Coronation Street 16th August 2024

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00:00OK, so is there any more paperwork?
00:26Do you need anything else from me?
00:28No?
00:29OK, great.
00:31Thank you very much.
00:33Ooh, good news.
00:36Very good news, for you especially.
00:38Ooh, you got me those Manolo Blanic slingbacks
00:42I've been eyeing up.
00:44Sadly not, but my divorce has been finalized.
00:48Seriously?
00:49You pleased?
00:50Of course I'm pleased.
00:54I don't need to throw in those Manolo Blanic slingbacks
00:56to seal the deal.
00:57I mean, if you're offering.
00:59Oh, but this is so exciting.
01:01Means we can probably focus on planning the wedding
01:03without all of this hanging over us.
01:05Exactly.
01:06And actually, I have been having a little thing.
01:09Oh, here we go.
01:11It's nothing bad.
01:12Oi.
01:14Well, no, it's nothing bad.
01:15I just, I thought maybe we could get in touch with Emily
01:18and see if Maeve wants to be a flower girl at the wedding.
01:21Obviously, I'm not talking about making her walk down
01:23the aisle or anything, but we could
01:25get her a pretty little number and, you know,
01:27make her feel part of the day.
01:30Um.
01:32I guess that's a no.
01:34No, um, not necessarily.
01:36It's just I've been struggling to get
01:38in touch with Emily recently.
01:40Everything's through our solicitors.
01:43Right, yeah, of course.
01:46I need to head, but I'll have a think about it, yeah?
01:51See you later.
01:52See you later.
01:55Oh, Joel, babe.
01:56You forgot your bag.
01:59Uh, do you want prawn cocktail or cheese and onion?
02:03Uh, prawn cocktail's hot.
02:06Hope told me earlier on that prawn cocktail crisps, uh,
02:09slay.
02:10And then she still got it in her pocket.
02:12Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.
02:14Is it?
02:15Oh, well.
02:16Kids, eh, they'll keep you young.
02:18Won't be a whole new ball game, won't we,
02:19by the time Dorian gets to the girls, eh?
02:24Girls, come on.
02:25Stop that now, honestly.
02:27Do you know what it is?
02:27They're bored now.
02:28Yeah.
02:30There you go.
02:31Made with love.
02:33Look, I'm working late today, so why don't I take
02:36them to the cinema tomorrow?
02:38Yeah, that'd be nice.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Might make up in some way for canceling the trip.
02:43Mm.
02:45Quality family time, just what we need.
02:47I'll sort it.
02:48Right, will you two pack it in?
02:51We'll get through all this, won't we?
02:56Baby.
02:56No, I'm not.
02:58Any chance of a free tea?
03:00Mm, go on.
03:01I'll bring it over.
03:06That'll do.
03:07Oh, it's you.
03:09It's you.
03:10Is that all I get for you, one and only sibling?
03:12Sarah ring any bells?
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:15Forget about her sometimes.
03:17How's things going with the old fiancee?
03:20Still in love with her sister?
03:21Just keep your voice down.
03:23Morning.
03:24Oh, you're far too bright and breezy
03:25for this time of the morning.
03:26I've just done a sunrise upload session.
03:29Is that the cult thing?
03:31Excuse me?
03:32The cultivating of the mind.
03:35Correct.
03:36You're back early.
03:37Yeah, Rowan let me go early so I could come to the museum
03:40with you and Sam.
03:41Right.
03:43Everything OK?
03:45Yeah, it's just Si again.
03:46He's, uh, they've moored a rock dam.
03:48The boat's broke, so he says, can I go over and visit him?
03:50But I can't, can I?
03:51I've got to stay and look after our tyre.
03:53Where's Sam?
03:53Oh, he's in the loo.
03:54There's been a change of plan.
03:56Toy's been discharged early.
03:57She wants me to go and pick her up.
03:59Oh, well, why did she phone you?
04:02She tried you, but you didn't answer.
04:05All right.
04:06Well, we should get to the hospital then.
04:07Well, why don't you go and see Si?
04:09I can handle things here.
04:10No, I can't leave you to everything, can I?
04:13Anyway, if Toy's coming home today,
04:14I need to look after her.
04:15Right, come on, Sam.
04:17Come on.
04:19The pile was made up.
04:20You and Bernie went to the pub together yesterday.
04:24And I said, you know, we do know that things aren't going to heal,
04:28you know, just like that.
04:30Happy.
04:33It's all right.
04:35And are you doing OK after the whole breathing thing?
04:41OK.
04:43You're stable, aren't you?
04:46What about you?
04:47What about me?
04:49I've seen less rings in a jeweller's.
