Married for Green Card, Stayed for Love - Full Movie
Married for Green Card, Stayed for Love Simon Williams has one shot of saving his baby brother, find him the perfect bone marrow match. Fate would have it, there's only but one perfect match, Leslie Maddison! In return for Leslie's donation, Simon must marry her so she can stay in the United States. Leslie needs a green card, and Simon needs her bone marrow. But what happens when Leslie finds out... Simon is actually the heir to a multi-billion dollar company and not the average joe who he makes himself out to be?
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00:00:0060 days. I'm going to get deported. I deserve someone better. Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:15This is my new boyfriend. So you're the one who's getting dumped.
00:00:23Miss Madsen, I need you to save my brother. Without your bow and arrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:00:29Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:00:35I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:00:41I've seen hundreds of girls like you. I am not a gold digger.
00:00:46As in billionaire, CEO, Simon Williams?
00:00:50Think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:00:55What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:01:00What do you even do for a living?
00:01:13Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bow and arrow match for your brother is.
00:01:18The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else I can do.
00:01:29Mr. Williams, I know you're rich. Obscenely rich. But it's not about money.
00:01:35My job is on the line, and if I disclose who the donor is, I risk losing my medical license.
00:01:40Dr. Walker, everything is about money.
00:01:49You say this person's the only match for my brother?
00:01:54Uh, correct.
00:01:59Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate.
00:02:05My brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives.
00:02:10Please, save my brother.
00:02:19Leslie Madison. The donor.
00:02:24Her name's Leslie Madison.
00:02:34We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:02:39You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:02:45Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:02:50What?
00:02:55How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:03:00If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:03:05See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:03:11I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up.
00:03:16Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:03:21Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:03:28Leslie, I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:03:35I deserve someone better. Fuck you, David.
00:03:40Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:04:06I don't follow the way you're playing. I'm living in the family.
00:04:14I'll do what I want to. Yeah. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:21I'll do what I want to. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:28I'll do what I want to. Yeah. I'll do what I want to do.
00:04:34Miss Madison? Are you going somewhere? I can give you a ride. I'll speak with you in private.
00:04:43Leslie! Leslie! Who is this?
00:04:49This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you.
00:04:57So you're the one who's getting dumped. David.
00:05:03David.
00:05:09Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:05:21And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:05:26Wait, who are you? You said you needed to speak with me.
00:05:30Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie.
00:05:36Leslie, I need your help. I need you to save my brother.
00:05:47I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:05:55Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:05:57Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:06:04I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else?
00:06:10No, you're the only one.
00:06:14My brother. His name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:06:24Parents died when we were really young.
00:06:27We were raised by our grandmother.
00:06:29Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:06:33Yes, money. How could I forget?
00:06:37Money, of course. I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:06:45Marriage?
00:06:49What did you just say?
00:06:51Are you an American citizen?
00:06:52Yes, of course.
00:06:54Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:01Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:04You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:07:09Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:07:13Does she know who I am? Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:07:17Let me get this straight. You want to marry me?
00:07:22For a green card?
00:07:25Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:07:29Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:07:36What do you say?
00:07:42Okay. Deal.
00:07:44Okay. Deal.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:58We just need to do a blood test to confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:08:05Miss Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:08:07Right arm.
00:08:14Hey, are you okay?
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:20You can use this one.
00:08:37Come on, Leslie. You gotta pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:08:49Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint.
00:08:52Um, I'm...
00:08:55Hey, don't look at her. Look at me.
00:09:01I'll tell you a secret. I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:09:05I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:09:10This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting, and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling.
00:09:16He landed on my arm, and then he started crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants.
00:09:24And we're done. See? That wasn't so bad, right?
00:09:29I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:46Do you miss?
00:09:49So this is your aunt's place?
00:09:53Yeah, on my mother's side.
00:09:57I really need to find a new living arrangement soon. Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:10:03Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:10:07To get married.
00:10:08Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there myself.
00:10:119am, City Hall. I'll be there.
00:10:14Okay.
00:10:18Good night.
00:10:20Good night, Simon.
00:10:24You what? Marry her? Tomorrow?
00:10:28It's the only way to save James.
00:10:31So, the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:10:36Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:10:39I don't think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card.
