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00:00:30Well, East Coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear

00:00:46And the Southern girls, with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there

00:00:55I wish they all could be California

00:00:59I wish they all could be California

00:01:03I wish they all could be California girls

00:01:24You got this, you got this, you can do it

00:01:54You got this, you got this, you can do it

00:02:17Lunch time

00:02:20Eat this

00:02:24Eat this

00:02:29Hurry up

00:02:43With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring, the economy hit historic lows Monday

00:02:49However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof

00:02:53Creating five brand new billionaires today

00:02:56Topping the list is Fortune 2019

00:02:58I should've retired at the beach

00:03:03Amihan?

00:03:06Ami, is that you?

00:03:14You know who I am

00:03:16Give me your phone

00:03:20Give me your phone

00:03:31What do you want?

00:03:34Sir, please, whatever it is, I'm sure we can fix it

00:03:37You got any painkillers?

00:03:39Of course I do, I'm a grandma

00:03:41Get him

00:03:49Alright, if you really want to help me then

00:03:52I'm so sorry dear

00:04:00But I do know who you are

00:04:07Ah, fuck me!

00:04:20You're gonna be rich

00:04:32Don't move

00:04:33We have a visual

00:04:38Subject deceased

00:04:40We have a go

00:04:41We're good

00:04:42Well then, bring him in

00:04:50Money, money, money, money

00:04:53Money

00:04:54Money, money, money, money

00:04:57Okay guys, come on, let's go, let's go, come on

00:04:59Money, money, money, money

00:05:00Let's go

00:05:02Money

00:05:04Money, money, money, money

00:05:05Congratulations Tala Amazan, I'm Johnny Grand

00:05:09And you just won the Grand Lottery

00:05:12We're going to Legoland

00:05:16And that'll get me another 50K, right?

00:05:18Don't be greedy

00:05:40You're fucking joking, right?

00:05:42No, our daughter did not get the part

00:05:45She totally shit the bed

00:05:47Stopped me in the audition room

00:05:48And completely clammed up like an amateur

00:05:50I thought you ran those goddamn lines with her

00:05:52Well it didn't work, did it?

00:05:54All she had to do, Leanne

00:05:55Was catch the baseball, wink at the camera

00:05:57And say Betty Butter is the best butter

00:05:58When buying better butter

00:05:59I just fucking did it

00:06:00I just fucking did it

00:06:02Well it was a big job, Leanne, okay?

00:06:04And she fucking blew it

00:06:05Maybe she'd put more mature parts, Leanne

00:06:07If she didn't dress like Strawberry fucking Shortcake

00:06:09Don't you hang up?

00:06:10Goddammit

00:06:15Oh sure, now you can act

00:06:16When there's no one who can hire you

00:06:18It's great

00:06:19Give me a goddamn break

00:06:28I don't want to make a scene

00:06:29In front of your daughter

00:06:30Because you're her daddy

00:06:32And little girls love their daddies

00:06:34Even when they're assholes

00:06:35But maybe if you weren't such an asshole

00:06:38And asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor

00:06:40She wouldn't grow up to fucking hate your guts

00:06:43Thanks, Dr. Phil

00:06:44How much do I owe you for that bullshit?

00:06:48Come on, I don't report you to child services or child abuse

00:06:51You know, I'm off duty

00:06:52But I can definitely still arrest you if you want

00:06:54You're a cop?

00:06:55Officer Catherine Kim

00:06:56Ventura County License 62638

00:06:59So I highly suggest you

00:07:01Start treating your daughter like a human being

00:07:03As opposed to a fucking ATM

00:07:06Yeah

00:07:14I really do like your dress, sweetie

00:07:16Sorry for all the bad words

00:07:18I only curse when your mom's being a fucking bitch

00:07:21Excuse me, do you have the time?

00:07:22Oh yeah

00:07:24It's 4.30

00:07:27You're a little young for a cop

00:07:30Well, I'm not a cop

00:07:32I'm an actor

00:07:34I knew it

00:07:36You're pretty good

00:07:37Thanks

00:07:38Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that

00:07:41Yeah

00:07:42So, would I have seen you?

00:07:43Alright

00:07:44Did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town

00:07:47And learned to love Christmas again?

00:07:50No

00:07:51Then I probably wouldn't have seen you

00:07:53I've been out of the business for a while

00:07:56And now you're back

00:07:57Yeah

00:07:58Me and millions of other people

00:08:01My dear, you listen

00:08:03There is only one you

00:08:05You are unique and you have your own voice

00:08:08You just be true to who you are

00:08:09You're gonna make it, I can feel it

00:08:12Oh

00:08:13Well

00:08:15Thanks, that was really nice

00:08:17Now what's your name?

00:08:18Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous

00:08:20Katie

00:08:21Katie Kim

00:08:22Oh, well

00:08:24Miss Kim

00:08:26I hope your legs fall off

00:08:29Isn't that what actors say?

00:08:31Yeah, that's exactly what they say

00:08:33Thank you so much

00:08:43Ah

00:08:48Oh my god, that golden girl bitch stole my watch

00:08:52What the fuck?

00:09:07Yeah, thanks for nothing

00:09:09And due to multiple winnerless rollovers

00:09:11Prompting record-breaking ticket sales

00:09:13Tomorrow's jackpot in the monthly grand lottery

00:09:16Now stands at a whopping and historic

00:09:193.6 billion dollars

00:09:22We've never seen anything like this before

00:09:24The lottery

00:09:38All police and detectives are furious

00:09:40Cause they can't find the source

00:09:42Of this lethally evil force

00:09:45This is serious, so give me a quarter

00:09:47I was a witness, get me a reporter

00:09:49Paul April O'Neal

00:09:50And on this case, ain't you better hurry up

00:09:52Protect and earn

00:10:08Where I come from, isn't all that great

00:10:11My automobile is a piece of crap

00:10:14My fashion sense is a little wack

00:10:16And my friends are just as creepy as me

00:10:19I think they go to school in schools

00:10:22That'd be good

00:10:23But look at me

00:10:25What should they ask?

00:10:32Excuse me, sir

00:10:34Uh, what's going on?

00:10:35Is there an evacuation or something?

00:10:37Lottery day tomorrow

00:10:40Lottery day? What does that mean?

00:10:43Lottery day

00:10:46No, yeah, I heard you

00:10:47It's just, I'm new in town

00:10:48So I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff

00:10:49Read the sign

00:11:04Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse

00:11:06Smells like shit and piss

00:11:11Ta-da

00:11:13Oh, wow

00:11:14Looks a little different from the Airbnb photos

00:11:18Yeah, I think the lighting's different

00:11:21Well, the entire room is different

00:11:23Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house

00:11:25Because we used fake photos

00:11:26Because, like, who's going to stay here if we don't?

00:11:29I've never been catfished by a house before

00:11:33What?

00:11:35Oh, wow

00:11:36Okay, that's interesting

00:11:38Is this you?

00:11:39Oh, my God, yeah, that's me

00:11:40That's my manifestation board

00:11:42Gotta manifest the stuff you want

00:11:44Or else bad stuff's gonna happen to you, dude

00:11:46This is a nice, nice little bed here

00:11:49So why are you here?

00:11:50Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or...

00:11:53No, I'm an actress

00:11:54Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA

00:11:58Why would NASA need a marine biologist?

00:12:02Psycho!

00:12:04I got you, I totally fooled you

00:12:06I'm an actress, too

00:12:07Actors recognize actresses, okay?

00:12:11Are you gonna get that?

00:12:12The phone?

00:12:13Oh, oh, no

00:12:16Oh, my God, because I know

00:12:18Yeah, it's my fucking mom

00:12:20Bye

00:12:21She calls me all the time

00:12:23I haven't answered in two years

00:12:24How about that?

00:12:25Then she just calls and calls and calls

00:12:27And she's like, Shadi, I love you

00:12:29Shadi, I miss you

00:12:31Shadi, how are you?

00:12:34That's sweet

00:12:35Fucking asshole

00:12:37My mom's dead

00:12:38Lucky

00:12:39Yo!

00:12:41Oh, my God, DJ's here, DJ!

00:12:43DJ! DJ! DJ!

00:12:46DJ!

00:12:47Oh, my God

00:12:48I can't wait for you to meet him

00:12:49You're gonna literally die

00:12:50He's a DJ named DJ?

00:12:53Wow

00:12:54I honestly, I think his parents were fucking psychic

00:12:56Right

00:12:57You've gotta meet DJ

00:12:58Come on

00:12:59Baby!

00:13:01Baby!

00:13:02You see how big the jackpot is?

00:13:03Oh, my God

00:13:04Like $3 billion

00:13:05That's like twice as much as a million

00:13:07That's your

00:13:08Yeah, that's us

00:13:09That's you and me

00:13:10That's you and me

00:13:11That's you and me

00:13:12That's you and me

00:13:14I'm here, I'm here

00:13:16Hey!

00:13:18This is DJ

00:13:19This is him

00:13:20DJ

00:13:21Really cool to meet you

00:13:22Yeah, you too

00:13:23Do you guys have a house key?

00:13:24There, here you go

00:13:26Yeah, just go for it

00:13:27Oh!

00:13:28Oh, shit

00:13:29I'm so sorry

00:13:30What the fuck was that?

00:13:31Babe

00:13:32I thought you were gonna dodge it

00:13:33Why?

00:13:34Look at your bag

00:13:35It says you go to fighting school

00:13:37Oh

00:13:38Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting?

00:13:40It's fake fighting for movies

00:13:42Wait, they fake fight in movies?

00:13:44Can I have the fucking keys, please?

00:13:45Could you chill?

00:13:46Could you just chill?

00:13:47May I have the house keys, please?

00:13:48Yeah, sure

00:13:49Here you go

00:13:50Ooh

00:13:51You got quick hands, Katie

00:13:53That was a good catch

00:13:54That was a great catch

00:13:57What's her problem?

00:13:58She's an actress

00:14:01Fuck

00:14:06Fuck

00:14:10No, we're not cool

00:14:28Hey there

00:14:29Did you just win the grand lottery?

00:14:31Is every citizen of Los Angeles now trying to murder you

00:14:34so they can win an unimaginably large sum of money?

00:14:36Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy

00:14:39I will get you to sundown

00:14:56Oh, what the?

00:15:00Oh, shit

00:15:03How?

00:15:05What?

00:15:06What is that?

00:15:07What the fuck is that?

00:15:12Is this my new friend, Katie Kim?

00:15:14Did it rain last night?

00:15:15Because there seems to be a pretty big leak in your ceiling

00:15:18That's crap

00:15:19It doesn't rain in LA

00:15:21No, I'm not lying

00:15:22There really is a leak in your ceiling

00:15:24No, I know it's leaking

00:15:25That's actual crap

00:15:26We have a sewage thing

00:15:27Um, it's just that all of my clothes are wrecked

00:15:31and I have a showcase in a couple hours

00:15:34Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this

00:15:37Like, let me make it right

00:15:38Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes?

