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00:00:00No other night, tonight. No other place, here. No way to stop it.

00:00:08Snick Snick

00:00:107, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

00:00:20Welcome. You are now Snicky. You are now Snicky. You are now Snicky.

00:00:30I just want you to know that right now is the most exciting moment of my entire life.

00:00:40I mean, this is the kind of thing you think in a million, billion years is never going to happen to you.

00:00:44And even when it does, you still can't believe it.

00:00:47I'm on the New York City subway.

00:00:50If anyone had ever told me, Clarissa darling, when you're 18 you'll be living in New York City and working at the New York Star Chronicle,

00:01:04I would have said, hello, are you mental?

00:01:07But as it turns out, I am.

00:01:10See, my college has this work study program.

00:01:12And if you know what you really want to do, you get to do it, out in the real world.

00:01:16Is that cool or what?

00:01:19Excuse me. I think you're sitting on me.

00:01:26Hey, go ahead. Make yourselves comfortable.

00:01:31I should be standing anyway. Don't want to miss my stop.

00:01:35Let's see, I'm supposed to get off at...

00:01:38Um, excuse me, I think my stop is somewhere behind your neck.

00:01:44Or I can just look out the window.

00:01:48Yeah.

00:01:55Isn't this great? Everywhere you go in New York, tons and tons and tons of people.

00:01:59Not just any people. The coolest, most fascinating people in the world.

00:02:03Honey, get your hand off of my butt.

00:02:10We've got track work ahead. We're being held here indefinitely.

00:02:15Oh, I am a good wife.

00:02:21This is so cool.

00:02:44Hey!

00:03:03Excuse me, I'm looking for the city editor.

00:03:07Hi, I'm the new intern.

00:03:09Intern? Great. I like my coffee light. Lunch at noon.

00:03:13Here are the keys to my apartment. Cable guy's coming any day now. Wait for him.

00:03:17Jerry, this is no comment in the city budget piece.

00:03:20Is it from the mayor or his mouthpiece?

00:03:22Uh, the mouthpiece.

00:03:23Make an effort. Get the man.

00:03:24Porter. Porter.

00:03:26What are we leading with? The president's trip to Moscow or Brooklyn baby born with full set of teeth?

00:03:32Do we have a picture?

00:03:33Okay, here's the headline.

00:03:35I'm not breastfeeding this one.

00:03:39Spencer! Beat it.

00:03:43Done.

00:03:44You know, this wouldn't be a problem if I had a computer at my desk.

00:03:47How am I supposed to write without a computer?

00:03:50Wait a minute, you're not the city editor?

00:03:52I never said I was.

00:03:53Who are you?

00:03:54Clarissa Darling, I'm the new intern.

00:03:56Porter Russell, darling, I'm the city editor.

00:03:59Nobody told me we were getting a new intern.

00:04:01We're getting a new intern.

00:04:03So what is she, basically a gopher, right? No actual reporting, right?

00:04:06And who are you?

00:04:07Spencer Armstrong, reporter.

00:04:10Actually, it's a reporter training sort of thing.

00:04:12With an emphasis on training.

00:04:14He writes photo captions, proofreads the comics,

00:04:17and if I'm in a really, really good mood, I throw him an obituary.

00:04:21Listen, if she's gonna write anything, it better not be on my beat.

00:04:26You don't have a beat.

00:04:28Exactly, and she doesn't write anything on it.

00:04:32Spencer, chill.

00:04:33Clarissa's going to be Hugh's assistant.

00:04:36Clarissa's going to be Hugh's assistant.

00:04:38Hugh Hamilton, the columnist?

00:04:41Oh, your big break.

00:04:43Have fun. See you around.

00:04:47Hugh Hamilton, he's the one they call the word warrior.

00:04:50He's got laws changed, actually solved crimes.

00:04:53He was played in the movies by Dustin Hoffman and on TV by Alan Fick.

00:04:56We don't discuss that now.

00:05:00Hugh!

00:05:04What was that?

00:05:05You know what? Let's find you a desk.

00:05:07Well, is he in there? Because I thought he was on vacation.

00:05:09It says here he's on vacation.

00:05:11Clarissa, there's something you should know about Hugh.

00:05:14He's a little burnt out and angry.

00:05:18Tends to lash out at those around him.

00:05:20As far as we know, the only thing he enjoys

00:05:23is the abuse and humiliation he inflicts on others.

00:05:26Especially his assistants.

00:05:30But who knows? Maybe you two will hit it off.

00:05:33You can sit here. There's a supply closet.

00:05:36Take whatever you need.

00:05:41Cute.

00:05:42Yeah, well, you know, a new place.

00:05:44I thought it'd be nice to have a few things from home.

00:05:46Absolutely. Could you get them off my desk?

00:05:48Oh, sorry.

00:05:52Obviously this isn't turning out exactly the way I hoped.

00:05:55But I have this really dear, sweet Aunt Violet

00:05:57and I just think of what she always says when things don't go her way.

00:06:00This bites.

00:06:09That's mine.

00:06:17Whoa!

00:06:18Excuse me.

00:06:19Excuse me.

00:06:20This is so weird, but for a second I thought you were my Aunt Violet.

00:06:24That is weird.

00:06:26Because for a second I thought you were my niece, Rose.

00:06:30Weird.

00:06:33You're new here. I'm Lillian.

00:06:35Clarissa. Yeah, it's my first day.

00:06:37I was just trying to get some supplies, but...

00:06:39Oh, dear. I guess that's my fault.

00:06:41Oh, is that your job? You run the supply closet?

00:06:43It's part of it.

00:06:44Listen, just make a list of the things you need.

00:06:46I'll make sure you get them.

00:06:47I would, but there's no paper and no pens.

00:06:50Oh, bother. I am bad at this.

00:06:54Mrs. Banyan.

00:06:56Hi.

00:06:57Hi.

00:06:58Hello. Is there anything you need?

00:07:00Anything I can do for you.

00:07:02Well, she needs a list of things so she can stock up the supply closet.

00:07:05Clarissa, Mrs. Banyan is the publisher.

00:07:08She owns the paper.

00:07:10Oh, so that would be the other part of your job.

00:07:15I don't see why she has to know that.

00:07:17I wish I could sometimes just come down to the newsroom

00:07:19and chat with people and not intimidate them so much.

00:07:22But you like to intimidate us.

00:07:24True.

00:07:26But every so often I enjoy a little chat

00:07:29with someone who isn't a total sucker.

00:07:35What do you do here, Clarissa?

00:07:37Well, at some point, I'm not exactly sure when,

00:07:39I'm going to be Hugh Hamilton's assistant.

00:07:41Oh, I thought we decided to give that job to an ex-convict.

00:07:46Actually, Mrs. Banyan...

00:07:47Lillian.

00:07:48Okay.

00:07:49Lillian, I'm really looking forward to working with Hugh Hamilton.

00:07:52And Porter already explained to me, you know,

00:07:53that he's one cheeseburger short of a happy meal.

00:07:55Oh!

00:07:57Where is the old warthog, anyway?

00:07:59Is he still on vacation?

00:08:01I'll take care of it.

00:08:06Hamilton!

00:08:07Get your rum-soaked butt out here!

00:08:14This is not a suite at the Mona Loa Hilton.

00:08:17And if you continue acting like it is,

00:08:19I'll take the room rate out of your pay!

00:08:24Oh, my God.

00:08:28If you were a dog, they'd shoot you to put you out of your misery.

00:08:32No, it wouldn't help.

00:08:34Maybe if they shot you.

00:08:37And to think, I could have hired Breslin.

00:08:40No, I said I've got Hamilton.

00:08:42You've certainly made me look like a fool.

00:08:44Don't blame me. I'm not the one that puts on your makeup.

00:08:47Listen, Hamilton, you'd better come up with something for tomorrow.

00:08:51Something really good.

00:08:53Or I'll pull your column off page three,

00:08:55and the next time your face appears in my paper,

00:08:58it'll be buried under Hagar the Horrible.

00:09:02You can approach now. I've stunned him.

00:09:06If he gives you any trouble, just let me know.

00:09:09Um, Hugh, I mean, Mr. Hamilton.

00:09:11Hi, I'm Clarissa.

00:09:14I'm your new assistant.

00:09:15I just wanted to say working with you is a total thrill and a major honor.

00:09:18That story you wrote about that little homeless boy, Benny,

00:09:21we read it in social studies.

00:09:22That part about how Benny slept with green eggs and ham.

00:09:26And you wrote, Benny gave his book what he couldn't have, a home.

00:09:31I cried. I mean, they had to send me to the nurse's office.

00:09:34You're not going to ask me to put money in a can, are you?

00:09:37That's very funny, Mr. Hamilton.

00:09:39But seriously, you know, just tell me what you want me to do.

00:09:42Get lost.

00:09:49I see you met Hamilton.

00:09:51Okay, so we have a few kinks to iron out, but it's just my first day.

00:09:54Well, it's downhill from here.

00:09:57Spencer, don't you have something better to do?

00:09:58You know, maybe there's a typo in Calvin and Hobbes.

00:10:01Let me give you some advice.

00:10:03Sit down, keep quiet, and wait around to get fired like the rest of Hugh's assistants.

00:10:08I'm not going to do that.

00:10:09Hugh Hamilton needs a story, and I'm going to find one for him.

00:10:12Ha!

00:10:13Wait, you don't think I can find one for you?

00:10:15I'm going to find one for him.

00:10:16Ha!

00:10:17Wait, you don't think I can find a story he would like?

00:10:19Let me put it this way. No.

00:10:22Well, that's just fine.

00:10:23You know, I don't need your encouragement, I don't need your support.

00:10:25In fact, I don't need anything at all from you.

00:10:30I need your pen.

00:10:37More Clarissa.

00:10:39More Snick.

00:10:40After this.

00:10:42This summer, wherever you find Crush, you'll find Sylvester and Tweety.

00:10:45I collect all pretty tags.

00:10:47Just collect Crush proofs of purchase from specially marked 12-packs and 2-liter bottles,

00:10:51and you can get free Sylvester and Tweety merchandise.

00:10:53All pretty tags.

00:10:54Like tattoos, T-shirts, and watches.

00:10:57Doesn't feel like a soft drink.

00:10:59So load up on irresistible fruit-flavored Crush today, and puff for a buck a half.

00:11:04Catch the Crush.

00:11:05That's a bug.

00:11:06Play Catch the Crush, and you can win a trip to Hollywood courtesy of Crush, Continental Airlines, and Guest Quarters Hotels.

00:11:11Catch the Crush.

00:11:12Catch the Crush.

00:11:42It's coming.

00:11:50New Super Game Boy from Nintendo.

00:11:55Play your Game Boy games on TV in living color.

00:11:58Combinations you choose, control, and change.

00:12:01All 350 Game Boy games, like New Donkey Kong.

00:12:07New Super Game Boy for SNES.

00:12:09SNES.

00:12:10It's a whole new way to play.

00:12:14Share, clean, fix, visit, care, give, do.

00:12:16Help.

00:12:18Share.

00:12:19Clean.

00:12:20Fix.

00:12:21Visit.

00:12:22Care.

00:12:23Give.

00:12:24Do.

00:12:25There's a lot of things that kids can do.

