Hollywood Squares (Tom Bergeron, 2003/2004) - Season 6 January 23rd Episode
Percy/Nancy
January 23rd, 2004
Panel: Charo, Dom DeLuise, Gena Lee Nolin, Rondell Sheridan, Phyllis Diller, Roger King, Judy Gold, Melissa Peterman, Martin Mull
An episode of the 2002-2004 Syndicated version of Hollywood Squares, guest hosted by Peter Marshall with Tom Bergeron taking Center Square. In the bonus round of this version, contestants had the chance to win different prizes, such as $25,000 cash, luxury trips or a new car.
January 23rd, 2004
Panel: Charo, Dom DeLuise, Gena Lee Nolin, Rondell Sheridan, Phyllis Diller, Roger King, Judy Gold, Melissa Peterman, Martin Mull
An episode of the 2002-2004 Syndicated version of Hollywood Squares, guest hosted by Peter Marshall with Tom Bergeron taking Center Square. In the bonus round of this version, contestants had the chance to win different prizes, such as $25,000 cash, luxury trips or a new car.
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00:00-♪ Everybody get up! It's the Hollywood Squares! ♪
00:03From the celebrity capital of the world,
00:06it's Hollywood Squares!
00:08Starring...
00:10Sharo!
00:12Dom DeLuise!
00:15Gina Lee Nolan!
00:18Brondell Sheridan!
00:21Phyllis Diller!
00:23Our boss, Roger King!
00:26Judy Gold!
00:30Melissa Peterman!
00:34And our center square, Martin Mull!
00:41And your host, Tom Bergeron!
00:47Thank you, John Moschino.
00:49Welcome to...
00:51Who let the dogs out down there?
00:53Welcome to Hollywood Squares.
00:54Great to have you with us.
00:56We've been having a great week
00:57with Martin in the center square,
00:59our own big kahuna, Roger King,
01:01visiting from the ivory towers
01:04and just having a lot of fun
01:06with our returning champion as well, Nancy Phillips,
01:08who already has $9,500 in King World cash.
01:11Welcome back, Nancy.
01:13And she is pitted against
01:14in the exposition, Percy Robinson.
01:16Welcome back, Percy.
01:17Good to see you.
01:19Now, astute viewers will recall
01:22that yesterday at the end of the show,
01:24we were in the middle of the first game
01:26and the board looked remarkably like this.
01:29All right.
01:30And I believe, Nancy, it was your turn.
01:33Okay, Dom DeLuise for the block, please.
01:35Dom DeLuise!
01:36All right, Dom.
01:37This is great.
01:39This is great.
01:40I'm not ready yet, but give me two more seconds.
01:43If you're gonna take pictures, okay.
01:45All right.
01:46Okay.
01:47Wow.
01:48I'm ready.
01:49Okay.
01:50If you're in New York...
01:51Yes.
01:52...you see pigeons...
01:53Pigeons.
01:54...all over the place.
01:55Why do you rarely, if ever, see baby pigeons?
01:59I think they use them in the far-flung...
02:01You know.
02:02No.
02:04No, no.
02:05The reason is...
02:06Here's the reason.
02:08They're still in the nest.
02:10I agree.
02:11They're still in the nest.
02:12He's still in the nest.
02:13He's still in the ground.
02:14Who knew?
02:15Circle gets that one.
02:16Percy.
02:17I'll go with Judy Gold.
02:18Judy Gold, host of HBO's...
02:20Judy!
02:21...At the Multiplex with Judy Gold.
02:23Who knew?
02:25All right, Judy, from a Maxim survey
02:27of the 100 hottest women,
02:29what is the most popular tattoo that they have?
02:33I'm gonna say a flower.
02:37I would disagree.
02:38A butterfly.
02:39Oh.
02:40A butterfly.
02:41X gets the block.
02:42All right, Nancy.
02:44Melissa Peterman for the block, please.
02:46From Reba on The WB.
02:48Tonight.
02:49Tonight.
02:50Tonight, tonight.
02:51All right, all right.
02:53Melissa, at the circus,
02:55who were Al, Otto, Alfred, T, Charles, and John?
03:03I'm not sure,
03:04but they were always on the sword swallower's guest list.
03:09Oh, my.
03:11They're not going for anything.
03:13Can she go there?
03:14Just let it sink in.
03:15Just let it sink in, everybody.
03:17I already tried.
03:20I'm gonna say they were a trapeze act.
03:24I'll disagree.
03:25They were the Ringling Brothers.
03:27The Ringling Brothers Circle gets a block there.
03:30All right, Percy.
03:32Gina Lee Nolan.
