A Crazy Girl HD ( Comedy, Drama, Romance )
A Crazy Girl HD ( Comedy, Drama, Romance )
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00:00:00♪ I'm so alone, I'm so alone, I'm so alone ♪
00:00:07♪ I'm so alone, I'm so alone, I'm so alone, I'm so alone ♪
00:00:09Yes?
00:00:10It's Cecile.
00:00:12You're late, as usual.
00:00:14We had an appointment an hour ago.
00:00:15Yes, I know, but my son is sick.
00:00:17I had a lot of trouble finding someone to keep him.
00:00:19Is that what you told me last time?
00:00:21Oh no, last time it was the daughter.
00:00:24And the time before?
00:00:25Oh no, no, the time before was not a rum, it was an allergy.
00:00:29Well, you move?
00:00:44Ladies and gentlemen, I am Paolo Moretti
00:00:46and I welcome you on board of our tour of Paris,
00:00:49which, by the way, is a city that was founded by the Romans
00:00:53in 54 before Christ.
00:00:56I will be giving you the true story
00:00:59and not some old, boring history lesson about Paris.
00:01:03In fact, Paris is the most Italian city outside of Italy.
00:01:26Excuse me.
00:01:31I'm sorry, but you really have to turn off your cell phone now, Mr. Friedman.
00:01:37I'm sorry, but I have to listen to my messages.
00:01:40Besides, I'm an electrical engineer.
00:01:42I assure you,
00:01:43copier radios do not cause instrument interference.
00:01:48Yes.
00:01:50Whatever the case, these are our regulations
00:01:52and I can't give the captain a star sign
00:01:54as long as you don't turn off your phone.
00:01:56Yes, whatever the case, I'll stop when I'm done.
00:02:00And that will be before the start.
00:02:09A wonderful good day, ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:11My name is Greta Kluge
00:02:13and I am your purser on this flight from Munich to Paris.
00:02:16Before we start,
00:02:17I would like to introduce you to Mr. Gunther Friedman,
00:02:20on seat 6D.
00:02:22Mr. Friedman is just listening to his cell phone messages
00:02:25and unfortunately cannot turn off his phone.
00:02:28Whatever the case,
00:02:30we will lose our slot.
00:02:32Passengers with connecting flights
00:02:34will probably no longer be able to perceive them.
00:02:36And I thought I'd just draw your attention to it,
00:02:38because we had a similar situation last year.
00:02:41And both passengers in Germany and in France
00:02:44were very successful at the time.
00:02:46If you stay a little longer in Paris,
00:02:48you may even get to know him.
00:02:49He is now playing for a few cents.
00:02:51We are a couple, Gunther and Monika in the middle.
00:02:54Oh, great!
00:02:56Mr. Friedman is done.
00:02:58Maybe a little applause for Mr. Friedman at this point.
00:03:17This is the Arc de Triomphe.
00:03:19It was built in 1936
00:03:21and is of course modeled after the Roman Triumphal Arches
00:03:24that still stand in Rome.
00:03:26It's not really a very good copy of the Italian arches.
00:03:29I mean, it's...
00:03:30I wouldn't say anything to the French,
00:03:32because they like their arches very much,
00:03:34and they would feel really bad if they knew this is a poor copy.
00:03:37But if you really want to see a beautiful arches,
00:03:39you must go to Italy.
00:03:50Check this out.
00:03:55What is it, a mobile disco?
00:03:57It's an engagement ring, idiot.
00:04:00Hello.
00:04:02I am overwhelmed.
00:04:03I mean, I must call my parents at once.
00:04:06I didn't think I'd get married again after my third wife.
00:04:09It's for Greta.
00:04:11Well, I do hope we can be friends still,
00:04:13because I think what we had together was very special.
00:04:16Very special.
00:04:20This is Greta.
00:04:22Nice to meet you.
00:04:27Please, come in.
00:04:29Thank you.
00:04:33Good evening.
00:04:34Good evening.
00:04:47Does it feel hot in here?
00:04:51It might be a little warm, yes.
00:04:54No, I mean, like, really hot.
00:04:56Like sweltering, suffocating hot, like a sauna.
00:05:00Like you can barely breathe, no?
00:05:03Maybe some cold water?
00:05:06Yeah, good idea.
00:05:09Hmm?
00:05:10Now I'm sweating.
00:05:12Hmm?
00:05:13Now I'm sweating.
00:05:43So, I was thinking,
00:05:46like, when you have a baby,
00:05:50like the baby is sleeping,
00:05:52and you want to go for a pizza,
00:05:54like, the last minute, like,
00:05:57you just can't do it anymore, right?
00:06:00They deliver.
00:06:03Ah.
00:06:04Ah, they deliver.
00:06:07OK, Greta,
00:06:09OK, Greta,
00:06:11we've been living together for three years, no?
00:06:14So...
00:06:15Two months, eleven days,
00:06:17seven hours and four minutes.
00:06:20You have an app in your phone
00:06:21that tells you how long you lived with a man?
00:06:23No, not with a man, only you.
00:06:25I got it after we met on the room plate,
00:06:27because I knew that I would never have to reset it.
00:06:31That's nice.
00:06:35Let's see.
00:06:40I have something to ask you.
00:06:46But I can't really breathe,
00:06:48so I can't catch my breath.
00:06:52Paolo,
00:06:54take long, deep breaths,
00:06:56and then ask your question.
00:07:03Very good.
00:07:05And now we need to get organised here.
00:07:08Is there maybe something you wanted to give me?
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:34Maybe you wanted to kneel?
00:07:37I'm sorry.
00:07:47Push the button.
00:08:00It's beautiful.
00:08:02Yes?
00:08:03It's better.
00:08:07Greta, you are my life.
00:08:11And I want to ask you with all my heart
00:08:14if you will marry me and be my wife.
00:08:18This is how much I love you.
00:08:37I would be very, very happy to marry you, Paolo.
00:08:48It's such a beautiful restaurant here.
00:08:51And it's so lovely of you to bring me a chicken toast.
00:08:56Pato, would you maybe prefer pizza?
00:08:59Yes.
00:09:00Yes?
00:09:01The delivery.
00:09:06Go.
00:09:07Bye.
00:09:10What is this?
00:09:11What is this?
00:09:13Pause.
00:09:14No, no.
00:09:15Pause.
00:09:23Ready?
00:09:27Go.
00:09:28Go.
00:09:29Bye.
00:09:31Nice.
00:09:32Bye.
00:09:34Who is this?
00:09:36Yes!
00:09:39I don't like this game anymore.
00:09:41Because you're bad and I'm good.
00:09:49And now...
00:09:54Talk to me in Italian, please.
00:09:57Come on, work that Roman magic on me.
00:10:01I'm not from Rome, I'm from Palermo.
00:10:04I heard about that.
00:10:05And now let's hear some Italian.
00:10:08I don't want to talk Italian.
00:10:11Talk to me in German.
00:10:14It's alright.
00:10:15What?
00:10:18Paolo, seriously, you can't make love in German.
00:10:21Why not?
00:10:22I mean, like, German people make love in German all the time, no?
00:10:25The only thing you can do in German is make sure everything is in the proper order.
00:10:29Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
00:10:31And then you come together.
00:10:34Well, I don't want to talk Italian.
00:10:37Talk to me in German.
00:10:38I'm tired of talking Italian all the time.
00:10:41Say some beautiful German words.
00:10:43I don't know what I'd say.
00:10:48Just say the first thing that comes to your mind, please.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:05No German, louder.
00:11:07Louder, okay.
00:11:26I love you.
00:11:28I love you, too.
00:11:30I love you.
00:11:31I love you.
00:11:32I love you.
00:11:33I love you.
00:11:34I love you, too.
00:11:35I love you.
00:11:44Hey, guys.
00:11:46Hey, Schön.
00:11:48Formidable.
00:11:49Hey, show me.
00:11:53One minute, please.
00:11:58There is a diamond there somewhere.
00:11:59Yes?
00:12:00That's not just a reflection of the light.
00:12:02You're impossible.
00:12:03Paolo's a bus driver.
00:12:05He's safely here for this.
00:12:06I was just joking, Schön.
00:12:07It's a beautiful ring.
00:12:08And I couldn't be happier that you're in love.