00:10:43So that way she can stay in this country.
00:10:46Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers.
00:10:50Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:10:56You cannot let the public know about this.
00:10:58If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet.
00:11:02So, once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:11:12Simon!
00:11:14Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:11:21Hey, loser! Where's my coffee?
00:11:23Hailey, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:11:28She's not wrong.
00:11:30I'm not wrong.
00:11:31I'm not wrong.
00:11:33I'm not wrong.
00:11:35I'm not wrong.
00:11:37I'm not wrong.
00:11:39I'm not wrong.
00:11:40I'm not wrong.
00:11:41Well, she's not wrong.
00:11:43How long are you staying here anyways?
00:11:45You're a grown-ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:11:49Tabby!
00:11:50Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless.
00:11:55Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you need to.
00:12:00I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent.
00:12:04As soon as I get a job.
00:12:05Oh crap! I have somewhere important to be.
00:12:09Wait, no breakfast?
00:12:11Important, my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go?
00:12:17This is not funny.
00:12:27Finally, my ticket to this great country.
00:12:31I mean it.
00:12:32You're welcome.
00:12:35If there's nothing else, I can give you a ride or something.
00:12:37Actually, there is something else.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:48I made a checklist.
00:12:50Please take a look.
00:12:55I made a checklist.
00:12:57Please take a look.
00:13:01Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:13:03Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos.
00:13:07Number three, go on dates and post on social media.
00:13:11What's all this for?
00:13:13A marriage certificate is not enough.
00:13:15I need this to look realistic.
00:13:17We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration officer with lots of photos.
00:13:22Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:13:30That's not enough.
00:13:31What?
00:13:44Move in.
00:13:45Together?
00:13:47Yes.
00:13:52Move in?
00:13:54Together?
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:57If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together.
00:13:59That's what married people do, right?
00:14:02That would solve my living arrangement problems.
00:14:06But moving in with a stranger?
00:14:09And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it.
00:14:12Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now.
00:14:15That gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding.
00:14:20Sound good?
00:14:23Wow, you are really on top of it.
00:14:28I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:14:31Look, don't worry about it.
00:14:33I just need you to stay healthy.
00:14:35A brother's life depends on it.
00:14:37Simon, there's one more thing.
00:14:40What is it?
00:14:42I don't have a lot of money right now.
00:14:44So, if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills and...
00:14:49Don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:14:51No, no, no. I have to pick him. I can't just leech off of you.
00:14:55I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:14:58Okay. Deal.
00:14:59Okay. Let's do this.
00:15:03Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:15:17You have a board meeting at 11.30, AM.
00:15:20Then you have a lunch with the executive team.
00:15:22Then, later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. Jay at Crazyендology in New York.
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:28Then, you move in with him after that.
00:15:29Okay.
00:15:30You have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio to discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:15:36Real Short?
00:15:37The media streaming platform?
00:15:38Yes.
00:15:39It's really popular right now.
00:15:40And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play Charts.
00:15:42Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival.
00:15:44It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:15:46Oh, and one more thing.
00:15:49Of course.
00:15:50What do you need, sir?
00:15:51I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood.
00:15:52And then I need a new car.
00:15:54Something like a Mercedes would be fine.
00:15:56And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:16:00Uh, okay.
00:16:01Anything else?
00:16:02Actually, yes.
00:16:03Come with me.
00:16:06I know.
00:16:07It's so great.
00:16:19Who's that?
00:16:24Who's that?
00:16:25It's Mia White, heiress of the White family.
00:16:29I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:16:32She's not even that pretty.
00:16:34Yeah, but who cares?
00:16:35She's worth billions.
00:16:36I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:16:38Why is that new for us?
00:16:40Pay raise.
00:16:44Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:16:46And I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:16:51Yes, yes, of course.
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:56Um, talk to you next week.
00:16:58Hi, Simon.
00:17:02Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:17:06You haven't called or texted.
00:17:09You know, I've been busy.
00:17:11Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:17:15It's almost 5.30.
00:17:16We should go grab dinner.
00:17:18I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:17:22Your favorite.
00:17:23I, uh, got somewhere else to be.
