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After losing election for US Congress, the well spoken Hannah coaches a beer vendor for the position as he, contrary to Hannah, has a likable personality. Can they learn from each other?  Setelah kalah dalam pemilihan Kongres AS, Hannah yang pandai bicara melatih penjual bir untuk posisi tersebut karena dia, berbeda dengan Hannah, memiliki kepribadian yang menyenangkan. Bisakah mereka belajar satu sama lain? Stars Julia Stiles, David Walton, Camryn Manheim. Please Full watch the movie, Like and Follow this Channel Thank you so much

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00:00:00Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, oh, oh, oh, excuse you there, excuse

00:00:21Coming through, coming through, watch your back

00:00:23She speaks for the children

00:00:27She speaks for the parents

00:00:30Ladies and gentlemen, she speaks for the real Boston

00:00:37So the lady you've all been waiting for, Hannah Higgins

00:00:50Thank you, thank you, thank you all so much for your invaluable support in my run for this congressional seat

00:01:18Sadly, sadly, I was just informed the outcome has not been what we hoped

00:01:28The words with which I might express my gratitude would never equal the tireless efforts put forth by those involved in my campaign

00:01:35Particularly my friend and campaign manager, Colleen Pickering

00:01:40It is my sincere belief that all parties are working toward the good of the country to find solutions to the problems facing all of us

00:01:52It is in that spirit of bipartisanship with which we thusly concede the election

00:02:02And congratulate my opponent, Mr. Wade Bradbury

00:02:08Thank you

00:02:13Well done

00:02:14I know with only 60% of the polls in, some people think we jumped the gun on the speech

00:02:18But with the numbers being what they are, I think the earlier the concession, the more dignity we'll keep

00:02:24Dignity being a state of mind

00:02:26Congressional candidate Hannah Higgins suffered a stunning defeat today

00:02:30Losing by a wide margin to former television weatherman Wade Bradbury

00:02:34WCHA was on the scene for voter reaction

00:02:37Hannah Higgins? Nah, I didn't vote for her

00:02:39She reminded me of my high school principal

00:02:41I liked what she was saying about education and stuff, but she's just so, I don't know, she's such a cold fish, you know?

00:02:49Yeah, I voted for her, but only because the idea of voting for the weatherman was absolutely repugnant

00:02:55No, no, no, I voted for the guy from TV

00:02:58The guy makes me laugh every time he does the weather

00:03:01Like when he goes over and says, now we'll go to the Doppler Radar

00:03:06Cracks me up, he'll say, Doppler Radar

00:03:09I'm gonna tell you what her problem is

00:03:11That lady talks like she's too smart for her own good

00:03:13As if creating legislation for 300 million people is a job for which intelligence is a disqualification

00:03:19Uh-oh, it looks like Wade Bradbury is about to make his victory speech

00:03:24We don't have to watch this, Hannah

00:03:26It's not as if the evening could get any worse

00:03:28I want to thank all my supporters here and out there

00:03:32I am honored that everyday people like you have chosen an everyday guy like me to represent you in Washington

00:03:41Why don't we do this the way you guys like?

00:03:47I plan on bringing a high-pressure system of change to Washington

00:03:51With the support you've shown tonight, I'll blow out the fog of old ideas and rain down prosperity and happiness

00:04:05Now it's onward

00:04:06Let's change which way the wind is blowing in Washington

00:04:14That's the problem, he doesn't know which way the wind is blowing

00:04:17He's a terrible weatherman

00:04:18Over 73% of his forecasts are inaccurate

00:04:21He said that today was gonna be bright and sunny

00:04:23And it's amazing how he tries to pass himself off as this everyday guy while he's standing there in a $4,000 Italian suit

00:04:30His parents built the wing of a library to get him into an Ivy League school and yet he has the nerve to paint me as an elitist?

00:04:36I don't think your undying commitment to proper speech helped

00:04:41I have no idea to what you are referring

00:04:45I don't think it hurts to ask yourselves who you'd rather have a beer with

00:04:49I believe you mean with whom one would want to have a beer

00:04:53This is the perfect example of our need to improve education

00:04:56Frankly, I find your grammar appalling

00:04:58It wasn't hard to convince voters that you thought you were the smartest person in the room

00:05:01You've been in most of those rooms, we are

00:05:04Wish I had your problems, must be nice to be too smart

00:05:07Suddenly it seems everyone is a political consultant

00:05:10No, I'm just a beer vendor

00:05:12I beg your pardon, what's that?

00:05:14I'm just a beer vendor, you know, deliver beers, kegs and such, pick up empties after they break down the bar

00:05:20Hand out samples here and there, you know, that sort of thing

00:05:24I do believe he's trying to communicate

00:05:27Fine, go on, crack wise

00:05:29I think we met in the kitchen, it's Elliot, is it?

00:05:33Yeah, Elliot Doolittle, pleased to meet you

00:05:35Nice to meet you

00:05:36I think what Mr. Doolittle is trying to say is that he's a beer vendor

00:05:40Yes, I suppose I did catch some of that

00:05:43Oh, sure, yeah, take your shots at me

00:05:46You know who's having the last laugh here?

00:05:48Me

00:05:49Because I voted for the other guy

00:05:50Sure, he's lace-curtain Irish

00:05:52But he don't seem like the kind of guy that would make fun of a fella

00:05:55Matter of fact, he seems like the type, I don't know, pick up a sixer at a Paki and talk about the Bruins

00:06:01We've come to this?

00:06:04I'll have you know that there was more riding on this election

00:06:07Than finding someone with whom you could discuss your precious Bruins

00:06:11Okay, here we go

00:06:12Oh yes, here we go

00:06:14This country once had one of the best educated populations in the world

00:06:17Now we're ranked 33rd

00:06:19As education flounders, crime and unemployment rise

00:06:22But instead of addressing these issues, we'd rather elect weathermen to Congress

00:06:26And distract ourselves with reality television and the tattooed circus

00:06:30Otherwise known as professional basketball

00:06:32Maybe we should just swallow on our demise

00:06:34For which someone like you could be the perfect poster boy

00:06:40Yeah, well, just so you know, the Bruins ain't basketball, it's hockey

00:06:44You should at least know what sports teams represent Boston if you want to represent Boston

00:06:49I guess you're not quite so smart as you think you are

00:06:52What frustrates me is not how poorly you speak, but how unnecessarily poorly you speak

00:06:57With a little education and effort, your insults could be as well spoken as anyone's

00:07:02I suppose this means we're calling it an evening

00:07:06Goodnight, Mr. Doolittle

00:07:08Yeah, well, nice talking to you

00:07:31Good night

00:08:01Good night

00:08:22Frank, you know me a long time

00:08:24You think I talk funny?

00:08:26No, sir

00:08:27What are you, an hoopie?

00:08:29You talk wicked good

00:08:30Good as anyone I know

00:08:32That's what I thought

00:08:59Thank you so much for changing your schedule last minute and coming down to our school

00:09:15I really think that meeting some of the new staff was tremendously helpful for them

00:09:19Oh, my pleasure

00:09:21Colleen and I'll have an updated curriculum for the students with learning disabilities by next week

00:09:25And the school board is going to visit to observe classes on Thursday

00:09:28So, in the meantime, if you need anything, call me at the office

00:09:31Thank you

00:09:32Thank you

00:09:44I think I need an extra pills now over at Clancy's

00:09:47Got it

00:09:49Yo, Frankie!

00:09:51Hey there, Elliot!

00:09:52Hey, guys, listen up, okay?

00:09:54Mackie Carmichael's going to the hospital

00:09:56He's finally getting that thing removed

00:09:57And Mary Louise is on maternity

00:09:59So?

00:10:00So?

00:10:01We're looking for replacements for the bowling team

00:10:03Uh-huh

00:10:04You think my wife's going to let me run around with a couple of beauties like you twos?

00:10:08Stop it, you!

00:10:09You charmer

00:10:10Hey, what about you, Elliot, huh?

00:10:12We could use a strapping fella like you on the team

00:10:14Wish I wasn't working nights

00:10:16Did you hear?

00:10:17Henkels is retiring

00:10:18Yeah

00:10:19We're going to be looking for a new sales rep

00:10:21Yeah, what's a guy like that make, anyways?

00:10:24Really?

00:10:25Why?

00:10:26I think it's because we're in HR

00:10:27We know everybody's business

00:10:28No, I think it's because you already know everybody's business

00:10:31Is why they put yous in HR

00:10:33Hey, look, you guys, it's confidential, okay?

00:10:35Can't really talk about it

00:10:37But I can say he makes more than the two of yous combined

00:10:41And then some

00:10:42And then some on top of that

00:10:43Right?

00:10:44Focu bucks

00:10:45Focu, big bucks

00:10:46Big bucks

00:10:47Trust me

00:10:48Let's go

00:10:49I want to get a beer

00:10:57Hello?

00:10:58Did you check out the morning news?

00:11:00I just sent you the link

00:11:02Check out?

00:11:04I'm not in a hotel

00:11:05I'm getting ready for work

00:11:06It's a perfectly appropriate phrase, Hannah

00:11:09Maybe you could look at the link

00:11:11And then you could check out Webster's, hmm?

