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00:34Headshot! Headshot!
00:36Oh, right in the carrot. Headshot!
00:38Huh?
00:40A branch must have knocked out the power lines.
00:43Fine, I'll see what's on TV.
00:45That runs on electricity also.
00:48All right, I'll watch a DVD.
00:50There's no way that runs on electricity.
00:53Really? Does Obama know about this?
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01:06I can't believe this is how pilgrims lived.
01:10Huh?
01:12When Maggie's nightlight goes out,
01:14her onesie becomes a funsie.
01:16This announcer has never seen diapers so dapper.
01:19What do you want?
01:21I want to play with you guys.
01:23Fine. Get this on in two minutes,
01:25lose the attitude, and for God's sake,
01:27suck in that pooch! Go, go, go!
01:30And now, making his debut on the catwalk,
01:33Bartholomew!
01:35Belt is by Twizzler. Vest, courtesy of Nelson.
01:38Tights are by Hello Kitty.
01:40Hello Kitty? I thought they were Spider-Man hats.
01:42Ew, ew, ew!
01:44Oh, stupid shoes over tights.
01:47Why did I want to play with a couple of lame-o girls?
01:50Because you envy us.
01:52Maggie and I share the deepest bond there is,
01:54sisterhood.
01:56We'll be closer than best friends
01:58for the rest of our lives,
02:00but you'll never know what that's like
02:02because you won't ever have a brother.
02:04I don't need a brother.
02:06I'm a bad-ass loner like Wolverine
02:08who leaves whenever people beg him not to leave.
02:10Ha, ha, ha!
02:12Open their heads,
02:14said the Red Queen.
02:16Now pull the tab.
02:18More.
02:20More.
02:22Ha, ha, ha!
02:34Oh, I don't need a brother.
02:36And no dream will convince me I do.
02:38Come on, people now
02:40Smile on your brother
02:42Everybody get together
02:44Try to love one another
02:46Right now
03:02I want a turn! I want a turn!
03:04You've got the bike!
03:06It's not the same.
03:08That's a perfect spiral, Eli.
03:10Winning a Super Bowl just isn't compared
03:12to chucking the ball around with my brother.
03:14It's easy being a winner in the pros.
03:16Try winning two high school basketball championships
03:18like I did.
03:20Good for you, squirt. I'm the oldest.
03:22Keep away from Cooper!
03:24Hey!
03:26Boil the cabbage down
03:28Boys, turn that hokey brown
03:30Only song I ever sing
03:32Boil the cabbage down
03:34Why'd you stop?
03:36I just wanted to say something.
03:38What?
03:40Dick, you're my brother and I love you.
03:42Thank you very much, but if you hadn't fought CBS
03:44they would never have fired us from our show.
03:46Oh, they didn't fire us, Dick.
03:48They didn't? We quit.
03:50We did not quit. They fired us.
03:52You were fired.
03:54They fired us from the show.
03:56No, they fired you.
03:58They didn't fire me.
04:00Why wouldn't they fire you?
04:02Because they can't fire the yo-yo master.
04:04And here is Shoot the Moon.
04:06I'm so cool.
04:08Now look what you've done.
04:10You've ruined it.
04:12Yeah? Well...
04:14Boil that cabbage down
04:16Boil, boil, boil, boil
04:18Boil, boil, boil it down
04:24Oh my God, I want a brother.
04:26You can have mine, but he's kind of an idiot.
04:28No!
04:34Dad, I want a baby brother.
04:36Son, I love you kids,
04:38but I'm only going to the hospital one more time in my life
04:40and I ain't coming out.
04:42Lisa got a sister. Why can't you have another boy?
04:44Girls are easy.
04:46Girls love daddy.
04:48Girls make birthday cards with glitter on them.
04:50Girls can marry a hockey player and get me seats to hockey games.
04:52Girls don't steal my knife.
04:54And I don't have to tell girls how their bodies work
04:56because I don't know.
04:58You never told me how my body works.
05:00Point and shoot.
05:04My dad is such a jerk.
05:06I want a baby brother and he said no.
05:08Maybe you can trick your parents into making a baby
05:10the way my mom nearly tricked Charles Barkley.
05:12Trick them? I like it.
05:14But how?
05:16A romantic dinner?
05:18That's a great idea.
05:22Oh my God, I killed Kenny.
05:24Ralph!
05:26No, I killed Kenny yesterday. What did I do now?
05:30Do I smell tarragon, crusted Atlantic salmon?
05:32Bart cooked us a five course romantic dinner.
05:34You had me at five course.
05:36You lost me at romantic
05:38and you got me back at dinner.
05:42Oh, what a lovely evening.
05:44And it's not over yet.
05:48Hope he saved room for passion fruit souffle
05:50with creme anglaise for two.
05:52And one for mom.
05:54There comes a time in every marriage
05:56when it comes down to the little things.
05:58You know what?