00:12:10All marriages should start out this way.
00:12:13Before...
00:12:15Before what?
00:12:16Nothing.
00:12:17You should enjoy it while it lasts.
00:12:18Especially with an Italian.
00:12:24Did I tell you you look radiant today?
00:12:27Really.
00:12:29You're in trouble with love, Schön.
00:12:31Why is he doing this?
00:12:32He's French.
00:12:33He can't help it.
00:12:34They think they invented love.
00:12:36It's true.
00:12:37We did.
00:12:38They don't call it German kissing, do they?
00:12:43Francois.
00:12:44I'm horribly sorry I ever showed you the ring.
00:12:47You need help.
00:12:48Okay.
00:12:50Want to have a drink with me when we get to...
00:12:53Where are we going today?
00:12:55Munich, I think.
00:12:57Now I know.
00:12:58Munich.
00:12:59So how about a drink in Munich?
00:13:21I mean, I had to literally, like, guide him through the whole proposal.
00:13:24You got it here?
00:13:25No, I didn't guard him.
00:13:26I guided him.
00:13:31I worry about you and Paolo, Schön.
00:13:33You do?
00:13:34Uh-huh.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:36Because men prefer women who are...
00:13:40How should I put this?
00:13:42More French.
00:13:45No, Francois.
00:13:46You prefer women who are more French.
00:13:48And who will say,
00:13:49Oui, mon amour.
00:13:50Oui, oui, oui.
00:13:51And they're gonna...
00:13:53Put their arms around you when you walk
00:13:55and they're gonna hang on every word
00:13:57and they're gonna say whatever you want, sweetie.
00:14:00Just say the word?
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Oh!
00:14:03Maybe there's something I could be able to do for you right now?
00:14:06Mm-hmm.
00:14:07Paolo and I are just fine.
00:14:10You don't have to worry.
00:14:13Hi, Gert.
00:14:15Hello.
00:14:18Schön, Sie mal wieder zu sehen, Greta.
00:14:23Will there be one room or two?
00:14:26Why?
00:14:27Two.
00:14:33Hello.
00:14:34You know what this means?
00:14:36This is your last chance for fame.
00:14:38It's not gonna happen.
00:14:43Paris is Italian, right?
00:14:45Mm-hmm.
00:14:46Italian men think that Fidelity
00:14:48is the name of the woman who lives across the hall.
00:14:52They can't help it.
00:14:54It's genetic.
00:14:58Moussoir.
00:14:59I'm gonna go to my very own room now.
00:15:01Danke.
00:15:02I'm gonna soak.
00:15:03I'm gonna try to forget what you've done to me today.
00:15:05Okay.
00:15:06I'm not finished yet.
00:15:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:08Just...
00:15:10I've known Paolo for three years now.
00:15:12He's just not the type who will get attracted
00:15:14to the first good-looking woman that passes by.
00:15:17Thanks.
00:15:18Uh-oh.
00:15:49George peeked inside.
00:15:51He was trying to see what was making the swirls
00:15:54when all of a sudden...
00:15:56He's waiting for the bananas.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:00The chocolates began coming out faster and faster.
00:16:04They sped by him so quickly
00:16:06they seemed to be running on legs of their own.
00:16:09Look how fast they're coming.
00:16:11There are a lot of them falling.
00:16:13They're so fast.
00:16:15Look how fast they're coming.
00:16:16There are a lot of them falling.
00:16:18Why?
00:16:19Because the machine is going too fast
00:16:21and he's trying to catch a lot of them.
00:16:23Maybe he touched a button.
00:16:25No, no, no, he's trying to climb on it.
00:16:27We'll read the rest tomorrow, okay?
00:16:29Maybe he touched a button that goes faster.
00:16:31Maybe.
00:16:32We'll see about that tomorrow.
00:16:36When your dad comes home,
00:16:38did he kill the dragon?
00:16:41I don't know yet.
00:16:44He has to be very careful.
00:16:45Dragons are hard to kill.
00:16:47Some of them are very dangerous,
00:16:49those that spit fire.
00:16:51But I know he'll be back soon.
00:16:53As soon as he kills the dragon, he'll be home.
00:16:56Okay?
00:17:03Hey, little Dan.
00:17:05Sleep tight, sweetheart.
00:17:07See you tomorrow.
00:17:14Good night, my angel.
00:17:17I don't remember Dad's voice anymore.
00:17:20Me neither.
00:17:23I know.
00:17:27And this is the famous Louvre Museum.
00:17:30Once a royal fortress in the 13th century,
00:17:33now it's considered one of the most famous museums in the world.
00:17:37Not difficult, I mean.
00:17:39They got all these Italian paintings.
00:17:41They got Leonardo,
00:17:43they got Michelangelo,
00:17:45Caravaggio, Giotto, et cetera, et cetera.
00:17:48Many of which, by the way, were stolen from Italy.
00:17:51Thanks.
00:17:52You're welcome.
00:18:12Beautiful doesn't even begin to describe her.
00:18:15She was, like, perfect.
00:18:18She was radiating a light.
00:18:21Am I missing something here, brother?
00:18:23Aren't you getting married to Greta?
00:18:25She smiled at me.
00:18:27Well, she's been waiting three years for you to propose,
00:18:29otherwise she didn't yell or bite at her.
00:18:31Not Greta.
00:18:32The girl on the bicycle smiled at me.
00:18:34Which bit of her?
00:18:35I don't know, man.
00:18:36I don't know.
00:18:37I don't know.
00:18:38The girl on the bicycle smiled at me.
00:18:39Which bit of her?
00:18:40I don't know, man.
00:18:41One of his offers.
00:18:42Look, you've got to forget about this girl on the bicycle, pal, all right?
00:18:46It wasn't just a smile.
00:18:50Merda, I've got to get this girl out of my head.
00:18:52I know, I know.
00:18:53Yeah, you have.
00:18:54Right?
00:18:55So, let's say goodbye to the beautiful girl on the bicycle
00:18:57with the gorgeous smile, right?
00:18:58See you later.
00:18:59Ciao.
00:19:00Adios.
00:19:01Ciao.
00:19:02Ciao, ciao.
00:19:03Done.
00:19:04Out of my head.
00:19:05She's gone?
00:19:06She's out of my head.
00:19:07Very good.
00:19:08She's out of my head.
00:19:09I'm never going to mention her anymore.
00:19:10Welcome.
00:19:11Hello, her husband's back in town for the weekend.
00:19:17Did I tell you she waved at me?
00:19:19Who?
00:19:20Lalo told me, the girl on the fucking bicycle.
00:19:23What colour?
00:19:24She's dead, man.
00:19:25I waved back.
00:19:26I also waved at Greta, though.
00:19:28Oh, Greta was on the bicycle, too, was she?
00:19:30I thought she was in Munich.
00:19:31I'm talking about yesterday.
00:19:34Me and Greta, we were having sex, and I waved.
00:19:38You were having sex with Greta
00:19:40while you were waving at the girl on the bicycle?
00:19:42No.
00:19:45Greta was on top of me.
00:19:46I thought it was the girl on the bicycle, so I waved.
00:19:50Lalo, can I ask you something?
00:19:53You've gone totally fucking bonkers.
00:19:55You think I want this?
00:19:58It just happened.
00:20:00This girl has possessed me completely.
00:20:02I don't know if you've noticed.
00:20:04Oh, yeah, I've noticed.
00:20:12Of course we are now.
00:20:15All you have to do is remember to wet the soap
00:20:17and hold it in your left hand.
00:20:19I'm right-handed.
00:20:30Cecile.
00:20:31Yeah?
00:20:32Do you think you can grip the soap just a tiny bit tighter?
00:20:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so sorry.
00:20:36Excellent.
00:20:39No, I'm sorry, I lost my grip.
00:20:43I'm sorry. Are you okay?
00:20:47Do you think this is funny?
00:20:49No.
00:20:50No, so can we all behave like professionals here?
00:20:53Mm-hmm.
00:20:54Good, thank you.
00:20:56Are we done now?
00:20:58Because, you see, it took two hours longer
00:21:00than I expected to do your hair and make-up,
00:21:02and we only have this studio for one hour more,
00:21:04so we really need to get this done now.
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08Good.
