Object Overload Episode 1 ''Rostrum Rampage''
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00:00ready Alliance
00:03Toothy I'm not too sure I mean I don't want to be a wet blanket
00:07But I don't think this is as cool an idea as I thought it would be
00:12Nonsense, how could this be a bad idea?
00:16I'm on PA's side here. This isn't looking good. Come on fly swat. This will be a pinch
00:23Cinch this will be a cinch you mean
00:30That's where the webbing
00:33Catch the game last night
00:38I'm not ready to die
00:46Are you guys okay?
00:48sluggin fargan
00:51Hmm I could get you guys down from there. Thanks kite. You're always here to help happy to I don't know
00:58I feel like I need to repay you somehow. I could have been stuck here for ages
01:02Please it's fine apart from a headache and a few bruises. I think that was a pretty successful cliff dive
01:09smargan bleep
01:17Whoa
01:20Huh
01:24Hey guys
01:25Toast you should probably be more careful. This is the third time this week
01:29I've had to get you guys out of a mess and we'll certainly take note of that right toothy
01:34What what? Oh, yeah, sure
01:38Hey, you're gonna eat that toast
01:42Sorry about that kite. No problem. See you later guys. No, this is like really good talk
01:50finally my perfect chance
02:05Hey, what's so funny you what me I'm not funny. I'm death and despair
02:12I'm all it's horrifying and evil
02:19Hey, why don't you watch where you're going? Oh, what did you just say to me?
02:28What are you doing? I'll hurt you. Oh, really. Oh, yeah, just try and kill me. Oh
02:42My gosh
02:44I'm not even gonna ask
02:47I'm not even gonna ask. Oh
02:54Huh, how strange
03:01Got you nice one. I should have known
03:05Good one guys. That was one of our best yet. Let's get Melanie. Oh
03:10That should be funny. I hear she's on the cliff edge. Thanks boombox
03:16Oh
03:26No
03:29What's wrong with you guys are you sadistic?
03:31Yeah, maybe that'll run a little bit too far. Yeah, Melanie. We're so my gosh the rock
03:46Oh
04:16The world was that I've got no idea we have to warn the others
04:21Globe, what do you think about this shade of pink? It's good. Really you think it'd look good
04:29It's good globe it's good
04:33Oh, I'm sorry candy. It's just that we've been doing this for a few hours now, and I guess I'm getting a little tired
04:40Whatever globe maybe you should try thinking about how other people feel for once
04:47But it's not my fault snow globe finds me annoying
04:52Technically, it's his fault. Come on, Casey. Are we really still talking about this? It's like he's got no sense of humor
05:00He can't even take a joke
05:03What was that?
05:10Thanks guys, no problem
05:12Wait a minute, where did that rock go? There it is going towards the forest
05:20Go and the crowd goes wild
05:28I love you, too. Yeah, sure
05:38What
05:40Nice flowers picture. Come on, dude. Let's go
05:47Oh
05:48My back in a second picture now dusty. This is how you retain perfect posture while walking. Oh
05:58Okay, I gotcha sorry about that top hat
06:10You
06:27Does anyone see the rock no, but what's that?
06:41Oh
06:48Finally the doorway of life is complete looking awesome, dude
06:53Clock help now. Huh? What are you talking about?
06:58In the forest a big rock. I honestly have no idea what you're saying
07:03There is a rock in the forest
07:11Oh
07:13What is that thing ooh gross, it's so like filthy
07:18Whoa, what is that thing? That's what you're supposed to tell us. Mr. Smarty pants. Is it a life?
07:30Stop that. Hey picture unscrew its back
07:33Hmm
07:39Batteries and they're both dead. What can you do for him doc? These batteries are easily replaceable
07:46In fact, I carry around spares at all times
08:00Well, that was done
08:04Oh
08:04My name is Jamie
08:07Sorry about that. Let me try that again. My name is Jamie. Where did you come from?
