Akram - Iftikhar
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00:00The situation is that Mr. Vicky is the owner of a very big private hospital.
00:04A new hospital has been built.
00:06Big doctors are coming to keep us.
00:09And Mr. Thakur has also brought his CV to Mr. Vicky
00:13to give his services in that hospital.
00:16I have called the number one doctor in Pakistan.
00:20Okay? You can see where my hospital goes.
00:24It's all because of him. I just built it.
00:27The doctor had to see it. Yes, doctor. Greetings.
00:28When I went to any hospital for the first time...
00:31Yes, yes.
00:32...their owner said this.
00:36What?
00:37What you just said.
00:39You must have heard of Dr. Shehryar.
00:41I have heard it many times. Why didn't I hear it?
00:43You must have heard the name.
00:44Yes, yes.
00:45Brother, you will get his number. He is your friend.
00:49I have seen him once or twice.
00:51So, your name is not Shehryar?
00:52No, no, no.
00:54Look, every person has an aim.
00:59Yes, that's right.
01:01So, I love Dr. Shehryar.
01:04Okay, okay.
01:05So, you must be his badge mate, right?
01:07No, I had seen his badge once. It was here.
01:10It was written on it, Dr. Shehryar.
01:12Okay, you are an ENT.
01:15What does ENT mean?
01:16Neck, ears and nose.
01:21You are not saying it. You are taunting me.
01:24Taunting.
01:25I don't tolerate.
01:28Whenever I am in a bad mood, I don't do it here.
01:31I do it here.
01:36Okay, let's come back to the skit.
01:37Look, I have heard of FRCS.
01:41Okay, God bless.
01:42MBBS.
01:43Oh, God bless.
01:45I have heard of all this.
01:47That doctors do it.
01:49If doctors do it, you must be one too.
01:51That was my aim too.
01:52Okay.
01:53That I will do MBBS first and then FRCS.
01:57I told you, I will call a person from Kabul.
01:59Then I will do ENT.
02:00Yes.
02:01And after that, I had decided that I will go to USA.
02:05Okay.
02:06I will learn surgimate from there.
02:08USA, surgimate.
02:09But when I applied for a visa, they didn't give it to me.
02:13Because they were asking for a COVID certificate.
02:16Okay.
02:18Okay.
02:27Okay.
02:47Okay.
03:17No.
03:20What I am thinking.
03:22Yes.
03:23I don't do it because my mind and body are ready for it.
03:28Very good.
03:29I do it against it.
03:30Okay.
03:31That's your aim, right?
03:32Yes.
03:33Then I thought that I will wear a white coat.
03:35Very good.
03:36I will wear a stethoscope.
03:37You look like a doctor, God bless.
03:39You are getting grace.
03:40But I thought I will become a civil engineer.
03:44So you lost your job as a doctor.
03:46No.
03:46I called you here.
03:48When I thought that I will become a civil engineer.
03:51Yes.
03:51It means that I won't become one.
03:53I told you that I won't become one.
03:56Okay.
03:57Sir, you will need a civil engineer.
04:00You have to build a hospital first.
04:02Sir, I have to build a building.
04:04Then you will know what it is.
04:06Doctor, why have you put the stethoscope in your pocket?
04:10So that I can know the heartbeats of my heart.
04:13What?
04:14Sir, I have a weak heart.
04:17Not just your heart, all of you are weak.
04:19Sir, when I applied for orthopedics.
04:23Yes, orthopedics.
04:24I did the first course of orthopedics.
04:28The women of my house told me to do orthopedics.
04:30Okay.
04:31Then I did orthopedics.
04:32Then?
04:33Then I did men's orthopedics.
04:36So that I can treat both male and female patients.
04:40Then why did you do the men's orthopedics?
04:43At that time, I didn't know that you will also come.
04:46What did you do?
04:48I didn't do what you are thinking.
04:50I did this.
04:53Look, we should do some small work to study and get educated.
04:58Okay, let's talk about the doctors.
04:59You went to the operation theatre once.
05:03Then I learnt the entire computer.
05:04Okay.
05:05I learnt 10 ways on the complete computer.
05:08Okay.
05:09Wow.
05:10People usually download apps.
05:14Who makes it?
05:15Who makes it?
05:16I am asking you.
05:17Who makes it at this time?
05:19I want to make an app which people can download.
05:23I feel that I have to get a license for it.
05:27Which app are you making?
05:28You will tell me about the app.
05:30Which is acceptable at this time?
05:32Which is acceptable?
05:33Then I thought that I will become a doctor whose name will be big.
05:37Wow.
05:38My name was big.
05:39Yes.
05:40But people didn't know.
05:42Chaudhary Muhammad Tufail Kanjpuri.
05:45Yes.
05:46Shahyan Urowale.
05:48I wanted to keep it on my head.
05:50But I have a problem.
05:51You are Urowale, I wanted to keep you Paruwale.
05:54Actually, I want to ask you the right thing.
05:57Because you are the owner.
05:58You start the conversation like you are going to the hospital.
06:01You are not going to wear long sleeves.