Goga Parsoori Ki Shadi Par Hangama , Saleem Albela Mehmanu Say Larparay
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Chaudhary has come to us during the break.
00:02This time, he has come after his daughter's wedding.
00:05So, he has brought his daughter-in-law with him.
00:06Greetings.
00:07Haroon, you didn't talk to me about girls.
00:12Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let's not talk to him.
00:15No, I mean to say that I have come to complain.
00:19Oh!
00:20I have cut off every man in my son's marriage.
00:23Really? Yes.
00:24So, you are the one who cuts off every man.
00:26Sir, believe me, you have cut me off.
00:29You have cut me off.
00:30I don't know where I am.
00:32You have cut me off.
00:33I missed you a lot when you came to the village.
00:36And you made me get up.
00:37Where are your manners?
00:39You have to take the money with the elders.
00:41You have to take the sugarcane and sugarcane with you.
00:43No, Mr. Chaudhary, you have made a mistake.
00:45You have given me your card.
00:48The girl is sitting in front of me.
00:50Look at her. She doesn't look like a girl.
00:51She is a girl.
00:53Arzu.
00:54Okay.
00:54You are the one who left me in the village.
00:56I couldn't find my car.
00:57I had gone to the market.
00:59Her mother has played the dholki.
01:00Really?
01:02Wow.
01:03Your mother must have played the dholki for you at the wedding.
01:06Which song did she sing?
01:07I have come from a poor family.
01:09I don't have a father.
01:10I don't have a mother.
01:13I have fallen under the car.
01:17Sir, she sings what her mother sings.
01:19Sir, if I had played the dholki at her wedding..
01:21..do you know which song I would have sung?
01:22Which one?
01:23Come on, Varun.
01:24Who made you a mare?
01:26Who made you a groom?
01:29Who made you a ghost?
01:31Who made you a ghost?
01:33Who made you a ghost?
01:35All the villagers sang this song.
01:38The card you gave me..
01:40..it has 1,500 names in RSVP.
01:43You have to write it down.
01:45Sometimes you don't write it down.
01:46You write it down and then you don't give it to me.
01:47Okay.
01:48I have written so many names.
01:49Of course.
01:49Have you seen the boy's name?
01:51No.
01:52I think the ones who have so many names..
01:53..I think they belong to the family of Ursa.
01:56Mr. Varun, if you fight like this..
01:58..then your mother-in-law will say..
01:59..uncle is sleeping because she is very angry with us.
02:02Mr. Chaudhary, first of all, congratulations to you.
02:04Thank you very much.
02:05But I am sorry that we couldn't come.
02:07The recordings were going on.
02:09The recordings were going on.
02:10They said they will stop it for our sake.
02:12I believe them.
02:13I have made arrangements for you.
02:15What is that?
02:15I have made the whole room dark.
02:19I have made it fresh.
02:20I have told them to stay here.
02:21Okay, why have you come?
02:23What is that?
02:24No, my wife and grandson have come.
02:26Okay, God bless you.
02:27What have you done?
02:29I have made kheer.
02:31Okay, you have made kheer?
02:34No, my wife was sitting in front of the stove.
02:36Okay.
02:36Isn't it sugar?
02:37It was the first day.
02:38I have given all the spices to her.
02:40For what?
02:41For the kheer.
02:44But keep your wife away from the stove as much as possible.
02:48No, if she is a man, how far will she go?
02:51That is why I am saying that the situation of the son is already
02:53in front of everyone.
02:54If the situation of the daughter-in-law is also like this
02:55then what will happen to the children?
02:56We are poor people.
02:58Yes.
02:58We don't have any servants.
03:00Okay, you keep saying this again and again.
03:02Poor people.
03:04I don't think so.
03:05Okay, you have made the kheer for your husband.
03:08Yes.
03:08Keep him away from you.
03:11Son, put the kheer back a little.
03:12You will have to wash his ears.
03:15Do you remember how the ears were washed?
03:17Yes.
03:18Okay, do you still wash your ears like this?
03:21Yes, like this.
03:23Absolutely.
03:24Has anyone ever washed his ears like this?
03:25What is this scene?
03:26The scene is that the tray is kept here with the ears.
03:28Yes.
03:29And there was a very big iron injection.
03:32With which he would pour water in your ears at such a speed
03:36that he would take everything out.
03:38Oh, no.
03:39And many times he would take the curtain out.
03:41Really?
03:42He would pour water in one ear and take the curtain out in the other.