00:15:40You want me to pay you?

00:15:42It's your sewage on my clothes

00:15:44No, it's not my sewage

00:15:46It's the people upstairs

00:15:47My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kashkarian

00:15:49Okay

00:15:51How much for the clothes?

00:15:53Uh, $40

00:15:55Uh, $40? What's the going rate?

00:16:00Fine

00:16:01Great

00:16:02Oh, this is gonna be so fun

00:16:03We're gonna look like twins

00:16:06Worth every penny

00:16:10You go to Comic-Con or something?

00:16:13No, why do you say that?

00:16:14If you're not going to Comic-Con

00:16:15why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars?

00:16:17How far are we from the destination?

00:16:19Wait a second, are you famous?

00:16:21I recognize you

00:16:22Uh-huh

00:16:23I do

00:16:24Are you in that video

00:16:25where you put a can of Monster up your butt?

00:16:26No, that wasn't me

00:16:27It's orange flavor

00:16:28You think the flavor would jog my memory?

00:16:30I don't know what it's like

00:16:31to shove something like that up my butt

00:16:33I don't either

00:16:34I worked with a ton of celebrities

00:16:35when I did construction

00:16:37I actually installed

00:16:38Machine Gun Kelly's panic room

00:16:39What does Machine Gun Kelly

00:16:40have to panic about?

00:16:41Running out of skin to tattoo?

00:16:43What do you think I panic about?

00:16:45Not talking

00:16:46Bingo

00:16:48Awesome

00:16:49I'm gonna put my headphones in

00:16:50for the rest of the ride

00:16:51if that's okay with you

00:16:52Okay, keep the volume low

00:16:53so you can hear me when I say stuff

00:16:56Okay, make sure to thumbprint

00:16:58those lotto tickets, L.A.

00:16:59because we are just ten minutes away

00:17:01from drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet

00:17:21Great

00:17:22They're rebooting Barbie

00:17:24Katie Kim?

00:17:25Oh, yes, present

00:17:31All right

00:17:32So, we're just about ready for you

00:17:34but first, that's gonna be $400

00:17:36Oh, because it had said $200 online

00:17:40Yeah, that's our online price

00:17:41In person, it's $400

00:17:43Oh, well, in that case

00:17:45maybe I could go get a computer

00:17:46and just do that online

00:17:47Oh, I wish

00:17:48That'd be so great, right?

00:17:49Unfortunately, you're here

00:17:51in person, so

00:17:53it's $400

00:17:56Are you serious about being famous?

00:17:58Yeah

00:18:00Oh, real cash

00:18:02It's retro

00:18:03Yeah

00:18:04Okay, come on in

00:18:05and, hey, smile

00:18:06It's your big break

00:18:07Come on

00:18:09Okay

00:18:16Hi, I'm Katie

00:18:17You just come from some sci-fi thing?

00:18:19Oh

00:18:20No, I'm, uh

00:18:21Any acting experience?

00:18:22Yeah, totally

00:18:23Uh, mostly when I was younger

00:18:25You couldn't turn on a TV in the mid-2000s

00:18:27without seeing me

00:18:28Oh, are you the kid

00:18:29from the Spaghetti Squares commercials?

00:18:31Yeah

00:18:32Who cares?

00:18:33It's Spaghetti Squares

00:18:34Well, we are honored

00:18:35to have canned pasta royalty

00:18:37in our presence

00:18:38So, anything since Spaghetti Squares?

00:18:41I was taking care of my sick mom

00:18:42back in Michigan

00:18:43and, uh, just got back into town

00:18:46and ready to act

00:18:48You left your mom by herself?

00:18:50Is she okay?

00:18:51No, she died

00:18:53No, so she's not

00:18:54Which I thought was implied

00:18:56Oh

00:18:58Did you kill her?

00:18:59No, um

00:19:00All right

00:19:01Well, is this your monologue

00:19:02or did you prepare something?

00:19:03No, I-I-I

00:19:04Sorry, I have something, yeah

00:19:08Registering player for the next draw

00:19:11Good luck, Katie Kim

00:19:13Hey, Spaghetti Squares

00:19:14Are you ready?

00:19:15We got a lot of girls waiting

00:19:16Yeah, yes

00:19:17I'm going to start

00:19:18You should really have that memorized

00:19:19I do, I do, I'm sorry

00:19:20Real actors are always off book

00:19:21Yes, and I am also a real actor

00:19:23so I will be going off book

00:19:26Enough!

00:19:27That's enough now!

00:19:29From all of you!

00:19:30You think water moves fast?

00:19:32Well, you should see ice

00:19:33It moves like it has a mind

00:19:35Like it killed the world once

00:19:37Touch your toes

00:19:38Is that from Deep Blue Sea?

00:19:39Uh, sorry, I-I-I just

00:19:41I had more

00:19:42I want to know if you're flexible

00:19:43So, touch your toes, please

00:19:45Why?

00:19:46Because we want to see

00:19:47how vulnerable you are

00:19:49Mm, mm-hmm

00:19:50Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little?

00:19:52Give me my money back

00:19:53You paid to be seen

00:19:54You were seen

00:19:58Flip it

00:19:59Oh, that's me

00:20:02Hi!

00:20:03Hey, don't let them get to you

00:20:06You're worth so much more than this

00:20:09Thank you

00:20:10I-I-I really needed to hear that today

00:20:12Hey, don't let them get to you

00:20:15Don't let them get to you

00:20:16You're worth so much more than this

00:20:18Don't let them get to you

00:20:19You're worth so much more than this

00:20:21So much

00:20:22Break a leg

00:20:23You break a leg, bitch

00:20:25Break your entire fucking body

00:20:27Thank you

00:20:28Yeah

00:20:30Psst

00:20:46Oh, excuse me

00:20:51I-I-I definitely didn't get the part

00:20:53So there's no need for the death stare

00:20:56Ah!

00:20:57Ah!

00:21:04Oh, shit

00:21:06What the fuck, ladies?

00:21:07Break a leg means good luck in the theater

00:21:09Calm down

00:21:10Back off, Riley

00:21:11She's my jackpot

00:21:18Congrats, girly

00:21:19You're faithless now

00:21:20And I'm gonna be rich

00:21:28Oh, not the heel

00:21:31Jesus, Hollywood's gotten extremely competitive

00:21:34What?

00:21:36What the fuck is going on?

00:21:42Somebody help

00:21:43She's my jackpot

00:21:51Oh, come on

00:21:54She's my jackpot

00:21:55Jackpot

00:21:58Jackpot

00:21:59Oh, shit

00:22:02My jackpot

00:22:04She's mine

00:22:07Everyone

00:22:09Time out

00:22:10D

00:22:11What is happening?

00:22:12Everybody back off

00:22:14Thank you

00:22:15She's my jackpot

00:22:16What, is that a sex thing?

00:22:23What are you doing?

00:22:24No, let go

00:22:25No, you let go

00:22:26Let go

00:22:27No, I will not let go

00:22:28Ma'am

00:22:29We're bonding, you can't kill me now

00:22:35Hey, girl

00:22:37You're better than this

00:22:38Maybe you're not

00:22:40Can't we help each other out?

00:22:50Oh, my God, that's her student

00:22:53Don't

00:22:54No, please, no

00:22:56Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about that

00:23:00God, oh, my God, oh, my God

00:23:01Let me go

00:23:02Let me go

00:23:03Wait, don't

00:23:04Don't let me go

00:23:05Don't let me go

00:23:06Elbows to bring your knees

00:23:08There we go, beautiful

00:23:22Ladies

00:23:23Thank God

00:23:24Listen

00:23:26Oh, you guys have the cards too

00:23:28Oh, you guys have the cards too

00:23:30I think I'm just gonna go through the wall

00:23:32Okay, okay

00:23:35I'm going with you

00:23:36I'm going with you

00:23:37Wait up, Trish

00:23:39Ow

00:23:40Katie, get in there, boy

00:23:43It's blood money

00:23:46Door

00:23:47That's my jackpot

00:23:50That's a block

00:23:53You're dead

00:23:56You're dead

00:23:57I'm not here

00:23:58It was a haunting young man

00:24:08Oh, ooh, I would faint too

00:24:10Ow

00:24:16Don't do it, Jessica

00:24:20Fight me

00:24:213.6 billion reasons

00:24:23What?

00:24:32Now what?

00:24:41Ten percent

00:24:42What?

00:24:46First five takedowns are free

00:24:47After that, it'll cost you ten percent

00:24:49That's freebie number two

00:24:55That's freebie number three

00:24:56You are really burning through them

00:24:58I'm keeping track

00:25:01Oh, my God

00:25:02That's freebie four

00:25:03She's mine

00:25:05Here, take this

00:25:06Gotcha

00:25:08Scroll to the bottom

00:25:09Use your thumbprint to sign it

00:25:10Sorry if the screen's a bit cold

00:25:11Sign what?

00:25:15That's your last freebie

00:25:16Guy

00:25:20Okay, you know what?

00:25:21He was attacking me

00:25:22So I'm not gonna charge you for that

00:25:23But that's just me being nice

00:25:25All right

00:25:26Hey, why is there so much legalese in here?

00:25:28Standard terms of service

00:25:29I don't mean to push you

00:25:30But it's now or never

00:25:31Okay

00:25:33Okay, great

00:25:35Congratulations

00:25:36You have a consensual business relationship

00:25:40Hold my coat, Jess

00:25:42Hold on

00:25:47Make your feet sharp

00:25:48What?

00:26:01Oh, hell no

00:26:02Oh, hell yeah

00:26:03Oh, hell yeah

00:26:09I did not sign up for this shit

00:26:13Oh, girl

00:26:14Oh, girl

00:26:16Ooh

00:26:17I felt that, too

00:26:19Okay, okay

00:26:20You done?

00:26:21Untie me

00:26:25You sure about that?

00:26:28Yeah

00:26:29Wipe yourself, bro

00:26:33You got fast hands

00:26:34Well, I'm not looking for hand compliments right now

00:26:36I wanna know what the fuck is going on

00:26:39And what am I threatening you with?

00:26:41Oh, that shoots enzyme protein peptide

00:26:43Bioactive constituent rounds

00:26:44That cause temporary paralysis

00:26:46What?

00:26:47Wasp venom

00:26:48Lottery security

00:26:49Requires a specialized set of tools

00:26:51Yeah, you are holding that all wrong

00:26:53I just

00:26:54No, I got my finger on it

00:26:55It's me

00:26:57I just want you to know that I'm not mad

00:27:00Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa

00:27:02What are you doing?

00:27:03You want them to choke on their tongues?

00:27:05Based upon the last four minutes with them?

