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Comedy | Bulbulay Season 2 | Episode 264 | Nabeel | Ayesha Omar | Hina Dilpazeer | Mehmood Aslam | 17th August 2024 | ARY Digital

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The Ultimate Laughing Riot is back again with more fun and comedy than ever before with Bulbulay season 2 having new situations, new interactions, new instances, and new consequences.

Written By Saba Hassan
Directed By Rana Rizwan

Cast:
Nabeel,
Ayesha Omar,
Hina Dilpazeer,
Mehmood Aslam,
Ashraf Khan,
Shagufta Ejaz.

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00:00Oh chal yaar chal, uswaar chal, duniya nahi yeh hai bubble
00:30Chal yaar chal, uswaar chal, duniya nahi yeh hai bubble
01:00Chal yaar chal, uswaar chal, duniya nahi yeh hai bubble
01:08Chal bubble banate chalte hain, darya ke baar nikalte hain
01:13Is baar ki dekhi jaayegi baale, us baar nikalte hain
01:17Chal bubble banate chalte hain, chalte hain, chalte hain
01:26Chal bubble pulae chalte hain, chalte hain, chalte hain
01:47Aaye ishtiaan mein sab kaise ho sakte hain?
01:52Aaye Mahmood Aslamoor
01:56Oh maa ji yaar, kya ho gaya, kitne naam lere rahi hain?
02:00Aapke shaur ka naam Mahmood hai
02:03Aaye Mahmood
02:05Maa ji, maa ji, kya hua Mahmood sahab ko?
02:07Kahan hain unki laash?
02:09Laash mein toh paten main convert karungi usko
02:13Khyu maa ji, aisa kya kiya hai Mahmood sahab ne?
02:16Woh na gali mein ladki se hansans ke baatein kar rahe the
02:19Aur phir haath bhi pakda, us buddey ne usna
02:21Maa ji, woh ladki waise theek aise hi
02:24Nabeel
02:25Maine range haathon pakde hain manavar ko
02:27Oh maa ji toh unhe saath pakad ke laahi kyu nahi hai?
02:30Putar woh zaruri baatein kar rahe the, main disturb nahi karna chahate thi usko
02:34Kya baatein kar rahe the maa ji?
02:36Yehi ke woh dono shadi kar lenge, phir honeymoon ke liye Paris jaayenge
02:41Aur ladki, ladki apne ghar ka saara zehwar sona samet ke liye kar rahe the
02:47Maa ji, kya aapne apne kaanon se sunayi yeh sab kuch?
02:50Suna toh nahi tha, par yehi baatein kar rahe hoonge na Shabana
02:53Masoorat maa ji
02:54Ne putar, us ladki se zyada toh haseen main thi
02:57Par usaad bhi ne na mujhe tokha diya
03:00Ab toh badla hoga badla
03:02Aur Jameel lega mera badla
03:04Kaun Jameel maa ji?
03:05Tu putar, tu Jameel
03:07Tu lega mera badla
03:09Jaa, Masood ka khoon kar de
03:11O maa ji, main unka khoon kaise karunga?
03:14Hala ki mujhe woh zehar lagte hain, lekin hai toh mera baap hi na yaar
03:17Zyada se zyada main yeh kar sakta hoon, ke main taane waane de sakta hoon
03:22Tafo ho jaa, main apna badla aap liye loongi
03:26O maa ji, understand
03:28O maa ji
03:30Yaar Janu, meri maa ji kitni takleem mein hai yaar
03:34Tha Nabeel
03:35Janu, tum kyun nahi dena ki o maa ji ka badla yaar?
03:38Papa ji yeh di choti ka sohan lagaakar, tumhe bhaansi toh toh bachayi lege
03:42Shut up Nabeel
03:43It's okay Janu, it's okay
03:54Ki ho hai Mumtaz pehle?
03:56Anji kyu roh rahi hai? Mera deel hi hil rahi hai
04:00Zaroor teri bahu ne tujhe phir zaleel kiya hoga
04:02Nahi
04:03Nahi?