03:46I am very happy.
03:47Believe me, I have cooked seven to eight dishes.
03:49I have told you so many dishes
03:51that you should definitely cook Labeh Shiri.
03:53How can I cook Labeh Shiri?
03:55I think your entire community
03:58won't be so lazy to eat Shiri.
04:01Agha, listen to me.
04:02Believe me, you didn't come here
04:04to give two pieces to this boy.
04:06Really?
04:06It didn't suit him at all.
04:08I said, give it to me.
04:09It didn't suit him at all.
04:12Did you notice one thing?
04:13What, Agha sir?
04:14The girl has come here to get him married.
04:16Yes.
04:16She is standing behind him.
04:17Yes, she is.
04:18She is giving him a pat on the back.
04:19You start talking about the same things.
04:22Go there.
04:23Go there.
04:24She keeps coming here.
04:26Come here.
04:26You are not a stranger.
04:27All of us are here.
04:28That's good.
04:29That's good.
04:30Very good.
04:31Very good.
04:32Very nice.
04:33This is a matter of pride for me.
04:34I don't want to do anything.
04:35That's what you do.
04:36You cooked this Kheer.
04:38Yes.
04:38And now you will eat this.
04:40Yes.
04:40You had a stove that you burnt.
04:43And now you will play the drum too.
04:47Oh, your uncle.
04:48He is in love with you.
04:49Get up.
04:50Okay, thank you very much.
04:51Thank you very much.
04:52Thank you very much.
04:54It's done.
04:54It's done.
04:55What's done?
04:55Give me the money.
04:56Mr. Arun, there is money for the face too.
04:58You will have to give around Rs. 5,000 to Rs. 10,000.
04:59He doesn't know how to show his face.
05:02He ran away.
05:04But he doesn't know how to show his face.
05:05Give him the face.
05:06Whoever wants to see the face of the bride
05:08will have to pay for it.
05:10Which bride is she?
05:11Did she come and show you her face or not?
05:14Sanjay Leela..
05:15From now on, you have to stay away from Sanjay Leela Bhansali.
05:21Mr. Dulha, what did you give your wife for showing her face?
05:23She wants my pocket for the gold ring.
05:26Why haven't you given her the ring yet?
05:28I haven't shown her my face yet.
05:30That's why I am so nervous.
05:32She will show her face to me.
05:33Why?
05:34Why do you do this?
05:36What can I do?
05:37Why?
05:38Just wait and watch.
05:40Actually, a new custom has been made.
05:42What?
05:42Hiding the face.
05:44Actually, the thing is..
05:45Actually, she came to ask you what you want for the face.
05:48She said, she won't show her face this time.
05:50Listen..
05:51Nothing is happening there.
05:53I see.
05:54Trust me, I am tired.
05:56Give me Rs. 21,000.
05:58I think, the sun is about to set.
06:01Your way was blocked.
06:03I wish, it would have been done.
06:06You should have taken the rations.
06:08Then, the way would have been open.
06:10And you drank the milk from the same straw.
06:13I drank the milk for Rs. 2,00,000.
06:15I didn't give her Rs. 100.
06:17I drank the milk from the shop in front of me.
06:19Okay, the police stopped her.
06:21They put a stop to it.
06:22It's okay. It won't work.
06:26Did you see one more thing?
06:27What did you get?
06:29A new bride and a groom.
06:31Yes.
06:31The groom is standing behind her.
06:32The bride is sitting in front of him.
06:33He is my father.
06:35Don't act smart while dancing.
06:37I am not smart.
06:38Is he talking about you?
06:39Yes.
06:40Yes, he is talking about you.
06:41Let's talk to the groom and embarrass him.
06:44Yes.
06:45When did you come there?
06:46Come here.
06:48When will you give me the dowry?
06:49Rs. 5,00,000.
06:51Rs. 5,00,000 is a small amount.
06:52It's Rs. 5,00,000.
06:54You should have given me Rs. 5,00,000 before coming here.
06:58I came there happily.
07:00I gave her oil and henna at night.
07:02Okay.
07:02Of course, your relatives won't let you come.
07:06No, my relatives didn't let me come.
07:07I asked for this.
07:08Okay.
07:09Yes.
07:09Kaikasha had come.
07:11Okay.
07:11Yes.
07:12Dilruba had also come.
07:13And Galaxy.
07:15Galaxy.
07:15She didn't come.
07:16All the aunts had come.
07:19You should be careful.