00:21:10Now, let's see the face of Bing in paradise.
00:21:17Oh, my God.
00:21:19Oh, my God.
00:21:21Oh, my God.
00:21:22Oh, my God.
00:21:23Oh, my God.
00:21:25Now, hold it.
00:21:26Yeah, hold it tight.
00:21:27Don't let it slip.
00:21:28Oh, my God.
00:21:30Get that soap.
00:21:43Nobody's going to buy your stupid soap anyway,
00:21:46because they won't be able to hold it in their hands
00:21:48for two seconds.
00:21:49Damn it.
00:21:50Goodbye, Cecile.
00:21:51Yeah, yeah, goodbye.
00:21:53Look, man, this one's a piece of cake, right?
00:21:56Meet the girl on the bicycle.
00:21:59Why?
00:22:00I'm getting married with Greta.
00:22:02I love her.
00:22:03She's perfect for me.
00:22:05That's why you've got to meet her, right?
00:22:07There's no girl, not even some beautiful girl on a bicycle,
00:22:10could ever measure up to your fantasy of her.
00:22:13Are you sure about this?
00:22:15It's my speciality.
00:22:18I don't think it's going to work.
00:22:19Trust me, right?
00:22:21The rub is to get a telephone number.
00:22:23Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:26Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:28S'il vous plaît.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:33Numero de teléfone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:37Numero de teléfone.
00:22:40S'il vous plaît.
00:22:41Bravo.
00:22:43Under the golden dome is buried Napoleon.
00:22:46Napoleon, you have to know, was Italian.
00:22:49His real name was Napoleon di quella parte.
00:22:52And what you now see in that building over there with the big hole in the middle,
00:22:56that is the world famous Arc de Triomphe.
00:22:58Now, there's two of these in existence, and a lot of people don't realise this.
00:23:02There's one here in Paris, and the other one is in Las Vegas, Nevada.
00:23:05All that stuff counts, it looks like I'm here to stay.
00:23:09Looks like I'm here to stay.
00:23:16I'd rather be walking on the show.
00:23:20And this is Notre-Dame Cathedral, which was started in the year 1163,
00:23:25and finished in the year 1345.
00:23:29182 years to finish a church.
00:23:32I mean, in Italy we build them almost overnight.
00:23:36Looks like I'm here to stay.
00:23:39Looks like I'm here to stay.
00:23:47I'll be settling down for coffee.
00:23:52Or should I say a café?
00:23:55It's surely not the same.
00:23:59Oh, let's stop Paris, it's the middle of nowhere today.
00:24:03Let's stop Paris, there's nothing more I can say.
00:24:06Let's stop Paris, looks like I'm here to stay.
00:24:33I'm here to stay.
00:25:04Let's go.
00:25:07I'm here to stay.
00:25:18Now you'll be seeing the real Paris that almost no tourist has ever seen.
00:25:22Ahead of us you will see the sewing shop. Very good if you need sewing.
00:25:26If it's not August, and if it's August...
00:25:32Hi.
00:25:33Hi, it's me. Call me back, Schnute.
00:25:45What are you doing?
00:25:47Paolo always calls me at lunchtime when I'm not flying.
00:25:50He hasn't called.
00:25:54We're now passing a wine bar. They have wine.
00:25:57They also have free peanuts.
00:25:59If it's not August, and if it's August...
00:26:04Well, suppose that just this one time he decided not to call.
00:26:08Nothing bothers an Italian more than a plan.
00:26:11Show him a schedule, and he swats at it like a mosquito.
00:26:15I think I'm gonna call him.
00:26:18Let's go.
00:26:33Maybe there's a good reason he's not calling.
00:26:36What's a good reason?
00:26:38He's dead.
00:26:41No.
00:26:44No, please give him a break. No.
00:26:49You don't understand, Francois. Your cell phone is your relationship.
00:26:53You go from e-mails to texting to actually talking.
00:26:58He's probably just taking a nap on his bus.
00:27:13Ah!
00:27:15Ah!
00:27:41Well, you got a chance of seeing a different...
00:27:45DOOR KNOCKS
00:28:15DOOR KNOCKS
00:28:23Where did you go?
00:28:25Huh? Sorry?
00:28:27Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
00:28:29Ah, vous voulez mon numéro de téléphone?
00:28:31Bravo, bravo. Numéro de téléphone, s'il vous plaît.
00:28:36Maman, je dois aller chercher mes enfants.
00:28:38What?
00:28:40Au revoir.
00:28:43Ah!
00:28:59Moshi, moshi.
00:29:01I don't know where to get another flight ticket, man.
00:29:03Excellent solution. Fast and final.
00:29:05I didn't kill her.
00:29:07Well, that's too bad, because that definitely would have solved the problem.
00:29:09You managed to get a phone number?
00:29:12No, that's why I ran her over.
00:29:14Oh, well, that should teach her.
00:29:16If she refuses next time, throw her off the Eiffel Tower,
00:29:18or maybe drown her in a sand.
00:29:20Eventually she's got to give you a phone number.
00:29:22Very funny, man.
00:29:24Her name is Cécile. Cécile Laurent.
00:29:26You spoke to her?
00:29:28No, I'm at the hospital. I heard the nurse say her name.
00:29:31Also, I've been fired.
00:29:33I can't marry Greta without a job.
00:29:35Find me another job.
00:29:37Excuse me. Gotta go.
00:29:39How is Cécile Laurent?
00:29:41We only can give out information to immediate family.
00:29:44Are you her husband?
00:29:47Yeah, I'm the husband.
00:29:49She has a broken leg and a broken arm,
00:29:51but only minor fractures.
00:29:53She'll be fine in a few weeks.
00:29:55We have her on strong pain medication,
00:29:57so she's a little drugged out now.
00:29:59But you should be able to take her home soon.
00:30:02Take her home soon.
00:30:05Once you find someone to take care of her,
00:30:08you can go back to work.
00:30:10Do you want to see her?
00:30:13I'll be back.
00:30:31Children.
00:30:33Children.
00:30:39My sweet, dear children.
00:30:41You're right, Maman.
00:30:43Papa speaks English.
00:30:46Time to go home, everybody.
00:30:52Let's go in.
00:30:54Hold the door. Hold the door.
00:30:56Very good.
00:30:58Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
00:31:02All right.
00:31:04Let's do it.
00:31:08Come on.
00:31:14Come on.
00:31:27Come on.
00:31:38Come on.
00:31:54I'm hungry.
00:31:56Me too.
00:31:58Okay. You can go get something to eat.
00:32:00I'm six years old.
00:32:02I'm five, Papa.
00:32:04Papa? Que Papa?
00:32:06Okay. Let's get something straight right away.
00:32:10Julian? Claire?
00:32:12Okay. Julian and Claire.
00:32:14I'm not sure where you got this idea,
00:32:16but I'm definitely not...
00:32:18I'm not...
00:32:20Not what?
00:32:22I'm not...
00:32:24I'm not sure what there is to eat for dinner.
00:32:27Where is the kitchen?
00:32:32Allora.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:39Where is the food?
00:32:41Maman didn't buy it yet.
00:32:43She buys it on her way home.
00:32:45Now I go buy some real food downstairs.
00:32:48You play.
00:32:50He left his phone in the locker.
00:32:52He left his phone in the locker at the depot.
00:32:54What time will you be home for dinner tonight?
00:32:56No, Greta. The thing is that
00:32:58the union decided to do this thing at the last minute.
00:33:01I don't... It's a meeting, but
00:33:03I don't know how long it's going to last.
00:33:05But probably it will last a long time.
00:33:07I mean, I don't know.
00:33:09Well, okay, then I'm just going to put your dinner in the fridge
00:33:12and you can microwave.
00:33:14Brava. Perfetto.
00:33:16He has a union meeting tonight.
00:33:18Greta, who's that?
00:33:20Nobody. Just a friend.
00:33:22He's one of the pilots. You haven't met him.
00:33:24Basho.
00:33:26Basho back.
00:33:31Paolo took me here the first night we met.
00:33:34I love it here.
00:33:36If you ever want to find me, here's where I am.
00:33:40And I don't believe for one second
00:33:42that he left his phone in his locker.
00:33:53Paletki.
00:33:57There you go.
00:34:05Ah.