00:12:26You could go to a shelter and help serve the food.

00:12:27Donate clothing to charities and stuff.

00:12:29You can also help by recycling.

00:12:31You could even clean your sidewalk.

00:12:33Help.

00:12:34Nickelodeon wants to know how you're helping.

00:12:36You might be doing things that we've never even thought of.

00:12:38So write them down and send them to Nickelodeon.

00:12:41P.O. Box 2626.

00:12:43New York, New York.

00:12:4410108.

00:12:45And with your help, Nickelodeon will make a giant list

00:12:48so kids everywhere can find out new ways to make a difference.

00:12:51Kids can help in tons of different ways.

00:12:53You could ask the people not to give you, like, plastic spoons and forks.

00:12:58You can help the elderly people by lending an ear.

00:13:02You can help kids cross the street, or you can read a book to them

00:13:05if they like.

00:13:06You could help an animal by adopting it.

00:13:08Help.

00:13:09Stay green, be green, and care for you, too.

00:13:11Help.

00:13:15Somebody asked me once, he said,

00:13:16well, how do you do a news show for kids?

00:13:18And I said, well, sort of like you do it for grown-ups,

00:13:20only a whole lot better.

00:13:21Nick News W5.

00:13:22Kids are a lot tougher audience.

00:13:25You're watching...

00:13:26Nick!

00:13:27And now, back to Clarissa Explains It All.

00:13:31♪

00:13:35Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

00:13:42Excuse me.

00:13:44Um, Hugh?

00:13:57Mr. Hamilton?

00:13:58Give me the giants and six.

00:14:03You do know there are only three reasons why anyone's allowed in this office?

00:14:07So what is it? Did I win another award?

00:14:10No.

00:14:11Fire in the lobby?

00:14:12I don't think so.

00:14:14My ex-wife is in the building.

00:14:15No, uh, Hugh, Mr. Hamilton,

00:14:17I didn't know about your role.

00:14:18I actually, well...

00:14:21I had a few ideas for your column tomorrow.

00:14:23I know you weren't expecting this,

00:14:25but anyway, I just spent the past couple hours

00:14:27interviewing people about their lives.

00:14:28I didn't know exactly what I was looking for,

00:14:30but you know, once you start talking to people,

00:14:31really, everybody's a good story.

00:14:33Do I know you?

00:14:35I'm Clarissa.

00:14:37Your assistant.

00:14:38And you have ideas for my column?

00:14:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:14:41Want to hear something funny, Clarissa?

00:14:43You'll appreciate this.

00:14:46I've been writing this column, uh, let's see,

00:14:48five times a week for 22 years.

00:14:50What is that, five, six thousand columns,

00:14:52all by myself.

00:14:55This is the first time anyone's come to me with an idea.

00:14:57Isn't that incredible?

00:14:59In just a short time you've been working here.

00:15:01How long has it been?

00:15:02Three and a half hours.

00:15:03Basically the running time of an Oliver Stone movie.

00:15:07I should think that's plenty of time

00:15:08for you to think of things I haven't seen

00:15:10or done in 22 years.

00:15:12Well, if you don't want to hear them...

00:15:14Are you kidding?

00:15:15I'm tingling.

00:15:22Oh boy, props.

00:15:24Mr. Vernon.

00:15:26You sell hot dogs for Pushcart, 45th and Madison.

00:15:29Uh, yeah, that's me.

00:15:30Which you say are all beef, which they are not.

00:15:32However, you did manage to send two kids to college

00:15:35on those not-quite-beef dogs,

00:15:37which actually is an accomplishment.

00:15:39Of course, you tell 200 people a day about it,

00:15:41so it's hardly being exclusive.

00:15:43You have a point, Vernon.

00:15:44You know, Mr. Hamilton needs exclusives,

00:15:46but thanks for coming by.

00:15:51This is Lindy.

00:15:52Let me guess, an actress.

00:15:55And you gave yourself five years to make it,

00:15:57most of which was spent waitressing and dives,

00:15:59and time was running out.

00:16:01And then you got cast in a Broadway musical, didn't you?

00:16:04It's only an understudy role,

00:16:05but you're going on tonight for the first time, huh?

00:16:08You on Broadway!

00:16:09Nothing can stop you now!

00:16:13I hate stories like that.

00:16:18Good luck tonight.

00:16:20Okay, you're gonna love this one.

00:16:24Well, if it isn't my friend, Murray the Roast.

00:16:27You mean you already wrote about Murray?

00:16:29Yes, well, how could you know that?

00:16:30It's only one of my most famous stories,

00:16:32reprinted every year at Christmas.

00:16:34It was made into a TV movie and won its time slot.

00:16:37Thanks, Murray. I think we're done here.

00:16:43I'm sorry, I was just trying to help.

00:16:45I'm sorry, I was just trying to help.

00:16:47My own little teenage mother, Teresa,

00:16:50from Dinkwater, USA.

00:16:52What did I do to deserve you?

00:16:54Did I ask for your help? Huh?

00:16:56Did I give you any encouragement? Was I even nice?

00:16:59Well, no.

00:17:00So let's replay what I did say.

00:17:03Get lost.

00:17:10Could you tell me? What is it?

00:17:12You just don't want an assistant?

00:17:13Or was I too eager? Too enthusiastic?

00:17:15Because I'm not used to people

00:17:16taking an instant total dislike to me.

00:17:18Well, get used to it. You're in New York now.

00:17:22Well, since we're obviously

00:17:23not going to be working together,

00:17:24I just want to say goodbye.

00:17:26Goodbye.

00:17:30You know, when they told me

00:17:31I was going to be Hugh Hamilton's assistant,

00:17:33I thought I was the luckiest person.

00:17:35I figured anyone who wrote like you must be amazing.

00:17:37But you know what?

00:17:38It turns out you're not.

00:17:40It turns out you're rude and bitter and mean.

00:17:44And you're not anything like Alan Thicke.

00:17:52Hey, next time you go out,

00:17:54can you find me a story, too?

00:17:58Hugh Hamilton's assistant?

00:17:59Yes. No.

00:18:00Well, I was earlier today, but I don't know.

00:18:02I stopped listening after yes.

00:18:05Here's the hard copy for his column tomorrow.

00:18:10Did I hear right? Hugh actually wrote a column?

00:18:12Yeah, but where'd he find a story?

00:18:13He never left his office.

00:18:15Today is Clarissa's first day in New York City.

00:18:18I guess he didn't have to.

00:18:19Cut it out, Spencer. It's not about me.

00:18:23Oh, my God. It's about me.

00:18:24I can't read this.

00:18:25I can.

00:18:27It's easy to tell Clarissa hasn't been here long.

00:18:30Her New York is a big salty pretzel covered in mustard.

00:18:34It's a red ball that falls from the sky every night

00:18:37because every night for Clarissa is New Year's Eve.

00:18:40This is sickening.

00:18:42This is Clarissa's New York,

00:18:44and I have just one piece of advice for her.

00:18:46Move.

00:18:48New York is dead.

00:18:49Isn't that Marlo Thomas in the opening credits of That Girl?

00:18:52Who's Marlo Thomas?

00:18:56I'm guessing that's not a compliment.

00:18:58You saw Hugh's column?

00:19:00Yeah, it makes me sound like this naive freak of nature.

00:19:02No, he doesn't. Not really.

00:19:04Right here he says,

00:19:05Clarissa's a naive freak of nature.

00:19:08You're taking this too personally.

00:19:09No one's gonna know it's you.

00:19:11Where is my naive freak of nature?

00:19:15You're right. No one's gonna know it's about me.

00:19:17Great to see you, Mrs. Banyan.

00:19:18Or may I call you Lillian?

00:19:20No, you may not.

00:19:23Hamilton's column for tomorrow.

00:19:25I want it on page three with a banner,

00:19:27Hamilton's back.

00:19:28He's better than ever.

00:19:30And you.

00:19:32Here I thought he was a wasted, cranky, used-up old fartbag.

00:19:37But somehow you were able to ignite his fire.

00:19:41Well, look, I'm glad it all worked out,

00:19:43but maybe Mr. Hamilton's right.

00:19:45Maybe I really don't belong here.

00:19:46How can you say that? You're essential.

00:19:48No, I'm not.

00:19:50In fact, I don't really have anything to do here,

00:19:52or even anywhere to sit.

00:19:54Does this desk belong to anybody?

00:19:57Oh, well, actually...

00:19:58The correct answer is no.

00:19:59I'll move on.

00:20:00Yeah.

00:20:02Now you've got a place to sit,

00:20:04and there's always plenty to do,

00:20:05because this is a newspaper,

00:20:07and if you ever need anyone to chat with,

00:20:09you've got me.

00:20:11Am I too young to have an ulcer?

00:20:13Yes, but I'm not.

00:20:15Hamilton!

00:20:17Open up!

00:20:19Your ex-wife is here.

00:20:22She's with Carl Bernstein.

00:20:24No, Collins, please!

00:20:27There.

00:20:28I'm with that every time.

00:20:29Yes.

00:20:30I just thought you'd like to know you still have your job.

00:20:33You really should thank her.

00:20:35You really should take a shave,

00:20:36but I don't see you doing it.

00:20:39You just can't admit you want to keep your column,

00:20:42and the reason you get to is Clarissa.

00:21:03How about the column?

00:21:04Look, I don't want to hear

00:21:05how everyone you know is going to read it

00:21:06and blah, blah, blah.

00:21:07You can save your breath.

00:21:08I wrote it. It's immortal.

00:21:11Look, that's the way it works.

00:21:13You know, I call it the way I see it.

00:21:14Everything is grist for the mill.

00:21:16I won't change anything.

00:21:17I don't care what people say.

00:21:19If I did, I'd be dead.

00:21:22Okay, fine, I'll change one thing,

00:21:24but that's it.

00:21:25No, no, you don't have to.

00:21:26I know I don't have to.

00:21:28I'm offering.

00:21:30Can't have you looking at me with that

00:21:32you just cooked my pet turtle,

00:21:33but I forgive you expression.

00:21:36No, it's like you said.

00:21:37It's your column,

00:21:38and I hardly think

00:21:39some naive freak of nature

00:21:41should tell you what to write.

00:21:43Mr. Hamilton,

00:21:44I don't want to be your assistant

00:21:45if you don't want me to.

00:21:47So just tell me.

00:21:49If I say I don't want you

00:21:50to be my assistant, it's over.

00:21:52Right.

00:21:54And if I don't say it, what then?

00:21:56I guess you'd be my assistant.

00:21:59Right.

00:22:02Well?

00:22:03What? What? I didn't say it.

00:22:07Okay.

00:22:09Listen, I just want you to know

00:22:11I did interview a lot of people tonight,

00:22:13not just the ones I brought in,

00:22:14but I took notes.

00:22:15You're really pushing it, kid.

00:22:17You're right.

00:22:18Never mind.

00:22:20Okay, now look at him.

00:22:22Geez.

00:22:24I've had more guilt with you

00:22:25in two minutes than ten years.

00:22:28I've had more guilt with you

00:22:30in two minutes than ten years

00:22:31of cheating on my wife.

00:22:37So, see you tomorrow?

00:22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:45A guy in Queens can swallow a quarter

00:22:47and pass two dimes in a nickel.