08:15That one's easy
08:18It says it right here in my
08:21Huh, that's weird. My memory banks are clear
08:26Whatever. I'm here to host a reality show a reality show
08:31Yes, a competition show where objects like you get the chance to win 1 million bucks
08:40$1,000,000
08:42Calm down
08:44Toothy is it? Wait a minute toothy that name sounds oddly familiar
08:49So you guys must be picture
08:52Melanie Coney fly swat
08:56You're not gonna believe this but you're the group of objects. I'm looking for
09:01So I do get 1 million dollars not necessarily if you remember I did say
09:08Competition show which means you guys have to earn the money earn money. How well firstly
09:14We'll choose a couple team captains then we'll split you into teams every episode
09:19You will all compete in a challenge be it athletic or mental or really depends sweet
09:24I elect myself team captain. I also volunteer as team captain
09:32Shut up
09:34Because you guys can't fairly decide on a team captain. We will choose our team captains with a challenge. I
09:42Present to you all a row of tall podiums suspended over water
09:47Each one of you gets your own personal podium. I will stand over here and shoot dodgeballs at you all
09:54Anyways
09:59Climb on to your podium. Um, mr. Gamey, sir
10:04May I inquire how an armless figure such as myself would climb to the top of their podium?
10:11Come on, you nitwit. I don't have arms. Oh, oh, yeah
10:15Okay, so people that don't have arms you can be launched to your podium using my brand new
10:24Contestant cannon I
10:27Knew this had come in handy
10:28Pardon me, sir. What are you implying that? I'm going to be shot out of a cannon into the bloody atmosphere
10:34most definitely
10:36In we go
10:42It worked
10:44Okay, let me fire a test shot
10:47Yeah
10:49Perfect. Okay guys, so the last two contestants left on their platforms get to be the team captains
10:56There are no rules all
10:58Violence is permitted
11:00three two one go
11:16You
11:47You
11:52Toaster not gonna help him. I'll save you toast
12:03Sorry everyone. Hey soccer ball what I'm coming over neato
12:09I
12:19Just want to say that I forgive you for what you did earlier, that's nice candy, but could we please discuss this later?
12:26Oh my gosh globe. You're so selfish. You're still acting like a
12:31Jet
12:36Welcome I
12:38Hate the water and washes off my stripes. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Candy's gonna kill me
12:44Hey globe want to hang out with us. It's nice and safe over here
12:49better than candy
12:52Okay, we just need you to do one little thing
12:57Oh
12:59Still better than candy
13:02Hey, can I come over there with you guys? Yeah. Well, there isn't really any more room. Oh
13:13Who do you think you're talking to pal Timmy I'll save you
13:27No, please
13:37No, fine hit me toaster
13:49Oh
13:52Hello picture
13:54Considering these are your last few moments of life
13:58How about we make the most of them with a moment of silence if you will?
14:10Hold on a sec. Oh
14:12No, I sure hope that I don't get hit off. Oh, that was close
14:18I sure hope another ball doesn't come and hit me Wow. I can't believe this actually
14:35No
14:48Popcorn I'll never let go Casey. I knew you'd be there for me
15:03Oops
15:05Well, at least I didn't get hit up
15:07Hey, Melanie, we want to say sorry for almost killing you with a giant rock earlier. Don't worry guys. It's fine
15:15Maybe we can talk about this later
15:18No, Melanie, that's fine. We just really wanted to say sorry for what we did. Yeah guys
15:24I really appreciate it. But right now I'm kind of trying to concentrate
15:48I
16:18I
16:42Get off my side
16:44Your side, this is clearly my side. No as if
16:55We've got to get to land before you drown us hey look there's land over there, let's go
17:03That's so far away. You can easily swim over there, but I like my land better. Well too bad
17:10Oh
17:12Hey gamey
17:15Yeah, what are these platforms actually made of?
17:20Awesome state-of-the-art super duper tough stuff. Oh, yeah, of course
17:35Idiots
17:40Top hat warned me about posture. I got to be perfect like top hat
17:52You guys are going down, oh, yeah
17:56Slice what throw this at him me, but why me cuz I said so ready aim fire
18:07Yes, sir
18:11Wow toothy nice Alliance
18:21Wow Coney your rule they're unstoppable wait, I know what to do no rules, right?
18:34Guys look how pretty it is
18:40Wait guys
18:45Curse you Clark
18:50Only clock boombox and toothy remain who will be the victor
18:55Finally a chance to show you all what I'm really made of. I'm the most athletic. So obviously I'm going to win
19:05Nice I won I knew I'd win
19:09No, I was supposed to win
19:14Congratulations boombox and clock you are now the leaders of team tune and team time
19:20Respectively you will be able to select your team members next episode. Oh, I can't wait. See you next time
19:38Oh
20:08You