00:11:14A shocking turn of events today

00:11:16As freshman congressman Wade Bradbury

00:11:18In a hometown appearance here in Boston

00:11:21Held an ill-timed rally on the steps of the city

00:11:25I'd like to introduce legislation

00:11:27That will clear up these issues for families

00:11:30Much like the skies need clearing here today

00:11:36We'll blow out the oppressive drizzle of taxes

00:11:39And bask in the sunshine of a brighter day

00:11:46Eyewitnesses report that the incident was quick and painless

00:11:50Oh, my

00:11:52Exactly

00:11:53The governor of Massachusetts

00:11:54Has expressed his condolences to the family

00:11:57And stated there will be a special election

00:11:59To fill the vacancy

00:12:00To take place not less than four months from now

00:12:05Venture capitalist Andrew Bridgeworth is here today

00:12:08Announcing his candidacy for the congressional seat

00:12:10Made vacant by the tragic passing

00:12:12Of representative Wade Bradbury

00:12:14I look forward to bringing my extensive experience

00:12:16In the private sector to Washington

00:12:19This is why we've asked you here

00:12:21To discuss mounting another run

00:12:23Yes

00:12:24It would be necessary

00:12:26To address the major concern

00:12:28In all of the polling data

00:12:30Which comes down to Ms. Higgins'

00:12:32Likeability factor

00:12:34We need to work on your posture

00:12:36But I have perfect posture

00:12:38Which is exactly the problem

00:12:39It makes you seem unyielding

00:12:41Through a rigorous combination of yoga,

00:12:43Pilates, and Ukrainian folk dance

00:12:45I plan on making you look like a woman

00:12:47Pilates and Ukrainian folk dance

00:12:49I plan on getting you to slouch more

00:12:51And the hair

00:12:52No, no, no

00:12:53Your hair

00:12:54It says I am stuck in a sorority house production

00:12:56Of Bye Bye Birdie

00:12:58I had no idea I had such chatty liberal arts hair

00:13:01But our bigger problem is you're a woman

00:13:03Are you suggesting I not be a woman?

00:13:06I don't think we can do anything about that at this point

00:13:09But women in politics face a double-edged sword

00:13:11You're currently seen as unfeeling

00:13:13Which it's easier for a man to get away with

00:13:15But if we go too far in the other direction

00:13:17You could be seen as hysterical or flighty

00:13:19Another major problem is your wardrobe

00:13:22I'd soften your image by putting you in sweater sets

00:13:25Really?

00:13:26We lost an election by 14 points

00:13:28And you think that you could fix that with sweater sets?

00:13:31Obviously what you're currently doing isn't working

00:13:37I see

00:13:39So if I understand you all correctly

00:13:42The only way that I can win an election

00:13:44Is by changing how I look, speak and act

00:13:48Yeah

00:13:49Exactly

00:13:50Oui

00:13:53Okay

00:13:54I will take that into consideration

00:13:57And we will be in touch

00:14:02Thank you

00:14:06That did not go well

00:14:07No

00:14:09Perhaps this is what a frog feels like when it is dissected

00:14:13Hannah, I thought a few of their comments were valuable

00:14:16I know it's not easy to hear

00:14:19There's Mr. Doolittle here to see Hannah

00:14:23Oh, um

00:14:25Sit, I'll take care of it

00:14:28I'm sorry

00:14:42Hello?

00:14:43I'm Colleen Pickering

00:14:44I'm Miss Higgins' business partner

00:14:46Can I help you with something?

00:14:47Yeah, hey there

00:14:48Yeah, I thought about calling

00:14:49But then I thought I'd just, you know, stop by

00:14:51Wait, aren't you...

00:14:52Hey, remember me?

00:14:53Poster boy

00:14:55Poster boy?

00:14:56Yeah, it was election night

00:14:57Your friend was haunting me

00:14:58About being a poster boy for the Mies

00:15:00Oh, yes

00:15:01I'm sorry, she was...

00:15:03Well, in a mood that evening

00:15:05I know, it was a rough night for her

00:15:07Hopefully she's better now

00:15:09Not particularly, no

00:15:11Can I please relay a message to her, perhaps?

00:15:13Oh, yeah

00:15:14Well, as she was taking off

00:15:15She said something about teaching and stuff

00:15:17And I'm thinking that's what she does

00:15:19Well, she's an educational professional

00:15:21Oh, that's great

00:15:22Yeah, I see there's this job

00:15:24See, you guys can be retiring sales rep

00:15:26For the Boston Colony Beverage Company

00:15:28I work nights driving delivery trucks for them

00:15:30So this would be a big step up

00:15:32And, you know, I'd be wicked good at it

00:15:35The thing is, see, I already tried for a job like that before

00:15:38And they turned me down

00:15:39And said the job's all about, you know, talking to people

00:15:41And I was thinking, like, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:15:43Like, I could talk to anybody

00:15:44But then I figured it out

00:15:46It's not so much if you can talk to folks

00:15:48It's how good you can talk to them, you know?

00:15:50I see, so you're hoping to improve that

00:15:53Yeah, yeah, I figure the guys doing the hiring

00:15:55They talk like your friends

00:15:56So that's probably what they're looking for, you know

00:15:58So I'm just hoping she could teach me to talk good, you know

00:16:00Or at least, you know, more better, you know

00:16:03Have you seen Pierce?

00:16:04I was wondering if he could find me some aspirin

00:16:07Um, he's pulling something down in the file room

00:16:09But he'll be back shortly

00:16:10Hannah, perhaps you remember Elliot Doolittle?

00:16:13We met him on election night at the hotel

00:16:15I remember you were doing your best to insult me

00:16:18Let me guess, you finally came up with a snappy retort?

00:16:21Well, uh, seems to me, you know

00:16:23I was just trying to give back a little of what I got, you know

00:16:26It wasn't exactly what I call nice, you know what I mean?

00:16:29There is often a gap between those who are nice

00:16:32And those who are correct

00:16:34Mr. Doolittle came at your suggestion

00:16:37That he might learn some proper ways of expressing himself

00:16:40Yeah, and I got a little scratch stashed away

00:16:42So, you know, I could pay for lessons

00:16:45This is a consulting firm for educational institutions

00:16:48We develop teaching tools and curriculums

00:16:51I don't tutor for medial grammar and diction on an individual basis

00:16:55Well, my money's just as good as the next guy's

00:16:57Money is not the issue here

00:16:58What is at issue is my time

00:17:01I trust you can see yourself out

00:17:05Thank you for stopping by, Mr. Doolittle

00:17:07Oh, thank you

00:17:09You have a good day

00:17:12Maybe later we could just go outside and kick some stray dogs

00:17:15I know, I know

00:17:16I know, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time

00:17:19I was frustrated about your consultants tearing me apart

00:17:22I kept yammering on about how

00:17:25In order to become a more viable candidate

00:17:27I must transform myself into somebody more...

00:17:30Likeable

00:17:32Hmm, from your behavior in the lobby

00:17:35I can't imagine why they'd think that

00:17:37You know, you bite somebody's head off

00:17:39And then you wonder why they're electing the local weatherman

00:17:42Or the local beer vendor

00:17:44Yeah, now you're being snippy

00:17:46Because nobody is electing the local beer vendor to anything

00:17:49But they might

00:17:50Perhaps if likeable wins elections

00:17:52Then even he could win

00:17:56That is the third conversation he has had with a total stranger

00:17:59And they've all walked away smiling

00:18:01Well, I wish it were that easy

00:18:03I've been hearing all morning about how

00:18:05The electorate is only interested in voting for everyday likeable people

00:18:09I propose that they don't come more everyday and likeable

00:18:12Than your friend Elliot Doolittle

00:18:14My friend?

00:18:16Well, admittedly he does make friends easily

00:18:18Wait, think about it

00:18:20We could spend months trying to transform me

00:18:22Into somebody completely different

00:18:24Or it appears we have somebody perfectly likeable right there

00:18:27You know that I am thinking about running again

00:18:29Only because I think that my ideas could really benefit people

00:18:32But it is not about getting me elected

00:18:35Yes, in the canon of your faults

00:18:37Self-aggrandizement doesn't really appear

00:18:39At least not prominently

00:18:41Then allow me to present you with a conduit for my ideas

00:18:45I propose we get Elliot Doolittle elected to Congress

00:18:48That's crazy

00:18:50He's not even educated

00:18:52And we are the best educators I know

00:18:54But if you're afraid of a friendly wager

00:19:00What kind of a wager?

00:19:01You've always been jealous that I have the larger office

00:19:03Me? Jealous?

00:19:05Oh, that is so petty

00:19:08Although you do have a better parking spot than I do

00:19:10Is that included in the wager?

00:19:11I'll throw in both if he doesn't win

00:19:13Really?

00:19:18Admittedly there is something very appealing

00:19:20About those broad folksy shoulders of his

00:19:23And I suspect that underneath that scraggly beard

00:19:26There could be a campaign-worthy jawline

00:19:32You think he'd go for it?

00:19:33There's only one way to find out

00:19:36Excuse me, excuse me, Mr. Doolittle

00:19:38Good luck to you, all right

00:19:41I have a proposition for you

00:19:43Oh yeah, what can I do for you?

00:19:45Well, it's what we can do for one another

00:19:48It seems there's a representative position open in the area

00:19:51Yeah, that's what I was telling Colleen

00:19:53Colleen, is it?

00:19:55Yes, well, as you told Colleen

00:19:58You're interested in becoming a candidate?

00:20:00Yeah, of course

00:20:01I mean, I'm just as good as Colleen

00:20:03Yeah, of course

00:20:04I mean, I'm just as good as the next guy

00:20:06And it should be open to anybody, you know what I mean?

00:20:08That does seem to be a basic tenet in this country

00:20:11Yeah, you know, I just figure, like, if you could get me

00:20:14Like, a little better at all the talking and stuff

00:20:16Well, that would take work

00:20:17Oh, Doolittle, I ain't afraid of a little work

00:20:19I insist on paying for lessons

00:20:22I'm sure that we could work something out

00:20:24That is awesome!

00:20:27I'm gonna be the best-downed sales rep

00:20:29The Boston Colony Beverage Company ever had

00:20:33Yes, I'm becoming quite convinced

00:20:36That you would make a splendid representative

00:20:39Thank you very much

00:20:42We start work tomorrow promptly at 9

00:20:44Oh, I'll be here at 8.45

00:21:04Well, he seems to have passed the background check

00:21:07No felonies or scandals that we can find

00:21:09And he volunteers at a soup kitchen

00:21:12Over in Charlestown once a month

00:21:14So, he's pretty much a blank canvas

00:21:17Sounds like an ideal candidate

00:21:20An ideal candidate for your ideas

00:21:23Is what you're saying, right?