00:22:59So, you're sticking around?

00:23:01Yeah.

00:23:03Sorry.

00:23:05You know, you look like a real pushover,

00:23:07but you're not.

00:23:09Thank you.

00:23:11You think?

00:23:13Maybe we can call it truce.

00:23:15If you could stop feeling so competitive,

00:23:16we could probably help each other.

00:23:18There you go again.

00:23:19You're still pushing

00:23:20the sweet, friendly routine, man.

00:23:21You're relentless.

00:23:24Unbelievable.

00:23:26Ha!

00:23:27Here I am thinking

00:23:28this day's a total wipeout,

00:23:30and what happens?

00:23:31I get my computer.

00:23:33Hey, over here. That's mine.

00:23:34You Clarissa Darling?

00:23:36Of course.

00:23:38Miss Banyan says I'm supposed

00:23:39to hook this up for Clarissa Darling.

00:23:41This is torture.

00:23:43You, Clarissa Darling?

00:23:45Yeah, you can just leave it here.

00:23:47I'm sorry, Miss Banyan.

00:23:49I'm sorry, Miss Banyan.

00:23:51Yeah, you can just leave it here.

00:23:55It's not fair.

00:23:56Everything works out for you.

00:23:58I work three times as hard

00:23:59as anybody else in this place.

00:24:00What do I end up with?

00:24:01Nothing.

00:24:04Take the computer, Spencer.

00:24:05You should have the computer.

00:24:07Okay.

00:24:12I suppose I should say thank you.

00:24:14It's just that I put in for the computer

00:24:15two months ago.

00:24:16I am a reporter,

00:24:17and you're an intern,

00:24:18and this is your first day, okay?

00:24:21Thank you.

00:24:23Really, it's nothing.

00:24:25Just remember,

00:24:26every time you look at it,

00:24:28you owe me.

00:24:37You know,

00:24:38I'd rather use this anyway.

00:24:39It makes me feel like

00:24:40I'm in one of those old

00:24:41Cary Grant movies.

00:24:44Hello, sweetheart?

00:24:45Get me a rewrite.

00:24:48This is so cool.

00:25:03Hey, Pete here

00:25:04with my brother, Pete,

00:25:05trying to figure out

00:25:06if it would be better

00:25:07to have a head the size

00:25:08of a fist or a watermelon.

00:25:10I'm leaning towards fist.

00:25:12More inconspicuous.

00:25:13Watermelon all the way.

00:25:15Now stay tuned

00:25:16for the adventures

00:25:17of Pete and Pete,

00:25:18next on Nick.

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00:30:32This is my brother, Pete.

00:30:34And this is my dad.

00:30:36A guy who spends

00:30:37most of his free time

00:30:38wondering...

00:30:39Where, oh, where

00:30:40did I go wrong?

00:30:42Over the years,

00:30:43he's tried his best

00:30:44to turn Pete

00:30:45into a model son.

00:30:46See, you just go over

00:30:47the grain

00:30:48in a circular motion

00:30:49and soon...

00:30:51The plan has not

00:30:52been all that successful.

00:30:54Pete's just Pete.

00:30:56He can't be

00:30:57a model son.

00:30:59He can't be

00:31:00Pete's just Pete.

00:31:02He can't help it.

00:31:04Whether he's

00:31:05collecting burps,

00:31:07catching bugs,

00:31:09or staring into

00:31:10the electromagnetic vortex

00:31:12of a lunar eclipse.

00:31:14Yes.

00:31:16There's always been

00:31:17a certain

00:31:18Pete approach to life.

00:31:20Dance, senorita, dance.

00:31:22That dad has

00:31:23never appreciated.

00:31:25Even when

00:31:26Pete tries to please dad,

00:31:28like the time he put

00:31:29a high-gloss finish

00:31:30on the lawn

00:31:31for Father's Day,

00:31:32he just can't win.

00:31:34Inside!

00:31:36Pete knew they'd

00:31:37never be like

00:31:38other fathers and sons,

00:31:39building tree forts

00:31:40together and

00:31:41fishing for smelt.

00:31:43He didn't really

00:31:44want that anyway.

00:31:45All he wanted

00:31:46was for dad to

00:31:47accept him

00:31:48for the Pete he was.

00:31:50I didn't think

00:31:51he had a chance.

00:31:52I mean, you know

00:31:53how dads can be.

00:31:54Then, on one

00:31:55sunny Saturday morning,

00:31:57not too far from here,

00:31:59something happened

00:32:00that changed everything.

00:32:02If you wanted to,

00:32:04you could call it a miracle.

00:32:13Hey, Smiley Strange,

00:32:16you lookin'

00:32:17half-a-leafy range.

00:32:20I came to

00:32:21St. Lucie, babe,

00:32:23or have you

00:32:24picked your dog again?

00:32:26Kissin' me.

00:32:27Don't you talk back.

00:32:31Kissin' me.

00:32:49Kissin' me.

00:32:51Don't you talk back.

00:32:53Kissin' me.

00:32:57Kissin' me.

00:32:59Don't you talk back.

00:33:01Kissin' me.

00:33:06In the whole sloppy

00:33:07history of humankind,

00:33:09you'll find that the

00:33:10biggest moments are caused

00:33:11by the stupidest

00:33:12little things.

00:33:13A prime minister

00:33:14accidentally farts

00:33:15and whammo.

00:33:16It's the Korean War.

00:33:18In the case of

00:33:19Pete and Dad's

00:33:20miracle friendship,

00:33:21it all started

00:33:22with a blacktop grudge match

00:33:24between my dad's

00:33:2588 Dodge Aries

00:33:27and Mr. Hickel's

00:33:28fuel-injected

00:33:29Throttle Jet 5000.

00:33:31Vroom!

00:33:32Vroom!

00:33:34Suck my fumes,

00:33:35Nimrod!

00:33:37They used to be friends,

00:33:39but ever since

00:33:40the Bicentennial,

00:33:41when Mr. Hickel

00:33:42inadvertently melted

00:33:43our birdbath,

00:33:44the two of them

00:33:45started a feud

00:33:46that's been building

00:33:47ever since.

00:33:49The only problem is

00:33:51Mr. Hickel also

00:33:52happens to be the father

00:33:53of my all-time

00:33:54best friend,

00:33:55Ellen Hickel.

00:33:58Over the years,

00:33:59we've tried to ignore

00:34:00their feud,

00:34:01but when we heard

00:34:02it was all coming down

00:34:03to this one final race,

00:34:05well, we had to take sides.

00:34:07I pitched in

00:34:08by drawing a map

00:34:09of the course,

00:34:10while Ellen did her part

00:34:12by making this perfect

00:34:13Mr. Hickel action figure

00:34:15to ride in the car

00:34:16during the race.

00:34:17How do I look, honey?

00:34:19It was a true labor of love,

00:34:21and soon,

00:34:22they grew closer

00:34:23than any father,

00:34:24daughter,

00:34:25and action figure

00:34:26should be.

00:34:28Nice!

00:34:29As for Pete,

00:34:30he sculpted

00:34:31a stainless steel

00:34:32voodoo hood ornament,

00:34:34but as usual,

00:34:35his best wasn't good enough

00:34:36for Dad.

00:34:37Whose side are you on,

00:34:38anyway?

00:34:43I mean,

00:34:44not only will this thing

00:34:45weigh me down,

00:34:46it's completely

00:34:47un-aerodynamic.

00:34:48I mean,

00:34:49it could cost me the race.

00:34:51Huh?

00:34:52Despite the rejection,

00:34:53Pete wasn't about

00:34:54to give up yet.

00:34:55Not while he still had

00:34:56his own personal superhero,

00:34:58Artie,

00:34:59the strongest man

00:35:00in the world.

00:35:02Pete never did trust

00:35:03Phil Hickel,

00:35:04much less the

00:35:05Phil Hickel action figure,

00:35:06and he knew

00:35:07if he could dig up

00:35:08some dirt,

00:35:09he could prove himself

00:35:10to Dad once and for all.

00:35:13Sure enough,

00:35:14Mr. Hickel

00:35:15was up to no good,

00:35:17secretly souping up his car

00:35:19with an illegal

00:35:20overdrive button.

00:35:23He's bypassing

00:35:24the alkaline

00:35:25transducer grid

00:35:26with a turbostatic

00:35:28overdrive.

00:35:30What?

00:35:31Pete's cheating!

00:35:33Cheater!

00:35:34Cheater!

00:35:35Big fat cheater, man!

00:35:37Foul!

00:35:38I claim foul?

00:35:39I do agree with my claim.

00:35:41It was the break

00:35:42Pete had been waiting for.

00:35:44Cheaters never prosper.

00:35:47Mr. Hickel had left him

00:35:48with no other choice.

00:35:50With the big race

00:35:51just hours away,

00:35:53there was only

00:35:54one course of action left.

00:35:58Sabotage.

00:36:00The scene was set

00:36:01for a day of reckoning

00:36:02my dad had been waiting for

00:36:04for 16 years.

00:36:08Come on, Don.

00:36:09Where's your manners?

00:36:17Finally,

00:36:18the big race was on.

00:36:22Dad cranked his

00:36:23turbocharged V8 engine

00:36:24to maximum thrust

00:36:26and quickly roared

00:36:27to a commanding lead.

00:36:29Don't mess with

00:36:30the best driver,

00:36:31or you're going to

00:36:32be in trouble.

00:36:34Come on, baby.

00:36:35But as they turned

00:36:36the corner at

00:36:37West Platelet Avenue,

00:36:40Mr. Hickel hit the button

00:36:41on his secret weapon.

00:36:47And the throttle jet

00:36:48surged ahead.

00:36:51Look,

00:36:52he hit me with a stick!

00:36:54Then,

00:36:55just when dad seemed

00:36:56dusted,

00:36:57the results of

00:36:58Pete's sabotage

00:36:59were revealed.

00:37:03The results of

00:37:04Pete's sabotage

00:37:05became beautifully clear.

00:37:20Dad had won!

00:37:24Oh, my God!

00:37:25Yes! Yes!

00:37:26Yes!

00:37:27Woo!

00:37:28Oh, yeah!

00:37:29Oh, yeah!

00:37:30Oh!

00:37:31Where's Pete?

00:37:33Pete's me.

00:37:34Oh,

00:37:35figures he missed

00:37:36my big moment.

00:37:39Congratulations.

00:37:42That'll teach you

00:37:43to mess with my dad.

00:37:49At our victory

00:37:50dinner that night,

00:37:51dad learned the truth

00:37:52about what Pete had done.

00:37:54I'd never seen him

00:37:55prouder.

00:37:57Not only had he won

00:37:58the race,

00:37:59but his misfit son

00:38:00had saved the day.

00:38:04And there.

00:38:05You know what else

00:38:06my little commando

00:38:07did for me?

00:38:08What, dear?

00:38:09He gave me this.

00:38:10He he he he he.

00:38:12Well, I think you both

00:38:13should go over

00:38:14to the Hickles tomorrow

00:38:15and return that

00:38:16action man to Phil.

00:38:18Ellen made it for him.

00:38:19That's right.

00:38:20There's no reason

00:38:21for this to get out of hand.

00:38:23Let's all be adults

00:38:24about it and...

