Accident Man
Mike Fallon, the Accident Man, is a stone cold killer whose methodical hits baffle the police and delight his clients. He is the best at what he does. But when a loved one is dragged into the London underworld and murdered by his own crew, Fallon is forced to rip apart the life he knew in order to hold those accountable and avenge the one person who actually meant something to him.
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00:00:00You
00:00:30You
00:01:00You
00:01:15He's late
00:01:21That's a bit disrespectful if you ask me a
00:01:25Man should never be late for his own death
00:01:30I
00:01:34Better late than never I suppose
00:02:00I
00:02:09Hope trove number nine
00:02:18Eleven millimeter climbing rope
00:02:231,100 pound breaking strain no room for mistakes in my business
00:02:30Not unless you intend on doing a stretch
00:02:33That's why when I hear I'll make it look like something it's not an accident or in this case
00:02:41Suicide
00:02:48Yeah, I know you are me
00:02:53It's 25 grand
00:03:00That's it let it out I
00:03:13Don't see him as a person I see him as a brand new bike
00:03:31You
00:03:44After a hit, I'm really psyched up
00:03:47Getting rid of all that tension can be a problem
00:03:50Some blokes have breakdowns. I break people. Mr. Fallon. Oh
00:03:54God, I hope you're not here right so Spence's 50 sheets
00:03:58What a union mate take a break
00:04:02Good lad
00:04:09This is the royal a detestable den of absolute filth
00:04:17This is where the dregs and lowlifes come to drown their sorrows
00:04:20Oh
00:04:24Look at these scumbags
00:04:26There's only one thing these lot are good for
00:04:30And that's a good old-fashioned beat
00:04:34Boy
00:04:38That's some sort of accent or is your mouth just full of spunk
00:04:51Oh
00:05:03This gaggle of scum and nothing but a pack of street fighters no technique
00:05:13And I don't just fight people anymore
00:05:20I fucking destroy them
00:05:39Cheers love help me through my PMT
00:05:47Here you go me
00:05:51PMT post-murder tension
00:05:58It can be a riot bitch
00:06:20And
00:06:29There are pubs for musicians lawyers bankers and builders this door
00:06:34Although it doesn't look like much is the entrance to my local
00:06:38the oasis
00:06:43This is a pub for hitmen a watering hole for predators, how's it going Colin?
00:06:48All right, we're in the business of taking lives and business is booming and like all the locals
00:06:55We have the regulars
00:06:58This is carnage cliff he's also a killer but opts for the more brutal butchering and with an axe style
00:07:06Just been driving Scotland Yard crazy for years. There's a fine line between a hired psycho assassin and a serial killer
00:07:14There's not much call for his style these days except for the odd example killing but he's still one of the lads
00:07:27Meet poison Pete
00:07:29He's a filthy little runt who takes keeping himself to himself to new heights. And yeah, you guessed it
00:07:36He poisons people
00:07:39Ah
00:07:42Nobody really likes Pete because he's got a vocabulary of about 12 words and well look at him
00:07:47Can't say I'm a fan of his style. It's simple effective. Yeah, but
00:07:51fucking spineless
00:07:53Apparently even his parents hated him so much. So it is only bath time toy was a toaster
00:07:59But for our clients, it's the effective part thereafter
00:08:03All boys make a Mac
00:08:07What am I X special forces Mac is British SAS and Mick is a frog man from the other side of the pond
00:08:15These guys are the best of the best as highly trained as any soldiers in the world. They classed Iraq
00:08:22Afghanistan and Syria has been on their ollie bobs
00:08:25They are bonafide war heroes
00:08:28Turbocharged soldiers of fortune. Well when they're not bickering over whose nation has the greatest special forces that is
00:08:35I'm just saying we've toppled down more dictators than you've had hot dinners
00:08:39We took out bin Laden
00:08:41Saddam and don't get me started on Hitler. Their trade craft is second to none
00:08:46Mika Mac's speciality is making high-profile hits look like regular street crimes the kind the police can't really be bothered with
00:08:53The special forces bond is a unique one something us normal folk can't really appreciate and yeah
00:08:59They've used maybe on other sides of the Atlantic
00:09:01But they are opposite sides of the same coin and as a team, they are borderline unstoppable
00:09:07the murder and mercenaries
00:09:10Well, if my aunt had books she'd be my uncle
00:09:14Fuck does that mean?
00:09:16Michael
00:09:18Michael
00:09:20Meet Jane the Ripper now her tale is as old as time
00:09:24She was an American army brat raised in Japan hated a stepdad loathed authority and ran away from home at 16
00:09:32She spent the next decade under the tutelage of a disgraced ronin
00:09:38But that's a story for another time
00:09:41Jane
00:09:45Lurs in a marks in the most old-fashioned of ways
00:09:48She gets them all hot under the collar and when they least expect it she unleashes the fury like a woman scorned
00:09:55She's an expert swordswoman and a right nasty bitch
00:10:00the honey trap killing machine
00:10:05There's a rumor going round that she keeps her male victims nether regions in a trophy case at home
00:10:10If that's true, then that is a shitload of cocks in a cabinet
00:10:14All the lads would love to shag her but we're all too scared. We never live to tell the tale
00:10:21Here we have finicky Fred
00:10:23Nicknamed after his scrupulous attention to detail his fussy way of life
00:10:27His fear of social media and a tendency to only eat beige food
00:10:32It picks his targets at random from the telephone directory
00:10:35He's what we call a test pilot trying out new and inventive methods of killing people
00:10:44Most of Fred's inventions are complete shite
00:10:48But in the late 90s to hide a league match fixing scandal
00:10:51He came up with an ingenious way to take out an entire football team
00:10:57He's been dining on the success ever since nearly poked me out there
00:11:02Who's up for it this weekend then Fred looks like it's a mr. Dorset
00:11:0915 Rogers Avenue in to it lucky man a
00:11:15Slick new bike Mike. This is the landlord our minder the boss big Ray. He's a retired death merchant
00:11:22He used to be a right vicious bastard, but he's happier behind the bar these days
00:11:27I'm glad to see that you've ditched that foreign shite
00:11:29Mike's old motor was a fine piece of Italian engineering right fuck Europe up the brexit best of British me a
00:11:37triumph
00:11:39every sense of the word
00:11:40So we're working on at the moment then Fred. Did you know that the anaphylactic shock is becoming more and more common every day?
00:11:47Not really Fred. No. Well, I've been doing some research and I found you could be completely
00:11:52Non-allergic to something one moment and then only a fraction of a second later
00:11:57You could be severely allergic to it. That's a bit like you Pete. Hey
00:12:02As in gravely allergic like you will die from it as I think we all know what gravely means Fred
00:12:08Well one common trigger for this is a mere sticky plaster
00:12:12It can be as quick as changing a plaster on a car and the new one would kill you
00:12:17I don't so you're telling me that you're gonna kill people by putting plasters on them. Exactly
00:12:23I've just got to do one more field test to make absolutely sure that's where mr.