00:21:24You have to admit they are better ideas

00:21:26Than what most people are saying

00:21:28I mean, I don't know

00:21:30You have to admit they are better ideas

00:21:32Than what most people are bringing to Washington

00:21:34So, if I can't get elected

00:21:36Then why not find somebody else to present them?

00:21:49Well, good morning, Mr. Doolittle

00:21:50I see that you're here bright and early

00:21:52I'm erring to go

00:21:54Our first order of business is taking care of this

00:21:58All right then, let's go

00:21:59What did she mean by that?

00:22:00What do you mean by that?

00:22:01Trust me, you're going to thank us later

00:22:07Just tell me where we're going, I'll...

00:22:11It's going to be fun

00:22:12Oh no, I'm not going to a salon

00:22:29What?

00:22:35And what might we be doing today?

00:22:37Well, for starters, you can burn this

00:22:39What? That's my favorite hat

00:22:41That should be no one's favorite anything

00:22:46Godspeed

00:22:59What?

00:23:12He's ready

00:23:22Oh

00:23:23Is his hair too short in the back?

00:23:25Well, I like a little length

00:23:27His hair curls back there

00:23:29I wanted a clean look

00:23:31My goodness

00:23:33I do believe he looks better than we ever hoped for

00:23:37I must admit I had my doubts at first

00:23:39But it's actually been my pleasure

00:23:43It is so rare to see you speechless

00:23:46I think I'm going to really enjoy this process

00:23:49Don't be ridiculous

00:23:50I was just thinking about how we need to change his wardrobe

00:23:57I know

00:24:03So, how does your new haircut feel?

00:24:05Well, my neck feels like a baby's bottom

00:24:08Really weird

00:24:12Uh, yeah, this place is a little bit out of my reach

00:24:16I mean, I ain't got the job yet

00:24:18I can't afford these kind of duds

00:24:20Oh, don't worry about it

00:24:21We'll front you the cash

00:24:23I have so much confidence that we will get you this job

00:24:26You can pay us back

00:24:52I was thinking something simple with light stripe

00:24:55This all feels so partisan

00:25:06If I belonged to a younger generation, I would say,

00:25:09Dang, he is fine

00:25:11Might I remind you that is the exact generation we are trying to rescue from such phrases?

00:25:16Let me just say this, Elliot

00:25:18If I didn't know you better, I'd say you looked like a young Kennedy

00:25:21Really?

00:25:22I feel like a total Bonnie

00:25:25But I said I'd put myself in your hands

00:25:28Don't ruin the moment by speaking

00:25:30And stop slouching

00:25:32Stand up straight

00:25:33Nothing ruins a good suit like bad posture

00:25:37Now the real work begins

00:25:43I parked the car in the far part of the yard

00:25:46No, I parked the car in the far part of the yard

00:25:50That's what I said, I parked the car in the far part of the yard

00:25:53No, the R's, R's, R's

00:25:56You can hear the difference, can't you?

00:25:57Yeah, you sound all wonky

00:25:59Perhaps you should try wonky this time, again

00:26:02I parked the car in the far part of the yard

00:26:09Good

00:26:10Now let's see if we can get you to stop sounding like a pirate

00:26:13Having a heart attack while gargling

00:26:17Okay

00:26:19Well, Elliot, too little, is it? Hello

00:26:21Hey, it's a pleasure to meet you

00:26:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:26:24You have it all wrong

00:26:25You don't lunge at whomever you're shaking hands with

00:26:28One or two steps forward is fine

00:26:29Confidence, but not aggression

00:26:31And though the rule may have changed

00:26:33It is appropriate to allow a lady to offer her hand first

00:26:36One or two shakes is fine

00:26:37She's not a bicycle pump

00:26:40What are you doing?

00:26:41I gotta take some notes

00:26:42I didn't know there was so much to a simple handshake

00:26:45The quick quail crossing to and fro

00:26:51Quietly called out quid pro quo

00:26:57Well done, well done

00:26:59You sure we gotta do all this work for me to be a sales rep?

00:27:03Well, there are all sorts of representatives, aren't there?

00:27:07So wouldn't you want to be prepared for whatever option presents itself?

00:27:10Yeah, I guess

00:27:12Oh, but wait, quid pro quo, is that a thing?

00:27:15A thing

00:27:17It's a Latin expression for give and take

00:27:19Like an exchange of one thing for another

00:27:22Okay

00:27:24Now, mind the vowels

00:27:27Okay, but it's only been a couple of weeks

00:27:29I mean, you can't expect me to be perfect yet

00:27:31You know, like you guys

00:27:32You guys? Excuse me?

00:27:33You know what I mean, you and Colleen

00:27:35Okay, I know you're not guys

00:27:37I mean, you're a woman

00:27:38But, no, you're not

00:27:39You're a...

00:27:40I'm not a woman?

00:27:41Well, no, you are

00:27:42But you're a...

00:27:43You're a lady

00:27:44I mean, that's...

00:27:45Is that okay?

00:27:46That's not, um...

00:27:47What is that word?

00:27:48Uh...

00:27:49Condescending, if I think of you as a lady?

00:27:51No, that's nice

00:27:53It's a lot better than you guys

00:27:55Oh, but wait, hold on a second

00:27:57I looked it up

00:28:00And it says...

00:28:01Yes

00:28:02So, guys has become acceptable slang

00:28:05In referring to a group of non-gender

00:28:08Gender

00:28:10Specific individuals

00:28:11Colleen never should have given you her annotated dictionary

00:28:14Slang is the purview of the Twitter set

00:28:16And it is with good reason that Twitter begins with twit

00:28:20Now, let me hear the tongue twister

00:28:23How come I'm the one always trying to talk like...

00:28:25Speak like you?

00:28:26I mean, not everyone in Boston speaks that way

00:28:29Much to my dismay

00:28:31You should say something regular for a change

00:28:33Why would I do that?

00:28:35How did you put it?

00:28:36Uh...

00:28:37You are a practitioner of the art

00:28:40The art of language

00:28:42I mean, if that's true

00:28:43You should speak my dialect

00:28:45A little quid pro quo as it was

00:28:48As it were

00:28:49As it were

00:28:55Unless you can't do it

00:29:01You know, if you'd quit being such a chowderhead

00:29:03I'd get you talking so wicked good

00:29:05I don't even know you down around Somerville

00:29:09That was awesome!

00:29:14That was killer awesome!

00:29:16If you tell Colleen, I'll deny that that ever happened

00:29:19Man, you are good

00:29:21You are a practitioner of the art of language

00:29:28It's been five weeks

00:29:29And the deadline to announce his candidacy is fast approaching

00:29:32Which is why I am looking for this

00:29:35My lucky pen

00:29:37Is that the same lucky pen that I use to sign my campaign documents?

00:29:41Is this how you're going to win our friendly wager by sabotage?

00:29:44My, my

00:29:45Politics apparently brings out the suspicious side of your nature

00:29:49I admit, originally I was skeptical

00:29:53But Elliot is showing some great promise

00:29:57I would certainly consider voting for him over Andrew Bridgeworth

00:30:01You think he's ready for a short speech?

00:30:03A proper copy, copy, copy

00:30:05A proper copy, copy, copy

00:30:07A crappy, a proper copy, copy

00:30:09Done it!

00:30:11Photo op, press release

00:30:16Great work

00:30:20State building, why are we going here first?

00:30:22This is where you have to file all your paperwork

00:30:24No, I'm pretty sure we just drop off the application at the beverage company

00:30:27What?

00:30:28What do you mean beverage company?

00:30:30Oh yes, about that

00:30:31That's what we've been doing this whole time, right?

00:30:33With all the clothes and the lessons

00:30:34Getting me ready to be a sales rep at the Boston Colony Beverage Company

00:30:38Actually Elliot

00:30:40We've been preparing you as a candidate for the House of Representatives in Washington D.C.

00:30:45Perhaps I wasn't clear about that?

00:30:47You mean like Congress?

00:30:49Are you out of your minds?

00:30:52This is all simply just a misunderstanding

00:30:55A mis, a misunderstanding?

00:30:58Are you seriously, are you kidding me right now?

00:31:01I mean I think the misunderstanding is me thinking you two aren't

00:31:04Straight up crazy

00:31:06I'm gonna go put in my application at some place where everyone isn't completely insane

00:31:11Wait, Elliot

00:31:18I was sure that

00:31:21Once we got this far he would just go along with it

00:31:23But you didn't tell him, did you?

00:31:25I did

00:31:27In my own way

00:31:29Your own way?

00:31:30Which is pretty much like a steamroller

00:31:32You just decide a course of action and then roll over everybody who isn't on board

00:31:36If it's the best course of action then why wouldn't everyone be on board?

00:31:39Okay Hannah, go ahead and be glib

00:31:42This time you have really crossed the line

00:31:55Okay

00:32:17Can I help you?

00:32:22Wait a minute

00:32:24As I live and breathe

00:32:26Is that Elliot Doolittle?

00:32:27Good morning ladies

00:32:29My my my, you clean up good son

00:32:31Don't you clean up good Viv?

00:32:32Ooh la la, I will say so

00:32:34Good thing I'm not 20 years younger

00:32:36But wait, why are you dressed like that?

00:32:39Oh you poor dear, did someone die?

00:32:41No, no ma'am, nothing like that

00:32:43I am here to get John Henkel's job as distribution rep

00:32:48I've been working on some things and

00:32:50I plan on being the best rep this company ever had

00:32:52You'd be real good at that, don't you think he'd be good at that Viv?

00:32:54Awful good

00:32:55So good

00:32:56Real good

00:32:57Really good

00:32:58Too bad though, Mr. Walters just offered the job to his nephew

00:33:01Yeah

00:33:02He did?

00:33:03Yeah

00:33:04Just between us, the nephew

00:33:06Let's just say he's real lucky his uncle owns a company, you know what I'm saying?

00:33:10I can't shoot him a six pack you know

00:33:12I mean, what are you going to do?

00:33:14What can you do?

00:33:15What are you going to do?