00:38:26Attention!

00:38:27Attention!

00:38:29We interrupt your dinner

00:38:30to bring you

00:38:31a special announcement.

00:38:32It's Phil!

00:38:34Talk about dirty tricks.

00:38:36Mr. Hickle

00:38:37knew our mom

00:38:38had a metal plate

00:38:39in her head

00:38:40from an accident

00:38:41she had when she was a kid.

00:38:42And by broadcasting

00:38:43at the right frequency,

00:38:44he could transmit

00:38:45radio messages

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00:38:47like an antenna.

00:38:48And until I get

00:38:49the $695.65

00:38:52you owe me

00:38:53for destroying my car,

00:38:55these broadcasts

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00:38:59And now for a selection

00:39:00from the Hawaiian Soldiers chorus.

00:39:09Of all the...

00:39:10You want a war, pal?

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00:41:27of Pete and Pete

00:41:28as they continue.

00:41:33After a lifetime

00:41:34of having nothing

00:41:35in common with Dad,

00:41:37Pete finally had a chance

00:41:38to share his all-time

00:41:39favorite hobby.

00:41:41Revenge!

00:41:42In just ten days,

00:41:44they'd built a command center

00:41:45NASA would have killed for.

00:41:48Surveillance monitors,

00:41:50radar screens,

00:41:52a satellite-based

00:41:53infrared camera,

00:41:54and more.

00:41:55That's Pete's idea.

00:41:56It automatically flushes

00:41:57a toilet in Hickle's house.

00:41:59He gets in the shower

00:42:00and boom!

00:42:01We boil his butt!

00:42:03I don't like it, Don.

00:42:05I don't like it one bit.

00:42:07I don't like it either, honey.

00:42:09But Hickle has left us

00:42:10with no other choice.

00:42:12Isn't that right, Shorty?

00:42:15Family,

00:42:16we are in

00:42:17a state of war.

00:42:19And as such,

00:42:20each member will be expected

00:42:21to sign a loyalty code

00:42:22that prohibits,

00:42:23among other things,

00:42:24fraternizing with the enemy.

00:42:28Dad, Ellen is my best friend.

00:42:30Was your best friend.

00:42:34I won't sign it.

00:42:35Son,

00:42:36I know it's hard,

00:42:37but think of your poor mother,

00:42:38forced to wear a helmet

00:42:39to muffle the constant

00:42:40pounding of polka music.

00:42:42It's not so bad.

00:42:45I don't know, Dad.

00:42:46The maniac is playing

00:42:47polka music, son.

00:42:49Sweaty men in leader hoses

00:42:50squeezing accordions.

00:42:52It's kind of catchy.

00:42:55And if we're going to stop him,

00:42:56we're going to have to do it

00:42:57my way.

00:42:59Our way.

00:43:00That's right.

00:43:01I'm sorry, son.

00:43:02Our way.

00:43:04Don't be a wuss.

00:43:17The ink wasn't even dry

00:43:18on my signature

00:43:20before Dad and Pete

00:43:21struck back with the

00:43:22ultimate secret weapon.

00:43:25Artie,

00:43:26the strongest man

00:43:28in the world.

00:43:31The plan was to use

00:43:32Artie's superhuman strength

00:43:34to move Mr. Hickel's house

00:43:35to Saskatchewan,

00:43:38but because of a slight

00:43:39back sprain he got from

00:43:40lifting a brassiere emporium

00:43:41the week before,

00:43:43Artie was only able

00:43:44to budget

00:43:45one inch.

00:43:47Even so,

00:43:49the prank worked beautifully.

00:43:56And with that one

00:43:57tiny little inch,

00:44:00the great prank war

00:44:02was officially underway.

00:44:10In the annals of

00:44:11modern history,

00:44:12you'd have to go back

00:44:13to the trench warfare

00:44:14of World War I

00:44:16to find a battle

00:44:17as fiercely fought

00:44:18as what became known as

00:44:20The Great Prank War.

00:44:24Nobody messes with Phil Hickel.

00:44:26Nobody!

00:44:27Nobody!

00:44:58Guitar solo!

00:45:04Ready!

00:45:06Aim!

00:45:07Fire!

00:45:16Take that, grunge bag!

00:45:19As Dad and Pete

00:45:20learned the meaning

00:45:21of togetherness,

00:45:22Ellen and I learned

00:45:23the meaning of being apart.

00:45:25I know it seems stupid

00:45:27but he is my dad

00:45:28and I did promise.

00:45:30Besides,

00:45:31our every move

00:45:32was being tracked by radar.

00:45:35Since we knew

00:45:36the payphones were tapped,

00:45:38we had to communicate

00:45:39by dropping off

00:45:40secret letters

00:45:41with crossing guard

00:45:42Kenneth G. Keegan,

00:45:44a man who had seen

00:45:45maybe

00:45:46one too many

00:45:47spy movies.

00:45:49Okay, okay,

00:45:50I've got it

00:45:51memorized.

00:45:53The plan had been

00:45:54for Ken to simply

00:45:55deliver the notes

00:45:57but he had his own ideas.

00:45:59It was a little difficult

00:46:00at first.

00:46:02Dear...

00:46:04Dear...

00:46:06Otto?

00:46:08Pete.

00:46:11But after a few days,

00:46:13he got the hang of it.

00:46:15Dear Pete,

00:46:18I couldn't stop.

00:46:20I couldn't stop.

00:46:23I couldn't

00:46:24stop.

00:46:27I couldn't stop

00:46:28thinking about you yesterday.

00:46:31Whoa.

00:46:33Hot stuff.

00:46:35We're just friends.

00:46:37Sure you are.

00:46:39Forget our family's

00:46:40self-destructing.

00:46:41I wanted the

00:46:42prank war to end

00:46:43so Ken would stop

00:46:44winking at me.

00:46:46Unfortunately,

00:46:47it showed no signs

00:46:48of cooling down.

00:46:49Fire!

00:46:55Ready.

00:46:57Aim.

00:46:59Fire!

00:47:02Better watch your

00:47:03cholesterol, Phil.

00:47:05My dad's a mess, Pete.

00:47:07A total mess.

00:47:09All he cares about

00:47:10is revenge.

00:47:11I don't know him anymore.

00:47:13I hate to say it

00:47:14but I think the only

00:47:15thing we ever had

00:47:16in common

00:47:17was that stupid

00:47:18action figure.

00:47:20I know he expects me

00:47:21to be a good,

00:47:22loyal daughter

00:47:23but too bad.

00:47:24This war

00:47:25has got to end.

00:47:27Ellen?

00:47:28Ellen, it's your daddy.

00:47:29I'd like to speak

00:47:30to you for a second.

00:47:31I don't know

00:47:32if it'll work

00:47:33but I've started

00:47:34giving him the

00:47:35silent treatment.

00:47:36Ellen?

00:47:37I know you're in there.

00:47:38I just can't

00:47:39take it anymore.

00:47:41I don't know

00:47:42if you miss me but...

00:47:43But I...

00:47:44I miss you.

00:47:45I really, really

00:47:46miss you, Pete.

00:47:52Thanks, Ken.

00:48:01I walked home

00:48:02faster than usual

00:48:03that day to do

00:48:04my stupid shift

00:48:05in the war room.

00:48:07I guess I was hoping

00:48:08I'd catch a glimpse

00:48:09of Ellen.

00:48:12Hi, honey.

00:48:13Off to your

00:48:14French horn lessons?

00:48:21Ellen, Josephine,

00:48:22Hickle.

00:48:24What have I done?

00:48:26When I saw her,

00:48:27I knew who

00:48:28I had to be loyal to

00:48:30and it wasn't

00:48:31Dad or Pete.

00:48:33I miss you too, Ellen.

00:48:39What was that?

00:48:41Nothing.

00:48:45Pete, I can't

00:48:46take this anymore.

00:48:47You've got to

00:48:48call it off.

00:48:49No can do, comrade.

00:48:51I know why

00:48:52you're doing this.

00:48:53It's Dad, isn't it?

00:48:55You're afraid that

00:48:56if the war ends,

00:48:57your friendship

00:48:58will end too.

00:48:59Shut up!

00:49:01I know how you

00:49:02feel, Pete,

00:49:03but this can't

00:49:04last forever.

00:49:05Things have to

00:49:06go back to normal.

00:49:07Why?

00:49:08You know why.

00:49:11You're not

00:49:12going to end up

00:49:13like this.

00:49:14If you're not

00:49:15going to end this,

00:49:16I will.

00:49:36Pete!

00:49:37Hi!

00:49:38Hey!

00:49:39Hi.

00:49:41Did you get a haircut?

00:49:42Yeah.

00:49:43Do you like it?

00:49:46Pete, what about

00:49:47the war?

00:49:48That's what I want

00:49:49to talk to you about.

00:49:50How's the silent

00:49:51treatment working?

00:49:52It's been hard,

00:49:53but I think it's

00:49:54finally getting to him.

00:49:55Dad!

00:49:57I know you're out there.

00:50:00Listen to me!

00:50:03This feud

00:50:04has gone far enough.

00:50:07I surrender.

00:50:11It's over, Don.

00:50:13You win.

00:50:15I'll tear up the bill.

00:50:16I'll turn off the music.

00:50:18I'll forget about everything.

00:50:20All I'm asking you to do is

00:50:22just give me back

00:50:23my action figure.

00:50:25I'm sending over

00:50:26the car right now.

00:50:27Just buckle him

00:50:28in the seat

00:50:29and I'll do the rest.

00:50:30I don't know what

00:50:31this war has done

00:50:32to your family,

00:50:33but between you and me,

00:50:35it's tearing mine apart.

00:50:37Please, Don.

00:50:38My daughter made

00:50:39that action figure for me.

00:50:41It means a lot to us.

00:50:44I need it back.

00:50:46I need her back.

00:50:49Please, Don.

00:50:56With the fate

00:50:57of the prank war

00:50:58entirely in his hands,

00:51:00Pete made a command decision.

00:51:02If Phil Hickel

00:51:03wanted his action figure

00:51:04back that much,

00:51:06he'd gladly give it to him,

00:51:07along with a little

00:51:08added surprise.

00:51:10As we were all about

00:51:11to find out,

00:51:12the war wasn't over

00:51:13until Pete said it was over.

00:51:16Heads up, Shorty.

00:51:18You're going home.

00:51:23Sergeant!

00:51:24We've got a condition

00:51:25around here!

00:51:26Man the battle stations!

00:51:28Switch to auxiliary

00:51:29life support!

00:51:34What's that flame hole

00:51:35up to?

00:51:36Dad was suspicious

00:51:37at first,

00:51:38but when Pete played back

00:51:39the surveillance tape...

00:51:41It's over, Don.

00:51:42You win.

00:51:43He knew

00:51:44they had won the war.

00:51:46We did it, son.

00:51:47We showed that clam dip

00:51:48you can't miss.

00:51:50We're the best.

00:51:52It'll be kind of hard

00:51:53to say goodbye

00:51:54to old Shorty here,

00:51:55but, you know,

00:51:56it means that much to him.

00:51:59Escape!

00:52:01Get a grip, Dad!

00:52:04Pete's fiendish scheme

00:52:06was going perfectly.