00:12:27Dorset comes in you do know don't you that you're probably the last person on earth that actually uses a phone book
00:12:32Hey Fred, I've never trusted the Internet Ray, you know that so basically
00:12:38You're gonna weaponize bandages. Yeah the irony of it all
00:12:43Bollocks, you'll never work how much you want to bet hundred notes like you're on
00:12:48What's the name of the hotel where the first Singapore sling was born how many less seven
00:12:57Fuck off
00:12:59Yeah, that's seven layers
00:13:01Come on, man. Help me out with this. You know, you love your kinder more than your wife
00:13:05Yeah, well, that's why I strangle the bitch in it
00:13:09Charming, right?
00:13:11Maybe you can put your massage on
00:13:13It's not worth it bro, plus you never make it out alive
00:13:18Not be worth the credit
00:13:21Hey Jane
00:13:22How much you charging these days offering any friends and family discount? Are you insinuating that I'm some kind of a skanky hooker?
00:13:30I'm not
00:13:31I'm not
00:13:33I'm not
00:13:35I'm not
00:13:37I'm not
00:13:39I'm not
00:13:41A skanky hooker or worse that we're friends
00:13:46All right back down less. We all know that
00:13:50Jane is a lady
00:14:01Well as stimulating as this is boys, I'm out of here got a ten o'clock bang and shank y'all misbehave
00:14:10See you later Jane
00:14:14Bitches man
00:14:16So Mikey you still dating that model chick
00:14:19On and off mate, you know me. She's alright though
00:14:2226 body of an 18 year old brain of a 12 year old right out my street
00:14:27Yeah, a little bit different than the last one then. Yeah, didn't she turn out to be a dyke?
00:14:32Dyke's a bit harsh Mac. We live in a tolerant society
00:14:36All right, then
00:14:39I'd fuck it. Well, you fuck anything
00:14:43The one she left you for me
00:14:46She'd a bloke in a relationship was a Beth, you know, cuz one of them was is I think it was the other one
00:14:51What was her name again?
00:14:52Bob's Charlie Charlie. There you go. Even sounds like a plug damn. You must have really pissed her off
00:14:59She switched teams on the motherfucker
00:15:04Yeah, all right, let's give it a rest
00:15:06Well, I've always said women make you soft always remember the three golden rules
00:15:15Never get angry
00:15:18never get involved and
00:15:20most importantly
00:15:22Never get cold. Well, I'll drink to that
00:15:26Cheers
00:15:30Mikey my boy and this is Milton the most important cog in the machine
00:15:37Milton's a born-and-bred New Yorker
00:15:40But after seeing one too many Hugh Grant films moved to London and he's trying his best to be a foppish member of the Mayfair
00:15:46gentry
00:15:49He's the firm's front man
00:15:50He meets the clients and assigns one of us depending on the style of kill required
00:15:55All the information we need is delivered to us in a KBD a kill brief dossier
00:16:02The kill briefs are delivered to us on an unfixed negative very mission impossible
00:16:07I know but before Milton came along we had a manila envelope full of paperwork
00:16:11Bit too easy to leave lying around for those less precise members of the crew not naming any names
00:16:18Well, we never know who the client is and I don't know we are keeps everybody sleeping better at night
00:16:24And for all that cheeky bastard takes 15%
00:16:27Mind you Ray takes 25 and nobody says shit about that
00:16:33Everybody secretly wishes they could kill Milton. He's a little weasel, but house rules dictate that no one can touch him
00:16:40It's a shame really so the yuppie job went down. Well
00:16:45turned out he was
00:16:47Suicidal mixing it up a little bit, aren't we?
00:16:50Yeah, something like that and I had another job that just came in this morning the
00:16:56Satanic mechanics. Have you ever heard of them?
00:16:59They're a heavy metal band
00:17:01Apparently they're gonna be playing the next four nights at the mosh pit and well, they all need to die
00:17:07You think you can handle it? I don't see why not. And what about the
00:17:12Accountant job. It seems like you're falling a little behind on that one
00:17:16All good comes to those who wait Milton. Yes, but we don't want to keep them waiting too long after all
00:17:22We have our reputation to uphold and these people can be a whale of a client look if they want it done quick
00:17:28You can have cliff take his head off if they want it done legit like an accident. I just have to wait
00:17:34That's exactly what I told him
00:17:36But as a little incentive if you can get this job done by the end of play tomorrow
00:17:42They're willing to double the fee double the fee. Yeah
00:17:46All right, so I can do marvelous. That's why you're the best. Yeah, whatever Milton
00:17:53I
00:17:58Was a guy on TV the other night
00:18:00Had a theory that nearly a quarter of all so-called fatal accidents were actually murders
00:18:07That's ridiculous
00:18:10It's only about 10%
00:18:13For
00:18:15This hit I'm using a co2 gas-powered rifle plastic tube two inches in diameter
00:18:21polycarbon plunger filled with shards of glass pinpoints accurate to 500 yards
00:18:30I've been here every morning for the past five days waiting for the right car to come along at the right speed and the right
00:18:36angle
00:18:39Oh, here we go
00:18:51Looks like I'll get my double-price incentive after all
00:18:58It only takes a metric ton of steel to sure ruin everyone's day
00:19:03When the police investigate they'll presume the burst tire was responsible because of the broken glass in the road
00:19:09And Bob's your uncle another accident
00:19:12Oh
00:19:27PMT time again, it's not a good idea to make a habit of smashing up strangers in bars. So tonight this will have to do
00:19:42I
00:19:45Can't I stop thinking about
00:19:47I
00:20:13Should have never gotten involved
00:20:18She used to drive me crazy with all that eco save the planet rubbish
00:20:24Melting ice caps this dolphin massacres that one minute would be yelling at each other
00:20:31And the next would be all over each other
00:20:47I
00:20:59Believe she left me fit Charlie Adams in a minge
00:21:07One new message
00:21:18Drop-off will be at the back of the Odeon cinema in Chinatown tomorrow night at 9 p.m. I'll see you at the oasis. Oh, matey
00:21:26Be good
00:21:38The satanic mechanics are a bit of an acquired taste
00:21:42Like someone else's vomit in your mouth
00:21:45They can't afford the power breakers and have been stacking their amps and dropped the earth wire to kill the hum
00:21:50Increasing the risk of fatal accident. I don't know why the mechanics had to die
00:21:56Could have been a bad debt copyright disputes or maybe someone just hated their god-awful music
00:22:02After listening to three of their tracks, I'd have fucking done them for free
00:22:11But
00:22:18As shit as their music is for some reason it's reminded me of Beth it's funny how seemingly everything can remind you of an ex
00:22:42I
00:22:50Milton must be letting his standards slip a high gun making his own cash collection isn't exactly protocol with our firm
00:22:56But as long as I get paid I couldn't give a shit
00:23:11I
00:23:41I
00:23:46Guessing you come here to snuff me out there right type some loose ends
00:23:56You see every day is a school day and I'm always intrigued by what hurts painful and what really fucking hearts
00:24:03I
00:24:15Don't think you really thought this through did you mate?