00:34:08I'm happy you're back home.
00:34:10Me too, although you were away a very long time.
00:34:14Too long.
00:34:16You should stay here and not kill dragons, Papa.
00:34:19Well...
00:34:22It takes a long time to kill dragons.
00:34:24And if you don't call me Papa,
00:34:26they will be gone. Thank you.
00:34:28We can call you Papa.
00:34:30We can call you Papa.
00:34:33No, you can call me Papa if you want,
00:34:35but not so often.
00:34:40I mean, at least until we get to know each other.
00:34:42You know?
00:34:44Could you say the story of how you killed the dragon
00:34:47when we go to bed?
00:34:49Bed? That's a good idea.
00:34:51When do you go to bed?
00:34:53After dinner and our bath.
00:34:55Hmm.
00:34:57Okay, if you want to know the whole story about the dragon,
00:35:00finish your pasta very quickly and go get your bath.
00:35:03I'm six years old.
00:35:05I'm five.
00:35:07My mom bathes us.
00:35:09Well, probably not tonight.
00:35:13And I was in the mouth of the dragon.
00:35:15Then I put my feet like this,
00:35:17my arms like this, and I kept the mouth open.
00:35:19Then I took my sword,
00:35:21and I plunged through his tongue
00:35:23and hit all the way down to his throat.
00:35:26Hit all the way down to his throat.
00:35:29And the dragon wanted to spit fire,
00:35:32but he couldn't because of my sword.
00:35:34And then all the fire went into his sinuses,
00:35:37and then he had to sneeze.
00:35:39And so he wanted an antihistamine,
00:35:41but he couldn't ask for antihistamine
00:35:43because he couldn't talk.
00:35:45So he was desperate, and then I saw him become puffy,
00:35:47puffy, puffy, puffy, puffy,
00:35:49and then he sneezed,
00:35:51and he sneezed me out of his mouth.
00:35:53So I was free.
00:35:55I looked at him,
00:35:57and he was like...
00:36:01An enormous sneeze,
00:36:03and all these nasal mucus there,
00:36:05and then he dropped
00:36:07and fell
00:36:09in this giant puddle
00:36:11of nasal mucus,
00:36:13and he drowned,
00:36:15and he was dead.
00:36:20It was easy, really.
00:36:25Good night.
00:36:31Seven?
00:36:33Okay, I'll wake you up at seven.
00:36:35Good night.
00:36:56Moshi moshi.
00:36:58No, moshi moshi yourself.
00:37:00You don't know what kind of shit you put me in, man.
00:37:03Cecilia has two children.
00:37:05Well, there you go. That ought to do it.
00:37:07No, they think I'm their father.
00:37:09How was that?
00:37:11I don't know why is that. They just do.
00:37:13Who cares why? I mean, they think I've been away
00:37:15kissing dragons.
00:37:17So, did you rescue the princess,
00:37:19or you've got to go back together?
00:37:21No, the princess, she took so many pills,
00:37:23she's, like, in a coma.
00:37:25Where are you, man?
00:37:27I'm on my way to Greta.
00:37:29And, by the way, if she calls you,
00:37:31you have to tell her that we were at the union meeting
00:37:33tonight, me and you.
00:37:35Oh, we got union there, have we?
00:37:37That's all I could think about, man.
00:37:39So, now, put down your stupid guitar
00:37:41and find someone who can take care of Cecilia and the kids.
00:37:43Any specific qualification?
00:37:45Yes, she should not be beautiful
00:37:47and not ride a bicycle.
00:37:53Excusez-moi.
00:37:55Vous savez où se trouve la rue Saint-Jacques?
00:37:57Oui, la prochaine à gauche.
00:37:59Et après?
00:38:01We are looking for rue Saint-Jacques.
00:38:03Oui, je comprends, je comprends.
00:38:05It's on the left.
00:38:07Why don't you speak to me in French?
00:38:09Do you know how much money I've spent
00:38:11having French lessons?
00:38:13No one in this city will speak a word to me in French.
00:38:15I've had three French wives.
00:38:17Not one of them would speak to me in French.
00:38:19Do you know how much money I've spent
00:38:21not one of them would speak to me in French.
00:38:23Do you know how maddening that is?
00:38:51I don't know.
00:39:22What time is it?
00:39:24Six o'clock.
00:39:26I'm going jogging.
00:39:28Wait, didn't you just go out?
00:39:30Yeah, but I really didn't get enough of a workout.
00:39:33I want a bit more.
00:39:35Paolo?
00:39:37What?
00:39:39What?
00:39:41What are you thinking?
00:39:43I don't know, Paolo.
00:39:45What am I thinking?
00:39:47It's true. I really want to go jogging.
00:39:51Come on, let's go.
00:40:21Bonjour.
00:40:23Bambini.
00:40:25Time to get up. Come on.
00:40:27Uno.
00:40:29Due.
00:40:31E tre!
00:40:35Hey!
00:40:37You're up.
00:40:39You don't have any clean clothes?
00:40:52Bonjour.
00:40:54Feeling better?
00:40:58You hit me with your bus.
00:41:00Yes, I know. I'm really sorry.
00:41:02I am Paolo. Really sorry.
00:41:04Why are you in my apartment if you hit me with your bus?
00:41:07Well, because I'm taking care of you and the kids.
00:41:10Not for long, because I have to find a job.
00:41:12Here.
00:41:14What's that?
00:41:16It's a telephone.
00:41:18What's that?
00:41:20It's a telephone.
00:41:22Yes, thank you. I know, but why are you giving it to me?
00:41:24So you can call someone to help you until you get better.
00:41:26I mean, take care of the kids.
00:41:28Like who?
00:41:30I don't know. Your parents?
00:41:32Morocco.
00:41:37You hit me with your bus.
00:41:39Yeah, I know that, but there's got to be someone
00:41:41who's going to be able to take care of you and the kids.
00:41:43I mean, I don't know.
00:41:45Like, you have an uncle, an aunt,
00:41:48do you have someone from Facebook?
00:41:50No.
00:41:52What about your ex-husband?
00:41:54No.
00:41:56He's not my ex-husband.
00:41:58We were never married, and now he's living in Australia
00:42:00with his wife and two children, so...
00:42:04I can't believe you hit me with your bus.
00:42:06Well, and I can't believe that you haven't told your children
00:42:09that their father is not coming back.
00:42:12Okay, let's try something new.
00:42:14Yeah, excellent idea.
00:42:16Maybe you can get me some breakfast.
00:42:18Please?
00:42:20Breakfast?
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:24Uh...
00:42:26Excuse me.
00:42:28Why do the kids think I'm their father?
00:42:30I know the answer to that.
00:42:32Because that's what you told the nurse.
00:42:34Now can I get my breakfast, please?
00:42:36No.
00:42:38I didn't tell the nurse that I'm their father.
00:42:42I told the nurse that I'm your husband.
00:42:44You told her that?
00:42:46Why?
00:42:48Oh, so you could get my phone number.
00:42:50No, no, no, no.
00:42:52Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, you kept asking me for my phone number.
00:42:54Why were you doing that?
00:42:56Why was I doing that?
00:42:58Derek, the friend of mine.
00:43:00I told him that I saw this beautiful girl on the bicycle.
00:43:04And he wants to meet you.
00:43:06He has a thing for beautiful women.
00:43:08I'll go get the breakfast.
00:43:10Oh, I thought the number was for you.
00:43:12No, it wasn't for me.
00:43:14Why would I need your phone number?
00:43:16By the way, I'm engaged to get married.
00:43:18Just so you know.
00:43:20Okay, then you're engaged to get married.
00:43:22I'm engaged to get married.
00:43:24I'm engaged to get married.
00:43:26I'm engaged to get married.
00:43:28Just so you know.
00:43:30Okay, then why did you tell the nurse you were my husband?
00:43:32Because I had to find out how you were.
00:43:34That's it.
00:43:36Why?
00:43:38Because I hit you with my bus.
00:43:40Voila!
00:43:42You still eating?
00:43:44Finish up.
00:43:46We have to leave in five minutes.
00:43:48There's always so much pressure around here.
00:43:50Get out of bed, dress, finish your breakfast,
00:43:52go to school.
00:43:54What about the nurse?