00:52:08Dad didn't suspect a thing.

00:52:11So long, Shorty.

00:52:12Drive safely.

00:52:15You know, funny,

00:52:16it was a lot heavier

00:52:17than I remember.

00:52:19Funny.

00:52:23Wait a second.

00:52:24Oh, my God, Pete!

00:52:26You haven't booby-trapped

00:52:27the action figure, have you?

00:52:29Son, the man surrendered.

00:52:32I mean, he's at our mercy.

00:52:35If we double-cross him now,

00:52:37this war could go on forever.

00:52:39Exactly.

00:52:41Are you nuts?

00:52:43We won.

00:52:44It's all over, son.

00:52:45We did it.

00:52:46You and me.

00:52:47Sorry, Dad.

00:52:48You'll thank me

00:52:49for this someday.

00:52:55Well, where did I go wrong?

00:52:57Dad!

00:52:59Listen to me.

00:53:00Pete's out of control.

00:53:01You've got to put an end

00:53:02to this before it's too late.

00:53:03You're absolutely right, son.

00:53:04I am?

00:53:06Now, come on, everybody.

00:53:07You too, mister.

00:53:08Let's go.

00:53:09We've got to stop that car.

00:53:12Suddenly,

00:53:13it was the big race

00:53:14all over again.

00:53:15Only this time,

00:53:16Dad had more in his mind

00:53:18than revenge.

00:53:29Stop in the name of love!

00:53:33Uh-oh!

00:53:36Hi, guys.

00:53:39Halfway to the hickles,

00:53:41on Sahara-like Avenue...

00:53:42Come back, you smart dog!

00:53:46...there was Mom,

00:53:47shattered from 14 straight days

00:53:50of sonic assaults.

00:53:57Mom!

00:54:01Don't worry, honey.

00:54:02It's almost over.

00:54:03Are we going to kill him?

00:54:04No, we're going to save him.

00:54:15You're almost home.

00:54:21Speed kills.

00:54:24No!

00:54:30Pulling a double-cross on Phil Hickel?

00:54:32Never!

00:54:35No!

00:54:38I can't go!

00:54:39It's booby-trapped!

00:54:47What the...?

00:54:54That's a lousy watch!

00:54:56Huh?

00:54:59Don, are you okay?

00:55:01Yeah.

00:55:02What's all this about a booby-trap?

00:55:04That's what I'd like to know, Phil.

00:55:06It had all been a trick,

00:55:07a fake-out to end all fake-outs.

00:55:10Pete knew the only way

00:55:11the feud would end for good

00:55:13was if Dad and Mr. Hickel

00:55:14came together

00:55:15and became friends again.

00:55:17Even though it might mean

00:55:18losing his own friendship with Dad,

00:55:20Pete had to end the war his way,

00:55:22the Pete way.

00:55:23Suddenly, Dad understood everything.

00:55:26Pete! Pete, wait!

00:55:27Pete! Pete, wait up, Pete!

00:55:32It was all a trick, wasn't it?

00:55:33To get me and Mr. Hickel friends again.

00:55:36Well, son, it worked.

00:55:39I mean, I gotta hand it to you.

00:55:40You did all right.

00:55:42Well, now we can get things

00:55:43back to normal around here.

00:55:45Well, you know, almost normal.

00:55:48You know what I mean.

00:55:53Looks like you might need

00:55:55some new eyebrows.

00:55:57And a new face.

00:56:03That's pretty much the whole story.

00:56:05Artie moved the house

00:56:06back to where it belonged.

00:56:08Ellen and I vowed

00:56:09to never let anyone

00:56:10keep us apart ever again.

00:56:12And Mom,

00:56:13she let Mr. Hickel know

00:56:15there were really no hard feelings.

00:56:23As for Pete and Dad,

00:56:25well, they might have lost

00:56:26the one thing they had in common

00:56:28now that the war was over,

00:56:30but in the end,

00:56:31at least they found each other.

00:56:52¶¶

00:57:07An object in motion

00:57:10tends to stay in motion.

00:57:13Snick continues.

00:57:17¶¶

00:57:24¶¶

00:57:26We're here right now.

00:57:29You can see all the mountains.

00:57:30Yeah, a whole bunch of mountains.

00:57:32I feel like we're way up in the sky.

00:57:34That's Kevin's favorite

00:57:35right over there.

00:57:36It feels great.

00:57:37This is Les,

00:57:38and his nickname is Hook.

00:57:40Captain Hook.

00:57:41All right!

00:57:42We named him that

00:57:43because he looks like Kevin.

00:57:46He makes us laugh.

00:57:48We get to go down the big run.

00:57:50Yeah, he's really cool.

00:57:52We're learning how to turn and stuff.

00:57:55You need us to leave?

00:57:56Okay.

00:57:57Okay.

00:57:58Bye!

00:57:59Bye!

00:58:01¶¶

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00:58:47¶ That isn't why it came so good.

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00:58:51¶

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00:59:00¶ I don't know what she's eating.

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01:00:04What's up on Nick in the Afternoon?

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01:00:11You might want to stay tuned for details.

01:00:30¶ Round and round and round and round

01:00:33¶ Round and round and round and round

01:00:36¶ Round and round and round and round

01:00:39¶ Round and round and round and round

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01:01:32¶ You know we can go anywhere

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01:01:42¶ To the round

01:01:46¶¶

01:01:51¶¶

01:01:54Most people are torn between the need to be with others

01:01:57and the desire to be left alone,

01:01:59but being alone can get kind of lonely.

01:02:01I'm not in the mood.

01:02:02Suit yourself.

01:02:03Of course, you can always have an imaginary friend.

01:02:06So, you want to have a catch?

01:02:10Then again, actual humans make better friends.

01:02:13So, you want to have a catch?

01:02:14Sure!

01:02:17Then again, they do have their limitations.

01:02:19A good friendship can last longer than a bad marriage.

01:02:22Do you, Jimmy, promise to wedgie, noogie, and generally pick on Billy?

01:02:25And when you play Monopoly, will you let him be the race car,

01:02:27even if that means you get stuck with being a thimble?

01:02:29And do you, Billy, promise to insult and embarrass Jimmy

01:02:31and pick him in kickball even though he's a total goober?

01:02:34We do!

01:02:35I now pronounce you best friends.

01:02:37You may now kick each other's butts.

01:02:45This is just a reminder.

01:02:47There'll be no further marriage analogies.

01:02:49Class is now in session.

01:02:51No way!

01:02:53I'm only telling you this secret because you're my best friend.

01:02:56If anybody found out, I would fully die.

01:02:58Laura, Julie, I thought I told you no cellular phones in class.

01:03:01Mom, I wish there was some way I could stay on the phone all the time.

01:03:05Introducing Headphone.

01:03:07The telephone that's surgically implanted in your head.

01:03:10Now you can make a phone call anytime, anywhere.

01:03:15Hey, are your ears ringing?

01:03:17Well, I guess they are.

01:03:19Hello?

01:03:20Nancy, what's up?

01:03:21Can I talk to Nancy?

01:03:23Sure, let me put her on speaker mode.

01:03:25Hello?

01:03:26Hello?

01:03:27Can you guys hear me?

01:03:29Wow, what clarity!

01:03:31The speakers are wired to my uvula.

01:03:33No way.

01:03:34Now when you all should receive the surgically implanted fax machine.

01:03:39Hey, who cut the fax?

01:03:42Girls, this is your last warning.

01:03:44But we're right in the middle of a very important rumor.

01:03:47You should be in the middle of working on your joint book report on Lewis and Clark.

01:03:50It's due on Monday.

01:03:54Here come Mandy and Jennifer.

01:03:56Hey, they're the ultimate in best friends.

01:03:58We're going to softball trials.

01:03:59We're going to play shortstop.

01:04:02Wow, what good friends.

01:04:04Kind of like you guys.

01:04:05Hey Laura, Julie told me about your big secret.

01:04:07Unbelievable!

01:04:09Julie, I can't believe you told!

01:04:12Oh my gosh, Julie just hurt my feelings.

01:04:14I could talk to her about it and see if there was some misunderstanding.

01:04:17After all, she is my best friend.

01:04:19So naturally, I'll do the best I can to hurt her back.

01:04:22So you decided to stab your best friend in the back.

01:04:25Well, you need a burst of energy.

01:04:26You need Betrayal Mix.

01:04:28The new snack food, especially for those with an appetite for getting even.

01:04:33Ew, tastes bitter.

01:04:35Well, of course it does.

01:04:36But bitterness is only part of what you get.

01:04:38Betrayal Mix has nuts.

01:04:39Because you'd have to be to want to turn on your best friend.

01:04:41Raisins are raising the walls between you.

01:04:44And those little indescribable lumps that look like your dog left them in the backyard.

01:04:48Let's face it, if you're going to stew to it, you might as well eat it.

01:04:51You can get Betrayal Mix at your nearest Spyco store for the traditional 30 pieces of silver.

01:04:56I can't believe you told my secret.

01:04:58I would never tell anybody you put socks in your bra.

01:05:05And that's not all.

01:05:06Your butt is so big, each cheek has its own zip code.

01:05:10That's big. You better get in bed.

01:05:12You gonna let her talk that way about your big old buffalo butt?

01:05:15No, of course not.

01:05:17Laura, you're so ugly.

01:05:21Wait, I gotta write on the tip of my...

01:05:23Tongue?

01:05:24Yeah, that's right.

01:05:25Just can't get those insults to come out right?

01:05:27Well, put a cutting edge on those butt downs with a new tongue sharpener from Yo Mama Co.

01:05:32Tongue sharpener will give your words the cutting power they need for pointed remarks, unkind jabs, and piercing insults.

01:05:38Ooh, but be careful. You could put someone's eye out with that thing.

01:05:42Where were we?

01:05:43She was talking about your tired, ground scraping, saggy booty.

01:05:46That's right.

01:05:47You're so hairy, that on your school ID, they put your A's down in dog years.

01:05:54Hairy.

01:05:55And you're so ugly, that when you go to the zoo, the animals throw peanuts at you.

01:06:01That's ugly.

01:06:03And in fact, you are so ugly.

01:06:05How ugly is she?

01:06:07That you have to keep your makeup in a snake bite kit.

01:06:10That's very ugly.

01:06:12I can't believe you said those things to me.

01:06:14Our friendship is over.

01:06:16But I can explain.

01:06:18Don't bother. There's a wall between us.

01:06:21Does this mean you guys aren't doing your book report together?

01:06:24This is verging on tragic. I gotta find a new best friend fast.

01:06:28I'll start from the top. The most popular girl in school.

01:06:31Do you have an appointment?

01:06:32I'm here to see the most popular girl in school.

01:06:34And you are?

01:06:35Laura.

01:06:36Yes, I'm sure you're very important.

01:06:37Look, take a number, and the popular girl will be with you in a moment.

01:06:43Why are you tearing up that calendar?

01:06:44I'm cleverly illustrating the passage of time.

01:06:47Number 2085.

01:06:49Popular girl will see you now.

01:06:52Hi, whoever you are. Take a seat.

01:06:55You are my best friend for the next 15 seconds.

01:06:58Don't you hate all my former and future best friends right now?

01:07:01I do. Excuse me.

