WWE RAW 09 JANUARY 2006 FULL SHOW HD
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00:00:00The following contest is the Elimination Chamber match and it is for the WWE Championship.
00:00:30The most punishing structure ever devised.
00:00:36That championship is why all these guys put their bodies through this hell.
00:00:41Whoever wins this match here tonight, well I think it goes without saying that they will have earned it.
00:00:48We've got Shawn Michaels and WWE Champion John Cena starting out in the Elimination Chamber.
00:00:53John Cena, mathematically at least, at a tremendous disadvantage.
00:00:58Trying to hang on to the title now.
00:01:00He's got the coolest cap ever to be inside the Elimination Chamber.
00:01:04And he's going right after WWE Champion John Cena.
00:01:08Look at that! Carlito sacrificing himself!
00:01:13John Cena, Carlito and Shawn Michaels all doing battle inside the Elimination Chamber.
00:01:19And you gotta wonder who the next man is going to be.
00:01:22Oh! It's Kurt Angle! Oh my gosh! He's like a wild, raging bull!
00:01:28Kurt Angle has single-handedly turned this match upside down.
00:01:34Carlito's got it! Carlito's in jeopardy, he's in the center of the ring.
00:01:39He's out! And he saves Carlito! The Young Guns are sticking to their club!
00:01:46If we work together as a unit, we can take out Kurt Angle, Kane, Shawn Michaels and Cena.
00:01:53And finally, some new blood will be wearing WWE gold.
00:01:58Oh, he's sizing up Kurt Angle!
00:02:00Kurt Angle! And now Kurt Angle slips through the Angle on the Masterpiece!
00:02:06Hey, wait, wait! Look behind you, baby!
00:02:08John Cena's got Kurt Angle up for the FU!
00:02:10Great counter by Kurt Angle! He's got the ankle of the WWE Champion!
00:02:15Oh! Oh my gosh!
00:02:17Sweet chin music out of nowhere!
00:02:20No way!
00:02:22Kurt Angle has been eliminated!
00:02:24I can't believe it!
00:02:27Here we go! It's the arrival of Kane!
00:02:31And the gateway to hell may have just swung open, gentlemen!
00:02:36The Monster Kane just won't stop!
00:02:37Once again, there it goes! There's that double team, that alliance!
00:02:41Oh, goodness!
00:02:43Great double team press both men on top of Kane!
00:02:46And yes!
00:02:48Four of the six competitors remain in the Elimination Chamber!
00:02:52Shawn Michaels is all heart, all courage!
00:02:55He hit it! He hit it! He hit it!
00:02:58Oh my goodness! Carlito just corkscrewed Shawn Michaels into the canvas!
00:03:02John Cena! John Cena! John Cena!
00:03:05WWE Champion, John Cena!
00:03:08The two remaining challengers, Chris Masters, Carlito!
00:03:11One of these three men will leave the Elimination Chamber as the WWE Champion!
00:03:17Get on the Master Lock! You got it! Go!
00:03:20Carlito just convinced Masters to utilize the Master Lock!
00:03:25There it is! There it is!
00:03:27The WWE Champion! Oh!
00:03:29What?!
00:03:30A low blow! A roll-up!
00:03:33A double cross by Carlito!
00:03:35John Cena from behind!
00:03:37He got him! He got him! He got him!
00:03:41How did John Cena still have the presence of mind to pull that off?
00:03:45This night is not over! Raise the cage!
00:03:51There's one more match to happen here tonight!
00:03:54This individual is cashing in his Money in the Bank privilege!
00:04:00The WWE Championship match will take place right now!
00:04:05John Cena defends against Edge!
00:04:09Edge is cashing in! But John Cena is at his weakest!
00:04:14He hit the spear! He hit the spear! Edge hit a spear! Cover!
00:04:18No! No!
00:04:20How in the world did John Cena kick out of that?
00:04:25Oh no, not another spear! Oh! Again!
00:04:27Cover!
00:04:29He got him!
00:04:31Edge has shocked the world!
00:04:33He's stolen the damn title!
00:04:36This is beautiful!
00:04:38He earned the right at WrestleMania anytime, anyplace, and tonight at New Year's Revolution!
00:04:45Edge, for the very first time, has reached the top of the mountain!
00:04:51Edge is the new WWE Champion!
00:04:58Now get the guns! The joints!
00:05:02From my generation, I'll take them all!
00:05:05Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's get it on!
00:05:09Let's get it on! Let's get it on! Let's get it on!
00:05:14The lies of the modern!
00:05:17We're in this together and through it all!
00:05:20They say that nothing's forever!
00:05:23And they refuse to see the change in me!
00:05:25Why won't they wake up?
00:05:45Hello everyone and welcome to Monday Night Raw!
00:05:49We are live from Hershey, Pennsylvania!
00:05:51I'm Joey Styles, along with The King and The Coach!
00:05:55And last night at New Year's Revolution,
00:05:58Edge shocked the world by cashing in his Money in the Bank match
00:06:03and winning the WWE Championship from John Cena!
00:06:21John Cena!
00:06:27Well, it's on, gentlemen!
00:06:30Let me ask you right now as you're looking at this,
00:06:33what is wrong with this picture?
00:06:35Well, it's been a long time since we've seen John Cena without that WWE title.
00:06:39Right.
00:06:41Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome John Cena!
00:06:47I got so used to seeing the champ is here!
00:06:51He almost went naked without the WWE Championship!
00:06:57You gotta give the man credit, he changed tonight, he showed up!
00:07:01After losing that WWE title,
00:07:03and after going through everybody in the Elimination Chamber,
00:07:06you guys thought it wasn't particularly fair!
00:07:09You know he's beat all the hell, but he's certainly not showing it!
00:07:16It should have been John Cena's crowning moment!
00:07:22That's all you got? You can't get any louder than that?
00:07:27It'll get louder, but it's the typical mixed reaction that John Cena's been getting!
00:07:33Come on, if you're gonna go at it, go at it! Let me hear y'all out there!
00:07:37There you go!
00:07:39Wow!
00:07:40Wow!
00:08:01I'm trying to understand this.
00:08:06I think it's just that life is full of choices, you know?
00:08:11Last night, Edge, at a very opportunistic time, cashed in his money in the bank.
00:08:23And he beat me for the WWE Championship!
00:08:33Just like tonight, you people are making choices.
00:08:35There's a lot of folks out there that have obviously made the choice to decide that I suck!
00:08:45I'm a few.
00:08:47Certainly a mixed reaction.
00:08:56A very mixed reaction.
00:09:05But you know what?
00:09:07There's also some folks out there that have made the choice to ride with me.
00:09:19Through the good times and the bad times, not just because it was the cool thing to do.
00:09:30You know, Allen Iverson once said,
00:09:36that there's a million people who love me,
00:09:45and there's ten million people that hate me.
00:09:52So what do I do?
00:09:54I go to bat for each and every one of those soldiers who's gonna ride with me!
00:10:06And for those ten million people drinking haterade,
00:10:11hell, y'all can kiss my ass!
00:10:19You know why? Because tonight I'm making a choice!
00:10:27Tonight I am making a choice to cash in on my rematch clause!
00:10:36Tonight, I want to meet Summer Edge right here, right now for the WWE championship!
00:10:44Whoa! Now that would be a way to kick off Raw!
00:10:52John Cena survived the Elimination Chamber and then Edge, very opportunistic, cashed in his Money in the Bank matchup!
00:10:58No doubt John Cena's gonna cash in his rematch clause!
00:11:02Here comes Edge!
00:11:04This is great!
00:11:05The new WWE champion!
00:11:17He looks good with that title though!
00:11:19It's not exactly Edge, where's Edge?
00:11:24Wow.
00:11:26Hey Cena, you want another chance to be the champion?
00:11:33Well you're in luck, because you're gonna get it!
00:11:38But, uh, just not tonight.
00:11:45You see, the new WWE champion,
00:11:51Edge, well he sees things just a little bit differently.
00:12:00Edge thought it would be a good idea if I went and talked to Mr. McMahon,
00:12:05and after a little bit of, uh, um, like, oral persuasion,
00:12:12he agreed with us that it'd be a good idea if your rematch clause wasn't in vogue.
00:12:19The rematch clause wasn't invoked until, say, the Royal Rumble.
00:12:33Oh, they've heard!
00:12:35Have you been online today yet?
00:12:40You see, Edge isn't gonna be doing any fighting tonight.
00:12:44Oh, but don't worry, don't worry,
00:12:47because he is gonna be doing something else that starts with the letter F.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:55The only wrestling, John, that Edge is gonna be doing is with me.
00:13:01In the middle of the ring,
00:13:04we're gonna walk down there,
00:13:07take off our clothes,
00:13:09take off our clothes,
00:13:13get in bed,
00:13:17and unlike you last night, John Cena,
00:13:21Edge is gonna last longer than two minutes.
00:13:29You know, we're gonna go in better, we're gonna spice things up,
00:13:33we're gonna make it a menage a trois.
00:13:36It's gonna be me
00:13:39and Edge
00:13:46and the WWE title.
00:13:55Because unlike all these people in this building,
00:13:58Edge knows what to do in bed.
00:14:06And unlike you, Cena,
00:14:09Edge knows what to do in the ring.
00:14:13And that's why he's gonna beat you at the Royal Rumble.
00:14:17And you can bank on that.
00:14:21And so tonight,
00:14:24Edge is gonna do what none of these boys in this building can seem to get done,
00:14:30and that's get laid.
00:14:32Oh my God.
00:14:35If you can't see that,
00:14:40then you can't see me.
00:14:46Oh, hey, hey, hey, hold up there, one-woman hooker parade.
00:14:56There may be a lot of people in here that think that I suck,
00:14:58but every damn person in here knows that you do.
00:15:06You wanna get all up in my business with this?
00:15:09Well, why don't you see your little saddlebag ass backstage?
00:15:14And you tell your boyfriend, Mr. Opportunity,
00:15:17that he did make a wise choice cashing that money in the bank last night.
00:15:22You also tell him that you left me with no choice.
00:15:27You see, you set a date, and it's the Royal Rumble.
00:15:30So at the Royal Rumble,
00:15:33when I meet Edge,
00:15:37I will beat his ass.
00:15:46And you can bank on that, bitch.
00:15:53John Cena's got three weeks to think about it.
00:15:55January 29th.
00:15:57Well, he didn't miss any words.
00:15:58He said what he felt tonight.
00:16:00But what about what Lena told us?
00:16:02Are we gonna see live sex in the ring tonight?
00:16:06It's gonna be a live sex celebration.
00:16:08A menage a trois, if you will.
00:16:11I don't think the WWE Championship has ever seen that much action.
00:16:14I don't think even Raw has ever seen a live sex celebration before, has it?
00:16:19It's all about history in the making, I guess.
00:16:21Edge shocked the world last night.
00:16:23He wants to shock us again tonight.
00:16:25Well, you talk about shocking.
00:16:26What about this tag team contest tonight?
00:16:28Four guys, and none of them can trust each other.
00:16:30John Michaels and Kurt Angle will team up.
00:16:32Are you kidding me?
00:16:33Did they go Carlito and the Masterpiece?
00:16:36We're gonna see that tag match live tonight.
00:16:38Ah, but that's not all, big boy.
00:16:40How about a Women's Championship match?
00:16:43Yes, you're right.
00:16:44Trish and Ashley are gonna get it on for the WWE Women's title.
00:16:48And gentlemen, that match is gonna be next.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:54We're back live, and last night at New Year's Revolution,
00:16:56Last night at New Year's Revolution,
00:16:57Mickie James almost defeated Trish Stratus
00:17:00for the WWE Women's Championship.
00:17:09He were, though, is almost.
00:17:11Oh, yeah.
00:17:12The following contest is scheduled for one fall,
00:17:15and it is for the WWE Women's Championship.
00:17:19Hold up, hold up, stop the music.
00:17:23That is not the type of ovation
00:17:25you give the WWE Women's Champion.
00:17:29I want everybody to stand up.
00:17:30Come on, Trish, go back up.
00:17:31We're gonna do it again.
00:17:32One more time, one more time.
00:17:33All right, no, keep going.
00:17:34That's cool, too.
00:17:35That's good, that's good.
00:17:36Hit the music.
00:17:37Everybody, give it up
00:17:38for the greatest Women's Champion of all time,
00:17:42Trish Stratus!