04:52The ladies must love you.
04:54No, I just meant that.
04:55No, no, no, no, it's fine.
04:57I'll just go and put on my concealer.
04:58Don't you worry.
05:00Are you getting enough sleep?
05:04In general, yeah.
05:05I mean, last night was a bit difficult to get off.
05:08You know, it's just all this rehousing stuff
05:11is a bit of a worry.
05:11We just want to go for a walk.
05:13But I'm sure we'll hear something soon.
05:17Yeah.
05:20What are you doing with the rest of your day?
05:22Well, I'm just moving the last few bits into the rovers.
05:27I'll tell you what, why don't you come round here for a drink
05:29after you're done?
05:30In fact, you owe us one, considering
05:32you stood us up the last time.
05:36It's the Crandalls.
05:38Eh?
05:39Paul's set himself a challenge.
05:4150 of the best box sets to watch before you die.
05:48Right, then, er, a drink and Sopranos it is.
05:55He was a cruise.
05:57Oh!
05:58Go on.
05:59Magic word.
06:00No.
06:02Ow!
06:09Betsy, that was nasty.
06:12I didn't do this to you.
06:13Yeah, I know.
06:15What's it from, then?
06:16It's nothing.
06:17Just give us a crisp, will you?
06:22What, Betsy?
06:24Erm...
06:26Telling me to mind my own business?
06:27Yeah, mind your own business.
06:31Well, that guy that you've been rinsing, he...
06:34He didn't do that to you, did he?
06:37Did he actually, though?
06:39Oh, Betsy, come on, man.
06:41What? He threatened to blackmail me.
06:43You can't be letting him hurt you like that.
06:45Oh, yeah, sure, just let him.
06:47Get away with it.
06:50Have you told your mum?
06:53Are you sure?
06:54She won't care.
06:55It's worth a shot.
06:59Right, er, you got your mag?
07:01I'll keep Taya occupied while she's waiting to be discharged.
07:04I hope Taya won't mind, but I did already read the article
07:07on eight ways to discover your how now.
07:09Yeah, I did think it was looking a bit dog-eared.
07:12I thought there might be some useful advice in there.
07:14You know, regarding the whole hope exit.
07:17So, did you discover your how now?
07:19Work in progress.
07:21Oh, no, here we go.
07:24I've been calling you.
07:25Oh, have you? I didn't hear anything.
07:27Do you want to get in the car?
07:29Yeah, we shouldn't keep Taya waiting.
07:31Yeah, won't be long.
07:32I'm sorry to disturb you.
07:34Oh, it's OK, but I do have to go very soon
07:36because our Taya's being discharged today.
07:38There's something I can't wait to share with you.
07:41We want to help you move up to level eight.
07:44Oh! I'm only level six.
07:47We're fast-tracking you. You did amazingly this morning.
07:50You're exceeding all our expectations.
07:52We really feel this is the best thing for you.
07:56Right. That's great.
07:59But I really need to concentrate on our Taya for the time being.
08:02Absolutely. I completely understand.
08:05That's why I had another thought.
08:08I want to devise a bespoke timetable
08:10to fit around your nursing duties.
08:12Oh, that's so kind. Thank you.
08:15And there's no rush on our part. Have a think about it.
08:18And do send Taya my very best wishes.
08:21Yeah, I will. Thanks. See you later.
08:23Bye.
08:30I'll get it.
08:31All right, I'm coming.
08:35What are you doing in my house?
08:38Excuse me.
08:42What are you doing here? She's just barged in.
08:45I know it's slim pickings for you these days, Steve,
08:47but could you not have done better than the local druggie?
08:50Hey! Tracy.
08:51Do you want to shut your mouth before I shut it for you?
08:54Bite me.
08:55No, thank you. I'm not up to date with me rabies jabs.
08:58And I wouldn't want to be catching that, would I?
09:01Oh, get out, you skank.
09:03Steve, are you going to let this scrubber talk to me like that?
09:07Steve, are you going to let this scrag end talk to me like that?
09:14There's a lot of insults beginning with S here, isn't there?
09:17Steve.
09:20Erm, Cassie, are you OK if you take your lunch a bit early?
09:24With pleasure.
09:26And for your information,
09:28I was actually here to take care of your dad after his fall.
09:31But if you want to take over bathing his bits, be my guest.
09:37Is he really that bad? Is she really bathing his...?
09:40No, sheck!
09:42Why does she say it, then?
09:44Maybe because you came barging in like a megalodon.
09:48Steve, answer the question.
09:52She helps him get around.
09:54She puts his socks on for him in the morning.
09:56Well, she did.