00:27:07Yeah, a little bit

00:27:08I would love that, actually

00:27:09Hey, listen

00:27:10The drone post your location in 14 minutes

00:27:12We are leaving

00:27:13The drone?

00:27:14What drone?

00:27:17Okay, so the rules say your fans can't kill anyone else for your money

00:27:20Just you

00:27:21Also, your fans cannot use lethal ballistics

00:27:23That means no guns

00:27:24But anything throwable is legal

00:27:25And trust me, they throw some nasty shit

00:27:27Hold on

00:27:28Fans?

00:27:29I don't have any fans

00:27:30Hey, it's Katie Kim

00:27:34We should go

00:27:35Car door is open

00:27:40Hey, you really don't know what's going on?

00:27:42I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder

00:27:44That cares about the tongues of people he beats up

00:27:47I mean

00:27:48That feels rude

00:27:49But not inaccurate

00:27:51I need some money

00:27:52I live in that food truck

00:28:01Come on

00:28:09Go

00:28:16Go, go, go

00:28:20Oh, wow

00:28:21That nice girl from the bus

00:28:23Good for her

00:28:25Okay, Irene

00:28:27Let's go get some

00:28:31Only six hours to sundown, jackpot hunters

00:28:33So if you want to find Katie Kim, you better move it

00:28:37Katie, you won the lottery

00:28:39And now anyone with a losing ticket that kills you before sundown gets your money

00:28:42Legally

00:28:43Okay, that's murder

00:28:44Oh, not in California

00:28:45It's just a chance to big time

00:28:47Okay, when the fuck did this become a thing?

00:28:49I don't know, a few years ago?

00:28:51How did you not hear about this?

00:28:53Me and my mom just watched movies and emotionally neutral baking shows

00:28:56We didn't watch the news

00:28:57It's too depressing

00:28:58Yeah

00:28:59But you got to keep up with what's going on in the world

00:29:01It's our duty as a citizen of Earth

00:29:03Hey, look

00:29:04Shutterbug's in a poster location every 14 minutes

00:29:06But your fans around here, they're just going to see a tale of us

00:29:14Oh, shit

00:29:19I need you to put this on

00:29:24I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy

00:29:26But I need you to protect the head, okay?

00:29:29How?

00:29:30Jump!

00:29:34Oh, my God

00:29:40Helmet on, hold on tight, please

00:29:41Go!

00:29:44Shit!

00:29:45I'm out of the use of clean tequila

00:29:46I never got the tequila craze

00:29:47I'm more of a gin guy

00:29:48You ever try an Arby's sauce?

00:29:49I will buy you a fucking case of it if you let me out of this goddamn car!

00:30:00God! God! Be careful!

00:30:05Fucker!

00:30:07Oh, shit!

00:30:15Knives! Knives! Knives!

00:30:21Um, this isn't mine!

00:30:23Did you don't print that?

00:30:25On accident!

00:30:30Cancel! Undo! Force twist!

00:30:32Delete!

00:30:33Get down!

00:30:39How do I cancel this?

00:30:41You really want to quit the lottery and miss out on all that money?

00:30:43Yes, I do

00:30:46The only way to quit is...

00:30:52The only way to quit is...

00:30:56The only way to quit is...

00:30:58Oh, shit!

00:31:01God damn it!

00:31:02I don't want to sound like a broken record, but I told you to protect it

00:31:08But the only way to quit is what?

00:31:10The only way to quit is if you leave the city

00:31:14Okay, then let's leave the city, then

00:31:16The closest quit line is just past the Blue Neon Cross and the Grapevine

00:31:21Blue Neon Cross, Grapevine

00:31:23Let's go before I fucking throw up in here

00:31:26Nobody quits the lottery

00:31:28Let's go!

00:31:38That way!

00:31:39Shithead, that way!

00:31:40Let's go!

00:31:50Hey, bootleg Captain America

00:31:52I'm dead serious, I want to quit

00:31:55Are you listening to me?

00:31:57I want to get out of the game, now!

00:32:00Come on

00:32:01You really mean that?

00:32:02How can someone whose face looks so much like a giant ear not hear what I'm saying?

00:32:07Okay, you're really bringing up some stuff for me there

00:32:10Kids at school used to call me your face, okay?

00:32:12Get me out of the game!

00:32:16Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine

00:32:19But after I do, you should seriously consider therapy

00:32:21Thank you, and I will

00:32:23But I...

00:32:28Wait a second

00:32:29What's the catch?

00:32:36What is that?

00:32:39You know what you're doing right now?

00:32:40No, I don't

00:32:42You are looking a gift horse in the mouth

00:32:46Shit, windows up

00:32:48I thought you were having a stroke

00:32:57Oh, shit!

00:33:14Oh, shit!

00:33:17Oh, there's swords!

00:33:19God damn it!

00:33:22You will not get my face!

00:33:27Oh, yeah, the wasp gun, that's a good idea

00:33:30Oh! Oh!

00:33:34Bad! Bad biker! Bad biker!

00:33:36Dude, she's not a dog!

00:33:37You don't know that!

00:33:42You drive

00:33:43I don't drive

00:33:44I can't drive, I can't drive

00:33:46Fuck, I'm driving

00:33:51What are you guys doing back there?

00:33:52I'm a big man in a small backseat

00:33:54Cut me some slack

00:33:58Help!

00:34:01Help!

00:34:02Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please?

00:34:05Thank you

00:34:07Passengers, door open!

00:34:12What the hell was that?

00:34:13You think I'm gonna kick somebody out of a moving car without a helmet?

00:34:16I'm not a monster

00:34:19Hey, be more careful, I just paid this thing off

00:34:21Well, if you're writing for an apology, you're gonna be an old fucking man by the time that comes

00:34:24Help!

00:34:26Katie, could you pop the trunk, please?

00:34:34Oh, my God!

00:34:39Don't slow down

00:34:40It's a dead end!

00:34:41I've seen deader

00:34:45Hit the brakes!

00:34:55Protect the head, bitch!

00:34:59Good to see that you're coming around on helmets

00:35:05Your car's all fucked up!

00:35:07It needs a tune

00:35:08You know, it's not your fault, you're just driving wrong

00:35:20Ah, we lost them!

00:35:22Hey, what was your favorite part of the chase?

00:35:24For me, it was like a toss-up between the alley and the...

00:35:26Oh, balls

00:35:31Okay, let's go, let's go

00:35:33One, two, what the...

00:35:36Fuck!

00:35:37Why?

00:35:40So you get 10% if I keep going?

00:35:42Yeah

00:35:43What do you get if I quit?

00:35:45Zero

00:35:46But I'll still help you, get up

00:35:48Everybody wants a cut of me except you, huh?

00:35:50Listen, golden rule

00:35:51You treat people like you want to be treated

00:35:53And then...

00:35:54Ah, you dirt-faced me!

00:35:59Put your hip into that one, didn't you?

00:36:01Really hit the target there, how's it look? Good?

00:36:04You little muppet just ran into a wall

00:36:05Wow, this is wild

00:36:07I can smell my own face, good job

00:36:10No problem, I'll just crack this guy back into place

00:36:12He'll be back to normal, easy peasy

00:36:18Fuck!

00:36:19Oh shit, it feels like my nose is tickling my dickhole

00:36:23Shit, my sneaker!

00:36:26Fuck!

00:36:30Okay

00:36:32That was good

00:36:36Oh shit

00:36:38Finally, some real help is here

00:36:40They're gonna try to kill you, Katie

00:36:42I am so happy to see you

00:36:44Everybody has been trying to kill me

00:36:50Oh shit

00:36:56Sorry

00:37:02They came to Hollywood to get recognized, Katie

00:37:04Just embrace the irony

00:37:13Pinky-poo-poo, I love you

00:37:18Alright, that'll be 20 bucks

00:37:26Oh no

00:37:37Excuse me, one ticket please

00:37:38Sorry, we're closed for renovations till next week

00:37:41God damn it

00:37:43Oh

00:37:44No, no, no, no, you're safe

00:37:46Come on out, I'll just send him down the street to my favorite titty

00:37:49My daughter's about your age

00:37:51And I think this lottery is immoral

00:37:54Thank you, and I totally agree

00:37:56And I also love spaghetti squares

00:37:59Oh, you recognize me?

00:38:01Cool, I am recognized

00:38:05Hello and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum

00:38:08Jenny from the block says, have a great time

00:38:10Is this supposed to be J-Lo?

00:38:12Looks like a statue of a woman asking to see the manager

00:38:16Okay

00:38:17Alright

00:38:18Where the fuck are we?

00:38:24Hello?

00:38:25Katie!

00:38:26Oh my god, you poor thing

00:38:28I just saw the news

00:38:30Shadi?

00:38:31Yeah, girl

00:38:32Are you okay?

00:38:34No, no, I'm not okay

00:38:35I need to get to the grapevine to stop the game

00:38:38Can I borrow your car?

00:38:39Anything for you, like where are you?

00:38:42I'm...

00:38:44Hiding

00:38:46Where are you?

00:38:47I'm at home

00:38:49But yeah, I think you should just tell me your address and I'll be right there

00:38:53Ah, baby boo boo

00:38:55I love you

00:38:58You know what, I think I'm actually just gonna sit tight

00:39:00Hello and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum

00:39:02Okay, got it

00:39:03I'm coming, just sit tight

00:39:05Everything's gonna be fine

00:39:07Okay

00:39:08Love you

00:39:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, you got him?

00:39:14She's walking in there

00:39:15In the museum?

00:39:16In there

00:39:17But we can't go into the museum, remember?

00:39:19We're banned

00:39:20They're not gonna remember that we had sex with one of the wax figures

00:39:23That was a long time ago

00:39:24Was it three weeks ago?

00:39:25Come on, babe, get with it

00:39:27I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it

00:39:29Go, let go, let go

00:39:31Murder!

00:39:34I need all my furniture

00:39:40Sorry, we're closed for renovations

00:39:42Oh, you two are banned

00:39:45What you two perverts did to the Tin Man keeps me up at night

00:39:49Wait, that was the Tin Man?

00:39:51I thought we were fucking RoboCop

00:39:53She in there

00:39:54Who?

00:39:55You're a shitty actor

00:40:00Let's go

00:40:01Let's go

00:40:02You got that, brother?

00:40:05None shall pass

00:40:16Katie?

00:40:17None shall pass

00:40:20It's my mom again, I get it

00:40:22Someone has to pick up your heart meds at the pharmacy

00:40:24I'm busy

00:40:28None shall pass

00:40:30Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh?

00:40:36Who's ready to go to the grapevine?

00:40:39I mean, you guys got here so fast

00:40:41Yeah, what was so crazy about that is, like, I thought we were at home

00:40:46and then I realized that we weren't

00:40:50Not much of an improviser, are you?

00:40:52Fuck you, I'm great at improv, I just need time to prepare

00:40:55Oh

00:40:57How about you curl up with a good book, Katie?