00:33:16I'm sorry honey

00:33:17Yeah

00:33:18Well it's no big deal

00:33:19No

00:33:21Thank you very much

00:33:22I'm sorry honey

00:33:23You guys have a good day

00:33:24Sorry honey

00:33:25Hang in there honey

00:33:27Oh that breaks my heart

00:33:29That broke my heart

00:33:35It's been three days and we haven't seen hide nor hair of Elliot Doolittle

00:33:40It seems we have two courses of action

00:33:43You can either admit defeat

00:33:45When have I ever given up on anything?

00:33:47Or we can resort to more drastic measures and you could apologize

00:33:52Alright, I'm sorry

00:33:57Hannah, I'm sorry

00:33:59Don't apologize to me, apologize to Mr. Doolittle

00:34:17I'm sorry

00:34:48Sharpening skills

00:34:49Sheep

00:34:51You were practicing

00:34:53No I wasn't

00:34:57You know proper manners would dictate that you invite me in

00:35:00Suit yourself

00:35:03Hey

00:35:16That's a lovely picture, cute kids

00:35:20I didn't realize you were married

00:35:22One of a number of things you failed to ask me

00:35:26I suppose I deserve that

00:35:32I'm not married

00:35:34It's my sister Bonnie and her family

00:35:37Frank died in a construction accident a few years back

00:35:41I'm so sorry to hear that

00:35:44Did he have life insurance?

00:35:46Life insurance? Do you know who you are?

00:35:49People around here are lucky enough to just have a job

00:35:52There's a job opening up in Congress

00:35:55And you decided to put me up for it all by yourself without my consent

00:35:59Why? Because in your world you think I talk like an idiot so I must be one?

00:36:03No, no you're not an idiot, that's quite obvious

00:36:06You never could have accomplished such great things in such a short period of time

00:36:12You have an amazingly keen ear

00:36:14Your grasp of phonetics and the way you've adapted your grammar

00:36:17It's quite remarkable really

00:36:19I've never taught anyone like you

00:36:21You think you can just drop by here and flatter me a little, is that it?

00:36:24Flattery is beneath me

00:36:25Then what exactly are you doing here?

00:36:27You have such amazing potential

00:36:29When I think of the things that we could accomplish

00:36:31And you have the audacity to accuse me of treating you unfairly?

00:36:34Okay, fine, fine

00:36:37But

00:36:39Maybe some of this is your fault too

00:36:41What?

00:36:42It infuriates me to see how low you have set your own bar

00:36:47Carrying kegs and fixing pipes is all fine and good but

00:36:51If you think that's the limit of your capabilities then

00:36:54Perhaps you are an idiot

00:37:25A few days later

00:37:38Elliot?

00:37:39Good morning

00:37:40What a pleasure it is to see you

00:37:41It's very nice to see you too

00:37:43Well I must admit the office has been a little dull these past few days

00:37:47I understand

00:37:49I trust everything is well?

00:37:51Things are great

00:37:52Good

00:37:54Helmet comes off

00:37:55Puck right in the face

00:37:56Loses a tooth

00:37:57I don't believe it

00:37:58He's the toughest guy you've ever met

00:38:00Isn't this cozy?

00:38:02Elliot was just teaching me a few hockey terms

00:38:05Ask me what a hat trick is

00:38:06I really wouldn't dare

00:38:08Oh, I forgot to ask

00:38:09How's it going at the beverage company?

00:38:11I'm sure they are so lucky to have you

00:38:13Job went to the boss' nephew

00:38:15You know how it is

00:38:16I'm sorry to hear that

00:38:17I really am

00:38:18Oh, so this is why I came back here

00:38:24I forgot that

00:38:25Sorry, I tried to fold it

00:38:26Is that it?

00:38:27I was hoping that Hannah's apology might make you rethink our campaign

00:38:32Apology?

00:38:33That's interesting

00:38:35She did say that I was infuriating

00:38:38And then she said it was my fault

00:38:40And then right before she stomped out of the house

00:38:43She stated that I very well might be an idiot

00:38:46So, you know

00:38:47Admittedly you know language better than I do

00:38:50But I don't think that's what apology means

00:38:52Hannah, is that true?

00:38:54That is an absolute fabrication

00:38:55I do not stomp

00:38:56Uh-huh

00:38:57Granted, but you were supposed to go over to Elliot's to offer him an apology

00:39:01Did you?

00:39:02In a manner of speaking

00:39:03At the very least it was implied

00:39:05Yeah, but I certainly couldn't have inferred it

00:39:07Oh, you wouldn't even know what that word means

00:39:09If I hadn't been drilling vocabulary into your skull for the last six weeks

00:39:12Even so, Elliot

00:39:13You have come quite out of your way

00:39:15Merely to return just a scarf

00:39:17So, if Hannah were to apologize for railroading you

00:39:21Railroading him?

00:39:22Shh

00:39:23Would you consider our proposal?

00:39:25Well, it depends on the apology

00:39:27I see, Hannah

00:39:29Elliot, there seems to have been a misunderstanding

00:39:32I assumed incorrectly that you had enough information

00:39:35To make a sensible decision and join us of your own accord

00:39:39You see, in that apology

00:39:40Some of the words seem to obscure the

00:39:43I'm sorry part

00:39:47Well, perhaps you will let me show you

00:39:50What I mean by objectives and sensible decision

00:39:55This is the educational enrichment program

00:39:57That I chaired for the last six years

00:39:59Is that like a practice school for teachers?

00:40:01No, we take educational theories

00:40:03And put them into actual classrooms

00:40:06Colleen and I have focused most of our efforts

00:40:08On programs to help learning disabled children

00:40:10Using visual interactive techniques

00:40:12We've had a lot of success with pilot programs all over Boston

00:40:16Students with dyslexia, for example

00:40:18Have difficulty understanding numbers in their conceptual form

00:40:21This technique allows them to associate numbers with structures

00:40:24And using their hands allows for greater long-term comprehension

00:40:27Ariel?

00:40:29X equals 127.5

00:40:32Exactly

00:40:34Our plan is to get schools to adopt these programs nationwide

00:40:41What about you, William?

00:40:44What about you? What made you become an educator?

00:40:48People lose things

00:40:50Tell me about it

00:40:51Last week my sister just couldn't find her keys

00:40:53We found them in the fridge

00:40:56I was thinking more on a larger scale

00:41:00Like this car, for example

00:41:02Vehicles get lost or stolen all the time

00:41:05People lose their homes in fires

00:41:08Businesses go bankrupt at an alarming rate

00:41:10These major things in which we put such stock

00:41:12Can be so easily lost

00:41:14Yeah, I get that

00:41:15I mean, a lot of our neighbors have been foreclosed

00:41:17The same could be said about a lot of people, I guess

00:41:23My mom passed away when I was eight

00:41:24And my dad basically raised me and my little sister

00:41:27He taught me

00:41:30That the one thing in life that could never be taken away

00:41:32Is education

00:41:34That's why our educational program and others like it

00:41:36Are so important

00:41:38We give children something that can never be lost

00:41:44That's something that I was hoping to take to Washington

00:41:48That's something I was hoping you would take to Washington

00:41:58Do you really think I could do this?

00:42:01Like get elected and help people?

00:42:05I do

00:42:07But the important thing is that you believe it yourself

00:42:11I hope you'll consider it

00:42:16Okay

00:42:20Okay, you'll consider it?

00:42:24No, I just did

00:42:26I'm in

00:42:37Okay

00:42:58Okay

00:43:02Right here, right here

00:43:07Good

00:43:09You can get down

00:43:10You can get down

00:43:13All right

00:43:16This is so embarrassing

00:43:28Stand up straight

00:43:31Smile

00:43:32Yes, yes, yes

00:43:34And

00:43:36You got it

00:43:37You got it

00:43:42Hey

00:43:54Local man enters race for vacant congressional seat

00:44:00I guess you really know you made it

00:44:02When the papers are calling you local man

00:44:05Yeah, real funny

00:44:06You're cracking me up over here

00:44:08Hey Elliot, when you get down there to Washington

00:44:10You should appoint one of them commissions

00:44:12To find out why the Celtics ain't got no outside game no more

00:44:16And you should pass a lesson

00:44:17My wife can't start yelling at me

00:44:19Until at least five minutes after I get in the door

00:44:22I'm saying that happy hour is at least three hours

00:44:25I mean, come on

00:44:27This is a top priority

00:44:28I'm going to get right on it

00:44:30Hey

00:44:35And

00:44:38You know my ma's pills?

00:44:40Yeah

00:44:41She's been taking the same medication all the time

00:44:43And it seems like

00:44:45Every year they keep jacking up the cost

00:44:49Somebody should do something

00:44:51I think you're right

00:44:57I've reworked the speech for the PAC meeting

00:45:01Pierce

00:45:02When Elliot gets here, will you have him come see me?

00:45:06There's someone here to see you

00:45:08I'd like a word or two with him myself

00:45:13And you would be?

00:45:15It's ma, why?

00:45:16You don't see the resemblance?

00:45:18Hannah, so lovely to meet you

00:45:21This is Colleen

00:45:22Hello

00:45:23Hey

00:45:25I come down so it's me and you can have us a talk

00:45:27You know, man to woman

00:45:31Can I offer you something to drink?

00:45:33You wouldn't happen to have a beer handy?

00:45:38No, no, I'm afraid we don't

00:45:40Coffee or tea perhaps?

00:45:42Can you make that coffee Irish?

00:45:45No? Well, I'm good then

00:45:47Care to step into my office?

00:45:52It's funny, we did a background check on Elliot before the campaign

00:45:55There was no mention of his mother

00:45:57Probably because we ain't got the same last name

00:46:00If you want to get all proper about it

00:46:01I'm Allie O'Malley Doolittle McLaren Dabrowski

00:46:05Ain't that a mouthful?

00:46:06It certainly is

00:46:09As long as we're being blunt here

00:46:11Might as well come right out with it

00:46:14What's the racket you're running?

00:46:18Racket?