00:17:47Mickie James will certainly show up.
00:17:49Lily and I think are doing the introducing Trish, I guess.
00:17:52A little more enthusiasm.
00:17:55She's no American idol.
00:17:57That's true.
00:17:58I've just never seen any,
00:18:00well, anyone's opponent be this enamored
00:18:03with somebody they're about to try to beat.
00:18:07And introducing the challenger
00:18:09from New York City,
00:18:11the 2005 Raw Divas Group winner,
00:18:14Ashley!
00:18:20And last night at New Year's Revolution,
00:18:22we saw Ashley win the first ever
00:18:25Raw and Panties Gauntlet Match.
00:18:27Oh, what a match that was.
00:18:29Yeah!
00:18:30It was memorable.
00:18:32It kind of featured a little bit of everything,
00:18:34and Ashley certainly getting the luck of the draw.
00:18:37But everybody won,
00:18:38because even though Ashley wasn't stripped down,
00:18:40well, she decided to do it herself.
00:18:42Oh, she made my night.
00:18:45She revealed just about all.
00:18:49That was one happy camper.
00:18:50Yeah, it wasn't a Matt classic,
00:18:51but I know it'll be in all of our DVD collections.
00:18:54What a good opportunity this is
00:18:56for Ashley to be in the Women's Championship
00:18:58live tonight right here on Raw.
00:19:00But again, it begs the question,
00:19:01why is Mickie James who participated
00:19:04in perhaps the hardest-hitting
00:19:06WWE Women's Championship matchup we have ever seen?
00:19:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
00:19:09Why is she out here?
00:19:12She's Trish's number one fan.
00:19:14She's like Trish's shadow.
00:19:16I mean, everywhere you see Trish,
00:19:17you see Mickie James.
00:19:18I don't get it.
00:19:19And for those people who didn't get to see
00:19:21New Year's Revolution last night,
00:19:22Mickie James had every opportunity
00:19:24to walk out of that match the Women's Champion.
00:19:27And at one point,
00:19:28she hit Trish with stratisfaction,
00:19:30but failed to go for the cover
00:19:31quickly enough to catch his championship.
00:19:33Way too enamored with herself.
00:19:34We'll see if Ashley has that same problem here tonight.
00:19:38But why is Mickie James still shadowing Trish?
00:19:42I mean, is she now still the number one fan?
00:19:44Is she scouting the champion?
00:19:46Is she scouting Ashley?
00:19:47All I can say is,
00:19:48I wouldn't mind hanging that close to Trish Stratus.
00:19:50Yeah, no kidding.
00:19:51I don't have a problem with that.
00:19:52Whoa, look out here.
00:19:53Fireman's carry.
00:19:55Cover.
00:19:56Two and no.
00:19:57You can't always just referee Chad Patton.
00:19:59Ashley, of course, the 2005 Raw Diva Surge winner.
00:20:02And keep in mind, Joe,
00:20:03you don't stop worshiping your hero
00:20:05just because you're not competing against her tonight.
00:20:08She still is Mickie James' hero.
00:20:11What don't you get about that?
00:20:12Well, it didn't seem to me like,
00:20:14hold on.
00:20:15One count only.
00:20:16Look at this.
00:20:17Head scissors counter by Ashley.
00:20:19It didn't seem like Trish was too thrilled
00:20:20about having Mickie James out of here again tonight.
00:20:22No, I think, actually,
00:20:23Mickie James is a bit of a distraction to Trish.
00:20:26Just listen to her over there.
00:20:28You know, Trish has always been
00:20:29the type of diva and champion
00:20:31that always likes to hang on her own.
00:20:32She's never really hung with the crowd.
00:20:35Yeah, no.
00:20:36Unfortunately.
00:20:37Yeah, no kidding, huh?
00:20:38Oh, look out here.
00:20:39Trish.
00:20:40Flat on her face.
00:20:42Mickie James looks very worried for her hero.
00:20:44Cover by Ashley.
00:20:45We may have a new champion.
00:20:47Mickie James is in the ring.
00:20:48She's blatantly in the ring.
00:20:49What is this?
00:20:53What is Mickie James doing?
00:20:57This is a lady.
00:20:58She has absolutely no right being in the ring,
00:21:00let alone at ringside.
00:21:02I think Mickie James,
00:21:03she doesn't want to see anybody
00:21:04taking advantage of Trish Stratus.
00:21:06Not even in the match.
00:21:07Trish has gone beyond making a scene.
00:21:09What?
00:21:10What?
00:21:11She's got an unhealthy obsession
00:21:12that Mickie James has.
00:21:16Look out!
00:21:18The WWE Women's Champion Trish Stratus
00:21:20is doing very quite well.
00:21:22Ashley went for her first near fall of the matchup.
00:21:25Here is your winner
00:21:26and still WWE Champion,
00:21:29Trish Stratus.
00:21:30Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:31Why is Trish the winner?
00:21:32Why is Trish the winner?
00:21:34That's wrong.
00:21:35That guy's got to be Ashley.
00:21:36He's got to be Ashley.
00:21:38He's got to be Ashley.
00:21:39Come on, Trish!
00:21:40Trish Stratus.
00:21:42The winner is Ashley.
00:21:44Yeah, by disqualification.
00:21:46But thanks to Mickie James.
00:21:48Mickie James causes the disqualification.
00:21:53Wow.
00:21:56That's not going to sit well with Trish.
00:21:57She doesn't like to win
00:21:58or lose under any circumstances.
00:22:02She retains the title but loses the match
00:22:04and Trish wants to win the match on her own.
00:22:07John Cena.
00:22:09Vince McMahon.
00:22:10Yes, sir.
00:22:11How are you doing?
00:22:12And by the way,
00:22:13that was an extraordinary match last night.
00:22:15I mean, congratulations on winning the chamber match itself
00:22:18and it's too bad about that.
00:22:20You know what I mean?
00:22:21Quite a wild card you threw me there.
00:22:23Wow.
00:22:24Was that something or what?
00:22:25That was great.
00:22:26I mean, I love first times.
00:22:27You know what I mean?
00:22:28But that was like
00:22:29taking advantage of that situation.
00:22:30I mean, it was a wild card.
00:22:31I mean, I love first times.
00:22:32You know what I mean?
00:22:33But that was like
00:22:34taking advantage of that situation.
00:22:35I mean, that was perfect edge.
00:22:37That was great.
00:22:38It's too bad that you lost the title
00:22:39but you got your rematch at the Royal Rumble, right?
00:22:41You're right.
00:22:42I love those first time things.
00:22:44First time you and Edge one-on-one at the Royal Rumble.
00:22:46It's like, yeah, for the WWE Championship.
00:22:48And there's another first time here tonight.
00:22:51We're having a...
00:22:54I don't know if you heard.
00:22:55We're having this live sex celebration.
00:22:58I heard, I heard.
00:22:59Well, it's the first time
00:23:00we've ever had anything like that.
00:23:01It's not my idea, okay?
00:23:03This is Edge and Alita's idea.
00:23:05So I want to make sure
00:23:06that nobody interferes with that
00:23:08and it just goes nice and smooth,
00:23:10whatever it's going to be.
00:23:11First time, you know what I'm saying?
00:23:12Hold on, man.
00:23:14You got two people
00:23:15that are going to have sex
00:23:17in the middle of the ring.
00:23:19And one of them is a certified hoe.
00:23:21So you know it's going to be free.
00:23:24I ain't going to stop this, man.
00:23:25I'm going to enjoy it just like everybody else.
00:23:27Rest in peace.
00:23:29In the unlikely event you decided
00:23:31you wanted to interfere for some reason,
00:23:33let me just say that the rematch
00:23:34you're looking forward to
00:23:35at the Royal Rumble would not happen.
00:23:38Yo, Johnny Rulebook,
00:23:39you don't got to be like that.
00:23:40I'm just going to be here like everybody else,
00:23:42watching and enjoying this great first time.
00:23:45Okay.
00:23:46All right?
00:23:47Sure.
00:23:48And between you and me,
00:23:51you may want to check your area
00:23:55because there's a little bit of
00:23:56tracks of oral persuasion.
00:24:00Cover up for me, man.
00:24:03I won.
00:24:14What the hell was the deal last night, huh?
00:24:15What the hell was the deal last night, huh?
00:24:17Shut up!
00:24:18Shut up, you idiot!
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20We had a plan, remember?
00:24:21We had a plan, Carlito.
00:24:22It was to work together.
00:24:23Eliminate everybody else
00:24:25and one of us become the WWE champion.
00:24:29We eliminated Kane,
00:24:30we eliminated Shawn Michaels,
00:24:32and then I go to put Cena in the Master Lock
00:24:35and you double cross me.
00:24:37No.
00:24:38So my question is,
00:24:39can I count on you tonight?
00:24:41Of course you can count on me.
00:24:42Full time.
00:24:43No, look.
00:24:45At least you can count on me
00:24:46more than Shawn Michaels
00:24:47can count on Kurt Angle.
00:24:49I better be able to
00:24:51because if not,
00:24:52I'm going to put you in the Master Lock
00:24:54and you're not going to think that's cool.
00:24:59Come on, Chris.
00:25:01It was an accident.
00:25:07I tell you what,
00:25:08as we head towards the Royal Rumble,
00:25:09they should be here.
00:25:13The following contest is a Royal Rumble qualifying match
00:25:17where the winner will get a seat
00:25:19in the 30 man over the top rope Royal Rumble.
00:25:23Introducing first,
00:25:24from Atlantic City, New Jersey,
00:25:27weighing in at 230 pounds,
00:25:30Rob Conway.
00:25:32Well, Coach,
00:25:33speaking of being interested,
00:25:34here's a guy who's only interested in himself.
00:25:36Oh, Chavo.
00:25:37Rob Conway.
00:25:40And from El Paso, Texas,
00:25:42weighing in at 210 pounds,
00:25:46Chavo Guerrero.
00:25:50Well, you know what they say,
00:25:51that lives change if you win the Royal Rumble,
00:25:53so it's all got to start somewhere,
00:25:55and for these two guys,
00:25:56it starts right here live tonight.
00:25:58The 19th annual Royal Rumble,
00:26:00Sunday night, January 29th,
00:26:02live on pay-per-view,
00:26:04and this is a qualifying matchup
00:26:06to enter the 30 man Royal Rumble matchup.
00:26:09Of course,
00:26:10the winner has gone on to receive
00:26:13a championship matchup at WrestleMania.
00:26:16And when you talk about Rob Conway,
00:26:17here's a guy that thinks he's often overlooked.
00:26:19If he could qualify for the Royal Rumble,
00:26:21he would be overlooked.
00:26:22No further.
00:26:23Hey, Coach.
00:26:24Yeah.
00:26:25Was my match last night
00:26:26when I beat the Gregory Helms,
00:26:27was that a qualifying matchup?
00:26:29No, it wasn't a qualifying matchup.
00:26:31You got lucky, that's all it was.
00:26:32It was a lucky matchup.
00:26:33I won, that's all.
00:26:34That's all that matters.
00:26:35Congratulations, nonetheless, King.
00:26:37Look at Rob Conway.
00:26:38He wants congratulations already
00:26:39just for that first move.
00:26:41Rob Conway's going to have to focus,
00:26:43because this is about these two great athletes
00:26:46creating an opportunity,
00:26:48creating a shot at the WWE championship
00:26:52at WrestleMania.
00:26:53Should they win the Royal Rumble,
00:26:55but you've got to qualify
00:26:56to get in the Royal Rumble match.
00:26:57And obviously, this is a huge opportunity
00:26:59for both men,
00:27:00but these two guys can both go.
00:27:02No question about it,
00:27:04Chavo Guerrero carrying on
00:27:06the great Guerrero wrestling family tradition.
00:27:09Well, guys, speaking of the Royal Rumble,
00:27:11what about the fact that we now know
00:27:13that Rob Van Dam will return
00:27:15at the Royal Rumble.
00:27:17RVD has been out for some time with an injury.
00:27:20Can't wait to see him back.
00:27:22Chavo Guerrero all the way to the floor.
00:27:26Chavo Guerrero is going to skin the cat
00:27:28and get back in the ring,
00:27:29and Rob Conway had it well scouted.
00:27:31Oh, man.
00:27:32Great timing by Conway now,
00:27:33capitalizing, going after the lower back
00:27:35of Chavo Guerrero.