00:24:18So you could have easily punched yourself on top of that building over there with an m82 50 now good line of sight
00:24:24Here's the exit points
00:24:26Or you could have rigged this whole place with c4 got the job done shock and awe style
00:24:41But no you decided to surprise me on a not-so-silent motorbike shooting off a close-range weapon in every direction
00:24:48But the right one you didn't eat shit. Did you?
00:24:56I
00:25:02You're disgraced in my profession
00:25:10Or is that anyway southern style come on any little fuck
00:25:27Listen mate, I'm all for the extra training, but I don't think it's gonna do much for you
00:25:36Don't gonna hurt me much either
00:25:47Now that look very painful fuck you
00:25:57Ah, don't worry mate, I don't want to know anything
00:26:15The fucking you playing up Milton
00:26:18Yeah, it's me. Guess what your double-priced incentive turned out to be a fucking setup
00:26:24You heard me knew something wasn't right with this who's the client
00:26:32Nothing where I'm fucking standing
00:26:37Yeah, all right, but you turn the price just quadrupled
00:26:42You better fucking stretch it or I'll stretch you
00:26:50Milton Milton
00:26:53I
00:26:56Guess this guy shouldn't have entered the alley so fast
00:26:59He lost control of his bike and broke his little neck
00:27:04Pretty common accident with the youth of today
00:27:07And as for that car with all the holes in it, well, what do you expect? I'm an executioner not a fucking evangelist
00:27:23I
00:27:33Knew message Mike. It's Charlie something happened to Beth a
00:27:41Couple nights ago our flat was broken into she must have walked in and surprised them Mike
00:27:49That's dead
00:27:51You probably don't give a shit but the funeral is this Sunday at Westham Cemetery
00:27:56She would have wanted you to know
00:27:58Press 2 to repeat
00:28:013 to delete
00:28:035-5 to call back
00:28:21You
00:28:51You
00:29:21I
00:29:40Know you wouldn't want me to bring flowers Beth
00:29:44And flower out the grounds one less battling against greenhouse gases, right I
00:29:48I figured screw it
00:30:05You're Mike, it's your Charlie I didn't think you'd come
00:30:12I
00:30:14Thought about paying respects
00:30:18Well from what I've heard you never had any respect for anything
00:30:21Then you certainly never had any for Beth. Oh, come on. That's not true
00:30:26Well, apparently you weren't really big on honesty either
00:30:36Sort of the place saying I've been anything other than useless. Yeah, they found them
00:30:41dead a
00:30:43Couple of junkies DNA was splattered all over our apartment. I guess the money they stole helped pay for their drug overdose
00:30:54If there's something that you should know
00:30:58She was pregnant
00:31:01Let's talk about pregnant
00:31:04Who it was yours, but we were gonna raise it as our own
00:31:11Was that then take it up your own little perfect lesbian life together and what would be wrong with that?
00:31:16Nothing, if one of you wasn't my girlfriend ex-girlfriend
00:31:19And what would you have done? Anyways, I
00:31:22Would have done the right thing
00:31:24The right thing would have been to leave us alone. Well, there you go. Would have done the right thing after all wouldn't I?
00:31:29Who's this new girlfriend? Is it didn't waste much time? I'm her sister you dick
00:31:36You're exactly
00:31:38How about described you?
00:31:42Clean a fucking mess
00:31:57The prime suspects in the Beth Carpenter murder investigation have been found dead of a drug overdose
00:32:04Brothers Craig and Hayden Sutton from North Acton both had a history of drug problems
00:32:11a
00:32:13Couple of smack heads rape and murder a young woman then turn up dead of an overdose
00:32:19Very fucking convenient a police spokesperson said that miss Carpenter had arrived home and disturbed a burglary in progress
00:32:26Beth Carpenter a well-known environmental activist was the driving force behind the closure of the by meadow nuclear power
00:32:34Facility she was a force to be reckoned with when she wanted to be
00:32:38I
00:32:40Wish you push too hard this time
00:32:45Yeah, it's me I need to cash in that favor
00:33:08I
00:33:38A
00:33:40A
00:34:03Police dossier says that burglars free climbed up the wall to Beth's apartment no mean feat
00:34:09And at the window they crowbar their way in not impossible, but not easy
00:34:21Once inside these two scumbags thought it'd be a good idea to spark up and smoke some more crack
00:34:30And then Beth comes home and disturbs them
00:34:34Look how beautiful she is
00:34:37Then these burglars decided to have their fun
00:34:42So they robber rape her knock her unconscious and then for good measure repeatedly stab her with a bread knife
00:34:58So these two drug addicts did all this for a few household goods and what little money Beth had in a purse
00:35:05Grind this thing happens a lot, but something doesn't sit right with me
00:35:17Traces of sodium fear pental found in a post-mortem blood work
00:35:21Says it was prescribed by a psychiatrist to treat the patient's
00:35:25terramarine a phobia the chronic anxiety of flying
00:35:30Fear of flying
00:35:33Since when
00:35:35This must have been a pro outfit
00:35:46Sodium fear pental might be used to treat phobias, but in my line of work. It's more commonly known as truth serum
00:35:54These guys made us sing like a canary
00:35:57And they slashed her up indiscriminately to hide the needle marks
00:36:01And littered the scene with hair and skin samples from a couple of recently OD'd smack heads
00:36:06This hits got Mic and Mac written all over it
00:36:17Fucking bastards
00:36:27Oh
00:36:34Hey Mikey
00:36:36What you doing here, man? Have you night last night was it?
00:36:39Look, it's a room
00:36:41You don't do that me Mike. What's up?
00:36:44Why you take a wild guess?
00:36:50Beth Carpenter found dead raped
00:36:54Mutilated ringing it bells
00:37:03Sorry for your loss, man. Yeah
00:37:06Sorry, man
00:37:08Toxicology report shows traces of sodium fear pental in a bloodstream
00:37:12Prescribed by some quack. She never mentioned for a phobia. She never had
00:37:17But happens over a fact that eats you swear by fear pental
00:37:21Yeah, so
00:37:23What are you trying to say Mike?