07:21You are a fan of our show.
07:23And you didn't invite Charlie.
07:24Why do you want him?
07:25He is the one who made me famous.
07:26Don't you know that?
07:28He is getting into my fight.
07:30It's okay, uncle.
07:31Fights happen at home.
07:33I always thought that Chaudhary was my enemy.
07:36No, it's not like that.
07:38I gave him Rs. 5,000.
07:39He said that I gave him Rs. 1,000.
07:41So, it's a fight.
07:42Yes.
07:43He hit me with a stick.
07:47Uncle, you are suffering so much.
07:49How did you get married?
07:50I didn't get married.
07:51I had a son.
07:52Then?
07:52He got angry.
07:53I took care of him.
07:54So, you ran away with him.
07:57Yes.
07:57He used to make me eat sweets.
08:00He used to make me eat sweets.
08:04He must have become very sweet.
08:05He used to make me eat sweets.
08:08Look, you are narrating your side of the story.
08:11We should listen to their side of the story.
08:13Charlie, what happened?
08:17Sir, I don't know what you are trying to tell me.
08:19No, you are a terminator.
08:22Note one more thing.
08:23What?
08:24The young man is sitting in the front.
08:25Yes.
08:25The old man is standing in the back.
08:26This is the sign of the day.
08:28You should be ashamed.
08:30What happened?
08:32Didn't you hear that it is cold?
08:33They are making the old man sit in the front.
08:36No, no.
08:37Men are respected in our house.
08:39Son, you are the mother.
08:40I have had enough of sitting in the front.
08:43No.
08:43What is this that men are respected in our house?
08:47Not just men, but women, everyone.
08:49The servants, the men, the women, the children.
08:53What about the servants?
08:53The servants don't eat sweets.
08:56No, they don't eat sweets.
08:57Sir, I was telling you.
08:58Tell me.
09:00No, no.
09:01Sir, I was not telling you.
09:01I have given 5,000 rupees to hundreds of people.
09:04And they say that even their daughters-in-law don't cheat.
09:06What will happen to this country?
09:07I say, I am lying.
09:08Search your pockets.
09:09Then?
09:10I am not searching.
09:11That is why there is a fight.
09:13Mr. Robi, how much money did you invest
09:16in your son's marriage?
09:17One by one, my grandson.
09:19You bring Mirza's Zeeshan.
09:21You will buy a new house.
09:23You will buy a new car.
09:23Really?
09:24Yes.
09:24Believe me.
09:26I didn't take even a small amount.
09:30Wow, wow, wow.
09:31Chaudhary didn't even take a small amount.
09:35I have invested so much money.
09:36Really?
09:37I have invested so much money.
09:38I had taken 5,000 rupees from your parents.
09:46Mr. Chaudhary, how much gold did you give your daughter-in-law?
09:49I had so much wealth.
09:50Her parents gave it to her.
09:52How much gold did she give you?
09:56I am not telling you.
09:57Otherwise, there will be thefts.
10:00Mr. Chaudhary, look at this.
10:01What is it, Mr. Agha?
10:02Two people are standing and one chair is empty.
10:04Great.
10:05Now, you can talk to your father-in-law like this.
10:09Mr. Chaudhary, he doesn't want a woman.
10:11Yes.
10:12Come here.
10:13Come here. Sit here.
10:14Sit here.
10:15Sit here.
10:15I have brought your love.
10:17You have brought my love?
10:18Yes, my friend.
10:19Give me your head.
10:20Yes.
10:23But if the bride is sitting here
10:24then her husband should also sit with her.
10:26Yes, the bride and the groom should sit together.
10:28Yes, Mr. Chaudhary.
10:29Yes, sit here.
10:30But you know what?
10:31Old people don't look good when they are standing.
10:32Yes, that's right.
10:33Yes.
10:34This is also a good thing.
10:35It's good.
10:37It doesn't look good.
10:37Look, the ladies are standing here.
10:38The ladies are standing. Yes.
10:40Come on.
10:42Sir, this is amazing.
10:44It's a new marriage.
10:45The groom and the bride are not allowed to sit together.
10:48No, but it looks as if Mr. Chaudhary has also come.
10:50Yes.
10:51This is a bad thing.
10:52Yes, it's a bad thing.
10:52Yes.
10:53But..
10:54But it's not strange for a daughter-in-law
10:56to sit with her father-in-law.
10:58But sir..
10:59Sir, don't you know how to count the chairs?