06:00There comes a time in every marriage
06:02when it comes down to this.
06:04Do we eat dessert or do we make love?
06:06Maybe we could do both.
06:08Yeah.
06:10We couldn't do both.
06:12No, we could not.
06:22Are you sure this will work?
06:24Hey, this is a DVD my parents used to make me.
06:26So it kind of works.
06:30Simpson, look what the snuggle fairy
06:32left in our DVD player.
06:34Hmm.
06:36People in other countries make love?
06:38It's about time.
06:40Which position should we try?
06:42A yawning monkey? A pair of tongues?
06:44Oh, look. Congress of the crow.
06:46Okay.
06:48Your ankle goes there.
06:50Now hand me your neck.
06:52And turn that upside down.
06:54Swivel that
06:56till you hear a grinding noise.
06:58A few more minor adjustments.
07:00And...
07:02Oh!
07:04Oh.
07:06More Vicodin and eggs, please.
07:10Oh.
07:12Oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:16What do you want, Simpson?
07:18Can't you see we're busy hawking luges?
07:20Nice luge!
07:22Wish I'd hawk that.
07:24Look, I want a baby brother,
07:26but I can't do it.
07:28Here's the thing, Simpson.
07:30No matter how dead their relationship seems,
07:32all parents eventually commit
07:34the heinous act of love.
07:36Mine do it once a year on the magical day
07:38when the prison and the insane asylum
07:40have their annual mixer.
07:42What you've got to worry about is the pill.
07:44The pill? What's that?
07:46It's medicine doctors give moms
07:48to keep babies up in heaven.
07:50Well, I need a baby now,
07:52and I'm not getting any younger.
07:54Don't you want to do it?
07:56Can't. Carpal-nerpal syndrome.
07:58The doctor said if I didn't take it easy,
08:00I might never shove a kid's face
08:02in the drinking fountain again.
08:04Scary. A wake-up call for all of us.
08:08Mom will never know.
08:14Bart Simpson!
08:18Tactics?
08:20Bart, you've always been a handful,
08:22but you've never interfered
08:24with my reproductive freedom.
08:26Why now?
08:28I just wanted a baby brother,
08:30but Dad said I was one oudé
08:32who didn't need a coussé.
08:34I just wanted what Lisa and Maggie have.
08:36Oh, Barty, I'm sorry,
08:38but your father and I think
08:40that three kids is just perfect.
08:42What about what I want?
08:44I'd help you take care of them.
08:46Remember those hamsters
08:48you were going to take care of?
08:50Maybe. It might not be a boy.
08:52It might be another sister.
08:54Another sister?
09:00How could you possibly need all these clothes?
09:02Shopping. It's the most fun
09:04you could have standing up.
09:06Hey, you didn't see what I cooked up
09:08in the galley of my last flight to London.
09:10They don't call it Virgin Airlines anymore.
09:12Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:14Ha! Ha! Ha!
09:16You're right.
09:18I can't risk another girl.
09:20Use whatever birth control you want.
09:22It's your body.
09:24That's right. It is.
09:26One boy to go, please.
09:28Easy on the freckles.
09:30A ten-year-old can't adopt a child.
09:32Oh, you think he's for me.
09:34You know, the orphan is for my folks.
09:36They can't have more kids.
09:38It is so sad.
09:40My real-life jaws bit off my dad's wiener.
09:44Come on. I'd be an awesome big brother.
09:46I've got video games, a tree house,
09:48a garage stuffed to the rafters with illegal fireworks.
09:50Oh, sweet Mirsham.
09:52Take me away.
09:56Uh-oh.
09:58I'm sorry, kid. It's not going to happen.
10:00I'd give my brother everything I have.
10:02He could be the race car in Monopoly.
10:04Monopoly.
10:06The race car.
10:10Wake up!
10:12I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
10:14I'm your new brother.
10:16Are you from the orphanage?
10:18Or do I really not understand how babies are born?
10:24So, Charlie, how did you escape
10:26the Island of Misfit Boys?
10:28Shinny down a drainpipe.
10:30You like the shinny? I like the shinny.
10:32Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
10:34One-armed drummer in a prison rock band.
10:36Nice. Babe a beetle?
10:38Me too.
10:40There must be some reason no one ever adopted you.
10:42Is one of your feet a hand?
10:44People only want to adopt babies.
10:46Babies? We got one of those.
10:48Overrated.
10:50Shop it somewhere else, sister.
11:02Dad, this is Charlie, my new, um, best friend.
11:04Hello, sir.
11:06You're going to be seeing a lot of him around the house.
11:08Well, welcome, Charlie. Nice to meet you.
11:10No glasses? Way to go.
11:12This one's a keeper.
11:16Yo, check out my brother, Charlie.
11:18Brother? What are you talking about?
11:20How come I've never seen him before?
11:22Uh, he was born with two noses,
11:24and we hid him away till we could afford to cut one off.