00:27:36Do you think that Rob Conway
00:27:38came ready to play tonight?
00:27:39I think it's very obvious he did.
00:27:41Well, I had the opportunity
00:27:42to speak with Rob earlier today.
00:27:44He doesn't greet me,
00:27:45he's so busy looking at the mirror,
00:27:46but he told me today,
00:27:47this is his big shot.
00:27:49This is his big shot here in the WWE.
00:27:51He's going to capitalize on it tonight.
00:27:53Lateral press.
00:27:545.2.
00:27:55Jeffrey Mickey Henson.
00:27:57I find it very hard to believe
00:27:58that Rob Conway wasted time
00:28:00talking to you, King.
00:28:01Oh, is that right?
00:28:02I'll take your word for it.
00:28:03Is that right?
00:28:05Coach, you're the one that picked
00:28:06Gregory Helms to beat me last night, right?
00:28:08Your head's bald on the inside
00:28:10as well as the outside, isn't it?
00:28:11I'm not going to respond to that.
00:28:12You can hear the chants of Eddie
00:28:14ringing out here in Hershey, Pennsylvania,
00:28:16a tribute to the late Uncle Eddie.
00:28:19Chavo Guerrero's Uncle Eddie Guerrero.
00:28:25Nice move there.
00:28:26Nice reversal, but...
00:28:27Oh!
00:28:28And did that enziguri ever find the mark
00:28:31as Rob Conway tumbles out
00:28:33onto the floor right in front of us?
00:28:35And that had to dim the lights of Rob Conway.
00:28:38Look out, incoming!
00:28:39Oh, man.
00:28:40Up and over goes Chavo Guerrero
00:28:42with the Pescado.
00:28:44Well, obviously, they've turned up
00:28:45the level of their play.
00:28:46Chavo was in the Royal Rumble back in 2003.
00:28:49Rob Conway has never been in a Royal Rumble match.
00:28:53And you can bet that Chavo Guerrero
00:28:55would love to follow in the footsteps
00:28:56of his Uncle Eddie Guerrero
00:28:57and be WWE Champion someday.
00:29:00Uh-oh, but he has to win the Royal Rumble
00:29:03to get that title shot
00:29:04and to get in the Royal Rumble.
00:29:05He's got to defeat Rob Conway here tonight
00:29:07live on Raw.
00:29:08And as they say, anything can happen
00:29:10when you're in the Royal Rumble match.
00:29:12Anything can happen at any time here in WWE.
00:29:14We found that out last night.
00:29:16We're going to find it out
00:29:17big time later on tonight.
00:29:18Oh, baby, I can't wait for that, King.
00:29:20A live sex celebration.
00:29:24Oh, nice dropkick.
00:29:25What a beautiful standing dropkick.
00:29:27Cover, hook of the leg.
00:29:28Two and no!
00:29:30Coach, I just like the sound of that.
00:29:32Say it one more time.
00:29:33What do we got to see tonight?
00:29:34Okay, I'll say it.
00:29:35Live sex celebration.
00:29:39A live sex, excuse me,
00:29:41championship celebration.
00:29:43That sounds even better.
00:29:47Beautiful high cross body.
00:29:48Rob Conway rolls through.
00:29:50No, shoulder up.
00:29:54I'll ask you a question in a minute.
00:29:56Wow, nice move there.
00:29:57Are you excited about the live sex celebration
00:29:59that's going to be taking place?
00:30:00Hey, he's already faded twice.
00:30:02Don't ask him that, King.
00:30:03I can't fathom that.
00:30:04I'm like sex.
00:30:05I've been married a long time.
00:30:06I got a two-year-old at home.
00:30:07I haven't had private sex in many years.
00:30:09Okay, okay, we need more information.
00:30:15Chavo Guerrero now spinning those hips.
00:30:18A tribute to his Uncle Eddie, the Three Amigos.
00:30:21And this crowd very appreciative
00:30:23of what Chavo Guerrero is doing.
00:30:27You got to respect that.
00:30:31What's he going to do now?
00:30:32Chavo Guerrero may be feeling froggy here.
00:30:34He's ascending the turnbuckles.
00:30:38But has he wasted too much time here?
00:30:43We're going to find out momentarily.
00:30:45He hit it.
00:30:46Frog Splash connects.
00:30:47Two, and Chavo Guerrero is going to the Royal Rumble.
00:30:57Chavo Guerrero has just qualified
00:30:59for the Royal Rumble matchup.
00:31:01Sunday night, January 29th.
00:31:03With regulation.
00:31:04If you've ever felt good for somebody
00:31:06right now, you've got to feel great
00:31:08for Chavo Guerrero.
00:31:09Well, that's one of the 15 superstars
00:31:11that are going to be in the Royal Rumble
00:31:13from RAW, and of course,
00:31:1415 superstars from SmackDown.
00:31:17Well, you talk about RAW superstars
00:31:19still to come here tonight right here on RAW.
00:31:22Boy, I tell you what,
00:31:23I don't know how it gets any better than this.
00:31:24Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle
00:31:26will team up to take on Carlito
00:31:28and Chris Bassett.
00:31:29My question is,
00:31:30can either one of these two teams
00:31:32get along?
00:31:33That match is going to be next.
00:31:34Well, you say you don't know
00:31:35how it gets any better than that.
00:31:36This is how Edge and Lita live sex.
00:31:40A live sex celebration
00:31:42right here tonight on RAW.
00:31:44That's how it gets better than that, Coach.
00:31:46Boy, I can't wait.
00:31:50There you have it.
00:31:51Last year, Money in the Bank match
00:31:53won by Edge.
00:31:54He had the right to challenge the champion
00:31:55any place at any time,
00:31:57and he did it last night
00:31:58after John Cena had survived
00:32:00the Elimination Chamber.
00:32:01Well, he held on to that briefcase
00:32:03quite frankly longer than I would,
00:32:05but he did pick the right time,
00:32:06in my opinion, to cash it in.
00:32:08And now Edge, the new WWE champion,
00:32:10very happy about it.
00:32:11Even happier later on tonight,
00:32:13although we know now at Royal Rumble
00:32:14the WWE title is on the line
00:32:16in a rematch.
00:32:17Uh-oh.
00:32:18Uh-oh.
00:32:19Shawn Michaels.
00:32:30Last night,
00:32:33I had John Cena ready to tap out,
00:32:35and you might know where you're going.
00:32:38And that's right.
00:32:39I kicked you in the face
00:32:40only after you ran me
00:32:43into the chamber
00:32:44and busted my head open.
00:32:46You need to remember that was last night,
00:32:48and if you recall,
00:32:49neither one of us
00:32:50walked out of that ring
00:32:51with the WWE championship.
00:32:53And tonight, you and I
00:32:55have bigger things to worry about.
00:32:57Last night, we were opponents.
00:32:59Tonight,
00:33:01Vince McMahon has made us partners.
00:33:04Tag team partners.
00:33:05Isn't that great?
00:33:07Now,
00:33:08can I trust you?
00:33:14Can you trust me?
00:33:19Shawn,
00:33:20you see this?
00:33:21That's an Olympic gold medal.
00:33:24I'm full of integrity.
00:33:28Now, you're the heartbreak kid, right?
00:33:30You're notorious
00:33:31for stabbing people in the back.
00:33:33The question is,
00:33:34can I trust you?
00:33:37And you know something?
00:33:39Vince McMahon's zero tolerance policy,
00:33:41it applies to him.
00:33:43Well, tonight,
00:33:44without a doubt,
00:33:45it applies to me, too.
00:33:47And don't forget that.
00:33:56And you know what?
00:33:57I really did good last night, didn't I?
00:33:59Yes, my baby did.
00:34:00I told you,
00:34:01everything's gonna be better
00:34:02with Mama here.
00:34:03Didn't I?
00:34:04Yes, ma'am.
00:34:05You sure did.
00:34:06Baby,
00:34:07does that boy wrestle here?
00:34:09Yes, Mama.
00:34:10That's Val.
00:34:11Excuse me.
00:34:12I don't know you,
00:34:14but I know your face.
00:34:16I'm Shelton Benjamin's mama.
00:34:18Really?
00:34:19Shelton Benjamin's mom?
00:34:20Pleasure to meet you.
00:34:21I'm Val Venus.
00:34:22Oh, yes.
00:34:23I have seen you in a movie or two.
00:34:26I believe so.
00:34:27Wait a minute.
00:34:28Mama.
00:34:29Shh.
00:34:30Baby, Mama talking.
00:34:31Well, you know,
00:34:32I've done quite a few adult films.
00:34:33Let me think.
00:34:34Shaving Ryan's privates?
00:34:36Glad He Ate Her?
00:34:38How about Harry Twotter?
00:34:40Harry Twot...
00:34:41Let me tell you something.
00:34:42I ain't never seen you before.
00:34:43I don't know what you're trying to insinuate,
00:34:45but I'm a good Christian woman.
00:34:46Do you hang with him?
00:34:47No, no, no.
00:34:48He ain't no good.
00:34:49Let me tell you something.
00:34:50You don't hang around no home-mongers.
00:34:51You get your tail over here.
00:34:52Let me tell you something, mister.
00:34:53You going to hell.
00:34:57You going to hell tonight.
00:35:05I've just been in the face of people
00:35:07who don't want to be cool.
00:35:09Well, what does Shelton's Mama mean by that?
00:35:12You don't want to be cool?
00:35:14No.
00:35:15It seems to me that Shelton's Mama
00:35:17has been watching her own kind of film.
00:35:18I guess so.
00:35:19...is skimming for one fall.
00:35:21Introducing first,
00:35:22weighing in at 220 pounds,
00:35:25Carlito!
00:35:28And last night, Carlito and the Masterpiece
00:35:31Chris Masters made a pact.
00:35:33They made a pact to stick with one another,
00:35:35so one of them would emerge from the Elimination Chamber
00:35:38as WWE Champion,
00:35:39but Carlito double-crossed the Masterpiece.
00:35:42Yes, he did.
00:35:43And as we saw earlier,
00:35:44Chris is not too happy about that.
00:35:46Let me just say that tonight,
00:35:47Raw is being brought to you live by Snickers,
00:35:50to remind you that it's only satisfying if you eat it.
00:35:54And Chris Masters very clearly...
00:35:56Sorry.
00:36:08The Masterpiece was very, very upset with Carlito.
00:36:12Yes, he was.
00:36:13He said if he couldn't trust Carlito tonight,
00:36:15he would put Carlito in the Masterpiece.
00:36:25How could he possibly...
00:36:27I'm tired of listening.
00:36:28How could he possibly trust Carlito
00:36:30after what happened last night in the Elimination Chamber?
00:36:35He's gonna have to,
00:36:37but when these two were working together,
00:36:39when these two were on the same page,
00:36:41I tell you what, they really got it done.
00:36:44And let's go back to last night
00:36:45and show everybody exactly what we're talking about.
00:36:47Oh, yeah, they looked like a world-class tandem last night.
00:36:51They looked fantastic working together.
00:36:53They looked fantastic working together last night
00:36:55in the Elimination Chamber
00:36:56when they were working together.
00:37:00Well, as you can see there,
00:37:01Kane was just about to deliver some bad news to Carlito,
00:37:05but Chris Masters, well, the team worked well
00:37:08and they eliminated Kane.
00:37:10Like I said, when the two guys were on the same page,
00:37:13everything clicked.
00:37:14And then they eliminated Shawn Michaels.
00:37:16Yeah, it was beautiful to see.
00:37:18And you gotta wonder
00:37:19if Carlito would not have double-crossed Chris Masters,
00:37:22what exactly would have happened?
00:37:24Hey, wait a minute.
00:37:25We'll never know.
00:37:27Can these two work together as a team?
00:37:30We are going to find out live next.
00:37:36We're back live and you see The Masterpiece
00:37:38and Carlito still trying to iron out their differences
00:37:41from last night in the Elimination Chamber
00:37:43when Carlito double-crossed The Masterpiece
00:37:46and probably caught both of them a shot
00:37:48at being WWE champions.
00:37:52And in 2013-2012,
00:37:54we'll be beholding a memorable
00:37:56and a very memorable victory,
00:37:58Kurt Angle.
00:38:00Well, here's a man who's not too pleased
00:38:02about the fact that he was the very first man
00:38:05eliminated last night in the Elimination Chamber.
00:38:08I think that shocked the world as well.
