Nursery Rhymes with Sleef the Super Saiyan!
DISCLAIMER: THIS VIDEO IS A MATURE PARODY AND IT IS NOT SAFE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN, IF THIS VIDEO GETS AUTOMATICALLY SET AS FOR KIDS PLEASE DISREGARD IT, AS THAT WAS NOT MY DECISION.
Hello, I'm the VentureMan, and I welcome to the VentureMan Studios channel!
After the end of the Sleef Saga, and following the early cancellation of its continuation, The New Adventure's of Sleef the Super Saiyan, Sleef the Super Saiyan is down on his luck and is desperate for work.
He then gets a call from his mysterious talent agent, who sends him to a recording studio to be the host of a children's program about nursery rhymes, much to the chagrin of both Sleef and the two unfortunate cameramen there.
The thing about Sleef is, when he does something, he does it SLEEF'S WAY, and often gets the wrong idea about things, as will be the case here.
After almost six years in the making, VentureMan Entertainment presents the eternal super saiyan's swan song, Nursery Rhymes with Sleef the Super Saiyan!
Also, if you wanna watch the series where Sleef came from, this playlist should do you good! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL666oY1_5ciMignBaPS66rKty8ATr0kvn
Hashtags:
#VentureManStudios #DragonBall #NurseryRhymeParody #VentureMan
Hello, I'm the VentureMan, and I welcome to the VentureMan Studios channel!
After the end of the Sleef Saga, and following the early cancellation of its continuation, The New Adventure's of Sleef the Super Saiyan, Sleef the Super Saiyan is down on his luck and is desperate for work.
He then gets a call from his mysterious talent agent, who sends him to a recording studio to be the host of a children's program about nursery rhymes, much to the chagrin of both Sleef and the two unfortunate cameramen there.
The thing about Sleef is, when he does something, he does it SLEEF'S WAY, and often gets the wrong idea about things, as will be the case here.
After almost six years in the making, VentureMan Entertainment presents the eternal super saiyan's swan song, Nursery Rhymes with Sleef the Super Saiyan!
Also, if you wanna watch the series where Sleef came from, this playlist should do you good! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL666oY1_5ciMignBaPS66rKty8ATr0kvn
Hashtags:
#VentureManStudios #DragonBall #NurseryRhymeParody #VentureMan
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00:00Disclaimer, this video is a mature parody of Nursery Rhymes, and it should not be watched by children.
00:06Does Sleef really have to do this?
00:10Seriously? Has Sleef really hit the bottom of the barrel already?
00:16Well that's what you'll think!
00:19Ugh, alright, Sleef will do it.
00:22But know this, when Sleef does something...
00:25Sleef does it SLEEF'S WAY!
00:30SLEEF'S WAY
00:55Hello weaklings, I mean children.
00:58Welcome to Sleef's new show.
01:00If you don't know who Sleef is, then consider your lives filled with a vast emptiness.
01:11Due to the lack of Sleef, you might know Sleef from his signature saga, which Sleef starred in, edited, wrote, produced, executive produced, and directed.
01:23Which can't be said for many else.
01:26Anyway, Sleef is here to bring immense joy to the children of the world, while Sleef's mind starts slipping down the crapper.
01:33Today we'll be looking at an old time classic, a little ditty called...
01:38Mary Had a Little Lamb
01:40Ahem, Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb?
01:46Wait, so she had three? It's said three times, so she has three little lambs.
01:51Okay, so she's a shepherd, although Sleef wouldn't imagine.
01:56This girl is like five, right?
01:58What is she doing around those things? They could easily trample her small, frail body.
02:03Sleef just saying.
02:04Yohohohohoho, saying, that's funny.
02:08Sleef funny.
02:10Alright, back to business.
02:12Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow.
02:15White as snow? More like white as bone.
02:19Sleef should know, Sleef has broken many bones.
02:23Especially those of the raccoon variety.
02:26And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary...
02:30You know, how about this?
02:32Every time that happens, Sleef will just say the line one time.
02:35And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
02:39Holy Shenron, that goat's a stalker!
02:42I'm sorry, is Sleef the only one that sees this?
02:45I think we have a conspiracy on our hands, people.
02:48Hold your kids, hold your valuables, hold your cats!
02:51The goats are coming, and they're coming for our souls!
02:54But they won't have Sleef's!
03:09Are you kidding me? That was my car!
03:12Sleef is safe once again from the goat menace!
03:15He followed her to school one day, which was against the rules.
03:18Well, duh! If Sleef decided to take a wolverine to a dog park, it'd still be against the rules!
03:24Well, not if the wolverine eats the cub first!
03:27He made the children laugh and play, to see a lamb at school.
03:30If Sleef saw a goat walk into his house, Sleef would break its legs!
03:33Then Sleef would eat it!
03:35Goats are an excellent source of protein, you know!
03:38And so the teacher turned it out, but it still lingered near.
03:42Well good on the sensei, I mean, teacher.
03:44Keep that stalker goat away from Mary!
03:47He waited patiently about, till Mary did appear.
03:50Again, the stalking! When will it end?!
03:54Why does the lamb love Mary so? The eager children cried.
03:58You're not helping! These children are demons!
04:01Someone needs to take them out!
04:03Oh, Sleef doesn't mean you, dear children. Keep watching.
04:07Alright, last line.
04:09Why Mary loves the lamb, you know, the teacher did reply.
04:12First, it was child labor.
04:15Then, it was stalking.
04:18Now, it's freaking BETEALITY!
04:22Wait a second, Sleef thinks he gets her now, don't you see?
04:26The child labor, the goat following the child wherever they go,
04:30and the distinctive hype of sexual tension between Mary and the goat!
04:34Oh my Shenron!
04:37This isn't a nursery rhyme!
04:38It's a tool designed to indoctrinate children into bestiality!
04:43Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of this before?
04:46For centuries, we've been raising our children on this sick, immoral rhetoric!
04:51This must stop now!
04:53Throw out your books! Burn your mother goose!
04:56We must fight this tyranny before it's too late!
04:59It's not too late to save the children!
05:01There's still hope! There's still!
05:03Well, that's all the time Sleef has today, kids.
05:09Join me next time for another...
05:15Oh thank goodness he's out!
05:18Yeah, who got this brute hired anyway?
05:20Some guy, I don't know, his agent probably.
05:23Agent? What crackpot would want to be this guy's agent?
05:28The Sleefery Optics!
05:33Seriously? Has Sleef really hit the bottom of the barrel already?
05:38Well, that's what you'll think!
05:42Uh, alright. Sleef will do it.
05:45I know this! When Sleef does something...
05:48Sleef does it!
05:50Sleef's way!
05:54Ain't I a stinker?
06:03Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb
06:09Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow
06:14And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went
06:20And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go
06:25It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day
06:37It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules
06:42It made the children laugh and play, laugh and play, laugh and play
06:48It made the children laugh and play to see a lamb at school
06:55Venturemon! Studios!