00:43:56If you really want to see something
00:43:58that is not going to be good for your nerves,
00:44:00why not to be ready in five minutes?
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:12Bye-bye.
00:44:14Bye-bye.
00:44:16Bye.
00:44:24Ah, Paolo.
00:44:26Hello.
00:44:28I called for you, but you weren't here.
00:44:30I was out doing laundry.
00:44:32The children have no clean clothes.
00:44:34What are you doing there?
00:44:36I'm trying to get to the bathroom.
00:44:38I've been holding it forever.
00:44:40Hello.
00:44:42Are you going to help me?
00:44:44Bathroom?
00:44:46Paolo!
00:44:48Huh?
00:44:54Paolo,
00:44:56I've been in this gown forever.
00:44:58I really need you to help me get on something closest.
00:45:00Closest?
00:45:02In the armoire here,
00:45:04on the left side is a bra and panties.
00:45:14Now, done?
00:45:16Yeah, no, not done.
00:45:18My breasts go inside the bra.
00:45:20They're not inside the bra?
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:24Done.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:28Now can you...
00:45:30No, I'm not going to do your panties.
00:45:32There are some scissors over there
00:45:34in the sewing basket.
00:45:40You have to tell the children I'm not their father, okay?
00:45:42Yes.
00:45:44I'll tell them as soon as you bring them back from school.
00:45:48Well, we should break it to two.
00:45:50Well, we should break it to them gently.
00:45:52Julian is under a lot of pressure.
00:45:54I'm afraid that if we do it too quickly,
00:45:56it's going to be bad for his nerves.
00:46:06No, stop!
00:46:08Turn around!
00:46:10I like marching.
00:46:12Ah, you do, huh?
00:46:14Can we do it all the time?
00:46:16The bus broke down.
00:46:18The motor started smoking.
00:46:20The brakes started smoking.
00:46:22There was black smoke everywhere.
00:46:24It's terrible.
00:46:26Okay, look at me.
00:46:28Brava.
00:46:30Breasts.
00:46:34Good night, huh?
00:46:42Julian,
00:46:44come on.
00:46:48Good night.
00:47:02It's going to take a while
00:47:04because there is like a traffic jam now.
00:47:06It's a rush hour.
00:47:08I'm completely surrounded by cars.
00:47:10Everything is blocked.
00:47:18I love you.
00:47:24I love you.
00:47:26I love you.
00:47:48I love you.
00:47:52Paolo found somebody else.
00:47:54He's never around anymore.
00:48:00He leaves early in the morning,
00:48:02comes back late at night.
00:48:04Well, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:48:06Can we talk about this another time?
00:48:08Please?
00:48:12What am I supposed to do?
00:48:14Well, you're supposed to make sure
00:48:16that their seatbelts fasten
00:48:18so I can get this machine up in the air.
00:48:20I don't care about their seatbelts.
00:48:22Let them just bump around a little.
00:48:24If we crash,
00:48:26we're all going to die anyway.
00:48:28We're just going to die in our seats.
00:48:30Beta,
00:48:32tell him what you're feeling.
00:48:34But don't accuse him of anything.
00:48:36If he accuses, we just deny it anyway.
00:48:40You do.
00:48:47Listen, I'm just going to make sure
00:48:49that everyone's in their seatbelts now, yeah?
00:48:51Yes.
00:48:53And if you talk to him,
00:48:55tell him to leave, yeah?
00:49:17Good night, Papa.
00:49:19Good night.
00:49:21Good night, Papa. I love you.
00:49:28I love you too, Cleo.
00:49:31Me too?
00:49:33Of course.
00:49:35I don't know why, but I love you too.
00:49:39Now sleep.
00:49:41See you in the morning, yeah?
00:49:44Cecilia,
00:49:46I have to go to Greta now.
00:49:48It's the anniversary of the first time we met.
00:49:50And I'll be back in the morning
00:49:52to take the kids to school.
00:49:54Thank you, Paolo.
00:49:56I told the children that I left my phone number
00:49:58on the table for them too.
00:50:00But I told them not to call me
00:50:02unless it's a real emergency.
00:50:04Okay. Then happy anniversary.
00:50:06Thank you.
00:50:08Bye.
00:50:13♪
00:50:29We are in luck.
00:50:31The owner of the restaurant is from Sicily.
00:50:33So we have to return this.
00:50:40It seems that
00:50:42since you proposed to me,
00:50:44you're different.
00:50:46More distant.
00:50:48Like maybe you've changed your mind?
00:50:54I need to be reassured.
00:50:56My parents keep telling me
00:50:58how Italian men aren't faithful
00:51:00and see nothing wrong in having
00:51:02more than one woman at the same time.
00:51:06Some Italian men are like that.
00:51:09Some French men are like that too.
00:51:11And some American presidents
00:51:13and professional golfers.
00:51:16Okay, so this is how you reassure me?
00:51:22No.
00:51:26This is how I reassure you.
00:51:29That does help.
00:51:33I really don't have the energy
00:51:35for more than one woman at the same time, you know?
00:51:39I barely have the energy to lift up this glass.
00:51:42Well,
00:51:44you were up half the night
00:51:46and went jogging in the morning.
00:51:49I'm sorry.
00:51:51I'm sorry.
00:51:53I'm sorry.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:51:58Huh?
00:52:00Come here.
00:52:12I should spend more time on the floor.
00:52:14Why?
00:52:16Because you are even more beautiful upside down.
00:52:18Why did you bring me here?
00:52:20First night we met?
00:52:22I had invited you to my apartment.
00:52:26I know.
00:52:29I didn't want to go
00:52:31right up to your apartment like that.
00:52:34When we passed here,
00:52:36I wanted to stop.
00:52:38To talk to you.
00:52:40To look at you.
00:52:42To see you.
00:52:44To see you.
00:52:46To talk to you.
00:52:48To look at you.
00:52:50I wanted to make a memory.
00:52:56I was already in love with you.
00:53:17I guess that was it.
00:53:19Our night is over.
00:53:23Not quite.
00:53:28He's vomiting.
00:53:30He has high fever.
00:53:32He may go to the hospital.
00:53:34Why doesn't he call a doctor?
00:53:36Why?
00:53:38He did.
00:53:40But he's all alone until the doctor comes.
00:53:42It might take hours.
00:53:44I have to be there.
00:53:46See? It's an emergency.
00:53:48You have to understand.
00:53:50I have to finish sex.
00:53:52I've been trying to finish it for over a week now.
00:53:54When I walked down the aisle in the plane yesterday,
00:53:56Elke asked me
00:53:58why my knees have been shaking so badly lately.
00:54:00You have to finish!
00:54:04I'll be right back.
00:54:06God!
00:54:12Do you know what time it is?
00:54:14I don't know. Five in the morning.
00:54:16Why are you waking me up?
00:54:18Because you're very sick.
00:54:20Oh, I'm sick, am I? What's wrong with me?
00:54:22I don't know. You've got the grip.
00:54:24You've been throwing up all over the place.
00:54:26And you're waiting for the doctor.
00:54:28And he's not coming,
00:54:30so that's why I'm there with you.
00:54:32Oh, you're here, are you?
00:54:34I had to tell Greta something.
00:54:36We were in the middle of sex,
00:54:38and the children called, actually.
00:54:40Almost, uh...
00:54:42We were at the very end of sex, you know?
00:54:44You stopped sex just before our orgasm
00:54:46to answer the phone.
00:54:48Are you crazy?
00:54:50Derek, listen to me.
00:54:52Tomorrow you can't go to work, okay?
00:54:54Tell them you're sick.
00:54:56Just cover me on this, okay?
00:54:58And if Greta calls,
00:55:00just cough a lot.
00:55:04Cecile?
00:55:10Go to bed now.
00:55:12Go to bed. Come on.
00:55:14Why do you go at night?
00:55:16Well, sometimes I have to work at night.
00:55:18That's my job.
00:55:20What do you do?
00:55:22I'm a night worker.
00:55:24Go to bed.
00:55:26You have to go to school in a few hours.
00:55:28Come on.
00:55:30Cecile?
00:55:32Did you have a nice anniversary?
00:55:36Come on.
00:55:40Come on. Get up.
00:55:48Cecile, can you tell me what's wrong?