00:38:09You're right, it certainly shocked me.
00:38:11I would have never, as a matter of fact,
00:38:12you and I talked before that, Coach.
00:38:14I picked Kurt Angle to emerge from the Elimination Chamber
00:38:17victorious and instead,
00:38:19the first man eliminated.
00:38:23Kurt Angle does not like to be embarrassed.
00:38:25I think last night he felt embarrassed.
00:38:32And his tag team partner
00:38:34from San Antonio, Texas,
00:38:37The Heartbreak Kid,
00:38:40Shawn Michaels!
00:38:44Well, Shawn Michaels certainly not on the same,
00:38:47we're going to wonder if he's going to be
00:38:48on the same page with Kurt Angle,
00:38:49but he's certainly not on the same page
00:38:51with Vince McMahon.
00:38:53And now McMahon has given Shawn Michaels
00:38:55first angle as a partner here tonight.
00:38:58Whoa.
00:38:59A little bit of a question,
00:39:00we've got four superstars involved in this matchup
00:39:02and can any of them
00:39:04talk to their tag team partner?
00:39:06I would tend to say no,
00:39:09but then again,
00:39:10Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle,
00:39:11they're veterans.
00:39:12Maybe they can see past their differences
00:39:14to get along for the next,
00:39:16however long this match takes place.
00:39:18Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:19If my memory serves me well,
00:39:20I realize that Kurt and Shawn are the veterans,
00:39:22but Masters and Carlito,
00:39:24they've tagged together before
00:39:26and they even beat the team of
00:39:27Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair.
00:39:29You talk about veterans.
00:39:30Hey, hey, hey, Dave.
00:39:31Yeah.
00:39:32Dave, Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair,
00:39:33I mean, I mean,
00:39:34it's so far past the prime,
00:39:35you can't even see the state.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:38We're talking about Kurt Angle here.
00:39:40Of course,
00:39:41that was before what happened
00:39:42last night at New Year's Revolution.
00:39:44No matter how many questions we ask
00:39:46and try to figure out the answers,
00:39:48after last night,
00:39:49the only thing that's certain here in WWE
00:39:51is uncertainty.
00:39:56I don't think they'll argue,
00:39:57but they're already arguing over
00:39:58who's going to start the match.
00:39:59This is not a good match.
00:40:00And Carlito and Chris Masters,
00:40:02the Masterpiece,
00:40:03aren't going to wait for Shawn Michaels
00:40:04and Kurt Angle to come to an agreement.
00:40:09It's been a great rivalry
00:40:11between Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle,
00:40:13now tag team partners,
00:40:15and the Masterpiece,
00:40:16Chris Masters and Carlito,
00:40:17who were working phenomenally
00:40:18as a team last night
00:40:19until the double cross by Carlito.
00:40:21Well, this is supposed to be
00:40:23a tag team match, isn't it?
00:40:25All four men in the ring at once.
00:40:27At some point,
00:40:28regardless of how great
00:40:29all four individual superstars are,
00:40:31at some point,
00:40:32one of these two teams
00:40:33is going to have an advantage
00:40:34because they decide they can't contest.
00:40:36Exactly,
00:40:37but when you just look at it right now,
00:40:38has there ever been a greater tag team
00:40:40when you look at it on paper
00:40:42than Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle?
00:40:44I mean, it really is.
00:40:45You know, Joe,
00:40:46you said somebody has an advantage
00:40:48in this match.
00:40:49Actually, all four men
00:40:50are at a disadvantage.
00:40:51After the beating,
00:40:52I mean, do you realize
00:40:53all four of these guys
00:40:54were in that brutal elimination chamber
00:40:56last night?
00:40:57And to a man,
00:40:58today, they were all
00:40:59moving a little bit slower,
00:41:01a little bit more gingerly
00:41:02than they were before
00:41:03that elimination chamber.
00:41:04I'm surprised any of them
00:41:05are even still moving.
00:41:06It's amazing.
00:41:07They're amazing athletes.
00:41:08Last night in the elimination chamber,
00:41:09Kurt Angle catapulted Shawn Michaels
00:41:12into the steel chain,
00:41:13making up the chamber,
00:41:14busting a wide open.
00:41:15Shawn Michaels bleeding everywhere.
00:41:16As a result,
00:41:17Shawn Michaels eliminated
00:41:18Kurt Angle from the elimination chamber.
00:41:19That's why those two
00:41:20may not be able
00:41:21to coexist as a team.
00:41:22And of course,
00:41:23the double cross
00:41:24by Carlito on Chris Masters
00:41:26that cost them both
00:41:27the WWE championship.
00:41:28And Joe,
00:41:29take a breath, kid.
00:41:30When there's nothing to be said,
00:41:31you're still standing.
00:41:32I'm very excited.
00:41:33I'm very excited.
00:41:34We get that.
00:41:35We heard you.
00:41:36Didn't understand you,
00:41:37but we heard you.
00:41:39Well, here comes the Olympic champion.
00:41:42This should be interesting here.
00:41:45This is the night of firsts.
00:41:47Just like Mr. McMahon said,
00:41:48he's in the making moments,
00:41:49and this is the first time
00:41:50we've ever seen this tag match.
00:41:54You know what it is?
00:41:55What?
00:41:56Joey, relax.
00:41:57I wasn't done yet.
00:41:58And this is the first time
00:41:59we're going to see a live
00:42:00sex championship celebration
00:42:03live on Raw.
00:42:04That's the first
00:42:05I'm really excited about.
00:42:06Joey, one question for you.
00:42:08Do you even know the meaning
00:42:09of the word menage a trois?
00:42:11I'll tell you what it means.
00:42:12Kodak moments.
00:42:13Kodak moments.
00:42:14We're going to see that later.
00:42:16I brought my digital.
00:42:19That was the quickest
00:42:20fireman's carry takeover
00:42:21I have ever seen.
00:42:22Unbelievable by the
00:42:23wrestling machine, Kodak.
00:42:27The question is,
00:42:28at some point,
00:42:29it seems like it's
00:42:30almost inevitable that
00:42:31somebody's going to
00:42:32screw their partner.
00:42:33Why?
00:42:34Why does that have to happen?
00:42:35It doesn't have to happen.
00:42:36These guys are professionals.
00:42:37They know what they're doing.
00:42:39That's during the
00:42:40championship celebration
00:42:41that somebody's going to
00:42:42screw their partner.
00:42:43Not in this match.
00:42:45I walked right into that one,
00:42:46didn't I?
00:42:47Everybody.
00:42:48Whoa, look out here.
00:42:50Great counter by Carlito.
00:42:51Everybody in this match
00:42:52has a tremendous amount
00:42:53of pride.
00:42:54They don't want to
00:42:55lose a match,
00:42:56no matter how big the match,
00:42:57how small the match.
00:42:58Nobody wants to lose
00:42:59in the WWE Championship.
00:43:00You do not want to get
00:43:01that blemish on your record,
00:43:02no doubt about it, K.
00:43:04About my record,
00:43:05it's about six inches.
00:43:06A blemish, don't you?
00:43:07It's only a matter of time.
00:43:08Look at that.
00:43:10Oh, my gosh.
00:43:11Oh, my God.
00:43:12What a clothesline!
00:43:13Cover!
00:43:15Two and no!
00:43:16I told you, Styles,
00:43:17that Angle wasn't happy
00:43:18about last night.
00:43:19You can see it
00:43:20in the way that he's
00:43:21performing here tonight.
00:43:23I don't remember the last time
00:43:24we saw Kurt Angle
00:43:25happy about anything.
00:43:28That's a good point, too.
00:43:33Shawn Michaels' last night
00:43:34was literally a bloody mess.
00:43:36What about when his face
00:43:37just planted
00:43:39up against that chamber
00:43:40and made that...
00:43:42Oh, man.
00:43:44The flesh on the face
00:43:45of Shawn Michaels
00:43:46was split wide open
00:43:47as soon as it hit
00:43:48the steel chain
00:43:49making up the Elimination Chamber
00:43:50last night
00:43:51thanks to
00:43:52his tag team partner
00:43:53tonight, Kurt Angle.
00:43:56Listen to those chops.
00:43:57Oh, he is
00:43:58lighting up Chris Masters.
00:43:59He's got a big target
00:44:00chopping Masters
00:44:01in the chest, too.
00:44:03You know, Chris Masters
00:44:04for all the talent
00:44:05that he has
00:44:06really did an education
00:44:07the last couple of months
00:44:09being in there
00:44:10with the likes of Kurt Angle
00:44:11and Shawn Michaels
00:44:12each and every night.
00:44:15You made a good point
00:44:16that none of these superstars
00:44:17wants to be on the losing end
00:44:18of a matchup,
00:44:19but also would you agree
00:44:20that they're so prideful
00:44:21that all of them
00:44:22want to be the one
00:44:23to get the pinfall
00:44:24even if it means
00:44:25showing up
00:44:26their tag team partner.
00:44:27Oh, yeah.
00:44:28That's like
00:44:29a little extra bonus.
00:44:30I don't mean to stir the pot,
00:44:31but I'm stirring the pot.
00:44:32Sure you don't.
00:44:34You know,
00:44:35for one thing,
00:44:36I'm just thinking about
00:44:37later on tonight
00:44:38how the roof is going to
00:44:39blow off this place.
00:44:40A lot of other things
00:44:41are going to blow off
00:44:42when Edge comes down
00:44:43for that 5'6 celebration.
00:44:45Oh, man.
00:44:46And Lita looked ready
00:44:47to go earlier, too.
00:44:48He's got to be excited.
00:44:50We finally have a champion
00:44:51in my opinion
00:44:52that we can be proud of.
00:44:53Lita Edge's
00:44:54previously enjoyed
00:44:55companion is always
00:44:56ready to go.
00:44:58Yeah, but now that
00:44:59Edge is champion,
00:45:00you know she's going to
00:45:01step up her game.
00:45:02Great rotation on that
00:45:03power slam by
00:45:04the Masterpiece.
00:45:06He's sizing up
00:45:07Kurt Angle for the
00:45:08Masterpiece.
00:45:09All four of these guys
00:45:10wanted to be champion.
00:45:11Masterlock!
00:45:12Nope, didn't get him yet.
00:45:13Look at this!
00:45:14Great counter by
00:45:15Kurt Angle!
00:45:16German suplex
00:45:17beautifully done
00:45:18by the wrestling machine.
00:45:19That's how you
00:45:20counter the Masterlock.
00:45:21Kurt Angle won
00:45:22the Olympic gold medal
00:45:23with a broken neck.
00:45:24He's had a history
00:45:25of neck injuries.
00:45:26He doesn't ever want
00:45:27to be in the Masterlock
00:45:28and now hits that
00:45:29steel chin post
00:45:30and goes all the way
00:45:31and nailed that
00:45:32shoulder hard
00:45:33and ate down it.
00:45:34So has Shawn Michaels
00:45:35and right now Carlitos
00:45:36and Chris Masters
00:45:37are working beautifully together.
00:45:38Don't you talk about
00:45:39the veteran team.
00:45:40What the hell are you doing?
00:45:41What the hell are you doing?
00:45:42What the hell are you doing?
00:45:43You're supposed to
00:45:44block me up.
00:45:45You're supposed to
00:45:46block me up.
00:45:47You're supposed to
00:45:48shake me up.
00:45:49Carlitos, we got to
00:45:50make this work.
00:45:51Come on, let me work.
00:45:52Don't play this camp on me.
00:45:53Does that do anything?
00:45:54Bullshit.
00:45:55You didn't even
00:45:56do the...
00:45:58Wow.
00:45:59Monday Night Raw
00:46:00live from Hershey,
00:46:01Pennsylvania.
00:46:02Shawn Michaels
00:46:03and Kurt Angle
00:46:04tag team partner
00:46:05taking on the team
00:46:06of Carlito and Chris Masters
00:46:07and the question is
00:46:08can any of these men
00:46:09trust their tag team
00:46:10partner tonight?
00:46:11And up until this point
00:46:12both teams have
00:46:13performed very well
00:46:14together.
00:46:15Well the question
00:46:16in my mind was
00:46:17how is this young
00:46:18upstart team of
00:46:19Carlito and the
00:46:20Masterpiece
00:46:21going to fare against
00:46:22these two veterans?
00:46:23Shawn Michaels and
00:46:24Kurt Angle so far
00:46:25very well.