10:06Hey.
10:08Hi.
10:10Thank you so much for meeting me here.
10:12It's OK.
10:13My flat's a bit of a mess.
10:14We're still trying to find a place for all the Joel's things.
10:18Look, I know you've only been communicating through solicitors,
10:22but this doesn't need to go through those channels.
10:26Joel and I were just wondering
10:28if Maeve might like to be a flower girl at the wedding.
10:31I'm not talking proper flower girl duties.
10:34I just thought I could get her something fancy to wear
10:37and, you know, just make her feel properly part of the celebrations.
10:42You don't have to say yes straight away.
10:45I wanted to ask, maybe build some bridges.
10:48I'm not sure...
10:50Maybe mull it over?
10:52Oh, and I actually got her a little something.
10:55You know how brides get their bridesmaids a little gift
10:59when they ask them to be bridesmaids?
11:01I just got her this little charm.
11:05I think she's called... Yeah, River.
11:08River. She's holding a little flower, see?
11:11I thought it would go perfectly with Maeve's charm bracelet.
11:14Oh, thanks, but Maeve doesn't have a charm bracelet.
11:17Of course she does, the one Joel got her.
11:19No, he...
11:21I'm sure she does.
11:22He's never bought her a charm bracelet.
11:26OK.
11:28Look, this is not going to do Maeve any good.
11:31What?
11:32I know Joel hurt you, and I'm sorry,
11:35but she doesn't deserve to miss out on her dad because of that.
11:41I think you're a good person, Dee Dee.
11:44Just...
11:46..be careful, OK?
11:48Of?
11:49Look, the only reason I came here today
11:51was because my divorce has finally gone through.
11:53Oh, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
11:55The thing is, Joel's got nothing over me now.
11:58And I couldn't, in good conscience,
12:00watch another woman walk blindly into his ways...
12:02OK, look, I'm going to stop you there.
12:06I'm sorry, but just because he did that to you,
12:09it doesn't mean he's going to do the same thing to me.
12:14You said you were living together.
12:17Well, I know for a fact that he's still got hold of his old flat.
12:21I've seen his outgoings as part of the divorce.
12:23He's paying for everything there.
12:26Well, maybe there's some things still going through
12:28that I don't know about.
12:29Do you really believe that?
12:33What?
12:36You think he's cheating on me?
12:42Look, I should go, but...
12:45Like I said, I really think you're a good person.
12:50Just...
12:51take care of yourself, yeah?
13:22CLINKING
13:32He is very tall.
13:34Oh, I like him tall.
13:36Hey, do you want a hand with that?
13:38From you?
13:40No, from my very muscular boyfriend.
13:42Yes, me, you cheeky beggar.
13:44Go on, then.
13:46I've changed my mind now.
13:47That was quick.
13:48I have very low threshold for people who underestimate me.
13:50I didn't underestimate you.
13:51Yes, you did.
13:52Me strong, me caveman.
13:54You dainty woman, you no carry big box.
13:56You've just reminded me how fit I found Wilma Flintstone.
13:59Oh, dear.
14:00Well, surely you're too young to remember the Flintstones, are you?
14:04Sadly not.
14:05Wilma!
14:06Mary!
14:12An orange juice, please, Daisy.
14:14Sure.
14:20It's a shame, you know.
14:21What?
14:23That muscular boyfriend.
14:25I assure you it isn't.
14:27I do very well out of it, thank you.
14:29Now, Chop Chop looks weighty.
14:31What's in it? Hair gel and ego?
14:35What's all this?
14:36Oh, nothing.
14:38Kit's lugging some boxes upstairs, but they're very heavy
14:40and he doesn't need any help with them.
14:43Just give me a sec.
14:47What are you doing here?
14:48Shouldn't you be at work?
14:50Day off.
14:52Really?
14:54Yeah, really.
14:56Do you listen to anything I say?
14:58You know what?
14:59I came here to speak about something actually quite serious,
15:01but if you're just going to mug me off...
15:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Betsy.
15:04Betsy, hey.
15:06Betsy.
15:09You'd think they'd want the bed.
15:11Well, they're busy.
15:13Well, as soon as they discharge you,
15:15there'd be space for somebody else.
15:17How are you doing, Sam?
15:19I'm OK.
15:20I was sorry to hear the news about you and Hope.
15:23You're soldiering on, aren't you?
15:25Well, as Alan Shepard at The Astronaut once said,
15:28any landing, you've got to be ready.
15:30I'm ready.
15:32I'm ready.
15:34I'm ready.
15:36Alan Shepard at The Astronaut once said,
15:38any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
15:41Hmm. Young lover.