00:41:00Nice one, babe

00:41:01Use them on props

00:41:02Ow!

00:41:03How dare you hit a woman? I will kill you for that!

00:41:12Ow!

00:41:13Oh, shit, I'm sorry

00:41:14I'm sorry! Okay, hit her!

00:41:20Yeah, you guys gonna kill me, huh?

00:41:22What if I turn the tables on you?

00:41:24With my staff

00:41:25Watch out, she's gonna use magic

00:41:27Incoming

00:41:28Stab, Nebo!

00:41:29Stab!

00:41:35Stupid

00:41:40We are, like, so blessed

00:41:43Wait, guys, come on, we're friends

00:41:45We trade clothes

00:41:46Yeah, now you're making me get your blood all over them

00:41:49Ow!

00:41:51Ow!

00:41:52Ow!

00:41:53Ow!

00:41:54Ow!

00:41:55Ow!

00:41:56Ow!

00:41:57Ow!

00:41:58Ow!

00:41:59Ow!

00:42:00Ow!

00:42:01Ow!

00:42:02Stop being such a dick!

00:42:03And just let us kill you!

00:42:05Well, here goes

00:42:06Share number one!

00:42:08Here goes

00:42:09Share number two!

00:42:11Ow!

00:42:12You're the Kardashians, you idiot!

00:42:14What? Really?

00:42:16Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian motherfucker

00:42:20Who wants some head?

00:42:22Ha ha ha!

00:42:23Ow!

00:42:24Ow!

00:42:25Ow!

00:42:26Ow!

00:42:27Ow!

00:42:28Ow!

00:42:29Ow!

00:42:30Oh, no!

00:42:31Welcome to the murder room

00:42:34Wait, is that knife real?

00:42:37If it isn't, this is gonna take a while

00:42:40Ow!

00:42:41Ow!

00:42:42Ow!

00:42:43Ow!

00:42:44Ow!

00:42:45Ow!

00:42:46Ow!

00:42:47Ow!

00:42:48Ow!

00:42:49Ow!

00:42:50Ow!

00:42:51Ow!

00:42:52Ow!

00:42:53Ow!

00:42:54Ow!

00:42:55Ow!

00:42:56Ow!

00:42:57Ow!

00:42:58Ow!

00:42:59Ow!

00:43:00Ow!

00:43:01Ow!

00:43:02Ow!

00:43:03Ow!

00:43:04Ow!

00:43:05Ow!

00:43:06Ow!

00:43:07Ow!

00:43:08Ow!

00:43:09Ow!

00:43:10I got her!

00:43:13We're rich, babe!

00:43:14We're rich!

00:43:15We're billionaires!

00:43:16Oh, shit

00:43:19Great

00:43:20No, I'm the weirdo that cares about strangers' tongues.

00:43:22Uh...

00:43:23Get her! Come on! Get her!

00:43:25Okay!

00:43:26Oh!

00:43:27Oh! Oh, no, no, no!

00:43:28Oh!

00:43:29Oh!

00:43:30We can't kill you from in here, Katie!

00:43:32That's not right! You cheated!

00:43:33Ah!

00:43:35Here at the Fame World Wax Museum,

00:43:37you can see celebrities like...

00:43:38Well, that looks like Katie Kim,

00:43:40but she's not dumb enough to walk around here like that.

00:43:43That's not Katie Kim.

00:43:44Oh, shit! That is Katie Kim!

00:43:47Oh!

00:43:48Oh!

00:43:50Holy crap! Did that look as cool as it felt?

00:43:54Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay?

00:44:01Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:44:02No shoving!

00:44:03Safety first when you're trying to kill somebody.

00:44:08You stole a cop car?

00:44:10Borrowed.

00:44:13Oh, you're hurt.

00:44:14Let's just get to the grapevine.

00:44:16You get the money if I keep playing.

00:44:17If I quit, you get nothing.

00:44:19And if you kill me, you get it all.

00:44:21So why the hell would I trust you to help me quit?

00:44:24Why are you trying to convince me to kill you

00:44:26because you are making some solid points?

00:44:31Have you ever considered the possibility

00:44:32that I actually might be a nice person?

00:44:34Yeah, sure.

00:44:35A nice person who, like, loves and wants a super yacht.

00:44:38I don't want a super yacht.

00:44:39You so want a super yacht!

00:44:41I don't want a super yacht.

00:44:42What do you do?

00:44:43I don't!

00:44:44Super yacht!

00:44:48Can you stop crashing?

00:44:50You don't get it, do you?

00:44:51They're gonna post your location in less than three minutes, right?

00:44:54That means every asshole in a 50-block radius

00:44:56is gonna know exactly where you are.

00:44:59Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter or something.

00:45:03Bomb shelter.

00:45:04Bomb shelter.

00:45:05I have an idea.

00:45:13What the fuck?

00:45:19Hello.

00:45:20Hey.

00:45:22You here to move something, or...?

00:45:25No.

00:45:26No.

00:45:27Oh, my God, fuck, you're the catwalkers. Duh.

00:45:29You walk your cats.

00:45:30No, uh, catwalkers walk my cats.

00:45:32I'm not with you.

00:45:33I'm not with you.

00:45:34I'm not with you.

00:45:35I'm not with you.

00:45:36I'm not with you.

00:45:37I'm not with you.

00:45:38I'm not with you.

00:45:39I'm not with you.

00:45:40I'm not with you.

00:45:41I walk my cats.

00:45:42I'm not weird.

00:45:43No, actually, we, um...

00:45:45we are here for you.

00:45:48We're here for you?

00:45:49Mr. Gronkelly.

00:45:51Mr. Gronkelly?

00:45:52Why are you winking at me like that?

00:45:54Why are you winking at me?

00:45:59Oh, is this a sexual thing?

00:46:02Yeah.

00:46:03Yes, yeah.

00:46:05Yeah, okay, so, um...

00:46:07No, and...

00:46:08and you would turn my asshole into the eye of Sauron.

00:46:12So let's not go on that fellowship of my brain.

00:46:16Fare thee well, my little hobbits.

00:46:20Forget it. You're dead, you unattainable asshole!

00:46:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit!

00:46:24Hey, Seth Rogen's next door.

00:46:26He's definitely easier to rob than me.

00:46:28Hey, if you kill her,

00:46:29remember to tip your friendly tour guide a couple mil.

00:46:35Oh, shit, shit!

00:46:39Freeze!

00:46:42The panic room?

00:46:55Time to manifest, bitch.

00:47:02No, get in!

00:47:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.

00:47:04You just steal people's panic rooms, dude.

00:47:06What are you, Jodie Foster?

00:47:07If he's gonna give everybody the code,

00:47:08they're gonna open the door.

00:47:09We're fucked.

00:47:10Not if he can.

00:47:11I'm sorry, Mr. Gunkelly,

00:47:12but you know too much.

00:47:14I really don't, though.

00:47:16Ow!

00:47:17You know, I'm more of a white wine guy,

00:47:19but this feels pretty good.

00:47:24Oh, oh, oh!

00:47:25Get over here!

00:47:30Where are you?

00:47:32Fuck!

00:47:37Ah!

00:47:39Nice.

00:47:40Whoa!

00:47:41What the fuck, dude?

00:47:42I knew you were trying to kill me this entire time.

00:47:44Kill you?

00:47:45I was trying to save you.

00:47:46Your face was just in front of my gun.

00:47:47That is such a murdery thing to say.

00:47:49You just want my money.

00:47:51Really?

00:47:52Okay.

00:47:53You know, that hurt.

00:48:02So Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room.

00:48:05What's that guy panic about?

00:48:06Running out of skin to tattoo?

00:48:08Am I right?

00:48:09See?

00:48:10Espresso?

00:48:11He, uh...

00:48:13Machine matches your outfit.

00:48:16How'd you find out about this place?

00:48:18Lucky guess.

00:48:21God, there is no way out of here.

00:48:23Yeah, I see that.

00:48:24I don't think you'll need one.

00:48:26I'll be out for hours.

00:48:27I think we can just wait the whole thing out in here.

00:48:29Oh.

00:48:30Well, what a surprise that you think that.

00:48:32Look, you want to open that door

00:48:33and make a sprint for the grapevine, be my guest.

00:48:35All right? Relax.

00:48:36We're a hermetically sealed box.

00:48:38As long as nothing unexpected consumes our oxygen reserves,

00:48:40we're gonna be completely fine.

00:48:42Okay, can you stop reassuring me?

00:48:44I am allowed to panic in a panic room.

00:48:55We got some time to ourselves, so...

00:48:57Where are you from?

00:48:59Me?

00:49:00I'm a Massachusetts boy.

00:49:02Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts, the...

00:49:05part that smells like dead fish.

00:49:07Interesting things about me?

00:49:08I hold the world record for fastest ironing of a dress shirt.

00:49:1118 seconds.

00:49:12I'm proud of that one.

00:49:13I got two sisters, both in law enforcement.

00:49:15One on the good side, one on the bad side.

00:49:17Oh!

00:49:18I'm a Hufflepuff.

00:49:19Knew it right away when I read the book.

00:49:21Took the online test.

00:49:22Confirmed it.

00:49:23I have a single adult zoo membership.

00:49:25And yes, I do use it.

00:49:26And every week, I buy a bag of salad.

00:49:28I don't touch it, it turns to mush,

00:49:29and I throw it in the trash.

00:49:33Oh, hey.

00:49:36Lucky charm?

00:49:37Hey, man, don't touch that.

00:49:39Relax, I thought it was cool.

00:49:45Stupid.

00:49:49My mom gave it to me.

00:49:52She always loved movies and movie stars.

00:49:56So I decided to become an actor,

00:49:58because I knew it would make her happy.

00:50:01She knew Hollywood was a hard place.

00:50:04So she gave me this to remind me

00:50:05that she'd be proud no matter what happened.

00:50:09I guess I still try to act,

00:50:10because it makes me feel close to her.

00:50:15Did you do okay back then?

00:50:17Yeah.

00:50:19I was in a bunch of stuff.

00:50:21But mostly when I was a kid.

00:50:23You make good money being a kid actor?

00:50:25No?

00:50:27You'd have to ask my dad.

00:50:29Whatever he is.

00:50:35Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that.

00:50:38In a few hours, you'll never have to worry about money again

00:50:40for the rest of your life, so...

00:50:42If you don't kill me and take it all for yourself.

00:50:47Wow.

00:50:49Thanks.

00:50:50I tell you, I'm huff and puff,

00:50:51and still, still the suspicion.

00:50:55I don't deserve this negativity, you know.

00:50:57But I always put up with it.

00:50:58That's what my therapist keeps trying to get me to recognize.

00:51:08Sorry.

00:51:10I want to trust you.

00:51:11Just that, um...

00:51:14I've been driven wrong every other time in my life.

00:51:18Katie, let me tell you something.