03:33Gina Lee Nolan.
03:34Might have gone to Rondell to block,
03:36but we'll see how this works out.
03:38Hello.
03:39A Bravo documentary says that Jimmy Carter
03:41was the only president to request a screening
03:44of an X-rated movie in the White House.
03:47Which one was it?
03:48Ooh.
03:50Myra Breckinridge.
03:53I agree.
03:54Midnight Cowboy,
03:56which has since been downgraded to an R rating.
03:58Circle gets that one.
04:00Break for you, Nancy.
04:01Rondell Sheridan for the win, please.
04:03Rondell for the win.
04:04Starring in That's So Raven
04:06on the Disney Channel tonight.
04:09Rondell, in the song
04:11Chicks and Ducks and Geese Better Scurry,
04:15when?
04:18When Star Jones is Nearby.
04:26When I, the person singing the song,
04:29is in a hurry.
04:31I'll disagree.
04:32When I Take You Out in the Surrey.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Circle gets the square.
04:37On the win for $1,000.
04:42Time for another $1,000 game.
04:43This one here has a secret square.
04:45Let's find out what's in the secret square stash.
04:47Johnny.
04:48Oh, have you hit the jackpot?
04:50It's a first class trip to Las Vegas.
04:54You and a guest will travel first class
04:56to spend four nights in luxury accommodations
04:59on the Vegas Strip,
05:00courtesy of Vegas.com.
05:02For Vegas rooms, shows, and more,
05:04visit Vegas.com.
05:06It's who you know.
05:07Back to you, Tom.
05:08All right.
05:09Let's show all of you at home
05:10who the secret square is.
05:15All right.
05:16Nancy, you won the first game.
05:17You start this one.
05:18Martin, Mo, please.
05:19All right, Martin.
05:20Here we go.
05:24What does it mean
05:25if your waitress says you want your order
05:28with legs?
05:31Just a cheeseburger and a lap dance?
05:38Oh, hold the cheeseburger.
05:40Yeah, really.
05:42I'm not that hungry.
05:47I think it means to go.
05:50I'll agree.
05:51It means to go.
05:52Yeah, circle.
05:53Kiss the square.
05:54We asked to go,
05:55but just for a couple of minutes.
05:57We'll be right back with more
05:58of the secret square game
05:59right after this.
06:00Stick around.
06:01Promotional consideration
06:02furnished by the following.
06:12We are back.
06:13We're in the secret square game,
06:14and, Percy, it's your turn.
06:16Phyllis Diller.
06:17Phyllis Diller.
06:18All right.
06:19Her comedy albums are available
06:20at last.com, by the way.
06:23Phyllis, what super-powered character
06:25originally used a cosmic treadmill
06:28to travel through time?
06:30Me.
06:35I think I'm going in the wrong direction.
06:41The Silver Surfer.
06:44Silver Surfer.
06:45I disagree.
06:46The Flash.
06:47The Flash.
06:48X gets the square.
06:50Nancy.
06:52Gina Lee, Nolan, please.
06:53Gina Lee.
06:54Gina Lee.
06:55Here we go.
06:56True or false,
06:57waxing or shaving your hair
06:59will cause it to grow back
07:01thicker and darker.
07:04I say true.
07:05Yeah, okay.
07:06I'll agree.
07:07Oh, no, it's a myth.
07:08It's a myth.
07:09No.
07:10It's a thought-out myth, by the way,
07:11but it's false.
07:12X gets the square.
07:13Percy.
07:14Judy Gold.
07:15Judy Gold.
07:16All right, Judy.
07:17Here we go.
07:21Anyone who works at Disneyland,
07:23from the actors who star in the shows
07:25to the guy operating the Matterhorn,
07:27are all called what?
07:30Clinically depressed.
07:36I think that they're called cast members.
07:38They, like, make everyone that works at Disneyland
07:40a cast person.
07:41I agree with that.
07:42That is exactly right.
07:43All theatrical terminology.
07:44Yes.
07:45X gets it.
07:46All right, Nancy.
07:48Dom DeLuise for the block, please.
07:50Dom for the block.
07:51All right, Dom.
07:53Dom DeLuise.
07:55I'm ready.
07:58Do I just look?
07:59You're just joining us.
08:00Dom just gave himself a lay.
08:02That's right.
08:04Do not try this at home.
08:09Great.
08:11Don't do this at home.
08:13Newsweek reports groups in Thailand
08:15wanted to use a logo of two elephants having sex
08:18to promote the World AIDS Conference.
08:20Why did health authorities criticize the plan?
08:24Wait a minute.