00:17:26Where?
00:17:28Bring it on.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31Okay.
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:37Okay.
00:17:38Okay.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:41Bring me.
00:17:45Mia.
00:17:47Go home.
00:17:51Simon!
00:18:04Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:18:05Yes?
00:18:07I need to tell you something.
00:18:08Oh, what?
00:18:09I got married this morning.
00:18:11That's nice, dear.
00:18:13Wait, what?
00:18:14I thought you and David broke up.
00:18:17I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:18:19She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:18:21It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:18:28Um, I actually met this guy a while back.
00:18:31And we recently reconnected and hit it off.
00:18:34Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:18:37Yeah, but marriage?
00:18:38Already?
00:18:39Well, what's his name?
00:18:41How old is he?
00:18:42What's he do for a living?
00:18:45When's dinner?
00:18:46I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:18:49Almost.
00:18:50Patty.
00:18:53This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:18:56Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:18:57I'll be fine.
00:18:59And I'm moving in with those Finch's.
00:19:02What?
00:19:04Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:19:08Who's the guy?
00:19:09Some homeless bummy found on the street?
00:19:10That's not nice.
00:19:11What?
00:19:12We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:19:14She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:19:18First of all, his name is Simon.
00:19:20Signable.
00:19:21He's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:19:23Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:29I have to take this.
00:19:38Hey, is everything okay?
00:19:41What, I can't call and check on my wife?
00:19:46Of course you can, husband.
00:19:49I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:19:53No, everything's great with James.
00:19:55The doctor gave us a green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:19:58So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:02Don't worry.
00:20:03I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:20:08Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:20:13You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:20:15so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:20:18and then maybe buy some rings.
00:20:20Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:20:21I'm going to pay for everything.
00:20:25No need.
00:20:27I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:20:30We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:20:32so there's no reason to waste money.
00:20:33No, no, no, really.
00:20:34It's no problem at all.
00:20:35No, it's okay.
00:20:36I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:20:38I have to apply for jobs.
00:20:39Oh, okay.
00:20:40I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:20:42Have a good morning.
00:20:46Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:20:49If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:20:51I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:20:54He's such a sweet guy.
00:21:06Um, who are you?
00:21:08Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:21:11Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:21:15Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:21:19Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:21:22Great, then let's get started.
00:21:36I know right here is where I want to be
00:21:41Forever mine and forever yours
00:21:45Wow, spectacular.
00:21:47That is amazing.
00:21:49All the good women.
00:21:52I love it.
00:21:54How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:21:56You don't even pay us rent.
00:22:00Hayley.
00:22:01All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:22:05I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:22:08Oh, don't worry.
00:22:10Your husband already paid.
00:22:11Just pick whatever you like.
00:22:16Oh, I almost forgot.
00:22:17Susie, show her the shoes.
00:22:19Got it.
00:22:20Here Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:22:22This was a special order.
00:22:24Paid for already as well.
00:22:25Where are those limited edition?
00:22:28Let me try them on.
00:22:29Hayley, what are you doing?
00:22:30Wait a minute.
00:22:32Um, these are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:22:36The shoes are in her size.
00:22:55How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:23:02Oh.
00:23:08I love them.
00:23:19Well, glad you like them.
00:23:21Simon.
00:23:23How are you?
00:23:24Leslie, this is your husband.
00:23:26Um, yeah.
00:23:28This is Simon.
00:23:30Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:23:32We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:23:37Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:23:39Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:23:41Sounds good, Simon.
00:23:42But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:23:47Joey, we're all done here?
00:23:48Yes, Mr. Williams.
00:23:49We're all done here.
00:23:51Shall we?
00:23:53Wait.
00:23:56What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:58I'm not that rich.
00:24:00Of course, it's a rental.
00:24:03I'm glad you like it.
00:24:07Say, I'm glad to hear you.
00:24:09I didn't see it.
00:24:10I can put it away for you.
00:24:12Oh, thank you.
00:24:14It's a pleasure.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:16Bye,із
00:24:17Bye.
00:24:20Bye, bye.
00:24:21Bye, bye.
00:24:22Okay.
00:24:47Simon, what is this place?
00:24:51She thinks this house is nice.