00:46:26I think so far
00:46:27that they've
00:46:28outshone the
00:46:29Kurt Angle and
00:46:30Angle.
00:46:31What a suplex
00:46:32by the wrestling
00:46:33machine
00:46:34Kurt Angle.
00:46:35He just threw
00:46:36Carlito.
00:46:37And last night
00:46:38the Masterpiece
00:46:39and Carlito
00:46:40proved that when
00:46:41they are working
00:46:42together they're
00:46:43fantastic.
00:46:44They eliminated Kane,
00:46:45they eliminated
00:46:46Shawn Michaels who's
00:46:47in this matchup
00:46:48here tonight.
00:46:49There's no doubt
00:46:50both these men
00:46:51have unbelievable
00:46:52talent.
00:46:53They're young,
00:46:54they're gifted
00:46:55and you've got to
00:46:56harness them
00:46:57at the right time.
00:46:58Wow!
00:47:02Listen to those chops!
00:47:03And Shawn Michaels
00:47:04has not forgotten
00:47:05that last night.
00:47:07Wait a minute,
00:47:08Shawn Michaels is up!
00:47:09No, Masters is down!
00:47:13Grave close landed,
00:47:14down goes Masters,
00:47:15down goes Carlito.
00:47:17Shawn Michaels has
00:47:18not forgotten that
00:47:19Carlito and the
00:47:20Masterpiece eliminated
00:47:21him from the
00:47:22elimination chamber
00:47:23last night at New
00:47:24Year's Revolution.
00:47:25It's amazing how
00:47:26creative an athlete
00:47:27the beating he took
00:47:28last night and to
00:47:29compete like this
00:47:30here tonight.
00:47:31He is on fire
00:47:32at the moment
00:47:33and if he hits this
00:47:35and he did!
00:47:36And he does!
00:47:37Right to the
00:47:38sternum of the
00:47:39Masterpiece!
00:47:43The band is,
00:47:44uh, shall we say
00:47:45tuning up gentlemen?
00:47:47I think all the
00:47:49the instruments
00:47:50are out, yes.
00:47:55Shawn Michaels
00:47:56turning up the band!
00:47:58Now Carlito!
00:47:59Masters hanging on
00:48:00to the referee
00:48:01and now Carlito
00:48:02doing it!
00:48:07And the band has
00:48:08come to a screeching
00:48:09halt thanks to Carlito
00:48:10who just saved his tag
00:48:11team partner
00:48:12the Masterpiece.
00:48:13And what another
00:48:14brilliant move by
00:48:15both of these men.
00:48:16Carlito just
00:48:17waiting in the wings.
00:48:19That was the least
00:48:20Carlito could do
00:48:21for Chris Masters
00:48:22after a couple of
00:48:23crosses last night
00:48:24in the elimination
00:48:25matchup.
00:48:26Can't you let it go
00:48:27and move on the
00:48:28path of the past?
00:48:33Carlito and the
00:48:34Masterpiece.
00:48:35Did you hear this
00:48:36chant from this crowd
00:48:37here?
00:48:38That's not good.
00:48:41The picture I'm
00:48:42looking at right now
00:48:43is very cool.
00:48:44Carlito in complete
00:48:45control of the
00:48:46Heartbreak Kid.
00:48:48As I said earlier
00:48:49Carlito and the
00:48:50Masterpiece
00:48:51certainly an
00:48:52impressive team
00:48:53but I want to tell you
00:48:54I like the looks of
00:48:55the team of HBK
00:48:56and Kurt Angle.
00:48:57Not too crazy about
00:48:58Daivari being in
00:48:59their corner but
00:49:00can you imagine?
00:49:01I mean if they could
00:49:02somehow manage to
00:49:03get along,
00:49:04what a formidable
00:49:05team they would make.
00:49:07Well it needs some
00:49:08good tag team when
00:49:09you've got the likes
00:49:10of Payne and the
00:49:11Big Show.
00:49:12Beautiful standing
00:49:13dropkick by Carlito.
00:49:14Perfect timing.
00:49:15Right on the money.
00:49:16Will it be enough?
00:49:17Cover hook to the leg.
00:49:18Two and no.
00:49:19Left shoulder.
00:49:20Two count.
00:49:21Referee Jack Jones.
00:49:22I think Carlito and
00:49:23the Masters have
00:49:24undoubtedly last night
00:49:25and tonight proven
00:49:26that they can
00:49:27really run with
00:49:28the Big Dough.
00:49:30There's some blood
00:49:31trickling from the
00:49:32forehead of Shawn
00:49:33Michaels.
00:49:34Last lacerations
00:49:35from last night
00:49:36Elimination Chamber.
00:49:37That was inevitable.
00:49:38Now we've got the
00:49:39HBK's here.
00:49:42How about that
00:49:43hair coach?
00:49:45I love the hair.
00:49:46I know.
00:49:47I think that look
00:49:48would look good on you.
00:49:49I'm going to go
00:49:50and have a
00:49:51big advance.
00:49:53I can grow it
00:49:54if I want to.
00:49:58I don't know how
00:49:59else to say it
00:50:00but a nice move
00:50:01from Carlito.
00:50:02It's a beautiful move
00:50:03at this time.
00:50:04Shawn Michaels took
00:50:05a big time beating
00:50:06to that lower back
00:50:07just 24 hours ago.
00:50:08He's got a history
00:50:09of back injuries
00:50:10to Shawn Michaels
00:50:11and actually took
00:50:12him out of WWE
00:50:13for several years.
00:50:14Carlito is a very
00:50:15innovative and
00:50:16effective backbreaker
00:50:17on the heartbreak
00:50:18kid Shawn Michaels.
00:50:20He's got a handful
00:50:21of hair.
00:50:22Is that why he
00:50:23eliminated Shawn Michaels
00:50:24last night?
00:50:25No!
00:50:26Shawn Michaels
00:50:27shoves him off!
00:50:28A desperation
00:50:29backbreaker.
00:50:30Desperation is the
00:50:31word, you're right.
00:50:32Shawn Michaels
00:50:33is all courage,
00:50:34all heart,
00:50:35wrestling on instinct
00:50:36right now.
00:50:37Has to make a tag
00:50:38to his partner
00:50:39Kurt Angle.
00:50:40And Kurt Angle
00:50:41is fresh.
00:50:42And look at
00:50:43Carlito grasping
00:50:44it all the way.
00:50:45Kurt Angle just
00:50:46left Shawn Michaels
00:50:47high and dry
00:50:48in the corner.
00:50:49Was that
00:50:50a throw?
00:50:51Somebody's saying
00:50:52something to
00:50:53the barriere
00:50:54Kurt Angle.
00:50:55That must be
00:50:56very important
00:50:57I'm sure.
00:50:58And Carlito
00:50:59and the Masterpiece
00:51:00working well
00:51:01as a tag team.
00:51:02Carlito dragging
00:51:03Shawn Michaels
00:51:04back into the air
00:51:05corner.
00:51:06And there's the
00:51:07tag to the Masterpiece.
00:51:08That's how tag team
00:51:09partners are
00:51:10supposed to work.
00:51:11Well Joey,
00:51:12I guess you
00:51:13predicted this
00:51:14correctly.
00:51:15It doesn't look
00:51:16like Angle and
00:51:17HBK are going to
00:51:18survive this.
00:51:19Unbelievable power
00:51:20being shown
00:51:21by the Masterpiece.
00:51:23Who turned
00:51:2423 years old
00:51:25last night.
00:51:27Awesome.
00:51:28Awesome.
00:51:29Here we go.
00:51:30The Master Locks.
00:51:31Calling for the
00:51:32Master Lock
00:51:33on the Heartbreak Kid.
00:51:34It's a bad
00:51:35omen.
00:51:36No one
00:51:37has broken
00:51:38Kurt Angle.
00:51:39Does he have
00:51:40a broken nail
00:51:41there or something?
00:51:42Oh, look at this.
00:51:43Attack lock or something?
00:51:44He's not even
00:51:45paying attention.
00:51:46Shawn Michaels
00:51:47escapes the Master Locks.
00:51:48Big DDT.
00:51:49Big DDT.
00:51:50Shawn Michaels
00:51:51may have borrowed
00:51:52from a few moments.
00:51:53What he's got to do
00:51:54now is tag in
00:51:55Kurt Angle.
00:51:56Shawn Michaels
00:51:57still bleeding
00:51:58from the fresh
00:51:59lacerations from
00:52:00last night.
00:52:01His mind is
00:52:02obviously not on
00:52:03this match.
00:52:04We talked about
00:52:05the fact that
00:52:06those lights
00:52:07tonight,
00:52:08they're awful bright.
00:52:09Sometimes they get
00:52:10in your eyes
00:52:11and right now
00:52:12they're actually
00:52:13Kurt Angle.
00:52:14Now somebody's
00:52:15just tagging
00:52:16Kurt Angle again.
00:52:17Shawn Michaels
00:52:18is hanging up
00:52:19with Kurt Angle
00:52:20leaving him
00:52:21hanging out
00:52:22to dry.
00:52:23Sweet shit music
00:52:24and another tag team
00:52:25partner,
00:52:26Kurt Angle.
00:52:27That was
00:52:28completely uncalled
00:52:29for.
00:52:30And I think
00:52:31the referee said
00:52:32that those
00:52:33blows between
00:52:34Shawn and
00:52:35Kurt
00:52:36constituted
00:52:37an attack.
00:52:38Kurt is
00:52:39a legal man
00:52:40now.
00:52:41And now the
00:52:42Master Lock
00:52:43being put on
00:52:44Kurt Angle.
00:52:45What an opportunist
00:52:46Chris Masters
00:52:47is right now.
00:52:48Kurt Angle
00:52:49was knocked silly
00:52:50by sweet shit music
00:52:51in his head.
00:52:52And the history
00:52:53of neck injuries
00:52:54is no match
00:52:55for the Master Lock.
00:52:56I think he's out.
00:52:57I think,
00:52:58I think he's out.
00:52:59Shawn Michaels
00:53:00is saying
00:53:01I guess
00:53:02bye-bye.
00:53:03Night-night
00:53:04says
00:53:05Shawn Michaels
00:53:06to his tag team
00:53:07partner,
00:53:08Kurt Angle
00:53:09who has
00:53:10gone limp
00:53:11in the Master Lock.
00:53:12Listen you son of a bitch
00:53:13who woke up
00:53:14and went down
00:53:15was
00:53:18what was
00:53:19tremendous.
00:53:20Shawn Michaels
00:53:21has now
00:53:22superkicked
00:53:23Kurt Angle
00:53:24and Navarro
00:53:25for no reason.
00:53:26And the Master Lock
00:53:27is still on
00:53:28Kurt Angle
00:53:29who has
00:53:30refused to submit.
00:53:31Now he has.
00:53:32I don't think he
00:53:33he didn't
00:53:34verbally submit.
00:53:35He
00:53:36cast out
00:53:37the pain
00:53:38and went limp.
00:53:39Carlito
00:53:40and the
00:53:41Masterpiece
00:53:42Chris Masters.
00:53:43Hey guys
00:53:45and this has got to be
00:53:46the biggest win
00:53:48in Chris Masters
00:53:49and Carlito's
00:53:50young career.
00:53:56Shawn Michaels
00:53:57just absolutely
00:53:58screwed his partner
00:53:59Kurt Angle.
00:54:00What?
00:54:01Is that the way
00:54:02you see it?
00:54:03That's the way
00:54:04the whole world saw it.
00:54:05Everybody saw it that way.
00:54:07I'll prove it to you.
00:54:08I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:54:09Shawn Michaels
00:54:10tried to work
00:54:11as a team with
00:54:12Kurt Angle
00:54:13and he walked away
00:54:14from the corner
00:54:15and refused to tag.
00:54:16Look at Kurt.
00:54:17Kurt Angle did
00:54:18absolutely nothing
00:54:19to his partner
00:54:20Shawn Michaels.
00:54:21Yeah, including
00:54:22not tagging him.
00:54:24Kurt Angle
00:54:25and Shawn Michaels
00:54:26will never be able
00:54:27to coexist.
00:54:29Man.
00:54:33Well, see what you want.
00:54:35But you see the two men
00:54:36walking up
00:54:37as ever victorious
00:54:38Chris Masters and Carlito.
00:54:40And here's what
00:54:41I'm talking about.