01:07:02But there are 17 girls named Heather waiting out there to see you.

01:07:06I feel so close to you.

01:07:08Can you check her out now?

01:07:09Yeah.

01:07:10Bye. Let's do sack lunch sometime.

01:07:12And don't forget to reserve a space for my slumber party.

01:07:15This is just a reminder. School is over.

01:07:18Now clear the halls before I release the dogs.

01:07:21By the way, hope everyone's heard about Laura's big secret.

01:07:24Great! Now the whole school knows.

01:07:27Gotta go home.

01:08:11Roundhouse and the Big Orange Couch will snick again after this.

01:08:21Why is Nickelodeon the only network for...

01:08:26There's no need to fear. Underdog is here.

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01:08:42Why? This is the only place we want to be.

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01:08:52Who's the little baby with the bottle in her mouth?

01:08:57My baby Burpee.

01:08:59Whose tummy's filling up with every little gulp?

01:09:03My baby Burpee.

01:09:05You love to feed her then come on and pat her.

01:09:08It really makes you feel so much better.

01:09:12Who's the little baby that makes the cutest sound?

01:09:17My baby Burpee.

01:09:19Say excuse me baby Burpee.

01:09:24Ring around the nosy is a trunkload of fun.

01:09:27You'll look just like an elephant but not weigh a ton.

01:09:30Let's ring around the nosy and here's how it goes.

01:09:33Scoop out three rings using only your nose.

01:09:36Ring around the nosy.

01:09:38You have to match the colors, that's how it's done.

01:09:41Get three rings on your nosy and oh my gosh you've won.

01:09:44I win.

01:09:46Are you sure we're not related?

01:09:48Ring around the nosy.

01:09:53We now return to Roundhouse and Snick only on...

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01:12:35Tastes bad! More filling!

01:12:39Dang, Roseanne, you sure look good in that bikini.

01:12:44And the Nobel Prize for Physics goes to...

01:12:48Barney!

01:12:50I'll take pump John Paul II to block!

01:12:53Boy, I'd love to keep watching this biting satire of television,

01:12:57but I've got a slumber party sketch.

01:13:00Welcome to MTV's Slumber Party with your host, Goose!

01:13:04First of all, I'd like to applaud all my lucky best friends for being at my slumber party.

01:13:08How nice for you.

01:13:10Let's begin by congratulating Mandy and Jennifer on their operation that's brought them even closer!

01:13:15We're finally joined at the hip, and please call us...

01:13:19Mandifer!

01:13:24Come on in!

01:13:25Whichever best friend you are.

01:13:26I'd love to, but with this stupid wall I can't fit through the door!

01:13:32Besides, my ex-best friend is here.

01:13:34Great! I've been morally annihilated, and now I have to participate in slumber party activities!

01:13:40In the tradition of Rocky and Kickboxer comes pillow fight!

01:13:43Let's get ready to rumble!

01:13:52I can't see! I can't see! Am I cut?

01:13:54No, you're wearing too much mascara.

01:13:56Try this blush as a compliment color.

01:13:58I'll take a swig of diet soda.

01:14:02Make sure she's pinned between the dresser and the nightstand,

01:14:04and follow every body shot with a short jab and a wet frost!

01:14:07If that doesn't work, pull her hair!

01:14:10Pillow fight! Coming soon to a slumber party near you!

01:14:14Okay, best friends.

01:14:15It's bedtime, and your chance to admire my jewel-encrusted sleeping bag.

01:14:19Wow!

01:14:20But wait until you get a load of my Luke Perry sideburn-shaped sleeping bag!

01:14:25Well, I've got this rugged, waterproof...

01:14:29Trash bag! Come on!

01:14:31Well, it's multi-purpose!

01:14:34How embarrassing!

01:14:35Julie usually lends me her sleeping bag.

01:14:38And even worse, I'm talking to a camera.

01:14:41Okay, it's time to freeze somebody's panties.

01:14:45I kinda need to go.

01:14:46But you promised to spend the night.

01:14:48I know, it's just that, uh...

01:14:51I'm sick.

01:14:52You don't look sick.

01:14:53Well, now you can.

01:14:54With Pepto-Dismal.

01:14:56Pepto-Dismal simulates the effects of dozens of contagious childhood illnesses,

01:15:00including chickenpox, mumps, and...

01:15:02Distended Bowel Syndrome.

01:15:08Laura, what's the matter?

01:15:10I think I've got measles, or scurvy, or...

01:15:13Maybe I'm just gonna spew nausea!

01:15:15You should be resting at home now!

01:15:17Pepto-Dismal. Brought to you by Federal Distress.

01:15:20For when you absolutely, positively can't be there overnight.

01:15:26Hey! You okay?

01:15:29I'm fine, Dad. Thanks for caring.

01:15:32Well, I don't, really. I just wanted you to repave the driveway.

01:15:35Hey, and why don't you get your best friend with the wall to give you a hand?

01:15:38Besides, I thought you two were working on that book report together.

01:15:43I miss having Julie to talk to!

01:15:45Maybe I should try to make up with her.

01:15:52Hello, and welcome to Sally Jesse Raphael.

01:15:54I'm Sally.

01:15:55I'm Jesse.

01:15:56I'm Raphael.

01:15:58Our topic for today is best friends. Assets or pain in the ass-ets.

01:16:03Yo, my bro, that's the topic of the show.

01:16:05Si.

01:16:06Here with us are Laura and Julie, who were besties forever

01:16:09until a tragic argument ended their dreams.

01:16:11Well, audience, how does this make us feel?

01:16:14Woo woo!

01:16:15That barking stuff has got to go. You must have got tickets to the wrong show.

01:16:19Si.

01:16:20Hello, is the caller there?

01:16:22Hello, I'd like a small pizza and a side order of twisty bread. Hello?

01:16:26Uh, never mind the call.

01:16:28Laura, Julie, um, you've been fighting,

01:16:30but you both told me before the show that you would like to make up.

01:16:33That's right.

01:16:34Laura, you're willing to make up with Julie

01:16:36even though she had no regard for your feelings

01:16:38and blabbed your most personal secret to the entire school?

01:16:41Oh, I'm over that.

01:16:43And she also gave your phone number to every guy in the audiovisual club.

01:16:46I didn't know that!

01:16:48And Julie, you're willing to make up with Laura

01:16:50because she put a centipede in your gym sock.

01:16:53That was you?

01:16:54Face it, you two hate each other.

01:16:56But you're willing to forgive and forget. Why?

01:16:58Because you'd do anything to be on television.

01:17:02And we'll be right back after this message.

01:17:08Hi, I'm Shannon Doherty.

01:17:10If you've blown hot air like I have,

01:17:12you know nothing is more aromatic than bitterness and spite.

01:17:15That's why I endorse revenge.

01:17:18Perfume! What could be better than the sweet smell of revenge?

01:17:22Just ask my underling, Luke Perry.

01:17:24I hope they send you to college in Iraq, you psycho.

01:17:29I forgot to mention revenge is hands-on applicator, Luke.

01:17:32Just think of it as a restraining odor.

01:17:34Okay, just don't get engaged to me and then try and shoot me, alright?

01:17:39So, if you're holding a grudge, do what I do.

01:17:42And don't get mad.

01:17:44Get revenge!

01:17:46Oh, the swell of it!

01:17:52Okay, friends, now isn't it time to break down that wall between you?

01:17:56I think the audience would like to see a hug.

01:18:01The audiovisual club?

01:18:03A centipede?

01:18:05This is war!

01:18:12This is war!

01:18:13But until the bitter end, when you're fighting your best friend, that girl is black.

01:18:17Like the knife that's in your back, it's easier to stab.

01:18:20Like the secret that was black.

01:18:23It's gonna be a brutal battle, as one thinks, the others battle.

01:18:26And until they try to score, there is no peace.

01:18:28It's only war!

01:18:31This is war!

01:18:34This is war!

01:18:37Get in there!

01:18:38Come on!

01:18:39Get in there!

01:18:41Yeah!

01:18:42Let's get together!

01:19:10Come on!

01:19:11Let's go!

01:19:14Let's go!

01:19:20Let's go!

01:19:23Let's go!

01:19:27Laura honey we know that you are down all right because you broke up with your

01:19:43best friend nobody seems to like you anymore oh you couldn't fit in at all at

01:19:48that popular girl slumber party get to the point well what we're trying to say

01:19:54is you can always just think of your dad and me as your best friends huh hey

01:20:00what's that it's my thought bubble I can imagine what being friends with you is

01:20:04like stop that giggling back there don't make me separate you and your parents

01:20:14dad's got cooties pass it on hey hey what do you say tomorrow we all wear

01:20:18matching slacks yeah and we can go to the dance together oh yeah now you're

01:20:22talking

01:20:26sorry to burst your bubble honey that's okay I wasn't enjoying that thought one

01:20:31bit well never mind we've got a family dinner to go to he was a 15 year old

01:20:35high school freshman she was a toddler barely out of diapers but every

01:20:40Thanksgiving they had one thing in common they had to sit at the kiddie

01:20:45table Susie would you like me to cut your meat yeah and Tony would you like

01:20:54me to cut good now I'm quite proficient in using my own cutlery thank you well

01:21:00then I'll just leave you two to your fun the kiddie table coming soon to a family

01:21:05dinner near you

01:21:10relationships can be strange I don't know if I'll ever find a perfect match

01:21:14like Julie again Laura you need help John what are you doing on my TV well

01:21:22we're the psychic friends hotline we knew you needed us what do you see in my

01:21:27future well I see your best friend she's very unhappy she's standing behind a

01:21:31cardboard wall what else do you see I see Latoya Jackson needs a day job and I

01:21:37see a girl with a very unusual hairstyle

01:21:46we can get now we're one person Wow Dijon how can you say all this they're

01:21:54standing right here child can we go back to talking about Julie why don't you

01:21:58talk to her yourself that's what friends are for and remember keep smiling keep

01:22:03shining knowing you this is just a reminder Laura and Julie will now do the

01:22:18report on Lewis and Clark co-founders of the West but first they've gotta make up

01:22:24our report was supposed to be about a great team but I only know about Lewis

01:22:29and I only know about Clark maybe if some people knew better than to go

01:22:33against their word we could do this together just give me a chance can't we

01:22:38talk about it no can we sing about it

01:22:42Oh

01:22:51it seems so cloudy today

01:22:56and they both ended up with nothing

01:23:02no nothing

01:23:05to say

01:23:11it seems

01:23:16their eyes reach for the sky

01:23:20and the clouds

01:23:22turn their backs on them

01:23:25and face the other way

01:23:30all today

01:23:33all day

01:23:36and as they stood below the bridge where pigeons flew

01:23:41and people knew that they

01:23:45were waiting for the monster to come over

01:23:50they saw that it was coming

01:23:53and they think that it was real

01:23:56oh no

01:23:59they didn't care

01:24:03when the rain comes today

01:24:08some people stand below the bridge and never

01:24:14no never

01:24:17escape

01:24:23it seems so cloudy today

01:24:28and they both ended up

01:24:31with nothing

01:24:34no nothing

01:24:37to say

01:24:52I'm sorry I didn't think you'd be so upset about me telling your secret

01:24:57but I thought you'd want everybody to know you made the softball team

01:25:00what?