00:55:50My life is what's wrong.
00:55:52I'm not happy.
00:55:54I'm not happy.
00:55:56I'm not happy.
00:55:58What's wrong?
00:56:00My life is what's wrong.
00:56:04Can you be a little more specific?
00:56:08I have practically no money.
00:56:10I have no job.
00:56:12I have a broken leg, I have a broken arm,
00:56:14so I can't get a job.
00:56:16And also, without a broken arm and leg,
00:56:18I couldn't get a job because things always go badly
00:56:20and they always fire me.
00:56:22My children have no father,
00:56:24I have no husband and no lover.
00:56:26I don't even have a bicycle anymore.
00:56:30I'm sorry about that.
00:56:34And you don't even love me even though you hit me with your bus.
00:56:36Oh, God.
00:56:38Look, if Italians loved everyone
00:56:40they hit in a traffic accident,
00:56:42they would have twice the population of China, Cecile.
00:56:46You see, you don't love me.
00:56:48Wait a minute.
00:56:50You don't love me either.
00:56:52Well, I don't love you.
00:56:54How do I know that?
00:56:56Yes, people tell each other
00:56:58they don't love each other all the time,
00:57:00when really they do,
00:57:02and that they do love each other
00:57:04when really they don't.
00:57:06Look, Cecile,
00:57:08I'm engaged to Greta
00:57:10and I'm in love with her,
00:57:12really in love.
00:57:14I can't keep running back and forth like this
00:57:16and it would break her heart
00:57:18if she knew that I'm living
00:57:20virtually with another woman.
00:57:22Where does she think you are?
00:57:26Well, it depends,
00:57:28but definitely not with you.
00:57:30I don't know what to do, Paolo.
00:57:34What do I do?
00:57:36I know you're going through a hard time.
00:57:38I'm really sorry about that.
00:57:40But everything will be fine.
00:57:42Life is just a series of accidents
00:57:44and that's all it is.
00:57:46You are on a plane, you hit some turbulences,
00:57:48the stewardess falls in your lap,
00:57:50you take her home
00:57:52and three years later you're getting married.
00:57:54You drive your bus,
00:57:56you hit a girl on a bicycle,
00:57:58you don't fall in love with her,
00:58:00you fall in love with her children.
00:58:02It's just a series of accidents.
00:58:04You never know where it's going,
00:58:06but it's going to be okay.
00:58:08You love my children.
00:58:10I really didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
00:58:14You should go home to Greta now, Paolo.
00:58:20So...
00:58:22could you help me get out of my clothes?
00:58:50But...
00:58:52I don't like Greta.
00:58:54I don't like her.
00:59:12Paolo?
00:59:14Paolo?
00:59:20Paolo, it's 7.40?
00:59:22The children were supposed to be up at 7.
00:59:24Paolo?
00:59:30Come on, Dad.
00:59:32Hurry up.
00:59:44No, no, Eric, it's me.
00:59:46Stop coughing. I need a favour.
00:59:48Almost a fiver.
00:59:50Well, I need to spend more time with Greta.
00:59:52I can't keep leaving her like this.
00:59:54I need you to watch Cecile for me tonight.
00:59:56I'll be back in the morning, I swear,
00:59:58so you can go to work, okay?
01:00:00A four-hour sick?
01:00:02Well, you'll be better at 4.30 this afternoon.
01:00:04That's when you meet me at the café
01:00:06across the street from Cecile.
01:00:08It's 20 rue Saint-Blaise.
01:00:10Okay? Gotta go.
01:00:15All right, I'll do it,
01:00:17but this is the last thing I'll do for you.
01:00:19Eric? He'll do what?
01:00:28Are you all right, Eric?
01:00:36Yeah, are you throwing up?
01:00:38Yeah, I'm throwing up, yeah.
01:00:40Let me talk to Paolo, please.
01:00:42I tried his cell phone and I got voicemail.
01:00:44What?
01:00:46I want to talk to Paolo. Put him on the phone.
01:00:48He's there. I'm getting me medications.
01:00:50Stop it, please.
01:00:54You are lying.
01:00:56I'm not lying.
01:00:58Listen, I don't know what's going on with the two of you,
01:01:00but I will find out.
01:01:02You can bet on it.
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:10Yeah, all right, I'm coming.
01:01:16Hi.
01:01:18Aw, poor baby.
01:01:28What are you doing?
01:01:30Um, I've come here to be with you
01:01:32until Paolo gets back.
01:01:34He left in the middle of the night
01:01:36because he didn't want to leave you alone,
01:01:38so as soon as I heard that you're alone again,
01:01:40I rushed right over.
01:01:42Um, and the name?
01:01:44Ah, this? Um, you know,
01:01:46we have no way of knowing how long it's going to be
01:01:48until Paolo gets back,
01:01:50so I thought I might bring along something to pass the time.
01:01:52And I've learned how to do this ages ago,
01:01:54but I never continued
01:01:56because I didn't find the time,
01:01:58and so I was like, why not now?
01:02:00How are you feeling?
01:02:02I'm too good.
01:02:04There's a doctor coming right over.
01:02:06So you're going to have to go
01:02:08right away, love.
01:02:10Right away?
01:02:12Yeah, yeah.
01:02:14He only sees private patients,
01:02:16so you can't be here.
01:02:18I think I have to use the bathroom.
01:02:20All right, all right, come on.
01:02:22I can't.
01:02:24No, it's broken.
01:02:26There's one in a cafe over the road.
01:02:28Is it tearing up in there?
01:02:30Yeah, that's why it's broken.
01:02:32It's all stocked up.
01:02:34You don't want to know what came out of me.
01:02:36Eric, what's going on with Paolo?
01:02:38I know that you know.
01:02:40Just tell me, and I'll leave right away.
01:02:42Right away?
01:02:44Like a bullet.
01:02:46All right, I'll tell you.
01:02:48Paolo swore me to secrecy rights.
01:02:50He didn't know I had to tell you this.
01:02:52This is the absolute bottom line.
01:02:54No odds barred.
01:02:56Paolo is gay?
01:03:06You have to be French to do this.
01:03:12You sure you don't want a fork?
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:20Whatever Paolo's keeping from you,
01:03:22and I can guarantee it's not that he's gay,
01:03:24there's only one way to find out.
01:03:28You have to follow him.
01:03:30Don't be stupid.
01:03:32I'm not going to follow him.
01:03:34Paolo is my fiancé.
01:03:36I trust him completely.
01:03:42Just out of curiosity,
01:03:44if I were going to follow him,
01:03:46how exactly would I do that?
01:03:54Where are you going, beautiful bicycle?
01:03:58Where are you going, beautiful bicycle?
01:04:02Now you have a bicycle.
01:04:04Great! I love it.
01:04:06I didn't even notice he made this.
01:04:08No, I got it on eBay.
01:04:10I drove it all the way here.
01:04:12It's fantastic.
01:04:14They say it goes 40 kilometers an hour.
01:04:16Thank you, Paolo.
01:04:18I'm glad you like it.
01:04:20But now I have to go.
01:04:22Ah, when I get back I cannot stay
01:04:24because I really have to be with Greta.
01:04:26Derek will be here with you, okay?
01:04:28Ah, the Derek who wanted my phone number?
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:32Ah, I finally get to meet him.
01:04:34Perfect. Ciao.
01:04:36Ciao.
01:04:52Ah!
01:04:58Ah!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:12Ah!
01:05:26Cecile?
01:05:28Derek.
01:05:32Merci beaucoup, monsieur.
01:05:34Vous entrez, monsieur.
01:05:36Je comprends toujours pas
01:05:38pourquoi tu as demandé à Paolo
01:05:40mon numéro alors que tu m'avais jamais vue.
01:05:44Pourquoi c'est moi
01:05:46qui voulait ton numéro?
01:05:48Comment...
01:05:50T'expliquer?
01:05:52Oui, merci, t'expliquer.
01:05:54C'est un truc de fou.
01:05:58Paolo a parlé de toi
01:06:00et j'ai su
01:06:02qu'on devait se
01:06:04rencontrer.
01:06:06Rencontrer?
01:06:08Toi et moi.
01:06:10Et voilà.
01:06:12Et voilà.
01:06:22Yeah.