00:54:42This is where
00:54:43Shawn Michaels proves
00:54:44Kurt Angle.
00:54:45I know.
00:54:46You're kidding me.
00:54:47Kurt Angle has refused
00:54:48to tag Shawn Michaels
00:54:49about four times.
00:54:50Shawn finally
00:54:51draws Kurt into the ring
00:54:52and delivers
00:54:53some well-deserved
00:54:54sweet shit music.
00:54:55And this is even
00:54:56better right here.
00:54:57You think
00:54:58Javar really deserved that?
00:54:59Yes, of course.
00:55:01Man, you guys
00:55:02are too much for Shawn.
00:55:04Kurt Angle is irate
00:55:05more so than usual.
00:55:07And every bit
00:55:08of that intensity
00:55:09directed at
00:55:10Shawn Michaels.
00:55:12But still to come,
00:55:13gentlemen.
00:55:14Oh!
00:55:15I can hardly wait.
00:55:16You're talking
00:55:17about intensity?
00:55:18Live sex celebration.
00:55:19That's right.
00:55:20You see it live
00:55:21on your screen.
00:55:22That's what we're
00:55:23going to have here
00:55:24tonight on Raw.
00:55:25Live sex.
00:55:26Lita and Edge.
00:55:27What a celebration.
00:55:31Hey, Shawn.
00:55:32Shawn.
00:55:33Shawn.
00:55:34Shawn.
00:55:35Oh, my God.
00:55:36You okay?
00:55:37My God,
00:55:38you busted open again.
00:55:39I mean,
00:55:40not as bad
00:55:41as last night,
00:55:42but look at you.
00:55:43You're a mess.
00:55:44And, um,
00:55:45but notwithstanding that,
00:55:46you, uh,
00:55:48you think
00:55:49you kind of got
00:55:50won over on me
00:55:51tonight?
00:55:52Is that what you're
00:55:53kind of feeling?
00:55:54Right?
00:55:55You left Kurt Angle
00:55:56out there all by himself.
00:55:57That's you.
00:55:58That's the real you
00:55:59in it, huh?
00:56:00Stab your partner
00:56:01right in the back
00:56:02and twist it a little bit.
00:56:03Feels good, huh?
00:56:04That's that old
00:56:05Shawn Michaels.
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07That's the guy
00:56:08I'm looking for.
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:10I bet, I bet
00:56:11it's that same guy
00:56:12I see next week.
00:56:13You see, uh,
00:56:14you can trust me.
00:56:15You couldn't trust Kurt
00:56:16and he couldn't trust you,
00:56:17but you can trust me
00:56:18to make the very best matches,
00:56:21the very best RAW
00:56:23each and every week.
00:56:25That's why
00:56:26next week
00:56:28it's you
00:56:29versus Kurt Angle
00:56:31one-on-one.
00:56:33And, um,
00:56:34let's see.
00:56:35The score is pretty much even.
00:56:36You've had a victory over Kurt.
00:56:38He's had a victory over you.
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:41I think maybe next week,
00:56:43next week we'll be moving on.
00:56:45Okay?
00:56:46Have a good night.
00:56:47Oh, and
00:56:48take care of that.
00:56:49That looks nasty.
00:56:58And what a matchup
00:56:59that's going to be next week.
00:57:01Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle,
00:57:02but tonight,
00:57:03Monday Night RAW
00:57:04is live from the chocolate capital
00:57:06of the world, Hershey, Pennsylvania.
00:57:10Ladies and gentlemen,
00:57:11my guest at this time,
00:57:12none other than the man
00:57:13who defeated the big show
00:57:14last night at New Year's Revolution,
00:57:16The Game, Triple H.
00:57:18And, Triple H,
00:57:19last night had to go
00:57:20exactly how you...
00:57:21No, last night.
00:57:22How about last night, Todd, huh?
00:57:24Last night, the night
00:57:25that shook up the world.
00:57:27Last night,
00:57:28the guy that was on top
00:57:29for nine months,
00:57:30John Cena,
00:57:32the guy they said
00:57:33couldn't be beaten,
00:57:35was beaten.
00:57:38And by a guy
00:57:39who wasn't even in the picture
00:57:41a week ago,
00:57:42Hedge.
00:57:44Can you believe it?
00:57:45The whole world's gone loco, Todd.
00:57:47It's all crazy.
00:57:49But you know what
00:57:50the one constant is?
00:57:51The one constant around here
00:57:53always
00:57:54is me.
00:57:56If I tell you
00:57:57something's gonna happen,
00:57:58trust me,
00:58:00it's gonna happen.
00:58:01I told you,
00:58:03I told Big Show,
00:58:04I told the whole world
00:58:06that if he screwed with me,
00:58:08he was gonna get hurt.
00:58:10Well, last night,
00:58:11seven foot, 500 pounds
00:58:14fell before me.
00:58:18So now,
00:58:19I'm telling you
00:58:20what's gonna happen next, Todd.
00:58:22I'm telling you
00:58:23and I'm telling everybody.
00:58:25And you can put money on this one.
00:58:28I am gonna go
00:58:29to the Royal Rumble.
00:58:31And I'm gonna win.
00:58:32And then I am gonna go on
00:58:34to WrestleMania
00:58:35where I become
00:58:36the WWE champion.
00:58:40It doesn't matter to me
00:58:41if it's Hedge.
00:58:42It doesn't matter to me
00:58:43if it's Cena.
00:58:44I don't care who it is.
00:58:46You mark my words, Todd.
00:58:49The whole world
00:58:51mark my words.
00:58:53At WrestleMania,
00:58:55the King of Kings
00:58:57goes back on his throne.
00:59:03Uh-oh.
00:59:04Coach, look at this.
00:59:05I'm looking.
00:59:07And I'm liking.
00:59:08You know what that band is?
00:59:10What?
00:59:11Well, that's the band
00:59:12that's gonna be used
00:59:13for the public celebration.
00:59:14And dare I say fornication
00:59:16later on tonight.
00:59:17Last night on WWE.com,
00:59:19Edge and Lita said
00:59:20they were gonna have
00:59:21live sex tonight here on Raw.
00:59:28I don't suck.
00:59:29I'm the damn champ.
00:59:30Hey, Edge, Edge.
00:59:31I'm the champ.
00:59:33Edge, first of all,
00:59:34congratulations on winning
00:59:35the WWE title.
00:59:36What a night it's gonna be
00:59:37for you.
00:59:38Congratulations.
00:59:39It's about damn time
00:59:40somebody congratulates me.
00:59:41I have worked my entire life
00:59:44to call myself
00:59:45the WWE champion.
00:59:47Everybody doubts me.
00:59:48They can't doubt me anymore.
00:59:51I'm the champ.
00:59:54And actually, right now
00:59:55it calls for a celebration,
00:59:56right, baby?
00:59:57Because everybody knows
00:59:58about our hot torrid sex.
01:00:00But that is gonna be nothing
01:00:02compared to what we go
01:00:03and do tonight.
01:00:04No, no, no, no.
01:00:05No.
01:00:06What do you mean, baby?
01:00:07No, no, no.
01:00:08I have worked 14 years
01:00:10in this business
01:00:11to celebrate winning this.
01:00:12Whatever you want.
01:00:13And I'm gonna celebrate
01:00:14it my way.
01:00:15Okay.
01:00:16So tomorrow night on Raw,
01:00:19we're gonna have
01:00:20live torrid sex
01:00:22in the middle of the ring.
01:00:24Big Bed, us, doing it.
01:00:26You know what I'm saying?
01:00:27Because I'm the champ
01:00:28and I call the shots.
01:00:30I like the way that sounds.
01:00:34Let's save it for tomorrow.
01:00:35All right.
01:00:39The champ's going home.
01:00:41We didn't win, bastards.
01:00:46Coach, coach,
01:00:47how far do you really think
01:00:48they'll go?
01:00:49I don't know, but leave it
01:00:50to the Rated R superstar
01:00:51to shock the world here tonight.
01:00:53It's gonna be probably rated
01:00:54a lot worse than that.
01:00:56It's a live sex championship
01:00:58celebration.
01:01:00Folks, it's live
01:01:01and it's later tonight.
01:01:15Oh, here comes Delta Mama.
01:01:17The following contestant
01:01:18is a Royal Rumble qualifying match.
01:01:21Introducing first,
01:01:22from Orangeburg, South Carolina,
01:01:26Shelton McMahon.
01:01:29King, you weren't talking
01:01:30about Shelton's mama, were you?
01:01:34Mama and the word sexy
01:01:35in the same sentence?
01:01:36No, it shouldn't be.
01:01:37Look at Shelton
01:01:38helping Mama in the ring.
01:01:39Good job.
01:01:44Let me just say that
01:01:45Raw and SmackDown
01:01:46presents Royal Rumble.
01:01:48Sponsored by the
01:01:49Condor Playboy,
01:01:50or PlayStation,
01:01:51excuse me,
01:01:52I got sex on my mind.
01:01:54The Royal Rumble
01:01:55will be coming to you live
01:01:56Sunday, January 29th
01:01:58from the American Airlines Arena
01:01:59in Miami, Florida,
01:02:00exclusively on pay-per-view.
01:02:02The Con for PlayStation.
01:02:04Where the fighting is dirty
01:02:06and the money is even dirtier.
01:02:08From Las Vegas, Nevada,
01:02:10weighing in at 244 pounds,
01:02:13Val Reigns.
01:02:15This is live TV.
01:02:16Yeah, PlayStation.
01:02:17There you go, King.
01:02:18King, you are the best.
01:02:19Of course, it's a qualifying match
01:02:21for the 19th Annual Royal Rumble
01:02:23Sunday night, January 29th
01:02:25live on pay-per-view.
01:02:26And of course,
01:02:27last night at New Year's Revolution
01:02:29the losing streak
01:02:30of Shelton Benjamin
01:02:31was broken
01:02:32against Visceral
01:02:33with help from
01:02:35Shelton's mama
01:02:36and the brick
01:02:37in her pocketbook.
01:02:38Look at Mama.
01:02:39She's watching this
01:02:40and she's certainly
01:02:41not approving of this.
01:02:42Well, Shelton's mama
01:02:43doesn't approve
01:02:44of what Val Venus
01:02:45has done in the past.
01:02:47That's what she doesn't approve of.
01:02:48This match is underway
01:02:49and earlier on
01:02:50we saw that
01:02:51Shelton's mama
01:02:52apparently
01:02:53caught some of Val's
01:02:54weird cinematography.
01:02:56Yeah, I don't know what to call it.
01:02:57Movies.
01:02:58They're not movies.
01:02:59They're not films.
01:03:00Yeah, I guess.
01:03:01I guess.
01:03:03Of course, Val Venus
01:03:04and Shelton Benjamin
01:03:05very motivated
01:03:06to get into the Royal Rumble.
01:03:07Of course,
01:03:08the winner of the Royal Rumble
01:03:09has the right
01:03:10to challenge
01:03:11the WWE champion
01:03:12at WrestleMania 22.
01:03:14Hit me in my mouth, Mama.
01:03:16Oh, wow.
01:03:17That's right.
01:03:19Mama.
01:03:20Mama.
01:03:21Shelton's hiding
01:03:22behind Mama again.
01:03:23Once again,
01:03:24Shelton Benjamin
01:03:25hiding behind his mama.
01:03:26We saw that last night.
01:03:29I already told him
01:03:30he was going to go to hell
01:03:31if he didn't know
01:03:32to don't move.
01:03:35Have you ever
01:03:36seen or met
01:03:37a woman
01:03:38Oh, what a knee lift.
01:03:40that is fearless
01:03:41like Shelton's mama.
01:03:44I'm scared of Shelton's mama.
01:03:45I think Shelton's mama
01:03:46is one of a kind.
01:03:49Certainly has motivated
01:03:50Shelton Benjamin.
01:03:54You get valuable advice
01:03:55from your mama
01:03:56throughout life.
01:04:02Check out this knee lift
01:04:03one more time.
01:04:04Listen.
01:04:05Listen to this.
01:04:07Did that ever connect?
01:04:11Val Venus gets
01:04:12both hands on the bottom rope
01:04:13breaking up the pinfall attempt.
01:04:16I got some valuable
01:04:17advice from my mama
01:04:18when I was just a little prince.
01:04:19She told me
01:04:20it's a dog eat dog world.