00:24:53I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:24:55This is where I'll be living.
00:24:58It's very comfortable.
00:25:07This is where I'll be living.
00:25:09It's very comfortable.
00:25:11I know it's not much, but it's her new home.
00:25:20Wait, not much?
00:25:23What are you talking about?
00:25:25This place is so nice.
00:25:28What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:25:32I don't own it, I just rent it.
00:25:35How much do you pay for rent?
00:25:37I don't know if I can afford half, it's kind of expensive.
00:25:41I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:25:43Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:25:45Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:25:48Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:25:49We can discuss it later.
00:25:51I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:54I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:57Sunset Resort?
00:25:59Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:26:03No, no, no, no.
00:26:05Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:26:08Right here is perfect.
00:26:12Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:26:16Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:26:19You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:26:23What do you even do for a living?
00:26:27Um...
00:26:31What do you even do for a living?
00:26:35Um...
00:26:38I'm just a software engineer.
00:26:40Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:26:44Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:26:47It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:26:50As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:26:52You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:55We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:58I can't believe you went from break-up to married in like 72 hours.
00:27:04Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:27:08Good call.
00:27:10You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:27:17What's his name?
00:27:19Simon Williams.
00:27:22Simon Williams? As in billionaire?
00:27:25CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:29As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:34Of course not. Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:27:38Are you sure? Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:27:42There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:27:45You'd think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:27:49He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:51I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job.
00:27:54But he's no billionaire.
00:27:58Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:28:01I wish.
00:28:02Okay, next question.
00:28:04Is he hot?
00:28:06Major, I can't think.
00:28:08You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:28:13Should we cheer?
00:28:14Yes, let's do it.
00:28:20Let's take a look.
00:28:23Oh, that is so cute.
00:28:25So cute.
00:28:26Again, again.
00:28:33You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:28:36But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:41Is that clear?
00:28:44But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:50Just give me a second.
00:28:59Hi, you must be Simon's grandmother.
00:29:02It's very nice to meet you.
00:29:04Let's cut the crap.
00:29:06I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:29:09And when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:29:12you'll be getting a divorce.
00:29:14Immediately.
00:29:16That was the agreement.
00:29:18Of course.
00:29:19If Jane's recovery goes without a hitch,
00:29:22we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:29:25But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:29:29So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:29:32That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:29:35I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:29:39And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:29:41I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:29:44So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant,
00:29:48but you cannot look down on my character.
00:29:51I am not a gold digger.
00:29:53Of course not.
00:29:56Grandma, could you try not to scare my bride away?
00:30:00She's very hard to find.
00:30:03Sorry about my grandmother.
00:30:04Simon!
00:30:05It's okay, I understand.
00:30:08She's a little senile.
00:30:15Shall we?
00:30:17Let's go.
00:30:23Make it right there.
00:30:25Oh, I love it.
00:30:27Yes.
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:29Uh-huh.
00:30:32Please, perfect.
00:30:34Can you get this real quick?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:37Uh-huh.
00:30:39Perfect.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:46Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:30:49Right there.
00:30:50Okay.
00:30:51I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:54Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:57And you look like you love me.
00:30:59Okay.
00:31:00Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:31:06I think he's right.
00:31:09How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:31:14I don't know.
00:31:36Man, I am so tired.
00:31:40Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:31:45Did you get enough photos?
00:31:47Oh, yeah.
00:31:50Teresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:54He made us look super legit.
00:31:55Whoa, just legit?
00:31:57We look cute in these.
00:31:59Okay, cute and legit.
00:32:02Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:32:06Why is that?
00:32:08Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:32:15Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:32:19I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon, and I'll post other photos there.
00:32:25Don't worry, I'll make it private, but it's for the immigration officer.
00:32:32Oh, that sounds good.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:39Simon.
00:32:46Dr. Walker?
00:32:48Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:51Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:58Doctor?
00:33:00Something urgent has come up.
00:33:01We need to go into surgery right now. Follow me.
00:33:04Please, calm down.
00:33:06Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:33:10I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:33:12Since this was sold last second, my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:33:17Miss Madison, please lay down on your side and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:33:29You're so brave. Thank you so much.
00:33:44Do you feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:33:45Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:53Here we go.
