CJ the DJ Episode 1 The Set Up Gig
CJ the DJ Episode 1 The Set Up Gig
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00:00I'm sorry if you're not feeling so fine. I know all around the world you're not feeling so fine, but I'm sad.
00:14I'm sad. I know you're there to fill my life with all the wonderful beautiful things.
00:22I'm sad. I know you're there to fill my life with all the wonderful beautiful things.
00:42Well, I'm out of here, Arnus. You sure you don't have a DJ gig for me? I'm busting to play.
00:47What can I tell you, CJ? The market for bubbly schoolgirl DJs with purple hair is flat right now.
00:54I can change the hair colour. Pink, green, red. Whatever it takes. I'm always up for spitting a party.
01:01You've made that abundantly clear on numerous occasions.
01:05So, about my pay...
01:12Excuse me, young lady. I'm looking for Arnus.
01:15Inside.
01:16Thanking you.
01:22Hi, Leslie. Si, what's happening?
01:24Oh, not a lot. How was your shift?
01:26Awesome. Look at all the cool tunes Arnus gave me.
01:29Oh, you lucky duck.
01:30I can't wait to play them. Might be some hidden gems.
01:34Don't count on it. It's Arnus, CJ. I don't know why you work for that guy. He's such a sneak, eh?
01:40Arnus is okay. He gets me DJ gigs.
01:43DJ gigs?
01:44Yeah, got one for this weekend.
01:46No, but I'm working on it. Now let's roll and check out these new tunes.
01:55Well, CJ, word on the avenue...
01:58Street. Word on the street.
02:00Okay, street. But I read it on a blog. Is that technically correct?
02:04Well, anyway, Zack McGurdy, the guy you think smells nice...
02:08I don't smell that nice.
02:09I said the guy was fresh, Leslie. Totally different thing.
02:12Well, anyway, he's having a gathering.
02:15You mean a party. Cool. I wonder if Zack will need a DJ.
02:25Dad? What is going on?
02:30I'm fixing the pipes. Pass us one, will ya?
02:33What?
02:35I said pass us a pipe.
02:37Why don't you call a plumber?
02:39That's what I said, CJ. Someone qualified.
02:42Oh, cool it, Dad.
02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your hair on, Baldy. I know what I'm doing.
02:47Dad, less talking, more working. I need the bathroom now.
02:54It's Arnus.
02:57So where's the gig?
02:59Secret location. Arnus said it'll be an older crowd.
03:03Free meal. Who's in?
03:05Oh, gosh, CJ. What about Zack's?
03:08Sure, his parties are always awesome, but this one sounds even better.
03:12Plus, I'm playing.
03:16Oh, dripping.
03:18Sorry, not following.
03:20Is that a new expression you just invented?
03:22Nah, the roof is dripping.
03:25Mum? Kids, run for your lives!
03:35Hang on.
03:39Nice one, Gene. What's for your encore?
03:42All clear, Gene.
03:43Thanks again, Hal. So, um, what do you think caused it?
03:46Freak of nature? Government meddling?
03:49Lousy bodgy plumbing.
03:50Interesting theory, Hal. What are you doing?
03:54Calling in the plumber. You had your turn to play.
03:57But it's Saturday, Marsha. You know how much they charge for an emergency call-out.
04:01Not as much as an emergency hairdresser.
04:03Mum, I look like CJ.
04:06OK, OK, I'll get it sorted.
04:08And I've got a big gig. I can't go looking like this.
04:12Can you pick me up from Leslie's dad?
04:18Uh, Gene, band practice still on?
04:21Sure is, Phil. Something different today. A bit of a team-building exercise.
04:26Uh, you know much about plumbing.
04:31Oh, that feels better.
04:33Your dad sure knows how to make a mess.
04:36Speaking of Dad, that's him now. You've got the address, right?
04:40About that, I checked online and...
04:45Dad, since when is Phil a plumber? Doesn't he play the bass guitar?
04:50Siege, Phil is a man of many talents.
04:53Now, what number did you say this rocking gig was?
04:5633, but...
04:57Here it is. This is gonna be huge.
05:01I'm getting good vibes, Siege.
05:04Oh, check out the name, Rock Village.
05:08Uh, CJ, Mr Jones, about that...
05:11Why haven't I heard about this place before?