01:25:01I thought you told them I have a crush on Joey Jimenez

01:25:05who is sitting right there

01:25:07oh no

01:25:08somebody reprise the theme song and roll the credits

01:25:11whenever my life gets me so down

01:25:14I know I can go down

01:25:16to where the music ends up I never end

01:25:19as long as the music keeps playing

01:25:22you know what I'm saying

01:25:24I know that I can find a friend

01:25:29that ain't the roundhouse

01:25:44get ready now friends for

01:25:46Action Log, Nose Goblins, and Wren's Repulsive Baby Pictures

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01:25:51Friendship, it's a new low

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01:28:52Dad's got an idea.

01:28:54A way to get rid of all the grody garbage

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01:28:58He's invented a big rocket ship

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01:29:04Mom's not sure, but dad says

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01:29:10Recycle. For your free recycling

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01:29:20Whoa!

01:29:22How do they cram all that graham

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01:29:26Maybe they take this big graham cracker...

01:29:30Wrong.

01:29:32How do they get all that crunchy graham cracker

01:29:34taste into every honey-sweet square?

01:29:36Or maybe they...

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01:29:43golden grahams crammed with graham.

01:29:46But how?

01:29:48Who's responsible for this?

01:29:50Nick's gonna tell who makes

01:29:52Ren and Stimpy. Meet Bob.

01:29:54I'm the creative director. And Jim.

01:29:56I'm the producer.

01:29:58A producer is the guy that tells the artist what to do,

01:30:00and then, when the cartoon's done,

01:30:02it takes all the credit.

01:30:04When I was a kid, I was really silly.

01:30:06Bob is about 80% Stimpy

01:30:08and about 20% Ren.

01:30:10We're all crazy.

01:30:12That's a big secret.

01:30:14Now you know who's responsible for Ren and Stimpy.

01:30:16Don't tell anybody, okay?

01:30:18On the only network for you.

01:30:20Tremble.

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01:31:00Hold free.

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01:31:08Oh, man. Not again.

01:31:10Sorry, pal.

01:31:12Ah, you lose. You're it.

01:31:14But I was just it three times.

01:31:16Too bad.

01:31:18I'll be it.

01:31:19Why don't we just tell the story?

01:31:21Why are we playing this dumb kid's game anyway?

01:31:24Who's going tonight?

01:31:25I am. And it's not a dumb kid's game.

01:31:34I wanted us to play hide and seek to get in the mood for my story.

01:31:37How's a game going to get us in the mood for a scary tale?

01:31:40Because hide and seek is not like any other game.

01:31:43You start off in a group,

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01:31:49You gotta hide and be real quiet,

01:31:52because you never know when somebody might jump out and catch you.

01:32:03My story is about a game of hide and seek,

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01:32:07When you play the game in my story,

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01:32:26The Tale of Old Man Corcoran.

01:32:31Jack and Kenny Harris just moved into the neighborhood

01:32:34and hadn't made many friends yet.

01:32:36It's never easy being the new kids on the block.

01:32:39You'll do almost anything to fit in.

01:32:42But Jack and Kenny are about to find out

01:32:45that that's not always such a good idea.

01:33:04Oh!

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01:33:36Say it!

01:33:37Jack!

01:33:39What's up?

01:33:41What do you want?

01:33:42Jack.

01:33:43I want to say hello.

01:33:45Hey, I'm Kenny, this is my brother Jack.

01:33:47I saw you guys moving in last week.

01:33:49Where you from?

01:33:50Eastside.

01:33:51Eastside?

01:33:52Nice neighborhood.

01:33:53Toughest in the city.

01:33:54Yeah, that's why we moved.

01:33:56So, you guys like it here?

01:33:57I don't know, it's kind of a loser neighborhood.

01:34:00It is not.

01:34:01We like it a lot better here.

01:34:02You guys made any friends yet?

01:34:04No.

01:34:05Well, if you want.

01:34:06You see those guys over there?

01:34:08Yeah.

01:34:09We get together every once in a while

01:34:11for a game of hide and seek.

01:34:12We're playing tonight if you guys want to come.

01:34:14I don't think so.

01:34:16Why not?

01:34:17Well, it's just a stupid kids game.

01:34:19That's okay.

01:34:20You guys would probably be too afraid

01:34:22to play what we do anyway.

01:34:23Where do you play?

01:34:24End of Anchor Street, behind the big gates.

01:34:27Why do you say you'd be too afraid to play there?

01:34:31Let's just say it gets pretty dark in there at night.

01:34:34Yeah, well, we're not chicken, are we, Kenny?

01:34:38No.

01:34:39Meet us there at sunset.

01:34:41Unless you're afraid.

01:34:49What does he mean, unless you're afraid?

01:34:52I don't know.

01:34:53It's a kids game, right?

01:34:55What's so scary about hide and seek?

01:35:01You're kidding, right?

01:35:03Come on, let's go.

01:35:05We're going in there?

01:35:07You're the one who wanted to make friends, remember?

01:35:09Let's go!

01:35:30Jack?

01:35:40Jack?

01:35:42Jack!

01:35:43Hey!

01:35:45This way.

01:36:01Where are they?

01:36:03Boo!

01:36:04Oh, man, you should have seen your faces.

01:36:07You're a comic genius.

01:36:09Where is everybody?

01:36:10Out in the graveyard.

01:36:12We didn't think you'd show.

01:36:14Now we're going to have to start over.

01:36:17Olly olly oxen free!

01:36:20Olly olly oxen free!

01:36:31How you doing?

01:36:33Hi.

01:36:40That's Ron Jacobson, Scott Wolden, Laura Ayers, Mary Alice Reardon, and Sissy Vernon.

01:36:47Sissy?

01:36:48Just call me Vernon.

01:36:50What are they doing here?

01:36:52I invited them.

01:36:53We've got enough people in the group.

01:36:55We don't need any more.

01:36:57Sure we do.

01:36:58The more the better.

01:37:00Hope you don't scare easy.

01:37:02What's there to be scared about?

01:37:04It's just a graveyard.

01:37:06Everyone's dead here.

01:37:07Well, kinda.

01:37:08What are you talking about?

01:37:10You didn't tell them the legend of Old Man Corcoran.

01:37:12The legend of who?

01:37:13Old Man Corcoran.

01:37:15He was a groundskeeper here.

01:37:17He used to dig the graves by hand.

01:37:20No machinery.

01:37:22He thought he was going to be a hero.

01:37:25No machinery.

01:37:26He thought he owned the place.

01:37:28So he'd walk around at night.

01:37:30All by himself.

01:37:32Just to make sure no one was trespassing.

01:37:36If he wasn't here, he'd be out in the woods by his cabin.

01:37:40Just playing his harmonica.

01:37:42That's not much of a legend.

01:37:44It gets better.

01:37:46They say he was crazy.

01:37:49They say he caught this kid stealing something from his shack.

01:37:54So he took an ax and cut his hand off.

01:38:02One day, he was digging a grave.

01:38:06When all of a sudden, the saws caved in on him.

01:38:13He was buried alive.

01:38:15Gross.

01:38:17Some say he still walks the graveyard at night.

01:38:20Looking for trespassers.

01:38:23And if it's real quiet,

01:38:27you might even hear him playing his harmonica.

01:38:30Off in the distance.

01:38:33You call that scary?

01:38:35Shoot, my grandma's scarier than that.

01:38:37Yeah, you should try living in our old neighborhood.

01:38:40Now that's scary.

01:38:42Yeah, I'd like to see how long you last in there, vermin.

01:38:45That's Vernon.

01:38:47Whatever.

01:38:48Old man Corcoran's out there.

01:38:50I'll believe it when I see it.

01:38:52Are we gonna play or stand around talking?

01:38:54We're gonna play.

01:38:56All of us.

01:38:58The tree's home base.

01:39:00Hide anywhere you want.

01:39:02Anything outside the fence is out of bounds.

01:39:05Last one in is it.

01:39:07Ron, you're up.

01:39:10Ready?

01:39:12Go!

01:39:13One, two, three.

01:39:18This is lame.

01:39:19We should just go home.

01:39:21No!

01:39:22If we go now, we'll never make any friends.

01:39:28Remember, friends, as you pass by.

01:39:31As you are now, so once was I.

01:39:34Remember in life that you must die.

01:39:37Yuck.

01:39:39I'm sorry.

01:39:40I'm sorry.

01:39:41I'm sorry.

01:39:42I'm sorry.

01:39:43I'm sorry.

01:39:44I'm sorry.

01:39:45You must die.

01:39:47Yuck.

01:39:48Old man Kenny, come here.

01:39:51He must be burying somebody soon.

01:39:58Jack, stop it.

01:40:00Don't be such a baby.

01:40:01This would be a great hiding place.

01:40:03Till it caved in.

01:40:07Shh.

01:40:08What is that?

01:40:16Hey, it's coming from in there.

01:40:18You think it's old man Corcoran?

01:40:20Nah.

01:40:21It's probably one of them trying to scare us.

01:40:23Let's go find them.

01:40:39Look.

01:40:40Old man Corcoran's shack.

01:40:42Old man Corcoran's shack.

01:40:51Get down.

01:41:01When they get close, we'll jump out and scare them.

01:41:05You think they brought an ax all the way out here just to play a joke on us?

01:41:09That's what I would do.

01:41:13What if it's really old man Corcoran?

01:41:16You've seen too many movies.

01:41:29No one's there.

01:41:32No one's there.

01:41:36Look.

01:41:37What's that?

01:41:38It's a harmonica.

01:41:40Let's get out of here.

01:41:41Yeah.

01:41:56Oh, you got me.

01:42:02Ah!

01:42:09Afraid of the dark?

01:42:11Stay in the glow of the couch and stay tuned.

01:42:15Do you have it?

01:42:16Got it!

01:42:25More unstoppable, endurance unnatural.

01:42:27You're trying your best and not all things are possible.

01:42:30Nothing's unfolding, things you're holding.

01:42:32Persistence and courage together you're molding.

01:42:34Show a shot to the clock, on top, non-stop.

01:42:36Go get a good sport, good times, you got to see your goal.

01:42:39You reach and you grab it, now ask yourself.

01:42:42Do you have it?

01:42:44Got it!

01:42:49Summertime makes me think of hot dogs.

01:42:55Summertime makes me think of canoeing.

01:43:00Summertime makes me think of pool.

01:43:02Camping well.

01:43:03Having ledge fights.

01:43:04Fishing.

01:43:05Climbing fences.

01:43:06Climbing trees.

01:43:07Playing in sprinklers.

01:43:09Playing in the lake.

01:43:10Jumping ropes.

01:43:12Summertime makes me feel good.

01:43:14Yeah.

01:43:17Hey, hey, hey you.

01:43:19What's it feel like to get hit with $200,000 all at once?

01:43:23With Jersey Cash 5 from the New Jersey Lottery, you can win $200,000 in one big hit.

01:43:29One single pay-off.

01:43:31And it happens twice a week.

01:43:34Play Jersey Cash 5 every Tuesday and Friday for just a buck.

01:43:38It'll hit you all at once.

01:43:40Hey, hey, hey!

01:43:41Yahoo-hoo!