00:33:55I have to pull through for Simon.
00:34:06I am so sorry.
00:34:27Leslie?
00:34:29Leslie!
00:34:36Hey.
00:34:40You're awake.
00:34:44How do you feel?
00:34:50My back kind of hurts, but other than that I feel fine.
00:34:56What happened?
00:34:57You passed out.
00:34:59But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:05What about your brother? Is everything okay?
00:35:08The bone marrow transfusion was a success.
00:35:21All thanks to you.
00:35:28All thanks to you.
00:35:50I'm hungry.
00:35:53I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:56Do you want something to eat?
00:35:58Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:36:02No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:36:05Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:15Ted.
00:36:17I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:36:26Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:36:35You're welcome.
00:36:57I am so full.
00:37:00This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:37:02You should try my cooking. I'm an excellent chef.
00:37:04You don't seem like the type.
00:37:06Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:37:08Wife.
00:37:12You know, it's so strange.
00:37:14There's no one in here tonight.
00:37:17I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:37:21Well, just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:37:24So, here we are.
00:37:27Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:37:29Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:37:32It's still so strange to hear.
00:37:36Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:37My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:48Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:50That isn't you, is it?
00:37:53Where's Leslie at?
00:37:54What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:56Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:59Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:38:05Wait, Leslie?
00:38:12Wait, Leslie?
00:38:16Wow.
00:38:18Look at you, Leslie.
00:38:21Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:38:23I always knew you were after my money.
00:38:25I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:38:29Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:38:32Yeah, Sarah.
00:38:34Me, Leslie, my loser ex.
00:38:37She clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:41Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:46Simon, let's go.
00:38:48I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:50She's a skank.
00:38:51She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:56What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:58I'm going to sue you.
00:39:00Baby, are you okay?
00:39:01No one calls my wife a skank.
00:39:04Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:39:06I don't want to hear them again.
00:39:18Thank you for what you did back there.
00:39:21What you did back there.
00:39:24But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:39:26Violence is not the answer.
00:39:29Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:39:36You want to talk about it?
00:39:39What's there to talk about?
00:39:42I basically saw everything.
00:39:44He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:47We even got engaged.
00:39:50I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:53Instead he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:57Like Sarah.
00:39:58He doesn't deserve you.
00:40:01I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:40:05Begging someone to help me.
00:40:07Feeling so powerless.
00:40:10I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:40:16I know exactly what you mean.
00:40:19I know.
00:40:25James plays the piano.
00:40:31I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:40:34I can't do anything.
00:40:37When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:40:40I had hope again.
00:40:49James plays the piano.
00:41:08I'm sorry.
00:41:10I didn't mean to wake you.
00:41:11Morning.
00:41:13Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:41:16Are you offering me breakfast?
00:41:20I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:41:22Plus it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:41:25Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:28Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:31Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:32Oh, you got something right here.
00:41:49James plays the piano.
00:41:55This is the moment of truth.
00:41:57I try yours and you try mine.
00:42:00Here we go.
00:42:03Here we go.
00:42:16How is it?
00:42:20Hey, come on.
00:42:22I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:42:26These are actually really good.
00:42:40Is it good?
00:42:41Let me try.
00:42:49It's good.
00:42:55Yummy.
00:42:57That's weird.
00:43:02What?
00:43:06I've got a meeting. I've got to go to the office.
00:43:08Do you have any plans?
00:43:09It's already Monday.
00:43:11I have an interview. I've got to go.
00:43:12Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:43:19Darling, you're back. How wonderful.
00:43:24You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:26Oh, sweetheart. You're a doll.
00:43:28Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:29Okay.
00:43:30I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:31I know. I missed you.
00:43:33Sit down, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:35By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:39They're great for your health.
00:43:41Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:43But you don't need to bring us anything. You're practically family.
00:43:49That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:51I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:54Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:56We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:58And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:44:04But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:44:07I make the time to see him. He says no.
00:44:10Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:44:13Preoccupied? With what?
00:44:17Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:44:20If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:44:22Mia, he...
00:44:24I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:27But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:31Of course. You have my word.
00:44:41Just my luck.
00:44:46Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser ex.
00:44:52Sit down, Ms. Madison.
