Making a Gambler - Props in the Bubble
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00:00Look at yourself. Look at yourself.
00:03You're eating like shit. You're bald as a shit.
00:06You got alopecia.
00:08Read the hat. Stay positive.
00:11You're gonna win.
00:12Philly, let's fucking go.
00:14Barstool sportsbook.
00:17We're in the bubble for a reason.
00:19I'm never leaving Philly till I win.
00:21You disgusting. You disgust me.
00:23You disgust me.
00:26Nice place.
00:29Kind of classy with the orange lights here.
00:35How do you wake up and look at yourself like that?
00:38Me?
00:41I dare you. You can't even turn the shower on.
00:43You look like that. You take a video like an idiot.
00:45Everyone thinks you... You can't even spell plaque.
00:47You disgust me. You disgust me.
00:49You should wake up and smack yourself in the fucking face, you loser.
00:52Been screaming the whole time.
00:54Oh, I'm bored. No one hangs out with me at the house.
00:56We're in the bubble. Coming to the bubble.
00:58Let's do a lesson in the bubble.
01:00You came to Philly, put yourself in the bubble.
01:02You want to be the best.
01:04What, dude?
01:06What the fuck is...
01:10All right.
01:12It looks like some real old, like...
01:15I don't know. I feel like Ben Franklin probably lived here before.
01:18This is like a nice, rustic-looking spot.
01:27I mean, you've got to be fucking kidding me with this.
01:30I should have a text.
01:33This kid asked me to come to Philly.
01:35Within ten minutes, I'm called the F-word.
01:39Not fuck.
01:41I'm called the N-word.
01:43With a hard R.
01:45The hardest R imaginable.
01:47By a guy who looks relatively normal.
01:49And he just berates me in public.
01:51Right outside the Liberty Bell.
01:53Go. Place of independence.
01:55No. Hard Rs.
01:57And now he's taking fucking forever
02:01to answer this stupid fucking door.
02:07All right.
02:09This close guy doesn't fucking know it's me.
02:12Now I really know how John feels.
02:15Before I get accosted on the street again,
02:19Are you fucking coming?
02:21Or what?
02:25Oh!
02:31Marty, you guys here?
02:33Chicken dog.
02:37Shit, I never moved here.
02:39Shit, I never moved here.
02:48Shit.
02:50Fucking come down, take a train,
02:52takes him.
02:54I don't even know if he's here.
02:56I don't know where he could possibly be.
02:58He says he hasn't left the house.
03:00He's turned into a Russian astronaut
03:02on like the space station.
03:04Just talking to himself non-stop.
03:06But for some reason,
03:08they come get me at the door.
03:11Hello?
03:20Marty's not going to teach you anything.
03:22He's a fucking idiot anyway. Who cares?
03:24Just going to have people yell at you
03:26that you're the N-word in the streets.
03:28That's what's going to happen in Philadelphia.
03:30Oh yeah, by the way, Wawa's out of Philly cheesesteaks.
03:32That makes a ton of fucking sense.
03:35No, in the door.
03:37One more.
03:45This kid wasn't such an idiot.
03:54Oh, I'm in trouble.
04:05Alright.
04:19Open the door!
04:23What in the world took you-
04:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get out of here.
04:27Where's your bubble, dude?
04:29What are you talking about?
04:31I said come to the bubble, bring your bubble.
04:34What do you think?
04:36What do you think?
04:41Every day, you fat loser.
04:45Yeah, why do you think there's no cases?
04:49Yeah, you're laughing. Stay right there.
04:51One sec. Yeah, stay right there.
04:55Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
04:57Yeah, we can't do this for a second.
04:59Fucking loser.
05:03It doesn't have to do with their mask,
05:05it doesn't have to do with their fucking temperature taken,
05:07their test taken.
05:09You think it's a fucking bubble that doesn't cover their mouth.
05:11Yeah, it's that complicated.
05:13You could just use this $45 on Amazon
05:15for every single player.
05:17Yeah, do that. You'll be laughing.
05:19Just one sec.
05:23Hey, you fat-
05:25I got an extra large bubble for you.
05:27I'm not wearing this.
05:29You ain't coming to my house, you're not putting that on.
