Comedian Langston Kerman talks parenting a top-tier baby, teaching mean teens and managing his mother-in-law's dating apps in this hilarious special.
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00:00I just found out my wife thinks that I'm special needs and yes she means it in a derogatory way
00:08she's a bad lady she should go to jail lock her up
00:15the other day she called me from work and she said this to me verbatim verbatim this is what
00:20she said to me now keep in mind I have changed some of the words to make me sound better and
00:27her sound worse but verbatim this is what she said to me she called me up right and she said hey
00:36I'm making chili tonight and I need you to heat up a can of beans and then she said and I'll
00:42never forget it she said and whatever you do don't put the can in the microwave
00:57you understand she told me her emergency contact
01:04not to put a can and when she said that I took a deep breath
01:08you know what I mean I took a deep breath and I really thought about all the time we've spent
01:13together the love that we've shared the bond that we've built I took a deep breath and then
01:19finally very calmly I said I said I said bitch I'll fucking kill you