01:06:24Merci.
01:06:26Ah, ouais.
01:06:28Au revoir.
01:06:34Je suis dans le centre.
01:06:36Best one, don't worry.
01:06:38OK.
01:06:48You just killed me again.
01:06:50Why do you keep doing that?
01:06:52We're on the same team.
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:06:56Did I do that?
01:06:58I must have pushed the wrong button.
01:07:00Restart yourself.
01:07:02OK, but shoot at the red guys.
01:07:04It's the ledge.
01:07:06You know how many times you killed me tonight?
01:07:08Huh?
01:07:12We don't have to play, come on.
01:07:14Stop this game.
01:07:18Actually, I wanted to
01:07:20continue something that we started
01:07:22yesterday, we didn't finish.
01:07:24And...
01:07:28Paolo, not tonight.
01:07:30Good night.
01:07:32Good night.
01:08:00What time is it?
01:08:046.30.
01:08:06Go back to sleep.
01:08:08Where are you going?
01:08:10I'm going jogging.
01:08:12Same as always.
01:08:14Yeah, same as always.
01:08:20I'm going jogging.
01:08:22Same as always.
01:08:24Yeah, same as always.
01:08:30Yeah, same as always.
01:09:00Yeah, same as always.
01:09:30Stop it.
01:09:54Stop it.
01:09:56Bastard.
01:09:58Out, out.
01:10:00OK, you better go there.
01:10:02Out, out.
01:10:04By the way, you left the door open all night.
01:10:06The kitchen is a mess.
01:10:08And the motorbike
01:10:10that I just bought is on the floor.
01:10:12And why there is like a jelly
01:10:14smashed all over the kitchen door?
01:10:16Who do you think is going to clean
01:10:18all this up?
01:10:20Out, out.
01:10:22Get out.
01:10:28Fuck.
01:10:38Oh, shit.
01:10:40Sorry, I can't hang around.
01:10:42I've got to go meet my broker.
01:10:44Only ten minutes. It's very important.
01:10:46Where is he?
01:10:48And don't tell me he's having his nails done.
01:10:50Second floor.
01:10:54Door on the left.
01:10:56Thank you.
01:11:00I don't understand.
01:11:02I mean, I thought you didn't want me.
01:11:04You've got Greta, remember?
01:11:06I know, I don't want you.
01:11:08But I don't like the idea of Derek having you either.
01:11:10He's the one who got me into all this.
01:11:12It's not fair that I take care of the children
01:11:14like I do the laundry,
01:11:16I do the cooking, and he shows up for dessert.
01:11:20I told you to go away.
01:11:22Oh, shit.
01:11:24Si?
01:11:28May I come in, sweetheart?
01:11:34I know it is
01:11:36possible to jump to the wrong conclusion here.
01:11:38Really? What conclusion would that be?
01:11:40Well, I know...
01:11:42Actually, I don't do it.
01:11:44Would you mind putting on some clothes, dear?
01:11:46I'm finding this really distracting.
01:11:48I can't.
01:11:50I beg your pardon?
01:11:52I can't put on my clothes.
01:11:54I have a broken arm and leg.
01:11:56Paolo dresses me.
01:11:58See how easy it is
01:12:00to jump to the wrong conclusion, I told you.
01:12:02Let me introduce you.
01:12:04This is Cecile.
01:12:06She's a girl that I ran over with my bus.
01:12:08And Cecile, this is Greta.
01:12:10We are getting married.
01:12:12It's nice to meet you.
01:12:14I heard a lot about you.
01:12:16I really like your dress.
01:12:18Shut up.
01:12:20I sleep late on weekends, Papa.
01:12:22Me too, Papa.
01:12:24Did they say Papa?
01:12:26No, I don't know.
01:12:28Is he your father?
01:12:30Mm-hmm.
01:12:32Can we go somewhere else
01:12:34to talk about this thing about the Papa thing?
01:12:36What conclusion, Paolo?
01:12:38Don't speak in German,
01:12:40because I don't understand.
01:12:42Don't speak in German, because I don't understand.
01:12:44Don't speak in German,
01:12:46because I don't understand.
01:12:48I'll explain everything!
01:12:50I'll explain everything, don't cry!
01:12:52I'll explain everything, no problem.
01:12:54Go away, Greta!
01:12:56Please.
01:12:58Don't go.
01:13:00Please.
01:13:02Don't go.
01:13:14Don't go.
01:13:16Bambini, bambini, bambini, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
01:13:19Sometimes, you know, grown-ups get angry,
01:13:21but they get over it, huh?
01:13:22♪♪
01:13:32♪♪
01:13:41♪♪
01:13:51♪♪
01:14:01♪♪
01:14:11♪♪
01:14:22I lost her.
01:14:23Well, I'm sure she'll turn up.
01:14:25I mean, she can't be that far. She's on crutches.
01:14:27Greta threw me out of my own apartment,
01:14:30so now I need to stay here.
01:14:32Paolo.
01:14:34Paolo!
01:14:37Paolo.
01:14:38Excuse me.
01:14:39Can't stay here, mate.
01:14:42Obviously, I can't go over to Cecile anymore.
01:14:45I can't see the children, and they already lost one father.
01:14:48The kids are all right, man.
01:14:50They're resilient, you know.
01:14:52Ah, really?
01:14:53And Cecile?
01:14:54What's gonna happen to her?
01:14:56Well, as you've probably noticed,
01:14:58we seem to be getting on all right,
01:15:00so I don't mind taking care of her.
01:15:02What about your job?
01:15:04Well, that's the interesting part.
01:15:07You know, Cecile, she ain't got a penny to her name, right?
01:15:10So I called Claude at the depot and made him a little proposition.
01:15:13For a modest financial settlement, Cecile won't sue the company.
01:15:16But only on the condition that you're rehired
01:15:19and I get someone to take care of her.
01:15:22And what did Claude say?
01:15:24Mostly, are we?
01:15:26Really?
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:47♪
01:16:08He's married.
01:16:10Or at least he's living with someone.
01:16:13She's really, really pretty.
01:16:15They're two kids.
01:16:17They're the cutest kids I've ever seen.
01:16:19They could have been genetically engineered.
01:16:21They're so cute.
01:16:24He's not married with two kids, Greta.
01:16:26Because?
01:16:28Because when an Italian cheaps on his fiancée,
01:16:30he doesn't get married and have two kids.
01:16:33It's more casual.
01:16:36I'm not marrying Paolo, François.
01:16:39You are marrying Paolo.
01:16:41I'd even go to the ceremony myself.
01:16:45Weddings doesn't make me break out all over in a terrible rash.
01:16:53I have something to tell you.
01:16:58I've been thinking lately
01:17:01that it would be good
01:17:03if I could care about someone the way you care about Paolo.
01:17:07I'd like someone who would just break my heart
01:17:10if I ever lost her.
01:17:14It's very hard to find.
01:17:19It's very hard.
01:17:26You lied to me, François.
01:17:29Why?
01:17:31People do.
01:17:33Why?
01:17:35People do that.
01:17:38And it hurts.
01:17:41I can see.
01:17:45So, give him a hard time for a while,
01:17:48make him suffer,
01:17:50but then find a way back.
01:17:57You know what, François?
01:18:00If you could ever get control of your moments for even ten minutes,
01:18:04you could make some moments feel really special.
01:18:08Not me, but someone.
01:18:18My life is a drift.
01:18:20It has no anchor.
01:18:23All because of a girl on a bicycle.
01:18:26A bicycle?
01:18:30I'm going to give you the secret of life, Paolo.
01:18:33Really? Let's hear it.
01:18:36There'll always be a girl on a bicycle.
01:18:40That's it?
01:18:42Yeah, that's it.
01:18:45But my life has no anchor.
01:18:47Yeah, I've heard.
01:18:49And speaking of being chained to one place like, for example, my sofa,
01:18:52also, if you ain't back driving that bus tomorrow,
01:18:54you're fired. Again.
01:18:56Oh, and by the way,
01:18:58Julian and Claire are wondering what happened to their father.
01:19:11Papa! Papa!
01:19:13Come here!
01:19:18You're hurting me!
01:19:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:19:23Baby.
01:19:24Where's Derek?
01:19:26Derek?