01:04:21Well guys,
01:04:22we have an opportunity
01:04:23right now to maybe see
01:04:24two fights in one
01:04:25because if Shelton
01:04:26loses this match
01:04:27I guarantee you
01:04:28he's going to be fighting
01:04:29with his mama.
01:04:31There's no doubt in my mind.
01:04:33That's big time motivation
01:04:34for Shelton
01:04:35to win this match
01:04:36and get into the Royal Rumble.
01:04:38You better do better.
01:04:40Beat him.
01:04:42You better beat him.
01:04:45Val Venus
01:04:46and Shelton Benjamin
01:04:47battling for a spot
01:04:48in the Royal Rumble matchup.
01:04:51Last night
01:04:52mama threatened Shelton
01:04:53with she said
01:04:54she might have to go
01:04:55get the belt.
01:04:57I still don't know
01:04:58how big that belt is.
01:04:59Well if it goes around
01:05:00mama,
01:05:01that's a big belt.
01:05:02Not only hook him with it
01:05:03she could probably
01:05:04hang him with it.
01:05:08Shelton
01:05:09Benjamin
01:05:10planted.
01:05:11Cover.
01:05:12No and no.
01:05:14Not only
01:05:15those nails on mama.
01:05:19I don't think mama
01:05:20has ever smiled in her life.
01:05:22Well yeah.
01:05:23She's intense.
01:05:24Inside cradle
01:05:25small package.
01:05:27No more smile
01:05:28last night
01:05:29after Shelton won that match.
01:05:30Well that's her.
01:05:31She wasn't happy about that.
01:05:34Destroy him.
01:05:36Destroy him.
01:05:38There's some pipes there.
01:05:43Big kick dunk
01:05:44by Val Venis.
01:05:46Time blaster.
01:05:47That doesn't look good
01:05:48for Shelton Benjamin
01:05:49right now.
01:05:50That means mama
01:05:51is not going to be happy.
01:05:56She is screaming
01:05:57get up.
01:05:58And Val Venis
01:05:59is signaling now
01:06:01it's time
01:06:02for the money shot.
01:06:05Here it comes.
01:06:09He took just a little
01:06:10too long.
01:06:11Shelton listen to mama.
01:06:12Shelton rolls
01:06:13no.
01:06:15That was close.
01:06:16And that was very
01:06:17quick by Shelton.
01:06:18I'm just thinking that Shelton
01:06:19would like to quickly
01:06:20get this match over with
01:06:21and probably get his mama
01:06:22out of this arena
01:06:23before that live
01:06:24sex celebration
01:06:25takes place.
01:06:26You're not kidding.
01:06:27You don't think mama
01:06:28is going to be taking
01:06:29a peek at that?
01:06:30She'll have a stroke.
01:06:31You're kidding yourself.
01:06:33Again Val Venis
01:06:34and Shelton Benjamin
01:06:35battling in a
01:06:36qualifying matchup.
01:06:37The winner goes on
01:06:38to the Royal Rumble
01:06:39matchup
01:06:40Sunday night
01:06:41January 29th
01:06:42at Pay-Per-View.
01:06:43Shelton Benjamin
01:06:44gets close to...
01:06:45No!
01:06:53I just like to listen to mama
01:06:54do the commentary.
01:06:55I don't get it.
01:06:58You think sometime
01:06:59we can put a microphone
01:07:00on her?
01:07:03You don't even
01:07:04need a microphone.
01:07:05I don't know how
01:07:06you would modulate that.
01:07:07Shelton Benjamin
01:07:08looking for that
01:07:09exploder that
01:07:10T-Bone Suplex
01:07:12Oh!
01:07:13Oh my God!
01:07:14What did mama
01:07:15just do?
01:07:16Was that a...
01:07:17Was that a head kick?
01:07:18There it is!
01:07:19There's the
01:07:20T-Bone Suplex
01:07:21and the one,
01:07:22two, three
01:07:23Shelton Benjamin
01:07:24going on to the
01:07:25Royal Rumble!
01:07:26Look at this!
01:07:27She just stabbed him
01:07:28with a head stab
01:07:29right in the...
01:07:30In the derriere.
01:07:31Yeah!
01:07:35What all does
01:07:36she have in that purse?
01:07:37Look at this!
01:07:38Coming to mama
01:07:39with all those...
01:07:40Look at her hair!
01:07:41Look at mama
01:07:42sticking her tongue out.
01:07:43Officially,
01:07:44Shelton Benjamin
01:07:45is qualified for
01:07:46the Royal Rumble match.
01:07:47Look at mama
01:07:48shake that stuff.
01:07:51Oh!
01:07:52We've got to see this again.
01:07:55She stabbed
01:07:56pal right in the...
01:07:58Yeah, right there.
01:07:59Yeah, right to the
01:08:00exploder
01:08:01the T-Bone Suplex.
01:08:02Well guys,
01:08:03it's very obvious
01:08:04that Shelton mama
01:08:05is willing to do
01:08:06whatever it takes
01:08:07to get her son
01:08:08back on the winning track.
01:08:10And she has done
01:08:11just that.
01:08:12Well, there's a smile
01:08:13we're talking about.
01:08:14First victory on Raw
01:08:15in quite a while
01:08:16for Shelton Benjamin.
01:08:17Come on guys,
01:08:18let's talk about
01:08:19that live
01:08:20sex celebration
01:08:21that we have been
01:08:22promised by Angelina
01:08:23tonight.
01:08:24Right here on Raw.
01:08:25Live sex!
01:08:31Oh!
01:08:37The following contest is
01:08:38a Royal Rumble
01:08:39qualifying match
01:08:40to catch up
01:08:41our one fall
01:08:42making his way to the ring.
01:08:43Weighing in at 320 pounds
01:08:45he is one half
01:08:47of the world
01:08:48tag team champions
01:08:50Kane!
01:08:53And Kane has got to be
01:08:54in a foul mood
01:08:55after being eliminated
01:08:56from the elimination
01:08:57table last night.
01:08:58And Snitsky
01:08:59is not waiting.
01:09:00Yeah, it may just be
01:09:01the very right night
01:09:02for Snitsky
01:09:03to catch Kane.
01:09:04Well, Snitsky's always
01:09:05in a foul mood.
01:09:06But if you look like that
01:09:08Yeah, you would be too.
01:09:09I'd be happy about it.
01:09:11Look at this.
01:09:12Snitsky on a roll
01:09:13here early.
01:09:14Great deal of personal
01:09:15and professional history
01:09:16between these two superstars.
01:09:17Kane right back up.
01:09:21Big boot to the face
01:09:22of Snitsky.
01:09:23Kane returns the favor
01:09:24so to speak.
01:09:27Did you hear that?
01:09:28I heard it.
01:09:29And I felt it.
01:09:33A side slam by Kane.
01:09:34Again, this is a
01:09:35Royal Rumble
01:09:36qualifying matchup.
01:09:37The winner goes on
01:09:38to the Royal Rumble match.
01:09:40We've seen some
01:09:41earlier qualifiers tonight
01:09:42already in the Rumble.
01:09:44Look at that.
01:09:45Okay, Kane is
01:09:46waiting no time.
01:09:47Count it
01:09:48and ring the bell.
01:09:49All in.
01:09:50And Kane is qualified.
01:09:51Kane is qualified.
01:09:54Emphatically qualified.
01:09:55Here's your winner,
01:09:56Kane.
01:09:58Earlier tonight
01:09:59we saw Shelton
01:10:00Benjamin qualify
01:10:01as well as
01:10:02Chavo Guerrero.
01:10:04Those two guys
01:10:05were impressive
01:10:06but they weren't
01:10:07this impressive.
01:10:10Kane emphatically
01:10:11in 20.
01:10:12Goose slam.
01:10:14And we also learned
01:10:15that Rob Van Dam
01:10:16will be returning
01:10:17to action.
01:10:19That was just
01:10:20the first
01:10:22casualty
01:10:24on my path
01:10:25to WrestleMania.
01:10:30Twenty
01:10:32nine
01:10:33more
01:10:34await me
01:10:35at the Royal Rumble.
01:10:39Twenty
01:10:41nine
01:10:43victims.
01:10:51Boy, I bet
01:10:52Kane is probably
01:10:53going to enjoy the
01:10:54live sex celebration
01:10:55a little later on tonight.
01:10:57I would not want to be
01:10:58one of those
01:10:5929 victims
01:11:00to get in the path
01:11:01of Kane
01:11:02at the Royal Rumble.
01:11:03He's definitely
01:11:04demented.
01:11:05He's a favorite.
01:11:06No doubt about it.
01:11:12Hey, guys.
01:11:13Guys, this could be
01:11:14the moment we've been
01:11:15waiting for.
01:11:17It is.
01:11:19It is.
01:11:20It's him.
01:11:21It's the champ.
01:11:23The Rated-R superstar.
01:11:27Hey, granted
01:11:28from ear to ear.
01:11:29He may be waiting
01:11:30all night for you.
01:11:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:11:33Okay, I did it.
01:11:34Let's save it.
01:11:35Let's save it for the
01:11:36live sex celebration.
01:11:37Here you go, champ.
01:11:38That's right.
01:11:39And we're going to
01:11:40celebrate the way
01:11:41the Rated-R superstar
01:11:42knows how.
01:11:45Oh, there's going to
01:11:46be a bet in the ring.
01:11:47These two,
01:11:48Edge and Lita,
01:11:49are going to go at it
01:11:50live
01:11:51here on Raw tonight.
01:11:52Oh, my God.
01:11:57Mr. McMahon
01:11:58made the matchup
01:11:59for next week.
01:12:00The tiebreaker
01:12:01one-on-one
01:12:02EK Shawn Michaels
01:12:03takes on
01:12:04the wrestling machine
01:12:05Kurt Angle.
01:12:06This is a huge
01:12:07main event
01:12:08for next week
01:12:09live on Raw.
01:12:10Yeah, that's next week.
01:12:11But what about now?
01:12:13Huh?
01:12:14We've been waiting
01:12:15all night.
01:12:16Now we don't have to
01:12:17wait anymore.
01:12:18Coach, hand me
01:12:19those Kleenex.
01:12:21Ladies and gentlemen,
01:12:22please welcome
01:12:24the new
01:12:25WWE champion
01:12:28Edge.
01:12:29You think you know me?
01:12:31I'm going to stand up
01:12:32and give him a standing
01:12:33ovation here.
01:12:34Wait, wait, wait.
01:12:35Wait until they're done.
01:12:36And then we'll all
01:12:37stand up.
01:12:38I have a feeling
01:12:39this is going to be great.
01:12:40There he is.
01:12:41The new
01:12:42WWE champion.
01:12:45He's got a nice ring,
01:12:46though.
01:12:47He's got a great
01:12:48ring to it.
01:12:49He shocked the world
01:12:50last night,
01:12:51set the world
01:12:52on its heels.
01:12:56Are they already
01:12:57starting?
01:12:58They're going to
01:12:59start?
01:13:00Last night
01:13:01at New Year's
01:13:02Revolution,
01:13:03out of nowhere,
01:13:04Edge cashed in
01:13:05his money in the
01:13:06bank match
01:13:07just after the
01:13:08elimination.
01:13:09I didn't see it.
01:13:10I got to admit,
01:13:11I didn't see it coming
01:13:12at all.
01:13:13I loved it,
01:13:14but I didn't see it.
01:13:15I didn't see it coming
01:13:16either.
01:13:17None of us saw it
01:13:18coming.
01:13:19We were shocked,
01:13:20and if that wasn't
01:13:21enough, apparently
01:13:22Edge wants to
01:13:23shock us even more
01:13:24tonight.
01:13:25I can't even say it,
01:13:26but, you know,
01:13:27we can't do anything.
01:13:28See, Joe, you can't
01:13:29relate to this,
01:13:30but Lita is Edge's
01:13:31girlfriend.
01:13:32A girlfriend is like
01:13:33a wife, except you
01:13:34get to have sex with
01:13:35her.
01:13:36Coach said Lita's
01:13:37had to wait 24 hours.
01:13:38Big deal.
01:13:3924 hours.
01:13:40Oh, boy, here we go.
01:13:41At a celebration
01:13:42like this?
01:13:43Shh, shh, shh.
01:13:44This has got to be
01:13:45great.
01:13:52The champ
01:13:53is
01:13:54here!
01:13:56That's what I'm
01:13:57doing.
01:13:59Let me repeat
01:14:00that one more
01:14:01time.
