furkey boyzz new ep
furkey boyz ep
furkey boyzz new ep 2024
Choocha, Hunny and Laali pursue their outlandish and sometimes dangerous dreams while the scheming Bholi Punjaban constantly tries to sabotage their plans.
चूचा, हन्नी और लाली अपने आलीशान और खतरनाक सपनों को पूरा करना चाहते हैं, जबकि चालाक भोली पंजाबन लगातार उनकी योजनाओं को विफल करने की कोशिश करती है।
furkey boyz ep
furkey boyzz new ep 2024
Choocha, Hunny and Laali pursue their outlandish and sometimes dangerous dreams while the scheming Bholi Punjaban constantly tries to sabotage their plans.
चूचा, हन्नी और लाली अपने आलीशान और खतरनाक सपनों को पूरा करना चाहते हैं, जबकि चालाक भोली पंजाबन लगातार उनकी योजनाओं को विफल करने की कोशिश करती है।
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00:00Oye, yadash toh wapas laoji.
00:13Oye oye, Sikandar bhai, akele akele nariyur paani katak rahe ho.
00:17Choda mujhe bhi bilao.
00:21Nahi dega.
00:23Tu meru bhai nahi hai, Sikandar.
00:25I don't like.
00:31Aasi kaun? Aasi kaun? Main kaun? Kaun kaun?
00:37Oye, kya hua tujhe? Main tera bhai Honey.
00:41Tera naam hai bada funny. Aapse tujhe bulaunga Sunny.
00:53Kya hua aise?
00:54O dekh, yeh Sikandar.
00:56Apaaji yeh bandar hai, Sikandar nahi. Aaj se tera naam hoga bandar.
01:05Aap tusi kaun? Aasi kaun? Main kaun? Kaun kaun?
01:11O teri, coconut lagne se iske khobri ke andar ki hard disk corrupt ho gayi hai.
01:16Aur chinche ki yaadash chali gayi hai.
01:18Oye, matlab memory loss ho gaya?
01:20Matlab mere chole bhature ka isaab hi bhool gaya?
01:23Dada ji ki spade bade gayi.
01:29Par sir, har baar exam paper hum staff room mein hi rakhte hai.
01:35Don't worry, Juski sir. Exam papers mere office mein double safe hai.
01:48Aiyo, yeh bandar kaise aaya mera office ke andar? Isko bhaga ho Juski sir.
01:57Main teacher hu, mataari nahi. Mujhe khud jaar lag raha hai, sir.
02:12Aiyo, Mr. Monkey, have some tutti-frutti.
02:17Silence!
02:23Aiyo bandar, chup chaap chala jaa yahan se. Wana tujhe bail bala dunga.
02:31Bhaga ho!
02:37Aiyo, yeh monkey kahaan se aaya?
02:39O sirji, yeh Sikandar hai. Chucha ka bandar.
02:42Mr. Chucha, apna bandar ko surrender karne bolo ji. Mera office ko kidnap kar liya.
02:47Chucha? Yeh chucha ki hai?
02:49Jaise main moorti, tum chucha.
02:51O, kya kamal ki moorti hai. Chalti phirti hai, kapda pehanti hai aur bolti bhi hai.
02:57O, swag thoda kam hai.
02:59Aiyo, main statue nahi. Human. Moorti mera naam hai ji.
03:04Moorti human hai, bandar Sikandar hai, aur hum mein shahid nahi bachho hai.
03:10Chucha hai? Aur tum sabke dimaan balne balne ho gaye kya?
03:14Sir, iske beje mein memory loss ka earthquake ho gaye hai. Iski yaadast chali gaye hai.
03:21Kuch karo, Sikandar ko mera office zaldi out karo ji.
03:24Sikandar sirf Chucha ki sunta hai.
03:26Iska matlab Sikandar ko out karne ke liye, Chucha ke yaadast ko uske beje mein in karna hoga.
03:36Sir, mujhe toh lagta hai yeh sab fukra panti hai.
03:44Aiyo, iska aise dekho ki ek Mumbai aur doosra Konkata mein hai.
03:48Sir, main koshish karta hu. Chucha ji, mujhe pehchana?
03:53Main Chuski sir.
03:59Chuski? Ek aur comedy naam.
04:04Mainne ice cream ki chuski liye liye.
04:10Chuski praan, tumhare rishtedaron ka naam kya hai?
04:15Muski, bhiski, duski.
04:21Kamal hai, tumhe mere relatives ke naam kaise pata chali?
04:25Aiyo, problem, big problem.
04:37Is Sanjeevani puti se sab yaada jaayega Chucha, report kaal.
04:46Zero, zero, zero, superb.
04:53Yaadast aagayi beta, aagayi.
04:56Yeh aapki mark seat hai yeh ande ki shop, itni ande.
05:05Silence, yeh mera nahi tera report card hai.
05:10Abhi kuch yaad aaya Chucha ji.
05:13Ring any bell?
05:15Bell, bell.
05:18Yaad aaya.
05:20Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle all the way.
05:25Yaar bell nahi Chuchi, bell.
05:27Chuski sir, aap bell ka demo do na, shayad kuch yaad aajaye.