05:31It doesn't go with my outfit.
05:33Put it on.
05:35Right now.
05:37It doesn't go with my outfit, Marty.
05:39I don't fucking put on accessories
05:41that don't go with my outfit.
05:43I'll tell you what.
05:45This actually weirdly
05:47works.
06:01We're like socially distanced.
06:03This is what they do.
06:05This is what the NBA does.
06:07This is just like when they're out to dinner, you think?
06:09They just all sit in one of these?
06:11Yeah, they all go to Hibachi so they can throw it through.
06:13That's a good idea.
06:15That's smart.
06:17Orlando's famous for their Hibachi, too.
06:19Where do you even get these things?
06:21You know what?
06:23I don't know.
06:25I don't know.
06:27I don't know.
06:29Where do you even get these things?
06:31You know what?
06:33My mother always wanted me to put me in one
06:35because I never wanted to get hurt.
06:37I got hurt a lot.
06:39Me, too.
06:41My mom wouldn't take me to the hospital.
06:43She'd just give me a glass of milk.
06:45It didn't work.
06:47You're still a pussy.
06:49Still a pussy.
06:51What have you been doing in the bubble?
06:53What are we doing right now?
06:55All I'm doing...
06:57I got $1,700.
06:59Nikola Djokovic.
07:01I got $10,000.
07:03Nikola.
07:05The little fat guy.
07:07Nikola Djokovic?
07:09He plays goalie for the Lightning.
07:11Oh, that's a tennis player, too.
07:13Djokic.
07:15Let me tell you something.
07:17There's props for everything.
07:19We were betting first play of the drive
07:21on Monday night, pass, run.
07:23It's everything.
07:25You don't even need to do spreads.
07:27It's a new way of gambling.
07:29Responsibly.
07:31Responsibly is the best part.
07:33I love responsible gambling.
07:35There's nothing more responsible
07:37than doing every play.
07:39Johnny, we got a shit boner tonight.
07:41What do we got?
07:43Jacksonville Jaguars
07:45against the Miami Dolphins.
07:47What a piece of shit football game.
07:49But I kind of appreciate it.
07:51That football game is one of the most
07:53I appreciate it.
07:55You skip it for Sunday.
07:57You don't have to worry about that game on Sunday night.
07:59It just gets it out of the way.
08:01That's true. That's a good point.
08:03It's like eating your vegetables first.
08:05I guess this has to happen.
08:07Hammer it before you get the good meats.
08:09That's a good point.
08:11The only problem is you got to sit here
08:13the rest of the night until the game's on
08:15because you can't really move around.
08:17But you know what we do?
08:19We bang out Barstool Sportsbook app.
08:21In Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
08:23Right in the bubble, baby.
08:25We'll take DJ Chuck
08:27plus 900.
08:29Who's DJ Chuck? I couldn't tell you.
08:31I don't know if I could tell you
08:33a player on either of these teams.
08:35It's all you just know Fitzmagic.
08:37He keeps starting accidentally.
08:39I forgot he's on that team.
08:41He literally just keeps playing.
08:43Him and Minshew have been arguing about who's better.
08:45The beard or the mustache.
08:47The answer is Fitzpatrick's beard.
08:49Fitzpatrick's beard is fucking stunning.
08:51That thing's got to tickle the rat, you know?
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:55For sure. I bet his wife loves it.
08:57Say Chuck.
08:59Say Chuck? It's Chuck.
09:01There you go. We're taking DJ Chuck
09:03plus 900
09:05Barstool Sportsbook app.
09:07Can we make our own fucking
09:09prop bet?
09:11You know what?
09:13I'm going to call some people.
09:15I think we could try and do over-under
09:17on a Lakers game.
09:19Dunks? Yeah he's rooting for an Ice Dunkarooney.
09:23I've been doing that since SportsCenter
09:25just made that their entire top ten thing.
09:27I've been doing that my whole life.
09:29It's all we're rooting for is dunks.
09:31Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.
09:33Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.
09:35Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.
09:37Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.
09:39Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. Dunks.
09:41Dunks. Dunks. Dunks. I WANT
09:43DUNKS!
09:45Barstool Sportsbook app.
09:47Responsibly.