00:51:24Once, there were four baby turtles.

00:51:27They were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze.

00:51:30And what did they do?

00:51:31Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people?

00:51:33No.

00:51:34No.

00:51:36They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers and eating pizza!

00:51:41So?

00:51:43So, so?

00:51:45You, you gotta find your inner turtle power.

00:51:50Could I be Michelangelo?

00:51:54No.

00:51:55I'm always Michelangelo.

00:51:59Okay.

00:52:00So tell me, Noel.

00:52:01Why would you make me sign a contract

00:52:03giving you ten percent of my jackpot,

00:52:05and then five minutes later,

00:52:07say that you'll help me quit?

00:52:09Because here's my list of priorities, okay?

00:52:11One, save people's lives.

00:52:13Two, make enough money to continue saving people's lives.

00:52:16I love what I do, and I'm good at it.

00:52:19But that doesn't mean I get the right to make you risk your life

00:52:21if you don't want to.

00:52:24Katie, you're a human being.

00:52:25You're not an ATM.

00:52:34Oh, what the fuck?

00:52:45Who's that?

00:52:46Some enemy from your past back for revenge?

00:52:48Worse.

00:52:49My Airbnb host.

00:52:53I got a bad feeling about this.

00:52:59Wake up, golden bagel!

00:53:02What's the code?

00:53:05You beautiful scarecrow!

00:53:20What the fuck is she doing?

00:53:23Doing this work for this shit?

00:53:32Wake your tattooed ass up!

00:53:46Did I fall asleep in the pool again?

00:53:48What's the code?

00:53:49Huh?

00:53:50Do you remember me?

00:53:51We hooked up in 2019, and it was crazy.

00:53:54Um...

00:53:55Fuck you!

00:53:56What's your code?

00:53:57Oh, 6969.

00:53:58Oh, that's so lame.

00:54:02Oh.

00:54:03Oh.

00:54:04Oh, she has the code.

00:54:05She has the code!

00:54:08Fuck.

00:54:11Fuck!

00:54:12Fucking shit!

00:54:13God damn it!

00:54:14Ah, chill!

00:54:15Fuck it.

00:54:17What are you doing?

00:54:18I'm getting us out of here!

00:54:19Okay, okay!

00:54:20Noel Cassidy for Lewis Lewis.

00:54:21It's an emergency.

00:54:23Okay, then.

00:54:24Take the phone in the fucking bathroom!

00:54:26Motherfucker!

00:54:27Lewis.

00:54:28Hey.

00:54:29No.

00:54:30Yeah.

00:54:31Yeah, I know.

00:54:32I got a lot of nerve.

00:54:33That's why they call me a lot of nerve.

00:54:34No.

00:54:35I know.

00:54:36I know.

00:54:37Fuck me, right?

00:54:38Yeah, yeah.

00:54:39I suck.

00:54:40Yeah.

00:54:41Can you stop catching up with your Jim Rose?

00:54:42You're gonna come through the door!

00:54:43Lewis, I'm with Jackpot.

00:54:44Katie Kip.

00:54:45I don't know how either.

00:54:46Yeah.

00:54:47We need an urgent phone strike on our position, please.

00:54:48Yes.

00:54:49All right, Frank.

00:54:50Thank you.

00:54:51Give me your phone.

00:54:52Give me your phone.

00:54:53Give me your fucking phone!

00:54:54What is a phone strike?

00:54:55I gotta find out.

00:54:56Come on!

00:54:57I got the gun!

00:54:58I got the gun!

00:54:59Six, nine, six, nine.

00:55:00Machine gun, you my boy!

00:55:01Take that phone!

00:55:02Amber alert.

00:55:03We're getting an amber alert.

00:55:04No!

00:55:05No!

00:55:06No!

00:55:07No!

00:55:08No!

00:55:09No!

00:55:10No!

00:55:11No!

00:55:12No!

00:55:13No!

00:55:14No!

00:55:15No!

00:55:16No!

00:55:17No!

00:55:18We're getting an amber alert.

00:55:19Hey, don't steal kids, y'all.

00:55:20No!

00:55:21No!

00:55:22No!

00:55:23No!

00:55:24No!

00:55:25No!

00:55:26No!

00:55:27Oh, shit!

00:55:28It's a phone!

00:55:29It's a phone!

00:55:30Baby, get rid of the phone!

00:55:31No!

00:55:32No!

00:55:33No!

00:55:34No!

00:55:35No!

00:55:36No!

00:55:37No!

00:55:38Your face!

00:55:39Ah, your face!

00:55:40Baby, help!

00:55:41Baby, help!

00:55:42Baby, help!

00:55:43You don't look good.

00:55:44You don't look good.

00:55:45Shit.

00:55:46I need help.

00:55:47Oh, shit.

00:55:48I know you're trying to murder me, but I'm not throwing dicks on fire.

00:55:50Go, go, go, go, go.

00:55:51I can dance!

00:55:52Oh, sorry.

00:55:53Oh, I'm sorry.

00:55:54It's either a hurt dick or a burnt dick.

00:55:55Do it for your own health.

00:55:56It's not going out.

00:55:57I'm helping you.

00:55:58I'm helping you.

00:55:59Why?

00:56:00OK.

00:56:01Just put some cream on that.

00:56:02You'll still be able to procreate.

00:56:03I think.

00:56:04Oh!

00:56:05Babe, they're getting away, babe.

00:56:06They're getting away, babe.

00:56:07Fuck this shit.

00:56:08Fuck this shit.

00:56:09I'm outtie.

00:56:10What?

00:56:11I can't go on without you.

00:56:12You're OK.

00:56:13You're OK.

00:56:14You're OK.

00:56:15You're OK.

00:56:16You're OK.

00:56:17You're OK.

00:56:18You're OK.

00:56:19You're OK.

00:56:20You're OK.

00:56:21You're OK.

00:56:22You're OK.

00:56:23You're OK.

00:56:24You're OK.

00:56:25Avenge me.

00:56:26Avenge my queen.

00:56:27Fuck.

00:56:28There's your ride.

00:56:29Thank you so much.

00:56:30This is Katie Kim?

00:56:31Yes.

00:56:32Yeah.

00:56:33You guys, those mail shippers on the billboards?

00:56:34Oh.

00:56:35Thank you.

00:56:36Oh, hey.

00:56:37Fine.

00:56:38Oh, uh, he's with me.

00:56:39He's not on the list.

00:56:40He's on my list.

00:56:41Well, our orders are ready.

00:56:42Oh, yeah?

00:56:43Yeah.

00:56:44Yeah.

00:56:45He's not on the list.

00:56:46Well, our orders are only to bring you.

00:56:47OK, well.

00:56:48I'm the billionaire here.

00:56:49And I'm not getting in the car with you Jason Momoa-looking

00:56:53motherfuckers without him.

00:56:54Thank you, but we should go.

00:56:55OK.

00:56:56Just get in.

00:56:57Thank you.

00:56:58Ah.

00:56:59Ah.

00:57:00Ah.

00:57:01Ah.

00:57:02Ah.

00:57:03Ah.

00:57:04Ah.

00:57:05Ah.

00:57:06Ah.

00:57:07Ah.

00:57:08Ah.

00:57:09Ah.

00:57:10Where'd you go?

00:57:11Ah.

00:57:12Ah.

00:57:13Ah.

00:57:14Thank you, I'm dead, Katy Kim.

00:57:22Woo!

00:57:24Bulletproof glass, new gear.

00:57:27You guys must be doin' pretty good.

00:57:29So you work with these guys?

00:57:32Oh, no, I'm a freelancer.

00:57:34Uh, I called in a favor.

00:57:35How are you feelin'?

00:57:36How am I feeling?

00:57:39Like I'm about to put some lucky therapist kids through college?

00:57:42How?

00:57:44Because I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this.

00:57:47Oh, I got it in my head that you were gonna start

00:57:49some scholarship funds or something.

00:57:51Oh.

00:57:57How are you feeling?

00:57:59Oh, don't worry about me.

00:58:00I was severely traumatized long before today.

00:58:03Cool brag, weirdo.

00:58:07What happens now?

00:58:09We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills.

00:58:11Don't worry, you're safe.

00:58:13Actually safe.

00:58:15Yeah, cool brag.

00:58:17Weirdo.

00:58:19I couldn't think of anything,

00:58:21so I used yours, because I thought it got me.

00:58:23That's okay.

00:58:25That was a good use.

00:58:27I think it worked.

00:58:29We'll work on it.

00:58:31Okay.

00:58:33We're here.

00:58:35You guys really upgraded the place.

00:58:37This must have cost a fortune.

00:58:39You save that many jackpots?

00:58:41For the best.

00:58:43We only want the best for our clients.

00:58:51I thought you said guns weren't illegal.

00:58:53We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate them.

00:58:55But kills have to be close quarters.

00:58:57Minimize this collateral damage.

00:58:59The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside,

00:59:01these guys are the real deal.

00:59:03I mean, look at this place.

00:59:05These guys could control Jurassic Park from here.

00:59:07Except this time, the dinosaurs wouldn't get out.

00:59:09Katie, Kim, welcome to LPA.

00:59:11I'm Lewis. I'm a huge fan.

00:59:13Of Jurassic Park?

00:59:15I feel like a lot of people are.

00:59:17That's why they make hundreds of those movies.

00:59:19No, are you kidding me?

00:59:21I'm a huge fan of Jurassic Park.

00:59:23I feel like a lot of people are.

00:59:25That's why they make hundreds of those movies.

00:59:27No, are you kidding me? Of you?

00:59:29I mean, most people don't last 15 minutes

00:59:31without representation.

00:59:33You've already made it several hours

00:59:35pretty much completely alone.

00:59:37How that makes you so proud to say as an Asian man...

00:59:39Well, I wasn't alone.

00:59:41Of course not. You had all of our ancestors

00:59:43looking out for you.

00:59:45No, I was with him.

00:59:47Oh, you meant Noel.

00:59:49Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind was blowing

00:59:51in his direction today.

00:59:53That's not a job for a... No offense, Noel,

00:59:55but a hobbyist.

00:59:57Luckily, he realized that and called us

00:59:59before it was too late.

01:00:01Listen, I just really want to get to the Grapevine

01:00:03and finish this day.

01:00:05Totally hear you. Totally hear you.

01:00:07But we are the biggest

01:00:09lottery protection agency in the city.

01:00:11Your life is about to change

01:00:13if you let us change it for you.

01:00:15Hey, that reminds me.

01:00:17Please accept a little welcome gift on our behalf.

01:00:19It's an official LPA phone,

01:00:21so sorry you lost yours in the strike.

01:00:23Noel, there's an Apple store across the street.

01:00:25I'm sure they got some cheap models left in stock.

01:00:27Come on. I'll show you around.

01:00:29More of a Motorola guy,

01:00:31but fuck yourself.