15:43Listen, I feel awful about you not getting to see Si.
15:46You should have said, yes, I'm fine.
15:48Er, no, you're not fine.
15:50You've just had major surgery.
15:52Well, I'll get there.
15:53But, you know, I don't want to be the one
15:55holding you back from seeing your son.
15:57No, it's fine. I can always go another time.
15:59Anyway, I've got stuff to do with the Institute.
16:01Like what?
16:02Well, Rowan's going to fast-track me to Level 8.
16:05Oh. Yeah.
16:07Listen, I just... I think you should go and see Si.
16:10Come on, I mean, look, Nick's around, I've got Sam.
16:13Er, yeah, yeah.
16:14I mean, unless you decide to take me on holiday too.
16:17Put those puppy-dog eyes away, you.
16:20Are they working?
16:21No.
16:23Hey, we could go stargazing and get you a mask.
16:32Ooh, Liz.
16:33Just a person.
16:34Oh, sorry, Mary, I was miles away then.
16:36No worries.
16:38I just wanted to say how sorry I was
16:40to hear about the return of the pop.
16:42What?
16:43Alina.
16:44How are you doing?
16:46Is that what people are calling it?
16:48Is this just one big joke to everyone?
16:50No, no, no, not at all.
16:52My apologies, the wrong turn of phrase.
16:56It's just you've been on my thoughts.
16:58And the girls.
17:00Right.
17:01Well, OK, thanks.
17:03We're OK.
17:04Oh, I believe you've had an unexpected returnee of your own.
17:08Sorry?
17:09You're Tracy.
17:10Lovely.
17:11But she's back.
17:12When?
17:13How?
17:14Was Tommy without?
17:15Did she bring gifts?
17:16So many questions.
17:17She didn't even tell me.
17:19Oh.
17:23There you go, Dad.
17:25Nice cup of tea.
17:29This doesn't make up for your appalling behaviour.
17:32How was I supposed to know Cassie's your carer?
17:35Where's Steve gone?
17:36So keen to get away from you that he took an extra shift in the cup office.
17:40Dad, you don't really need Cassie.
17:43Not with everybody else rallying around.
17:45I employ Cassie because everybody's rallying around and putting themselves out
17:49is the exact opposite from what I want.
17:51Well, I thought that's why people had kids.
17:53So they had somebody to look after them when they got old.
17:56For heaven's sake, Tracy, you don't believe that?
17:58Yeah, I do.
17:59Oh, so what happened then?
18:01Why weren't you here when all this happened in the first place?
18:04Well, I'm here now.
18:05How much are you paying her?
18:07None of your business.
18:08Dad, I could be your carer ten times better than Cassie.
18:11No, thank you.
18:12You don't want me to be your carer?
18:14Well, with all due respect, no.
18:16I think your expertise lies with flowers and ex-footballers.
18:21Oh, and speaking of which, how is Tommy?
18:23Yeah, yeah, fine.
18:26It was a bit of a surprise, you showing up.
18:29A lovely surprise, though.
18:31A surprise?
18:33Well, I just wanted to see Amy.
18:35Can't believe she's playing skivvy to her battersby.
18:41Have you got a suitcase? Leanne's packing.
18:43Suitcase?
18:45I thought you two weren't straight and narrow.
18:47I was just going to see Simon's taking Sam with her.
18:49Her big suitcase broke.
18:51Oh. Why, are you off?
18:53What? Who's going to run the bistro? The fairies?
18:56Fair point.
18:57You know, I'm a bit worried, though.
18:59About being on your own with Toya.
19:02She's just had major surgery.
19:05Yeah, and I bet you look good in a nurse's outfit.
19:08Wow. Suitcase.
19:11Well, I had to try and hear.
19:13There's usually some at the back.
19:17I just needed a little bit of advice.
19:19Hiya.
19:20Are you OK?
19:21Yeah, yeah, I am now.
19:25Nick, that's Gail's.
19:26Yeah, yeah, I'm just borrowing it.
19:29I was just going to warn you about the Mills and Boone collection.
19:32Honestly, you can't help some people, can you?
19:36Where are you going? You need to hear my advice.
19:38I'm good, thanks.
19:40Who's Tanya? I'll text you.
19:43I'll do it.
19:45What advice is that, then?
19:48No, just winding him up.
19:51All right, OK.
19:52Well, I'm going to go to Fresh Girls in a minute,
19:54so I'm going to need you to send them a list.
19:56Yeah, I will do.
19:59Now, David, I'm not being stood at that checkout
20:02with my phone flashing up like a Christmas tree
20:04with a list from you about what you want.