05:14OK, OK, OK. Let's cruise.
05:21You're looking pretty
05:24Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:26Happy birthday, Esme. Who's Esme?
05:29Esme!
05:30Dude, look out!
05:33Slow down, hippie.
05:36Welcome to Rockview Retirement Village. Right this way, please.
05:40Oh, Rockview.
05:43I've been trying to tell you.
05:49Everybody, the entertainers are here.
05:52So this is what Anas meant about an older crowd.
05:56Old? Esme's not old. She's 75 years young today.
06:01Oh, cool. So what's the microphone for?
06:04Bingo!
06:07What's happening?
06:08It's Zac. He wants me to DJ his party tonight. What do I do?
06:12As much as I respect the elderly,
06:15Zac's would offer us the opportunity to mix with our fellow peers.
06:19Look, guys, I can understand if you'd rather go to Zac's.
06:22Go right ahead, but I...
06:23Sweet! See ya!
06:26Any questions?
06:28Ask him about the food.
06:30Uh, someone mentioned a free meal.
06:33Soup on Saturday.
06:36Green pea or broccoli?
06:39Whoa, life is full of tough choices.
06:45Oh, the plumber team.
06:48I'd better go check on the boys.
06:51And I didn't bring the right music for a bingo jam.
06:54So we'll see you at 5pm sharp.
06:56Don't be late.
06:57Esme's quite upset that Anas won't be joining us.
07:00Anas?
07:01Yes, her grandson.
07:03Terrible case of bad timing.
07:05He's away on a business trip to Uzbekistan.
07:10I can't believe Anas lied to get out of his own grandma's party.
07:13Well, he did, and here you are.
07:16Bingo host or DJ.
07:18What gig do you think I should do, Dad?
07:20Always play the party that rocks.
07:23That's easy, Zach.
07:25But I promised Anas.
07:27Oh, crisis.
07:29The deal has been done.
07:31You're only as good as your word.
07:33Yeah, like telling Mum you'd get a real plumber.
07:35And I did. Phil's on it. It's all sorted.
07:48That's it, Phil. You are out of the band.
07:52Aw. See ya.
07:54I'm going to talk some sense into Anas.
07:56Dad, call a plumber.
07:59Real plumber.
08:03Real plumber.
08:05Hey, what the...?
08:10No, no, it's an apparition.
08:12Aren't you meant to be DJing?
08:14And you're meant to be in Uzbekistan.
08:16She's your granny, Anas, and she wanted you to play.
08:20Ugh. I don't do that.
08:22I own a store. I'm a man of means.
08:24I'll do it.
08:26Hey, I love bingo. All those corny catchphrases.
08:28Duck and dive, it's 25.
08:30Snakes alive, number five.
08:32Give me that. Oh! Yeah!
08:35Anas, even you wouldn't do that.
08:37Would you?
08:39I told my granny I'd supply music.
08:41Lyre is almost musical.
08:43Oh, yeah!
08:51Dancing queen, 17.
08:54Does anyone have 17?
08:56Explain me, Leslie, why are we going to Zach's party so early?
08:59It's not even dark.
09:01First to the party is a smarty.
09:03And my party pies are still hot.
09:07Thanks so much.
09:1111. Anyone?
09:13Oh, hi. Happy birthday, Esme.
09:16Sorry, I didn't hear you call bingo.
09:18Oh, bingo schmingo.
09:20Get some dancing music on.
09:22I want a boogie.
09:26Rock and roll!
09:28Yeah!
09:34So, take care of the house, Zach.
09:36We'll miss you, sweetie.
09:38Hi there, party parents.
09:40I'm Leslie, this is Si.
09:42We brought party pies to share.
09:44They're gravy-licious.
09:46That's it. What a stain.
09:48Great. More the merrier.
09:50But, Dad...
09:52Oh, Leslie, party's off, man.
10:04Hey, guys!
10:12It's CJ. Party at the Rockview Village.
10:14Free soup.
10:16Free soup?
10:32Arnie boy, you came.
10:34Smoochies.
10:36Yeah, happy birthday, Brad.
10:44I do it for a girl.
10:46I do it for a girl.
10:48I do it for a girl.
10:50Girls.
10:52Oh, girls.
10:54They turn my mind
10:56around in circles.
10:58Oh, girls.
11:00Oh, girls.