01:00:37Attention.

01:00:39Lottery ends in four hours.

01:00:41Oh. This is where you keep all the good-looking people.

01:00:43Sure is.

01:00:45Not all the good-looking people.

01:00:47You're good-looking.

01:00:49Katie's shoulder pad.

01:00:51That is brutal.

01:00:53That is our wall of winners.

01:00:55In a few hours, your face

01:00:57is gonna go right there.

01:00:59It's been a while since the last one, huh?

01:01:01Yeah. Well, you know,

01:01:03half the jackpots these days are so desperate

01:01:05they decide to risk keeping the commission

01:01:07rather than letting us save their lives.

01:01:09Now, we charge 30% here, which sounds like a lot.

01:01:11I know. But, uh, we also have

01:01:13the highest rate of survival in the city.

01:01:15Sir. Thank you.

01:01:17So, what do you say, Katie Kim?

01:01:19Can we

01:01:21officially make you a billionaire?

01:01:23Well, if that phone struck,

01:01:25we'd be dead meat. So,

01:01:27they do deliver.

01:01:29What percentage does Noel get?

01:01:31I'm sorry.

01:01:33Noel? Yeah.

01:01:35He saved me way before you guys entered the picture.

01:01:37You know, I'll tell you what.

01:01:39We would be happy to give Noel

01:01:415% of our commission.

01:01:435%? Wow.

01:01:45Our viewers must love you.

01:01:4750%. Katie, that's not...

01:01:4950%. Uh...

01:01:51Okay.

01:01:53I'll tell you what.

01:01:55I think it's only fair that Noel receive

01:01:57the same commission that we charge.

01:01:5930%. Say what?

01:02:01Say 30%.

01:02:03How's that sound?

01:02:11Excellent. Wonderful.

01:02:13You made the right choice today, Katie.

01:02:15I know that every single agent, myself

01:02:17especially, we're all here

01:02:19to kick butt on your behalf. Really?

01:02:21Because you look more ready to

01:02:23challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off.

01:02:25Well, I did always have trouble

01:02:27hitting the high note and all by myself, but, uh,

01:02:29I reckon I could blow her face off pretty

01:02:31good with these.

01:02:33Slimline grenades. You're safe with us.

01:02:35I guarantee it.

01:02:37Come on.

01:02:39You can come too, Noel.

01:02:43Come on, Noel. What are you doing?

01:02:47Your fans are very smart, Katie.

01:02:49They don't wait for your location to be posted.

01:02:51They just follow the drone.

01:02:53I feel like you might want to use a different word

01:02:55than fans. Well, if they're rabid,

01:02:57I'll tell you that. They want to get me almost as bad

01:02:59as they want to get you, since I'm standing in the way of their money.

01:03:01We could hold them off here for a while,

01:03:03but, uh, not indefinitely.

01:03:05What? What, do you build a bunker like this

01:03:07and you skimp on the windows?

01:03:09Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel,

01:03:11we don't take any chances. That's why we're the best.

01:03:13Makes sense.

01:03:15All right, so here's the deal. First, we'll dispatch

01:03:17a fleet of autonomous decoy vehicles.

01:03:19Most of your fans will follow those, thinking you're in one of them.

01:03:21Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you in a different vehicle

01:03:23to a hidden underground fortress, and, uh,

01:03:25from there, you're home free, Richie Rich.

01:03:27Isabella's gonna take care of you.

01:03:29Miss Kim, follow me.

01:03:31Oh, and, uh,

01:03:33Isabella, why don't we make sure that Miss Kim gets

01:03:35an outfit that's, uh, not visible

01:03:37from space? I don't normally

01:03:39dress like this. We probably shop in the same

01:03:41store. My comfort zone is dressing

01:03:43like a husky tween.

01:03:45Uh, okay.

01:03:49Lewis, uh, I just wanted to say it was

01:03:51really decent what you did back there, cutting me in.

01:03:53You did not have to do that. I know.

01:03:55Thank you.

01:03:57I, uh, hope the past is just water under the bridge.

01:03:59Hey.

01:04:01We're cool, all right?

01:04:03It's good to see you.

01:04:05Would you do me a favor and just

01:04:07pick yourself up a little bit? You look like Wreck-It-Ralph

01:04:09after a 14-hour cocaine bender.

01:04:11Jeez.

01:04:13What you look like?

01:04:15Oh.

01:04:17Wow.

01:04:19This is how the other half lives, huh?

01:04:21My doctor's office in a strip mall next to an El Pollo

01:04:23loco. Ow!

01:04:25I hope my health care pays for this. Just kidding.

01:04:27I don't have any.

01:04:29Um, can I ask you something? Shoot.

01:04:33You been doing this a long time?

01:04:35A little while.

01:04:37You save a lot of people?

01:04:39A few.

01:04:41Then what do you spend your money on?

01:04:43Because, um, well, I can tell that you might not be

01:04:45spending it on yourself.

01:04:47Excuse me?

01:04:49For starters, you dress like a gym teacher at a funeral.

01:04:51I was voted best dressed my senior year.

01:04:53Ah, so you were homeschooled.

01:04:55And you clearly cut your own hair.

01:04:57My grandmother cuts my hair.

01:04:59I'm just saying, it's dangerous work.

01:05:01And anyone with their head screwed on right

01:05:03can lose their money and stop.

01:05:05So, uh, well, why haven't you?

01:05:07Thanks.

01:05:09That's a fair question.

01:05:13I used to be a mercenary.

01:05:15Private sector with Lewis.

01:05:17Our unit got sent all around the world

01:05:19to do bad things to bad people.

01:05:21And we weren't paid to ask any questions.

01:05:25One day I did, and I found out

01:05:27some of those people weren't as bad as they say.

01:05:29I tried to convince Lewis.

01:05:31He wouldn't listen.

01:05:33So I just bailed.

01:05:35Right there in the middle of a job.

01:05:37But because I wasn't there,

01:05:39the mission went sideways.

01:05:41And, uh, my unit...

01:05:45Lewis and I are the only survivors.

01:05:49So the money I make,

01:05:51my 10% goes to their families.

01:05:53And that family's the good people we hurt.

01:05:55Oh.

01:05:57Well...

01:05:59that's heavy.

01:06:01You know what?

01:06:03Because of what you negotiated with Lewis,

01:06:05they are gonna be getting a whole lot more now, so...

01:06:07thank you.

01:06:13My dad was my manager.

01:06:15He had me working my ass off since I was eight years old.

01:06:17And then on my 18th birthday,

01:06:19I tell him

01:06:21I want to take charge

01:06:23of my own time

01:06:25and my own money.

01:06:27And he said,

01:06:29Okay, sweetheart.

01:06:31I'll take care of you.

01:06:33Trust me.

01:06:35And the next morning,

01:06:37he's gone.

01:06:39He took every cent I ever earned,

01:06:41left me and my mom high and dry.

01:06:43Then my mom got sick,

01:06:45and I had to quit to take care of her

01:06:47because no one else would.

01:06:49She finally died a month ago.

01:06:51Left me with $600

01:06:53and a bus ticket to L.A.,

01:06:55so here I am now,

01:06:57trying to start over.

01:06:59Katie, I am.

01:07:01I'm not trying to compete with your story.

01:07:03I'm...

01:07:05I'm just explaining that

01:07:07my own father

01:07:09didn't hesitate for a second

01:07:11to choose money over me and my mom, so...

01:07:13how was I supposed to trust you?

01:07:17True.

01:07:19True.

01:07:21But I do trust you. No.

01:07:23For some weird reason,

01:07:25I-I do.

01:07:27I think it's because you look

01:07:29like a bulldog that, like, a witch

01:07:31casts a spell on and turn into

01:07:33a human, like, against his will.

01:07:35You ever did that?

01:07:37Yes.

01:07:39Miss Kim,

01:07:41please put your face right here.

01:07:43This is a prosthetics machine.

01:07:45Go ahead and pick any face you'd like.

01:07:47Oh, cool.

01:07:49It's just an extra added layer of protection for when you're in transit.

01:07:51If people can't recognize you,

01:07:53you're a lot safer.

01:07:55Oh, my God, there's so many different faces.

01:07:57Cool, cool.

01:07:59Oh, I like this one.

01:08:01Okay.

01:08:05Oh.

01:08:07Oh.

01:08:09It's weird in here.

01:08:11Um...

01:08:13Hey, Noel?

01:08:15Why'd you get so upset earlier

01:08:17when you were asking Lewis for help in the panic room?

01:08:19Is it because you don't want to lose out on commission?

01:08:21Oh, come on. No.

01:08:23There's a lot of bad blood between us after what happened, okay?

01:08:25I hated that I needed him.

01:08:27But he seems to be past it, so...

01:08:29I will suck it up,

01:08:31as long as it helps you.

01:08:33He's definitely still a dick to you.

01:08:35Oh, yeah. That's Lewis.

01:08:37That's why I was so surprised when he came in on the 30%.

01:08:39Not like the old Lewis,

01:08:41but, I mean,

01:08:43things will change, right?

01:08:45I found that not to be the case.

01:08:47Did you really trust him?

01:08:49Our lives are literally in his hands right now.

01:08:53Hey, girl.

01:08:55Hi.

01:08:57What? Too sexy?

01:08:59Let's go pee standing up

01:09:01and make more money than our female counterparts,

01:09:03am I right?

01:09:05What's wrong?

01:09:07This, this equipment,

01:09:09staff, the facility, those are huge expenses.

01:09:11And moving you out of this bunker,

01:09:13it doesn't make sense.

01:09:15You saw how long it's been since they had a jackpot.

01:09:17And the ones they had before, they weren't that big.

01:09:19Not big enough for all this.

01:09:21So you think it's a setup?

01:09:23I don't know.

01:09:25What don't you know, Noel?

01:09:27Why I just farted?

01:09:29It's probably the muscle relaxants.

01:09:31I think it loosens the sphincter faster.

01:09:33And since I know what Noel usually eats,

01:09:35I'd say it's best we get the hell out of here ASAP.

01:09:37Shall we?

01:09:39Yeah, we should go.

01:09:41That's a strong look, by the way, Katie.

01:09:43How many women can pull off a goatee like that?

01:09:45Dig it.

01:09:47Thank you.

01:09:51Hey, Lewis,

01:09:53you sure it's a good idea to move her out of here?

01:09:55I mean, this place seems really secure.

01:09:57Well, if people know where she is, then it's not secure, is it, Noel?

01:09:59You're not questioning my expertise, are you?

01:10:01No, no, Lewis, you know me, always looking for a way out.

01:10:03Ain't that the truth.

01:10:05Attention, lottery ends in three hours.

01:10:07We're in trouble, aren't we?

01:10:09Yes, we are.

01:10:11I can never figure out why more than half the players

01:10:13that killed jackpots this year requested anonymity.

