.
00:33:03It's unfair.
00:33:14Yet they care about us.
00:33:16They care about us when they made us like this.
00:33:18They don't expect us to leave at all.
00:33:21I've had it with this bastard.
00:33:27He won't come back.
00:33:28At least he'll take time to recover.
00:33:30I'm the one who left.
00:33:33Yet I'm unable to leave.
00:33:35It's not in my nature.
00:33:40But I dumped my husband yesterday.
00:33:49Which means I should have done it before.
00:33:53Can you imagine losing eight years of your life
00:33:56with someone who's unable to look at you after you're dead?
00:33:59What do you expect?
00:34:01Why are we like this?
00:34:09When we don't even have a child.
00:34:12We've always taken precautions.
00:34:16First of all, a man who loves a woman doesn't take such precautions.
00:34:22Do you know what that means? It's sordid, isn't it?
00:34:29I'm telling you all this, but it's not your problem.
00:34:31You're young.
00:34:32You might experience things in different ways.
00:34:37But it's going to change.
00:34:38I'm sure it's going to change.
00:34:51Do you want another coke?
00:34:52No, thanks.
00:34:54I need ammunition.
00:34:55I spent my first night on the floor.
00:34:57No, it's me.
00:34:58I'm going.
00:34:59Here.
00:35:10Hello.
00:35:13I'm sorry, you're underage.
00:35:15You see that woman over there?
00:35:17She's my mother.
00:35:47Are you allowed that?
00:35:53A very strict general rule.
00:35:55We're in the middle of the ocean, above the sea.
00:35:58After all, it's true.
00:36:03To what?
00:36:04To your studies?
00:36:05No.
00:36:06To your love.
00:36:07So what?
00:36:08You don't deserve it.
00:36:11Who?
00:36:12Your husband.
00:36:14He must be an idiot.
00:36:16It's not that simple.
00:36:34It's just that they're simple and we're complicated.
00:36:58Oh, fuck.
00:36:59They're going to make a crazy number.
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:38:19Oh, my God.
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00:42:08The man remains whole, he is beautiful.
00:42:14Only women are useless in life because they are more generous than men.
00:42:22And contrary to what we believe, they age better.
00:42:25Here, you who want to do aesthetic surgery,
00:42:28women never become bald, shaggy and infatuated with themselves at 40, is not it?
00:42:39What preserves you is youth, it is still safe.
00:42:48Be careful, you may not have long, however.
00:42:53Although the hair is very thick.
00:42:56They are beautiful.
00:42:58It's a beautiful hair.
00:43:03But be careful, we can lose them at 25, it can go very, very fast.
00:43:08No more hair, only pink.
00:43:11The skin of the buttocks.
00:43:13It changes everything.
00:43:16Notice that you have a round skull.
00:43:18It's a good base, it would already be more bearable.
00:43:22Yes, but that would really make me sick.
00:43:25It does not matter, we can lose our hair and still remain someone very good.
00:43:33What is necessary is to escape absolutely to the condition of a man.
00:43:37To all their contortions and arrogance.
00:43:40To exist.
00:43:42Because they do not exist, the poor.
00:43:44It's because they can not reproduce.
00:43:46That's their problem.
00:43:49So,
00:43:52they sell you things to reduce women.
00:43:56And give them power.
00:43:59Bureaucracy is a man's job.
00:44:02You will notice that it produces nothing at all.
00:44:06No wealth.
00:44:11A little ridiculous power.
00:44:14Like precocious ejaculation.
00:44:17Fat on the belly.
00:44:19A little smile.
00:44:21Replied.
00:44:23A little smile.
00:44:25A little smile.
00:44:26Replied.
00:44:28And you think everyone is really like that?
00:44:34All we meet, yes.
00:44:37All I met, anyway.
00:44:43When we do the balance, they are all the same.
00:44:47It's just the strangers who are a little interesting.
00:44:52I have the impression that you have done very badly the men with whom you have done ...
00:44:56With whom what?
00:45:00Here.
00:45:06Do you want to dance?
00:45:08It's more my style.
00:45:09You're not going to let me down now?
00:45:26Come on.
00:45:56Come on.
00:46:14Don't you have a boyfriend?
00:46:16It's none of your business.
00:46:22I fall.
00:46:24I'm lowered.
00:46:26The men are never worth it.
00:46:34I could take that badly.
00:46:35I'm a man, you know.
00:46:57I'm really going to have to get rid of it.
00:46:58It's not my taste.
00:47:01My special taste is the demagogy.
00:47:02Virile.
00:47:03Beauty.
00:47:08That's what I pretend, anyway.
00:47:12I go all the time with you the opposite.
00:47:27I haven't done it yet.
00:47:28It's not my taste.
00:47:29The boys could be the same.
00:47:31What do you mean?
00:47:35I know it's stupid.