20:06Once I'm on that conveyor belt, I am done and dusted.
20:08Right, I'm sending it now.
20:16Monster Flakes, yeah.
20:18Chocolate biscuits, yeah.
20:20Chocolate bars, chocolate cake.
20:21Where do you think I'm going, wonkers?
20:29Try not to sleep with her.
20:31What's that supposed to mean?
20:40Always a pleasure.
20:42Take a seat.
20:57So, how can I help?
21:00That depends.
21:02On?
21:04Exactly what you tell me
21:06regarding the fact you've been messaging my daughter.
21:12Hello?
21:15Hello?
21:30Anybody home?
21:45DOOR OPENS
21:47DOOR CLOSES
22:17VIOLIN PLAYS
22:48SHE SNIFFS
22:57That's an interesting read.
22:59But that's not my number.
23:04Doesn't mean you didn't send them.
23:06You could have a second phone.
23:08Ooh, I don't like what you're implying.
23:11If it's something like this,
23:13you should be recording it under caution.
23:15Yeah, that's an option.
23:17Mm, not for you, it isn't.
23:19I'm pretty sure that'd break conflict of interest rules.
23:22No, as you said, it's a voluntary chat.
23:25Mm, feels more like an interrogation.
23:31Do you have kids?
23:33Yeah.
23:36Live with you, do they?
23:40No.
23:42Well, maybe it's different for you.
23:45But you watch them from being a baby.
23:47You obsess over them.
23:49Every facial expression, every sound.
23:52Listening out for their needs.
23:54Yeah, I don't think I need a lesson in parenting.
23:56I do have a lot to do today, though, so can I go now, please?
24:01So when they get older and they start to lie,
24:04you know...
24:06I mean, you don't always know why they're lying, but...
24:11..instinctively you know something's up.
24:16You also know when they're being honest.
24:20Betsy wasn't lying.
24:23So tell me, Joel...
24:26..why did you violently grab my daughter by the arm?
24:34Yeah, we've run out of M and R.
24:36Right, well, I'll have to add them to the list.
24:39And crisps and all, we'll get them.
24:41Never mind your crisps. Why are you dodging the question?
24:44Why would you send me that?
24:46Oh, I'm... It wasn't meant for you, was it?
24:50All right, well, you were texting me.
24:52You were going to text Nick and all. Why would you send that to Nick?
24:55I know, it's totally weird, isn't it?
24:58Who were you telling him not to sleep with?
25:00Because I'm guessing it wasn't Leon.
25:04Toya, obviously.
25:06Who? No, why? Why obviously?
25:09Because it's a laugh.
25:11Isn't it? It's a gag. It's a bit of banter.
25:13You know, Leon going away, make sure you don't get confused,
25:16wrong sister, you know, that type of thing. It's a laugh.
25:20You're a sick, perverted little man.
25:22Yeah, yeah, I am a sick, perverted little man,
25:24but I'm your sick, perverted little man.
25:26Oh, hey, you should see the memes that I send him as well.
25:29I mean, they're pure filth, all of them.
25:31Remind me why I married you again.
25:33Well, I mean, it's just...
25:35Mm, yeah. I'll see you later. Yeah. See you.
25:44OK.
25:46I admit it.
25:48I did approach Sabrina,
25:50as I would have done anyone who was crying as much as she was.
25:54The poor girl was bawling her eyes out.
25:56And then Betsy came over, I gave them my card,
25:59I said they can call me if they need help.
26:03But then, yeah, Betsy just wouldn't leave me alone.
26:08I did humour it for a while,
26:10cos...
26:12..I felt sorry for her.
26:14I even gave her a bit of cash, because I thought that's what she was after.
26:17I thought, she'd stop calling me and just move on to someone else.
26:22That's not how she recalls it,
26:24and it doesn't explain the bruise on her arm.
26:27Mm, right. I don't know anything about any bruises.
26:30I never touched her.
26:32But...
26:33I can't help if your daughter latches on.
26:36Look, you know I'm not the first person she's had a crush on,
26:40and I'm sure I won't be the last.
26:44Eh?
26:46Oi!
26:49What did you say to Daisy earlier?
26:51Sorry?
26:53She seemed off.
26:55Oh, let me guess, you're the other half.
26:58Yeah, I am, yeah.
27:00Well, I won't apologise for flirting. She's smoking.
27:03Well, she shot me down instantly.
27:05Proper wounded me.
27:08I'm good.
27:10I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
27:12I'm a copper. I'm not into theft.
27:14Right, well...
27:16Sorry, I just, you know...
27:18Being a dutiful boyfriend.
27:20Yeah.