11:26Oh! Two noses?
11:28You deserve a brother, Bart.
11:30You deserve good things.
11:36I'm poking a dead animal.
11:38Don't go straight for the eye.
11:40Build up to it.
11:48My son!
11:50Afraid of water!
11:56So, Lisa, how do you like sharing a bathroom with two brothers?
11:58Two brothers?
12:00Bart, who is this kid?
12:02I don't know.
12:04Two brothers? Bart, who is this kid?
12:06Be cool, be cool. He's an orphan.
12:08You know, just like Annie.
12:10Except he's a dude and he hates tomorrow.
12:12I hate it so much!
12:14Bart, you have to take him back.
12:16You're just jealous because now I've got what you've got with Maggie.
12:18Only better because we're dudes with toods.
12:24Kids, calm down.
12:26Here, have a not very berry blast.
12:28It goes great with our not on candy.
12:30C'est génial! Ils ont réalisé un sequel pour Sever 4!
12:32Ce film va être génial.
12:34Plein de sang et de gore et de torture et de goût et...
12:36Deux tickets pour les chiens de la diversité?
12:38Et de tueurs et de promesses et de cerveaux et de basements!
12:40Et de poissons et de sabots et de lèvres
12:42et des visages portés comme des vêtements!
12:50Maintenant, vous pensez probablement que Sever 5
12:52est un ralentissement de Sever 4,
12:54mais c'est en fait basé sur l'histoire riche
12:56des films de torture de Hong Kong.
12:58Oh oh.
13:02Le Bougie Man va manger mon cerveau!
13:06Je suis désolée. Je pense avoir un petit frère
13:08a plus de responsabilité que je pensais.
13:10Surtout parce que je pensais qu'il n'y aurait pas de responsabilité du tout.
13:12Ah! C'est le Bougie Man!
13:14Il n'y a rien de tel que le Bougie Man.
13:16Bougie, bougie, bougie, bougie, bougie!
13:18Ah!
13:22Simpson, repose-toi de l'orphelin.
13:24Ne lui donne pas plus d'amour. Je répète.
13:26Ne lui donne pas plus d'amour.
13:28Monsieur le policier,
13:30s'il vous plaît, emmènez-moi à la maison.
13:32Ce mauvais garçon m'a emmené dans un film terrifiant
13:34et il a couvert sa soeur
13:36avec de la poudre de pommes et des herbes d'oiseaux.
13:38Charlie,
13:40tu m'as raté?
13:42Hey, non, non.
13:44Qu'est-ce que tu penses que tu...
13:46Ah!
13:48Oh, mon Snowt!
13:50Mon beau Snowt!
13:52Sorry, dude, I didn't see you.
13:54How could you not see me?
13:56My arms are like hams!
13:58Hams!
14:02Go ahead, leave! That's what you're good at!
14:08Where are we gonna hide?
14:10Huh?
14:14The same place Eskimos hide from penguins.
14:16Now, Charlie,
14:18we'll have to live off what we find in the garbage.
14:20Banana strings, muffin liners.
14:22But it'll be cool, because it's just you and me.
14:24Hello, Bart.
14:26How did you find us?
14:28You left a trail of lost winter clothes.
14:30Are you gonna turn us in?
14:32No, I'm gonna convince you to turn yourselves in.
14:34Never!
14:36Never, huh? What are you gonna eat?
14:38Snow, God's cotton candy.
14:40What are you gonna eat?
14:42I don't know.
14:44What are you gonna eat?
14:46Snow, God's cotton candy.
14:48Better change your mind quick, Bart.
14:50A snow plow's coming to seal us in.
14:52The Plow King lives!
14:54Bart, maybe Charlie can't be your little brother,
14:56but you'll always be a big brother to me.
14:58Please don't send me back, Bart.
15:00This was the best day of my life.
15:08Oh, no!
15:10You took too long to make an obvious decision.
15:12Don't worry.
15:14Me and Charlie have one thing you'll never have.
15:16Point and shoot, bro. Point and shoot.
15:22Gross, gross, gross, gross!
15:24Hey, you're alive, aren't you?
15:26I wish I weren't.
15:28I'm here to visit Charlie.
15:30Charlie? He's gone.
15:32A nice new family adopted him.
15:34Now he has six wonderful sisters.
15:36He's so cute!
15:38Let's do his nails!
15:40Maman!
15:42J'ai de l'ail!
15:44Je suis une princesse!
15:46J'ai du jus sur mon veste!
15:48Tant de soeurs!
15:50S'il vous plaît, Bart!
15:52Je sais que vous vous en manquez,
15:54alors je vous laisse passer
15:56un bon temps de soirée.
16:02C'est faux!
16:04C'est faux!
16:06C'est vrai!
16:10Oh, come on!
16:12Look out!
16:14Why would that guy...
16:16Look out!
16:18It's me!