01:10:15That would make sense.

01:10:17I think that Lewis has been murdering his clients.

01:10:19Wait, what? No.

01:10:21Why would he do all that?

01:10:23The decoy cars, the disguises?

01:10:25He patched up our wounds.

01:10:27I know he has to.

01:10:29He has to make it look like the agency's doing their job.

01:10:31That way the next jackpot does the same thing that we did.

01:10:33Walk right in here and look for his protection.

01:10:35Oh, shit.

01:10:37What?

01:10:39Noel sharted.

01:10:41Noel, buddy, would you squeeze your asshole shut

01:10:43and hold it in like a fucking man? Seriously.

01:10:45What do we do?

01:10:47I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Just give me a second.

01:10:51See that, Noel?

01:10:53Big, breachable door with a bloodthirsty mob behind it.

01:10:55Too risky.

01:10:57Told you I knew what I was talking about.

01:10:59Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits.

01:11:01Just hop on in and we'll dispatch the decoys

01:11:03from the main exit to clear the door

01:11:05and get you out of here to safety.

01:11:07This way, Miss Kim.

01:11:09Noel, you're gonna ride with us.

01:11:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

01:11:13You know, I'd really prefer to stick with Noel, if that's cool.

01:11:15You're much safer with us.

01:11:17Sure, but it just...

01:11:19And I don't want to mansplain.

01:11:21It's just that he saved my life

01:11:23four times today.

01:11:25And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot,

01:11:27except he's the size of 80 of them.

01:11:29Look, I know we all love big, dumb animals,

01:11:31but as the guy who just saved you

01:11:33and that just a moment ago,

01:11:35I'm asking that you give us a shot.

01:11:37Um, I don't know.

01:11:39I think we should just stay here,

01:11:41because that door seems, like, really strong and, like...

01:11:43Katie.

01:11:45I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you, okay?

01:11:49I'll take care of you, sweetheart.

01:11:51Trust me.

01:11:53Okay.

01:11:59Okay, thanks.

01:12:01Dad?

01:12:13Holy shit.

01:12:23Come on, Uncle Pete, this murder lottery

01:12:25is no place for an older gentleman like yourself.

01:12:27Kill Katie, kill!

01:12:29Kill Katie, kill!

01:12:31She's worth 3.6 million, yo!

01:12:33Don't lose her!

01:12:35Hey, let's get you into the courtyard.

01:12:37Take Lewis' Lambo.

01:12:39Security expert left his jeans on the tire.

01:12:41What about you?

01:12:43I'm gonna buy you some time.

01:12:45I'll be fine. Now go, go, go, go!

01:12:49He's escaping!

01:12:53Oh, you gonna cry now?

01:12:55Fuck!

01:12:57My balls!

01:12:59Try jumping up and down.

01:13:13Okay, no.

01:13:15I'm only gonna ask you this one time.

01:13:17Where the fuck is my jackpot?

01:13:19Oh, man, I would remember,

01:13:21but I just got kicked in the face.

01:13:23Now you think you're fucking funny, huh?

01:13:33Oh, no, she's escaping.

01:13:35That's not what you wanted to happen, is it?

01:13:37Those fucking decoys.

01:13:41She's in one of the cars.

01:13:43Which one?

01:13:45How the fuck would I know? Put a team on all four.

01:13:47One eyes on every single camera in a three-mile radius.

01:13:49CCTVs, ATMs. Go, go, go.

01:14:09We're trying to track her phone,

01:14:11but she's deactivated the locator chip.

01:14:13Fuck!

01:14:15All right, what do we got from the cops?

01:14:17Okay.

01:14:19Autopilot off.

01:14:23One of the decoy cars just changed direction.

01:14:25Take the 210 north. Go, go, go.

01:14:27Take the five. Try to cut him off.

01:14:29What are you gonna do?

01:14:31Let's fucking shoot her down in the first place.

01:14:33Oh, my God, this is just in.

01:14:35Katie Kim has just lost the shutterbug drone,

01:14:37which means that her location will not broadcast again

01:14:39until the end of the game,

01:14:41which means that unless she makes a major mistake,

01:14:43most lottery players will be sitting around

01:14:45doing what you're doing,

01:14:47drinking and toasting to our new hero.

01:14:51Well played, Katie Kim.

01:14:53Wherever you are.

01:15:07Hello?

01:15:09Turn the fucking car around now.

01:15:11Now I'm good, but fuck you very much.

01:15:13I need to tweak my pitch a little bit.

01:15:15Turn the car around, or I'll stick this

01:15:17in this oversized hunk of beef here.

01:15:19Here, why don't you, uh, go ahead

01:15:21and say something persuasive, Noah.

01:15:23Katie, get out. Get out. Keep going.

01:15:25Don't worry about me. Go.

01:15:27Your altruism is getting a little excessive, Noah.

01:15:29You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow.

01:15:31Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want.

01:15:33Exactly. That's the idea.

01:15:35Stop!

01:15:37Next one's going in his brain.

01:15:39Katie, don't stop. Don't turn around.

01:15:41Get to the grid line. Fuck this guy.

01:15:43Yeah, fuck this guy. What's it gonna be, Katie?

01:15:45Huh?

01:15:49Okay, all right. I'll turn around.

01:15:51No! That's a good girl.

01:15:53Now show me. I want to see you turn the car around.

01:15:55I'm doing it.

01:16:03All right, I'll drop you a pin.

01:16:05I'll go to a nice, quiet place where your fans won't find you.

01:16:07If you're not there in 24 minutes,

01:16:09well, next time you see Noel's face

01:16:11will be when I mail you his fucking head!

01:16:13Okay, bye.

01:16:17Oh, man.

01:16:19Fucking Noel.

01:16:25Oh, you really think nobody's gonna find her in here?

01:16:27Of course not. No one gives a shit about theater in Los Angeles.

01:16:29I do. I saw the last performance here.

01:16:31Featherspace, the hip-hop musical.

01:16:33Vin Diesel was amazing.

01:16:35Fuck.

01:16:37Oh, she's smarter than you think, Lewis.

01:16:39Really? She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A.

01:16:41expecting to have a good experience.

01:16:43Yeah, she's a real fucking genius.

01:16:45Okay, so you're gonna kill an innocent woman for what?

01:16:47Because you fucking bozo's bought too many cases of LaCroix

01:16:49for your executive lounge?

01:16:51Don't pretend like you don't like LaCroix.

01:16:53It tastes like a drawing of a coconut!

01:16:55Coconut is the worst flavor! You cannot judge!

01:16:57Based on coconuts! It's a delicious, zero-calorie beverage!

01:16:59I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix!

01:17:03See, this is exactly why no one wants to work with you, man.

01:17:05You talk about these jackpots like they're...

01:17:07like they're fucking people.

01:17:09They're big, walking ATMs.

01:17:11And this one is the biggest fucking ATM of all time!

01:17:13You really are a reprehensible chunk of wet shit, Lewis.

01:17:17Oh, grow the fuck up, you dickstain!

01:17:19How do you think the world works? Huh?

01:17:21It runs on money!

01:17:23You know the mission that you bailed on?

01:17:25Now that?

01:17:27That was a fucking jackpot.

01:17:29That family was guarding millions of gold for those warlords.

01:17:31That money changed my life.

01:17:33You never should have gone in there knowing what we knew.

01:17:35You got all our men killed without me.

01:17:37We didn't need you.

01:17:39There was no danger in that raid, you dumb fuck.

01:17:41There were no fighters around for miles.

01:17:43No one in the house was even armed.

01:17:45It was the easiest fucking job of my life.

01:17:47Just walked in, took out the family,

01:17:49grabbed the jackpot.

01:17:51There's no firefight?

01:17:53Let's just say I don't like to share.

01:17:57You killed our team for gold?

01:17:59Yeah, I did, Noel.

01:18:01It's just business, okay?

01:18:03High-stakes business, winner-take-all.

01:18:05Welcome to the real world.

01:18:07You evil fucking son of a bitch.

01:18:09Compliments will get you nowhere with me.

01:18:13Yeah, I have the team rally in my position.

01:18:15It's time to close this account.

01:18:25Stupid Noel.

01:18:27Why couldn't you have just been

01:18:29a fucking asshole like everybody else?

01:18:33What's the clock?

01:18:35You chill up one second after the bell,

01:18:37you get no money, and you get a murder charge.

01:18:39So we go fucking fast,

01:18:41and we go fucking hard.

01:18:47What are these guys keeping?

01:18:49Guns?

01:18:51Grenades?

01:18:53Bingo.

01:18:55It's a fucking

01:18:57SpongeBob gun.

01:19:11Katie Kim.

01:19:15Center stage.

01:19:17It's a

01:19:19deadly-looking weapon you got there.

01:19:21What's the range on that thing, like two inches?

01:19:23I'm shaking.

01:19:25Let him go.

01:19:27You literally

01:19:29have zero leverage here,

01:19:31so no.

01:19:33I don't know.

01:19:35I have a little.

01:19:37See, you get all the money

01:19:39if you kill me,

01:19:41but what happens

01:19:43if

01:19:45I do it myself?

01:19:47Katie.

01:19:49Let him go.

01:19:51You expect me to believe that you would

01:19:53kill yourself for this guy?

01:19:57You met him, what,

01:19:59four hours ago?

01:20:01I said let him go.

01:20:03Uh-uh. Nope. Not buying it.

01:20:05Bullshit.

01:20:07Bullshit?

01:20:09I'm gonna die anyway, right?

01:20:11So the only choice that I have left

01:20:13is whether or not I want you to be rich

01:20:15because of it.

01:20:17Let him

01:20:19go.

01:20:21Go ahead.

01:20:23No, go ahead. Pop your own skull.

01:20:25I'll just wipe your prints off the bolt gun and tell him I did it.

01:20:29Not with a million of my fans watching.

01:20:33Oh, shit.

01:20:35You're crazy, Katie Kim.

01:20:37What do I have to live for anyway?

01:20:39I got no friends.

01:20:41I got no family.

01:20:43Everybody fucking sucks.

01:20:45I came to this town

01:20:47chasing a stupid dream that

01:20:49deep down I know won't happen.

01:20:51Not for me.

01:20:53And you're right. I did meet him today.

01:20:55Today.

01:20:57And that's the best relationship I have

01:20:59in my life.

01:21:01Isn't that fucking pathetic?

01:21:05Aren't I fucking pathetic?

01:21:07Katie, don't do this.

01:21:09Please.

01:21:11Well, I keep pretending things are gonna go my way.

01:21:15So let's just fucking do this.

01:21:17Fuck you

01:21:19and fuck your money.

01:21:23No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop.

01:21:25Okay. Okay.

01:21:27I'll let him go.

01:21:35Okay.

01:21:37Now give me the gun.

01:21:43Hey.

01:21:45You win.

01:21:49That's cargo.