00:46:20No need to play coy with me, sister

00:46:22I know the folks give you money when you run for office

00:46:24That Bridgeworth fellas loaded

00:46:27So maybe you shake them down for some

00:46:28So his Elliot will drop out of the race, right?

00:46:31Being his mom and all

00:46:32I figure I'm entitled to part of the take

00:46:34Oh no, no, you have it all wrong

00:46:36We are intent on getting your son elected to Congress

00:46:39Oh, so you're running the long con is what you're doing

00:46:42You get him into office

00:46:43You get the kickbacks from the lobbyists

00:46:45So-called appearance fees

00:46:46And don't think I ain't heard all that back money

00:46:49We believe your son's candidacy could actually help people

00:46:54My Elliot?

00:46:56You gotta be kidding me

00:46:58That boy's always had more heart than brains

00:47:01But if he's gonna be helping people

00:47:02He might as well start with yours truly here

00:47:05I figure it might be worth your while

00:47:06So give me a little something-something

00:47:08One of them stippins or stipends, whatever you call it

00:47:11You could consider me a consultant on how to handle my kid

00:47:16There's my baby boy!

00:47:20Ma, what are you doing here?

00:47:23Lookie there

00:47:25You got him all dolled up

00:47:28I get the impression you all want me showing up at every campaign stop

00:47:32Especially since my biggest question to anybody running for office

00:47:35Is how they plan on preparing for the oncoming zombie apocalypse

00:47:40And that ain't gonna go over well with Elliot here

00:47:42Because he's afraid of zombies

00:47:45Is that so?

00:47:46We discovered your Achilles heel?

00:47:47What? No

00:47:49I mean, listen

00:47:51Zombies are unsettling, we can all agree

00:47:54Wait, hold on a sec

00:47:55Are you gonna let her turn this into a deliberation on zombies?

00:47:59Deliberation? Listen to Mr. Pink

00:48:01How much cash do we have in the office?

00:48:03You are not seriously considering Pink, are you?

00:48:06She is threatening to show up at every campaign event

00:48:08Plus, it'll give us insight into Elliot's history

00:48:13We're prepared to make you a deal

00:48:14How does a grand sound?

00:48:15What? No, no, no

00:48:16Do not encourage her

00:48:18Shut up

00:48:19Grown-ups are talking here

00:48:22Now that's way too generous

00:48:25With that kind of money, I'd feel obligated to use it for something useful

00:48:28Like put it on the rent

00:48:29I just want to go have me a good time with some friends

00:48:31Get my drink on, maybe put some money down on a pony or two

00:48:35So a hundred, a hundred and fifty is about as much as I could spend

00:48:38Without feeling too bad about it

00:48:42You drive a hard bargain, but you got yourself a deal

00:48:55One of the most highly respected countries

00:48:57I mean, nations, nations

00:48:59What is my problem?

00:49:00You've practiced this speech a thousand times

00:49:02Just relax

00:49:03Relax? Oh yeah, okay

00:49:04That's easy for you to say, huh?

00:49:06Relax

00:49:07Elliot, she's right

00:49:08And the Boston Civic Alliance is practically on your side already

00:49:11They were big supporters of Hannah's

00:49:13And their president, Humphrey Rossdale

00:49:15Was my co-chair over at New England Preparatory

00:49:17After the speech, just stick to generalities when talking to people

00:49:20And breathe

00:49:21The first rule is always to just keep breathing

00:49:25America has gone from being one of the most highly educated nations

00:49:30To thirty-third

00:49:32As your representative in Congress

00:49:34I will pledge to make education a top priority

00:49:39He's doing very well

00:49:40Yeah, we need to relax his gestures

00:49:42You close it

00:49:43But we're okay

00:49:44It is my sincere desire that we guarantee

00:49:46That no child in our schools is denied access

00:49:49To the lifetime advantages that only education can provide

00:49:54Thank you very much

00:50:03Excuse me

00:50:04Excuse me

00:50:07Excuse me

00:50:08Thank you so much for joining us today, Mr. Doolittle

00:50:12What are your thoughts about the current cuts

00:50:14And how they're affecting education?

00:50:16We didn't prepare for a Q&A

00:50:24Well

00:50:37The cuts deeply affect our schools

00:50:49You know, an example is my niece

00:50:51Her favorite teacher, Mrs. Gunther

00:50:54Was laid off

00:50:55And she was transferred to an already overcrowded classroom

00:50:58We need to figure out another way to balance the budget

00:51:01Because the ones paying for these cuts

00:51:03Are the children

00:51:07Where did that come from?

00:51:08He's actually fielding the question

00:51:10It's like

00:51:11It's like the Three Stooges

00:51:13Oh dear

00:51:14You know how it is when Mo pokes Curly in the eyes?

00:51:18Yeah, we just lost Hillary Townsend's vote

00:51:20Yeah, I think that's the least of our worries

00:51:22Well, that's what it's like with our kids

00:51:24Except we're not giving them the tools to stop it

00:51:27To go like

00:51:28Go like this

00:51:29So I'm asking you

00:51:30Do you really want Mo

00:51:32Gouging our kids in the eyes?

00:51:36Thank you

00:51:37We'd like to thank Mr. Doolittle for speaking to us today

00:51:42Remember, we are just five weeks away from the special election

00:51:46And now we'll adjourn for tea and cake

00:51:51Thank you so much

00:51:53All right, I gotta go

00:51:55Thank you so much

00:51:58I must say, there is a folksy populism to him

00:52:02And according to our straw polls

00:52:04He's leading Andrew Bridgeworth by three to one with women voters

00:52:08We're working on broadening his frame of reference

00:52:12You mean the Q&A?

00:52:15I love the Three Stooges

00:52:20I think he's on to something there

00:52:22But honestly, I'm gonna get a fight

00:52:36We'll work on aspects of your speech

00:52:38But for your first foray into public speaking, you did really well

00:52:41Yeah, thank you

00:52:43You know, I was a little scared at first

00:52:45But after a while, it's just like being me

00:52:48You know, talking to people

00:52:53Hey

00:52:54Hey, Bon

00:52:55So, you must be the mystery lady I was hearing so much about, huh?

00:52:58I was wondering when I was gonna get a look at you

00:53:00Hannah?

00:53:01Allow me to introduce you to my sister, Bonnie Cleary

00:53:04This is Hannah Higgins

00:53:06Pleasure to meet you

00:53:07Oh, no, trust me, sister

00:53:08The pleasure's all mine

00:53:09Uh, Scooch, you wanna do me a favor?

00:53:11Go check on Junior for me

00:53:12He was heading in the backyard with his little league bat

00:53:14And his smash-something face

00:53:15Scooch?

00:53:17No, that's nothing

00:53:18No, see, it's actually, it's from when we was kids

00:53:20Uh, you had to watch this one all the time

00:53:22He'd scooch out of his clothes, go running down the block

00:53:24You know, Bon, I don't think she wants to hear about that

00:53:26Mm, maybe I do

00:53:28Uh, yeah, neighbors was always bringing him back, wrapped in dish towels

00:53:31I'm gonna go check on Junior

00:53:32I'll see you in the morning?

00:53:33You better scooch out of that suit first

00:53:35Oh, yeah, I'm gonna scooch you

00:53:36Oh, it was lovely to meet you

00:53:38What's your rush?

00:53:39You should come in for coffee

00:53:41Oh, I really should be on my way

00:53:43No

00:53:44You're coming in for coffee

00:53:47You and me should, uh, we should have a little chat

00:53:50Besides, you're parked right here already even, huh?

00:53:53Oh, no, don't sweat it

00:53:54Your car will be fine, huh?

00:53:56Uh, hey, John

00:54:00John!

00:54:03This lady's a friend of mine, okay?

00:54:05So her car's gonna be fine, okay?

00:54:07If not, I'm gonna hunt you down and make earrings out of your kidneys, okay?

00:54:14Right this way

00:54:18Right this way

00:54:23Make yourself comfortable

00:54:26Not there, that chair's wicked rickety

00:54:29Hmm

00:54:48I don't know what I would have done without my kid brother there

00:54:52We was barely scraping by before my husband Frank died and after

00:54:57He was barely in the ground before the wolves from the banks started threatening to throw us out of here

00:55:05I got something of a proud streak

00:55:07I'd rather chew off an arm than ask for help, so I didn't say nothing

00:55:11First thing I know, there was Elliot

00:55:13He's standing in the hall

00:55:14He'd given up his opinion

00:55:16He'd given up his apartment

00:55:17He'd sold all his stuff

00:55:18He's standing there with a check for a security deposit and everything he had in the bank

00:55:25We're not on easy street by a long shot, but thanks to him

00:55:30Not on the street neither

00:55:35Coffee's ready

00:55:39I'll, uh, I'll let you doctor it up yourself

00:55:41I'm always afraid I'll put too much in one or the other

00:55:44Thank you

00:55:47So what's going on with you and my brother?

00:55:51I mean he gets with you and all of a sudden he's talking different

00:55:55He's dressing different

00:55:56He's getting these big ideas in his head about running for office

00:55:59I appreciate your directness

00:56:02It frustrates me when women sidestep an issue for the sake of politeness

00:56:06That ain't never been my problem

00:56:08Let me assure you that in no way did your brother get with me

00:56:13Even so, he is an adult and he's free to conduct his own affairs

00:56:16Hey, hey, hey, don't get your Irish up

00:56:18I got good reason for asking

00:56:19He's a grown man, yeah, but he's also a nice guy

00:56:22And women have taken advantage of that in the past

00:56:25Always getting him to do crazy stuff

00:56:29That started with Ma

00:56:31The inimitable Allie?

00:56:33I'm not even sure what that means, but I take it by that you've met her

00:56:37She's a piece of work, Ma, huh?

00:56:40Yes, she is a piece of work

00:56:43You still haven't answered my question

00:56:46You want to know what my intentions are towards your brother?

00:56:49Yeah

00:56:50I intend to run him for Congress

00:56:52I got that, Pop

00:56:54Look, what I'm asking is what are your intentions, you know, personal?