05:34Yeh hota hai bell, yaad aaya.
05:37Thoda aur bend, thoda aur.
05:40Facing front, side side, mundi upar.
05:43Jaan se dek Chuchi.
05:45Aap bell mujhe maat, yaad aaja.
05:49Meri hi goli mujhe khaani pad rahi hai.
05:51Abhi dikhaata hu tujhe.
05:56Aayo Chuski sir, stop.
05:58Tumhara demo aadar se nahi hai ji.
06:00Main dikhaata hai bell.
06:03Now remember bell.
06:06Lagta hai memory aagaya.
06:09Brrrr.
06:11Brrrr.
06:13Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
06:23Aayo, gurji ko daadi pasand nahi tha.
06:26Always clean shave.
06:28Mujhe maaf karo gurji.
06:30Is bandar ko mere haafis se out karo.
06:33Haan.
06:36Tum chucha ho.
06:38Kuch yaad aaya?
06:39O aunty ji, aa yaad aaya.
06:42Kya yaad aaya?
06:43Yeh ki subah se chaar logon ne kahaya ki main chucha hu.
06:48Uf ho chucha.
06:49Tum yeh kela dikhaakar Sikandar ko bahar nikaalo.
06:54Aunty ji, uska naam bandar hai.
06:57Nahi naam rakha hai, mujhe sab yaad hai.
07:03Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
07:20Yeh chucha to mujhe kaise bhul gaya yaar.
07:22Apni dosti to banta hai bhai.
07:24Tu soda, main bottle.
07:26Aur main gas.
07:28Yaad karo apni banta party.
07:30Banta?
07:31Bhaiyo, main kuch nahi jaanta banta shinta.
07:34Banta yaad nahi?
07:35To, ui ui ui ui ui ui ui.
07:37Tu yaad hoga?
07:38Oye chucha.
07:40Ui ui ui ui ui ui ui.
07:42Kya hua?
07:43Katlon mein ke cheetiyan ghus gayi kya?
07:56Hello chucha, ui ui ui.
07:58Yeh school yaad kar, ui ui ui.
08:01Yeh dosti to yaad kar, ui ui ui.
08:03Chhole patore, ui ui ui.
08:05Sikandar ko bhaga de, ui ui ui.
08:08Ab tusi kaun, ussi kaun, main kaun, kaun, kaun.
08:15Chucha ki yaadhaas wapas bhila machi.
08:22Chucha sab kuch bhool sakta hai.
08:24Kukri staan ko nahi.
08:25Abhi yaad aa jayega sab kuch.
08:28Yeh tyre, yeh car, yeh ped.
08:30Apna adda chucha, yahi baith kar ganto fukra panti kiya humne.
08:34Ui, class bandh karke yahi to fukra panti kya karte the.
08:40Mera matlab, class ke baad.
08:42Ui chucha yeh dekh, is tyre ki share yaad kar.
08:49Haan haan, mujhe to yaad nahi.
08:51Par tumhe yeh share jaroor yaad regi, bhaji.
08:55Woh bhai, kuch yaad nahi isse.
08:58Maine suna hai, jo haath khana khilata hai,
09:01insaan usse kabhi nahi bhoolta.
09:03Ui, daddy ji ke haath, chalo.
09:09Ui putar, khaa khaa.
09:11Memory card na, recharge ho jana tera.
09:14Ui, yaad kar tere favourite chole bhature.
09:16Har rosh free mein khaate ho.
09:18Haan ji, yeh chole bhature mere favourite hai.
09:22Aaj se.
09:24Pehle ka to yaad nahi, uncle ji.
09:28Ui suna hai, is lomad ke bheji mein chemical locha ho rakha hai.
09:32Ui bholi, jaise bina paper milk ki goli.
09:36Aur bina sticky lolly.
09:40Ui lomad, hisaab mere.
09:42Warna tera rocket bana ke udadungi.
09:44Rocket?
09:45Kaise kaise?
09:46So so?
09:47Ui lomad, bait hidar.
09:50Ui lomad, ishaab mere.
09:52Warna tera rocket bana ke udadungi.
09:54Rocket?
09:55Ui lomad, bait hidar.
09:59Like this.
10:01Ui chucha.
10:08Aiyo, chucha ki yaad das
10:10aur Sikandar ko mere office se bahar nikaalne ka koi to solution hoga.
10:15Sir, coconut ke hit se chucha ki memory erase hui hai.
10:19Agar phir se, wahi coconut uski khopdi pe hit kare,
10:23koi yaad das wapas aa jaye.
10:25Aiyo, jo karna hai karo, chaldi karo ji.
10:28Aiyo, Sikandar out.
10:52Mera office.
10:55Chalo.
10:56Exam?
10:57Paper safe hai.
10:59Bhaiyo, lalli.
11:00Hum sab yaha kya kar rahe hain?
11:03Sab problems ki problem yeh coconut hai.
11:12Aiyo, rajkala.
11:14Yeh kya katakali waraha hai?
11:17Wo dingal kaun?
11:18Ungal kaun?
11:19Main kaun?
11:20Kaun kaun?