00:37:25So seeing as Beth was pregnant. There's no way on earth. She'd risk endangering that baby by taking fear pental willingly
00:37:34Was you too wasn't it? I don't know what you're talking about me. Hey, it's all right, Mac
00:37:44He's stupid
00:37:47Okay, you got us
00:37:49You got us
00:37:52Mikey was just business
00:37:54Business. Come on, man. What's the big deal? She wasn't your girl anymore. Anyway, and you said yourself you were over that dike
00:38:02He caught a dog one more fucking time Mike Mike
00:38:07Now you need to step the fuck off
00:38:09Now we don't want to hurt you
00:38:11We were doing our jobs just like you done a hundred times before
00:38:15So stop acting like a little bitch and go home and watch some goddamn cartoons, yeah, I
00:38:22Don't think the odds are in your favor anyway
00:38:25Just like he went for that fucking dike
00:38:45Yeah
00:39:15I
00:39:45Shit these boys are good best-trained soldiers in the world bar none, but I'm not an army man and to me these moves are predictable
00:40:15Fuck
00:40:45Yeah
00:41:16Oh
00:41:21Okay, okay, okay Mike
00:41:23It's a big fucking deal man. Why do you care so goddamn much? She was pregnant back. All right
00:41:30We didn't know that shit
00:41:33Okay
00:41:34All right, if it means anything to you, she didn't feel anything. That wasn't even our sperm
00:41:39We found two crackheads and we made him jerk off into a turkey baster. We took that turkey baster
00:41:44Shut the fuck up
00:41:46mate, mate, listen
00:41:48If it makes you feel any better, you can kill my wife. She's been doing my fucking head in for years
00:41:56Mike was that shit necessary? Could you just try to be professional about this?
00:42:00Mr. Klein, no, we never know that shit. I know you gave you the brief. Was it Milton? Of course it was
00:42:07Mike it was a standard kill brief. This was just business and besides you was already done with the bitch
00:42:14You were already done with the young lady
00:42:18Mike
00:42:22You look yeah, I like you man do yourselves a favor, right stay the fuck away from me
00:42:31At both of you
00:42:33I
00:42:42Need to find out who ordered Beth's hit and why and only that little rat Milton can tell me that
00:42:53Not here Mike
00:42:58You're in danger of fucking up my boy, how's that?
00:43:03Read a sign
00:43:05Take a seat
00:43:07Where is that little fucking weasel? Don't you mind about Milton?
00:43:12I've just had a phone call
00:43:14from Mick
00:43:15He's at the docks. Max getting his jaw wired. Feel free to jump in any time. You explain yourself
00:43:23You seem pretty unscathed
00:43:27Well, I don't bruise easy and you never did
00:43:34It's never personal, you know that
00:43:38I'm getting back at a job to do and they fucking did it
00:43:41All right, no questions asked Milton item to take out Beth. Why the fuck did no one consult me about this?
00:43:48Did you know?
00:43:49No, I'm just finding out about this ten minutes ago, and I'm far from fucking happy about it
00:43:54But if you've got a problem with this firm you come and talk to me first
00:43:58How many times I told you not to get involved?
00:44:03She was pregnant, right?
00:44:09Kid was mine
00:44:17Well
00:44:20There's a word for that
00:44:24Bollocks it's not as if you two were playing happy families now, was it?
00:44:29You
00:44:30Stop this right now. What about Milton?
00:44:35You know two days ago. He sends me on some dodgy back alley money drop turn out to be a fucking setup
00:44:40Do you know about that at all?
00:44:42No, he's up to something right he's working an angle way below your radar. You're too fucking trusting to see it
00:44:51Who's the client
00:44:54Look I'm gonna find out one way or another so you might as well tell you listen to me
00:44:59There are certain things about his business now. We must always respect whether we like it or not
00:45:06We do not ask questions about a client
00:45:10never
00:45:14What's about time things changed around here don't you disrespect me boy
00:45:21Now you and I go back a long way night I
00:45:26Know
00:45:28I
00:45:37You get your shit together and you get back on board
00:45:45Are we cool
00:45:48Not a lot of people know about big race secret boomstick beneath the bar
00:45:53He wouldn't hesitate to blow me in two should I decide to take this to the next level?
00:45:58Yeah, we're cool
00:46:01You know I normally wouldn't take shit from anyone, but I can't risk being barred from the oasis in my line of work
00:46:08That'd be tantamount to a death sentence
00:46:10And like Ray said
00:46:12We go back a long way
00:46:16When I was 15 years old life was shit, I had the loneliest most underpaid thankless job on the planet
00:46:24the paperboy
00:46:27I
00:46:41People call it bullying I call it getting the shit kicked out of you by gang of little wankers
00:46:47Their leader Romeo the biggest bully of them all
00:46:51Oh
00:47:10These beatings turned into a daily occurrence I found myself running the gauntlet at Chavs instead of doing the paper round
00:47:21Oh
00:47:44We're gonna get you fun
00:47:51Nothing like some premium head shopping to escape a beaten
00:48:16What was this guy doing
00:48:18From his entrance strategy, I was pretty sure he wasn't the gas man
00:48:48I
00:49:08Don't know what I was thinking, but I followed him
00:49:11He
00:49:15Was this guy was he responsible for that explosion for killing someone I
00:49:22Stalked him for weeks at which time he killed three more people
00:49:27I
00:49:38One day I plucked up the courage to knock on his door
00:49:41I
00:49:53Excuse me, sir. I've seen what you do and I need your help
00:50:00It's a wind-up, yeah
00:50:03All right, then
00:50:05What exactly you see me do?
00:50:07well
00:50:08You you kill people don't you?
00:50:11I
00:50:22Mike Fallon who sent you no one
00:50:29No one
00:50:31Where'd you get this footage? I filmed it. I've been following you for weeks
00:50:38Weeks
00:50:39Why
00:50:41What is it that you want? I need your help. I'm getting the crap kicked out of me every day by a gang of chaps
00:50:47You kill people for a living if anyone can help me. It's gotta be you. Are you taking a piss? No, I'm not sir. I
00:50:56Think you're amazing a genuine craftsman. I want to work on your surveillance detection skills a bit there
00:51:03Does anyone know you're here? No, I swear
00:51:06No one swear
00:51:11You gotta set balls on you don't you
00:51:16Come here I
00:51:23Can't have people known about my business I can't
00:51:36Stay there
00:51:43If I'm not home by 6 p.m
00:51:45Tonight my foster parents gonna find a copy of that footage with this address and a note to call the police because I've been murdered
00:51:51Bollocks, you're bluffing. Maybe I am but you really want to take that chance
00:51:55A
00:52:00Resourceful little bastard ain't ya fucking good kick. I want sit down
00:52:10So let me get this straight
00:52:13You want me to teach you how to defend yourself? I guess he's bullies. No, sir, sir. See I like that shows respect
00:52:19Brownie points out. I want you to teach me how to kill them
00:52:23kill them
00:52:24all of them all of them
00:52:27But Romeo first he's their leader. I see that's your smarts that does I take out the boss first and the minions is him to flutter
00:52:35away
00:52:39Now I suppose this is where I get to tell you that you remind me of me when I was your age
00:52:44But you don't you're short. You're ugly. You can't fight for shit
00:52:52But something about you
00:52:54Don't know what it is
00:52:59Fuck it. You caught yourself a deal
00:53:03Have a look at this, do you know the meaning of deep fenestration? No
00:53:13Defenestration the act of throwing someone out of a window
00:53:17someone up there
00:53:18Now I can't believe there was an actual word for it. Look it up in the Oxford English Dictionary if you don't believe me
00:53:25I
00:53:27Remember what I told you
00:53:30Try remember not to bottle it
00:53:54You
00:54:24I
00:54:41Knew that don't little chabot a debate. It was now or never
00:54:55I
00:55:00Say the first kills always the hardest emotionally
00:55:05But the truth is I
00:55:09Didn't really feel anything
00:55:11I
00:55:20How'd you go on
00:55:22defenestrated
00:55:24Defenestrated that's great
00:55:26But defenestration is the act of shoving somebody out a window not tipping him off a balcony
00:55:32Didn't know your fucking homework. Did you?