08:26I have to visualize, and then I'll come back to it.
08:28Yes, all right.
08:32All right, look.
08:34Because he had a running start,
08:38and he tripped and broke his nose.
08:43Don't look at me like that.
08:44I come here.
08:46I came here from my home.
08:49The elephants wouldn't stand for it.
08:51All right, or anything related to the elephants
08:53being a bit recalcitrant would be acceptable.
08:55Recalcitrant, but they have a staff for that.
08:58Right.
08:59And they put a staff on, and the recalcitrants went away.
09:04All right.
09:08I disagree.
09:10I love this reason.
09:12The health authorities criticized the plan
09:14because the male elephant wasn't wearing a condom.
09:19Oh!
09:21Circle gets the block.
09:24Circle gets the block.
09:27She got it.
09:29That was the only thing in the way?
09:31You really have to make stuff up on this show.
09:33Oh, my goodness.
09:34Roger King.
09:35Roger King for the block.
09:37CEO of King World.
09:39The big kahuna.
09:41Roger, in the original Whatever Happened to Baby Jane,
09:45who played the bizarre, demented former child star?
09:50Roseanne Barr.
09:54Still settling scores, huh?
09:55No, it's not Roseanne Barr.
09:58Let's stay with Roseanne for a second.
10:01Betty Davis.
10:03I agree.
10:04Betty Davis.
10:05That's right.
10:06X gets the block.
10:07We get a break.
10:08We'll be right back after this.
10:11Stick around.
10:12Promotional consideration furnished by the following.
10:23Welcome back.
10:24Now I believe, Nancy, our returning champion,
10:27it was your turn.
10:28We went to break.
10:29Cheryl for the block, please.
10:30Cheryl for the block.
10:31By the way, her CD Bolero by Guitar and the Disco Mix
10:34is in stores now.
10:36Yes, yes.
10:37What, what?
10:38Who wrote the book Sex for Dummies?
10:41I think you're talking about the funny lady by the name
10:45Dr. Ruth.
10:46She wrote the book for herself.
10:51Dr. Ruth.
10:53I disagree.
10:54Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
10:55Yes, that's right.
10:56Can't give you that one, Percy.
10:57You have to earn it yourself.
10:58All right, Cheryl.
10:59For a tie game.
11:00All right, if you get this, we'll tie it right up here.
11:06According to InStyle magazine,
11:08what's Bill Clinton's favorite kind of candy?
11:12Oh, Bill Clinton, yes, yes, yes.
11:17His favorite candy bar after working hour is called Pay Day.
11:24I disagree.
11:25Why you disagree?
11:26Pay Day is right, yes.
11:27Oh, no.
11:28Circle gets the square.
11:30All right, Nancy.
11:31Melissa Peterman, please.
11:33Melissa Peterman.
11:34All right, Melissa.
11:36You've heard it a million times on Laverne and Shirley,
11:42but what exactly are a schlemiel and a schlemazel?
11:46Most likely our choices in the next election.
11:50Oh, wow.
11:51Shame on me.
11:53Shame.
11:54Well, I'm a Midwestern girl,
11:57and I know that they were in Milwaukee,
11:59so I'm going to say that they're two kinds of sausages.
12:03I'll disagree.
12:05They are clumsy or unlucky people,
12:07also acceptable idiots or oafs.
12:09Circle gets that one.
12:11All right, Percy.
12:13Rondeau shirt.
12:14Rondeau.
12:15Oh, secret square.
12:16Oh, no.
12:17Secret square for the trip to Vegas and a tie game.
12:22Here's a little visual help in the monitor.
12:24Fred Astaire in one of his Oscar-nominated films.
12:27Is it from Top Hat, Swing Time, or Shall We Dance?
12:33Okay, they were in Top Hat.
12:38Top Hat.
12:40For a tie game and a trip to Vegas.
12:42I agree.
12:43It is Top Hat.
12:44Yes, that's right.
12:46Circle gets the square.
12:48All right.
12:51Now, we have a $1,000 game that is a tiebreaker
12:55and will determine who our champion is.
12:57And, Percy, you get to kick it off.
12:59Marmot.
13:00All right, Martin, here we go.
13:02Which invention came first,
13:06the first working airplane or the first working parachute?
13:11The order of the invention.
13:13Well, after the first working airplane,
13:15the order of inventions was non-working parachute.
13:19Pizza.
13:22And then working parachute.
13:26Well, I think Leonardo da Vinci had drawings for the parachute
13:30at one point, and that was certainly before the Wright Brothers,
13:33so I'm going to go with parachute.
13:35Okay.
13:36I would have to agree with that.