04:04Achaan te phir tere putar aur bahu dobe milke tanu karu kar de liye?
04:08Nahi
04:09Eh bhi nahi?
04:10Hai te phir hua kya hai, khud hi bata de
04:12Yeh sab chod, mujhe bata, agar kisi bande ko marwaana hota hai
04:15Toh doosre bande ko kya dete hain?
04:17Paan, shalya, saunf, sapari
04:18Sapari?
04:20Woh sapari dete hain, uske naam ki jisko marwaana ho
04:23Hai momo, tujhe kise marwaana hai?
04:25Nahi, nahi, nahi, maine kisko marwaana hai?
04:27Main toh aisi apni general knowledge ke liye pooch rahi thi
04:31Arre momo, tum yaha kya kar rahi ho bhai?
04:34Main na sabzi mangwaani thi, toh aap hi ko dhoond rahi thi idhar udhar
04:39Main itni garmi mein sabzi lene nahi jaunga?
04:41Kya hu? Pehle bhi toh aap gaye the no?
04:43Bataya tha na, ke main doos ki mayyat mein jaana ho
04:45Thakha hua ho, main upar aaraam karne jaana ho
04:48Na tu prashaan na ho meri pehle, main mustakeem se mga deti ho
04:52Tune jo bhi mgaana hai, bas tune ik kam karna hai
04:55Khaana jo bhi bade na, ik dikha jaa pyaala mere alpezi chalata ko karte
05:00Chupaya!
05:01Woh aap hi apne sabziyaan liyao ki main zarurat nahi theri
05:21Khaaliya aapne?
05:22Aapko sharma nahi chahiye
05:24Aap peri masoom maa ko itno bada dhoka de rahi
05:28Arey maine kaunsa dhoka diya bhai?
05:31Maa ji ne abhi bataya, aap doosri shadi kar rahe hain
05:34Arey uska toh dhamaag kharab hai, kham khame shakti rehti hai mujh pe
05:38Agar kisi ladki ke saa zara has ke baat kar lo na
05:41Toh aage ki kahaani khud hi bana leti hai
05:44Arey Nabeel, tumhe toh pata hi hai in beeveon ka
05:46Haan, keh toh aap theek re, beeveyan hoti hain zara shakki si
05:50Nabeel?
05:52Mimosa, main yeh bata doon aapko
05:53Agar aapne meri maa ko dhoka diya, toh musse bura koi nahi hoga
05:57Arey tumse bura toh waise bhi koi nahi hai
05:59Yeh mujhe dharane ki, dhamkane ki surat nahi hai
06:01Arey jaa ke apni maa ko samjhao, ke kham kham mujh pe shakmat kiya kare
06:11Yaar jaanoo, mimosa po wala ki story suna rahe hain
06:15Ho sakta hai, maa ji ko shak hua ho
06:17Nahi Nabeel, peeveon ko shak aise hi nahi hota
06:20Koi na koi baat toh zarur ho yogi
06:22Meri maa bichari roti roti, pata nahi kahan chali gayi hai
06:25Jaao jaa kar dekho, maa ji kaan gayi hai
06:27Jaanoo bahar garmi badhi hai is waqt
06:29Zara shaam ho jaye na, toh thoda thand ho jayegi
06:32Phir jaa ke dekhtao maa ji ko
06:36Oye bhai, oye bhai, idhar aayidhar aay
06:38Mujhe na tujhe kuch de na hai
06:39Kya de na hai maa?
06:40Yeh pakar supari, aur yeh ishfaak aise khatam karte hai
06:44Haan?