01:14:02I said,
01:14:04the champ
01:14:05is
01:14:06here!
01:14:20And the best part
01:14:21is,
01:14:22none of you
01:14:23people saw it
01:14:24coming.
01:14:27All of you people
01:14:29that like to think
01:14:30you can predict
01:14:31exactly what's
01:14:32going to happen
01:14:33inside this ring,
01:14:34I outsmarted
01:14:35all of you.
01:14:38In the most
01:14:39unpredictable move
01:14:40in the history
01:14:41of this industry,
01:14:42I cashed in
01:14:43my Money in the
01:14:44Bank contract
01:14:45after the
01:14:46Elimination
01:14:47Chamber match.
01:14:52And I fooled
01:14:53y'all.
01:14:55Kane,
01:14:56Chris Masters,
01:14:58Kurt Angle,
01:15:00Carlito,
01:15:01Shawn Michaels,
01:15:03and the former,
01:15:05let me repeat
01:15:06that one more time,
01:15:07the former
01:15:09WWE champion,
01:15:11John Cena.
01:15:16Well, they just
01:15:17about killed
01:15:18themselves in the
01:15:19Chamber match
01:15:20last night.
01:15:22Ten tons of
01:15:23steel,
01:15:24two miles of
01:15:25chain,
01:15:26bulletproof glass,
01:15:27and I ask you,
01:15:28why bother?
01:15:34Because in this
01:15:35industry,
01:15:36you don't have to
01:15:37be the biggest,
01:15:40you don't have to
01:15:41be the strongest,
01:15:44you don't have to
01:15:45be the toughest,
01:15:46but,
01:15:48you do have to
01:15:49be
01:15:50the smartest.
01:15:57I have done some
01:15:58serious business
01:15:59here in the
01:16:00WWE, and
01:16:01that brings me to
01:16:02my next point.
01:16:03You people probably
01:16:04think that
01:16:05Lita and I went
01:16:06back to the hotel
01:16:07last night and
01:16:08maybe performed
01:16:09some sexual
01:16:10gymnastics,
01:16:11huh?
01:16:12Well, no,
01:16:13we didn't.
01:16:14We abstained.
01:16:15We saved
01:16:16ourselves
01:16:17for tonight.
01:16:19Because the
01:16:20Rated-R Superstar
01:16:21wanted to
01:16:22celebrate
01:16:23his way
01:16:24with
01:16:25live,
01:16:26unbridled,
01:16:28torrid,
01:16:29mad,
01:16:30passionate
01:16:31sex,
01:16:32live,
01:16:33right here on
01:16:34Raw.
01:16:37So I say,
01:16:39we let the
01:16:40celebrations
01:16:41begin.
01:16:43Okay, here we go.
01:16:44I could not
01:16:45agree more.
01:16:47I think that
01:16:48video we saw
01:16:49was Edge's idea
01:16:50of foreplay.
01:16:54Here we go.
01:16:58What do you think
01:16:59they'll do first?
01:17:04I think he's
01:17:05gonna take his
01:17:06boots off.
01:17:08Okay.
01:17:12Can't have
01:17:13unbridled sex
01:17:14with boots on.
01:17:17Oh.
01:17:19He can't have socks
01:17:20on either.
01:17:21He's a little nervous.
01:17:22I don't blame him.
01:17:23I would be very
01:17:24nervous right now.
01:17:25I'm nervous
01:17:26sitting over here.
01:17:27Uh-oh.
01:17:38Oh, my.
01:17:39I wonder if
01:17:40Snitsky's watching
01:17:41right now.
01:17:42Joey, you've
01:17:43certainly broken
01:17:44out into a sweat.
01:17:45I know.
01:17:47I guarantee you
01:17:48Snitsky's watching
01:17:49now.
01:17:52They want to get
01:17:53him on the right foot,
01:17:54I'm sure.
01:17:55Every person in here
01:17:56cannot take their
01:17:57eyes off of this.
01:18:02Oh, my goodness.
01:18:09I sort of
01:18:10wondered how far
01:18:11they were really
01:18:12gonna go.
01:18:14I got a feeling
01:18:17we're gonna go further
01:18:18than anything we've
01:18:19ever seen here on RAW.
01:18:21I got a feeling.
01:18:23Well, when Edge
01:18:24promises something,
01:18:25usually Edge delivers.
01:18:26I'm getting a real
01:18:27feeling right now.
01:18:28Look at this.
01:18:38Oh, my gosh, guys.
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:49What?
01:18:53I think I really
01:18:54did no good.
01:18:58There's a lot of
01:18:59girls out there that
01:19:00are watching this
01:19:01right now that are...
01:19:02Oh!
01:19:03Whoa!
01:19:04Whoo!
01:19:07You can tell it's
01:19:08short and it's not
01:19:09polite to point.
01:19:11Oh, man.
01:19:14Oh, what else
01:19:15are you gonna do, King?
01:19:19Oh, they still
01:19:20got a ways to go.
01:19:21Oh, boy.
01:19:22It's about to get serious.
01:19:26Man.
01:19:28Oh!
01:19:37Oh, my gosh.
01:19:38Oh, my gosh.
01:19:41Oh, yes, he is.
01:19:43I always have trouble
01:19:44with those things.
01:19:45Joey, breathe.
01:19:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:19:47Joey, breathe.
01:19:54Oh, my goodness.
01:19:56I'm breathing very hard.
01:19:57What?
01:20:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:20:04You gotta make sure
01:20:05that the championship
01:20:06is in the right spot.
01:20:08The what?
01:20:09Exactly.
01:20:10The championship
01:20:11is in the right spot.
01:20:12This is the menage a trois, huh?
01:20:13I hope that doesn't
01:20:14throw anybody up,
01:20:15by the way.
01:20:17Oh, man.
01:20:22This is the most
01:20:23incredible thing
01:20:24I've ever seen on Raw.
01:20:26Oh, look at that!
01:20:27Oh!
01:20:29That used to be the top.
01:20:35Where is that going?
01:20:38King, where is Ed going?
01:20:40He's going down south.
01:20:41He's going down south.
01:20:42Hold on a minute.
01:20:45What did I...
01:20:48We are live,
01:20:49and it's...
01:20:50My eyes have seen
01:20:51the glory of the...
01:20:53Look at this now.
01:20:55You know what those are,
01:20:56don't you?
01:20:57Those would be
01:20:58the bottom, King.
01:20:59Uh-huh.
01:21:03Whoa.
01:21:05Now what?
01:21:09Uh-oh.
01:21:10Alita's on top.
01:21:14Whoa.
01:21:18Where's she going?
01:21:20I think she's...
01:21:21Oh!
01:21:23What is this?
01:21:24Is she going to Australia?
01:21:25Is she going down under?
01:21:27Look at...
01:21:28Probably for a while, isn't it?
01:21:30Oh.
01:21:31Right now, it's a one-way trip.
01:21:34Woo!
01:21:36Three.
01:21:37Woo!
01:21:38What?
01:21:39No!
01:21:43Wait a minute.
01:21:46Ric Flair!
01:21:48H, what are you doing?
01:21:52H, you of all people!
01:21:54Hey!
01:21:55Hey!
01:21:56Are you kidding me?
01:21:59You are a disgrace
01:22:02to the WWE Championship, brother!
01:22:05It takes blood!
01:22:07It takes sweat!
01:22:09It takes tears!
01:22:11It takes years!
01:22:13Years!
01:22:14Of hard work
01:22:15to prove to each and every one of them
01:22:17all over the world
01:22:19that you're championship quality.
01:22:21Not to mention the fact
01:22:23tonight
01:22:24you have proven
01:22:25you're not only a champion,
01:22:27not only a bad champion,
01:22:30you are dead
01:22:32in the bed, Fred!
01:22:33You got nothing going on, Jack!
01:22:35What?
01:22:36Dead in the bed?
01:22:38Once again!
01:22:40Wait a minute!
01:22:42Wait a minute!
01:22:43Once again!
01:22:44The Nature Boy
01:22:45has got to show you
01:22:47how to do it!
01:22:48Lita!
01:22:49Lita!
01:22:50I'm talking to you, baby!
01:22:51Woo!
01:22:52Oh my gosh!
01:22:54Here comes Fred!
01:22:55Here comes the Nature Boy!
01:22:57He's styling and profiling
01:22:58on his way to the ring
01:22:59and he's
01:23:00he's getting up past it!
01:23:01He's getting up past it!
01:23:04Gentlemen!
01:23:05This show may just get better!
01:23:08Uh-oh! Wait a minute!
01:23:11That was last night
01:23:12of New Year's Revolution
01:23:13that Edge
01:23:15Edge
01:23:16bloodied the Nature Boy
01:23:17with that Money in the Bank
01:23:19metal briefcase
01:23:20and got himself
01:23:21Oh my God!
01:23:23Come on!
01:23:25Come on, Edge!
01:23:26Edge just pelted
01:23:28Ric Flair straight in the forehead
01:23:30with that steel chair!
01:23:31Come on! What are you doing?
01:23:33Come on!
01:23:35Well, Edge has a
01:23:37What are you doing?
01:23:38Hey, King!
01:23:40Yeah, shut up, King!
01:23:42Come on! Wait a minute!
01:23:43Oh, no, no!
01:23:49Okay, what the hell is going on here?
01:23:50Look out!
01:23:51Oh my God, Ric Flair
01:23:52flushed it open!
01:23:53What are you doing?
01:23:55Come on!
01:23:56Edge!
01:23:58Oh my God!
01:24:00Hey, let me coach!
01:24:03Oh my God!
01:24:05No, no, no, no, no!
01:24:06Come on!
01:24:07No, don't do this!
01:24:08Don't do this!
01:24:09Guys, it's a concerto coming!
01:24:10Don't do it!
01:24:14No!
01:24:15Don't do it!
01:24:16No!
01:24:17Oh my God!
01:24:27Hey, come on!
01:24:28Can we need some help out here?
01:24:31Get somebody out here!
01:24:37It's John Cena!
01:24:38John Cena!
01:24:39John Cena not waiting for the Royal Rumble!
01:24:45John Cena going in for the new WWE Champion, Edge!
01:24:49Well, John Cena came somehow out of the crowd!
01:24:55But guys, John Cena came a little bit too late!
01:24:58Look at this!
01:25:00Come on!
01:25:07Ric Flair is knocked down on our announce table!
01:25:12John Cena has one inch, one inch, one to the ring, one out of the ring, but...
01:25:20He left...
01:25:21Edge left Lita behind!
01:25:24And she's not...
01:25:26She's not really in a position to run off!
01:25:33Well, Lita's hiding under the covers and...
01:25:37And she's smart, she'll try to get under the bed!
01:25:42Uh-oh!
01:25:49John Cena should just leave Lita alone, but...
01:25:54Oh no!
01:26:01Now Cena's inviting Edge back to the celebration!
01:26:06Come on, you're getting a personal invitation, Edge!
01:26:08Uh-oh, oh my God!
01:26:13No, no, no, no, no!
01:26:14He wouldn't, no, no, no, no!
01:26:16It's not Lita's fight!
01:26:18Edge is not trying to lead his rescue either.
01:26:25Now Edge is refusing to come back.
01:26:27Oh yeah!
01:26:28No!
01:26:29It's you!
01:26:30It's you, Lita!
01:26:31It's not the celebration that Edge wanted here tonight.
01:26:44And at the Royal Rumble, John Cena gets his rematch!
01:26:49He will challenge Edge for the WWE Championship!
01:26:54One on one!
01:26:57John Cena one on one challenges Edge for the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble!
01:27:04Sunday night, January 29th, live on pay per view!
01:27:13Edge!
01:27:14Edge!
01:27:15Edge!
01:27:16Edge!
01:27:17Edge!
01:27:18Edge!
01:27:19Edge!
01:27:20Edge!
01:27:21Edge!
01:27:22Edge!
01:27:23Edge!
01:27:24Edge!
01:27:25Edge!
01:27:26Edge!
01:27:27Edge!
01:27:28Edge!
01:27:29Edge!
01:27:30Edge!
01:27:31Edge!
01:27:32Edge!
01:27:33Edge!
01:27:34Edge!
01:27:35Edge!
01:27:36Edge!
01:27:37Edge!
01:27:38Edge!
01:27:39Edge!
01:27:40Edge!
01:27:41Edge!