Best Comedy Of Umer Sharif, Sikandar Sanam and Irfan Malik _ Pappu Chummi _ پپو چومی I #comedy Clip
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00:00Oh my God!
00:04My nephew is dead!
00:06He's my nephew!
00:08Son, kiss me!
00:10Son, kiss me!
00:20My uncle is dead!
00:24My uncle is dead!
00:26What happened?
00:28My uncle is dead!
00:30What?
00:32My uncle is dead!
00:34Oh my God!
00:36You can't do this!
00:38You can't die like this!
00:40You could have at least given me a sign!
00:44I would have found a way out!
00:52Oh my God!
00:54Why did you die?
00:56Why did you die?
00:58Dad!
01:00Did you get a dupatta for your sister?
01:02Yes, son!
01:04She's sitting in the taxi!
01:08Brother, say something!
01:18What happened?
01:20Oh my God!
01:22Don't say that!
01:24Why did you die?
01:26I got out!
01:28You died?
01:30Oh my God!
01:32You should have died in the grave!
01:40Who is this Barah Singh?
01:44He's my son!
01:46He's your son?
01:48He's sitting upside down in a Honda?
01:50Yes!
01:52I think he's standing next to the kebab vendor!
01:54His fan keeps on working!
01:56I don't know why he's standing behind him!
02:02I got out!
02:04You died?
02:06I died!
02:08You're about to die!
02:10You should have told me before dying!
02:14He didn't die!
02:16My son's salary died!
02:18Oh my God!
02:20You've become a widow!
02:22You should have met this Ashtinawala!
02:26You should have told me before dying!
02:28You were mentally ready to die!
02:32You should have told me before dying!
02:34You should have worn shoes before dying!
02:36I think he's a special guest in hell!
02:42Oh my God!
02:44You should have brought tea!
02:46I don't know how I didn't drink tea!
02:48I've been cooking for so long!
02:50I don't know how I didn't drink tea!
02:52I don't know how I'll drink tea now!
02:54I'll keep a cup of milk and a leaf in my shroud!
02:56Why?
02:58I'll make it myself and drink it in hell!
03:00How will you make it in hell?
03:02There's no problem with gas there!
03:04Everyone will be burnt!
03:06I'll keep a pot on their head!
03:10Oh my uncle died!
03:12I have 2-4 breaths left!
03:14Kill me with this bat!
03:16What will you kill with this bat?
03:18You killed the faith of the nation!
03:20You put the whole nation on stake!
03:22What will you kill with this?
03:30I read in a newspaper this week!
03:32How will this week pass?
03:34It was written in it that this week will pass!
03:36You should have told me!
03:38I would have taken it from him!
03:40Tell me!
03:42Tell me how did he die?
03:44Tell me how did he die?
03:46What will you do with him?
03:50First tell me what will you do with him?
03:52I've already told you!
03:54What will you do with him?
03:56What will you do with him?
03:58Tell me!
04:00A man died!
04:02What will you do with him?
04:04Tell me!
04:06Nothing!
04:08I'll do what I want!
04:10I'll do what I want!
04:12Sister, do you remember?
04:14Mother died!
04:16I was the last one to come!
04:18Mother's grave was so deep that
04:20a gutter came out of it!
04:22Very good!
04:24This is my son, Pappu Chummi!
04:26What did you say?
04:28Pappu Chummi!
04:32Take this!
04:38Wake up!
04:40Wake up!
04:42I'm sorry, I didn't see you!
04:44Who is this?
04:46You fool!
04:52Don't roam around here too much!
04:56Maroom!
04:58Maroom!
05:00I'll miss you a lot!
05:02Whenever a person gets insulted,
05:04I'll miss you!
05:06Recite a prayer for him!
05:08Recite a prayer!
05:10Oh, my dear!
05:12My shoulders are burning!
05:14I'm like the wind!
05:20Go and tell this song to Shazia and Manjoor!
05:26What are you enjoying here?
05:30Are you enjoying?
05:32Are you enjoying?
05:34He is enjoying!
05:36He has become a martyr!
05:44He has become a martyr!
05:52Look how scary he is!
05:54He is also scared!
05:56People call him to scare the kids!
05:58He is scared!
06:00He is scared!
06:02Brother, are you alive?
06:04Yes, I am alive!
06:06He is my son, Pappu Chummi!
06:08Oh, my God!
06:12May God save every Muslim from this Chummi!
06:16Oh, my God!
06:18He earns Rs. 2 lakhs a month!
06:22What does he do?
06:24He plays cricket!
06:26Oh, my God!
06:28He earns Rs. 2 lakhs a month!
06:30This is the season!
06:32Yes, I play cricket!
06:34I follow John T. Rhodes in fielding!
06:36I follow Imran Khan in bowling!
06:38And if I want to earn money, I follow Waseem Akram!
06:40Whatever God makes,
06:42He keeps something less!
06:44Look, he has made your backbone!
06:46Oh, my God!
06:48He has made a peacock!
06:50He has made his legs dirty!
06:52He keeps crying looking at them!
06:54Because a peacock is a bird, it doesn't have sense!
06:56Look at his teeth!
06:58He has made his teeth!
07:00Look at his tongue!
07:02He has made his hands!
07:04He plays everywhere!
07:06But I don't know where he plays!
07:08He has been playing for 13 years!
07:10I don't know!
07:12Really?
07:14He is my friend!
07:16I asked him what happened!
07:18He said he plays with a bat!
07:20I am standing with a bat on my back!
07:22He is standing with a bat on his back!
07:24I am standing with a bat on my back!
07:26He is standing with a bat on his back!
07:28I am standing with a bat on my back!
07:30I am standing with a bat on my back!
07:38I also hit a sixer!
07:40That's bad!
07:50MashaAllah!
07:52Girls die because of him!
07:54I have lost my voice!
07:58Girls are delicate!
08:00Why are you worried about me?
08:02If I had seen him, I would have died!
08:04You didn't understand!
08:06He has a fan!
08:08He has a fan!
08:10Who?
08:12Girls!
08:14He is on TV now!
08:16He is on TV now!
08:18Let's suck blood together!
08:20Let's suck blood together!
08:22Is she my aunt?
08:24Who?
08:26Are you asking me?
08:28I am at the reception!
08:30I don't know who she is!
08:32She has big eyes!
08:34She looks like a buffalo!
08:36Are you mad?
08:38MashaAllah!
08:40You have small eyes!
08:42You look like a rat!
08:44Are you mad?
08:46I think you have lost your mind!
08:48Are you insulting our stuff?
08:50You don't know!
08:52What?
08:54Actress Reema doesn't drink tea without me!
08:56Of course!
08:58You must be burning a stove!
09:00This is our business!
09:02You didn't understand!
09:04Meera drinks water without him!
09:06Meera without him?
09:08Yes!
09:10I have also lost my mind!
09:16There is a pitch in the room!
09:18I want to practice!
09:20There is a carpet inside!
09:22I will put water on it!
09:24It will make a sound!
09:26You can play on it!
09:28What was the name of your daughter?
09:30Sorry!
09:32Pappu Chummi!
09:34In Urdu it is Mayu Selected Chummi!
09:36Say it in English!
09:38Pappu Kiss!
09:40Say it in Urdu!
09:42Pappu Kiss Ka!
09:46Pappu Kiss Ka!