06:45Haan, haan, isliye toh supari diya hai tujhe
06:46Arey mujhe nahi chahiye yeh supari
06:48Aap bhi nahi khaya kare, daan khalaab ho jayate hai
06:50Tere toh pehliye bade kharam hai, oye
06:52Oye baat sun, o chal do le le supari
06:55O teen le le, kaam kar de mera
07:05Oye, kaan hai wo teri chuthi bibi
07:09Zalim, belehar, aur padle darje ki kanjoos toh hai
07:13Magar chuthi nahi hai humari begham
07:15Oye wo hai chuthi, padle darje ki
07:18Usne mujhe kaha tha, supari dene se log katal kar dete hai
07:21Par mene ek bande ko do do supari ki aafar diye
07:24Par wo maana nahi
07:26Arey momo mehn, aap badi bhodi ho
07:29Aur jis kisi ko katal karana ho na
07:31Uske diye jo paise diya jaate hain, usse supari kahte hain
07:34Yeh saun supari ka koi kaam nahi hai
07:36Matlab uske diye koi kisi ko katal kyon karega
07:39Waise ek baat bataye, aapne kiske naam ki supari deni hai?
07:45Bala mene kis ki supari deni hai?
07:48Aayi main tum kholi hain, shugli hain
07:51Shugal laga rahi thi
08:14Banate chalte hain, darya ke baar nikalte hain
08:17Us baar ki dekhi jaayegi, bale us baar nikalte hain
08:22Babal banaye, jalta jaa, koi aaye jaahe, jalta jaa
08:27Amma, amma, amma paise hai?
08:30Haan, paise toh bahut hai, par tujhe na mera ek kaam karna padega
08:35Amma, amma kitne paise hai amma?
08:37Aam, 20,000 hongi
08:3920,000? 20,000 mein jo kaungi, wo kar dunga
08:43Yeh bata, is bande ka murder kar dega
08:47Haan, is ki toh shakal hi pasan nahi aayi mujhe
08:50Is pe main special discount dunga tujhe
08:53Achha, kitna discount dega phir?
08:55Ek murder ke main ek lakh rupey leta hun
08:57Is bade muh wale ke muh pe na, 80,000 pe chhod dunga
09:0020,000 mein maar dunga isi
09:02Achha, toh yeh le meri taraf se 5,000
09:05Aur aaja mere saath mere ghar
09:07Amma, amma khaane ko milega na, teen teen se roti nahi khaayi amma
09:11Haan, haan, bohot, bohot kuch milega
09:13Tu aa toh mere saath
09:15Aaja, aaja
09:20Hush, hush, hush
09:22Kabar daar toh andar kadam rakhne ki koshish ki toh
09:25Aay, tu mujhe andar aane se rokh rahe
09:27Arre momo behen, aapko kaun rokh rahe
09:29Yeh faqeer andar gussa chala jaa raha tha, isse rokh rahe hum
09:32Nahi, yeh toh mera bohot door ka rishtedar hai
09:35Rishtedar?
09:37Lekin yeh toh kahin se bhi aapke rishtedar malum nahi pad raha hai
09:39Yeh mere door pare ka na, kazan biradar hai, bahar se aaya
09:43Acha, by the way, kaunse mulk se tasheefla yeh hain?
09:45Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
09:47I, I, I, I, I, switzerland se aaya ho
09:49Acha, abhi hum yeh samajhte the, switzerland mein
09:51Bohot ameeron, kabeel rokh rahate honge
09:53Lekin ap pata chala, ki wahaan bhi hamare hi mulkwala haal hai
09:57Amma, kuch kila toh, bohot zar Aurki bhook lagiye
09:59Lagta, inko, flight me khaane ko kuch mila nahi
10:01Haan, haan, mein kilatio
10:03Come, come, come inside.
10:08What a strange smell!
10:10I'm so tired.
10:13Come, come, come.
10:15Come, sit here.
10:17Sit, sit.
10:19And sit up there.
10:21Who is this, Maa ji?
10:23Son, this is your uncle.
10:25Oh Maa ji, where did you get this uncle from?
10:29His face doesn't look like ours at all.
10:32Don't call me uncle.
10:34Hello, uncle.
10:36Did you have breakfast?
10:38Oh, where did your brother come from all of a sudden, Momo?
10:41Before this, he would have never seen this Chachundar.
10:44This is my face, brother.
10:46Tell me, brother.
10:48My name is Pappu.
10:50I have just come from Paris.
10:52Two hours ago.
10:53From Paris?
10:54Doesn't look like it.
10:55Who are you?
10:56A bald priest?
10:57I swear.