01:43:44Who puts more happy in happy birthday?

01:43:47Dairy Queen.

01:43:49Who puts more happy in happy birthday?

01:43:52Dairy Queen.

01:43:54Our frozen cakes made with chocolate and vanilla soft serve, chocolate crunch, and fudge are custom decorated.

01:44:01We make happy birthdays a piece of cake.

01:44:05And try our great tasting treats like the Dilly Bar, the Buster Bar, the DQ Sandwich, or the Fudge Nut Bar.

01:44:14We treat you right.

01:44:16Dairy Queen.

01:44:18I drink soda and I eat Rocky Road ice cream.

01:44:22He curls up on the couch with like all his potato chips and stuff.

01:44:26We just sit together and we laugh and we go like this.

01:44:30There's more snicking next.

01:44:32If you're a kid, you probably watch a lot of television.

01:44:35But did you know that in just one hour, you might end up seeing 25 acts of violence on TV?

01:44:42Nick News Special Edition asks, are you what you watch?

01:44:46Does it make you violent? Does it make you scared?

01:44:48Or have you seen so much that you just don't care?

01:44:51Join me, Linda Ellerbe, and get the answers when kids and experts take a hard look at violence on television.

01:44:57Catch an encore presentation of Are You What You Watch tomorrow at 8, 7 Central, only on Nick.

01:45:03Now, the snicking begins again with Are You Afraid of the Dark?

01:45:15Are You Afraid of the Dark?

01:45:21He's right behind us. He's right behind us. It's that guy.

01:45:35Jack!

01:45:36Come on, I'm out of pants.

01:45:46Ah!

01:45:58What?

01:45:59This is all your fault.

01:46:01If it hadn't been for your stupid pants, Mom wouldn't have made us leave the garage.

01:46:04Oh, yeah? Well, you're the one who wanted to go there in the first place.

01:46:08Oh, yeah?

01:46:09Yeah. I wish Mom never went back to school.

01:46:11Then we wouldn't have moved and we'd still be with our old friends.

01:46:14Mom would do a lot to get us out of that old neighborhood.

01:46:16I don't ever wish we were back there in front of her.

01:46:18Hey, you guys are pretty good. Why don't you come do my room next?

01:46:25Hey, so you guys playing tonight?

01:46:27Tonight? Again?

01:46:28Well, you didn't get to finish the game last night.

01:46:31Uh, I don't think we're up to it.

01:46:34Why not?

01:46:35We just aren't.

01:46:37I told you they were chickens.

01:46:38We're not!

01:46:40Vern just told you that story to scare you.

01:46:42She doesn't want anyone else joining the group.

01:46:45I thought you said you weren't afraid of ghosts.

01:46:47I said I believe it when I see it and I saw it.

01:46:49You didn't see anything.

01:46:51They told you a story and you're mind-filled in the rest.

01:46:53No, we saw old man Corcoran.

01:46:55Sure you did.

01:46:59That's enough!

01:47:00We'll be there tonight.

01:47:02Great. See you there.

01:47:06Jack?

01:47:07I don't want to make friends that bad.

01:47:09This isn't about making friends anymore, Kenny.

01:47:12We gotta prove we can handle it here.

01:47:15We're gonna play their game.

01:47:20Come on, man. Let's play already.

01:47:22Yeah, they're not coming.

01:47:23They'll be here.

01:47:25What's the big deal about letting them in the group anyway?

01:47:28I'm tired of the same people all the time.

01:47:30We haven't had any new players since...

01:47:32Since I joined?

01:47:34And you said after me there wasn't gonna be anymore.

01:47:36Guess you was wrong.

01:47:40You guys got more guts than I thought.

01:47:42Aren't you afraid old man Corcoran's gonna get you?

01:47:44Shut up about that stupid story.

01:47:46There's no such thing as old man Corcoran.

01:47:49Now let's play.

01:47:51You're both it.

01:47:53How do you figure that?

01:47:54You left the game early last night.

01:47:56And since you wimps are so scared, you can be it together.

01:48:00Yeah, why don't you babies hold hands?

01:48:04Come on.

01:48:09One...

01:48:10Two...

01:48:11Three...

01:48:13You think it's gonna be like this all the time?

01:48:15Five...

01:48:16Six...

01:48:17Seven...

01:48:18Eight...

01:48:19I just wanna make some friends.

01:48:21Ten...

01:48:22Let's go.

01:48:34Ten...

01:48:35Eleven...

01:48:36Twelve...

01:48:37Thirteen...

01:48:38Fourteen...

01:48:39Fifteen...

01:48:40Sixteen...

01:48:41Seventeen...

01:48:42Eighteen...

01:48:43Nineteen...

01:48:44Twenty...

01:48:45Twenty-one...

01:48:46Twenty-two...

01:48:47Twenty-three...

01:48:48Twenty-four...

01:48:49Twenty-five...

01:48:50Twenty-six...

01:48:51Twenty-seven...

01:48:52Twenty-eight...

01:48:53Twenty-nine...

01:48:54Twenty-ten...

01:48:55Twenty-eleven...

01:48:56Twenty-twelve...

01:48:57Twenty-thirty...

01:48:58Twenty-forty...

01:48:59Twenty-forty-five...

01:49:00Twenty-forty-six...

01:49:01Twenty-forty-seven...

01:49:02Twenty-forty-eight...

01:49:03Twenty-nine...

01:49:04Twenty-one...

01:49:05Twenty-two...

01:49:06Twenty-three...

01:49:07Twenty-four...

01:49:08Twenty-five...

01:49:09Twenty-six...

01:49:10Twenty-seven...

01:49:11Twenty-eight...

01:49:12Twenty-nine...

01:49:13Twenty-ten...

01:49:14Twenty-eleven...

01:49:15Twenty-twelve...

01:49:16Twenty-thirteen...

01:49:17Twenty-fourteen...

01:49:18Twenty-fifteen...

01:49:19Twenty-seventeen...

01:49:20Twenty-eighteen...

01:49:21Twenty-nineteen...

01:49:22This is stupid.

01:49:23We're never gonna get anybody.

01:49:24Listen.

01:49:25Hear that?

01:49:26No.

01:49:27It's old mate Corcoran.

01:49:28Come on.

01:49:29It's old mate Corcoran.

01:49:30Come on.

01:49:43Hey, why don't we get the others and all go in together?

01:49:45No.

01:49:46By the time we get back, he'll be gone.

01:49:48Old mate Corcoran's out there and we're gonna prove it.

01:49:50How?

01:49:51Way to steal his harmonica.

01:49:59There it is.

01:50:00There it is.

01:50:28There it is.

01:50:31There it is.

01:50:49Let's get out of here.

01:50:50Not yet.

01:51:00Not yet.

01:51:15That was close.

01:51:16Yeah.

01:51:17He almost saw us.

01:51:18No, I mean we're so close to getting the harmonica.

01:51:20Now we're gonna have to go get it.

01:51:22We don't need the harmonica.

01:51:24Let's just get the others out here to see him.

01:51:27Where are you going?

01:51:28To get the others.

01:51:31Get back here.

01:51:36Chicken.

01:51:37Get him myself.

01:51:40If I die, it's his fault.

01:51:56Come on.

01:52:27Hello?

01:52:29Hello?

01:52:57Hey.

01:52:59Oh, great.

01:53:03Hey.

01:53:27What are you doing here?

01:53:29I got scared.

01:53:30But look what I found.

01:53:32Now we've got proof.

01:53:33Now they have to believe us.

01:53:35Yeah, give me the flashlight.

01:53:37I'm not holding the flashlight.

01:53:40Well, I'm not holding the flashlight.

01:53:42Dad?

01:53:45Give me my harmonica.

01:53:56Dad!

01:54:02Let's go upstairs.

01:54:10You okay?

01:54:11Yeah.

01:54:12Get out of here.

01:54:13I was here first.

01:54:14Fern, shut up and listen.

01:54:15We saw old man Corgan again.

01:54:16He's up there and he's after us.

01:54:18I stole his harmonica.

01:54:19I don't want you here.

01:54:21Did you hear what I just said?

01:54:23Get out of here.

01:54:24Make me.

01:54:26Come on.

01:54:27Let's go, Jack.

01:54:28I don't like being in here anyway.

01:54:34Hurry up.

01:54:38We're leaving.

01:54:40Go find your own grave.

01:54:42Sorry.

01:54:43Didn't see your name on it.

01:54:50We'll look a little closer next time.

01:54:57Hi, guys.

01:55:00Sorry.

01:55:01Didn't mean to scare you.

01:55:02Man, you got to get out of here.

01:55:04Jack stole old man Corgan's harmonica and he's been chasing.

01:55:07Guys, the old man Corgan stories are getting old.

01:55:10We're playing a game here.

01:55:12Come on.

01:55:13Get in.

01:55:14It's a great hiding place.

01:55:15Man, when you forget about the stupid game.

01:55:17Don't you want to play?

01:55:19They can never find you in here.

01:55:21Come on.

01:55:27What are you doing here?

01:55:31We?

01:55:32We were playing hide and seek.

01:55:34In the graveyard?

01:55:37Just the two of you?

01:55:39No.

01:55:40With our friends.

01:55:44Sissy Vernon.

01:55:46Ron Jacobson.

01:55:48Marsha McClain.

01:55:51That ain't very funny.

01:55:53All those kids are dead and buried.

01:55:55I dug the graves myself.

01:56:04What's wrong with you two?

01:56:06You look like you've seen a ghost.

01:56:22The end.

01:56:24So, does anyone want to play the dumb kids game again?

01:56:31Not it.

01:56:32Not it.

01:56:33Not it.

01:56:34Not it.

01:56:35You're it.

01:56:37Goof.

01:56:41One.

01:56:42Two.

01:56:44Three.

01:56:45Four.

01:56:47Five.

01:56:48Six.

01:56:49Seven.

01:56:50Eight.

01:56:53Nine.

01:56:54Ten.

01:56:55Eleven.

01:56:56Twelve.

01:56:57Thirteen.

01:56:58Fourteen.

01:56:59Fifteen.

01:57:00Sixteen.

01:57:01Seventeen.

01:57:02Eighteen.

01:57:03Nineteen.

01:57:04Twenty.

01:57:05Twenty-one.

01:57:06Twenty-two.

01:57:07Twenty-three.

01:57:08Twenty-four.

01:57:09Twenty-five.

01:57:10Twenty-six.

01:57:11Twenty-seven.

01:57:12Twenty-eight.

01:57:13Twenty-nine.

01:57:14Twenty-ten.

01:57:15Twenty-eleven.

01:57:16Twenty-twelve.

01:57:17Twenty-thirty.

01:57:18Twenty-forty.

01:57:19Twenty-forty.

01:57:20Twenty-forty.

01:57:21Twenty-forty.

01:57:23Twenty-one.

01:57:25Time flies when you sneak, that's all for tonight.

01:57:55Nick Snicks again next week, it'll be Snickerific, Snicktastic, Snicktacular, it'll be Tickle.

01:58:03So make sure you're here every Saturday night when your clock strikes Snick, Tickle.

01:58:11Get in your favorite chair, or snuggle up with your teddy bear,

01:58:16or tuck yourself in and turn out the lights, it's time for GoodCV with...

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