00:44:54This is a professional setting.
00:44:56You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:45:05When I saw your resume, I almost laughed.
00:45:09I thought I just had to interview you.
00:45:13So, Ms. Madison, tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:19I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:25I wasn't fired.
00:45:27I know so many people just like you, Ms. Madison.
00:45:30They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:32They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:34There's actually a word for that.
00:45:36It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:41L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:44Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:46You're very professional.
00:45:49The boss should be proud.
00:46:00Hey, it's me.
00:46:02So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:46:06Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:46:09She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:46:12And that's why she got fired.
00:46:19What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:21I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:23I'm glad you're home.
00:46:25Dinner is ready.
00:46:26I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:29and not already have dinner on the table.
00:46:31You're incredible.
00:46:32Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:55Usually darkness.
00:46:58Well, you have me now.
00:47:00And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:47:04Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:47:08How's it going, by the way, the job interview?
00:47:11Don't remind me.
00:47:13It was the worst.
00:47:15But it's okay.
00:47:17I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:20No, I love a good story.
00:47:23Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:26Shut up.
00:47:28She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get you.
00:47:31I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:39Cheers.
00:47:45Hi.
00:47:46I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:48Let me check.
00:47:52Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:55Your interview has been canceled.
00:47:57What? Why?
00:47:59Um, that I do not know.
00:48:09Hi.
00:48:11This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:19Canceled.
00:48:21Right.
00:48:23Got it. Thanks.
00:48:32Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Bessie.
00:48:35What is going on?
00:48:37What is going on?
00:48:39Something terrible is happening.
00:48:46So you're telling me that all your interviews were canceled on you?
00:48:50Yup.
00:48:52And they were all like, you're not a suitable candidate anymore, or some bullshit like, this position has already been filled.
00:49:00That is very weird.
00:49:02Right? It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:49:07I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter. I'm gonna text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:49:15Oh my lord.
00:49:19Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:23Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:29And, um, you're on there.
00:49:33What?
00:49:37What the actual fuck?
00:49:40I can't believe this.
00:49:42Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:48Here you go.
00:49:54I hate this.
00:49:56I hate this.
00:50:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:50:03We're gonna put you down and we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:50:09I think you texted me his number.
00:50:11He's not even my husband. He's fake.
00:50:17Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:21Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:23I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:25That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:30That boy.
00:50:33These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:38Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:41Yes, sir.
00:50:46Leslie? I'm gonna be a little...
00:50:51I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:53Ted Williams, the meeting.
00:50:55Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:57This is a changed man.
00:51:04Oh, hey.
00:51:08Thank you for calling. Is everything okay?
00:51:11It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:51:13Hey, come on.
00:51:15Hey, come on. We gotta go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:18Can you help me, please?
00:51:19Yes.
00:51:20All right, let's...
00:51:21One, two, three.
00:51:22Come on. Let's go.
00:51:24Hey.
00:51:25Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:27I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:29All right, so this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:31Give me a kiss.
00:51:32Come on. Come on, look.
00:51:34Whoa, whoa. Okay, all right.
00:51:36Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:39All right, watch your head there.
00:51:41Careful.
00:51:45Okay.
00:51:47All right.
00:51:52Well, Teresa, you need a ride?
00:51:53Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
00:51:56Okay.
00:51:58Well...
00:52:00Can you let me in? What's going on?
00:52:02Oh, boy.
00:52:05There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:52:08that it could not be further from the truth.
00:52:12A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:14I don't know.
00:52:20Hey, Ted.
00:52:21I'm going to send you a screenshot.
00:52:23Show it to our HR
00:52:25and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:30Okay.
00:52:45Okay.
00:52:47Simon.
00:52:49Yes?
00:52:50Let's drink some wine.
00:52:54How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:56No, I want wine.
00:52:59No, no wine.
00:53:01Please.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03I want wine.
00:53:04No.
00:53:06How about we make omelets?
00:53:08I'll tell you what.
00:53:09How about a cooking competition?
00:53:11Okay, all right.
00:53:12Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:14I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:16I think you drank all of it.
00:53:17Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:29Um...
00:53:31Put this on.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:37Put this on.
00:53:58Put this on.
00:54:01Don't tell me what to do.