10:58I am beautiful.
11:00If I take a bath in hot water with phenyl,
11:04I will look more beautiful than you.
11:06I swear.
11:07Oh, Maa ji.
11:08This is your face, brother.
11:10He is being frank with my wife.
11:12Son, he is your uncle.
11:13Respect him.
11:14No, I don't want respect.
11:15I want food.
11:16I haven't eaten bread for three days.
11:20You have been hungry for three days?
11:22Hey, Momo.
11:23Tell me the truth.
11:24Who is he?
11:25He is my brother.
11:26He has been on a diet for three days.
11:27That's why he hasn't eaten anything.
11:29You sit, my brother.
11:30I will make you a nice breakfast.
11:36Uncle.
11:37Should I make breakfast here?
11:39Yes, tell me.
11:40Sit behind.
12:00Hey.
12:01How did you fall here?
12:03You are a strange man.
12:05You can't even stand properly.
12:07You make a mess when you walk.
12:09You are a strange man.
12:11You are mad.
12:30What are you doing here?
12:32And this rope on your hand.
12:34Are you trying to commit suicide?
12:36Have you gone mad?
12:37I don't know where Momo has brought him from.
12:40Sometimes you fall there.
12:41Sometimes you fall here.
12:43Your alignment is also not right.
12:46Ill-mannered.
12:47Useless.
12:48Never useful.
13:00Oh my god.
13:14What are you doing here?
13:16I came here to pick you up, my groom.
13:19Don't you dare call me your groom.
13:21Why?
13:22If I don't call my sister's husband my groom,
13:24what else should I call him?
13:25You mad man.
13:26I will ask Momo to treat you.
13:28You don't even let me sleep in peace.
13:31I'll show you now.
13:43Hey! What are you doing here?
13:45My heart is very weak.
13:48If something happens to me, who's going to make you a widow?
13:51Why did I call you here?
13:54What are you doing here?
13:56Hit that big mouth of yours, or else I won't spare you.
13:59Don't worry. I'll hit him.
14:02Get up and do it.
14:04Get up.
14:06Come on, get up.
14:08Come on, come on. Quick, quick.
14:10Yes.
14:12Tell me the news.
14:14I have to take a bath and wear a white dress.
14:27Ah!
14:29Get out of here.
14:31What are you doing? Why are you after my life?
14:34I'll kill you this time.
14:36I have taken a contract in your name.
14:39What nonsense are you talking?
14:42Who gave you my life contract?
14:44Your wife.
14:45What?
14:46Yes, I'll kill you and leave this house.
14:49Tell me, what is your last wish?
14:51Hey, you don't know me yet.
14:54Don't challenge me.
14:56I'm giving you an easy death.
14:58If you challenge me, I can torture you and kill you.
15:02Look, look, I'm telling you.
15:04Chuchundri, stop it.
15:06What if I kill you?
15:08Jani, no one will pay you to kill me.
15:12I'll kill you for free.
15:14Wait, I'll deal with Momo.
15:20It's 5 o'clock again.
15:22Jani, go to sleep.
15:35Mom, why are you wearing a white dupatta?
15:39I don't know when I'll become a widow.
15:44Mom, how can anyone become a widow?
15:48Mom, I'm already a widow.
15:50I'll kill everyone.
15:52Momtaz.
15:53Hello.
15:54Momtaz.
15:55Momtaz.
15:56What is it?
15:57Your drunk face was telling me that you gave him a contract to kill me.
16:02What?
16:03Wow, mom.
16:05My uncle is a contract killer.
16:08You should have told me earlier.
16:10I would have given my dad's contract too.
16:12Nabeel.
16:13Jani, I was just kidding.
16:16Tell me the truth.
16:18Who is that mad man?
16:22Wake up, you mad man.
16:24You are sleeping on the sofa.
16:26Wake up.
16:29Call the doctor.
16:30Get a drip.
16:31Give me a strong pill.
16:33Your sister lives upstairs.
16:35Go and die there.
16:36Give me something to eat.
16:38I'm very hungry.
16:39I swear.
16:40Sir, there are stale rotis for dinner.