27:21No, good job.
27:23You a collector?
27:25What part of alphabetical gives you that idea?
27:28Do a bit of DJing myself.
27:30Not with this stuff, you don't.
27:32This is proper original vintage 90s.
27:34Really?
27:35It's a bit old for you, innit?
27:37Oh, it's a bit before my time, but that's the decade vinyl died.
27:41Some of the rarest records pressed there.
27:45I'd love to have a look.
27:46I mean, if you fancy a pint.
27:48Maybe another time.
27:50Got to go over to our Paul's.
27:52You know where I live.
27:54Yeah, all right.
27:56And will you remember to water Spike Tyson?
27:59Spike Tyson?
28:00He's cactus.
28:01Well, you know, just a spit with the mister.
28:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it.
28:05Hey, look, come on, have a good time.
28:09You will look after Tonya, won't you?
28:11I'm not even sure I should be going, you know.
28:12You should definitely be going.
28:13We'll make sure Tonya's OK.
28:15OK.
28:19I'll see you later.
28:20See you later.
28:21Make sure he's OK.
28:22OK.
28:34Is that Leanne?
28:35I need a word.
28:36Well, if you haven't got your passport, you'll have a hard job.
28:39Where's she going?
28:40And you need to know this information.
28:42Why?
28:44Works out well for you, her leaving.
28:47Placed yourself with your fiancée's sister.
28:50Yeah, it would do her good to have a break from certain people round here.
28:56It's something you encourage, I'm sure.
29:01Hiya, you all right?
29:02Brought some popcorn.
29:04Thought you'd appreciate the smell.
29:06It's not really a TV marathon without it, is it?
29:09I'll get you a bowl.
29:11Just had a chat with that Ryan fella.
29:13All the time I was trying to figure out how many hours he spends in the gym.
29:16Well, certainly more than I do, that's for sure.
29:19The only fitness I get at the moment is chasing criminals.
29:22The idea of sweating and not getting a collar at the end of it would take some getting used to.
29:26As long as you're not chasing my dog collar.
29:29He asked me for a drink, but I just said some other time.
29:32Oh.
29:34Jog on.
29:36Was that a twitch or did you mean that?
29:38Jog on.
29:40You know, I could start to take offence.
29:42No, I think you want him to go out for that drink, don't you?
29:45Yes.
29:46I think what Paul is saying is that we can have a box set marathon another time.
29:51Yes.
29:53Are you sure?
29:54Yeah, go on.
29:55Yes.
29:56Good for you to go and get to know Ryan.
29:58All right then.
30:00Off to the pub I go.
30:02Have fun.
30:03Cheers.
30:04And, er, say hello to Ryan from us, won't you?
30:08Jog on.
30:09Thanks.
30:11See you later.
30:12See you.
30:17I can see your little cogs whirring.
30:23You want him to stick around, don't you?
30:27Yes.
30:29Thought so.
30:40Olive branch, but better tasting.
30:43Olive branch, but better tasting.
30:45Don't even talk to me. I'm on a break, apparently.
30:49Any idea when that's going to end?
30:52When you tell that ex of yours to get back to Spain.
30:56She's such a hot-headed cow.
30:58Surprised they haven't entered her for a bull run.
31:01Well, we all have our faults, even me.
31:04Not like you've got a rosy past.
31:06Excuse me?
31:08I'm just saying, not all of us are perfect.
31:10Yeah, don't even try and lump me in with that ex of yours.
31:13Unless you want that bun surgically removing.
31:16All right, fair enough.
31:17But please, could you come and help me keep the peace?
31:20I'll think about it.
31:22Now leave that bun and clear off.
31:25Oh, er, Mary.
31:27Have you heard the news that Tracy's back?
31:30Yes, I know.
31:32Really? You didn't tell me about it.
31:33Pardon?
31:35She's at the house if you, er, want to say hello.
31:37Aren't we all ecstatic?
31:39Like finding out you've got Covid again.
31:55Thanks for the lift.
31:58You know, it's the least I could do under the circumstances.
32:05Look, try not to be too hard on her.
32:07Being a teenager these days, it can't be easy.
32:10She's a good kid.
32:23I just had a run in with Rowan.
32:26Insinuated that we encouraged Leanne to go for her own benefit.
32:30But we did tell her to go, but to get her away from him.
32:33Yeah, but he's right though, isn't he?
32:35It's good that she's not here, so she's not doing his fast track,
32:38but she's not here, so it's just us.
32:41Well, we're both adults.
32:43Do you know what? It'll be good, OK?
32:45Because we can prove to each other that we can keep things platonic.
32:49I wish we could just reset everything back to normal.