00:54:08I don't want to be a...
00:54:24No touch.
00:54:31Um...
00:54:33Leslie?
00:54:34Leslie?
00:54:37Hey, wake up.
00:55:04Simon?
00:55:05Simon?
00:55:33Simon?
00:55:34Hmm?
00:55:36You're naked.
00:55:43Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:49What did I do?
00:55:51Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:55Maybe I can give you a little reminder.
00:56:05Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:56:08How did you know about that?
00:56:10Theresa told me.
00:56:14Oh, um...
00:56:16I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:18I'll figure it out.
00:56:20Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:24I'm your husband.
00:56:26Fake husband.
00:56:28Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:32What do you mean?
00:56:35I've fallen for you.
00:56:39Do you have feelings for me, too?
00:56:42Of course I do.
00:56:43But what are you saying?
00:56:44That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:48No, no, what I'm saying is,
00:56:49it's not like that.
00:56:50It's not like that.
00:56:52It's not like that.
00:56:54It's not like that.
00:56:55It's not like that.
00:56:56You don't want to get divorced when our agreement is up, and then...
00:56:57No, no, what I'm saying is,
00:56:58give us a shot.
00:57:04Okay.
00:57:15So you're saying that the rumor came from
00:57:17somebody from social media?
00:57:19Do you have a name?
00:57:20Just a first name.
00:57:21Sarah.
00:57:22I'm still looking into it.
00:57:23Instead he talked to me and got somebody better, like Sarah.
00:57:29Sarah? I know exactly who that is.
00:57:33Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:36Oh, and Ted, I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:40I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:42Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:44Cancel them.
00:57:49What am I, a detective now?
00:57:54Everyone, look busy! We've got an important guest coming. Chop, chop!
00:58:00What's up with her?
00:58:02I just got a call from T6's corporate office.
00:58:04Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming. Right now.
00:58:08Whoa. T6's CEO? That's a huge potential client.
00:58:13Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:22Two things. I know that Central Media is looking for investors. I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:28And the second thing?
00:58:30I need you to fire someone.
00:58:33Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:39That employee will be dealt with. Promptly.
00:58:43I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:55Hi. Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:59Hi. Leslie Madison speaking.
00:59:04Thank you so much.
00:59:10I got hired.
00:59:12I got hired!
00:59:16Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:18Come in.
00:59:19Come in.
00:59:25Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:29Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:31Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:36And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:41Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:43I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:47Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:51I...
00:59:52Sarah! Pack your shit up. You're fired.
00:59:57Fiona, please give me another chance. I'll do better. I promise.
01:00:02I can't lose my job.
01:00:03Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
01:00:07Why?
01:00:08Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:12Who?
01:00:13Who? You don't know.
01:00:17CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
01:00:21That woman that you slandered? That was his wife.
01:00:26You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
01:00:39I am breaking up with you.
01:00:41What? What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:44I got fired!
01:00:45Wait, I did too. And it was for no reason.
01:00:49No reason? Of course there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:53She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:57That's something you should have told me about!
01:00:59Wait, that's impossible.
01:01:02Sarah, wait. What are you doing? Really?
01:01:08Fuck you, David. You ruined my life. I hope you die in a ditch.
01:01:13Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:24This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:01:27So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:31Yes, I recall.
01:01:32So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:36And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:40Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:44It's like, bam! Suddenly, my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:48So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:52I'm really happy for you.
01:01:57I have a new job, filed for a green card. Life is just so, so good.
01:02:04I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:02:07Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:11What do you mean? Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:16The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference. It's this whole family thing.
01:02:21Simon!
01:02:24So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:30So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:32So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:36Simon, who's this?
01:02:39I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:41She's not my fiancée. It's just a family thing.
01:02:45Listen, I was going to explain everything to you. I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:49But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:53We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:57Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:03:00Immigrant trash?
01:03:03You rude bitch.
01:03:07Wait, you told her?
01:03:11No, I have no... Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:03:17No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:20I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:24Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:26What's going on?
01:03:28What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:31You still don't know?
01:03:33Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying, is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:39Multi-billionaire. Richest man in the world. Generational wealth.
01:03:44Should I go on?
01:03:47Is that all true?