16:42Will that do?
16:43Do one thing.
16:44Fry them in ghee.
16:45Mustaqeem.
16:46Why don't you fry the remaining oil in those rotis?
16:51As you wish.
16:58Uncle.
16:59Go and take your contract back from him.
17:02He is after me without even washing his face.
17:05He tried to kill me three or four times.
17:07You are very stubborn.
17:09But you managed to escape.
17:10Mom, I think uncle is a bad player.
17:13Shut up, Nabeel.
17:14Mom, take your contract back from him.
17:17I won't take it back.
17:19He is a cheater.
17:20He is going to marry again.
17:23Don't be so naive.
17:25Mom told us everything.
17:27How you were flirting with a girl.
17:30I swear on you, Nabeel.
17:32It's nothing like that.
17:34I was just asking how she was doing.
17:37It's very wrong, Mr. Mehmood.
17:39Have you ever asked how mom was doing?
17:41Being so romantic.
17:42How can I make you understand, mom?
17:45My dear mom.
17:46It's nothing like that.
17:48What proof do you have, Javed?
17:55If you are not mad, get lost from here.
17:57Come back.
17:58How long will you run?
18:00Will you come back here?
18:01Nabeel.
18:02Until your husband comes back.
18:04Give me some rotis.
18:05I am very hungry.
18:06Ma'am, make arrangements for food for uncle.
18:09Hurry up.
18:10Brother.
18:11Should I put this spice in the roti?
18:13Yes.
18:14Okay, I will get it.
18:15Are you done, ma'am?
18:16Yes.
18:17Uncle, give me some raw meat.
18:19Yes.
18:24Come.
18:25Come here.
18:26Stand here.
18:27Stand here.
18:28Where is everyone?
18:30Come out.
18:31Uncle, Nabeel, Khumsurat.
18:34All of you come down.
18:36Today we will have milk and water.
18:39We have enough water.
18:41We need more milk.
18:42Get some milk.
18:44Look at her, mom.
18:45Isn't she the girl you saw with me in the street?
18:49Today I have brought proof with me.
18:54What has this old man done with this girl?
18:57Mr. Mehmood, this is the limit.
18:59Such a big fraud with a mother.
19:01Mother.
19:02Tell uncle to kill this old sinner.
19:05Otherwise I...
19:06Shut up.
19:07Listen to me once.
19:09I had nothing to do with him.
19:12Tell me.
19:13You tried your best.
19:15But I didn't take any interest, uncle.
19:17Uncle.
19:19Call him uncle a couple of times.
19:20Look, nothing can happen between me and him.
19:22I am engaged.
19:23And why would I like such an old man?
19:26Yes, I met him once or twice in the street.
19:28And I also took gifts from him.
19:30But I don't want to marry him.
19:34Really?
19:35Did you hear that?
19:38You have given me a name for no reason.
19:41Mother, please tell your brother to go back.
19:44I will get your brother's return ticket for Switzerland.
19:47But where is your brother?
19:49I don't have a brother.
19:51I brought him from the street.
19:53What?
19:58Chapu.
19:59Mother, it's Pappu.
20:00Pappu.
20:01Where are you?
20:02Pappu.
20:03Sit down.
20:06What happened?
20:07Get out of here.
20:08I don't want to give you any betrothal gifts.
20:10And return the advance I gave you.
20:13I took the money from Yasmin's purse.
20:15I won't return the advance.
20:17I will do all the work.
20:18And I will take the rest of my money with me.
20:21Old man.
20:22Ready.
20:23One.
20:24Two.
20:25Three.
20:26Go.
20:30Let's go.
20:31Let's go to the other side.
20:32The world is not a bubble.
20:36Let's go.
20:37Let's go to the other side.
20:38The world is not a bubble.
20:45Let's go.
20:46Let's go to the other side.
20:47The world is not a bubble.
20:54Let's make a bubble and go.
20:56Let's go to the other side.
20:58The world is not a bubble.
21:03Let's make a bubble and go.
21:05Let's go to the other side.
21:11Let's make a bubble and go.

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