32:52Whatever normal is for this family.
32:54I'm sorry.
32:56Just wound me up, that's all.
32:57It's OK.
32:59Just, you know, try and keep your hands off me
33:01and I'll try and not make her pass.
33:03I think we can manage it.
33:05Maybe we could go for a drive tomorrow, you know?
33:07Change the scenery.
33:08Yeah, that sounds good.
33:18Oh, what a day.
33:21I'm sorry I had to dash this morning.
33:23I didn't mean to cut you off about Maeve.
33:26That is swain, won't we?
33:28Sorry?
33:31You were getting out of a car.
33:32Out of a car?
33:34Oh, it was just something to do with a client.
33:36She offered to give me a lift back cos it took a while.
33:42Why are you looking at me weird?
33:45I'm trying to work out if you're lying to me.
33:48If you've ever told me the truth.
33:51Where's this come from?
33:54I found this.
33:56In your flat, you know, the one you said you'd given up?
34:00It's home.
34:02Whose is it, Joel?
34:18Well...
34:21Well, you're not going to bother saying anything.
34:24You took that from the flat?
34:26I had a little chat with Emily.
34:28She told me you still had the place.
34:29I found the keys in your briefcase, so I went and had a look for myself.
34:33You know, she also told me you never gave Maeve a bracelet,
34:37so why have you been lying to me?
34:42I'm sorry.
34:45I'm sorry.
34:47You're right.
34:50I've been lying.
34:56Who is she?
34:57Who is she?
35:01My tenant.
35:03She's my tenant. I've been illegally subletting the flat.
35:08No.
35:10No, that's something you would tell me.
35:13I was keeping it from you because it's against the law.
35:16He's subletting.
35:18It's hardly a huge crime you would share that information with your partner.
35:21Would I?
35:23Because the last woman I trusted was Emily.
35:25And she's taken me for everything.
35:27Everything!
35:30I was scared of not being able to pay her what she demands
35:34and give you everything you want.
35:37I thought the extra income would help.
35:39I was ashamed to say I've been struggling.
35:43But this is what she does.
35:45She gets me tied up in knots until I don't know which way is up.
35:50You really expect me to believe that?
35:52No, I really don't. But it's the truth.
35:55Well, what about Maeve's bracelet?
35:57I gave it to her.
35:59But she sold it the minute Maeve went home with it.
36:01Any nice thing I do, Emily has to ruin.
36:03You know, this is all very convenient, Joel.
36:05Oh, you think you've got it all figured out, don't you?
36:12I'm sorry.
36:14I haven't told you everything that went on between me and Emily.
36:16Partly because I didn't want the trauma of that to bleed in to us.
36:18To impact us.
36:20So I've been trying to deal with it separately.
36:22And clearly, I can't.
36:25Of all the things Emily has taken from me,
36:27I didn't want you to be one of them.
36:31I need some space.
36:33Dee... Dee Dee?
36:36Dee Dee?
36:45And how do you feel?
36:47And how's that wonderful hunk of a man of yours?
36:50Great.
36:52Yeah, really great.
36:54Could I possibly have that cup of tea now?
36:56Dad, I really think this much caffeine a day is bad for your bladder.
37:00My bladder is fine.
37:03Hiya.
37:05Here you go, Kenny.
37:07I got you a nice little sticky bun from the cafe.
37:10Now, don't let Steve see it. He'll get well jealous.
37:13Oh, Mary.
37:14It's so good to see such a great friend.
37:16I've missed you so much.
37:18Cassie, thank you so much for the bun.
37:20And maybe a nice cup of tea to go with it.
37:23Mary, will you stay for a while?
37:25Yes, and then I can catch up with my bestie.
37:27Right, I'll put the kettle on then.
37:29I'm doing it.
37:32But it's been great spending time with Tracy
37:34before she jets back to Spain.
37:36Actually, Cassie, I'm staying for a while.
37:41So I'll be here tomorrow.
37:42You can go now.
37:57Where's Diane?
37:59She's in the bedroom.
38:01Which one?
38:05I taxied you before.
38:07Did you?
38:09Yeah.
38:10I said whatever you do,
38:12make sure you don't sleep with Toya.
38:14Oh, right.
38:16I didn't get that.
38:18I mean, I would have remembered if I got that.
38:20Yeah, no, I know you didn't get that
38:22because, like a numpty, I sent it to Shona by mistake.
38:24What?
38:26I mean, it was quite funny, really.
38:28I was texting you both at the same time.
38:30Her a shopping list and you that,
38:32and I accidentally got it.
38:34Hold on. You told Shona?
38:36Yeah, but relax.