00:55:34You bring me back me tenner. Oh
00:55:37dear, I
00:55:39Don't worry. You can always bring me back me 12 quid later or 15 quid tomorrow. Do you get it? You understand?
00:55:44Good boy
00:55:46Take a seat
00:55:58What goes around
00:56:00comes around
00:56:01You think about any funny business with me man. I'll make sure the right people get those pics and I will fucking kill you
00:56:10Got it good
00:56:19What do you think about learning a trade coming to hit man, I know that yank bollocks my British here
00:56:26See what I am
00:56:29It's an assassin
00:56:32And I'm offering you an apprenticeship
00:56:35Only if you think you're up for it
00:56:40Turns out I didn't want to be an astronaut after all fuck. Yeah
00:56:48Suffocate suffocate is I'm fucking under
00:56:51Over the next few years big Ray taught me everything. I needed to know about the dark arts of his murder methods
00:56:59Toxicology
00:57:02Toxicology
00:57:13Long range weapons short range weapons all sorts of weapons using an odorless accelerant to catch out those careless smokers
00:57:22And he trained me in martial arts taekwondo karate kung fu is screamer muti. You name it. We practiced it
00:57:31Let's go
00:58:02Big Ray was tough on me. Yeah, that's for sure, but I am sharpens iron and now I'm as tough as nails
00:58:11Always remember the three golden rules
00:58:14Never get angry
00:58:16Never get involved
00:58:18most important of all
00:58:20Never get caught
00:58:23I've already broken two of them
00:58:25And now I'm in danger of breaking a third
00:58:50What are you doing here?
00:58:53What
00:58:55What do you want?
00:58:56We need to talk. I have nothing to say to you. So get off look Charlie
00:59:00I need to know what Beth was working on before she died
00:59:02Okay, we were working on our future together a future that didn't include I know all that
00:59:06But what kind of environmental bollocks was she working on and you wonder why she left you that environmental bollocks?
00:59:13Was the most important thing in best life until you came along a fuck you
00:59:18All right, I'm sorry, okay, will you just let me in for one minute
00:59:23Charlie
00:59:25I
00:59:27Think there's more to it than the police understand. Just let me in, please
00:59:33Got one minute
00:59:36Got one minute
00:59:46You're as different
00:59:49Yeah, it changes with the weather
00:59:52Maybe that's why Beth left me. I've had the same ass since I was 12. Oh, yeah, maybe that's it or the fact that you have a dick
01:00:01So, what about Beth's death
01:00:04All right, I'll get to the point it wasn't just a bug or he gone wrong she was taken out
01:00:11The hell does taken out mean, you know professionally she was
01:00:16She was taken out
01:00:18What like you mean the game show? No, she was assassinated
01:00:21Why the hell would you think that look I know about this sort of thing. All right, okay
01:00:25Well, if you know something the rest of us don't maybe you should go to the police and let them deal with it
01:00:29No, the police ain't gonna do anything about it
01:00:31Anyway, we're better off keeping them out of it. We know there is no we
01:00:36Because according to Beth, you're just some city boy in the middle of the midlife crisis. Oh
01:00:42She never knew what I actually did. Oh, okay. What is it you really do?
01:00:47I'm a loss adjuster
01:00:50Great good for you. Why do I care a
01:00:53Specializing accidents. Okay, so you have single-handedly deduced that Beth was assassinated when all of Scotland Yard thinks different pretty much
01:01:02Look I don't give a shit if you believe me or not. All right, but Beth was taken out by professionals
01:01:06That is a fucking fact. She's probably sticking her nose in somewhere. It didn't belong again and this time they've hit back
01:01:12You're actually serious about this. I can meet you in a nudist colony. Okay. Now you're just freaking me out Mike. Yeah
01:01:19That's all I felt when you told me Beth was pregnant
01:01:21Okay, look, I'm sorry that you had to find out that way, but I didn't want you having anything to do with our child
01:01:27Wasn't your child was it look you know, you were shit boyfriend and you would have been your father because you're a selfish
01:01:35We go
01:01:39You're a homophobic whoa, whoa. Whoa. Hang on a minute. I've got a problem with lesbians and gays. Well lesbians are gays
01:01:47Whatever I haven't got a problem with it. Okay. Okay, then what is your problem? You want to know what my problem is?
01:01:52Yes, I want to know what you're all right
01:01:54Tell me what my problem is best. The only girl ever really cared about
01:01:58Christ she's the only girl I never cheated on for God's sakes
01:02:01Wow, good for you
01:02:03Do you want a medal?
01:02:04Because that's all she ever was to you was some trophy that adds your fucking color like you can talk
01:02:10You know better than me your homewrecker
01:02:13Get out I
01:02:15Was a pretty good punch
01:02:24Oh
01:02:54What
01:03:24Uh
01:03:39Jesus Christ cliff who sent me to take me out was a Milton Mike
01:03:44Thank you
01:03:49It's me you crazy bastard you almost took my fucking head off sorry about that mate
01:03:55You know, I did
01:03:57Once I flipped that switch
01:04:00It was you need to take me out. I
01:04:02Didn't even know you was here
01:04:07Cliff
01:04:09Cliff cliff you fucking crazy bastard
01:04:12Oh
01:04:19Who is that
01:04:22Friend from the office another loss adjuster. Yeah kinda
01:04:29He's an assassin, all right like me
01:04:32What is going on?
01:04:34Mike what the hell is going on fucking kill people for a living? All right. He's not glamorous
01:04:39He doesn't go down well at cocktail parties, but I like the hours and it pays the bills now you listen to me
01:04:44I need to know exactly what beth got herself into and I need to know now
01:04:49Charlie look at me whatever beth now. They think you know as well. You understand me. This guy came here for you. Not me
01:04:57Okay, um
01:05:00She was looking into this this oil company where they wanted to drill in the north sea
01:05:05I don't know anything else. I'm I am
01:05:10Got her parents
01:05:12Beth always used to back up her computer on her dad's hard drive. There's got to be some kind of information there
01:05:17All right, good. Good. Okay, you get a taxi to best parents. You stay there
01:05:21If you hear anything, you let me know. Okay
01:05:26I can't believe this happening
01:05:29Yeah, I mean either
01:05:31I just killed one of my mates
01:05:33And I bloody hell don't make this look like an accident. What?