13:37Yeah, parachute came first.
13:38That's right.
13:39Gets the square.
13:40Nancy.
13:42Cheryl, please.
13:43Cheryl.
13:44All right, Cheryl.
13:45Nancy.
13:46Nancy.
13:47Is it dangerous for a mother to nurse twin babies at the same time?
13:52You know that my grandmother had 24 kids, each time twins.
13:58She almost explodes.
14:00Oh, yeah.
14:02Roger, it was no television at that time.
14:05Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci all the time.
14:09She had big maracas in the family.
14:12And she had one kid here and the other here,
14:15and they both grow up to be very healthy and no danger whatsoever.
14:20I'll agree.
14:21Yeah, in fact, there are pillows you can buy to help you do it.
14:23Yeah, that's right.
14:24Circle.
14:25Gets the square.
14:26We get a break, which is more than Cheryl's grandmother ever did.
14:32We'll be back.
14:49All right, welcome back.
14:50We're in a tiebreaker game.
14:52Percy, your turn.
14:53Don DeLuise.
14:54All right, Don, here we go.
14:55Our buddy, Dr. Joyce Brothers.
14:58The doctor says that when trick-or-treating with their kids, what do nearly all parents secretly do?
15:05The parents, this is interesting.
15:07This is one of the reasons you see me at this weight, because I had three boys, Peter, Michael, and Ed,
15:12we went trick-or-treating, and I ate quite a bit of the candy.
15:19So the answer is that they steal the candy from their children.
15:24That's my answer.
15:26I agree.
15:27Okay.
15:28Me too, I've done it too, yeah.
15:29X gets the score, oh yeah.
15:31Done!
15:32Yeah, X gets it.
15:33I don't have kids, but I just do.
15:35Nancy?
15:36Roger King for the block.
15:37Roger for the block, all right.
15:46This is it, the last question.
15:47Here we go, what's known as the biggest little city in the world?
15:52Reno.
15:53Reno, Nevada.
15:54I agree.
15:55Reno, Nevada, you get the block, yeah, circle.
15:57Missed that one.
15:58Percy?
15:59Melissa Peterman.
16:00Melissa Peterman for the block.
16:06A University of Arizona study found that 10% of toothbrushes carry E. coli bacteria that comes from what?
16:17True.
16:18No, no.
16:19No, no.
16:24It wasn't a true or false question.
16:29Did anybody else drink their lunch?
16:38I think it comes from leaving your toothbrush out in the air, from air, air around it.
16:45I agree.
16:46No, and this is something I never even thought of.
16:48It comes from, now, sit down for this, folks, the toilet.
16:51See, a flush sends a spray 10 feet, so you always want to close the lid.
16:57You're kidding.
16:58We're brushing this thing?
17:00Circle, I can't give you that one, Nancy.
17:02Good night, everybody.
17:03Good night, everybody.
17:04Have a great weekend.
17:06Okay, Melissa Peterman for the win, please.
17:09For the win and the championship again.
17:11True.
17:12All right, Melissa.
17:13Okay.
17:15How many laps make up the world famous Indy 500?
17:19Oh.
17:23Seven.
17:29I'm not, I don't know this, but I'm going to take a guess, and so it's 500.
17:34I agree.
17:35200.
17:36The laps are 2.5 miles each.
17:39X gets the square there.
17:40You're still alive here, Percy.
17:42For Judy Gold for the win.
17:44For the win and the championship, if you get it.
17:46All right.
17:47For my Judy.
17:49On the love boats, Isaac was the bartender, Julie was your cruise director.
17:56What was Gopher?
17:58I think he was the chef.
18:02I disagree.
18:03He was the purser.
18:04X gets the square and the win.
18:09Nancy, we're out of time.
18:11Let's say some goodbyes here first.
18:13Nancy, we're going to say goodbye to you with $10,500.
18:15That's great.
18:16It's been a pleasure having you here.
18:17Nice to meet you.
18:18Nice to meet you.
18:19Percy, you're our new champion.
18:21Congratulations.
18:23When we come back on Monday, we'll start the show with your first bonus round as champion.
18:27How about that?
18:28That sounds great.
18:29That sounds great.
18:30All right, good night.
18:31I want to thank Martin Ball.
18:32I want to thank Roger King for coming down from the corporate office and joining us this
18:37week on Bring Your Boss to Work Week.
18:39On behalf of all our stars, I'm Tom Bergeron.
18:42Have a great weekend.
18:43We'll see you Monday on Hollywood Squares.
18:46Bye-bye.
18:47I'm John Meshita, the voice of Hollywood Squares, saying good night.
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