00:57:00You misunderstand the situation

00:57:03I intend to get your brother elected to Congress

00:57:05In no way do we have a personal relationship

00:57:07Honey, every relationship is personal

00:57:10You don't believe that?

00:57:12Maybe you got the misunderstanding of the situation

00:57:17Ow, ow, oh, too much hair, too much hair

00:57:22I am deeply offended

00:57:25I am offended by the way that you are characterizing my position on the issues

00:57:30And how do you respond?

00:57:32I didn't mean to upset her

00:57:34No, she's not upset, she's Andrew Bridgeworth

00:57:36And he probably will say something like that to get you to fly off the handle and say something rash

00:57:40And don't talk to me, I'm the moderator

00:57:42Talk to the voters in the audience

00:57:44Right, okay, sorry, let's do it again

00:57:47I am appalled, I tell you, about how you have misrepresented my position

00:57:53Perhaps my mistake has been to imply that my opponent actually has a position

00:57:59Because frankly, besides offering vague political platitudes

00:58:03I have yet to hear Mr. Bridgeworth take a solid stand on any of the matters that we all face

00:58:09And I think the voters deserve better than that

00:58:16I think you're ready

00:58:18Yes, I am ready to represent the hardworking people of the state of Massachusetts

00:58:23No, I was being Hannah that time

00:58:25Oh, right, sorry, well thank you

00:58:34I'm going to tell you a story

00:58:38I'm going to tell you about my town

00:58:41I'm going to tell you big fat story, baby

00:58:45It's all about my town

00:58:51Hey, Margie, good to see you

00:58:53Wow, you're really serious about this

00:58:55Well, I'm a man of the people, right?

00:58:57Well, the people you're referencing, this is what we do

00:59:01Oh, no, no, no, you're not seriously going to make me wear those, are you?

00:59:05Do you know how many feet have been in there?

00:59:07Relax, Cinderella, no one has ever died from bowling shoes, or bowling for that matter

00:59:13So, take your shoes and smile for the cameras

00:59:20Thank you everyone for coming out tonight

00:59:23I really look forward to hearing your thoughts about what I should do in Washington

00:59:27But first, let's roll a few

00:59:58Got it

01:00:11Are you all right?

01:00:13Yeah, nothing wounded but my pride

01:00:15Knowing you, that'll recover in no time

01:00:20Go ball, go ball, go

01:00:24Oh, there it is

01:00:25One more try, bro, one more

01:00:27Oh, yes!

01:00:31Unbelievable!

01:00:39You should cool while you're ahead

01:00:40I'm just getting started

01:00:56You shouldn't take it out on anyone else

01:01:02All right, thanks so much, I really appreciate it

01:01:11That's the third bunch of guys that have said the same thing

01:01:14You know that big road construction project that's supposed to bring in all these new jobs?

01:01:18The contracts all have been awarded to Hyde Park Construction, a subsidiary of Abcorp

01:01:22Which is owned by Andrew Bridgeworth

01:01:24Exactly, they plan on bringing in all their own men, they probably won't be doing any local hires

01:01:28And that sort of thing is only going to get worse if he's elected to Congress

01:01:31I thought tonight was very informative

01:01:34And I look forward to taking your thoughts and concerns with me to Washington

01:01:38Thank you, thank you very much for your support

01:01:41Any questions?

01:01:42Ms. Egans, last year you lost a bit for the same congressional seat Mr. Doolittle is running for

01:01:47Do you find it easier to be running a campaign instead of being a candidate yourself?

01:01:51Each one presents its own challenges

01:01:53But I feel that Elliot is exactly the kind of man we all need, representing our interests

01:01:58Have you seen your bowling video?

01:02:00Bowling video?

01:02:02Video's already going viral

01:02:0620,000 hits

01:02:12All of my life I've been involved in education

01:02:15Tonight I was reminded that there is nothing more educational than, as my colleague Elliot would put it

01:02:21As falling on my butt

01:02:30We're two weeks out from the election and the latest polling numbers have us out front of Bridgeworth by seven points

01:02:37I had to take this, would you give me a moment? Elliot, Elliot Doolittle

01:02:41It looks like in the men over 50 demographic our lead narrows

01:02:44Yes, they do seem to be Bridgeworth's biggest supporters

01:02:47How do we reach those people?

01:02:50I have to leave for an hour or two

01:02:52Is everything okay?

01:02:53Oh yeah, it's fine, it's just a family thing

01:03:12Bridgeworth

01:03:24I know exactly how much dough is in my purse, don't think I ain't gonna count it

01:03:28I'd expect no less

01:03:42Now Allie, I don't want to hear about no more altercations at the racetrack

01:03:46Why don't you pick on someone your own size? Ain't that what they always say?

01:03:50Ma, you punched a jockey

01:03:52Anybody'd have done the same, that filly was a sure thing, on the outside he ran her right along the fence

01:03:57Hey, you're just lucky that little fella isn't pressing charges

01:04:00Figures he's never gonna hear the end of it around the paddock if they know he got his clock cleaned by a lady

01:04:05One more time, see if I don't climb across that counter and give you some

01:04:08Ma, settle down, let's just get out of here

01:04:10Come on, get your stuff

01:04:12Thank you

01:04:13No problem, Elliot

01:04:14Hey, see if you can keep her out of here for, I don't know, six months this time

01:04:18Yeah, right

01:04:19Good luck

01:04:36Whoa, stop!

01:04:41Who's that?

01:04:43Thinking about voting for Elliot Doolittle? Think again

01:04:46Elliot Doolittle claims he's a man of the people

01:04:48Are you seeing this?

01:04:49Exactly what kind of people is he talking about?

01:04:52Elliot Doolittle is not just soft on crime

01:04:55Elliot Doolittle maintains an ongoing relationship with a repeat offender

01:04:59Are you willing to elect a member of a crime family to Congress?

01:05:03I'm Andrew Bridgeworth and I approve this message

01:05:06Oh, crime family, first of all, that ad is positively libelous

01:05:11And second, how is getting arrested in keeping with our agreement to lay low?

01:05:15I want my $150 back!

01:05:22I stand behind all the statements we've made in our ads

01:05:25These accusations are salacious

01:05:27Do you mean fallacious?

01:05:29Yeah, that too

01:05:31Are you saying Mr. Bridgeworth is lying?

01:05:35Well, technically, no

01:05:38The crime family part is misleading, it's ridiculous

01:05:41Okay, my mother has a record

01:05:43I think we all have family members that do things we might not agree with

01:05:46Do I support all the choices that my mother has ever made? No

01:05:51Do I support my mother?

01:05:53Always

01:06:02Yeah!

01:06:07Thank you

01:06:09Thank you

01:06:10I think you've absolutely taken the right position in supporting your mother

01:06:13It's just a no-win situation

01:06:15Now, unfortunately, we're looking at a drop in the polls

01:06:18That puts us in a dead heat with Bridgeworth

01:06:20I'm gonna take this

01:06:22Sarah, one minute please

01:06:23Elliot Doolittle

01:06:25Sorry, I can't hear you

01:06:26Can you hear me?

01:06:27Excuse me, can you speak up?

01:06:29I'm a nation that can turn your whole campaign around

01:06:31But I'm only gonna give it to you

01:06:33Meet me in one hour, Finley's Pub

01:06:35Come along

01:06:38That's all he said

01:06:40I think it's very suspicious how he's playing this on the down low

01:06:43Down low? Seriously? You're gonna say that with a straight face?

01:06:46Hannah, I'm sorry, but this is exactly what it is

01:06:49Okay, well, whatever's going on, we have one week till the election

01:06:52And it's anybody's race at this point

01:06:54We could use any advantage we could get

01:06:56I'm going

01:07:00No one follows

01:07:18Hey, Elliot Doolittle

01:07:19Yeah, I know who you are

01:07:21But the posters and the TV commercials are kinda hard to miss

01:07:24Okay, who you are?

01:07:26Someone who's looking to keep this on the down low, let's say

01:07:29Down low, Colleen was right

01:07:31Excuse me?

01:07:32Not nothing, go on

01:07:34I will say, me and a lot of the boys think you're getting a bum rap

01:07:37The boys?

01:07:38Maybe some boys down at the station

01:07:40But you didn't hear nothing from me

01:07:47Mug shots and arrest reports

01:07:49Veronica Maxwell?

01:07:51Currently better known as Jessica Bridgeworth

01:07:54Seems like back in college your opponent's wife was quite the kleptomaniac

01:07:58You'll see six different shoplift and arrests over the course of three years

01:08:06Maybe you're not the only one from a crime family

01:08:20Our investigator says this all checks out

01:08:23What are we supposed to do with it?

01:08:25Who in the media do we know who we can slip this to?

01:08:27But it can't look like it came from us

01:08:28Well, you're right

01:08:29It has to look like it came from an outside source

01:08:31Now, hold on

01:08:32Are we sure that we really want to do this?

01:08:34I mean, this woman has children

01:08:36Who I bet know nothing about this

01:08:38These arrests happened 20 years ago

01:08:39I mean, is she really a threat to the public

01:08:41Or a reason her husband shouldn't hold office?

01:08:43Well, I think we can all agree the answer's no

01:08:45Yeah, all this does is embarrass our opponent

01:08:47And I thought you didn't want to run a dirty campaign

01:08:49Well, that was before he started playing dirty

01:08:51This was the same man who lambasted you

01:08:53And accused you of doing the exact same thing

01:08:55I can't stand for that kind of hypocrisy

01:08:57Yeah, but his wife isn't the candidate

01:08:59Neither is your mother

01:09:00Exactly

01:09:01And it's wrong what they're saying about my mother

01:09:04So, how do you justify doing the exact same thing to his wife?

01:09:10I don't know

01:09:14Look, I know that these days

01:09:17Everybody's entire history

01:09:19Their every mistake is on the internet

01:09:21And it makes people think that their personal life is fair game

01:09:24But just because things are one way

01:09:26It doesn't mean that we can't strive for something better

01:09:32What do you want to do with all this information?