01:05:37Never mind. Go on get out of here charlie. Don't talk to the police
01:05:47Oh scratch
01:05:52Sorry, mate
01:06:03So
01:06:20This is private club, what do you want? It's all right. He's with us
01:06:24Us
01:06:30Not your usual hangout, is it fred there's a lot you don't know about me mike
01:06:35my friend with a bike
01:06:37Where is he? Oh
01:06:39Don't make me do something. I'll regret it
01:06:43You want me to get rid of him? Yeah, I think so
01:06:49He's in the back
01:06:52Oh, yeah, I tell you my job is so stressful and people I have to work with
01:07:05You've been ducking me milton
01:07:07See, that's the thing about important russian muscle if you want to knock them out
01:07:09You gotta hit them fucking hard preferably with something metal and then they think you don't want to do this
01:07:15You know the rules rules. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no
01:07:20You don't get to talk to me about rules
01:07:22Anyway, I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't laid a finger on you
01:07:26Yet. Well, you you're jeopardizing your own position. Don't be a fool
01:07:32Oh dear
01:07:34I've only gone and done it haven't I? You know what it was a mistake
01:07:37And no one's had to know you know, just just between you and me just
01:07:42Jesus christ mikey stop it now. I can live with the fact that you still haven't paid me for two jobs
01:07:48I can even live with the fact you sent me on some bullshit money drop turn into my own assassination attempt
01:07:54But the fact that you knew a hit had been put out of my beth and went ahead without consulting me first
01:08:01Oh milton
01:08:02I'm fucking struggling with that one
01:08:05Look these claims they're they're preposterous. I mean, I had no idea that that the drop was rigged
01:08:11It was a legitimate request just a coincidence
01:08:14Was it just when have you ever sent one of us to pick up the money bags? Anyway, it was a fucking setup. Oh
01:08:44Oh
01:08:49Oi what what happened? Where am I?
01:08:52Oh, jesus. It's you
01:08:54Why don't you just tell me what you actually want?
01:08:57I want to know who paid for the hit on my beth why took the fucking job in the first place if I had to discuss
01:09:03Every job that came across my desk with the hired help. Do you think we'd actually get around to killing anyone?
01:09:09Oh, jesus christ. You ever heard of the term bastanado milton?
01:09:14What?
01:09:15It's a type of torture derived from the italian noun bastanata means to stroke with the use of a stick
01:09:22Usually the soles of the victim's feet
01:09:27Who's the client I can't really say
01:09:32The next one i'll break bone you'll never walk the same again the one after that
01:09:36You'll probably not be able to walk at all. Okay, wait, wait, wait
01:09:40It was another accountant he was he was a city boy, you know, you know the type his name
01:09:46I I don't know
01:09:50It was
01:09:52It was ken
01:09:53leonard ken
01:09:55Who does he work for? I don't know. I swear. I really I don't know we used encrypted emails. Are you holding out email?
01:10:02No
01:10:04No, no, no, I swear i'm not in the immortal words of the late winston churchill. This is a riddle
01:10:12Wrapped in a mystery inside of an enigma. Well riddle me this then you little twat
01:10:17How important is it to you to be able to walk again?
01:10:20Hey
01:10:21Well, then go and do it. All right
01:10:24But you will never work in this city again. Big ray will hunt you down and he will
01:10:32Oh
01:10:36Fuck it
01:10:52Oh
01:11:03What you done mike
01:11:04Nothing for you to worry about fred. I've been on the phone to ray. He wants you to come with me
01:11:09Oh, what are you gonna do?
01:11:11Cut me and stick a plaster on it if I have to we both know that ain't gonna happen fred
01:11:15This is tried and tested
01:11:18Tell you what you like a gamble, don't you?
01:11:21Yeah
01:11:22All right
01:11:24I'll flick to a page in your phone book
01:11:26If the name in the top left hand corner has five or more letters you can take me to big ray if it has less
01:11:31than five
01:11:32You let me go
01:11:35As long as you don't tell him
01:11:38All right
01:11:48Night night red
01:11:53Hello mike, it's charlie
01:11:55I've got beth's hard drive. It's loaded with stuff. You really need to see this. Where are you?
01:12:00I just left best parents and you meet me at the bus stop at the entrance of wanstead park
01:12:04All right, i'll be there
01:12:07I don't give a shit. This film's on its last legs because of you
01:12:10It was a high six-figure deal ray. I had no idea they would change the term
01:12:15You do not get to make decisions without talking to me first. Do you understand that?
01:12:23Look at the state of you two you can take down legions of iraqi soldiers and fucking taliban ragheads
01:12:29But one bloke from the wrong side of the river gives you right royal dustin
01:12:33What kind of special forces are you? Well, you trained him, right?
01:12:40True
01:12:41Look fallon's gone berserk. He's a loose cannon and he needs to be shackled shut it
01:12:48You've run off your mouth far too much today
01:12:53All right
01:12:56We've just had word
01:12:58that the police
01:12:59Have recovered cliff's body
01:13:02Impaled on his own axe
01:13:07I uh think it's clear to all of us who's to blame or drink the cliff
01:13:21I have made a very difficult decision tonight
01:13:24But
01:13:26You all have a new mark
01:13:31Mike fallon
01:13:33He's crossed too many lines
01:13:35He's proven to be catastrophic
01:13:38for business
01:13:40But more than that
01:13:41He's gonna kill one of us one of you
01:13:45So you'll be doing this one for free
01:13:48Do we have to yes you fucking have to will you be joining us boss don't be stupid
01:13:54I ain't killed anybody since the olympics. But if any of you fuckers let me down
01:13:59I might have to rethink my retirement
01:14:02So it'll be just us five. Fuck me. It speaks
01:14:06Actually, it'll be the four of you jay. I need to go to twickenham. That's bullshit. I went in on fallon
01:14:14You do as you are told
01:14:17The safety of the client
01:14:19Is your priority?
01:14:24What he said is there a kill brief on him boss
01:14:31No, mate, there is not a fucking kill brief on him, but if you need one
01:14:37It's fallon go fucking kill him end of brief
01:14:42Write it down if you need to
01:14:46If he gets to the client this firm is fucked we are all fucked
01:14:51So we end this before he can do any more damage
01:14:56Understood
01:15:00I suppose so
01:15:20So
01:15:32I haven't been on a bus since I was about 16
01:15:42So, what did you find out well beth was investigating this indian energy company pankot petroleum
01:15:48Ever since the bp disaster in the gulf of mexico oil companies haven't exactly been in favor by many governments
01:15:54Hang on a minute since when did the government care more about the environment than making millions since an environmentalist became prime minister
01:16:02I take it that current events are not the top of your reading list, huh?