00:47:38I should let myself go.
00:47:40Besides, it doesn't even count on me.
00:47:43I have no chance of falling in love with someone who is unable to hurt me.
00:47:47I am without consequence and exquisite.
00:47:49Only I am masochistic.
00:47:51You don't have any flaws at all?
00:47:52Not at all.
00:47:53I really like those who make me suffer.
00:47:57It's the mother of war, as they say.
00:47:59I don't understand.
00:48:01I really like tenderness.
00:48:04It's to be in each other's arms.
00:48:06It's one of the canines.
00:48:07The canines, it's a mistake.
00:48:08It's useless.
00:48:12It's not what makes you climb the curtain.
00:48:16When you're alone,
00:48:18it's better to be alone
00:48:19and to be badly accompanied.
00:48:20Don't you think it's stupid to be with someone
00:48:22without ever knowing it?
00:48:23Yes, it happens to me.
00:48:24But when it happens to me, I make a mistake.
00:48:27You're a tough woman.
00:48:29I thought you were sweet.
00:48:31When I saw you, I thought you were sweet.
00:48:33I want to know you.
00:48:34I want to hold you in my arms.
00:48:36The proof is that there are not only women who make mistakes.
00:48:38Men too.
00:48:39You're tough.
00:48:41You make fun of me because I love you.
00:48:44But one day I'll be older
00:48:46and you'll be really old
00:48:47and you'll remember to cry because you'll be alone.
00:48:49Thomas!
00:48:56I love you.
00:49:26I love you.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:50:00It's okay.
00:50:14I've always been afraid of water.
00:50:15When it's black, it attracts me and I fall into it.
00:50:27When I was little, I used to look at red fish
00:50:29in public gardens
00:50:30and every time I fell into it.
00:50:34Be careful, I won't stop you.
00:50:41What do you mean, you won't stop me?
00:50:43No, I wouldn't have any chance.
00:50:44I don't want to die for nothing.
00:50:48You dare say that in front of me?
00:50:49It's the truth.
00:50:50The water is 15 degrees.
00:50:52It's black.
00:50:56We wouldn't have any chance to hold on for 10 minutes.
00:51:02I'd like to be a knight, but I'm not stupid.
00:51:16Are you okay?
00:51:17I'm not asking you to teach me how to survive.
00:51:23I'm asking you to be romantic.
00:51:27No.
00:51:30I want to sleep with you.
00:51:32Very romantic.
00:51:34Do you think we say that to a woman we're walking with?
00:51:39I'm sorry if I'm too cruel, but...
00:51:44with you,
00:51:45I don't know how to be.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:52:05All women are cruel,
00:52:06contrary to what we believe.
00:52:10None of us want to cook.
00:52:27What are you looking at?
00:52:33Nothing.
00:52:34I'm waiting.
00:52:47You have to learn
00:52:48that it's men's job to do what they don't want to do,
00:52:52that it's not up to women to help them,
00:52:54that it's more exciting to break them up
00:52:57than to watch them kill each other
00:52:59to get back at them.
00:53:17Let's go.
00:53:19We're going to your place.
00:53:21There's a room.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:53Let's go.
00:53:59I think it's time to go to bed.
00:54:00We have to decide
00:54:01not to do anything serious.
00:54:02It's best if he goes to my cabin,
00:54:03since I have one.
00:54:05Come on.
00:54:09Because we'll be quiet,
00:54:10without anyone to disturb us.
00:54:13But there's a risk.
00:54:15There's always the risk
00:54:16of being interrupted
00:54:17while you were doing very well
00:54:18and not wanting to start again.
00:54:23Let's go.
00:54:39Don't you think it's stupid
00:54:40to stop here
00:54:41over a bad memory?
00:54:43No.
00:54:44No?
00:54:45No.
00:54:54It's great.
00:54:55There's even a window.
00:54:56Yes.
00:54:57I have a window.
00:55:07It's stupid.
00:55:08Even in the luxury cabin,
00:55:09they don't put big beds.
00:55:23Okay.
00:55:54Don't you think it's a great idea
00:55:55to come here?
00:55:56It's not that.
00:56:23Okay.
00:56:53Okay.
00:57:23I'm sorry.
00:57:47I know I'm disgusting.
00:57:48I can't make things easier.
00:57:54But I feel so intimate.
00:58:00It's incredible
00:58:01to still be like this at my age.
00:58:06I think I can't decide
00:58:07to cheat on my husband.
00:58:10But it's over.
00:58:20You've already been in love.
00:58:23Yeah.
00:58:26I never want to go on a date.
00:58:32I can't go on a date.
00:58:33I'm stuck.
00:58:34I'm stuck.
00:58:39How long have you been together?
00:58:41Three months.
00:58:42We've been together for eight years.
00:58:44That's a long time.
00:58:47He shouldn't be embarrassed.