38:38I made out like it was a joke, you know,
38:40I messed her with Leanne going,
38:42and she bought it, she believed it.
38:44You sure?
38:46Yeah, yeah, honestly, I'm fine.
38:48OK, cos the last thing I need is someone else
38:50thinking something's going on.
38:52No, I know, but believe me, you're in the clear,
38:54it's fine, she totally bought it.
38:56But while you both are in the flat on your own,
38:58make sure you don't, like, get your kit off,
39:00you know, don't be swanning about with just a towel,
39:02you know, any big hunk of a man.
39:04Right, OK, so me and Toya
39:06have already had that chat.
39:08Right, well, good.
39:10It might be wise if you created a bit of distance
39:12between you both, you know,
39:14maybe be a bit off with her, you know,
39:16you don't want the situation to...
39:18get messy.
39:20And whatever you do, keep little Nicky in your pants.
39:23Little Nicky?
39:25Yeah, little Nicky.
39:27I'll see you.
39:32Wow, mate, these are amazing.
39:35How on earth do you find them all?
39:37Ah, years of collecting.
39:38I mean, silver and oasis are kind of easy to find,
39:40but suede and cooler shake are super rare.
39:42Yeah, I'll bet.
39:44Must cost you an absolute fortune.
39:46Arogen blur is about 200.
39:48Vinyl fell out of fashion.
39:50It was only a decade later that it became retro.
39:53You know, if you see anything original night,
39:55it's just buy it, it'll go up in value.
39:57That's a good tip.
39:59Mind you, if I'm honest,
40:01this kind of music haven't really been my vibe.
40:03You enjoying yourselves?
40:05You should see this collection, Daisy.
40:06I mean, they're all in pristine condition as well.
40:09Right.
40:11Feels like you've voluntarily settled in.
40:13Can I get you boys a drink?
40:15Yeah, a couple of pints, please, Daisy.
40:17On me.
40:19Have a look, let's leave.
40:21Go for it.
40:36I'll see you later.
40:56Has the rovers burnt down?
40:58What, no.
41:00You back early?
41:02Yeah, well, I had a phone call from Alina.
41:04Oh, right.
41:06She's surprised too,
41:08but she thinks it'll be good if I spend some time with Dorian,
41:10so she's asked me if I'll look after him tomorrow.
41:12And what did you say?
41:14Well, yeah.
41:16I mean, you know, I'm trying to show interest.
41:18It'd look a bit bad if I said no first time she asks.
41:20Yeah, yeah, of course.
41:22It's all right, isn't it,
41:24if I spend some one-on-one time with him and...
41:26Yeah, of course it is.
41:28Will you still be able to take the girls to the film, though, tomorrow?
41:30Because, I mean, I have told them that you're doing that.
41:33Well, I mean, I can't leave him on his own.
41:36Will you still take the girls, though, if that's OK?
41:39Yeah, whatever you need.
41:57I was about to go looking for you.
41:59I needed some time to think.
42:03Look, I'm sorry for leaving.
42:04There's just a lot to take in.
42:08No, I... I get it. I lied.
42:10And I'm expecting you to believe other things.
42:12I'd be exactly the same if it was you doing it.
42:14It's major red-flag behaviour.
42:16It really is.
42:18And I need you to be honest with me going forward.
42:22Of course.
42:24No secrets.
42:26Joel, if you're going through something, I want to know.
42:29I want to help.
42:37After all the stress from today, I am starving.
42:40I bet you are, too.
42:42Eh?
42:44Why don't you pour yourself a glass of wine,
42:46and I will go and get the take-away from Speed Doll?
42:48That sounds lovely.
42:52Eh, where was it you got the brain?
42:55I don't know.
42:57I don't know.
42:58Where was it you got the bracelet from, by the way?
43:02Why?
43:04Well, I was thinking,
43:06I want Maeve to still have the charm I got her for the wedding.
43:09I was going to buy her another one,
43:11even if she only wears it here.
43:13Oh, well, that's a lovely idea,
43:16but just... just get her any.
43:18You don't have to spend 300 quid on it.
43:20It should be the same as the one you picked, though,
43:22if Emily took it off her.
43:24What's the place called?
43:26It wasn't anywhere special.
43:28No, whatever you pick will be just as good.
43:30Yeah, you're right.
43:33We're good, yeah?
43:35As long as you bring back samosas,
43:38or else don't bother coming home at all.
43:40Well, at risk of losing you forever,
43:43I better up my game,
43:45because I'm never letting you go.
43:47Hm.
43:59DOOR SLAMS SHUT
44:00JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS
44:30MUSIC FADES