01:16:06Not really not
01:16:08Okay. Well anyways, uh in the last six months
01:16:11something changed
01:16:12I mean out of nowhere pankot got drilling rights to the coast outside of northumberland
01:16:16Beth got all this information from an inside source this accountant named archie rudd
01:16:21Rudd was feeding her all kinds of information including emails from the corporation to the prime minister himself threatening him
01:16:28Right before they were going to go public with it
01:16:31Archie just stopped responding to her. Yeah still waiting for the money on that one
01:16:37Archie rudd my double price incentive
01:16:41Wait that was you
01:16:43No
01:16:44Okay, well it seems like he has a partner in the firm leonard kent
01:16:48Yeah, how do you know that?
01:16:51I have my ways. Okay. Well, it's all here
01:17:01This is good work charlie
01:17:07So what are you gonna do looks like i'm gonna pay leonard kent a little visit
01:17:11Yeah
01:17:13You're gonna find out who killed beth, right? Oh, yeah
01:17:19Yeah, I can't remember beth ever saying one good thing about you
01:17:24She loved you and she cared about you and you were too self-absorbed even to notice
01:17:30But she was still so happy to have your baby growing inside of her
01:17:35I mean she adored every second of it
01:17:38So
01:17:40I'm, sorry that I took that from you
01:17:45And you go out there and you find out who did this to beth and you make them fucking pay
01:17:55Cut off yourself charlie
01:17:57So
01:18:06What are you doing you people
01:18:09No, no, you don't understand. We have an arrangement that you have failed to realize
01:18:16And we do not pay for any of the work to date
01:18:20until this thing with the girl is
01:18:23Is sorted out
01:18:25Am I absolutely clear well good
01:18:43Who are you
01:18:45What do you want? I want a few simple answers. There's some very straightforward questions
01:18:50Who ordered the assassination of beth carpenter?
01:18:53I
01:18:55I've no idea what you're talking about
01:18:58You ever heard of defenestration mate?
01:19:00Yes, defenestration is the act of throwing something or somebody out of a window. Come on. We're the smarty pants say leonard
01:19:08How did you know my name? I know a lot about you leonard kent
01:19:11Husband to lauren father to little ella and little joseph and corporation accounts his specialist
01:19:17Oh
01:19:22Who ordered their hit lenny
01:19:24I can't tell you that
01:19:27They'll kill me. What do you think plummeting four floors down to the pavement's gonna do?
01:19:32Well, it's only four floors no guarantee that'll kill me yeah, I can guarantee this it's gonna fucking hurt
01:19:38And i'm sure the old crooked suicidal accountant takes a swan dive act will be enough to explain that bruise on your face
01:19:44bruise on my face
01:19:46I'm ready for your flight. Mr. Kent. Oh
01:19:51I told him he's a senior executive at the bank corporation. I'll tell you everything
01:20:04Talk
01:20:05You're gonna kill me whether I talk or not. Are you after the week i've had i'm not even sure about that anymore
01:20:11Call it a crisis of conscience if you like
01:20:14So, why don't you start fucking talking and i'll keep you posted on how the old self-reflection thing plays out, okay
01:20:21Okay
01:20:23Zim's here
01:20:24Currently he's in london. He's
01:20:26in twickenham
01:20:28his father
01:20:29one of the wealthiest men in asia
01:20:32Is also the chief shareholder of the corporation
01:20:36But zim jr stands to inherit the whole company
01:20:41And the old man passes on which will be in
01:20:45Well any day inoperable brain tumor very touching
01:20:50Tell me about archie rudd
01:20:53Oh my loose lips save the wild former partner
01:20:57He was slipping information to a politically active outsider
01:21:02beth carpenter
01:21:05Cared more about saving the world than he did about making money. It's not very good for an accountant
01:21:12Zim had me contact someone
01:21:16To shut him up
01:21:18Beth carpenter. Well, we thought we just put the frightens on her, but she's a cunning little fox
01:21:23she contacted zim
01:21:25and the uh members of parliament
01:21:29threatened to expose the whole bribes
01:21:32You don't blackmail these people
01:21:35She gave us no choice, right?
01:21:37We even put a hit out on the contractor
01:21:40Just to tidy up all the ends. Yeah, it didn't go to plan. Did it Lenny? No, did you?
01:21:46How do you know that it was me dummy, ah, you're not as smart as you think you are are you hey
01:21:54Charlie adams. Why her because her involvement with beth. We didn't know what she knew about the other assassins
01:22:00What other assassins the men who were hired to take up beth there are no other assassins
01:22:06It was a specific in the contract one person carried out all the hits
01:22:11Who organized the hits? Well, he didn't give me his name
01:22:15some american prick
01:22:17Sounded like he was auditioning for a knighthood
01:22:21But
01:22:24So
01:22:29I recorded all the conversations just for insurance
01:22:36Now you're not going to kill me are you give me the fucking thing
01:22:54Hey
01:23:00It's payback time felon don't make this harder than it has to be
01:23:04Hey mac
01:23:05You're not so homophobic now with your jaw wired. Shut are you you knob? Fuck you
01:23:11He said fuck you. Yeah, fuck you
01:23:15Grenade that motherfucker
01:23:23Oh
01:23:40Fuck
01:23:53Ah
01:24:07You made me kill my friend motherfucker, that's your motherfucking ass
01:24:23Hmm
01:24:37Yeah
01:24:53Jesus
01:24:58Jesus christ
01:25:01What was that chloroform
01:25:02Good job. I can hold my breath like a deep throating whore. You're my dream of simon fallon. Let's be having you
01:25:10Come on
01:25:13Fuck
01:25:21Never did like that greasy little twat anyway
01:25:29Oh you fucking little
01:25:33Oh for fuck sakes friend
01:25:35I'm, very sorry. It's come to this mike to what?
01:25:39I'm here to kill you
01:25:41What with your little bag of tricks? I know but what am I supposed to do? I'm a finesse killer. Fuck this fighting game
01:25:48It's not my style. All right, but look i've got a little bit of an idea. All right, i'm open to suggestions
01:26:12You never know might come in handy
01:26:25Try them again
01:26:27There's no point they'll call when they're done call them reception is always terrible down by the river
01:26:33I'm, i'm sure that everything is fine. Your assurances don't mean shit to me right now milton
01:26:38I'll call jay make sure everything's locked up tight down around
01:27:08So
01:27:18I've been assured that this mess will be resolved this evening
01:27:22But just in case your firm fails me yet again
01:27:27Do we have enough men? We have more than enough men. Mr. Zinn
01:27:32You don't need to worry i'll gauge whether I need to worry or not
01:27:36Forgive me if my confidence in you and your colleagues has waned
01:27:47I told you we needed more men
01:27:51Mr. Zinn one woman is all you need to put an end to this
01:27:59It's been a long time coming michael
01:28:02Finally i was thinking the same thing
01:28:04But in my head it was going to be me on your back instead of that katana
01:28:09Lock yourself in the other room this won't take long
01:28:16You know, we don't have to do this jane, oh, yes we do michael, let's see what you got
01:28:35So
01:28:51Yeah
01:29:04So
01:29:17Ah
01:29:34So
01:29:59Bitch
01:30:05Yeah
01:30:25Yeah
01:30:34Yeah
01:30:36It's time to butter the toast michael, and if you're lucky i'll let you lick the knife
01:30:59You always thought I was flirting with you didn't you yeah, i'm pretty sure you wanted to fuck me
01:31:05I did
01:31:08I always wanted to fucking kill you
01:31:20Just so you know I begged mountain to let me go and kill that bitch of an ex-girlfriend of yours
01:31:34Oh
01:31:40I still reckon you wanted to fuck me
01:31:57You know, I am mr. Zinn
01:32:00I'm the bloke that your guy eyes to remedy those little problems. Only money can fix
01:32:09You know the type right
01:32:10Needs someone to disappear
01:32:12No police interference
01:32:14I'm the man for the job
01:32:16Make it look like an ordinary accident. No trail
01:32:19no fuss
01:32:21No questions asked
01:32:23I have money
01:32:24millions
01:32:25legal price
01:32:29I'm going to tell you to scrape together 100 million quid. Give me 24 hours. Yeah
01:32:36too long
01:32:37So you fucked up zim?