01:03:49It's still me.
01:03:52Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
01:03:54Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:03:56Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:04:00You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:04You're not one of us.
01:04:07What do you bring to the table?
01:04:09Mia, shut the fuck up. I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:13What do you bring to the table?
01:04:15Mia, shut the fuck up. I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:19Leslie, wait. Leslie! Leslie, please stop! Look what you did.
01:04:23Simon! Wait!
01:04:26Leslie!
01:04:34You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:37You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:40Leslie, wait, please. Let me explain.
01:04:43Explain what, Simon?
01:04:45Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:47Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:49None of that matters.
01:04:51If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:53I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:57How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:59You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:05:02When you told me to give us a chance, I really thought about it.
01:05:06I really thought that we could be together.
01:05:08Why not?
01:05:13Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:15Look at me. I love you.
01:05:17Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:19Did you even live there before?
01:05:21Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:23I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:25Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:05:29We aren't from the same world.
01:05:31A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:35Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:47Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:54What? What?
01:05:57What?
01:06:03God, you really are a loser.
01:06:05Here. Have some tea.
01:06:09It's just a breakup. It's not that big a deal.
01:06:12Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:16Yeah. You can say that again.
01:06:18So what's your next step?
01:06:20I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:22I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:24Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:29My American dream is dead, Hailey.
01:06:32That's a crock of bull.
01:06:34Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:36Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:38And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:40But he's not that special.
01:06:42At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:45You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:48Four billion.
01:06:50Get over it.
01:06:51And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:07:02If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:05I will kill myself.
01:07:17Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:21I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:27Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:35What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:37I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:40And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:43I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:47Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:53But rest assured, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:57In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:02And I love her very much.
01:08:04Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:11No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:18I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:21I love her very much.
01:08:23Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:26How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:30Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:33Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:39In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:43I love her very much.
01:08:45Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:52I will not be taking any more questions.
01:08:56I will not be taking any further questions.
01:09:00Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:09:03Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:17Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:20Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:23Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:09:27I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:30As Simon.
01:09:32Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:37Just a normal guy, Simon.
01:09:40Who likes to cook and eat.
01:09:42And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:48But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:54What are you saying, Simon, that you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:58No, Leslie, what I'm saying is
01:10:01I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:10:04I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:10:09But what about your family?
01:10:11Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:13Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:17Maybe a threat.
01:10:19But she approves of you.
01:10:21And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:31Leslie, what I'm asking you is
01:10:34will you marry me again?
01:10:37For real this time.
01:10:40If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:42Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:44Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:48The answer is yes.
01:10:52No.
01:10:58I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:11:02If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:11:07Well, James has finally recovered, so
01:11:11he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:13We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:21You look so beautiful.
01:11:24Hi, James. Hi, Grandma.
01:11:27You are looking better every day.
01:11:30All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:33I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:36Major deja vu moment.
01:11:42Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:11:48but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:50You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:52And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:59You know, I've asked him plenty of times,
01:12:02but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:05How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:10He threatened me.
01:12:12He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:15And that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:18it would have to be with you.
01:12:20He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:25Five?
01:12:27I didn't agree to five.
01:12:29Well, that was the deal.
01:12:31And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:49Amen.
01:12:51You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:02I love you, wife.
01:13:04I love you, husband.
01:13:05Give me your bouquet.
01:13:07I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:09She's still in college.
01:13:11Who are you even going to marry?
01:13:13You'll see.
01:13:19Hey, what are you drinking?
01:13:21Orange juice.
01:13:22So are you single?
01:13:24Yes.
01:13:26Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:28I've got to go.
01:13:30Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:31No worries at all.
01:13:35You know that I received a direct report
01:13:37that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:39That's green card fraud.
01:13:41No, ma'am, I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:43That's what they all say.
01:13:45How long have you two known each other?
01:13:47Two months.
01:13:50You expect me to believe that you met,
01:13:52fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:13:56Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love,
01:13:59and died all in three days,
01:14:01so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:07I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:09I see right through you.
01:14:13All I can say is if you don't go out
01:14:15and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:17then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:19Wait, wait, what is concrete evidence?
01:14:22Any children produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:26would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:28Need any other hints?
01:14:33Well, looks like we're going to have to make some babies.
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