01:21:51Push, kid!

01:21:55Acting

01:21:57motherfucker.

01:22:01Bravo.

01:22:03Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had

01:22:05your range.

01:22:09They know you're here. Run.

01:22:11Run!

01:22:15Get out.

01:22:29It's time to level.

01:22:35Let's go.

01:22:39Let's go.

01:22:41Oh, honey, take the roast out of the oven in 10 minutes. I gotta go kill this girl. Oh

01:22:49See you at the Hollywood Theater bitch

01:22:58Hey good to see you again not a cop time to die

01:23:11Oh

01:23:25Where do you think you're going you little shit

01:23:32You're a loser and no friends, what do you even need that money for what are you gonna do with the money?

01:23:37Buy more white suits you fucking diva

01:23:42Oh

01:24:01Fuck this it's turtle time motherfuckers

01:24:12I

01:24:27Stopped being such a loser. Let me kill you already

01:24:30Oh

01:24:40Little help, please

01:24:42I'm on it

01:24:58My ticket my jackpot. Well, I gave you one star on air Bambi now, you'll never be a super host

01:25:05Not cool. Oh

01:25:08I'm gonna enjoy this. No, I'm gonna enjoy this

01:25:13I

01:25:18Fucking with my money no

01:25:24No

01:25:25Wait, remember all the good times we've had like when my roof like team and shit on you. That was hilarious

01:25:31Call your fucking mom back

01:25:34God I should just stabbed you

01:25:42Oh

01:25:5584 minutes

01:26:09We take that off your hands man damn

01:26:12Oh

01:26:19It's like it's showtime motherfucker

01:26:30After this doesn't over go right up your ass

01:26:42I

01:27:06Miss Kim good to see you again

01:27:08Your watch keeps terrible time let me reset it for you

01:27:21See you're okay

01:27:29Katie two minutes

01:27:38Oh

01:28:03I'm coming Katie

01:28:09Oh, where do you think you're going Katie Kim?

01:28:34Hey stay away from it

01:28:38Oh

01:28:53You're doing a terrible job protecting me I think I'm gonna have to let you

01:29:08Oh

01:29:16Gotta say Katie two people of proud Asian heritage trying to kill each other for money. Very inspiring

01:29:26Leave her alone

01:29:39Oh

01:29:43I'm sorry, Katie. Looks like you don't have what it takes to get out of this now. I do have one thing

01:29:49What's that? You look like each arm?

01:29:50fast hands

01:29:52Wait, is that a grenade in your pocket? You're just happy to see me

01:30:08I

01:30:10Open up the door

01:30:18What I know

01:30:24To this

01:30:34This is where we go

01:30:38This is where we go

01:31:09You're on the clock boys your bosses

01:31:21You had a little bit of Lewis on you there

01:31:23Yeah, I think it's like tooth flu in my mouth

01:31:27Hey, um, I don't know if you were still expecting that 30%

01:31:31Come on, I'm a man of my word 10%

01:31:35but

01:31:36I'm not a woman of my word. So I hope you'll be happy with 50%

01:31:42Just you know, I was gonna double-cross you I just ran out of time right? No you weren't

01:31:47Because you really are a nice guy and I trust you

01:31:57ID please. Oh

01:32:00Not my real height. Hey

01:32:03You saved me

01:32:05You saved me

01:32:07People with the sheep they helped a lot. They did they helped you and hey, just so you know, I think my mom would really liked you

01:32:23Congratulations Katie Kim, I'm Johnny Grant and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet

01:32:30All right, so what are you gonna do now that you're a billionaire miss Kim

01:32:36I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles and watch the language kids watch it. Sorry children

01:32:42All right, right this way for an interview. I think I've had enough publicity for today. But thank you. No, wait

01:32:48Wait, she said she's had enough publicity. She doesn't want publicity. That's her, right?

01:32:55I thought all actors wanted publicity. I

01:32:58Don't think I want to be an actor anymore. Yeah

01:33:00It's like what's the point?

01:33:02Fucking wrestlers and youtubers are movie stars. Now. I don't tell me about it sort of makes me feel like anybody can do it, right?

01:33:10Hey my last 10 bucks, yeah

01:33:13You want to put a hot dog? Oh lengthways or widthways what?

01:33:19I might have a concussion

01:33:21It's always hard to tell if you

01:33:24Always with the quips

01:33:28I

01:33:32Got you big guy

01:33:36God your hand is so big. It's like a whole ass ham on my shoulder

01:33:41Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket. What's the plan? Oh, I got a few ideas

01:33:57Oh

01:34:28But everybody's eating pizza out of trash cans, this is not gonna work

01:34:41What the oh great hey, I'm being sued for copyright infringement

01:34:48Be fast I guess I told you that's what happened

01:34:57I

01:35:12Didn't know that was gonna happen

01:35:15Don't look a gift mom in the mouth as they say, you know, my mom's mouth is so disgusting

01:35:22You ever notice that Los Angeles really looks like Atlanta sometimes that's weird

01:35:27I

01:35:30Knew you wanted a super yacht. I did want a super yacht, dude

01:35:34Of course, you want a super yacht everyone wants a fucking super yacht credit fun Berg wants a fucking super yacht

01:35:44The money's changed us hasn't it? Yeah, we're gigantic shit heads now

01:35:50Hey, can I get my dolphin sandwich?

01:35:53Mommy's mad, you know, mommy doesn't she's mad. She spanks. I'm not giving you a tip. Guess what? I won best bank in 2019

01:36:04What you two perverts fear to Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night what you two did to WC Fields was

01:36:12Inhuman you were banned. It took us weeks to clean up Tom. Thanks

01:36:17Hi over for Katie

01:36:19Come with me if you don't want to die

01:36:22We should get to the chopper. I'll slap the tattoos right off your skinny man

01:36:26I've been running for my life for the past 10 hours. I'll probably go home and take a massive shit

01:36:54Lovely hey Candace, um, my panic room got invaded and I just don't feel safe in there anymore

01:37:00Is there a way we could build a panic room inside the panic room that I could panic in?

01:37:05Okay, great. Hey, also, I just sent you a picture. Um, could you buy me these darts?

01:37:11They're fucking awesome

01:37:17I love you 3.6 billion dollars more

01:37:19This isn't the first time I killed in this costume and I never take it off cuz I'm a free

01:37:27He's fucking huge she would turn my asshole into a sewer so sewer hole sewage hole sewer hole

01:37:33What do you call those things?

01:37:35So I do a sewer hole, okay

01:37:38You would turn my butthole into the Lincoln Tunnel. So Lord have mercy on my butthole

01:37:42We cut right over on your signet that that is not an oil stain in your driveway

01:37:48I

01:37:50Just it's actually just Pete he's a championship male squirter. Yeah, and it goes it's a splish-splash. It's a

01:37:57Secret, it's just me. I don't even know how that works. Yeah guys

01:38:02It's from the back

01:38:15Did it hurt when you stuck the can up

01:38:18You don't have to have shame here. I've done some crazy stuff. No, I have a very tight butthole. Hey, am I

01:38:30Forehead in the tricep. I don't know how much a bigger steak we can cut for you boss

01:38:41Fuck that shit. What flavor is it? It's a pussy flavor. Oh, I'm good. I haven't I'm allergic

01:38:48It started later in my life. Ooh

01:38:50Adult onset pussy allergy International Women's Day. It's very hard

01:38:55Hey break a leg at the audition

01:38:57Bitch, you break a leg break your entire fucking body. No, it's not like it's thank you. I will yeah

01:39:07I want to know if you're flexible. Are you flexible? I can blow myself comfortably you can and my dick isn't even that big

01:39:15It's not I

01:39:16Look like someone's sketchy uncle who smokes in his studio apartment and eats canned beans

01:39:21What's up, bro? Let's go take a dump standing up to make more money than a female counterparts. Am I right?

01:39:26I

01:39:41Once played Tetris for about 65 hours straight, I speak fluent Dothraki. I don't know why I thought that'd be useful

01:39:46I sucked my thumb for way too long. And since my thumbs are three times normal size my overbite was bananas

01:39:51I believe that honeycomb is the best cereal all other cereals are trash. Oh, I make my own socks

01:39:57My calves are always bursting through the store-bought ones. I estimated that I'd be about 8,000 chickens in my life

01:40:02Oh, and I believe in aliens, but I'm not a weirdo about it

01:40:05I once broke my femur still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins

01:40:0931 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves. I nursed a baby squirrel back to life once I

01:40:13fed it muscle milk in an eyedropper

01:40:16Jacked

01:40:18Oh

01:40:24You're not quite a comic on why you dress like the British robot from Star Wars no, I'm

01:40:29Not see through P. Oh, that's not his name. Yeah. Yes. It's definitely see through P

01:40:33Oh, no, it's definitely not cuz I remember that. Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley. Hello. I'm Todd Beasley

01:40:41You'll be malfunctioning today. You nearsighted scrap pile. I guess you remember that entire line, but you don't remember that

01:40:47His name was see-through. Yeah, that's not his name. I'm name. Yeah, that's it. That's what it is

01:40:55bitches

01:40:59Can we throw our axes now, please yeah, you just like this

01:41:08Don't throw them at each other

01:41:11Yeah, but I hate the fucking theater

01:41:17One more two, what are you doing? I'm fighting you you ready for this Asian Thunder, huh?

01:41:21Fuck a rainy fight like scrappy do you know when you fight someone you gotta make contact with your hands and feet, right?

01:41:27Oh, I hit him on my hands and feet. I can hit him with my hands and feet this

01:41:30this

01:41:32And I do that. Oh the subway stop. I just shot big car. Wow into you and then I get up

01:41:39I'm driving into the

01:41:42punch earfold

01:41:44Five years of stage fright in school where I was number two in a class of two, but I prevailed

01:41:54No eggs off I

01:41:56Love your perfume. By the way, what is that?

01:41:58Yo, and other people's blood probably lady speeds taken three hours of terror sweat. It's bullets by machine-gun Kelly

01:42:06It's his line

01:42:07No, I wait. I remember it now

01:42:09It was Colonel mustard in the observatory with the rope. Oh, man. I think you step in dog shit. I

01:42:15Know think good no more. See what happens when you kick somebody in the face

01:42:19Hi, miss Kim. Good to see you again. Your watch is a piece of shit

01:42:24lunchtime

01:42:27It's punch time

01:42:30You broke my favorite mop mop this asshole. I love that love

01:42:39Maywest cameltoe WC feels penis

01:42:52Oh my god, we're gonna be so rich

01:42:59Hey

01:43:03There friends

01:43:04It's your old pal Johnny Grant here to let you know that the grand lottery is coming to your town with our biggest

01:43:11Jackpot yet. We got exciting new rules

01:43:15And some fun new tools, so be sure to get your tickets for the next drive

01:43:19It's gonna be a whole lot of fun I guarantee it

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