00:58:48About what?
00:58:50About me.
00:58:51Do you think he already cheated on me?
00:58:53There's a chance.
00:58:55Bastard.
00:58:58We're all bastards.
00:59:07What do you think of that?
00:59:09There's no love.
00:59:10There are only words to come to the end.
00:59:12And we women are so stupid.
00:59:14We think we can be happy.
00:59:17We're all bastards.
00:59:19Who consider me like a piece of flesh.
00:59:24I love you.
00:59:32I'll be back in ten minutes.
00:59:35I'll be waiting for you.
00:59:53I love you.
01:00:23I love you.
01:00:54Come here.
01:01:00Don't go fast like everyone else.
01:01:05I told you.
01:01:07You can't have a love affair that lasts eight and a half months.
01:01:11It's a...
01:01:13vibration inside.
01:01:23I love you.
01:01:53I love you.
01:02:12I love your skin, it's soft.
01:02:17It's really soft.
01:02:20You're as soft as a baby.
01:02:22It's amazing to be so young.
01:02:26You look like you're sixteen.
01:02:28Really?
01:02:29Yes.
01:02:31You look very young, it's incredible.
01:02:33I don't have any hair.
01:02:35You'll see.
01:02:36It doesn't change anything.
01:02:37It's your look that's young.
01:02:41Maybe because in my head I'm very young.
01:02:49I love you.
01:03:20I love you.
01:03:23I love you.
01:03:24I love you.
01:03:49I love you.
01:04:13Do you?
01:04:14No.
01:04:20What do you think? Do you have a lot of little friends?
01:04:22You know, in my generation, it's not the same.
01:04:27It doesn't seem to me to be able to change a lot anyway.
01:04:29Well, yes.
01:04:30We don't have any fixed little friends.
01:04:32It's no longer the big drama or the big crisis.
01:04:38What do you mean, no drama, no crisis?
01:04:40No, no drama.
01:04:43What's up?
01:04:45What do you do for fun, then?
01:04:47What do you do for fun, then?
01:04:49I knew you wouldn't understand.
01:04:51It's not at all like before, it's much cooler.
01:04:53You can be with a girl and then...
01:04:56When we're not there, we can go with another.
01:04:58Even her best friend.
01:04:59We can go out together, it's not a problem.
01:05:03Go out, go out, what vocabulary.
01:05:17Go out, go out.
01:05:47I don't want to cut my hair, it hurts.
01:05:53If you don't cut it, if you cut it, you're going to get a cut.
01:06:01Maybe there's still a lot of hair.
01:06:18Anyway, with us, there's no solution.
01:06:22If you wake up, we don't make you go to sleep, so...
01:06:25It's exactly the same thing.
01:06:28It's bestial.
01:06:29I don't like it when you talk like that.
01:06:31You say you're talking about others.
01:06:35You're not sweet.
01:06:36I'm very sweet, I'm way too sweet.
01:06:38We're not mean people.
01:06:41It's not true.
01:06:42Yes.
01:06:47Okay.
01:07:18Here.
01:07:42Don't put that in your pocket, you'll get a turtle speed.
01:07:47No.
01:07:56There are only men to be silent.
01:07:58I swear, you're not good at it.
01:08:00I have to tell you, I feel like I'm not me.
01:08:03Hurry up, don't be like your peers.
01:08:06I'm not the others.
01:08:08It's true, you're much more charming than the others.
01:08:12I'd like us to take a walk together.
01:08:14No problem.
01:08:27Come closer.
01:08:34Smile, please.
01:08:53Here.
01:09:00We're good, right?
01:09:11Yes.
01:09:15You'll make me a nice dedication.
01:10:12Morning.
01:10:13Morning.
01:10:14Together.
01:10:15Yes.
01:10:41Bye.
01:10:42Bye.
01:11:11Ladies and gentlemen, the captain informs you that we are now entering the port of Portsmouth and that we will land in about 40 minutes at 5.30 am English time, 6.30 am French time.
01:12:01You look hungry.
01:12:12You look like you haven't eaten in a week.
01:12:18We're almost there.
01:12:22We have time.
01:12:28You're not in a hurry to leave, are you?
01:12:31You're not in a hurry to leave, are you?
01:12:41I'm not.
01:12:43Don't worry about it.
01:13:20Thanks.
01:13:30Stop eating.
01:13:44Do you think you're making things easier for me?
01:14:13Should I get my bag?
01:14:14Yes.
01:14:16You should get your bag.
01:14:17Wait for me.
01:14:19I will wait.
01:14:21Join me.
01:16:01It's not fair, Simon.
01:16:03No.
01:16:37You're welcome.
01:18:04Thanks.
01:18:35Thanks.
01:19:04Thanks.
01:19:05Thanks.
01:19:06Thanks.
01:19:07Thanks.