01:32:39Not only did you try to have me snuffed down after performing an exemplary job for you at the very highest level
01:32:45You gave the order to have my pregnant ex-girlfriend beth carpenter
01:32:49murdered
01:32:51What you got to say for yourself
01:32:54My deepest condolences. It was just business I can assure you
01:32:59See I had a rather innovative piece of theatrics conjured up for you
01:33:03But the more I think about it
01:33:05And knowing what you did to my beth
01:33:08You don't fucking deserve it
01:33:12I'm gonna straight up murder you wait wait wait
01:33:17I've been given the green light for new drilling rights worth a billion pounds sterling
01:33:23I'll happily cut you in
01:33:26You'll be rich
01:33:28Beyond your wildest dreams
01:33:37No, thanks
01:33:44Bad for the environment
01:33:47Don't worry, our lads are the best
01:33:49Fuck you
01:33:51You're only calm because you cowboy me all your miserable little life
01:33:55erroneous ray
01:33:57erroneous I am never wrong milton
01:34:01And don't you be bringing latin into my pub. We speak the queen's english here. All right, you can't
01:34:08Mind your language ray
01:34:15Oh, i'd stay away from the boomstick beneath the bar for now
01:34:20I'm pretty quick with this
01:34:22Well, look at us
01:34:25As the uh thing goes, uh, if a man's home is his castle then his pub is the battlements
01:34:36What no drink well, I think we're past that by now, don't you
01:34:44Ray why don't why don't you call the team and get them back here the team are no longer available
01:34:51What have you done
01:34:53Fred'll be fine
01:34:55Matt was a case of friendly fire. Mick will have to live with that
01:34:58Pete's dead
01:35:00I fucking hate them anyway
01:35:03As for cliff
01:35:07Yeah, I was unfortunate jay
01:35:19That's not all our blood well then
01:35:22Whose is the rest some bloke named dat elzem
01:35:27Your client you fucking idiot
01:35:31Do you realize what you've gotten done? Milton set us up ray
01:35:35He hired some rookie assassin to take me out. That is absolute poppycock
01:35:39Ray, I i'm insulted that you would even humor him on this. I am a professional and I
01:35:45Triple the price of all jobs if we can ensure that the trail is wiped clean
01:35:49We need your man disposed of following the jobs or i'm afraid we'll have to go elsewhere no problem whatsoever
01:35:56Hey, throw in a ticket or two to the opera and you have a deal and i've got just the man for the job
01:36:14Fuck
01:36:19Uh
01:36:24I tried to tell you from the start. Hold on. Hold on. Let me get me breath back
01:36:30Fucking hell thought you might break two of the rules for a minute there
01:36:45I'm, sorry
01:36:47It was
01:36:48It was greed
01:36:50good old-fashioned
01:36:52greed honest to god
01:36:54Mikey
01:36:55I regretted it at the moment that I did it, but they would have pulled the job and it
01:37:01It was a fortune for all of us
01:37:05Oh, I guess we all make mistakes, don't we?
01:37:10You got me
01:37:13Oh mikey. Oh, you're a darling
01:37:15Darling, that's so sweet of you
01:37:22You told them there was only one hit man because you needed me to take out the accountant didn't you?
01:37:26Because you knew I would never took out beth. That's why you let me think I took out all the marks
01:37:30easier to clean
01:37:32I'm, sorry. I I really am
01:37:35This is this is right, right?
01:37:37How's that milk?
01:37:38Thank you. There it is. Thank you
01:37:41Oh gray, is it milton? Oh
01:37:43Yes, nothing but the best old bean
01:38:14You
01:38:16Well, fuck me
01:38:19It looks like I have read a hundred notes
01:38:22Looks like you do
01:38:23Who the fuck you think you are?
01:38:26I spent a lifetime getting this film to the top and you flush it down a pan without a second thought
01:38:32But you think you're mr. Clever, eh, mr. Wise mr. Intelligent
01:38:36I should slay you where you sit right now for what you've done
01:38:39I
01:38:42Yeah, but you won't will you right
01:38:46Oh, don't you be so smug
01:38:49Ben
01:38:53Well, all right
01:38:56I brought you up with my own son
01:38:59What would you think this is? Hey?
01:39:01fucking waltons
01:39:04We're killers, this is the only way tonight I could have played out
01:39:08All this because of a fucking bird
01:39:12I knew you'd gone soft. Yeah, maybe I am not you fucking right you have
01:39:21You know, maybe you're not cut out for this business anymore
01:39:38We're done
01:39:51I'm sorry, right? Yeah. Well
01:39:57It's too late for sorry
01:40:02Now if you don't mind
01:40:04I
01:40:06Get the fuck out my pub
01:40:14You watch your back mike
01:40:20Always do right
01:40:23So
01:40:34Maybe ray's right. Maybe I have gone soft
01:40:37A couple of days ago. There wasn't a doubt in my mind that I was carved out to end lives not to start them
01:40:44But all this business with beth and the baby
01:40:47Or maybe I need to reassess my priorities
01:40:50I could put this killing lot behind me if I only had a nice pension plan
01:40:55But let's face it this game's you only want to know how to play
01:40:59And it's a safe bet that every city needs someone like me keeping order from the shadows
01:41:08But had my unborn baby got the chance to know me would he or she have been proud of the old man
01:41:14I probably not
01:41:16Probably not
01:41:18But my advice to him or her and to all of you out there is simple
01:41:23Never forget your past
01:41:25Don't worry too much about your present and live life. Like there's no tomorrow because you never know
01:41:31An accident might be just around the corner
01:41:46Me
01:42:00Don't want you anyway
01:42:17Never never never
01:42:26Got nothing to tell me got nothing you'll hear
01:42:46Is
01:43:06Ending dark pride
01:43:16So
01:43:46So
01:44:16So
01:44:46So
01:45:16You