01:09:50Oh, you guys are too kind to come out here

01:09:52It's five-thirty in the morning

01:09:53We should all be back in bed

01:09:54So, I really appreciate everybody coming out

01:09:56Certainly

01:10:13Great job

01:10:14Hey

01:10:15How you doing?

01:10:16Alright

01:10:20There they are

01:10:21Come here

01:10:23You want to get out to the ball?

01:10:24Promise me

01:10:26Great, thanks

01:10:28Come here

01:10:31On the investment we're making in our children's future

01:10:33We have thirty-third in the world, right?

01:10:35Smaller classrooms

01:10:36There's too many kids

01:10:37Please, scholarship

01:10:38Math and science scholarship

01:10:39It is my number one priority

01:10:41No, no, no, please, no, Sarah

01:10:43I need her here

01:10:44I know what it's like to struggle from paycheck to paycheck

01:10:47I struggle to make ends meet

01:10:48And to provide for my loved ones

01:10:50And that is the perspective that I'm going to bring with me to Washington

01:11:04How are you?

01:11:05Hey, man

01:11:06Good to see you

01:11:07Alright, man

01:11:16Oh, man

01:11:20Oh, please tell me that's the last one

01:11:24I promise

01:11:25Okay

01:11:26I think we're ready

01:11:29Yeah

01:11:30Yeah

01:11:32So, um

01:11:35Well

01:11:37Well, I guess

01:11:39I guess we should say goodnight

01:11:40Tomorrow's a big day

01:11:42Right

01:11:43Goodnight

01:11:46How do you feel about me?

01:11:50About you?

01:11:52Yeah

01:11:55You know, my chances in the election

01:11:57Are you scared? Are you nervous?

01:12:00I have a hard time reading you sometimes

01:12:03And by sometimes I mean always

01:12:07Oh

01:12:10Am I nervous?

01:12:12At this point I think we've done all we can

01:12:14We've addressed the issues

01:12:16We've stated our positions

01:12:19It's all in the voters' hands at this point

01:12:22And there's nothing to be nervous about

01:12:24Yeah

01:12:26Okay

01:12:27Yeah, there's no reason to be nervous

01:12:29Why are you?

01:12:31I am like crazy nervous

01:12:33I know exactly what you mean

01:12:36It's so not like me

01:12:38I am like 50% kid night before Christmas

01:12:42I'm 50% kid like on a scary high dive

01:12:45And then I'm 50% like

01:12:46I don't even know what

01:12:48Well, that would be

01:12:49I know the numbers don't add up

01:12:51But like this whole thing doesn't add up

01:12:53I mean, think about me three months ago

01:12:55And then think about me now

01:12:56Tomorrow I could be United States Congressman

01:12:58That is

01:13:00It's mind-blowing

01:13:01I know exactly what you mean

01:13:02I was never this nervous during my own campaign

01:13:05I was so logical

01:13:07Everything was so clear

01:13:08Now

01:13:10I don't know, things are different

01:13:18I'm sorry

01:13:19I'm usually not at a loss for words

01:13:24That is true

01:13:28Anna

01:13:30I want you to know how grateful I am

01:13:33For everything that you've done

01:13:34And I

01:13:35And I just

01:13:36I hope

01:13:37I hope

01:13:38No matter what happens tomorrow

01:13:40That

01:13:41That I don't disappoint you

01:13:46Whatever happens

01:13:47I don't think you ever could

01:13:55Elliot Doolittle

01:13:58You got my bump

01:13:59Oh, thank you very much

01:14:00Alright

01:14:01Hey

01:14:02Can I pick your brain for a second?

01:14:05Yeah

01:14:06I've got some ideas I wouldn't mind running by you

01:14:09I'm gonna say goodnight

01:14:11So, anyway

01:14:12Goodnight

01:14:37Hey

01:14:38Oh, wow, you look great

01:14:40Oh, well, there are gonna be photographers there, right?

01:14:42Yeah

01:14:43So

01:14:45So, would it be a problem if Bonnie and the kids came with us?

01:14:48You know, the kids are really excited

01:14:49But Bonnie didn't want to intrude

01:14:51Thought it was like a date or something

01:14:52A date?

01:14:53To vote?

01:14:54No, that would

01:14:55That would be so silly, right?

01:14:57Right? Yeah, so silly

01:14:58Okay

01:15:00Right?

01:15:01Right? Yeah

01:15:04Okay

01:15:05Alright

01:15:06Hey, guys, let's go

01:15:07Okay

01:15:08There we go

01:15:09Alright, be careful

01:15:10Hey, hey, slow down

01:15:11Knock it off

01:15:12Polls are open all day

01:15:13Take it easy on them, they're just kids

01:15:15Right, you had my morning, you'd be yelling too

01:15:17Hi, thank you very much

01:15:18Buckle up, buckle up

01:15:19Yeah, they know how cars work

01:15:21Alright, alright

01:15:22Everybody set, fingers and toes

01:15:23Yes

01:15:24JJ, remember, you're 18

01:15:2518, where's my button?

01:15:29Polls are opening early this morning as the special election gets underway

01:15:33Already, there are reports of heavy voter turnout in this hotly contested race

01:15:37Between political outsider Elliot Doolittle and businessman Andrew Bridgeworth

01:15:42It's over here?

01:15:43Okay, Elliot Doolittle, I have worked with him for the last eight years

01:15:48And he never called in once

01:15:51That is responsibility

01:15:53Exit polling shows a significant blue-collar turnout for Elliot Doolittle

01:15:57The beer vendor-turned-congressional candidate has jumped out to an early lead over his rival, Andrew Bridgeworth

01:16:03Ah, that Elliot, he's one of our own

01:16:05He's like family around here

01:16:06He's practically like a...

01:16:08We're not like a son

01:16:09No, no, no, no, it's not one of us

01:16:11We're not old enough to have a son

01:16:13More like a kid brother

01:16:14Oh, I like that, that's good

01:16:20One time, I seen him juggle three kegs

01:16:23Okay, they were mini kegs and they was empties

01:16:26But, in my book, anybody who can do that is cut out for that circus in Washington

01:16:32Know what I'm saying?

01:16:33As a wider sampling of exit polls comes in, Andrew Bridgeworth seems to be taking the lead over Elliot Doolittle

01:16:39You know, all that talk that Bridgeworth fellow spreading was lies

01:16:42Crime family? Ha!

01:16:44I'd like to get a hold of that guy and give him a wicked case of what for

01:16:48That's what I would do

01:16:53There you go

01:16:58There you go

01:17:08Well, Keith, for those of us on the ground here, the race is still too close to call

01:17:12With Doolittle now moving ahead of Bridgeworth

01:17:15You know, if Elliot gets elected, folks around here are going to want to party

01:17:19Oh my God, we're going to have us a rival

01:17:21It's not like we don't have enough beer for it

01:17:23It's going to be a mad ripper

01:17:25A wicked mad ripper

01:17:26What?

01:17:27With nearly 75% of the polling places now closed

01:17:30It appears that Andrew Bridgeworth has a small but significant lead over Elliot Doolittle

01:17:43Taxi

01:17:46Thank you

01:17:48Thank you

01:17:49Thank you

01:17:52Thank you very much

01:17:53Thank you so much

01:17:57Thank you

01:18:02You, you, you

01:18:04Thank you

01:18:05I can't tell you how much I appreciate your support

01:18:09In particular, I'd like to thank Hannah Higgins and Colleen Pickering

01:18:14For the unenviable task of guiding me through this entire process

01:18:19What's happening?

01:18:28It has been a thrilling journey

01:18:32One that has led me to be standing before you this evening

01:18:43Nearly all the precincts have been counted

01:18:46The margin is razor thin

01:18:51But it is now time to offer my congratulations

01:18:54To my opponent on a well-fought campaign

01:18:57And wish him the best

01:19:00As our newest United States congressman

01:19:04No, no

01:19:07It's okay, it's okay

01:19:10While we concede the election

01:19:12I want all of you to know that in no way does this

01:19:15Nullify your involvement

01:19:18Or diminish the ideals that you've embraced

01:19:21We will continue to work hard to accomplish our goals

01:19:25I hope you will do the same

01:19:29Thank you very much

01:19:43Let's bring it in

01:19:56Thank you so much

01:20:00Oh, you're gonna get him next time

01:20:02I'm not sure I have a next time plan

01:20:04But thank you for your kind words

01:20:07I don't know, I really liked Elliot Doolittle

01:20:09So it was hard to decide

01:20:11But then there was all that stuff the other guys were saying

01:20:13And it made it even harder to decide

01:20:15When I think about all the struggles and the sacrifices

01:20:18I went through raising my kid and his sister

01:20:20Poor single man, oh, break your heart

01:20:23Maybe they could do a TV movie about me

01:20:26Who can I talk to about that, huh?

01:20:28Don't touch that

01:20:29Let me tell you, even if he wasn't blood

01:20:31I'd still vote for him

01:20:32Because you are just not gonna find

01:20:34A more stand-up kind of guy than Elliot Doolittle

01:20:38And at the very least, it was a noble defeat

01:20:41You can keep your nobility

01:20:43I wish we had taken the kid gloves off

01:20:45And wiped the floor with that Bridgeworth creep

01:20:48Why, Miss Higgins, if I didn't know better

01:20:50I would swear you have gone from being an idealist

01:20:53To a politician

01:20:59He did give a lovely concession speech

01:21:01One never would have guessed

01:21:02He was delivering beer kegs a few months ago

01:21:04Kudos to you, I suppose

01:21:06And kudos to us both

01:21:09I guess I'll be moving into your office pretty soon

01:21:15Yes, fair is fair

01:21:17I fully plan on squaring things up between the two of us

01:21:20Good

01:21:22And Elliot?

01:21:24What about the two of you?

01:21:25Oh, please, don't be ridiculous

01:21:27There's no two of us

01:21:29I actually was just thinking about how it's time

01:21:31To release our charge back into the wild

01:21:33Really? How do you propose to return him

01:21:35Back to his natural habitat?