01:19:28Well, I asked Derek if I could come myself today because...
01:19:31because I wanted to see you.
01:19:34And also because I have something that I have to tell you.
01:19:40Julian. Claire.
01:19:43I'm sorry. Really sorry.
01:19:46But I'm not your father.
01:19:48I know that. Me too.
01:19:50You know that?
01:19:52I'm six years old. I'm five.
01:19:55You don't look at all happy I'm your father.
01:20:00Look.
01:20:06You knew this all this time?
01:20:09Why didn't you say anything?
01:20:11Because I like to have a father, even a pretend one.
01:20:14Me too.
01:20:19Come here. Come and sit with me a second, huh?
01:20:29We won't see you anymore, will we?
01:20:32Huh?
01:20:34We won't see you anymore, will we?
01:20:37Of course you'll see me.
01:20:40I can be like an uncle, Uncle Paolo.
01:20:45I mean, if you like that.
01:20:48Okay, you can be an uncle.
01:20:50But you need to stop fighting dragons.
01:20:55I have stopped fighting dragons.
01:20:57You don't look like you stopped.
01:21:00You look like you got hurt.
01:21:04Well, it's true.
01:21:06I did get hurt.
01:21:09But not as much as I hurt the dragon.
01:21:12I didn't mean to hurt her because she's a very good lady dragon.
01:21:16Did you say you're sorry?
01:21:20Yeah.
01:21:22But she's hiding in a cave.
01:21:24She won't come out.
01:21:26When she gets hungry, she'll come out.
01:21:28That's true.
01:21:30When she gets hungry, she has to come out.
01:21:33Then you need to catch her like all the other dragons.
01:21:36But this time, don't let her go.
01:21:42You know what?
01:21:46That's what I'll do.
01:21:48I'm going to get a fast, beautiful horse.
01:21:52Then I'm going to catch her and I'll never let her go.
01:21:55You need to be careful for her fire.
01:21:58That's true.
01:22:00I do have to be careful for her fire.
01:22:03You ready?
01:22:04Ready!
01:22:06Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:08Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:10Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:12Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:14Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:16Uno, dos, tres.
01:22:21Are you sure? Milan?
01:22:23Milan, Italy?
01:22:25Greta Kluge?
01:22:30Yes, I'm the husband. Of course.
01:22:32Paolo Kluge.
01:22:34What time does the flight leave, please?
01:22:37Is he going to be on time?
01:22:39I know it's a German Airlines, but...
01:22:42Danke, danke, danke.
01:22:59Buongiorno.
01:23:01Buongiorno.
01:23:05I'm sorry, but the flight has already left.
01:23:07What do you mean, already left?
01:23:0920 minutes ago.
01:23:11Are you sure?
01:23:13No, because my fiancée is working on this flight.
01:23:16Greta Kluge, do you know her?
01:23:18No.
01:23:19Can you tell me which flight she's coming back with?
01:23:21Maybe I can reach her in Milan.
01:23:23Can I see your ticket?
01:23:25Yes.
01:23:26Thank you.
01:23:30Here, it's the lady's return flight.
01:23:33And I can put it on the next flight to Milan.
01:23:36But this is a one-way ticket.
01:23:38You have to buy your return ticket in Milan,
01:23:40and then re-do the security.
01:23:42I have to buy it in Milan?
01:23:44In Milan.
01:24:09Hello.
01:24:17Isn't that Paola?
01:24:21Oh, my God.
01:24:23He's stalking me.
01:24:24I can't believe he's doing this.
01:24:25Maybe you two should just talk.
01:24:29No.
01:24:30No, I'm not ready.
01:24:32Okay?
01:24:34I can handle it.
01:24:39I can't believe it.
01:25:04Excuse me.
01:25:05How are you?
01:25:07Have they already locked the door?
01:25:09That's me.
01:25:10No, it can't be.
01:25:11Hey, hey, where are you going?
01:25:13Hey, where are you going?
01:25:14Where are you going?
01:25:17Wait a minute.
01:25:18Wait a minute.
01:25:19Wait a minute.
01:25:22Stop.
01:25:27Can we talk?
01:25:29Sir.
01:25:30Please can you take your seats?
01:25:32Please, push back.
01:25:33Come on, Greta.
01:25:34Come on.
01:25:36Right, seat 17C on the aisle.
01:25:39Thank you.
01:25:41Come to my seat later, okay?
01:25:42Okay.
01:25:49We have been cleared for final approach to Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris
01:25:53and should be on the ground in ten minutes.
01:25:55Flight attendants, prepare for landing.
01:26:06Thank you.
01:26:16I'm sorry, sir.
01:26:17You have to get out of there.
01:26:18The captain can't land unless everyone is in his seat.
01:26:21Sir?
01:26:22I'm not coming out until I talk to Greta.
01:26:24Paolo, you have to come out.
01:26:26Then get Greta.
01:26:31She doesn't want to talk to you, so come out so we can land.
01:26:34Come on.
01:26:39Paolo, you have to get out of there.
01:26:42Now!
01:26:45She wants to know what you want.
01:26:47Well, first of all, tell her that I love her with all my heart.
01:27:05Greta, now come here.
01:27:07Go!
01:27:22I'm here. Say what you got to say.
01:27:26Cecile and I are not married.
01:27:28I haven't been living with her.
01:27:30We haven't done anything, nothing at all.
01:27:33I hit her with my bus, and I got fired.
01:27:37She had no one to take care of her and the children, so I had to do it.
01:27:41So I get them up in the morning, I dress them up, I took them to school,
01:27:46I cook for them, I put them to bed, but they are not my children.
01:27:51Their father left a long time ago.
01:27:55Paolo, open the door, please.
01:28:03Why do the children think you're their father?
01:28:05Because Cecile has been telling them that their father one day will show up,
01:28:09and he will speak English.
01:28:11So when I showed up at the hospital, after I ran away with my bus,
01:28:17they thought I was their father.
01:28:19And they were happy, really happy.
01:28:22I couldn't tell them, I mean, the children...
01:28:27What?
01:28:29I miss the...
01:28:32I miss the furze.
01:28:36I want... I know I never wanted to have furze, but now I do.
01:28:40I want furze to call me papa.
01:28:43A really bitter papa.
01:28:45Paolo, kurze means small children, furze means farts.
01:28:50That's what I mean, I want lots of little farts running around.
01:28:58Is that all true? All of it?
01:29:03Why didn't you tell me the truth from the beginning?
01:29:06Because I was afraid you wouldn't understand.
01:29:08And because Cecile is so...
01:29:12Are you in love with her?
01:29:13No. I'm in love with you, only with you.
01:29:18Stupida.
01:29:20With all my heart.
01:29:22Ich liebe dich.
01:29:28That was really good German, Paolo.
01:29:33Now can you please come out and sit back in your seat?
01:29:35Not until you tell me you're gonna marry me.
01:29:37You lied to me so much.
01:29:39I know, but...
01:29:42If love doesn't have the power to forgive, what kind of love is it?
01:29:47Please come out so we can land.
01:29:51Are you gonna marry me?
01:29:54I need time to think.
01:29:58Con te partirò paesi...
01:30:08Why is he singing that song?
01:30:10He says, when you are far away, I look on the horizon and words fail.
01:30:17And yes, I know that you're with me.
01:30:19You, my moon, are here with me.
01:30:21My sun, are here with me.
01:30:23With me, with me, with me.
01:30:26With me.
01:30:27Con te partirò.
01:30:32Su un'avi per mari che io lo so.
01:30:37Non esistono più.
01:30:41Con te io rivivrò.
01:30:44Con te partirò.
01:30:50Paesi, te amo mai.
01:30:54E tu voglio tutto con te.
01:30:58Paesi, ti voglio con te.
01:31:03Con te partirò.
01:31:06Paesi, te amo mai.
01:31:10Okay, I will marry you.
01:31:12E tu vogli tutto con te.
01:31:15Paesi, ti voglio con te.
01:31:37And now you can kiss the bride.
01:31:46Thank you.
01:32:06All right, here we go.
01:32:08Eric!
01:32:09Eric, wait!
01:32:11I have to go to the bathroom.
01:32:14Et voilà.
01:32:16Merci, Eric.
01:32:43Thank you.
01:33:13Look out!