01:21:37I suppose we could just open the doors

01:21:39And let him run free

01:21:40You think he'd just wander out?

01:21:43We could drop him off at a hockey game

01:21:44With a six-pack of beer

01:21:47Terrible stuff

01:21:49Okay, if you insist on being so gentle

01:21:52I suppose I could pin a note to him

01:21:53And leave him in a basket outside an Irish pub

01:22:06You

01:22:14You can just put it in the trunk

01:22:22What are you doing?

01:22:24You want the clothes back too, right?

01:22:27What? Why would I want your clothes?

01:22:29For the next guy you experiment on

01:22:32Don't you mean on whom we decide to experiment?

01:22:36Whatever

01:22:40Okay, this was a rough night on all of us

01:22:42But you don't need to take it out on me

01:22:44Go home, have yourself a beer

01:22:45And you'll feel better in the morning

01:22:47I'll tell you what

01:22:49Why don't you just drop me off at a hockey game

01:22:52With a six-pack of beer

01:22:54Or maybe you could leave me in a basket

01:22:57Outside an Irish pub

01:23:02If I had known that you were so thin-skinned

01:23:05I would have checked earshot

01:23:08But obviously you're intent

01:23:10On extracting an apology from me

01:23:12So I will indulge you

01:23:14I'm deeply sorry if I offended you

01:23:18Really?

01:23:19Don't patronize me after what I've done for you

01:23:21For me?

01:23:22You came to me wanting to be a beverage rep

01:23:24I think that you're more than qualified

01:23:26To go back to your beer and your Bruins

01:23:28You're welcome

01:23:29Don't act like you've done me favors, okay?

01:23:31I was pretty happy before

01:23:33I was happy taking care of my own family

01:23:35Doing the occasional good deed downtown

01:23:37I showed you that we are all required

01:23:38To stand up against inequality

01:23:40Complacency and injustice

01:23:42How awful of me

01:23:43But you always said that we could accomplish something

01:23:45Together, right?

01:23:46And now we have one setback

01:23:48And you're ready to call it quits

01:23:50I would call it a lot more than a setback

01:23:52We lost the election

01:23:53And how quickly after that did you decide to dump me?

01:23:57I'm not gonna hold your hand

01:23:59Yes, there are things that are wrong with this world

01:24:01You are a grown-up

01:24:03Go out there

01:24:04Do something

01:24:05Make a difference

01:24:13Can I help you?

01:24:17Excuse me

01:24:18Oh, great

01:24:19Another stalker with a camera

01:24:21That's the perfect way to end this

01:24:27Thank you

01:24:41Any luck?

01:24:42The wire's a shot

01:24:44Okay, well, don't sweat it

01:24:46Have a beer

01:24:47Thank you

01:24:49You don't gotta fix the buzzer

01:24:51She comes to see you

01:24:52I'm sure she can knock like a normal human being

01:24:55I don't know what you're talking about

01:24:56No?

01:24:57You've been mooning around here for the last couple of days

01:24:59Mooning? I haven't been mooning

01:25:00Yeah, you have

01:25:01You're like a lost pup

01:25:02Jeez, just go talk to her

01:25:03Nope, we had a fight

01:25:05A fight? What's that mean?

01:25:06It means it's done

01:25:08It's over, bud

01:25:09You don't know that

01:25:11She said it

01:25:12She said it? Oh, all right

01:25:13And of course, you've been in politics long enough

01:25:15To know that people never say things they don't mean

01:25:21God

01:25:22I miss fighting

01:25:23That's crazy

01:25:24No, it ain't

01:25:25You know Frank and I loved each other

01:25:27But sometimes I'd get on his nerves

01:25:29Really? It's hard to believe, sister

01:25:33Or he'd do something so absolutely knuckle-headed

01:25:36God, just bam

01:25:38Gloves would come off, we'd be going around, you know

01:25:41But no matter how loud or ticked off we'd get

01:25:44It was always okay, you know

01:25:47Just shaking the dust off

01:25:50It was like it meant we were both still in it

01:25:52We were still paying attention

01:25:53Yeah

01:25:56The day I figured out I could fight with that man

01:25:58Was the day I figured I could marry him

01:26:00Well, you know, she's different, Mom

01:26:02She's got no reason to be around me

01:26:04You know, or us, or this place, you know

01:26:07She's got no reason

01:26:10Well, maybe you should stop hanging out around here

01:26:14Go give her a reason

01:26:23Go on

01:26:53Go on

01:27:24Go on

01:27:35I don't think he'd be hard to find

01:27:39I didn't realize that knocking had gone out of fashion

01:27:42Oh, I didn't realize it was required

01:27:44Considering your door was open

01:27:45That's no excuse for sneaking up on me

01:27:47Well, your definition of sneaking leaves room for debate

01:27:50Am I leaving myself open for debate?

01:27:52Hannah, you've been trying to start an argument

01:27:55For the better part of a week now

01:27:57That doesn't give you any reason

01:27:58To get all wicked smart with me

01:28:00Why do you insist on speaking that way?

01:28:02You are just trying to goad me

01:28:03Hannah, I know you are valiantly trying

01:28:05To defend the English language

01:28:07But it is alive and well

01:28:09English has been changing ever since we first spoke it

01:28:13And it will continue to evolve

01:28:14Until we have spoken the last of it

01:28:19But you and I both know

01:28:21The issue at hand has nothing to do with slang

01:28:27I don't think that you have any idea, actually

01:28:30I believe I do

01:28:33You and I have been partners for ten years

01:28:35I've known you since you were a little girl

01:28:40I think I have a very good idea of what's going on

01:28:51Go

01:29:21Thanks

01:29:31Hey, stranger

01:29:32Why don't you come on in?

01:29:33Just put up a fresh pot of coffee

01:29:45So, is Elliot?

01:29:48No, I got no idea where that brother of mine is

01:29:53You're saying he left?

01:29:54No, no

01:29:56I'm saying he took off this morning

01:29:58Without so much as a see you later

01:30:00Ah, I see

01:30:04I seen you a little dust up outside the hotel

01:30:07It was on the internet

01:30:08Yes, that

01:30:11It seems everyone has cameras

01:30:13On his or her cell phone these days

01:30:17Well, you're probably really busy, so

01:30:20I won't take up more of your time

01:30:23Thank you for the coffee

01:30:24You want, I should tell Elliot you stopped by

01:30:27Yes, I suppose I do

01:30:31I'm not really sure why I came

01:30:33In fact, if you must say anything

01:30:36Tell him things are going really well at the office

01:30:38The most noticeable difference is how much more room there is

01:30:41He really did seem to take up a lot of space

01:30:44Yeah, he's a big fellow, my brother

01:30:47And loud, too

01:30:48I'm sure that you've noticed

01:30:49It's amazing how much quieter things are

01:30:51Now that he's not in the office

01:30:53Which is good, because so much had been neglected

01:30:56Due to the campaign

01:30:57Things are really, really busy at work

01:30:59Which is good, because

01:31:01It's amazing how much slower time passes

01:31:03Now that he's not around

01:31:07Perhaps it's better if you say nothing at all

01:31:11Say nothing to whom?

01:31:15Professor Higgins, good afternoon

01:31:24How are you?

01:31:26Quite well

01:31:28Thank you for asking

01:31:34I guess I should

01:31:36Be getting back to the office

01:31:39Well, say hi to Colleen for me

01:31:41I owe her a lot

01:31:44Just her?

01:31:47Well, I think the biggest difference in me now

01:31:50Isn't how I speak or how I act

01:31:52But how I expect to be treated

01:31:54Before Colleen had any reason to

01:31:56She treated me like a gentleman

01:31:58But you, you, uh

01:32:01Well, you treated me like an experiment

01:32:04Oh, for crying out loud

01:32:05I treat everybody that way

01:32:14I really should go

01:32:31Ow!

01:32:33It's more where that came from

01:32:35Go get her

01:32:37Go! Get her!

01:32:39Go, go, go!

01:32:42Anna!

01:32:47I have a proposition

01:32:50I'm listening

01:32:52You were right, you know

01:32:54And I decided I should do something

01:32:56So just downtown in a meeting

01:32:57With a political consultant

01:32:59There's a lot that can be done

01:33:00Right here in Boston

01:33:01The mayor's up for re-election

01:33:03And a lot of people agree

01:33:04That he's vulnerable to the right candidates

01:33:06And that's why I'm here

01:33:08And a lot of people agree

01:33:09That he's vulnerable to the right candidate

01:33:11I get it

01:33:12I think you would be a great candidate

01:33:15I'm not

01:33:17You have the passion

01:33:18You have the ideas

01:33:19It's just your people skills

01:33:20That are a little lacking

01:33:22It's not an insult

01:33:23It's just a fact

01:33:24But it's a fact I can help you with

01:33:26I don't know

01:33:28After that failed bid for Congress

01:33:30And those embarrassing internet videos

01:33:32No, that's the funny thing about those

01:33:33They're not liabilities

01:33:35The consultant I met with

01:33:36Excuse me, with whom I met

01:33:37He did some polling

01:33:38The words and phrases

01:33:40That people are using

01:33:41Most often in reference to you

01:33:43Are feisty

01:33:45Human

01:33:47And someone I'd like to have a beer with

01:33:54Really?

01:33:55Yeah

01:33:57Now

01:33:59I just gotta find someone

01:34:01And teach you about beer

01:34:03Or

01:34:05Bowling

01:34:06Bowling

01:34:07I'd really like to get better at bowling

01:34:31Lady

01:34:33Today could be your lucky day

01:34:42I'm gonna tell you a story

01:34:45I'm gonna tell you about my town

01:34:48I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby

01:34:52It's all about my town

01:34:56Well, I love that dirty water

01:35:00Oh

01:35:02Boston, you're my home

01:35:06Ah, you're the number one place

01:35:10Well, I love that dirty water

01:35:32I love that dirty water

01:36:02I love that dirty water

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